I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME!
fuck you
>>734472825Nigger
>>734472825You did play videogames during the down time right anon?
>>734472825everyone here is friend
>>734472825Touhou
>>734472825I went on twitter during maintenance time and realized that it felt the same as being on 4chan.
>>734472825I was looking for this post. Missed you too
>>734473169I trained horsegirls
I've been posting on 4chan for 15 years and these are always the gayest threads every single time 4chan comes back.
You're here forever.
>>734472769>>734472747>>734472849
yes
I dunno if it's worth posting about video games here anymoreNot after reading about all the user data mining features
>>734473169I played mahjong soul
>>734473226Very important posts
i always look forward to this thread any time the site goes down.
>>734473191Stay there then you fucking Indian
>>734473191>I went on twitter during maintenance time and realized that it felt the same as being on 4chan.YOU ARE A FUCKING GLOW NIGGER LAIR.
>>734473191>>734473215>>>/vg/
>>734473191I don't know when exactly it happened, but the worst bits of this site infected the rest of the internet and in turn the rest of the internet infected us back. Every place feels the same, nowdays.
>>734473229qrd
I WANT TO DIE
>>734473191Be sure to start a few threads about twitter screencaps you found
>>734472825what happened this time
>>734472825At least it was only like 12 hours. Last time was almost a week and a half.
>>734472825I just woke up. Why are they doing weekly maintenance on a Saturday anyway? They usually reserve this sort of thing for the middle of the weekday.
>>734473264that's not even the right board.>>734473191>>734473215>>>/vmg/
>>734473279
>>734473169I napped
more glowie backdoors added don't worry about it
>>734473169no, i kept scraping myrient
>>734473169i ate a shitty little microwave burrito and watched bob's burgers clips
anime website
>>734473169I put an hour into Persona 5 and realized I forgot to feed the plant so I won't be replaying it for another five years
>>734473329So this is why there's been more and more threads about new vegas
>>734473169NTA but yea I did
>>734473329h-hot
>>734473268It's what the internet did to the real world, too. The internet made the real world worse by giving everyone including your grandparents some kind of brainrot mindvirus and in turn the brainrotten normalfags infected and ruined the internet
>>734473169I played Talos Principle for 5 minutes. I'm not enjoying it enough to play longer.
I taught a whale how to jump out of its tail during the down time.
>>734473329thanks moot
>>734472825Every fucking time I have to deal with you sobbing anime image, sissy.And I'm tired of it.
>>734473191Wrong because you’re not a anon and people will report you just for saying nigger
>>734473268The amount of screencap threads and tards using Tiktok slang unironically might actually be able to make me fuck off from this place for good.
>>734473329>this is older than most anons
>>734473169I just beat Escape from ever after and the game is shit.
>>734472825I actually had to play a video game.I'm glad to be back with you, frens.
4chan should have never returned from the hack if they weren't going to make the site better to use/run.
what happened this time? did someone post the alien pic again? because apparently the archives were down too
>>734473329>>734473329also the new captcha measures work to de-anonify you I'd get into furth
>>734473329Imagine letting 4chan turning you gay
>>734472825I've been here for 18 fucking yearsI've NEVER been able to post a >I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME!thread...why am I so slow...
>>734472825I wish.
>>734472825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0hYVvSH1Dg
>>734473169I was sleeping
>>734473445Bet? You'll fuck off for good fr?
I amBye
>>734472825that would be a good thing
>>734473169>Darksiders 2 has a fucked minimap in widescreenUtterly unplayable.
>>734473329Too late, I already started hormone therapy~
all that time I was just thinking of this OPthanks
>>734473512ong fr fr ohio skibidi no cap
>>734473516Youre here forever fag
>>734473421shut the fuck up billy
>>734472825WHAT HAPPEN
>>734473169Yes elden ring nightreign I hate chinese cheaters who cheat best gear and die anyway
>>734473169I just woke up. Time to wreck havoc on this board and play SNES.
>>734473484That’s why a huge amount of anons went to alt chans because 4chan hasn’t grown at all to be better. Like only upload a single picture, low uploads and other dumb shit just reminds you how shitty this place is. Only reason I’m still here is because I been here for 18 or 19 ish year
>>734473592Another mossad attack.
mfw I thought this was like last year's 4chancaust
>>734473563No I will die some day
>>734472825teemu is my favorite pokemon
>>734473226Sematary
>>734472825The rumors of our demise have been... greatly exagerated
>>734473445You just have to bully the yuncs, fr.
>>734473592Probably something (((they))) didn’t want to get posted got posted again
>>734472825I'm still not used to using altchans as temporary replacements...
I went to altchans but they're all fucking dead and nobody talked about 4chanWhere do you guys go when the site is kill?
>>734472825Don't worry, anon. We are all stuck here forever.
>>734473631Most alt chans are on life support, though. I feel like their heyday is also long gone.
I played Stardew Valley during the downtime.
>>734473563That's funny because most people have already left that shithole, especially after the hack
>>734473706Basedjak party.
So slide the hours, so wears the day,These moments, measure life awayWith all its trains of hope and fear,Till shifting scenes of shade and lightRise to eternal day, or sink in endless night,Where all is joy or all despair.
>>734473706As a swefag I take my racism to flashback. Can highly recommend so long as you can put up with swedes.
I came back to my gookland community for last 6 hours and it felt like abyss with pile of horseshit long live, chadshttps://youtu.be/ZPHVfAJi6Lo?si=v7SePMeAVXAwcWLi
what happened? that wasnt scheduled.
I figured an Israeli missile knocked out a 4chan server in tel aviv.
>>734473169Been doomwatching that chinese professor on youtube between vidya. Dude has gone full blown schizo in the space of a few days since the war kicked off.
playing wow without wowg is not the same
>>734473169i fapped to video game girls
>>734473706i went to cripple to see if anyone knew shit only to find out hot wheels died
>>734473191spechud would say this
>>734473706eight moe
>>734473706i tried 2x4chan, but they put some gay nigger "protection" that probably wants me to turn on some spyware script to run.
>>734473706Nowhere. I have nowhere else to go.
>>734473169I slept.
>>734473329
>bunch of jannies get doxed and outed as complete fucking retards who use .gov email addresses to register as jannies>site comes back and everyone just goes back to work as if nothing happenedWhy is this allowed?
I wish
>>734472825I fucking hate all of you and you're here forever
I was touching grass so I missed it
>>734473959Gay
>>734473706R****t
>>734473169Got a good run so far in sts2
>>734473169sure did!
>>734473961jannies were glowniggers?
>>734472825>implying the US will ever let go of its propaganda machineLMAO
>>734473706Reddit
>>734473706>he doesn't know
>>734473961because you're a retard falling for fake bullshit 1 year after the facts
You guys think they were prepping for april fools?
>>734473940wtf real?
>>734473169I'm ashamed to admit it, but yes I did. Finished the fast mount grind in ddo.
>>734473169Yeah but I was mainly having an argument with someone about how Frutiger Aero wasn't a real thing
>>734473706unironically the archive
>>734473896Really?
>>734473329why did i get a boner reading this
>>734474114didn't really read into it but yeah it's at the top of every board
so what did they secretly do to the site?>>734473242same but i lost
so who's at fault this time?
>>734474069Frutiger aero is a very real thing anon
>>734473989
I missed you guys...don't EVER leave me again...
Listen, buddy. I'm not going to 4+4chan dot moe.
>>734473169I messed around in FL Studio
>>734472825thank you for always posting this, anons
>>734474159It might be now but it wasn't then. Is a fake nostalgia subsculture.
>>734473706unironically went outside and touched grass for an hour or so, then cooked lunch and took a nap in my hammock on the patio
>>734473169Video games?
>>734474045>janny feels called out and has to break cover to save faceMany such cases.
>>734474152me
>>734473329I first read this over a decade ago and have posted so much gay shit since then, but nobody ever kidnapped me.
>>734473961I had a thought recently. If Epstein and a bunch of people in government use 4chan, doesn't that mean the secret cabals people worry about are actually fucking retards with shit taste?Makes my day better knowing even international shadow organizations and governments are flawed and fucking faggots.
>>734474172Um...Buddy did you seriously make a thread about THAT? Look, you're clearly new around here, but we have 20 different boards dedicated to that topic
>>734473169Asscreed 2.
>>734474172Felt good to at least have the /meta/ thread on b4k, so I could be cucked in real time with other cucks.
I just woke up4channel was down???
i missed you guys.no homo
>>734473169I just woke up.
>>734473169I was getting my ass kicked in SMT V
I've started saying "Lmaogua" instead of "Lmao". It doesn't stand for anything more but i prefer how it sounds. What do you two think?
>>734473169I fell asleep through most of it but yes
>>734473169Bought, played and now thinking of refundingLord of the Rings: Return to Moriabecause it's too hard. I die all the time
>>734474240You're too gay to be turned into plapmeat, sorry.
>>734473169I played sudoku on a web browser. Does that count?
>>734474030Is this 3 inch Ulmar?
Remember to stay hydrated
>>734473169i got to round 12 on kino zombies
>>734473169i played some watch dogs tuah
>>734473169I was snoozin
>>734473169>wake up>4chan is down>go take a shower and have a fap>make myself a banana shake>turn on PC>4chan is already back upLiteral nothingburger.
>>734474292that's just the stronger version of the spell
>>734472825they were just adjusting the bots againi own all of you
>>734474148Hehe
>>734473169I played TF2
>>734474030wasn't this bought for like tens of millions of dollars last week?
>made a thread with a joke about maintenance>only a single postit's over...
>>734473169Deadlock
It was the C**kie's B*stle threads we had the past couple of days celebrating that the copyright troll was 'defeated'He was notThey shut down the site because they had to sift through and null out every instance of related imagery or material from the site, and train the AI autojanny to filter offending images and posts
so What changed during this maintenance?
>>734474069By your logic, the "renaissance" never existed too.>>734474159I think he means the labeling of that particular aesthetic, it wasn't coined until 2017.
>>734473169I played Rogue Trader.
>>734474412jokes on you my net worth is negative
>>734474456Sorry but you didn't post crying Tenshi
>>734474305Nhooo...
>>734473706Nowhere. I was busy this time, but during the hack I would just play some vidya then realize around 5pm there's nothing else and just go to bed
>>734474465My diaper!
>>734474045They're so dumb that they believed an edited 4plebs stats screencap was something official. Same with recent misinformation, because normalfags, news websites, and gullible faggots don't know about 4chan history
>>734474487nyo...
>>734473169Yes, I played mahjong
>>734474456This is the designated "4chan was down" thread, all others will get deleted
4chan(nel)... has fallen...
>>734474465they spun up the new iran/cuba war propaganda bots
>>734473169I did some sts2 runs
>>734473961There's nowhere else to go
>>734473961Several Jannies ran away after the hack
>>734473242>>734474148>>734474549Very nice, room doko?
>>734474536bwuh
I legitimately do not have another site to browser. I need alternatives to talk about video games
>>734474365with shota semen?
>>734473169I finished the level I was stuck on from last night
>>734474624resetera
>>734474059It's fine, she got better.
>>734473226rape this celestial
>>734474456It's 4chan tradition that crying tenshi is the one "oh shit 4chan was down" thread.
>>734472825This site is like a roach. It refuses to die and leave you alone.
>>734473169Yes. I discovered that 4chin was down because i got curious about a game mechanic and decided to ask about it in /vg/
Is it true that people are saying "Lmaogua" now?
>>734473268hm...a behavioural reverberation effect...interdasting...
>>734473397>>734473329Troon Vegas was made as a clandestine "virtual estrogen" weapon. It was only a test run, the researchers are looking for the best combination of gameplay and content that could serve to feminize the male population playing them, turning them into harmless eunuchs claiming to be women. Suffice to say, the test run was successful. The game wasn't meant to be a big success and it wasn't. It was made to capture a medium-sized audience who would be numerous enough to gauge the trannification effect and its "depth" (can it lead to men cutting their balls off, or just leads them to fuck men?).Both effects were observed in a roughly 90% of players. The next game, (name TBA) is being crafted to become a big hit and have a complete feminization effect close to 98%, with the remaining 2% killing themselves.
>>734473169got up about 5 hours ago, smoked a cigarette, drank a monster, jerked off, ate an early lunch, smoked again, brushed my teeth, took a shit and now i'm gonna lay down in bed and read some mangain about an hour I'll get up, smoke again and then play some STS2 or schedule 1, haven't decided which yet
>>734474624>I legitimately do not have another site to browser.Same. But that's a good thing.If 4chan went down for good I would be truly free. I can't stand twitter, reddit and altchans are too faggy. I could finally live my life to its fullest.
>>734472825>this thread gets made on /v/ first Grim state of /a/
>>734473445UNIRONICALLY ISNT A WORD
>>734474671You can't rape someone if they enjoy it
>>734474671she's my brat and I'm not sharing
>>734473169yes, some sonic racing
>>734474717>The next game, (name TBA) is being crafted to become a big hit and have a complete feminization effect close to 98%Undertale/Deltatroon?
>>734474756/a/ is a dead boardand soon /v/ will be too
>>734473706I go to that finnish website that I forgot the name of
>4chan threads are putrid dogshit>goes down>tenshi thread when it comes back up is always goodwhat gives?
>>734474630Semen is too salty to be hydrating actually
>>734472825I want to have sex with you
>>734472825I can't believe I'm going to say this. I missed you, OP... you faggot
>>734472825African-Ameriniggers
>>734474885LMAOGUA anon doesn't knowie (People are saying knowie instead of know) (People are saying lmaogua instead of lmao)
>>734474240They have standards
>>734473914Last time I tried the bot spam was so bad it was literally unusable.Shame since some discussions were unironically better there...
>>734474924Is JS4 Yotsuba okay to... You know... or no?
>>734474673when did this start? it's been this way for as long as I can remember
>>734473169I killed Salazar in RE4 Remake.
When did animeposters become so fucking gay.If this continues, I am going to bully you into suicide.
>>734472825Lol, Lmao even
>>734475004Yesn'tinb4>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>734474749So does that mean we aren't truly cursed to be here forever, after all?
>>734475004MOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!! HE POSTED YOUTSUBA RIDING A COCK!!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JVuHxCCtL9IWhy is her theme so good?
>>734475040Anon, people aren't saying Lmao anymore, we're saying "Lmaogua". you must've been out of it for some time... Because we say "Lolgolga" instead of "Lol" now too.
>>734475037*Pecks you on the cheek*Ha! Now you're gay, too!
Lmaogua isn't a meme...
>>734475031With the egg?
>>734472825>uUuUuUuUuUuU I ThOuGhT YoU GuYs wErE GoNe fOr rEaL ThIs tImE
>>734474630kill yourself in the most painful way possible shotacuck
>>734473169No, I was at wooooorrrrkkkk
>>734475004THE PEOPLE DEMAND A PUBLIC EXECUTION
>>734475037Plz don't it'll make me cum
>>734475141I prefer to say rofldyne, personally.
>>734475163Lmaogua, anon can't into memes!
>>734475037Since ahegao crops posting started to be a thing.There were faggots before that, but this particular trend normalized it.
>redditbob
>>734473229Hello newfag-kun. If that truly was a concern of yours, and you knew ANYTHING about mook, you'd have fucked off long ago.
>>734474756There were multiple Tenshi threads on /a/ and some of them were older than this one, they just picked a random one to keep when the rest were deleted.
>>734475332Cope
>shadowkeks
It's Saturday you faggots, go outside
>>734475037>he hasn't seen the /a/ thread yet
>>734475037>suddenly
>>734473169Yes, Disgaea
>>734475358But it's true?
>>734475387I'm europoor, it is dark and cold outside, I am comfy inside
yoooooowe back? my asshole was itching very much
>>734475387and do what?
>>734475123For me, it's this version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqASuUsdwdA
>>734474840These games are involved in the project, but belong to the early prototypes upon which further work is being built. Undertroonrune is a line of what is popularly called "pixelshit" "games", but they seem to gather already feminized men.
>>734475387I have to work early today, fuck no.
i really do love all you dummies and bakas <3
>>734475440a *snrk* barrel roll HAHAHA LOL
>>734475387
>>734475358We don't say "Cope" any more, it's been years. We say "Copegluam"
>>734473268as it has been said several times before, globohomo is not global homosexualism, but global homogenization
>>734474536muhrisa pleaseI beg you, use the bathroom
>>734474885Oldfag lurkers crawl from their holes when something noticeable happens, then go back to their murders and fapping.
>>734475484*Lolgolga, newfag
>>734475194Never
>>734474146Damn, that sucks. I kinda liked the guy
>>734473169I played wuwa and yggrda union on the down time ubuntu is such a cunt that i had to fcsk my volumes
>>734472825
>>734473169No but I found out that Hotwheelz apparently died.
>>734473445>>734473268I feel like the inverse is happening now. 4chan will go back to being niche and a "boomer" thing while most Gen A stick to Tiktok or whatever
Rofldyne
>>734475694why's he called hotwheels?
>>734475162>>734475227>>734475427You will never, I repeat, NEVER wake up to realize you're a cute anime girl.>>734475264It's all so tiresome, just stick to gay porn.
>>734475387but it's raining outside
>>734475420Let me guess, gay erp
>>734475736Because he had an electric wheelchair.
>>734472825I wanna stick my dick in Panam's butthole and raw dog her four hours.
>>734475782No, just regular RP
>>734475387No.
>>734473169>he was awake for most of the downtimeDo you guys not sleep, or do you live in economically irrelevant continents?
>>734475596It's amazing how every single one of these designs is made infinitely better by turning them into lolis. No need to change anything about the actual design aside from giving them a cunny.
>>734474616Sorry niagger im grinding ranked
>>734475832Well, at least you saved me time to look for it
>>734475694
>>734475771Likely story.
>>734475873
>>734475387No, im playing silent hill 1 comfiest saturday morning i could have
>>734475694Yes he's been dead for more than one month, thwy just announced it
>>734475387I was outside. It was tiring. Now it's time for comfy indoors weekend
>>734475596>shotacuck>terrible taste>"n-n-never"jump off a bridge
>>734475738You don't know that for sure
>>734475730Remember that if you're laughing at multiple posts that the correct term becomes Marofldyne.
>>734475905>he fell for the false flagger
>>734472825do you sometimes wonder how much of a parasocial relationship you have with anons
>>734475954Tomboy lolis are just the best. The best.
>>734473169i killed dexfags
>>734476119>OBIETTIVO DISTRUTTO
>>734473169I was researching the new meta to play cracked denuvo games.
>>734476005cry about it
>>734475812I thought that was why he died?
>>734476039Is there anal/irumatio in this dojin?
>>734475771Rain is the best time to be outside.I wish it was raining here, love rain.
>>734475387You first
>>734473169i was sleeping
>>734476037Yeah, extensively in the /a/ thread.
>>734472825It keeps happening.
>>734476018>in a perfect world, men like me would not exist
>>734475037>I am going to bully you into suicide.
>>734476209Not fucking freezing winter rain.Can't walk anywhere without slipping. I'm old enough that one bad slip could mean I can never run 5ks again.
>>734473852wat
>>734472825Nigger this is nothing. Back when we were Down for 2 months when it turned out most of the users on all boards are from Israel was much bigger.
>>734476206No but if you want tomboy anal and facefucking then I know the perfect work for you, you sodomite.https://exhentai.org/g/3560049/19d729ec1e/https://exhentai.org/g/3710406/8afe20574a/
>>734475095But I need places to talk about videogames! Did some browsing on the other chans but those are dead
>>734475037zased?
>>734474630I would like a shota to fuck me in the butt
>>734473961niggers.gov was my go to throwaway email for everything in the past, why do you assume they're real?
>>734476392Mahnigga.png
>>734475004CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>734475358>/v/ermin doesn't have a reply>goes with the bot responseTotally predictable
>>734476119>ds2holy basedpeak pvp
>>734475037since the beginning of 4chan
>>734473853shill me on wow, i never played a mmo and it sounds fun if tehre's a good general
>>734476392ojisans are like bbc porn of japan
>>734475037>>734475227
>>734476596Ojisans are the masterrace.
>>734475484eppic post is epic
>>734476375I love women's bodies so muchI wish I had a girlfriend
>>734473961Because I am not making an account to use some other faggot website where I'm permanently banned for wrongthink.
>>734472825One day we will all be gone for real.
>>734476119Boga status? Zabito
>>734476659DONT YOU DARE
anal is cringe
>>734473169Counter strike and blue archive
>>734472825We, as in you and I, are here forever!
>>734476767Imagine being so utterly wrong!>>734476812>GIRUGAMESH!
>>734476375I refuse to believe anyone was retarded enough to fall for that
>>734476019I watch anime but i cant use /a/ for nothing in this life everything on that board give me icks
all the altchans are dead and lamethey need to make 4chan remastered already
Eurokeks and night owls on suicide watch
>>734472825>>734474465They moved to a new server host. It is now central time.
>>734476812AND GAY MING
>>734476756Too late!>>734476767Based and factual opinion.
>>734472825I wish you fag were gone for real
>>734476896sleepGODS won bigly
I don't even like posting here anymore. It's all porn and culture war bullshit
DDR(5)
>>734476992Yep yep!
>>734475717Whitepill
Its the weekend so I slept in, didn't get to experience the downtime.
>>734473169NoMy dad made me dig up the whole yard with him and cut wood
>>734476946One day, after another 4chan crash, I will not see this thread, either because is not present or lost interest.And when that happens, I will express a sigh of relief.He got to get out.
>>734473169I played Final Fantasy XIV Online
>>734476519>nooooooo, you have to spend time and energy disapproving my assertion that I made with zero supporting evidenceSeethe
what should I get for lunch bros
>>734477101Thats actually awesome. I miss my dad.
>>734475387saturday is the day i dont have to go out, you fucking nonce
>>734474051>implying they're putting any effort at all into an april fools I enjoyed last year's but it was lazy as fuck.
>>734476375ADVERTISERS GET DOWN
>>734476119Cazo
>>734477005What do you even like grandpa?
>>734476659aerd................................................................................................................................................
Okay, so what did they fix?
I look for this thread every time
>>734477005Porn? On MY 4chan?
>>734477326What do you mean, She got pasties on her areolas.
>>734477186not him but I went to desu and looked at deleted posts and saw like 6 deleted tenshi threads
>>734477186/v/ermin and bots, one and the same
>>734477470Good news! We'll never know because we have an absent admin and the mods hate are too busy roleplaying.
>>734473169Went to de-weed my backyard, actually. Went out back with a trowel to uproot those sons of bitches. It rained early in the morning, so the soil was really soft. Perfect time for 4chins to go down in retrospect.
>>734477187'za
>>734477514I was almost sure that was her pierced nipple
>>734477664Are you trying to make him fat?
>>734477470James is still ban evading and shitting up the drawthread on every board that has one, so nothing of importance.
>>734477702I Wish, pierced nipples are hot.
>>734473706>went to the other chan>even more dead than last time>stayed on /r/4chan to be updatedThis is truly the only place for me.
>>734477713Most anons here are either extremely underweight or extremely fat, it doesn't really matter which is which
>>734477713Architects gonna architect.
>>734477561This place is basically a daycare for autistic retards anyways
How do you guys deal with emotionally needy parents who want to be called every week?
>>734477470updated some dependency from 1.2.0 to 1.2.1please understand
>>734473169nothing I masturbated the entire time
>>734476884granted, but it's by the guys who remastered demon souls
>>734477817nigger it's one phone call a week don't be a bitch
>>734477778>went to the other chan>checked the meta thread for news about 4chan being down>it's just drama and infighting because Mark is still a fat retarded narcissist who apparently made some poojeeta a mod because he wants to fuck her and she bans people for upsetting her, and infighting between anti and pro gacha people
>>734472825>>734473169Was there a downtime? I was sleeping lolI'll keep playing Phoenix Wright Justice for All and maybe Helldivers 2 later
>>734477817Love your mom (nonsexually)
>>734477664>used to find Umaru pics cute>now they are just sadbros...
>>734477903why is it always the worst fucking people who become forum moderators
>>734473706Autoadmit
>>734473384when they tell me I shouldn't cum in other people's food
>>734473169Yep, played Mewgenics. It was a quest item run and it was kind of shit, but nothing too bad.
>>734477940
>>734477990think about the kind of retarded gay subhuman who would actually crave having power over others on an Etruscan crab fishing forum
>>734477817By calling them, you faggot.
Reddit. you get banned way to easilyFucking dogshit website
>>734477817Stop being ungrateful
>>734477817Forget to do it.But I still call often, just not always every week.
>>734477561You can chat with them on Twitter
>>734477817You're gonna miss them when they're gone yknow
>>734478232We don't say dogshit anymore, we say doguano (Pronounched Daw-Guano, NOT Doo-Guano)
LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>734473169Thankfully Pokopia exists so I can say yes. But otherwise it would've been a sad day.
>>734477448Not him, but I like VIDEOGAMES
>>734478296I don't use twitter.
>>734477880>>734478226>>734478259>>734477928Yet they never called their own parents, I feel that it's a bit unfair to push this expectation on me just because the technology is there.
>>734478410Your loss
>>734477817my family is literally dead.and you are complaining about giving yours a weekly phone call.
>>734473169there was a downtime?
me waiting 4chan come back
>>734478296No he can't, there is no website called twitter
>>734478383You seem like a cutie, anon. How many times a day do you cough, on average?
>>734477753whom'st've'd'e`?
>>734478427... How so?
>>734478432It be like that sometimes.All your family?, not a cousin or uncle once removed?, nothing?
>>734478415They still had landlines you tremendous queer. Unless they're ancient, in which case they probably spent hundreds of hours writing and mailing letters, instead. Either way, you're gay. Call your mom.
>>734478415>Yet they never called their own parentsMost boomers are horrible abusive parents so they probably had a good reason not to.
>>734477817By ignoring them, I suppose.But mine don't even have my number or know where I live.
>>734478501Come back when you're old enough to be here, then ask in a manner suitable for your age.
me when 4chan is kill
>>734473268this
>>734477817I visit my parents multiple times a week. We cook together. Have dinner together. Do shit around the house together.One day they'll be gone and you'd wish you had spent more time with them.Be aware of your own mortality and you too can understand their "emotionally neediness".
>>734473268You didn't fucking listen.
>>734478432You're supposed to have a family of your own at this point, grandpa. Unless they died in an accident, then my condolences (but you still should have a family of your own at this point).
>>7344784321 call a week,4 calls a month, 48 calls a year, shit adds up. You wouldn't get it.
>>734477005SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE IN NEED OF SOME DECULTURE!https://files.catbox.moe/0jxe3m.mp4
>>734473329That’s not what a qrd is
me when 4chan is life
>>734478621Rude.Now I'm team James.Go James go!
>>734473169I haven't played anything in like a month
This place is not really that much addictive as it used to be
>>734478530my immediate familyDad died of heart attack at age 16mom died of probable suicide at age 6Grandma died during middle school. No gramps.Recently the person who raised me after 16 died from breast cancer.
>>734478764Because it's not fun and there is no sense of community anymore. I should not be seeing social media reposts and AAA games being praised or defended on fucking 4chan of all places.
>>734478659I don't miss any of my dead relatives. I haven't talked to my father in 15 years, I don't hate him or anything, we just have nothing to talk about.When I die I hope nobody is affected by it in any way.
>>734478789You can't keep getting away with this!
https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/President-Trumps-Cyber-Strategy-for-America.pdf
>>734476852First day on 4chan?
>>734474007Almost beat it but I couldnt outRNG the queen locking out my combos because good game designThis card is fucking wild tho
>>734478432At least you got to enjoy your inheritance you retard.
>>734478789>Dad died of heart attack at age 16Damn he sure started early->mom died of probable suicide at age 6Ooh it's your age, not theirs.. I see now.
>>734477453I'm going to shake Chen-chama like a baby.
>>734475387>outsidei'm not familiar with that game, is it on steam?
>>734478789Goddamn, I am really sorry to hear that.>the person who raised me after 16 died from breast cancerWhat about them, they don't have anyone you could talk to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWRx2IoVqs8&list=PLpVT4hckyBjccYLSKBZuK3UgKGNqp43FR&index=10What are you guys listening to?
>>734478910Y-yeah, that's it
>>734477817Takes literally only a minute to say 'hi', anon. Though if you're on bad terms with your parent(s) you could always just block their number until you sort your shit out and be honest with them like a man.
>>734474465Integrated backend AI parsing to sort dangerous posts. Dangerous posts being going against whatever propaganda is being currently pushed
>>734479062My little bro listens to this shit at max volume everyday to the point I fucking hate it. Fuck you anon.
>>734479062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J9ffRgADRU
>>734479062Recently?https://youtu.be/1IBdZ645S-ohttps://youtu.be/HevKfDyW8Nkhttps://youtu.be/XmSHbT_El3ohttps://youtu.be/nRVBInBuWNQ
>>734479062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ZPZiv43k0
>>734479229CREATIONS OF A MASTERMINDWE ARE THE WORKSHOPMONSTROSITIES TO MONSTER KINDSTAY HERE.OUR SONG IS SIMPLY TOO UNSTABLE!DOO-DUUT-DDOODUHDOODOO
did they add audio webms yetnope.>>734473169Played Lost Eidolons Veil of the Witch.Plot is pretty shit but a hero based roguelite SRPG is surprisingly fun. Also just installed Outward and looking forward to playing it soon.
>>734479062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC8wP5dtavMTonaete MAGICAL DREAM...
>>734479275>not synth 5 tetoThanks, I hate it. Vocaloid generally sounds like ass in english, with Teto 5 being the rare exception.
I am so fucking sick of ladybugs. It’s NOT EVEN SPRING YET AND THEYRE CRAWLING ALL OVER MY ROOM. STAY ON YOUR SIDE IF THE WINDOW YOU SMELLY FUCKING LADYNIGGERS
>>734479097My parents are divorced and they have a feud between the family, I gotta call my mom, dad, stepdad and two grandmas else a war starts that I prefer one over the other and it's a huge pain in the ass for an autist like myself who would have better off lived in a time where letters were the only means of long-distance communication.
>>734479694You rather have mosquitoes or flies? let those lil niggas in, we aren't that bad
>>734479062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rt6oYvFbIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlu1ZfYr6vAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weqK155M_4ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJuyzmCBkchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEwmywm6S7khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWOyIcKz98&list=RD3jWOyIcKz98
>>734478938Don't call Chen niggy, that's rude
>>734479768>we
>>734479768>weEvery FUCKING time.
>still no jpeg xl or webp supportJUST PICK ONE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>734473169Yeah, I played Umihara Kawase. Dropped it after an hour because randomly spawning enemies in a game with physic based platforming puzzles is fucking obnoxious. At least the main girl was cute.
>>734479750I've experienced that. Honestly, I'd put both parents on a block list until Christmastime. You're an adult, your parents' divorce is between them and they should be ashamed for dragging you into their issues. You shouldn't feel obligated to call either parent, you should only do so of your own volition. A messy divorce like that, it's entirely on them to sort their shit out. If you want to visit or talk to your mom, it's no business of your dad that you do so and vice versa. If they want to know basic shit like>where are they nowthen let them know, but otherwise keep information about what their ex is doing to a minimum. They're both still your parents, but it's not your fault the marriage fell through and you do not have to choose between either parent. If she'll start a fight because you won't call, then let her. THEY need to fix their shit, not you.
>>734479885>The NIGGERMAN of Ill OmenWhat did Chen-chan mean by this???
>>734479062https://youtu.be/5b9Ppl8f46Y?is=ktPzTNbm-Zhvk2gy
>>734473169I played Mortal Kombat X for the first time. The story is so ass. I kinda miss Mortal Kombat 9.Is MK11 any good?
>>734480046>webpThat's such a gay format and I hate that it's pushed everywhere else
>>734479062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DDFFiGlwQci crashed my car while listening to this
where am I
>>734480308Not particularly.
>>734480319It's only so prevalent because Google made it and they own wikia or whatever.
>>734478739Why?
>>734480319then use jpegxl just fucking add it already
>>734480504I didn’t feel like it
>>734480452Back to sleep NOW!
>>734473169i did some non-vidya drawing exercises
>>734474241>your lives are being run by people who think Elfen Lied is the pinnacle of animu
>>734473169no but i kept busy
>>734480726If you don't feel like playing video games, what are you even doing on the video games board? Bwo.......
>>734480813where do you think we are?
>>734480452I'm afraid to post sound images because I genuinely don't remember which ones still work or not.
>>734473169I started Deus Ex again. For some reason I rarely ever finish it, I think i get tired of stealthing everywhere with the weird AI.
>>734480882Just post the direct yt link, stupid baka. No one's gonna bother installing an extension.
>>734474630That's our Sanny.
>>734480813Obviously to shitpost and lurk in fun threads lol. We're on /v/ after all
>>734472825I imagine OP breaking down in tears whenever someone covers their face with their hands because he thinks they're gone for real.
>>734480173>it's no business of your dad that you do so and vice versa.If only it were so simple. I live in east europe, so word gets around really fast about what everyone is doing thanks to nosy neighbors. (And parents bragging/being loud mouthed.)
>>734480782It's a genuinely terrifying thought that people in high positions of government could very likely be some OP or anon with the shittiest take possible. It's already bad enough knowing furries are usually government workers with large salaries.
>>734481118>It's already bad enough knowing furries are usually government workers with large salarieswhy'd you have to remind me of Senator Diaperfur.
>>734481065>fun
>>734480976Not everything is on Youtube, retard.
>>734480782I'll take elfen lied over naruto.
>>734473169I finished Rune Factory 3: Special. Great game.
>>734478486I just caughed when you replied.
>>734480452I'm afraid you've been in a coma for 10 years now, Marisa...
>>734473169Yep. Brand new Path of Exile league just started, it always fun to jump back into that one after taking a break for a bit
>>734481271I think it'd be really funny to fingerbang slimegirls until they get bubbly and get mad at you for messing up their slime.
>>734481415do NOT lewd Puniru what the fuck
>>734481271>>734481415Gooey Ditto Cunny.Hold on, what comes out of DittoXAnon breeding?
>>734481415I think I would freak out thinking she's ill or something before realizing it's a slime
>>734481521Puniru lewds herself.>>734481524Wouldn't that make more dittos?
>>734481521She lewds herself
toohoos are taking over
>>734479575The first game is much better.
>>734481632>>734481703that's a kodomo anime
>>734480254Need gf like this
>>734479062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCobBFiFmw&list=RDeXCobBFiFmw
>>734481703Sex with slime girls
>>734481707What's that? Another excuse to post more 2hu shit I'm listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYIkH_eMs
>>734481703Puniru is so fucking hot it's ridiculous. Kotarou should treat her as the sex toy she is.
>>734477817I live with mom and talk to dad maybe 2 or 3 times a year. We went almost 2 1/2 years without talking once because all he does is threaten to ruin my life by not putting me in his will.There's a reason why you're completely alone in your final years dad.
>>734481201Then maybe you should upload what isn't posted instead of being a jeet that has to post retarded filenames for the two people who use your faggot extension.
>>734481881I can be your gf :3
>>734481271Not enough. Fuck off.
>>734481981Stealing videos from twitter and niconicodouga is wrong.
>>734481962Maybe if you called him more often he wouldn't have to threaten you.
>>734481989No u can't ur an anon
>>734481960based
>>734473191What is true is that twitter's spent the better part of a decade copying the communal aspects of 4chan, but it will always be different because the site is engineered around letting moneybags decide what gets visibility.
>>734481960>cunny AND cunny botMy interest, and other things, have risen. Is it an adaption or something original?>>734481989gf(male) is not actually a thing.
>>734482179It's an adaption of the manga
>>734482135There's also a yandere cunny slimebot that wants to get fucked and impregnated in S2. It's an adaption of an on-going magical girlfriend romantic-comedy manga called Puniru is a Cute Slime, which is about Puniru who is a Cute Slime and all the accidental cockteasing she does to her owner.
>>734481118life is so fucking unfair. they get paid big bucks to shitpost online
more like cunnyru amirite???
>>734482412More like cunnier.
>>734482268>not licensed>no groups doing itreeee
>>734482360Gelee is sexyGelee is perfect
>>734482412
>>734481770kodomo anime are known for being horny
>>734482670Quite, very much so.
>>734482670stop wanting to fuck mascots
>>734482762CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
>>734482585There should be /a/non translations somewhere. I hope there's an S3 or something. I wanna see pic related solely so I can see Puniru's slutty stirrup sock-wearing feet.>>734482627Gelee's cute and best girl when she's on a leash. Whenever she get's too horny she starts getting scary.
>>734482670Now post the one where her towel casually slips down.
>>734482895I actually checked dex after reeeing. Turns out no one had bothered updating the baka page.
>>734481770Those are sometimes the lewdest ones.
>>734482762how? >>734482927ogay
>>734481981I bet you don't use 4chanx either you fucking philistine.
>>734481770KODOMO NO JIKAN!
>>734481960>>734482135SHe's unironically too "soft" for sex, I don't think her would even be able to get pleasure from it, it'd be like sticking your dick in water
bumpo limito
>>734483332What extension do I need for this?
>>734481170Senator WHAT
the fuck happened to this thread
>>734482735You're everywhere macro anon lol
>>734483332Women make some really funny stories.
>>734483484Sorry i eated everyone
>>734483368She can be firm and tight whenever she wants to be.
>>734483486lurker of the highest order, but I'll appear when in good company.god I want giant diana to sit on me with her japanese fishcake filled rear end.
>>734483484What do you mean? It's just a normal thread on /v/
>>734483623Based and same! See you in the next fun thread!
I went to bed around 3AM right as I noticed 4chan wasn't loading and slept through the entire thing :)
when will touhou threads go back to normal on /v/?
>>734473329Epstein emails proved this true
>>734483332I ended up reading it for the plot. Surprisingly good too. Wish Mtsudomoe would get a similarly treated official translation, but alas. That's probably not going to happen in {current year] when certain obnoxiously load people are too retarded to tell 2d and 3d apart.
>>734483824When do they come back to /a/?
