Are you ready to Slay the Spire too?
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>>734315176I'll buy it when it leaves EA.
My body will be ready if and only if the Watcher mod is finally at last complete.
Raping Silent so she thinks about me for eternity every time Neow resurrects her for another run
I hope the card pool is bigger this time arond. People always say that it has endless builds but really you have like 2 that can actually win above A8 for most of them.
DEFECT SUCKS BIG DICK!
>>734325526Yeah, mine.
>>734315750Very nice. Great, even.
>>734325442You really shouldn't be trying to force archetypes and synergies in the first place, just take good cards that solve specific problems or fights.
>>734315750Need even lewder, Silent is confirmed a canon cute girl now so she needs to get mating pressed and tentacle raped by relevant monsters.
This game has the biggest chinese audience I've ever seen on any western video game.
i'm shit at StShow do people regularly clear high ascensions consistently I can maybe some early ascensions but I struggle hard if I get mildly unlucky
>>734315750>piss coated turds wrapping around a brown granny
>>734326416>nonsense fantasy>gambling>blue chinese characterYeah makes senseMaybe the sequel will bomb then if it has a skeleton in the Chinese release like OP's image
>>734326508>grannyThe trailer confirmed Silent is a cute young girl, it's not just fanart anymore.
>>734326570What do you mean young girl? pretty sure she's supposed to be a woman of indeterminate age
>>734326743
>>734326570>cute young girl>gray granny hairI'm sorry you're into hags
>>734326791That's from sts1 and I don't see how she's a "young girl" in that picture
>>734326831>debating coomersAquire employment nigga
you guys wanna team up
>>734326912>being a coomerAcquire the ability to spell and then maybe you'll be employed
>>734326743>>734326817We see a brief glimpse of her face in the trailer for 2. She's not old. You could argue this back in 1, but not anymore.>gray hairIt's silver, and she has green eyes with brown skin, meaning she's following anime character rules.
Old people are not agile. It's obvious that the flippy dippy rogue wasn't going to be old.
>>734327230>it's silver>she's BROWN!!!>she's an anime character!!!!HagYou want a brown hagI bet you main Ana in Overwatch
>>734325442What I want are more balanced eventsStS1 is too biased towards just taking a combat if ever offered the chance, triply so act 1 & 2.
>>734328030How many real life races have brown skin and green eyes? It's anime rules. Same goes for Watcher and her violet hair.
Should I play now or wait for 1.0
>>734327230>she's not olddoesn't make her a young girl? there are things in between "young girl" and "granny". the silent is obviously not a child
>>734328795No one said child, "young" includes young adults.
all the other character archetypes are pretty clear: ironclad = warrior, silent = thief, defect = mage, necrobinder = necromancer, but what is the regent supposed to be? at first I thought he was going to be the mage as a replacement for the defect but now that the defect is back it seems like that isn't the case
>>734328284>not denying brown hag taste
>>734328863>young girlRefers to a child specifically
>>734328863>cute young girl>adultDid you make this thread just to post off style, off model scatily clad drawings of your FOTM waifu?
I think it's pretty obvious to everyone with eyes that the Silent is Elma. The only reason she's Silent is because if she wasn't, she'd be shouting GHOST WALKER SLIDING SLINGER BLOOD SACRIFICE PRIMER PRIMER PRIMER HUNDRED SHELLS with every card she plays and Nintendo would sue Megacrit into the ground
>>734328915Haughty privileged character, ojou-samas are stuffy spoiled royalty. "Rich kid" archetype.
>oh a discussion about that extremely gameplay heavy video game>let me start spamming anime porn
>>734328795>she's not old>but doesn't make her young???Yes it does. How young is a question but she is clearly not a visibly aged character. They have had plenty of opportunities to show the character as being old or even older in StS2 but they have not. Every glimpse of her body, skin, and face shows no signs of aging. Say that she's a young adult if you like I'm not the one arguing otherwise, but people pretending she looks older or aged in any way are fucking stupid. All evidence is to the contrary.
>>734329550Keeping a thread alive by posting anime porn is how you give people time to filter in and discuss the game, and it filters out normalfag cattle like you who would be unwanted in any discussion. This your first day on /v/?
>>734328915SummonerHe has a pet gimmick with his vassals and also summons and empowers his big sword
>>734329680>This your first day on /v/?i've been here since 2008, when moot put on mgs4 music all over /b/ making me realize there was a dedicated video game board. /v/ didnt use to be /hentai/
>>734329680>Keeping a thread alive by posting anime pornZombies aren't aliveYou either repost at a different time when Americans can reply, repost another day to roll the dice that someone who cares respondsOr you can spam porn and your thread is now about gooning
>>734329749I hope he won't be too similar with the necrobinder since they both are summoner types
Help me anons, Im a broke neet, I want to play it as soon as possible, but 25 eurobucks is out of my budget, when will the steam keys at lower prices be available to purchase
Silent is a slut, she only wears bandages under her cloak.
>>734330907MegaCrit deserves every dollar. You will pay full price.
>>734330907honestly they probably won't put any kind of DRM in the game and it'll be available for free within a couple days at mostyou can give them money later if you feel obligated, they're gonna make a ton either way
>friendslop tacked on multiplayerNo thanks, I'll stick to Monster Train 2
>>734330907My first A20 win.She deserves all.
>Can't buy the game yet>Can't pre download it>Download will probably take forever with everyone doing it at the same timeWhat is this retarded strategy called?
>>734331106I find it really amusing how 'friendslop' has been co-opted to just mean any game that can be played with friends by bitter faggots that have none. It used to mean a game that only had social interaction to offer.
>>734326430You're probably making dozens of mistakes on a micro and macro level that are impossible to tell from your post. I'm sure, not to shit on you in particular, but because everyone (me included) makes them for dozens of hours until you learn the game well.From "you don't look at the boss" to "I don't think about the coming encounters when drafting cards" to "I never skip cards", "I use my potions when I shouldn't", "I don't take the pathing into consideration and choose paths with forced elites when I don't have enough resources to win", to god knows what and everything in between. There's so many things you have to keep in mind when playing this game, they only become second nature when you've played for hundreds of hours.The easiest and quickest way to understand is to watch some videos. Go watch Baalorlord on youtube, put whatever run that looks somewhat standard from the thumbnail for the character of your choice. Try to guess what you would do in any given situation (what path would you take, which cards, how you would do the turns, etc), then watch what he does and listen to the reasoning behind it. Watch a couple runs and try to imitate him. And more importantly: think. Stop for two minutes before taking a choice, and think about the pros and cons of what you're doing.
5 hours remain
>>734331542We do we do until then
>>734331824want to suck my dick?
>>734331824We dance
>>734331824I'm in the wage cage until after the game releases so hopefully Steams servers don't shit the bed like they did for Silksong release
6 more poops until release
>>734332335You should get that checked out
Post your mods while we wait.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3671423414
>>734332474I'm going to be too busy slaying spires
>>734332335i have diarrhea today on release day. ate too much sausage with potatoes and onions yesterday
$25 early access
Is Slay the Spire similar to dream quest? I used to play that game a lot even though I was horrible at it..
How about posting hot Ironclad (male) instead.
>>734333518Dream Quest inspired Slay the Spire's development
>>734333518It's a LOT fairer than Dream Quest since the enemies have predefined attacks instead of their own decks that kill you in one turn, but otherwise its the same Dominion-style deckbuilding.
>>734319819An event implies that Neow deletes their memories every time they die, so she won't remember you
>>734333943Mind Bloom my beloved.
>>734328671Apparently the game is almost feature complete and the early access in only for balance so I don't see why wait if you feel like playing
>>734326791I am unironically hoping that they roll with the bad art, and lore on the giant hole in the moon makes it in.
>>734330907Just get a job or don't eat for a few days. It'll be worth it.
>>734334107Is it confirmed that they won't add more characters and whatever down the line?
>Slay the spire>Pokopia>REquiemIt's so fucking over for Marathon lmao
>>734329941Crazy you never learned anything about the board in all that time.>>734330387A thread can die in 20 posts with 10 useful posts contained, or it can go for 250 posts with people posting porn and then you get 100 more useful posts out of it because the thread didn't die early and more people interesting in the game see it, and you also get art that appeals to the male gaze. I don't see how this is bad unless you dislike both videogame discussion and things that appeal to heterosexual men.
>>734330907just wait until its out of EA
>>734334215I don't see why they can't
>>734315176I'm going to play the zesty throne guy first
>>734334510>he doesn't know
>>734334215NTA, but for characters we don't know, what we are sure it's missing is two of the alternate arcs i.e. there are going to be two completely different Act 1,2,3 that you can pick from each run that have different events and enemies, but for now only act 1 has the alternate act.
A slayillion ironclads will enter the spire simultaneously in 3 hours.Spirillions will die.
>>734333838>>734333865Seriously?! That's freakin' cool I didn't know thatI wonder if I can build my favorite druid class here, if not, probably with mods maybe..
>>734330481Mechanically, necrobinder is more like a ranger with a single always-present pet; regent is actually the more necromancer of the two with his disposable minions and alternate mana that could well have been souls or blood.
>>734333753You're welcome
>Just got my first a20 winWell that's a good way to end it
Post yfw Time Eater is gone from the game
>>734335021Mmmm +1000000 to credit score
>>734315176So what's the price?
>>734335250
>>73433528425 bucks
>>734335284Tree fiddy
>>734335250I want the Time Eater to be gone!
Thoughts?
>>734335817Probably pretty good with the new sly keyword (play card if discarded).
>>734335809Impossible to make something worse
>>734335817I thought it was pretty good, specially now that fok exhausts.After I saw there's more discard synergy stuff going around it sounds even better. We'll see.
coming out in 4 hours but no hype?
>>734335809New boss punishes you for card spam by only allowing you to play 3 cards costed below 2 per turn.
>>734335991>Early accessWill be really hype in 2 years when it actually releases
>>734315176I thought you couldn't actually kill it
I'm excited, but I'll just play it when it comes out. I like MegaCrit but not enough to do QA for them for free.
"Coming Soon To Early Access"Oh fuck off. I'll try it in eight years
>>734335809Welcome Time Feeder. Damage taken is multiplied in advance. God speed.
>>734315176WAIT THEY BROUGHT BACK THE SHITTY ROBOT WITH THE WEIRD CROTCH BUT THEY DIDN'T BACK WATCHER??? AAAHHHHHHH
>>734335809New boss gains block as you gain strength and it gains strength as you gain block.
>>734335817As good as the discard around it, which seems to be way better.Would love to have this on StS1 with pyramid.
>>734335817She got them DSLs.
>>734336393She took the bird pill.
Why can't I pre download this shit
>>734336839It's a 2D card game, anon.
>>734336870It's going to be 10gb + with the new soulless assets
>>734336870That doesn't answer her question
>>734336839Anon it's literally an assortment of 2D sprites and SFX
>>734336839its gonna be 1 GB bro.
>>734335809boss operates on its own "hand" system and gets extra activations whenever you do
>>734336978Why are you assuming that person is a woman? Kinda insensitive
>>734337034saar that is 2 hours of intrenet downloads saar
Chance of crashing Steam in 3 hours like Silksong did?
>>734337124Nonexistant.
>>734337124I like the game too anon but let's be real here.
>>734331895
>>734337083How do you know she's not?
>>734336976So like 2-5 minutes wait unless you live in Bumfuckville.
>>734335809The sword and shield guardians in Act 4 are just 2 of him now.
>>734337484I'm the mayor of Bumfuckville and have Gigabit fibre
>>734337658And one of them starts with 6 charges of his time fuckery
>>734337471You just did it again. Apologize.
I wonder what the new characters' 'form' cards will be
>>734334836sts has a very active modding scene and 2 will most likely be the same
>>734331260Nah. There are games I consider friend slop to have more than social interaction. Like lethal company and shit. Its friendslop because the type of game makes playing with friends exponentially better instead of just slightly better like other games. I also like to use friendslop as a term of endearment. Like when I call you guys fags and niggers
>>734338365Star child and Boner.
Silent? More like Pregnant.
Hey does anyone know if it's possible to bump a thread without posting porn? like if i want to bump a thread to keep it active and invite more people, is there something i can post except for porn?
>>734339102I think such talents may have been lost to timePerhaps you should make a joke or meme?
>>734339159>Perhaps you should make a joke or meme?like a funny image where the joke is sex and the woman has huge anime tits? or like the joke is that the woman wants to have sex?
>>734335809they delete time eater and bring back the unreleased alpha idea for time eater where you have 60 seconds real time to take your turn before it automatically ends
Should I get this game? Didn't really play STS1
Assuming all characters are unlocked from the start have you decided your order? I'll go Lich to try a new one immediatly then I'll see how my GOAT silent has been changed, then star-face, Defect and finish with Ironchad.
>>734339239Would only be worse for Lifecoach sounds like
>>734335945You have no idea.
>>734339239That actually sounds fun. At least in theory.
>>734339102I don't understand.
>>734339239Or there's a timer on the map screen and his max HP goes up by 1 for every 10 seconds that passes from the start of the run.
>>734339248Yes.
>>734339248Yes but there's really no reason to skip StS1.
>>734339248You should, but you'll need to start with the first one or you won't understand the plot.
>>734339912>roguelite plot
>>734340002The plot of this rogueLIKE is very deep actually.
Why is she called Watcher when her eyes close all the time? Open your damn eyes and watch properly
>>734339248I expect Spire 2 will be getting balance patches for a year if that matters. The balance of 1 is immaculate. I think 1 will always be relevant even if 2 has more polish.
>>734339912I know youre joking but the neowsletter has promised more lore and story. I hope they keep a light touch with it. I liked the ambiguous setting of 1.
>>734335809space eaterwhenever you spend 12 energy across turns he ends your turn and gains increasingly more blockanother cancerous blocking enemy like the avocado or the spheric guardian
>>734340080It's not a rougelike because it's not like rogue
>>734340454It's like rogue where it matters. Take your "traditional roguelike" tag a shut up.
>>734335809if I can cut anything from 2 it's this fucker. slows the gameplay down to a crawl into rng hell while threatening you with a curse that lowers your max hp if removed and its not even an elite. dogshit.
>>734315750I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
>>734339248yes, but you should also get sts 1 since it often goes on sale for like 3 dollars
Is it out in 45 mins?
>>7343416731 hour 40 min
I'm thinking about the rogueish card builders that came after StS and none ultimately had the soulful art or airtight gameplay that makes StS timeless.
ONE HOUR
>Early Access Hmm let me guess.. 2 acts worth of content with promises of 2 more to come in the future (we're talking years) even though you had 7 years to develop a simple card game that you already knew how to make... i mean is this not ridicilous ?
I like Slay the Spire but I never got too deep into it. 40 hours and did A0 with the first 3 characters.I do want to play 2 though cause it's new. That's not a bad call is it?I don't mind losing a lot and surely they didn't balance the whole sequel on people who have been playing A20 for years, right?
>>734333481thank you for beta testing!
>>734333481Not bad.
>>734342401Is that how 1 went?I'd assume they at least have the entire game ready, it would be mostly balance changes
Why release in Early Access, you ask? Slay the Spire's success comes from our community! It sounds corny, but the extra mile many of you went to report issues, translate content/announcements, create long video essays, make excellent (lol) tier lists, and draw goofy or gorgeous fan art is the reason we're doing it all again. We love our job!
>>734342401If the acts are incomplete i'll be refundingunironically doesnt need to be in early access at all, they have the money and the skill to make a complete game already, and balancing the game isnt an excuse
>>734342905>>734342401i think only act 1 is available, which is essentially is 2 acts since there are two alternate paths
>>734342401I thought they said they had 3 acts + alt act 1 at the start of EA.
>>734343023>only act 1 is availableits so fucking over
>>734342776>it's realJesus Christ
>>734342401>>734342905No way they are going to release it without full acts. Balancing anything is pointless if players don't have the full picture. I can understand omitting Ascensions, TLB and having less bosses, but without a full sample of a run there would be nothing to build your deck towards and no meaningful balance data.
>>734342776MegaCrit deserves whatever time and money they need.
>this much fake news to try shit on the game before it comes outFuck off jews.
>>734343215>literally from the game's About page>fake newshurr durr
>>734343138Stop going doomer about shit anons are inventing.
>>734342776>make excellent (lol) tier listsbruh
If you told me my most anticipated game for the past 2 years would be a card game that looks like it was made in flash in 2008 I would call you insane but it is somehow true
>>734342401This one... nah, it cannot be.
>>734342776I've never had problems with ealrly access gamesIf the game is shit it's usually for reasons entirely unrelated to early access
>>734343654God damnDoes anyone even have a genuine thought on /v/ anymore
>>734343731It's always faggots copypasting stuff from social media.
>>734343731Nah, it's 50% bots, 50% screenshots from elsewhere and 50% retards.
IT'S UP?
>>734342776>make excellent (lol) tier listsquite based from them
EIGHT MINUTES
>>734344076Timezones are too hard
Wait. Is it right now or 1 hour from now on.Fuck, I still have 1 hour of meetings and shit left....
>>734343603The simple 2D art and sprites are soulfully timeless
>>734344163It's in 1 hour and 5 minutes
>>734315176Nope. Math-RNG games are some of the worst type of games. Throw in rougelike element into the mix and it literally becomes cancer.
>>7343440761 more hour.
Please update me with every single change the minute it drops
>>734326565How is the defect chinese?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>734339367Library of Ruina had a fight like that and it was hands down the worst fight in the game.
where is it
it's over
How to fast forward 1 hour
>>734344580Which other country is building actual humanoid robots? He means Watcher
when the fuck is it unlockingit's already 1 am at my place
no refunds
The disappointment in this place is going to be legendary
>>734344725
where is the release?
>>734344669Wait faster.
>>734344760fucking hellI am going to sleep, see you fags tomorrow
>>734344669ctrl+alt+redtube
>>734344760why are game devs the only people in the entire world incapable of releasing shit at a good time
>>734344669Do a run of StS1
ahhh AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>734343181Right and anyone with criticism for Megacrit should pause and consider they made one of the biggest hits of all time and how wrong things could have gone. They chose not to sell out or go Paradox style microtransaction route. They didn't turn Spire 1 into some endlessly shapeshifting live service game to preserve the originals integrity. They still embrace modders in the current year. There is not a shitty Netflix Slay the Spire series. They releasing early access for balance with most of the content ready. And afaik the devs have never run their mouths on social media and they make their game because they love games. They are the model of what every studio should aspire to be.
>>734344725Hello fellow Perthian
>>734345237REEEEEEEEEE
>>734345514I am from Hong Kong
I'M IN
NAXX OUT
GAME IS UPONLY ACT 1 CONFIRMEDACT 2 COMING SOON™
he shall return
Here's a sum of stuff from the newsletters because I'm bored. (1/2)List of all revealed cards from the trailers and newsletters: https://sts2.untapped.gg/en/cardsWhy a sequel? [Sept 2024]They want to add more and new stuff, and redo stuff that bothered them in the first game(like some of the art and coding).[Oct 2024]Characters>MULTIPLAYER mode(up to 4 coop)[March2025]>Sly: New Silent Keyword. Discard a card with Sly to play it for free.[May2025]>Necrobinder: New character. Has a left hand summon named Osty. Osty attacks independently of the Necrobinder(unaffected by debuffs on the Necro) and blocks attacks with his own HP. "Summon" keyword gives Osty health or ressurrects him. "Doom" keyword is similar to poison. If Doom is equal or greater to enemies HP, they die at the end of their turn(after their action). Does not do DOT or tick down. Has Souls(literally Watcher's Insight of 0 energy draw 2) and can add bonus effects to cards. [Oct2025]>The Regent: New Character. Has the additional resource of "Stars". Some cards consume stars, others generate it. Can transform cards into "Minions"(0 cost 11 block Exhaust). Has the "Forge" keyword that first creates the "Sovereign Blade"(Starts as a 2 Cost Retain Deal 10 dmg) and then buffs it. Can create and has synergy with Colorless cards; Sovereign Blade is also a colorless.[Dec2025]Gameplay>Enchantments: Modifiers to cards that last the rest of the run (Example is Corrupted, which adds "Lose 3 HP" onto a card)[Jan 2025]>Afflictions: Some enemies will debuff your cards. (Example adds "Lose 1 Energy" to 5 of your cards)[April2025]>Quests: New card type. Fulfill their requirement and be rewarded (Example is Byrdonis Egg, an unplayable card that can be hatched at a rest site)[March2025]>New events. They will focus less on the type of events that are 1) Do X2) LeaveAnd instead have events that always do something(some events will provide two non-beneficial choices.)[June2025]
I'm out
I think
>>734346303(2/2)Gameplay continued:>Alternate Acts: Two versions of each act(Act1a Act1b). Acts 2b and 3b will added later in Early Access updates. Offers different enemies and events.[Sept2025]>Ancients: Boss Relics are replaced with blessings from the Ancients. There's a separate pool of Ancients for Act 2 and Act 3. Each Ancient will offer a list of blessings to choose from(similar to Neow's Blessings, just more varied and powerful).[Nov2025]QoL stuff[Nov 2024]>can draw on map>Top Bar UI touched up>"Continue" button tells you info about the run you're continuing>Can view turn number, current floor info, and can access the card/relic library mid-run>Potions get new art to be more distinct.[August2025]Misanellous>Clash is not returning [Jan2025]>The Silent will not have a better starting deck[April2025]>Scrawl(Watcher Rare) is now a Rare Colorless card.[July2025]>Save and exit will probably be in StS2, since the devs say doing that is fine.[Oct2025]>Default hand size is still 10 with no way to increase it.[Feb2025]>Neow will not retain the mechanic from the first game where she would give minor blessings if you didn't reach the first boss on your previous run.[Feb2025]
>>734346392Nice!
>>734346394>>can draw on mapi'm gonna draw a swastika and then im gonna draw a penis and then i'm never gonna use this again
>>734346394>Neow will not retain the mechanic from the first game where she would give minor blessings if you didn't reach the first boss on your previous run.[Feb2025]why the fuck not? I always liked that
>>734346394>Boss Relics are replacedwait what? that sucks, no more sozu or pandora's box?
the game will have three acts, only the alternate act2 and act3 won't be ready
>>734346394>Alternate Acts: Two versions of each act(Act1a Act1b). Acts 2b and 3b will added later in Early Access updates. Offers different enemies and events.[Sept2025]How radically different do they have to be that it takes over 6 months to implement?
>>734346430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrwkxNlbfBo
the game is up
>>734346710faggot
>>734346835
Just refreshed the store page????????
20 minutes.
The final 20 minutes remain. Use the bathroom. Get your snacks and drinks together. Turn on your computer. It's nearly time.
20 MINUTES.PREPARE YOUR ANUSES.
>>734346973giwtwm
>>734315176Seriously, why was Watcher cut?
I am at work
>>734347412Ewwww
>>734347403no one likes her
>>734347412Why are you gay?
>streamer cunts get to play early>I get to watch an timerhope someone throws a rock at their office windows just enough to crack one and remind them streamercunts are not special and deserve scorn more than praise
>>734347403ass was too fat
10 minutes.
>>734347403She's the final boss now.
10 MINUTES.THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
ITS OUT
>>734347638>it's ACTUALLY realOH GOD OH FUCK
Let me just buy the game early are you telling me I have to add this shit to my cart find my wallet put in the ccv buy the game then type in slay the spire on steam library and click install and wait for it to download and waste like 3 minutes that I could be playing this game fuck you
Yay.Feels good to have 3rd world $team account
>same price as 1BASED
>>734346498It's probably more important for the multiplayer, but charting out a Act path for yourself before starting sounds like a decent QoL.>>734346504No idea. It was mentioned in the QA section and no explanation was given. Quoted below.Thomas asks: Will Neow still work on the same mechanic that if you die before reaching the first boss you won't get as good choices?Anthony: no>>734346527probably? we don't know what blessings there are, but some are stated to have significant tradeoffs, so some could come back maybe.Quoted from the Nov 2025 newsletter."At long last, Neow's fellow Ancients have emerged to bless you with doses of their power each time you enter an Act. These blessings take the form of exclusive, powerful relics, replacing the boss relics you may be familiar with from the Spire's previous incarnation."The Ancient pictured above is Tezcatara, or "It Which Feeds The Fire." A warm, shining light in the darkness of the Spire, this Ancient's blessings are generally known for burning bright but extinguishing quickly. A selection of its possible blessings includes a transformation of the current Act's map into a single special path, a bounty of temporary relics, and a way to reduce the cost of Strikes but also make them impossible to remove from your deck.">>734347638IT'S OUT IT'S OUT
>randomly check>i can pay and downloadoh shit, it's launching too
WHERE IS IT
>Didn't crash the steam storeSorry, spire-sissies, but your game is dead on arrival.
WTF I CANT BUY IT STEAM STORE IS CRASHING ON ME
>>734347880restart steam if it's not there
>>734347809It's gayming time!
kek the steam store is lagging
>steam overloadfirst silksong, now this
AHHH LET ME PAY FOR IT GOD DAMNIT GABE
Only Eternal Ones can reply to this post
Spirebros, we lagged steam
HAHAHAHA FLOP CONFIRMED
>>734347927It took me 5 attempts but it went through.
WHY IS MY PURCHASE JUST STUCK ON "WORKING" IM SCARED TO PURCHASE AGAIN BECAUSE I DONT WANT IT TO DOUBLE CHARGE MY CARD
>>734348038i think marathon just released at the same time
>>734330907>25 eurobucks is out of my budgethow in the fuck
LOBBYDOKO
fuck is this going to crash steam like silksong did
Cart don't work
>Paying for a game that will be cracked in 30 minutesYou're very impatient, aren't you?
is it good?
MegaCrit deserves this overwhelming success
Stop lagging the store you fucks
>>734347403She had like five different really broken things she could do and most of them weren't fixable by fiddling with numbers
i cant buyed it......... its over
LET ME BUY THE FUCKING GAME THIS IS WHY YOU ADD IN A PREPURCHASE OPTION
LET'S GO
>>734348085It took mine like 5 good minutes to go past the "working" stage, just let it work
>Your transaction cannot be completed because you have another pending transaction on your account.FUCK YOUUUU I ONLY HAVE 2 HOURS TO PLAY BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
IT IS ONLY 20 BUCKS
Steam is being suspiciously slow for me.
:^)
where is the crack
reminder its cheaper if you buy the collection
Why are you still here?The game is out, go play it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
is steam getting ddosd because of the marathon launch or what?
>>734348286Delete this
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>>734348314steam won't let me
>>734348180Not my problem.
>>734348314I'm still waiting for the transaction to go through.
>>734348304Was just about to post thatGetting a discount for owning the first game lol
im in!
>they aren't slaying the spire yetLolLmaoSee you at the top losers
>>734348343Too many are trying to buy StS2 all at once
IM IN BOYS
runs like shit on my toaster
We broke steam boys. It happened.FUCK.
>>734348304That collection only came up just now. There was like an 8 minute window where you could only buy it by itself thaf many people probably got considered Steak is lagging.
Did it crash steam like silksong or what?
>>734342401
It's fine guys, I got it at least.
>>734348443>>734348454actually slow as shit here
>>734348452considering Steam*
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game lags to shit in fullscreen
MY LIBRARY IS EMPTY NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LET ME IN YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
>>7343425251 went into EA with only a single character, this has 5. People are crying about nothing, let them cry.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just want to spend money. WTF Gaben
>>734348304ShitIf I ask for a refund and immediately buy the pack instead will valve break my knees?
wow this game is a lot prettier than the first one
I'm honestly happy for MegaCrit. This has to be such a crazy compliment.
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVE
FUCK STORE ISN'T WORKING MY PRECIOUS FREE WAGIE TIME
Let's do this.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU AND WAIT UNTIL WE ALL HAVE THE GAME OMG
HELP ME GABE I CANT BUY THE GAME
>multiplayer isnt workingfuck
>>734348403this is just reverse orth from made in abyss
AIIEEE
let me in you faggots
>>734348664I think the new concord is releasing right now too
>>734348660no, infact you're more likely to get a refund if you explain it in your request.>t. bought a game just for it to go on sale 3 days later twice now
inb4 all purchase attempts go though and you'll pay 500 bucks total
WHAT DO I PICK?
>>734348820>implying I have more than $30
>>734348852just skip bro
ACT 1 IMPRESSIONS>quests are cool>built a cool anger deck>performance is weirdly not great>forgot how easy ascension 0 was
>>734348852Setup Strike you retard
>>734348852Setup strike!
>>734348852make a perfected strike deck assuming it still exist
>>734348852tremble
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Can't buy it. It's over.
>>734348852TREMBLE
>>734348957
They took away the Merchant's funny linesWhy the fuck isn't he asking me if I have the time, or telling me that his rug isn't for sale
the server fucking broke
>small indie dev game bricks steamThis is why Rockstar won’t release GTA6 on pc, fuck you Gabe
>>734348781It is, but it had pre-orders. Most people who care enough to play that exactly as it releases would have brought it already. Steam lagging right now is purely because of StS2
I like how these guys look.
>IT'S JUST 1GB>WHY WOULD YOU NEED PRE DOWNLOADS?>IS YOUR INTERNET BAD OR SOMETHING LOL
>>734348925
Game is up on cs
Cool shit
Any chance it gets pirated within an hour or do I just wait for tomorrow?
>>734349141Within the hour definitely.
is it coming for iOS too? im exclusively playing on my phone to fall asleep, got like 700h so far
>>734335809TWIN time mesugakis are a the new boss, each counting up separately.1 card used, 1 on the left, next card used, 1 on the right. BUT you skip your turn after it counts up to 7.So turn skipped on the 13th and IMMEDIATELY again on the 14th card.Killing one loli early disables the mechanic.
>>734349141csf is already up and you can probably just use goldberg
>>734349217probably when full release happens but this is early access
Gaze upon my bird
>>734348781Those numbers... yikes...
>missed shop relic can be found later in the run>missed shop relic can be found later in the run>missed shop relic can be found later in the run>missed shop relic can be found later in the run
>>734339239 I bred all my cats in Mewgenics with ADHD, I'm fucking ready for this.
>>734339323Absolute bitch dies to my infinitely scaling misumaru balls
i cant believe marathon broke the steam store
>early accessSurely it will be worth it this timeI'm still buying though
>>734349131
>>734349294Nice bird.
post more of silents feet please bump
Store crashed, innit?Like I can't fucking buy the thing, always showing problems.Get fucked deniers. It's just like Silksong again.
It finally worked!
Chad is his own energy relic
>>734315176CAN'T FUCKING BUY THE GAME MAN WHAT THE FUCK
Sir, a second indie game has hit the Steam store.
>>734349280aw shit, so im guessing its months...
shits not working man
>>734349485Bludgeon my beloved :DDD
>pirates got the game before buycluckslol
>>734349485I thought your image was from a stream I'm watching, exact same reward in the same order wow
>>734348803Thanks, I think I'll just keep playing it rather than wait to get a refund and then buying again though, I'm not that poor that I'd rather recover 2 euros instead of enjoying a game I'm hype about
>>734349512>a second spire was slain, Mr. President
By the time I finish download some chud will already have unlocked Silent...It's not fair...
>>734349578I got those rewards in my run too, I think we all have the same seed for the first run
>>734349045first time i've ever played a sequel and been like oh thank god it still looks like shit
saars I’m in, fuck you Gabe
Stuck in purchase
The steam store is broken and I can't buy the fucking game.
>You have attempted a lot of purchases recently, please waitfuck off
>>734315176>no swtich versionWhat the fuck???
>An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.Steam! Let me buy the game!
>>734349829it's for bottoms only, sorry
I remember this happened when silksong came out but no way sts2 is popular enough to break the steam store
>>734349485did you get this after killing the bird? i got the exact same choices in the same order, wonder if the first run is scripted
GABENNNNNNNN
We guchi gang. It skipped using any of the steam credit though.
LET ME BUY THE GAME YOU FUCKS
Capitalism has failed us
Damn, the game is so much harder than the first one, can't even reach the whale.
Does this game have coop in its early access? I saw the tags in steam said coop, but I dont know if it would be added later or in on release of EA.
I just want the Poker game.
Gonna get diner, it better be fixed by the time I'm back.
>>734349987You underestimate how much the Chinese really, really like StS
Event screens being animated gives me whiplash. I can't believe they didn't do this in the first game.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
Wwwww
kek
Streamoids get to play the game and I don't
>what if we added birds but on the first floor
Who's streaming multiplayer? I want to see how it works.
>STEAM ERROR>STEAM ERROR>STEAM ERRORLET ME BUY IT!
Balance seems pretty bad, not gonna lie.
>There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.So it has come to this...
>there's events that give cards enchantmentsYo it's 100x better already.
It's been half an hour steam what the fuck
Nothing happens when I click single player :(
[Working]
>an unexpected error has occurred>please wait a few minutes and try again
he won.
>>734328101im gonna become fucking yoked and do a ironclad cosplay
Imagine not picking stompCouldn't be me
>>734348314Because I'm at work, then going to the gym. But I'll watch people playing it anyway.
>Thank you for your purchase!Phew.
Tim Sweeney would have never let this happen
>spamming buy while downloading the pirated version
>Your transaction cannot be completed because you have another pending transaction on your account.
It went through! It took over half an hour but my purchase went through!
i'll play after work bros
>>734350316Based and unga pilled.
>>734350926>missing out on the exclusive silent skin only available 2hours after launch
I'm finally in bros
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEI'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
MARATHON NIGGERS AND CHINKS MAKE WAY. I HAVE TO BUY THE GAME AAAAAAAA
GABE YOU FAT GAY NIGGER
>>734350679Silver knight looks like a cutie
>rare cards sparkle at selection screenIt's so peak. They're straight-up lifting up from mods now https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2001434611. Every dev should do this more often. Steal ALL the quality of life mods, we won't get mad.
Is it this or Marathon causing the server issues?
>>734350996Marathon had pre ordering. This is all StS2 and overwhelmingly the Chinese.
>>734351056did they steal the relic proc counter too by any chance?
>Choke is 1 cost nowFinally playable
kino
I'm scalping all the StS2 and selling them on ebay.
>>734350926you'll play now.
>game stuck in transaction limbo>can either wait for it to load or cancel it>cancel it also takes timethis is hell
You didn't *pfftt* die on act 1, did you /v/?You can post your act 2 picture proving that you didn't get filtered by baseline act 1 difficulty, right?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>You have tried to buy too many games for the last few hours, please wait a while before trying againKILL YOURSELF GABEN YOU FAT FUCKIM JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEYLET ME BUY THE GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
live footage of queue-fags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI
>steam store crashingThey're going to make up the budget in just a few hours like all those stories
>>734351168>a fucking scrub daddy
LET ME BUY YOUR FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>purchase went through finallyDOWNLOADING
>>734351275Oh hey they also incorporated the colored map icons mod
>you still start with tons of defends and attacks that you're forced to remove 1 by 1 every single runok
Lobby when?
30 minutes of spamming buy paid off, now looking at>download queuedfor 5+ minutesdont really feel annoyed about it though, makes the launch feel very esoteric and important
lmao this sequel is awesome
>>734351308I'm forcing myself to only try every 5 minutes to avoid getting flagged like that.
Fuck this shit, I'm trying to buy a game for a change but I guess I'll keep pirating
I'm never going to get to play this game am I?
I'M IN BROS
>Working...
>>734351448>0 cost>no exhaust>rocks don't exhaust eitherwtf
>>734351450once you are in the actual billing section you can spam as hard as you like btw
MegaCrit Won
>working
Oh no. This is bad. I was so obsessed with the last game that I stopped eating and sleeping for days on end until I beat A20.
>finally get the game>it just closes when launched>typing "--rendering-driver opengl3" in properties which is the user submitted solution doesn't workAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
ssssip
>>734351448I picked thrash, it seems fucking crazy.
>if you have StS1 you can buy the bundle and get StS2 cheaperBased
DRR DRR DRR
>>734351187>unga bunga rockstop
>>734351448It's clobbering time
kek all you guys stuck buying the game shouldve checked when it launched 5 mins ahead of schedule
>>734351569
>>734351518Thats for Fiend Fire to take care of. The rocks are like health costless Hemokinesis, it's good shit.
Downloading, see ya later losers.
Defect status?
>>734351594>mewgenics and sts2 both reference itFunny coincidence.
>>734351619I tried and it still didn't let me.
how is it
>>734349294Can't wait for the mods to turn him into a cute anime girl.
>>734351215how the fuck to cancel. I went back and now I can't access it or make a new transaction. going insane
>>734351560summers coming, anon, just view it as developing a toned physique
>>734351682Speaking of Ito and Indies, World of Horror is getting an update soon too.
>so rich, he doesn't even want your money anymore
shiv bwos we are so back
ew
>>734351572does thrash keep the damage increase between turns?
I still can't fucking buy it
IT HAS BEEN 490 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK IS GAYBEN DOING
I should have just slept in, I can't even buy the game.
>>734351723If you have a pending transaction (can't make a new one), just wait a few minutes and it'll resolve with a purchased game.
>>734351774it's a spyop to get kids to stop buying with mom's credit card
>>734351723>top right of steam>click on your account's pfp>hit "account details">account details -> view purchase historyyou can cancel it there, I am going to sleep fuck this.
store is just fucking dead now, won't even try to let me buy the game
>all the fun cards will be nerfed by the time the game drops for realsies
>>734351821nyet
>>734351778That power may as well just be 3 cost accuracy though...
fuckin FINALLY
>>734351778seems costly nglfeels like a shitter version of thousand cuts for most builds
>>734351927At the rate it's going the first patch will drop before I can even buy it.
>Act 2 boss: if you don't beat it in x turns you straight up DIEInteresting.
>play StS2, game I just bought>play Magical Girl Runa and Nanami – Mother and Daughter Impregnated with the Genes of Evil, game I just piratedAhhhHHhhhHH
>>734352147>only 6 turnsno wonder the new cards are so broken
>>734351927just will be harder to set up (which were the most fun runs in sts1 imo)
>>734352147Silent vore... finally
>>734352194Post link to the 2nd one
>70% of people can't even buy the game yet
>>734351927Didn't happen in slay the spire 1
>>734352203You get cards you can play to increase the count but the individual copy of the card you play gets it cost increased by one that battle. Don't let it get too close because you might not draw them every turn...
>>734351940It's for any cards, so you can theorically just block or do other thing and deal damage.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm in.
>>734352281MegaCrit made their budget back in like 5 minutes tops
Thrash + juggling insane card combo. With enough 0 cost attacks and draw you can just replay it and scale it to like 100+ dmg in only 2-3 plays.
>indie games crash steam every now and then>AAA games with a bajillion dollar budget, a dev team in the thousands and +5 years of dev time do nothingreally makes one think
the fuck is going on? Is the store handling like 200k sales a minute or something?
1 hour in.. still can't buy the game
>>734351898same, im kinda mad wanted to play tonight
>>734352451probably, was the same at silksong release
>>734352451More than that. StS2 had no pre order option. The masses crashed the store trying to buy all at once.
I CANT BUY THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I AM IN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>734352265I have no idea the quality of tyhe game, but you have to >get the jap version here https://otomi-games.com/rj01467184/ and>get translation here https://gitgud.io/dazed-translations/magical-girls-runa-and-nanami. No, I'm won't help you do it. no, it isn't a card card.
>>734352451Marathon released at the exact same time.
Seems like the devs really like Downfall because a lot of the game feels very similar.Not a bad thing, mind you, it's nice that it's at least different enough from the first game.
I miss the watcher...
New thread>>734352586>>734352586
I beat my first run!
IM IN
I just beat the hardest boss in STS2
>MarathonLOL
>>734352147would
>>734352449Big corpos simply doesn't understand what the people want
>>734352696No worries I'll figure it out, thank you.
>>734352147that just looks like fetish art
the gambit looks NUTS
>EntropyOh the fuckface runs should be wacky
Dude, fuck that!
The hole was made for me...
