You didn't beat the game
>>734492874I would make a "i beat my meat" joke but i dont find digitan attractive at all
>>734492874Wait, is this... the gateway Uma that so many non-believers got Uma-pilled on? She's so peak!
>>734492874>>>/u/
>>734492874She would've been perfect for my CM team...IF I HAD ONE
>>734492874I did beat the game.
I did though, I got RNGd to death in some races i shouldve won (triple late start or rushed) but I'm happy for having done a single ace run for each.
>>734492874DIGITAN SEXOOOOOOO
Fuck /vg/ and their retarded fucking mods
>>734493119You too huh
>>734492984That’s pretty gay
QUEUE NOW EASY WINS.
>>734492984I prefer Still in Love.
>>734493203Not a single S in sight today, yesterday was full of them
Did all tryhards skip this CM, this is the easiest round 1 of my fuckin career.
>>734493119what?
>>734493293Everyone knows Dirt is garbage and not worth participating, if you unironically did I'd feel bad
>>734493293I'm either podium sweeping or getting destroyed by whales with no inbetween and I do NOT have amazing aces.
>>734492874Sweet! now the ONLY event for Suzuka i didnt have yet is the "Claw machine: Failure"did anyone ever got it accidentally? it seems like one of these things you have to try to lose
No really whats the appeal of front taiki.
I'm getting too lucky i expect to be thoroughly humbled in the next rounds desu.
>They don't know about the secret Front Digitan and End City stratngmi
>>734493397KEKAROO
You are only allowed to run meta umas if they spooked you in off-banners.
>>>/vg/
>>734493397Please posts builds and rationale 1200 wit anon
9199 742912 Slots. Beholder Mile G1 Reenactment. Bring 1.DIRT DIRT DIRT 1600m, left/counter, Sunny/firm/winter. Random MoodIs your uma ready to eat Dirt? And 12 slots because OG race was 6 horses but wanted to add room for all the anons with dirters. #4 Splendora won IRL with no real challengers. Will be patient on anons joining. If it fills fast, will wait 4 minutes for spectators to join. Oh and there's a Medium Dirt later today.
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>734493293Genuinely a knowledge check, barely anyone has forward march or highlander, tons of overstammed umas, too much power with very low wit
*autowins*
>easy hours guys, queue now!>frontniggered to death by the same meta umas
>>734493517Wait who won?
Kita Kita Kita!
Dios mio....
>>734493592Mine doesn't and has gotten overtaken on EVERY race, Yes I have Angling and yes I am always proccing it
>last CM>"Ah, fuck it, wont even bother, too tired">6/30 in round 1>this CM>actually tried>8/40It seems like i've yet to reach a point where my effort and skill actually affect the results...
>>734493675Elbros... it's not fun being an illegal alien...
>>734492874I have yet to play today, but Gold love
>>734492874what are you talking aboutEnd Digitan seems to be the only response to frontrunners
>>734493675Fucking lol
How do you beat a gacha?
>>734493752by quitting
>>734493665Fuck off jeet
>no Mile S>no Head-onFUCK
>>734492984gayest post on /v/ right now
>>734493752Knowledge autism
>>734493752By winning L'Arc CM Plat
>>734493119>posting le stealth threadYou didn't beat the mods.
>>734493776Why do you hate Kita?
>>73449351710/12!Come on in with your Dirt uma! >>734493615#4 Splendora.
>>734493752By standing at the top
>>734493826I hate (you)
>>734493592I wish, mine keeps either eat shit by not proccing skills or gets overtaken just before late race, and when it manages to proc accels, every other position made it to so it gets overtaken anyways
>>734492874Of course not, I didn't even launch it, or install it. Honestly, if nobody mentioned it ever again I'd forget it within a week
Fuck off.
Does anyone know what this Haru's key weakness is beyond just Mile A, which would be a bitch to fix because it's HaruMy other two keep competing for 1st-2nd place with 65% wr between them but Haru still only shows up to the podium 30% of the time..
>>734493860YOU FUCKERS WAIT IM DOING THE CM
>>734493881
>>734493119>/vg/niggers can't handle a 10% of what /v/ma goes through everydayLOL
Man, why am I the one who always runs into the biggest, blubberiest whales eve-...Wait a minute... I made this post last CM!Lost to his own S+ Late Digital by a nose btw
>>734493517Full! Starting on :44. Get in spectators
>>734493927you better hurry up...
>>734493517>Missed itDarn
>>734494007For like two seconds i thought this was a JP image with the hachimi autotranslater over itjesus christ
>went 19-1 Bro this shit is legitimately free
>>734493592ive spend like 70 runs on falco and 5 (total) on oguri and pasa falco has 20% winrate the other two have 40% and 25%
MY HEROS14/20 again today, but eh I'm not confident in the finals since I got fucked by RNG twice now
>>734494089no
>>734493683You need way more acceleration than just angling you know. You need to create a big gap as fast as possible for a front to win.
>>734494089y-..youre welcome...
>>734494012Sex with the puppet
What a miserable CM. I may actually get bounced out of round 2 because none of my replacements seem any better.
>>734494071wait now that i look closer>Mile Sa lot of shit is excused on an uma so long as she just gets [distance] S..
Its so fucking funny seeing my A+ fronts BTFO S+ umas.
>>734494007outside of insane stats, this uma lacks some more consistent accels and mile s.
W-Where are the whales??? Its just shitters.
UraraCHADS rise upAlso I'm figuring out how to record a race because I saw something really bullshit, before they disappear into the void
>>734494137I have Forward March and Highlander as well
>late startAAAAAAAAAA
>Check to my falcon>Great mood>Skip>1st>wonIts that easy
>>734494327>Bad moodMy Taiki both this and last CM probably DIDN'T have bad mood for 5 races total.
>it's just shittersof course it's just shitters you retards, it's still round 1, you'll get btfo tomorrow as alwaysthe cycle repeats once again
Dogshittest mickey mouse casinoslop cup yetEnjoy your faggy little room matches afterwards, let the winning uma be crowned as the coalburning dirty whore of /v/ma
>>734493513>rationale If Fronting is just that good, why not make Lates into Fronts?
>>734494436>Round 1LOOKING GOOD>Round 2NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>734494450Go back to /vg/ and never come back then, you fucking third-rate loser
>>734494450Spe-chud would say this
>>734494436Maybe you will, I got 6 plats, previous round 1s were tougher. This one's legitimately a joke.
>>734494470>sichichadbased
>>734494436>shitters>im at 4/15looking fucking awful, bros
>coal burner Falco?
If this is the joke CM I should probably just cut my losses now and move on
Unless its a roster issue I dont see how anyone can struggle with this, its just virgo 2.
>easiest round 1 yetMaybe I've just become strong more than anything else.
>>734493889Mile S and 900 power mostly. Skills could be improved for sure. Early start is so weak and you don't have no stopping me. I don't really know if It's on is helpful in this build especially if there's no other ends.
>>734493036>Gold ShipBased.
>>734494576This cm in particular there's a BIG divide in winners and losers i strongly suspect the people saying that are the ones with natural dirters.
>>734494630It might be a roster problem. I'm running a decent Taiki and weak S.Maru+Falco and performing quite well given the little effort i've put into it.
>>734494674Need her to prove to me that the chocolate isn’t poisonous
>>734494470You are the most deranged trainer here. Keep up the good work.
>>734493517And Taiki Shuttle takes the win, proving once again she's the Mightest Miler, both on the Turf and Dirt! The next G1, 2100m DIRT, is probably in 2 hours estimated. Depends on the IRL race. More nice pics in a bit.
>>734494709Yeah its 100% a roster issue, I imagine people who only have urara and el are fucking seething right now.
>>734494450truth fucking nuke
I beat a /vg/ trainer!
>>734494779thats my fuarking clubmate right there
>durrr le Mickey Mouse CMYOU ARE MAD MORE ANONS ARE ACTUALLY WINNING THIS TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>734494873Nice, good job anon. I like matching against them or having rival fights here. They are strong.
>Everyone bragging about how this is the easiest CM ever and posting 90% winrates>Meanwhile I'm jobbing hard with a 50% winrate in round 1 despite having put effort into building Digitan and FalcoI can't even call myself third-rate anymore. I must be like ninth-rate or something
>>734494779Corner shot. I think all the umas' faces were bugged for some reason.
>>734494654Oh i thought early start was good since daring strike was goodi am running double end closer though so that should have helped It's Onit seems like even if she fires Pump and has Great mood or won midrace witrolls so hard she gets to 3rd place by the final spurt, she still only barely wins against my Digitan that had a screwy final spurtI dunno how many attempts at Haru i need to win Mile S though, i cant get her overall compatibility above 80
>>734494945No anon, this is literally because all toreinas have aptitudes. And most toreinas have G in dirt.
>>734494945I feel bad about representing my club, I should be in HotUmaGlue with these results.
>>734494945It's literally just rolling a dice 20 times a day. Obviously some people will get close to 20 highrolls and some will get nothing
IT'S OVER
>>734494976>that El
>>734494997ever since that anon put that idea in my head about toreina distance proficiencies it makes me think about making a stat card of myself
>>734495024>rolling dicewell, not exactly. There IS an entry point to the casino. >>734493687
How do we deal with the dirter menace?
I have Taiki and Falco, I never got them to be good and I'm jobbing, am I actually retarded? How can I be losing with the strongest characters in the game?
>Screenshot 2026-03-07 at 16-57-53 Reddit - https __preview.redd.it_umamusume-sweats-a-lot-v0-21g9f1ibhlqf1.jpeg width 640&format pjpg&auto webp&s 1c8a2f809904c37f0a7de3014be3acd99acf15a0.png
>>734494976So many pacers...
>>734494945Your win rate is 50%? I just went 0-5, that was 20 carats down the drain.
>>734494945>>Everyone bragging about how this is the easiest CM ever and posting 90% winratesI've been posting this about every CM since the first one.
>>734495063
>>734495127it's THEIR turn now, the century of mud is upon us!
>>734495078>Screenshot at Reddit something something umamusume_sweats_a_lot.jpgOH SHIT NEIGHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Mission accomplished, nevermind every other result outside of this one.
All third rates, please reply with your builds and I'll give advice to at least get you to group A.T. Went 19-1
>>734494987Daring strike is .25 velocity, which is really good. Early start is only .05 velocity. Only the gold version is worth taking I think.You have a good amount of accel skills so I think being in a good position going into late race is the problem.Good luck if you continue to build Harus. It's a difficult feat to pull off.
I luckshitted my way into group Amy aces have B dirt aptitudehow bad is it gonna be
>>734495323You just gotta remake em, but you can prob luckshit a win.
>>734495265Congrats danchou
My summer maru only got a SINGLE win holy shit i butchered her so bad.
>>734495284I am not third-rate but I wanted to phone it in and now I feel bad for losing on purpose
>>734495503At least she’s hot
How are you enjoying the Haru Urara cup, Anon?
>>734495175And the placements.Thanks for joining the Beholder Mile G1 reenactment! In 1.5-2.5 hours will be the next G1, Santa Anita Handicap, 2100m (Medium) Dirt. Will be 12 spots again (only 7 horses IRL), but will keep track to see if more anons want to join in at that time. The real race is 2000m but no 2000m dirt track exists in-game at the moment.
>>734495558I haven't seen her win once ;_;, feel bad for her.
>>734495503Lol, same I always lose to pase chaser or my own end closer Haru
Another strange whale uma.
>>734495560And if you want to watch the IRL races, they're streaming here but unfortunately require a login. Jews don't stream to youtube. https://www.santaanita.com/racing/
>>734495648How are the stats so low.
>>734495560>no 2000m dirt track exists in-game at the moment.That can't be right. Isn't the Tokyo Daishoten 2000m?
>>734495558Pretty good so far, my cards aren't the best but I'm glad that I could make her work
>>734495503Post her.
>>734495323You have 11 hours to make new aces.Never give up.
I thought Taiki's ult fired too early for this CM track?
>>734492984jesus christ why would you admit this faggot
>>734495834It works on herself because it lasts for a long time, it doesn't work on others.
While my winrate in this CM is abysmal, I liked that I got some Kino moments.Can anyone guess who's number 5?
>>734495378>You just gotta remake embold of you to assume I can do better
>day 1: job, 2/3, job, job>day 2: job, job, 2/3>last attempt, lose, win, lose, win>somehow win the last race, grtting me into AI will at least get into group B finals, but being in round 2 B is better carats-wise
>>734495834It's a problem with the inherited version because it's too short, but it works on herself
>>734495754Oh they don't pop up when I pick left. Uhhhh 2100m Left or 2000m Right?
I prefer downtime uma threads. CM discussion is so BORING
>>734495834Gaslighted.While it's true currently she has a shorter duration Ult compared to JP, it still gives you some accels for 1 second. Only works for herself though.And sometimes there are moments where Taiki somehow reached 3rd or 4th just before the late-race, then she just goes crazy.
>>734495558It could be better but at least she can win the late surger gamble sometimes
>>734495871Late/end digitan right?
>might've just beat the danchou from HorseMD
>>734495941Sorry that people are playing the game, if you go on /uma/ right now you won't find anyone making on-topic discussion
LOOK AT HER GO
>>734495798Oh no I know why she's bad, she's just there to enable my falcon, just damn. The two races I lost i probably could've had a clean sheat if I bothered to do more than a couple of runs for her.
This dude's just getting his participation prizes
>>734496039Can we stop strawmanning /uma/ they're fine come CM time, yeah they're pretty shitty sometimes but come on guys. It's getting old.
>>734495503she went out there in these conditions for you!
Never change Ulala
>>734496049Honestly she's not even that bad, I guess it's the power that's killing you and the straightaway skills being useless.
>>734495284I already know I'm boned and I don't care, I'm gonna post anyways and not change anything because I don't care about dirt enough. What I will say is that Urara is winning more than Oguri and Fuji hasn't won.
>>734495990Yeah it was from Furious Feat and Lead the Charge at the earliest timing, and somehow got blocked.
>>734492874She isn't even good on this CM. Track isn't long enough, so she usually ends up around 4th. Too many fronts and paces so she cant get the overtakes she needs, and NSM is a gamble.
>>734496219*not blocked I need to take a nap...
>>734496193Yeah, that and all the races she would've won where she got 2nd place was because my other aces were too fucking strong.
>>734495284>>734495875 (me)My best 10 umas att have scores in range 13000-13400, meaning that im a consistently mediocre torena. I sincerely doubt that ill get a run with double S again, but at this point i dont care about the CM, and just want to learn how to play better. Skills i took were OYL, NSM, Its on, Keen eye (to win spring tenno), and both inherits.
>>734495941>"uma would do that">"nuh uh she wouldn't">"uh huh she would">this goes on for 2 hours>"check this 7">"no you check this 7">"off by 1 LOL"><Teio pic>>"uhm its not bump limit yet">"fuck off teio">"Do teiofags really"how riveting
>>734495941For downtime discussion to be good, there needs to be a greater purpose that binds us together towards that goalIf not, the threads themselves become the goal, and the thread devolves into a shitty circlejerk where everyone knows each other
>>734496387>>"check this seven">I did!
I hate Fine Motion so much it's unreal.
Why aren't you playing the Umamusume killer?
>>734495558I haven't seen any truly formidable Harus yet but I'm fully expecting to get stomped by one in round 2.
Post 'em.
>>734496467Agemasen? More like Acoalmasen, amiright?
>>734496387CHECKED
>>734496219Its scary when it happens shame i couldn't get a late working in time
>>734496553They tried their best
>>734496387>7
>>734496553My plan to get into Group B failed because the matchup system kept pairing me with weaker torenas
Cultural Fenomeno
>>734496387>t.
>>734496379Honestly this gold city is almost good statwise, only missing out on a lot of wit, why are you using wit natie when you already have OYL built in your kit? Borrowing fine motion would arguably be better for you if you're gonna go the fuku highroll route.
>>734496467>400 witDeserved
>>734496467While speed star is good I wouldn't throw a career for it. Plus Taiki has a shit ton of innate Mile gold skills, she won't die for not having Speed star
>>734496387>>check this 7""
>>734496785it was still pre first inspiration what the fuck do you want
>>734496783Because i forgot that i had that POT unlocked. And after getting double S i thought "oh well, some 250-300 wit wont beat 5% speed and accel boost" and didnt want to rebuild herWhy is wit so important, anyway? On a late at that
>>734496862More
>>734496201Post your decks?
>>734495558Unlike in Capricorn, I don't have strong enough mile parents to bring out her full potential, which is saddening.Nonetheless, she's been the best performing member of the team.
>>734496738Fuck I wish I could be watching it, I feel like people are ignoring it, the account thing just sucks
>>734496862>He doesn't have 1200 wit by the end of junior year
>>734496043uh oh gassy!
>>734495558Mine's on 3 wins out of 20 races. She doesn't always win but when she does it feels good. So this is what Urara trainers felt when they're bringing her on turf.
>>734496948Imma send an e-mail after this because 1. Obviously people want to watch on youtube2. The 1st tv stream sucks ass, very low resolutions among other shit.
>Pump and Lead the charge activated at the same time>Caused her unique to kick in too>OYL activated>Which put her close enough to the uma in front of her for NSM to kick in>Went from 6th to firstI LOVE LATE GAMBLING
>>734496929Wit affects your speed variance during early and mid-race, affects your chance to chase the pacemaker if you are too far from it, affects your chance to increase your lead if you are the pacemaker, and affects your chance to enter downhill mode where you get speed boost and stamina consumption reduction.
>got matched against a team with two pieces of shit and oguri cap>im talking dirt B poorly trained pieces of shit>oguri wins lol>get mad but only for a second>its just a game after all>happens again next race
>>734496467me when i don't get a single dirt spark on my dirt mutation runs
>>734492874Not that I mind but why is she a joke character in game but has a great record irl
>>734497080Bit of a cortisol spike right there.How about you take it easy and flatline for the rest of the day?
>>734496929Wit is extremely important, it affects positioning, skill activation, downhill management, stamina consumption and more. The shorter the CM the more wit is required, you want at least 800-900 wit to bw effective, my 40% win rate digiGOAT has 1000 wit.
just a few more months until we can clip Dumb Pidgeon's wings!
>>734495558the what cup?
>>734497016I also think it's bad timing, people are so focused on CM they aren't really paying attention, I'm sorry
>>734495098Not only do trainers have distance aptitudes, but they also have running style aptitudes. Notice how some specialize in running Front, some specialize in running late, and so on and so forth? They are not unlike their Umas in this way. There's even other vocations of toreinas like breeder-chads, X-men Mutant monstrosities and so on. Not any one toreina is identical, both in their proficiencies and their decks/trainees.
>>734497315That and I just dont wanna make an account man, fuck that. Jews just need to make their stuff free.
>>734497185>dragging The Cultivator into his shitflinging contestJunior dares?! Apologize at once! 'Lest i sever your meridians and leave you as a crippled nugget.
>>734497164She is called hentai due to that great record of winning on both turf/dirt, on both mile/medium races, on any track conditions, on any weathers. Then Cygames just took a step further with that nickname.
>>734497378For what it's worth I didn't even have to verify my email
>>734496934Digital, Urara, Oguri, Fuji in order. So my reason for Digital having low wit, I needed Furious Feat.
>>734495558Almost lost to one but so far have been spared of the humiliation
>>734492874Any clubs open for a B2 shitter?
>>734495098I never get Plat for any CM excepts Medium and Sprint. I think I have a guess on how my stat is going to be.I need to wait for another Sprint CM though to have more samples.
