GOOOOOOOOODSSSS
WHERE IS MY WIFES SON?
>>734413218Based
>>734413053WE MUST BE BETTERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>734413053Why even jump with the axes if he was going to drop them?
>>734413053why he throw his axes away?
>>734413053It was a blast, a true return to form by Sony Santa Monica.They managed to capture a lightning in a bottle.They proved that games can have deep and mature stories, without toxic masculinity. They gave role models for both WOMEN and men.
>>734413053im so tired of AI
>>734413053WE MUST BE COLDER MEN
>>734413339It’s a better man thing. You wouldn’t get it
>>734413053nigga looks to be 5'6 at most lmao
Concrete status?
>>734413356they are just a cosplay foam axes that will shatter if he holds onto them when he hits the water,
>>734413243Thats HER business
>>734413431hitting water from that height would require a crane to get him out
deck...
>>734413053am I supposed to act like cliff jumping into a tiny pool is some effeminate girly activity
>>734413053Will Millennial men find a fashion other than "dwarf"? We're seeing a revival of past facial hair styles, possibly in response to base-boy millennials. So we have normal looking young males, and then the freakshot fat dwarves in the next age bracket.
>>734413387lmao
>>734413053Did he suffer any consequences of this fall?
>>734413376'eck men
>>734413572Wrapping it in a based boy costume does it. >>734413363Being a "better man" means literally llying down and let women walk all over you. Oh no doubt, they still want someone physicall strong around so they dont' want to get rid of masculinity, they just want a subservient form that they get to boss around. It's literally just "serve women".
>>734413373its not aithat guy is the world record holder on jumping like that
>>734413721
>>734413624No I think he's a professional in that sport
>>734413053That pond is a metaphor for his wife's hole after what she did in the past, which is none of our business of course.
>>734413624It was extremely painful
>>734413797
>>734413797bot comments>>734413883kek
>>734413797why are redditors like this
>>734413976It takes effort and training to be better. They’re early in their journey
>>734413721It's be a better man = submit to the longhouse.
>>734413797Why are normies like this?Can they go 5 minutes without being like this?
ATHENAAAAAAAASTOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIING
>>734414157>normiesThese are fatherless redditors. They crave for a paternal figure because they never had one and will never be one.
>>734414080>subvert his fate by killing a 2nd pantheon of gods and causing a second armageddon???
>>734414220You can't be fatherless. Science is not that advanced yet.
>>734414157Because they are better men, and far more long their journey than you who is still steeped in toxic masculinity.
>>734414280tell that to niggers
>>734414307Do they even know that being exactly like THIS makes all whore and feminist's pussies alike dry up like the sahara?
>>734414307>>734414538I think I got aids just from reading this
>>734414548
>>734414280actually not true anymore
>>734414604They're sincere, or at least performing what they think people want to hear. >>734414540Feminists told them this is how they should act because they want a lapdop/slave. But they also don't find them sexy.
this is a goldmine
https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/dear-men-toxic-masculinity-is-imprisoning-us-and-its-time-to-set-ourselves-free-2/MEN WE HAVE OUR PROJECT NOW ON HOW TO BE BETTER.
>>734414684>Feminists told them this is how they should act because they want a lapdop/slave. But they also don't find them sexy.It's like orbiting the popular girl but for adults
>>734414704I don't get it
>>734414608I'm not sure if Kratos took the easy path in the classic games lol
>>734414876Wait I actually get it nowFucking A
>>734414876Ignorance is bliss.
>>734414876it implies that old kratos is a good goy
ONIONS
>>734414818Funniest shit: They've yet to objectively prove any of their underlying premises are correct. A completely sincere attempt at measuring "toxic masculinity" was done. At best they can show 10% of males have the range of "toxic" and negative views towards women.But without the study I could have told you 10% of people are in the range of "jerks". And how much of this is overlap with pre-established personality disorders and/or dark triad? They're good at manipulation, playing victim, sounding authoritative, etc but very poor at testing and research which is where good policies ultimately come from. Feminism is a dead end mostly. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00144-4
>>734414704funny but they shot 1.1 million Jews (on paper) during Barbarossa the death camp nonsense is just that, nonsense, but the Jews were massacred and killed brutally by the SS after occupation up until the advance to Moscow halted. at which point they had to fight to win before securing the land to be Germanized.
>>734413053This looks really dangerous one miscalculation and it's splatty time
>>734415041Wheelchair Any%
>>734414704Only good one
>>734415041ꜱoy with whom I have lived, ꜱoy with whom I now die, seek one last improving heart. Begin one last life of betterment.Fly well, my friend, and then farewell
>>734414876The official estimate is 6 million but more thorough studies claim that it was actually around 271k, most of whom died from disease and not the Holocaust rollercoaster or the U-shaped shotgun hole
>Wouldn't it be funny if Kratos said something feminist???>[repeat every day for 5 years]
>>734415073It really funny because threads like these prove the complete opposite.
>>734413053wtf I actually look like this and say that
>>734415351>a 4chan thread proves that all men are le toxicWomen shouldn't be able to vote, this logic is a good example why.
>>734415406Lucky bastard. I had to cultivate wholesome energy atop a mountain for YEARS before I became a better man of that calibre.
>>734413624He got made fun of on the internet.
>>734415161
>>734415351i'm the only man in these threads though.
>>734413356break water tension
>>734413053he looks like a manlet
>>734415073The 10% "toxic" men are also the ones women are fighting over.
>>734415161Nah snow is pretty soft and you can safely jump on it
>>734413363GoW 2018 was fantastic you faggot
>>734415730It was a blast.
>>734413797>@sports112423>my dad hunted lions with his dogshahahaha what
>>734415073>benevolent toxic masculinityAre these people complete idiots?
>>734415538this is what white people do to you when you question the holocaust. wheelchair huh. must be a repeat offender
>>734413053GOOOOOOODS
>>734415334>gow ragnarok development cicle
>>734415864Why is atreus like 5? Isn't he almost a teenager or somewhere around there in the games?
>>734415730lol
>>734413363the funny thing? people tried to meme this shit back in 2018, but the jokes quickly stopped after the dev confirmed atreus was his biological sonthen gowrag released and it was so fucking bad people started memeing again up to this daygow wasn't even a bad game, just your typical sonyslop, but ragnarok was really, really awful
>>734415073I decided to read a few paragraphs and its just>"I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT! I READ GIRL BOOKS AT SCHOOL AND THEY MADE FUN OF ME! WE NEED TO CHANGE SOCIETY SO THAT EEEEEVERYONE CAN BE A FAGGOT LIKE ME!"
shartytroons spamming the same thread every day
>>734415978Meant for>>734414778
>>734415963>gow wasn't even a bad gameIt was, just not for the same reasons as Ragnarok.
>>734415730This. So much this.
>>734416021troontroons melting down over 4chan culture every day
>>734416021be better
GOOOOOOOOODSGIVE ME A KWEEN GF TO BLEACH AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>734415538kek WHAT
>>734415954Maybe they're using multiple kids or something showing him age. Or maybe is one of those millennials that is actually 40
>>734416152>jötunns were blacknot this shit again ffs
>>734416309The volcano god demands sacrifices, anon.
>>734416364You have to remember that until the 90s everyone was inhaling lead from the leaded gas in all the cars
>>734416378>we wuz frost giants n sheeit
>>734415837They're trying to tard-wrangle idiotic feminist terms that have no innate meaning and are incredibly sloppy. They're better off just ditching them entirely.
>>734416576>Ackland
>>734415730Maybe if you compare it to the total shitpile that was ragnarok.
>>734415351It really funny because I actually respected women growing up up to my early 20s until women on social media, the internet in general and feminists showed me that I was wrong.
>>734416390Back in my day the only valid sacrifice was a pure virgin.
>>734415864no fucking way they are making a show from this
>>734415730Your post has not enough likes, sir.
>>734415130And they did the same to Russians, Poles, and other Slavic groups, but the Holocaust deniers hate them as much as they hate Jews.
>>734415730Oh my science! SO TRUE!
>>734416843>this woman in a wheelchair is a flpping WH*REyou need to be better than this. it's completely uncalled for.
>>734413053>>734413243/thread
>>734416961>you need to be better than thisI apologize
This board praises Alpha Protocol, why would I believe any of you when you say GoW is bad?
>>734413356if he doesnt ball up he dies
>>734415730I'd upvote if not for the UNCALLED slur at the end.Be better.
>>734413053HER PAST, HER BUSINESS
>>734414684>Feminists told them this is how they should act because they want a lapdop/slave. But they also don't find them sexy.yup. that's because of their daddy issues. they want to dominate men to get back at their father figures, in hopes that this will solve their daddy issues it won't
>O-OD-ODIN...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! ODIN!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE!!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES ODIN PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF FAYES DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK ODIN ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK ODIN-SAMA!!!!! ODIN-SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY WIFE'S SON!!! ODIN! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR GODLY CUM!!! ODIN PLEASE KISS ME! ODIN-SAMA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! ODIN... I LOVE YOU ODIN !! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ODIN-SAMA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AND HER SON EVERY DAY!!! ODIN!!! LETS USE THE BAT SHRINK RAY TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR SCANDINAVIAN COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! ODIN!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON FAYE! ODIN YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... ODIN! GET THE WATCHER TO USE HIS TIME REVERSAL POWERS AGAIN!!! MAKE HIM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME ODINS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY ODIN EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! THOR! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS CLOWN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PIG PISS ODIN!!!!! ODIN PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT RAMEN AND SHIT!!! ODIN! FAYE SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY PIG ROD!!!! ODIN!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO
>>734417292
>>734417219A more straight forward theory highlights how tied they are to left wing progressive causes. They define themselves as good people, who are sticking up for oppressed people. Feminists come along and shame them into thinking a certain way. They don't know they're being scammed, and the claimed rewards: happiness, success, respect, never materialize. It's just a scam to turn men into doormats.
>>734417292I say this
>>734415538Long way down...
>>734417292Nu-Kratos said all that
Reading Vonnegut rn
>>734414220They're not fatherless. They think their fathers are "toxic" and "masculine". They want a cuckdad like Kratos.
>>734414778It's always some guy that had a KWAB moment during childhood, never lived it down and it somehow it still haunts him decades later.
>>734417048false
>>734416726So you got brainwashed
>>734417292ayo?
>>734413624SNAKE PASS?!KISS MY SNAKE ASS!
>>734413053Tomar, that's you!
>>734417292Odin died from heart attack before getting an erection so Kratos could not have said that
>>734414149>longhouseShalom
>>734413053We must be better men
>>734415130they only killed 20 million slavs you chud!
>>734418404And got unbrainwashed yeah. Good job with your journey to literacy.
>>734415864We must wear better baldcaps. I can literally see the fucking seam on his forehead.
>>734413585dwarfmaxxing is based
>>734419026only if your endgoal is actually turning yourself into a real dwarf so you can mog midgets and their deformed body proportions they acquired through no fault of their own. if you're shortmaxxing and removing bones from your shins get out.
>>734417563Your theory sprouts forth from mine. Daddy issues take many forms. It can be abuse and can also mean that fathers raise their daughters in a progressive environment. Because their father figure turned out to be a disappointment, this results in scornful women wanting to destroy men.Feminism is posturing. Some don't want a weak man, they want a strong man. So all this bashing of men is just women testing how far they can take it until finally a strong man steps up and overpowers the woman.
>>734413243WHO YOUR MOTHER HAD YOU WITH IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS
>>734419218>Some*They
>>734415885Kek
>>734413624imagine
May the better man win.
Always do the opposite of what these social warriors advocate. I've seen so-called "feminists" marry in white, with men of high social status, while advocating for female empowerment. It's a scam. A subversion.
>>734415714This is making me laugh so much. How can there be people that don't know what fresh snow feels like?
>>734413053this is supposed to be really cool but it just comes off as so ognions, i dont understand why
>>734415864OMG is that Hasbullah?
>>734413218>SO WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER HAD HER HOLES DESTROYED BY HORDES OF N*GGERS IN HER TWENTIES?! WHAT SHE DID BEFORE WE MET IS HER BUSINESS!what did he mean by this?
>>734415730>GoW 2018 was fantastic you faggot
>>734418865What the fuck is this? Do people really watch this trash?
>>734413243FpbpFuck Nu God of War
>>734424480Don't be so quick to dismiss it. I did that same mistake at first. It wasn't really a game I thought that I'd like but after my wife's boyfriend gifted it to me I felt obligated to at least try it. To my surprise I've been having an absolute blast playing it whenever he comes to visit.
>>734417292The YabbaGOD was the best poster this site ever had.
/v/bros... it can't be
>Normies will risk their entire hard worked lives for 5 seconds of fame
>>734413356>>734413339Asking the real question.If you're going to polar plunge, commit.
>>734413797Is there a name for when people lie, bait and make up shit on social media sites with like/thumbs Up system?
>>734420571Spics and jeets have never seen snow
Did nu-Kratos actually, actively do something in the nu games to atone himself somehow? Other than telling his wife's son to be a better Man?
>>734413053GOOOOOOOOODS! FUCK MY WIFE AND I'LL RAISE HER SON!
>>734420823Hey jackass not every little person is Hasbullah. They have their own names, families and addresses.
>>734413624Imagine this thing wrapping around your cock like this...
>>734425963Performative? A lot of social media is highly performative. There's a screenshot of the gamingcirclejerk people outright admitting they defend games they don't actually like for culture war reasons. So... to recap the critics don't like the game, and they don't like the game but they perform a defense of the game online for meta culture war reasons. Which makes me think that there's less actual division than implies. I've seen the phrase "Preference Falsification" used. If you listen carefully the "debate" on trannies between one group that doesn't believe they're women versus another group who doesn't believe they're women (but don't want you to say it out loud).
>>734413053Reminder that these threads only exist because there is an autist, who is likely also a janny, that has a decade plus hateboner for someone named Mr. Tinkertrain who happens to like God of War and Vegeta. It is the same reason you see constantly see Vegeta hate on thie website despite him effectively being the most popular Dragon Ball character besides the protag.
>>734426480Didn't notice my typo until I already hit post. Anyways you get the idea.
>>734413053WHERE'SMYCHINNNNNNN
This is God of War's true legacyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI
>>734417292>the logical conclusion to nu-GoW
>>734426108No lmao. You could even argue that he made everything worse for everyone he comes across, but this time it's not his fault and responsibility becomes he's just getting led like a dog all over the place and doing shit like killing Niddhog and plunging every realm into death(except lol no because asspulls that make no sense and your horrible choices never have any consequences) because his girlboss handler needed to break the glass ceiling of patriarchy right NOW.
>>734426750Woah I botched that entire post lol. I need to cut back on smoking the lettuce.
>>734413243You must lower your tone and become a better man
>>734417292>"uncmog" gets deleted insta>this stays up for nearly 3 hoursas if we needed any more proof mindgeek kikes control this website
>>734427463the poster you're responding to could easily rape you. he chooses not to because he's the better man.
>>734418404that's what the modern school system and pop media does, yes
>>734427572jew
>>734427614yes, you.
>>734426350What's the screenshot from?
>>734427664your schizophrenic genetics are showing
>>734426108No, he's still being manipulated by others into starting fights and killing. But this time he's not screaming at them.
>>734427694never mind, it's in the filename
>>734413053midna hole edit when
>>734417292I had a stroke while reading this
>>734415730>ability cooldown timers>rollslop>babyfood zelda puzzlesIt's incredibly mediocre
>>734416152>HorseOne is simply aware
Where did Basedtos come from?I remember in original games he was an anti hero and nothing changed till the end.I played nuGoW but it was too boring so I didn't play Ragnarok
>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?">Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!">Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?">Atreus: "We are going to Japan.">Baba O’Riley intro starts playing>"out here in the fields">montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber>"I fought for my meals">Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot>THIS YEAR>lantern-lit alley>Jorōgumo drops down>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?">Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!">PREPARE>QTE HUD flashes>oni smashes through a shrine>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean>"record scratch">ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”>Atreus: “MOM!”>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this>screen cuts to black>final shot>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”>Kratos: “Hmm?”>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”>Kratos: “BOY”>they all start laughing>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”>boom>God of War: Thirst of Faye>screen fades to black
>>734413053>manlet somehow made it unimpressive
>>734428441"Gamers" are pushing 40 with families, and it was a pathetic attempt to pander to that crowd. It worked as you can see. There's no in-universe logic for it other than it has to happen for reasons to appeal to "gamers". I always hated Kratos as a character and thought he was an asshole, but now I'm supposed to love the guy or something cuz he's a chungus baseboy father?
>>734415041>>734413053>men fuck around and have fun doing cool things>low test culture warrior troons correlate this with some reddit bullshit so they can justify making a trillion shitty threads about god of boreGo on, post the webm of that gym thing.
>>734415856ayy lmao
Ragnarok is better than God of War 2018 and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Does anyone have that one screenshot of the main writer of nu-GoW wanting to have Kratos say woke shit?
>>734428845That was the Borderlands writer/cuck guy and he wasn't a main writer.
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>734428845This?
>>734413356Shat himself.
>>734428845Maybe this?
>>734413053we must become deader men
>>734429783YES, THIS ONE. FUCK THAT GAY NIGGA.
>>734428501I'll give you a you. I could barely tolerate even nugow 2018, after hearing the fucking modern marvel dialogue in ragnarok I didn't even bother trying to play that shit. Same with spiderman 2.
>>734417292Originally a pasta making fun of Goku btw.
>>734417292Powerful.
>>734413753if it is a 15 seconds video of something retarded then it's ai, retard.
>>734414604Half of those fags are anons shitposting. You fags are laughing at what you yourselves write.
I'm am not the step father. I am the father who stepped up.
>>734415730It was pretty good, but the sequel completely ruined its legacy, unfortunately
>>734413870>>734413870>>734413870>>734413870
>>734429878Be... Better...
>>734427132>your tonemore like your testoterone
>>734430096kek, based.
>>734417292A daring synthesis.
>>734430308genuinely do not understand how any real human could date some blacked whore with a niglet
>>734415730Errrm.... is that an f-slur? Have you learned nothing? Be BETTER
>>734430424erm, sauce
>>734430613because you're low test worse man
>>734413053>Game switches location from based Mediterranean to cringe NordcucklandiaFucking insane.
>>734430613t. worse man
>>734430613Of course you couldn't. You need to be better
>>734430308>I am the father who was stepped on
>>734430613thats why HE'S THE BETTER MAN
>>734430690I hate viking fantasy so much it’s unreal. Snowchimp “culture” does not deserve to be glorified.
Anyone got that webm of the family diving into a frozen lake and the daughter dives under the ice like a retard and drowns and they all stand around sobbing helplessly?
>>734430751I am LUCKY she chose me , chud!
>>734431161No one wants to see little girls die except trannies
>>734413624The consequences will never be the same.
>>734431429Absolutely nobody is thinking or talking about transexuals and you enter the thread to announce how much you can't stop thinking about them. Odd.
>>734430308>28yo suburbanite who dresses like an autistic 55yo early retiree working a fake email desk job to provide for his black stepsonHow do we save modern men
>>734413053He's so muscular, he's doing some brave shit I would never dare to do in my life, and yet this looks extremely gay and sóy, why is that
>>734431706Because there is no talent in this.
>>734431670love how annoyed this bitch looks, you immediately know she doesn't respect him at all and just bagged him so he pays for her spawn
>>734413797Powerful...
>>734415334>if
>>734425861Man I wish I had a cute absolute pervert gf who was into this shit to slowly corrupt me. Source btw? Even if it's just a reused image
>>734431778There is some, if you don't tuck the right way at the right time you will straight up die
>>734431528It is like questioning why someone would call a person posting like a wumao a chink. Trannies are known to violently hate females, especially younger, prettier ones. They also flood this site. So it is safe to assume that the people randomly posting violent fantasies and requests targeting young females are trannies. As are the ones who can handle every sort of joke but suddenly get defensive when transgenders are made fun of.
>>734414548kek
>>734431871tl;drThe reality is you can twist anything to give you a reason to demonstrate your obsession with trannies.
>>734414778I've never felt the need to perform a basic male role in my life and I'm 34, what the fuck is this bullshit, I'm a twink pretty boy and never felt bad about it, I'm actually superior and ascended. Faggots chasing the lumberjack look are all losers.
>>734430308This must be some tongue in cheek joke. Either that, or the guy simply gets turned out on the thought of everyone seeing him with the thing and judging him as a cuck. I don't think I can deal with this amount of enbettermanifaction.
>>734417292>there are real people here who find this hot>there are people posting this on this site right now, and not as a meme.
>>734413797>all this impotent seetheIncelinnials can't imagine moving out at 18, kek
ZEUS! YOUR AMAB CISGENDER HE/HIM HAS RETURNED!I BRING THE CULTURAL ENRICHMENT OF OLYMPUS!
>>734431778You know that's a good point he's just being a retard and stealing Kratos (the better man) look.
WE MUST BE BALLER MEN
>>734430308>cologne on top of clothesretard
>>734430613L O W T E S T
>>734431994>I'm a twink pretty boy and never felt bad about itThe mid-2000's had it right by expanding what it meant to a man or woman. All this metrosexual shit were being a bloke and taking care of yourself, or that its ok for a woman to do 'manly' things was the correct path. Then we hardcore flipped the other direction, now everything this tied to a gender, and you have to cut your dick off if want to paint your nails.>Faggots chasing the lumberjack look are all losers.Unfortunately, you lost me here you faggot. Just live and let be.
Was it ever explained why Kratos is raising his wifes son? I didn't play this garbage
>>734432107It is hot thoughBegitabro btw
>>734430613STEP UP WORSE MAN
platos
>>734430613>>734431528That's not a black kid. He's a dark latino. Look at the lips and nose, even the eyes.
BLACKROCK! GRANT MY FRANCHISE FUNDING FOR A MODERN AAA TITLE ON THE PS4 AND MY IP IS YOURS!
I always have considered cucks as coping faggots/trannies
>>734432313>Then we hardcore flipped the other direction, now everything this tied to a gender, and you have to cut your dick off if want to paint your nails.Yeah I think gender roles are stronger than ever now because of the tranny shit. You're either the manliest man or need to transition. Same for tomboys really.
>>734426961I know you're probably not in this thread anymore, but definitely give quitting a legitimate shot. I've been off it since January 5th and it feels like my iq's been restored by about 30%. 11 years gone, just like that.
>>734413053people meme this clip but it's actually pretty badass
>>734413363>It was a blastFellow blast havers, we must be better than this!
>>734413053Better man woudnt shout. They would jazz hands and respect neurodivergent
>>734432561I think women shouldn’t be held accountable for their actions
>>734413243In india, rampjeet.
>>734413373Every now and then i'll see some slop that even the most retarded comatose boomer would be able to recognise as AI and i'll never hear a peep from these retards, but the second you post an actual video or actual art their AI alarm will start firing off like crazy. I'm convinced posts like these are bots/shills trying to blur the line between ai and actual shit so they can push their own agendas later on>who would fall for that retardThe entirety of /v/, you faggots are some of the most weak willed gullible faggots i've ever seen. No wonder you're all /pol/s number one indoctrination target, actual golem behaviour
>>734413053It is funny and all but modern male existence is tragic. You are still expected to conform to being all shut in and stoic, even by these numale faggots, just in a different way. From and early age you are exposed to media and even people around you constantly treating boys as a joke and punching bag, feeling like they have to put them down to raise girls up. Once you grow up you are likely to run into a bunch of feminists and faggots who will act hostile towards you just because and allowed to openly wish all sorts of horrible things on you. Males have a harder time getting into any institution or powerful role nowadays without starting their own thing (at which point faggots will start swarming them and try to make them bend). All of this struggle while you have trannies grooming trying to convince impressionable men and boys to cut off their dicks; depending on the country, forced military service with possibly no compensation; even in countries like America, you still have to sign your body over or face punishment at 18; entertainment that barely even caters to you, often even antagonizing you; everyone viewing you as some weapon or threat; and so much else. While this is terrible, it is quite possible to still live a happy and fulfilling life as many of these can be ignored or fought. But there are an untold amount of these guys who became "better men" and are in constant misery because of it.
>>734430424>shadman
How did Kratos, such a violent badasss iconic CHADacter, fall from grace so far?
>>734432735I hate bald men or glasses wearing men
these threads remind me of a real cuck pornstar who looks like nu-kratos
>>734432920Typical nuKratos player. Interstellar already preordered.
>>734413883>translate to englishi laughed
>>734432920why do I know who he voted for?
>>734432446heh
>>734433204They have a phenotype
>>734433204Because you're schizophrenic and don't belong on 4chan.
>>734433731dilate
>>734424289He's the original better man
>>734433731schizo site animango board
>>734417292He literally said all this in the game.
While Kratos is rooted in Greek and Norse mythology, his character arc in the rebooted series (2018 and Ragnarök) aligns with several core Jewish values and ethical concepts, particularly regarding repentance, fatherhood, and the rejection of fatalism. 1. Teshuvah (Repentance and Return)The Hebrew word for repentance, Teshuvah, literally means "return". It is the process of returning to one's authentic, better self after straying into sin. Rabbi Meir Baal Haness CharitiesRabbi Meir Baal Haness CharitiesThe Struggle to "Be Better": Kratos' famous mantra, "Do not be sorry, be better," mirrors the Jewish view that true repentance is not just about guilt or penance, but about active behavioral change.Ongoing Process: In God of War Valhalla, Kratos faces his past directly, acknowledging his "monstrous" actions while resolving to use his strength for service rather than destruction. This reflects the Jewish idea that the path to redemption is never fully finished but requires constant "returning" to righteous action. 2. L'dor V'dor (From Generation to Generation)Jewish tradition places immense value on passing down ethical lessons and ensuring the next generation is equipped to live a just life. The Fear of Transmission: Kratos' greatest fear is passing his own trauma and rage to his son, Atreus.Teaching Self-Reliance: He focuses on teaching Atreus restraint and discipline, traits he believes are necessary for survival and "good living". This parallels the Jewish parental obligation to teach a child a "trade" and, by extension, the skills to navigate the world independently. RedditReddit +43. Rejection of Fatalism (Bechirah)In many Greek myths, fate is inescapable. Judaism, however, emphasizes Free Will (Bechirah Chofshit)—the belief that humans are not bound by a "grand design" and can choose their own path.
Did Naruto become a better man /v/?
>>734431706Flat executionIf he did a flip or he jumped between flames you would amp it up as a proper stunt with genuine skill and higher risk involved As it its just a dude jumping in a cold lake, Wim Hof at least held records for it
>>734413363I did mostly enjoy this, but I really dislike the second one
>>734413363This anon is right, Modern Kratos is an exemplary role model showing how men should never ever act.
We need to be BETTEEEEER AAAAAAAH
>>734413624Not memeing, I saw a post that said he gets a concussion every time he does this because you hit your head pretty hard. He's a Norwegian ex special forces and literal adrenaline junkie
>>734435941Uncs don't know the suffering of being a zoomer and having these guys be your teachers and shit.
>>734434623It's actually an incomplete quote, the actual one went on for 30 minutes.
Our better man bro won!
Are you angry at Kratos, or are you angry at yourself when you see him bending the knee to women?
>>734413797His dad is going to repair the cycle if his faggy son forces him to watch video essays.
its not that funny
>>734437250>emaciated cuckold eating scraps while his literal pig masquerading as wife fucks black men I wasn't ready for this. This is so fucking sad that there are guys willing to go this low. And they STILL don't get to pass on their genes, which is a blessing.
>>734437250why do the women that do this stuff always look like this
>>734437458I agree, it's actually pretty fucking hilarious.
>>734437250This is a joke right? Giving him leftovers is too on the nose.
>>734413624It's a fisheye lens, it's not even that high IRL
>>734437275Kratos.
>>734437609making fun of soi boys is funny but laughing at made up quotes of GOW for 5 years just seems like console warrior shitflinging
>>734415538She'll never walk again
Oh my science betterbros, did you see the new marvelkino? My wife's boyfriend put it on while he went upstairs , it was awesome!
>>734430308When a QUEEN walks by, you bow down and step away. Listen and learn.
MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>734438292We know Goku.
>>734430308I would say there's no way this isn't a shitpost, but the defeat in those eyes is all too real. Grim.
>>734437250What is this phenotype called?
Mama mia... I am a better-a man-a
>>734415538>Guys we forgot to attach the rope!>Rope?
>>734416843Those don't exist anymore (and that's okay!)
>>734413053This is so beyond cringy
>>734437568I blame the men who enable and go along with this shit far more than the women who participate in it
>>734432561Where's the unedited version of this?
>>734415538Didn't fly so good!
>>734438443Seattlean
>>734426480>Mr. Tinkertrainit usually is just one schizo. They can sound like a horde of people with their samefagging
>>734426480you've shown no evidence for your claims yet I completely believe you
>>734437250Are there really men out there that believe this is a better alternative than being alone?
>>734437568The guys always look the same too, maybe it's a phenotype
>>734413624Snakes are so fucking cool.
FIRST ONE TO BECOME A BETTER MAN GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
>>734417292>*Jefre Cantu-Ledesma starts playing*
>>734438909There was some term for it I saw once that was funny. It was something relating to biology like biomorphic or some other fancy word combined with marxism. These people all look the same and it is weird.
>>734413797>>734413883Hurk!
>>734415161fucking kek
>>734413976youtube comments are turbo normies, not redditors. they are probably the lowest IQ group of any social media site
>>734415041What idiocy compels someone to do this?
>>734438653Kek, almost choked on my water
>>734437635It is engagement rage bait yes.
>>734437936That's very reductive. You need to be a better man
>>734413363>a blastWhy is this always the go to descriptor?
>>734432796I won't hate someone for something out of their control like being bald. Being fat on the other hand...
>>734437250What was the point of filming and uploading this other than as a humiliation ritual?
>>734415730Sure maybe if your mom drank while she was pregnant
>>734418865AI is fucking insane. The shit it produces is genuinely unhinged.
>>734415864I legitimately thought this was an AI generated joke
>>734413053Not a single one of you would have the balls to do that
>>734435070I remember when that dumb bitch tried to go to naruto and he said fuck off skank, that was based. And then sasuke tried to kill her like twice then basically gave her a non apology, dumped a load in her and left. What a dumb bitch lmao
>>734415730TAKE MY GOLD, KIND STRANGER!
>>734439461Why so confrontational and challenging? That's toxic masculinity bro, be better
>>734428501Kek
>>734438989>If you fucked my wife, would you die?!
>>734438989Was getting cucked part of your plan?
>>734439850Of courshe
>>734439860Fuck queer theory and gender studies. Fuck feminism for starting this all.
>>734413883>Translate to English
>>734432727>I'm convinced posts like these are bots/shills trying to blur the line between ai and actual shit so they can push their own agendas later onthe delusion lmao
>>734439952Are you fucking nuts? If not for them we wouldn't have these Kratos tiktoks
>>734440056Fair point
>>734418921yeah wtf is up with that, that looks terrible
>>734437250She looks exactly how I expected.
>>734417048Alpha protocol is good you ignoramus
>>734440303Reminder that this is about dominance and not sex when dogs do this. If they had sex like this, it'd be extremely painful.
>>734440404>>734440404>>734440404>>734440404
>>734430613It must be some normie shit. Even as a Virgin i still can't even comprehend getting together with a mudshark.
>>734415730TAKE MY GOLD KIND STRANGER, SO MUCH THIS, TAKE MY UPDOOT AS WELL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
>>734415864Why is kratos fat and why does the kid look like a fucking gremlin?
>>734413243>>734413053We've been having these threads with the same punchline since 2016. In 2016, people were already way past the humor of this site from 2006.
>>734440404Based dog sex reminder.
>>734440404What if they're big dogs?
>>734441205>he thinks it's a joke Never was and still isn't. It encapsulates what's wrong with the industry but also with "people" funding this retardation.
>>734441447No, it's just you autistic faggots spamming the same garbage over and over because you're not mentally capable of creating anything new. It's the same reason all your "memes" are template edits of wojaks and reddit frogs.
>>734441630Bizarre projection.
>>734441630>Chen jejBe better
>>734441630>sharteen outs himself
>>734439952>Fuck queer theory and gender studies. Fuck feminism for starting this all.They went backwards and declared all the problems of history are due to "the patriarachy". Similarly, marxist historians blame "capitalism". Just come up with a vague open-ended concept as your boogeyman, go backwards and build evidence of it. Sounds great? But there's zero testable hypothesis. And likewise, far right commentators or theocrats could literally do THE SAME THING. But that's bad because reasons or something.
>>734439328"return to form" is the one that always gets me. It's like, goddamn man, even if you're real and not a some posting bot or a paid shill why would you pick the language that's been so thoroughly associated with bullshit.
>>734441447it's just sweet baby inc ruining another game (Ragnarok). This has happened like 20 times. GOW 2018 has way less cringy feminist shit than Horizon or Uncharted 4 or TLOU2 do, yet nobody talks about those, why?
it's still so funny to me that they butchered his character for 2018 and then had to butcher their own version of kratos for ragnarok because he wasn't wholesome enough
>>734440537I understood that reference
>>734442052>Blaming a minority religion for all the world's problems Horrific and bigoted>Blaming half the entire population for all the world's problemsStunning and brave
>>734442374I wish they would have just left him alone. The original trilogy was just better and Kratos was better too. Atleast he was cool even if he was just a violent retard.
>>734441447Even when GOW 2018 confirmed Atreus was Kratos's biological son, people still make this wife's son joke.
>>734413363DID SOMEBODY SAY "BLAST"?
>>734442630because a lot of them believe it's really true. Nobody posts the quote of the devs saying he's his real son
>>734413363needs some em-dashes
>>734442630wut lol? none of the games confirm shit about him being his biological son.
>>734441630Whoa, a lot of toxic masculinity there. Have you considered being better?
>>734441630You must be better. Be better.
>>734442765The devs also posted that Kratos is a bisexual which sheds an uncomfortable light on the portable onahole he carries around.
>>734442957no they didn't you faggot
>400 postsits good to see /v/ trying to better men
>>734441630SEE BOY, WE MUST BE BETTER THAN THIS*snap*
>>734443001Yeah they did brothe-*muffled blowjob noises*
>>734443016like 250 of those are the same schizo
>>734442374This is the whole deal with them. The woke of 10, or in some cases 5, years ago is not woke enough for today's standards.
>>734413053Look Tomar it’s you
>>734437250Stop falling for this you idiots
I nearly shed a tear when Atreus stopped calling his stepdad sir and acknowledged him as the father that stepped up.
>>734443016/v/aggots like to post a lot about games they've never played and the made up bullshit they say to each other.
>>734413376cooler men
>>734443193We’ve gotten to a point where zoomers on social media can sus out obvious skits and bait but /v/irgins can’t
>>734443149https://youtu.be/kK4eK_j3Cy0
>>734415073Feminism has literally always been about women wanting more power over men.
>>734443357>we got piercings and blew out our ears as a skit fr fr
>>734443193>>734443357Where's the bait? Looks like your average San Francisco couple.
>>734443479> Looks like your average San Francisco couple.Ding ding ding that’s the skit
>>734441630>>734441205Crybaby faggot
>>734443516Imagine having a lifestyle so embarrassing that you pretend it's fake.
>>734443478>piercings LE BADGo back.
god of war 2018 is objectively a good game, despite the shitposts and memeposts. I cant speak for ragnarok since I havent played it
>>734443516are you braindead?
>>734443516No one is starved enough for attention that they'd ruin their life just to make an internet skit.
>>734443624>piercings LE GOODGo back.
>>734413053Holy sweet baby White Jesus, that is absolutely wicked Xtreme.
>>734443612If that’s how you want to deny you’ve been tricked then go ahead>>734443656No>>734443671The only people that overreact are virgins on 4chan
>>734443647LMAO
>>734415538
>>734443671>ruined their lifeBy getting piercings and eating pizza?>he's so stupid that seeing text overlaid on a picture or video means it's true
>>734443718that was a rhetorical question idiot.
>>734413585I've kept my tactical stubble for a decade and it hasn't failed me yetThen again, I actually have a good jaw.
>>734415538she said the n-word, it had to be done.
>>734443825Ok
>>734443815So which one of the fags do you look like? The wigger abbo or the californian narc?
>>734443718Prove it.
>>734439895If I pull out, will you die?
>>734444031Prove what
>>734443995>y-you look like these twoThat's really the best you can come up with? There's no reputation to maintain here, zoomie. You can "take the L" and move on or just bail out instead of this desperate, pathetic play at making it seem you didn't actually fall for fake bullshit.
>>734444102the circumference of a square fuck you're a dull one.
>>734443859*refused to say the n-word
>>734413053we must be better
>>734444152So which one of them do you look like mr. white knight?
>>734443243Be better, Anon.
>>734444171I don’t think that was implied anywhere in the convo.
WATCH CLOSELY BOOOY
>>734444102That the video is fake ragebait.
>>734413797cringe redditors>>734413883BASED 4CHANNERS
FUCK YOU KRATOS
>>734444485Why should I do that when it’s obvious to anyone with a brain
>>734444485Prove it's real.
>>734432442You are more delusional than that cuckold is
>>734413363Every time I opened a chest I was disappointed
>>734433731Nigga who else if not schizos?Go be a faggot in your cuckpod
>>734444643The burden is proof is upon you, the denier.
>>734430308is this what jynxis up to now?
>>734444569Should be easy enough to find the original no? You're not retarded are you?
>>734444563What would this video look like if it was made today instead of back then?
>>734444445ouch>>734444444
>>734444880Why should I do that
>>734445076To show that you're not retarded.
>>734431706The clearly roided physique is obviously that of a sawed off manlet, and the beard is now clearly associated with cucks and performative malesHe's a little bitch wearing a "tough guy" costume and it shows
>>734444569>>734444643Massive L
>>734437087Must be a lot of performative masculinity>>734438909bioleninism?
>>734413363but was it a return to form?
Not sure I ever understood this meme. I'm in a polyfidelity (4) relationship, but the game doesn't contain any of this; you'd know if you played them. So is it a mock at the player? Because you're a fat pedophile
>>734431706It's because he's a manlet. Manlets are incapable of looking cool no matter what they do or how buff they get.
>>734437250Why is it always a guy with a reddit beard?
>>734445247I kneel...
>>734443718>The only people that overreact are virgins on 4chanOh no no we found the pizzaboyHow was that greasy ass cheese 'za cuckanon?
>>734445149Nah
>>734445247The betterest of men....we are not worthy....
>>734445324>Oh no no we found the pizzaboyOkay so now what’s the next part of your plan other than to laugh at ghosts
>>734445470Sinking this threadWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>734438369bejita is a canon cuck
>>734445247This man is 4x better than any other man ITT. I kneel...
>>734415730it was ok, it had fucking nothing for boss fights, however. just 12 of the same valkyrie fight, a dragon, and a couple giants. bit of a letdown after three games where you buttfuck an entire pantheon for the lulz
basement dewllers and zoomersunite
>>734430308WE MUST BE BETTER STEPGODS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HT5k20yfg
>>734440404>it'd be extremely painful.for you
>>734437250now you are beginning to understand that the only reason the women that look like this do this stuff is to be a humiliation ritual for men because they unironically hate manhood.
>>734437250People keep saying that this is a fake, but the thing in the car that isn't the bearded husband is really the worst part, not the cuckolding.
>>734446716I mean it isn't even "fake". They are in a poly relationship, but the act of bringing the pizza back for a ragebait video is put on. Similar to >hurr I was pretending to be retarded.
>thread still up/v/ is a better board now
>>734413363kek
I will never understand why these threads generate so much assrage from some people when they are one of the last holdouts of old /v/ humor. These games are shit and the faggots the enjoy them deserve to be mocked relentlessly. There's about 120 other threads up right now you should be bombarding instead.
>>734439339She gets attention. That's it. That's the sole reason 99% of shit uploaded to the internet these days even exists.
>>734447589Actual enjoyable stuff is always harassed or ignored in favor of shitty shit. This is a truth on all boards.
>>734415864I made this exact same thread, right down to GOOOOOOODS the other day but with this image and it was deleted and I got a 15 minute warning for post quality the other day.
>>734447716take meds
>>734413053Ok this pretty kewl only faggots and trannies would think otherwise
>>734447589>the last holdouts of old /v/ humor is spamming your cuckold fetish
>>734439043Bioleninism, the idea that ugly freaks congregate in weird subcultures as a survival mechanism
>>734428673having a full bead plus male pattern baldness is associated with high testosterone, but the low-test incels on /v/ call the look "soi"
>>734447589Snoyjeets don't like it when their söystation products they dedicate their whole personality about is rightfully mocked.
>>734413976they are normie goysloppers, normies are extremely dumb
>>734447931MPB is genetic, the testosterone just sets it off.
>>734439186Baki-Dou chapter 100
>>734437250Self-respect is important.
>>734430228>You fags are laughing at what you yourselves write.Yes, they're called 'inside jokes'. You might know them as memes. You really cracked the code on this one, friend.
>>734413053Is there a name for this? When you do something that on it's face seems primal and masculine but is actually about as reddit as it can get?
>>734444918retard
>>734415837"benevolent" in the sense that they're preachy cunts who believe themselves to be helping, but are actually like self-righteous snobs. It's basically describing redditors. It's like the "white man's burden" concept but for every minority group.
>>734447589>picture of a /v/ meet up
>>734440404For you
>>734447859we are mocking your fetish and your favorite movie
>>734448170lmao
>>734414548Based Obi Wan. He knows fags are gay.
>>734415885kek
>>734416906Fuck you!
>another Kratos thread reaches bump limitFaggots may talk shit but it's clear people enjoy talking about this series still, albeit through shitposting for some. It's sad what's become of this series.
>>734428673>glug glug glug>mmmmm chocolate soilent
>>734444667He's basically white
>>734413624What the heck
>>734452159The way snakes and other similar animals move is very interesting. They move their upper body in ways to make the rest slide around in a way that creates the desired movement.
>>734413053
>>734430308>8 squirts of cologneImagine the smell
>>734414778why did they include a picture of the different styles travis mcelroy goes thru in a single year
