smoke em if you got em
alex yiik, megatron, ichigo kurosaki, inspector gadget
>>734375467>tranimejust no
>>734375467Toby would never because it means giving Sans a canon voice.
>>734376927He just has his text box appear on screen for the other players to read.
>>734375467Professor Layton might be cool
>>734377020Yeah but then people are gonna question if that's canon and make theories about how all of the monsters communicate through visible text boxes and then spend the next several years bothering Toby with it, and that's too much of a headache.
david hayterjack black (as steve from MC movie)lara croftjill valentine47 from hitman
>Ace Attorney rep>It's Oldbag, complete with fully voiced hi-speed rants
>>734375467max payne
>>734377258Alternatively:>Sans reveals he's lost a bet, taken a vow of silence in the inventory, or some other arbitrary reason.>That's why Alphys hooked him up with a floating text box display to render his dialogue for him.
>>734375467>trashrunnerHard pass.
>>734376927>>734377258Tenna would be a better choice for that reason, then. He'd probably share a good amount of card-related banter about the Pippins, and the Green Room with Ramb in the background would be neat.
>Max Payne>Gambit>The Monarch from Venture Bros>Sam & Max sharing a chair
>>734375467benderwheatleykarkatcrazy dave
>>734375467>Harvey Birdman>Duke Nukem >Wallace from Wallace and Grommit>The Wise Old Man from Runescape
>>734376708ok i'll bite, whats your problem with edgerunners
>>734382926can't you read?
>>734383065/v/ros use "tranny" to describe anything they dislike, youre gonna have to be more specific as to why it's trooned
>Blu Engineer>Carl Smith Aqua Teen>Dallas, Hoxton, or Chains>Lo Wang >DRG Mission Control as dealer
>>734383205Only trannies like anime
>>734382926hes mexican
>>734379025>Max PayneAnon. James McCaffrey is...
>>734375467Our girl deserves a spot
>>734383814sounds like a bitch's take>>734384001>girl>>734383531i was thinking of something from drg in there, mission control as dealer is a great idea
>>734377805unironically kino
>>734384001>girlBro, that's Alessi from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
>>734383814I wasn't aware that every Asian is actually a tranny
>>734383814You don't hang out with enough dudes. At my shitty warehouse job, almost every dude under 35 of any race watches shounenslop, even the dudes who've got a wife and kids. Hell, there's a bunch of Filipino dudes who got their wives jobs there too and they spend their lunch breaks watching vtubers and playing gacha while their wives babble to each other in tagalog at the other side of the table. I think the jeets are the only race there that doesn't seem to have any interest in anime, which surprised me.
Stanley Parable Narrator as a Dealer
>>734375467As much as I want to fuck GF, having a character that never speaks as the dealer in a game all about banter seems like a dumb ideaConsidering we had Strong Bad, I say that we can get stupid and shove someone Homestuck into this
>>734375467Kakarot (dealer)BayonettaDonald trumpNot important Lucy Ricardo
>>734377805Larry, he tells everyone in detail about all the court cases he's been involved or heard from Phoenix, no one belives him
>>734376708Why are newfag memes exclusively about trannies?
>>734386391because they're underb&s who migrated here after discovering 4chan through /pol/ while still in kindergarten in 2017. most of them are probably halfway groomed into trooning out themselves and compensating hard for it
pudge from dota 2the boss from smiling friendsblitzø from helluva bossthe big bad wolf from the wolf among us*>mission control from deep rock galactic*telltale games doesnt own the sam & max license anymore. such a game would suck ass but if they make one this would be a likely casting
>>734386285aside from tankman, gf has the most fully voiced lines in the gameadmittedly i just thought it'd be fun to have her on her boombox commenting on shit and being a total ditz, also barely able to be seen over the table while walking around dealing cards
>>734387997>*telltale games doesnt own the sam & max license anymore.Well, didn't Telltale go kaput?
>>734388251telltale games incorporated went bust in 2018. its assets, including its licenses and its original ips, were sold off as part of its bankruptcy settlement. the bulk of its assets were acquired by lcg entertainment inc, who also hired some former telltale inc employees and formed a new game studio named telltale games. this new studio is the one currently developing the wolf among us 2. it also holds the rights to poker night at the inventoru.telltale incs license to develop sam & max video games instead eventually landed in the possession of skunkape games llc, an independent game studio. mostly comprised of the telltale inc employeds that lcg entertainment didn't hire. they're the ones who have been putting out the recent sam & max remasters.
ben croshawdoorman from deadlockdrg drillertink from mewgenicsdeckard cain as dealer
>>734382926It has the cultural impact of all streaming shows. So for just as long as it's airing people give a shit at best.I also don't know who the fuck The Girlfriend is.
>>734391318yahtzee's an interesting choice, could be funwouldn't have been my first pick of the "angry british reviewer" trio back in the day, but tb is literally dead and jim trooned out, so i guess ben is who we're left with>>734391419pic related, she's from a popular newgrounds bemani-like called friday night funkin, its been catnip to younger gamers for about 5 years now
>>734375467>sans>girlfriendi hope you get run over by a car
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>>734375467Sonar from DispatchCarl from Aqua Teen Hunger ForceBarney Calhoun from Half-Life Tim BuckleyYes Man from Fallout New Vegas as the dealer
>>734379585>spoilerwould be a great tie-in for the supposedly upcoming animated series honestly
Hank from project nexus
>>734375467Nathan ExplosionDonteSonic the HedgehogFrey from Forspoken
>>734377726Ironically Lara had 47 in her gambling game
>>734384916one of the better ideas ive seen in this thread, could even top glados if they give him good lines and direction
>>734375467shodanthe manyxerxes (the many)captain diego (the many)delacroixthe russian asshole (the many)
poker nights is at its best when it picks stupid combos that yield high-cringe dialogue. >One of the solider fellas from Gone With The Blastwave, I don't think they have names>Bazz from Concord>Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance>Alan from Smiling Friends>Ibuki Mioda from DanganronpaI don't care how unlikely it is these would be available for use, I think it would be very, very funny.
Huggy WuggyHomer SimpsonRoadhogRatboy Genius
>>734375467If I were in charge of making a Poker Night 3, my new gimmick would be that there would be more than 4 characters. There will still be only 4 at the table at a time, but you could choose from a a pool of different characters to play with you. Mixing and matching could lead to tons more And Poker Night 2 introduced 4 mediums to choose characters from.>cartoons (Brock)>video games (Claptrap)>movies (Ash)>comics (Sam)So within these 4 categories is where the player characters reside. Misc characters (background characters, dealers, etc) can be from anywhere.My picks aren’t finalized but on top of some of the other picks in this thread, here’s what I came up with.>CartoonsDean VentureKevin Spencer (narrator and everything)CarlBlooRocko or HefferKorraNew Lois LanePearl or PeridotBlack DynamiteGrimmRichard or Nicole WattersonChris McLean>Video GamesNick (L4D2)2B or 9SAlyx or Eli VanceFish (Nuclear Throne)Michael De SantaCaleb (Blood)Woods (Black Ops)Sherry or LeonA shit ton more I can remember currently>MoviesNot versed enough in movies to pick characters other than the obvious ones like the Terminator or Jason. Give me some recommendations.>ComicsScott Pilgrim or Kim PineCecilRick Grimes or AbrahamGabe (Penny Arcade lmao)Don’t read comics much either.Kinda cringe but it’s all I got. I’ll probably deliberate on this more in private.
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>>734376708tranime website
>>734395283Master Shake is actually a great pick
>>734395394Just have Frylock, Carl, and Meatwad serve as background characters, and you already have a 10/10 Poker Night
>>734394391>dean as a venture bros pick>not THE MONARCH
John ConstantineAfro SamuraiSub ZeroJunji Ito
