It's Friday.Post some Midnas
>>734428617Someone post her glow in the dark asshole
>>734428912
I don’t understand the appeal of imp midna. Her elf form is much hotter
for me it's both imp AND true Midna at oncetrue form riding my face while imp rides my cockcumming endlessly into imp Midna who acts as a voodoo doll of sorts to true Midna, imp Midna swelling like a condom stuck to a faucet and true Midna following suit until the two of them both finally blow (non-lethally)
>>734428617Imp
>>734431085>signs of porn addiction>is addicted to pornvery insightful
built for hyper belly inflation
>>734431085this with beef jerky. i love that stuff so much
>>734431085
Someone post it so I can give her what she wants
How do we get Midna to appear in a new game?
>>734432331either hire someone or make one in a game maker
>>734432331Is writing a letter to Nintendo still a thing?
>>734432852imagine rubbing that thing senseless
I've never once played through a Zelda game.I've never even watched a playthrough of Twilight Princess.I intend to read the Manga though.It's the least I could do for Midna.
>>734434253The manga is pretty good.
the world needs a new midna eroge
>>734435172
>>734435265Midna should see a doctor about those glowing crystals forming in her colon. She might have a serious medical condition going on
>Ahemhttps://otakudolls.com/store/midna-130-sz6-silicone-dolls-castle
>>734435730her body is too big. helmet not complicated enough
Reminder that imp midna fags who hate her true form are filthy secondary tourists who never played twilight princess and discovered midna through e621 when looking for monster girls and bulge / inflation fetish art. Also they are the shitposters in the zelda girls threads.
>>734435982Sorry, I don't speak Faggot.
Any big news on Midna onahole developments?Or are we still stuck with the $600 mediocre, rock solid thing that doesn't even weight 20lbs?
We all know who you guys are choosing.
>>734431651Make the title her hair color and then it's perfect
>>734436229Yeah.I'm hungry and the Woodland Creature's ready to help.
>>734436176Nigga, there's a whole fucking doll. >>734435730
>>734435982>clueless retardI played through Twilight Princess which is exactly why I know how Nintendo went out of their way to frame her obscene hips and ass in numerous scenes and intentionally built up a ton of sexual tension with all the various ways she rides and teases Link; often times while having her obscene hips and ass accentuated.Imp Midna was never meant to be seen as some ugly, disfigured creature. Those are her grievances and her own personal plight. She doesn't want to be an imp but that's completely irrelevant to the fact that nearly the entire game is presented in a way to make you want to use her as an onahole.
>>734436767This
>>734435730I like the doll but hate the face.I want her to be smug not shocked and upset.
>>734436229Wizard and we make homonculi onaholes via alchemy
>>734429038https://youtu.be/0s4ovzcS_X4
I sense a falseflagger here,,,I can't put it out of the tip of my tongue but I just feel something
>>734437771lmao
Midna for Smash.
>>734431085>Porn addictionI'll take shit that doesn't even exist for 1000, Alex.
>>734433647not trying to hate but this guy's model and animations are truly terrible. midna never gets anything good
>>734437976Smash Midna
>>734438315Good 3d r34 is rarer than the fucking dodo
It's Midna March so it's time to replay TP.
>>734438507what happened? I remember back in the sfm days you could get on-model elizabeth comstock, shit was kino. but those days are long over, everyone is egregiously off-model and fucking dobermans or getting raped by futa aliens
>>734439036Low effort garbage is given the same reward as high effort via shit like patreon.
>>734438645Balls deep cumming inside imp pussy
>>734439036>look at literally any r34 submission>comments are always "I wish (guy/futa in anim) would fuck me like that!">username always implies they are a faggot or trannyalphabet people infected r34
>>734439806Glad I’m not the only one noticing.
I've almost finished Midna's game bros, I beat Zant and now it's off to Hyrule Castle!I will be sure to win the day for Midna! (And Zelda too I guess whatever)
The perfect body.
>>734439806People addicted to porn are far more likely to troon out.
>>734439981Have you been enjoying it?
hello imp ass lovers, game enjoyer here and I have a questionis there any news yet about twilight princess on the switch 2?
>>734440427Nothing yet, but given this year is Zelda's 40th anniversary, I'd wager on it dropping at some point later this year.
>>734441072sad but thats what im betting on toowill check in next week
>>734439806>sex obsessed people infested a pron siteyou dont say
midna is for BWCbig wolf cuddles
>>734439806congrats, you've witnessed actual porn addicts
>>734436229
>>734440208It's pretty goodThe dungeons are great, but I'm not a fan of some of the dicking around you have to do between them, like having to find those owl statues and move them to get to the sky city dungeon. I like that the world feels much more cohesive compared to Wind Waker, which was just "water everywhere".
>>734441825pd/occultist fixes the lack of big heals with the former and the issues of bleed with the latter
>>734442221Right side is what she would look like if she was made for Botw/Totk era.I hate modern Zelda.
>>734441883Yeah, the downtime kinda sucks but I really like the dungeons in TP.
Thanks for the thread bros. Been gooning to Midna for the past 5 hours and just had my release.
>>734443860Cute belly and buttGod, I love pot-bellied women
>>734442485You look at Mipha and you tell me Midna would be rendered in a beefy style? If anything she'd have the same size legs but be taller in the torso.
>>734429038
She tastes good
>>734445073 that’s not a sand trap that’s the fucking Twilight Realm entrance you sink your ball in there and Midna pops out calling you a dumb shit while she rewrites the par to “eternal darkness” imagine lining up a putt and the green just starts whispering “heeheehee” in Twili gibberish instant hole-in-one straight to shadow hell
>>734446072Time to spank.
>>734428617how stinky is midna?
>>734446294Lol
>>734429302freak. its her glowing butthole
>>734435228Havent seen this content before. Mind if I collect?
>>734447270Looks like a Mako Reactor now
Anyone have that comic of the guy working at Nintendo unintentionally designed the semen demon that is Midna but the board meeting is in a few minutes?
>>734447418
>>734429302Big eyes are cute and you can fuck her in fleshlight position. True form is like playing in an alright home console while Imp is like playing in a great handheld device.
post important midna things
>>734439036Less people modeling, a lot that do are usually just doing headhacks. Like the other anon said the average slop consumer doesn't care that it's Midna's head on some gross DAZ body or something
>>734439036It exists. The real problem is that almost everyone with talent now hides behind paywalls. There's a fuckton of quality animations you likely aren't even aware of because they're only uploaded for a month on a private discord or on patreon cycling old posts so they don't get picked up by scrapers.
>>734432331>>734432567I want to make a TP inspired game featuring not!Midna. I dont know how to make a game, though
>>734448107
>>734439806People think e621 are weird but they did well in not allowing RP on comment sections. You can actually find interesting conversations there and not just "I want to get fucked in the ass 24/7"
>>734448974this but my cock
Why did she break the mirror at the end of the game?
>>734449636light and shadow can't mix because ????????????
>>734429302>cheeky mischievous floating imp>boring, generic ground walkerI have plenty of the latter at home.
>>734447360The sound inside Midnas assholehttps://youtu.be/9ZH6coTxDTo
I've been enjoying the slop Midna animations that have been coming out. taste of twilight is still the best animation but I stuff that doesn't come out at a glacial pace
>>734452184The manga is so fucking based.
Midna is cute
>>734435730>2400 dollars>no holes to fuckWhat's the point?
>>73443617620.5It's actually a real problem for my wife, smaller is sometimes better.
>>734454080It is fuckable though.
>>734436229>DruidYou know why.
>>734454126Forever banned from the fairy brothels.
>>734454138Post pics then, there is no such information on the site. It implies it is just a big squishy doll.
>>734452184borderline Link+Midna fanfic. I love it
>>734439191can someone name the artist? love that so muchreverse search aint giving me shit
>>734454874https://x.com/Misahero99/status/2021658557931012579
>>734435730Fan art is one thing, but if we're talking a physical figurine, it should be on-model.
>>734454985really appreciate it, anon. Youre a real one
>>734452184>>734454615
>>734451806>taste of twilightRuined because her voice is standard egirl instead of actually twili
>>734455243I'm not picky. The animation is good and the egirl speak is mostly in the first couple of seconds, easy to skip
>>734455581What a night that was
>>734455116Happy to help. Google has somehow gone back to being decent at indexing twitter, but you have to go to the 'exact matches' tab.
>>734435730this whole model looks terrible
>>734435730Can someone post a better more accurate 3D model of Minda ITT? I know it's there. Maybe in the form of a VR Chat one...?
>>734447881Thanks
>>734449636Real answer: so the devs have an excuse to never touch the Idea ever againLore reason: the natural order never intended the Worlds of Light and Twilight to interect. Much like Whites and Niggers, its just not a good idea to let them interact.
>>734445432
>>734453214Real recognizes real.
>>734442221>Would you follow him if he drew me looking nothing like my actual design?No.
>>734455243Midna fanart that makes her talk like a generic slutty thot instead of her actual personality is my pet peeve.
>>734441705
>>734462649>fanart makes talk like the first 5 minutes of her introduction, any thing dog, sub adjacent.automatic slam dunk into a dumpster fire
>>734462649all of this is on model, i checked
>>734429302Furries are weird, I guess.
>>734429710squidna
>>734465307Underrated.
>>734456701NEED her to sit on my face
>>734439806>reading the comments on r34i thought there was an unspoken rule that you don't do that. r34 comments just like comments on any porn site are always either the funniest or worst shit you will ever read with no in between; it's usually the latter though.
>>734428617She needs to *slap slap* my dick with both of her feet
n e v e r f o r g e t
love imp, love true, love twili, simple as
>>734438060Uh, if it doesn't exist, why do I have it, chud?
>>734468128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPUnTw4-1Q
>>734436932more imp nussyI need imp nussy
>>734467589this is a sad storythere are thousands upon thousands, uncountable numbers of people who want Midnabut you can't even confine to your closest ones about it, you can't slip up and you must always remember to keep a certain barrier up or you get hecking canceled by thempeople who are supposed to love you
>>734442221Right side is what she looks like when I try to animate images with grok.
>>734467589I have a nude midna body pillow on my bedroom wall and my wife and I fuck to shortstack and loli hentai sometimes, this dude just picked wrong.
>>734471070I hope you two will breed and spawn more degenerates our culture needs it Godspeed, Anon
Why isn't she real yet?
Midnas fat ass was too much to handle for this site
Does she poop or is she just made for sex?
>>734467589it's a good thing i will never ever go outside
Is midna more dominant or submissive? Aggressive? Power bottom?
>>734471070I need to find degenerate women.
>>734429038Minda using twilight magic to send me down her tunnel over and over
>>734475551wont it smell like rotten sewage?
>>734467323There used to be a lot more funny>>734449212And it’s wild that e621 is probably the closest example of what it used to be
anal pregnancy by midna
>>734476128Can you post your most recent edit of the pic of creatures /v/tan likes?
>>734477425wtf it's not turquoise?
inb4 that guy who posts videos of him fucking his midna hip toy shows up and makes the thread really fucking gay (based)
>>734428912Never understood this meme. The markings on her body are just bright blue tattoos but every retarded artist makes them glow and for some reason also applies it to her nipples and holes.
>>734429302You spend 99% of the game with her and the design is a lot more exotic and hot. True form is just another human with painted skin which isnt as interesting.
>>734438507Eh depends on the series and content. If its generic looking realistic humans or overwatch you'll generally get some good stuff, but if its furries or monsters (non humans in general) the chances of good content plummets. All the fan models for midna (and most characters) look awful because they are always in the artist's awful style instead of just making a accurate model with some more meat or something
>>734435730Not desperate enough to ever get this because it looks fucking terrible and the proportions suck. They would have gotten my money if it was just the game model but with a bigger ass and slightly wider hips and smaller boobs.
>>734454360They cant show it. The whole site is VG sex dolls
impregnate the imp
Anyone remember that Midna thread where a bunch of fags jerked off to the fantasy of DPing a Midna onahole with other anons instead of just fucking Midna directly?
>>734436176Unfortunately all the decent VG sex dolls are only for humans and theres no good furry maker. Who ever makes good, accurate. shortstack dolls will become a billionaire.
>>734481069Ok. What do I win?
>>734471070I don't want to picture what you both must look like
>>734471070My girlfriend and I similarly jack off to kemono /ss/ porn together, it's a matter of finding the right girl and not immediately showing your power level like a retard
>>734481227A sassy little wife who will bully you with her massive belly
>>734481530>My girlfriend are you planning to marry and procreate in the future?
>>734482802Probably.
>>734431085anti porn is the newest personality for zoomers,
MIDNA DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THISSHE LOOKS LIKE A FETUS WITH A GIANT HEAD AND WITHERED BODYAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!anyways that Midna gif Wamudraws made is probably the best Midna media ever.
>>734467589you never tell someone your desires, not even your family/friends
>>734485116cute
>>734472339>>734473832>>734481530Based as fuck.Also here are my wall pillows. https://files.catbox.moe/rc0kfk.jpg>>734481361We look like normal everyday people, I would even say slightly above average. You may be surprised at how many seemingly normal people have super degenerate kinks and fetishes.
>>734482457that belly should be several times more massive and also filled with air
>>734482457
>>734433647I dislike how the model can't be made featureless.
>>734428912https://files.catbox.moe/oa9nhj.webm
>>734486316do you have to take them off every time you invite family over?
What do Midna and the Twili feel like?
What would you do if Midna was your girlfriend aside from the obvious?
>>734493584Cook her tasty burgers to eat
There is no good and in character Midna AI slop roleplay cardthis is a problem
>>734428617I'm in a Tempo mood teebeeache.
>>734493584Take her out on fancy dates because I want to see her in all kinds of beautiful clothing.
>>734493785go make a turboblast thread then
>>734493941I'll stick to Midna for now.
>>734489572called it >>734479728
>>734493716I don't want this to happen because then I'd masturbate nonstop.
>>734494017i decided to do it myself>>734494273
>>734490685Nah, we keep them in the bedroom and my wife and I dont let anyone else come in.
>>734495640Does your wife actually like it or just tolerate it? Mine's like half and half, she likes some shortstacks but only like the truly stacked, anything less than like pseudo-hyper is a no go for her, makes me sad though she doesn't judge me for it (at least not outwardly lmao).Jelly either way. What blackout curtains do you use for your bedroom?
>>734496041just saw this on my timeline. beat me to it
>>734429242mod name?
>>734495739Half and half, like yours. I also just use some dark blue ones we got on Amazon, nothing fancy.
>>734495739>>734503590Although half and half in my case mostly means shes only half into Shortstacks. She's all in on loli and shota.
>>734505426>>734503590basedI'm jealous, but happy for you all the same anon.
>>734505013I would absolutely DESTROY the legendary hero's thrussy and bussy
>>734495739That's where my girlfriend's at; likes shortstacks and imps but loli makes her uncomfortable. She's also a furfag that's only tentatively tolerant of my preference for feral.
Why is imp Midna actually hotter when she's featureless? even if the black stuff is skintight clothing or a clothing-like aspect, there's no cameltoe on her crotch, ergo she's still featureless.
>>734506349mooooooooooood, mine loves werewolves, but can't get behind horsecock and it fuckin kills me.She's okay with dildos and stuff though so an extensive BD collection is in my future.
>buttsex
>>734507213whats this from?
>>734435730This ones probably the best non-human one they gothttps://otakudolls.com/store/snivy-80-pokemon-silicone-dolls-castle
>>734507730Wind Waker mod
Man, if TP and WW could get PC ports like OoT/MM that would be so good. All the potential quality of life options possible in both games would make me replay the fuck out of them, and maybe want to try a randomizer. The decomp is finished, but it may be a long wait
>>734444284based and pot-bellied pilled
>>734471070>>734481530>>734495739>>734506349Where'd you anons meet your mates? I would have thought the odds of finding a women who's remotely into, or tolerant of shortstacks would be pretty low, let alone loli etc. Maybe there's hope for me yet.
>>734509347Bumble, but that was back in 2019 before quarantine and AI fucked online dating beyond recognition.
>>734509347I met her on Minecraft server back in 2011, I was 15 and she was 13. I just lucked into it really.
>>734509347Coworker from my last job. She struck up conversation with me about gaming and music one day when we were put on an assignment together, and our friendship progressed pretty quickly from there. She's the one who got me into /ss/ (I enjoyed some art incidentally, but it wasn't a specific interest of mine beforehand). She's not as much into kemono as I am, but she does love Asriel + Toriel incest art.t. >>734481530
>>734471070My wife cosplays oppai loli characters for me to drill. Never kill yourself
>>734509830>She's the one who got me into /ss/How did this even come up? Did you just flat out ask if she's into any freaky shit or something?
>>734511386Lots of couples share porn with each other, and you naturally will send things that are borderline to each other's preferences while exploring boundaries. Over time that can shift where the boundaries are. I doubt she went "hey you know how it's hot with the girl's tits are the size of the dude's head? What if they were the size of his body" on the second date.
>>734435730Paint quality is apparently really bad and wears away pretty fast the more you fuck her.
I need art of Link sitting on a throne in the Twilight Realm with Midna on his lap with a collar around her neck.
>>734511386Other way around, she flatly asked me what I was into. I was hesitant to admit to my love of kemono, but she first broke the ice by bluntly saying she "jerks it" to cartoons, and then asked me if I know what "straight shota" was. She's autistic (we both are but her a bit more so), so it was all very "matter of fact" with her. After she admitted to her interests, I just showed her some of my softcore kemo related favorites on e621, and she gave it a direct but approving "nice".
>>734471070so you have sex on top of the midna body pillow?
The slow and steady Midna thread
>>734513506The deed is done
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAPQUITE PUNGENT QUITE PUNGENT
I knew it was one of youThis isn't over midnafags
>>734513028No, its just hanging on the wall. >>734486316Im not against the idea though and I don't think she would be either.
>>734520993>>734519145>>734517695Midna's ass is too good.
