The spritework on GB Pokémon was soulful.
>Purging on CM nightFuck right off, I guarantee you the janny could not find a single more on-topic thread than ours
>>734491919>it's literally just one guy>seethes 24/7 to the point of bringing up uma unprompted everywhere>doesn't know how to change filenameskek
>30/1 odds horse named Final Boss beats the favorite.That's a Long ShotG1 Santa Anita Handicap G1 race in 20 minutes MTP.
RIP Buttamusume thread
>>734500019I want an apology for being called a schizo
>>734500019Reminder he's like this because we told him to fuck off for spamming AI art and cried about it.
>enemy Xoguri has GourmandThanks for the free win I guess.
>>734500096Good ridance, fuck you
There's 3 Uma threads up on /v/ right now
Haru wins are the most kino
Reminder.
>Air Janny can't run the Takamatsu KinenNOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DO KING GAYLO CAREERS
I only click on those thread because of hot horse and funny gifs like the one with the poster girl looking at you like "what"or the one with chibi gifs that move and jump
>>734500348https://x.com/freesomen/status/2029227114109775959These chibis? They called tanukis, there is a good amount of videos on youtube
>>734500348Maybe you should learn English first
>>734500348I like Spechud too.
Love special needs… Love azumi and her antics…
I feel bad for the B2 guy who asked for a club right before the melty.
Fuck off, retards.
>>734500582Go cry to /vg/ again about how we bullied you, pagpagfag.
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
G1 Santa Anita Handicap G1 in 6 minutes, pick your winner!
>>734500675Yep there was one thread where he started calling everyone pagpag eaters, one quick google search revealed that it's a term for filipino trash "food" and he's been mocked with it ever since lol
>>734500685Westwood will catch the Getaway Car whose driver has been drinking Just A Touch of Vodka Vodka
>>734500685Vodka x2 got this
>>734500685If Vodka was an amazing horse, Vodka^2 has got to win for sure.
>>734500685>Vodka Vodka
I really need to replace Maru I'm just cucking my Taiki when the lobbies are super front heavy.
>>734500675At least spics love horses, also he's confirmed to be a jeet since he forgot to crop his chatgpt image and you could see his timezone.
>>734500685midnight mammoth sounds like a nickname for a serial rapist, all in on him
Did way worse today compared to yesterday, but I'm feeling good about round 2.
>>734500730I've been wondering what the fuck you schizos are talking about when I scroll by and see that.
>>734500730Nice, LOL. What a retarded monkey. I knew he wasn't Anglo or American because of his limited vocabulary of insults that he keeps using over and over again. Coupled with the blatant newfag behavior and the time of day he's active, I knew he had to be some kind of seamonkey. Well it will die of hunger soon so don't pay that thing any attention anons
FUCK FINE MOTION
>>734500685>deprived of another skippy upsetwelp i'll be rooting for uodka uodka i guess
>>734500803Where
>>734500939Yes please
>>734499880Come on bro we need to make room for 15 more Marathon steam charts threads
>>734500985It was months ago when he was doing obese edits.
>paceblob lobby>My Taiki is always guaranteed to be 6th-7th place She's not even late starting she just starts in 7th place every fucking race and it's just over. You'd think just one time she'd start in good position but it's literally every fucking time.
Look closely to the corner and you can see the mexican bird of prey in her natural habitat, second place
>British Isles wonAgemasen'd by Fine Motion again
>>734501101Oh shit you are right I fucking remember that
>watching uma anime season 1>not as bad as people said it will be
>the british isles
>>734501189Meant for>>734501107
>>734501196This non-believer is getting umapilled as we speak!
>>734501196I thought people like S1 and S2 but hate S3I wouldn't know I've not watched any of them
>>734501196It's not like it's completely unwatchable trash but it's way worse than the later seasons.
>>734501168Umamusume is wit game.
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/2030340800379605439
>see bne>Fandango showed no other people so it should be a comfy showing>Pack of zoomers walk in>Concerned but they at least seem to care>20 minutes in a second pack of zoomers walk in>Immediately start making a shitton of noise over the full movie>One yells "what the fuck is happening" when Pocket confronts Tachyon after regaining her sense of worthI'm phone posting and can't post a reaction image image. I'm mad. Why do people just not care about social rules? I will now drive an hour home while seething.
>>734501196most people who didn't like it simply aren't too big on otaku culture, it's really that simple
>>734500939Literally me trying to get spurt from Toxo
>>734501196stop paying doomposters attention and watch them for yourself nigga
at the beginning of a run you roll the "seed" which determines the runs "luck" and how your uma places, and you can NOT tell me otherwise.
>>734501267>have any kind of critique for anything>labeled a doomposter schizophrenic
>>734501238I love S3; none of the anime are bad, only xitter and reddit tachyon/movie shonen secondaries say that
>>734501292Yeah that's how games usually work.
Imagine lowering yourselves to the same level as the stealth touhou general.
>>734500685#6 British Isles wins with a solid pace and a super surge at the end! Congratulations British Isles!G1 reenactment race info in a bit. Remember, 2100m Dirt (Medium Dirt). 2100 because going left.
>>734501254I have to resist murderous urges that would send me to prison when noisy annoying dickheads are in the cinema, I end up not acting on them because it would make my mom sad
>>734501292Don't be afraid, anon, buy a skill~
Too bad I will only be using this title for a little while but at least I got it
>>734501196If you're used to "CGDCT" anime from that era it's not too bad. Most of the issues I have with it are beyond the anime itself
>>734501196FACEOFTHEFRANCHISE
>>734501314yes that applies to uma since uma is a CULTURAL FENOMENO so you're a schizo nigga and needs to be skinned alive
>>734501337>"luck" is a myth>your destiny is determined right from the startAir Shakur was right
>>734501356Vodka Vodka noooo
>>734501254UNC CRASHING OUT FRFR
>>734501196season 1 is mostly world setting, a lot of characters are introduced and you get to know the dynamics of training, etc. if you are liking it early on you will definitely enjoy the later seasons as they build on what season 1 did.
>>734501254may I ask the shade of his skin?
>>734501379oh, i wish my problem was not buying skills. I DID BEFORE EACH FUCKING RACE! I EVEN GOT SPEEDSTAR AND HEADON AGEMASEN SKILLS NOTHGING FUCKING HELPS
>>734501437Shakur pls it was just one race you got the other two crowns
>>734501238I liked S3
>>734501398Lay off the designer drugs, Tachyon.
>>734501254>living out the nightmare scenarioRough.
You shouldn't be able to tell if you're going to win/lose strictly based on these numbers and yet that is literally how it works.
>>734501451What's the lore reason that they turned Helios into a zoomer? Wasn't he an 80s horse?
>>734501196It's a fun time.
4959 9183G1 Santa Anita Handicap Reenactment! 12 slots (OG race only had 7).DIRT DIRT DIRT MEDIUM MEDIUM MEDIUM. Left, 2100m, Sunny Firm Winter. Random moods.Come join in! See if you have what it takes to match the British Isles! Includes n00bs and casuals.
>>734501254This is why I always wait for BDs
>>734500096Link?
>>734501356Who the hell has a medium dirt horse?
>>734501624It was ASS
>>734501576She was an 80s reference originally in the sense that she's a gyaru (yes, gyarus are OLD) that speaks in complete nonsensical slang. Trannylators decided to throw that into the trash and turned her into a zoomer
>>734501624https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/734498151/
>>734499786I'm winning...
>>734501396spe a shit
>>734501603I've seen better cows
>>734501652You'd be surprised!
>>734501686Zoomerspeak is the closest we got to gyaru slang, tbf
which one of these horses takes the biggest shits?
>Agnes Brappyon
>>734501796
>>734501783Your mother.
>>734501809the feet ruin this one
>>734501603me on the left
Why are the OPs not even a witcheck
>>734501829gayest post of all time
"Behind every delusional chuuni there is a soul of a true romantic"-Plato, circle 322 BC
>3DPD
>>734501735>>734501809Seriously, nobody wants to see this shit, can you fucking stop?
>>7345016038/12More space for your DIRT MEDIUM uma! Toss one in! Maybe your Xoguri will do fine?
It's been a long time, but I just wanted to remind you all that you have brain damage. You should get that checked out.
>>734501904We're on 4chan, man
>>734501876AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>734501876>t.
>>734501356Oh wait it's medium, I'm not running then, I have nothing for Medium Dirt
>>734501257>otaku culture>use a hipster shaved head as the main character instead of a generic faceless guy >>734501238Its retrospectively. You play the game and get attract to an Uma, then you rewatch the anime and watch the anime done your favorite uma dirty. They don't give them a screen time or make them joke characters. They try to shove in their own meme but it all suck beside THREE FRACTURE. Umayon and Umayuru are simply better in handling CGDCT without compromising their character.
>>734501958It's funny how we're matching the IRL race numbers now.
When the cosplay faggot gets the "call" about the inoperable tumors I'll be so happy
>>734501904Nice vaguepost faggot, but I think you might be projecting
>>734501690
>>734499786>>>/mlp/
>>734501978Best character in the show right here
>>734501978I like this face.
This thread was baked minutes after janny killed the GrASS thread, why is janny not killing it
>>734501958>I have nothing for Medium Dirtyou can put in your aquarius uma if you want, i dont have anyone for mediums either and that's what i did
why the hell did they make kita and dia so sexy in season 2
>>734502072He's literally me...
>current 2nd best ace only got 2 wint out of 37>5 borrows gave nothingim too /weakmind/ for this shit. anyone got tips on how to stop feeling competitive?
>>734502103I see nothing wrong with Pokemon
>>734502072do you think those two got some dia pussy or were they there just for the love of the game
gachatroon thread
>>734502105I did but there is not enough stamina and has no recoveries, so I removed it
>>734501980Team Rigil is hella underrated for how stacked it is.
HORA!
>>734502136>anyone got tips on how to stop feeling competitive?I don't know. Everytime I tried to gimp myself and take it less seriously I just wound up frustrated. I'm only content when I'm competing at my best. After a certain point I get bored of optimizing aces but I did like 8 late runs today, finally made a good one and she's winning more today so it was worth it. Gonna do that agian tomorrow because I can do better
>>734502103Probably because he can't find it.
>>734501603>nice I can use my Aquarius City for this>City has Medium BFuck.
>>7345016037/12Feel the Dirt. Touch the Dirt. BE the Dirt!>>734502136I mentally prepared myself to just phone it in when Sprints happened when I was interested AND didn't have the umas I wanted to build for it. It hurt but not as much that time around. I also did a ton of careers with various umas I had and other vidya chores. I finished Days Gone for example.
>>734502072Why does Kitasan still dress like a child?
>>734502251>7/1210/12
>>734501978I liked the recurring bit chars
>>734502113The deleted scenes were pretty wild
>>734502146I've been playing this game and it's fucking great. Not going to write a whole review about it but my first time with a "Builders" type game. I've been avoiding anything made by GameFreak for a while but Koei Tecmo fucking cooked with this one
>>734502251>>734501603Woah filled out quickly. 10/12. Will start 4 minutes after filling when it happens.
>>734501603>Dirt mediumFuck let's see if I have anything
>>734502341
>>734502182They're not the focus of the show other than SPICA NEED TO BEAT THEM BECAUSE SPICA IS UNDER DOG narrative. If you're favorite uma is part of Team Rigil, well you're screw.
>>734502321
>>734502325I've been meaning to pick it up but I can't find where I put my switch or which of my siblings I lend it to
ATTENTION Everyone, Oy Neigh has one available spot left!(120256139)New to the game, or first rate, we welcome any kind of trainer active and looking for a /v/ club. The only rule is that you tell us whether you'll be inactive for 7 days or longer.>A+ for five months straight and counting>Lots of shoe trading>The secrets to fan grindingJust remember to put /v/ somewhere in your profile when you apply. And we hope to see new friends soon.
>>734502431It's fucking nice, makes me wish we had an Umopia
Fuji was the best part of the movie tbqfah
>>734502463There was a guy asking for clubs like 3 threads ago but he prob got lost in the purges.
>>734502463Damn nice picture, really good edit>Last big 4 to fill slotsOh no...
>>734502463If you join you WILL be spammed with wuv yous. Be warned.
>>734500830>Coal City
>>734501686Zuma helios is based, thoughbeitfully. Take a chill pill and get a sense of humor unc
>>734502519You're not wrong. On the second rewatch and after playing Fuji's career, she's a great character in both movie and game
>>734502463>that editKEK
>>734502519Yeah and the actress is cute too, fuck I wish they gave her more songs
>>73450160311/12, one spot left!Will just start in 5 minutes from this post. Good luck, trainers!
>>734501603Jesus christ I can't believe I have NOTHING dirt hate.
>>734502519>KahoFuck this VA
>>734502519I liked the 5 seconds of serious doto
>>734502072So theoretically, how strong are young umas? like, could you beat them at arm wrestling?
This cm has the biggest first rate second rate divide ever.
>>734502707
>>734501809That's a tranny
>>734502707You'd have a better shot fighting an actual horse than an uma.
>>734502751What scenarios get new training animations?
Thread died before someone saw my support cards, figured I'd just post it here. Certainly not great options but I used what I had so yeah.
El Condor Pasa bros...
>>734502707Amazon use a pinky when you arm wrestle her
>you'd have a better shot fighting an actual ho-OOF
>Went 3-2, 3-2, 4-1, 1-4I'm ready to get slaughtered during round 2
>>734501576Helios was known to finish poorly when he was the favorite and win when he had low odds. Because of this people said that he "kept up with the trends", like he was reading newspapers and then raced for an upset. They mixed that with his reputation of running like he was laughing and his stupid episodes with Palmer where they went full Runaway just to gas early and lose like retards which ended on uma Helios being a trendy and cheerful gyaru. The zoomer stuff is a localization thing that more or less gets close to this idea but don't ask me how proper is it
it will never not be funny to me that Suzuka's VA also voices Ako
>>734502829I believe, UAF, L'Arc and Design your island?
losing some """for fun""" dirt medium race just made me so incredibly angry I might have a problem
>>734502519I liked agnes arc, and cafe. In fact I went in knowing nothing about either of them and wound up liking both after doing their careers. Tachyon has the flandre fanbase problem.Cafe became my favorite, movie made her seem like a schizo, but in the end ayabe was the schizo and the cafe was fucking haunted.
>>734502919What is an UAF?
>>734501603stop it with the 3dpd pigs
>>734501931>trying to use a witless /co/fag image to attack the most commonly shared attitude of anons across the site, popping all over lesser 3D garbage Holy gross normalfag
>5544 yesterday>5545 todayI'm getting deja vu here
>>734501603Insane finish. I think my Maru ran out of gas the very second it ended.
>>734502973The sports festival scenario
We were so fucking close. GG, clubmate
>>734502965These training montages are pretty wacky
>>734502954i firmly believe Tachyon is one of the best written umas but it's hard to admit that or talk about that because she's unfortunately became a reddit FOTM waifu
>Awful moodGAY!
>>734502976Are you okay?
>dead heat>3rd get snubbed out of winning liveIs there even a dead heat in the game?
>That finishHOLY KINO
>gasses out right before the finish lineAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>734502976It’s amazing people still think it’s a tongue in cheek self deprecating attitude
>>734503041Is that really an insane take? I think everyone appreciates her story a lot
>>734502976Wait until GR15 is gone.
>>734502976Are you retarded? It was clearly supposed to be a reaction to the webm.
>>734503198Schizos be schizoing
>>734503041Pretty much, she goes through a whole gamut of emotions from start to finish, her watching the others run only to have that lucid moment of "it should have been me" was incredibly well done
>>734503198>replying to the schizoretard
>>734501603Smaru wins the Sanita Anita Handicap 26! Thank you for joining today!I uhhhh holy shit. I have no idea what happened. I think that anon was right about Maru dying last second but holding, and suddenly that Gold City pushed.You all get to see the final shot!
>>734502998Can you post your Falco?
>>734503232(You)
>>734503232Schizos are fun
>>734503303Woah, what a finish
>>734503303>5 umas clumped together at the finishHoly shit
>>734503303I WILL win a /v/ race one day.
>>734503303REF DO SOMETHING GOLD SHITTY SHOULD'VE WON HER HAND IS SLIGHTLY CLOSER. I REQUEST VAR
>>734503303Corner shot. Really horrible camera angles for this race, just going to post the final spurt after.
>>734503420>he doesn't pirate
>>734503413>the ones I won were the ones I hostedAm I the villain?
>>734503420We should go back to discussing the anime.Is Sakura bloom worth a read?
>>734503521Yes
>>73450330>Could've won without the Late StartFUCK. Also I was hoping for all the stamlets to die early
>>734503484>
>>734499786>offtopic thread
>be danchou>officer does more work for the club than me
I miss one day for the valentine gift. Am I screwed?
I like the new uma with the puppet
>>734503589was just about to post this lol
>>734503443lol I think Gold City won too now that I'm staring at it. The game even paused to decide who won. Unironic ref needed.
>>734503626
>>734503232I wish we had fun schizos like the AGp fag from MD, this one sucks.
>>734503614Typical /v/ma experience
>>734503614Danchous are meant to be lazy
>>734503614He learned from the best!
>>734503640I DEMAND A REF NOW
>>734503545It feels closer to pretty derby in tone than Cinderella gray. I think it’s more enjoyable character wise
>>734503303>>734503640>my first /v/ma win was stolen by refhoofFunniest possible outcome, can't wait for the next
>>734503614I'm cool with not having officers to avoid possible coups
>>734503420>a uma
Since you race a billion times in the next scenario, any ace run has the potential to also be a good enough parent run as long as the sparks hit right?
>>734503484And final spurt to give you an idea of how it was before the finish line.First 4 placements in a second.
Most of you guys are cool, don't queue up for the next half an hour
I skipped this CM and I haven't ran a career in weeks.I don't even log in everyday anymore.
Yayoi Sho is tonight btw
>>734503760Its a reference to "You Wouldn't Steal a Car" tbf
puppetsexpuppetsexpuppetsex
>>734503760Is an horse a athlete?
>>734503791Why are you here?
>>734501170Watch as two smaller birds of prey work together to chase down an old hag.
>>734503545yes it is, Sakura Laurel is a much better protag than oguri fat
>>734503840To talk about umamusume the game anime manga and pakatube videos
>>734503789So long as you stay out of my finals we cool bro.
>>734503886That's just luck bro
>>734503832No fucking shit retard. It was made by a thirdie (probably SEA) who couldn't bother copying the "N" from "wouldn't", not to fix "a car", but because it didn't know English well enough
>Some poor trainer entered his G+ Haru with <100 speedAutoselect or humiliation ritual?
>>734503840Because I still love Uma Musume, I'm just a secondary now.
I swear late starts are a death sentence this time around
>>734503869I am really tempted to run my Maruzensky in the /v/ictory stakes even though I want Digi to winIn the end I gotta go with the gremlin
>>734503713>>734503640>>734503443Upon video review, the results stand as called.
>get my best Uma yet in terms of score>no Mile S>no Head-onaaaaaand she's glue
>>734503954>stand>not confirmedTHE FIX IS IN
>>734503781Thanks all again. See you next G1, whenever that is. >>734503795Go watch that later tonight with this anon!
>>734503927>SEA Boogeyman Alright whatever man.
The competition for the next stakes is pretty stacked desu, and since it's the gambling den known as Mile, we'll probably take a while to decide the winner unlike the last stakes
>>734504067A front blob means its the goat's time to shine.
>>734504067There's like 3 dirt umas. It'll only take 5 races max.
>>734501473Group A 2 whiteGroup B 1 white 1 asian 1 brownBeing an annoyance transcends race.
>>734504067With how strong fronts are, I say there's a high chance it's Falcon, Maru, or even a mutated Dirt Suzuka. These 18 player rooms really seem to favor pace and front, and with front completely mogging pace this time around, I'd say there's a very high chance one of the strong dirt fronts wins. I could see an end closer maybe pulling it off but it's stacked against them especially if they have to win multiple in a row.
Pretty good.
>>734504128>Maru>falcon>caca>digitan>oguri>el>hishiama>mutations
>>734504067The digiGOAT nation is planning on sending an operation on a scale no one has ever seen, it will be like d day storming the falco beaches.
>>734503331
>>734503795Oh shit
>My El gets me all of my wins but 1 yesterday>Only wins twice today while my Digitan with a win rate of 0% gets me 9 of my 11 wins today
>>734504151Next stakes are only for 16 runners since that's all the track allows, so the same as the Arima, you'll have to be even faster than usual so be prepared
>>734504191Why does her color palette make me hungry....
>>734504280>RNG gambling game is random
>>734504213it's interesting how the /v/ictory stakes almost comes down to a sort of vote system. It's really interesting. The more the masses favor a particular uma to win, that increases their actual chances of becoming queen.
>>734504204This is Urara slander.
>>734504191>sticks her ass out after the animationnewmas are too slutty
>>734504289>you'll have to be even faster than usual>tfw barely get in at 17/18
>>734503973My 50% WR Taiki didn't get Speed Star, though she did get Head On and double S. I think you're overestimating just how good it needs to be unless you've already got something better
Post something nice bros, today like usual went well. But tomorrow like usual, round 2 will humble some people.
>>734504290She looks like a cookie
>>734504331I haven't seen one win yet other then some of the monsters shown in this thread. I wish I had NYHaru
I rebuilt my late with Keen Eye and not only is she winning more, I am visibly seeing my front pass other fronts when it goes into affect. This ability is kinda sweet.
>>734504324
>>734504373Cygenerous is giving us 1500 carats tomorrow.
>>734504346SHE ONLY (insert highschooler age)!
My third ace hasn't done SHIT (the other two are doing fine, 45% and 40% i think) should I even bother remaking her if I'm still comfortably winning?
>>734504434You mother fuckers are gonna make me rewatch LotGH for a 4th time
>>734504484Is it possible that she's setting up your other aces to win?
>>734504419Yup, keen eye is only good if you're running a front. It's largely useless otherwise.
>>734504575I appreciate that tip from the other thread. I know you said it was niche, but it really seems to be working. The front didn't really need the help but...we've only lost once out of 13 games so far? Don't wanna jinx it, but more consistent today.
A marathon thread died for this.A re9 thread died for this.
>>734504575I lucked into Opening Gambit on my Oguri which is nice to help Falco secure the lead
>>734504620You? I didn't say anything, you're probably confusing me. I'm just repeating what I've heard from testing in these threads.
>>734504632kek, good! only about 30 to go!
>>734504667Ah whatever, there was a guy who said something similar in a previous thread when Keen Eye was brought up. It was a helpful comment is all, I might not have tried it otherwise. There were some anons in the past talking about it but it seems a little underrated
>>734504632>A re9 thread died for this.I like RE threads when they aren't ceaseless shitposting
>>734504632Not nearly enough
Suzukas have no place in this CM.
>>734504743There was the one schizo whining and shitposting in every thread that anons were having game discussion over sherry marrying Leon
>>734504839I've been pretty surprised at how many I've seen, I haven't been afraid of any but I know they can be really good
>>734504191she races without da puppet?
>>734504870She stores the pupper in her butt of course.
>>734504864One of my few losses yesterday was against a dirtzuka. I checked the stats and it was nothing special really, standard Runaway. Just barely couldn't pass her before she got angling off, but she seemed strong from that game
>>734504962Dirt A I assume?
>>734504962Unrestrained + a large distance + Angling + plancha will do that, if a dirt suzuka has A its tough to beat her.
>>734499880shut up anime posting brownoid faggot
my stakes prediction is that oy neigh's danchou will bring suzuka, boost the front runners enabling a rabbit tactic, and then making them invincible
>>734505040pagpag
>>734504365She loses to my other Taiki in the Umalator who is bad for other reasons such as absolute dogshit Wit and Kitasan was being a dumb bitch and didn't finish her chain.
>>734504632No one likes woke games
>>734505049And then digiGOAT steals the win
>>734505030Yeppers>>734505034I don't have Unrestrained, but I did grab Final Push and it when it goes off right when Angling and then Plancha, man it's nice. Fronts in general are busted this time around. Very curious to see what Round 2 will be like
>>734505034I've seen like 4 or 5 and they all died before the end of even the final corner, much less the straight. I recall checking one and seeing it even had Dirt S but just got murdered by my Falco and then the rest of the pack.
>>734504191>LateThat reminds me: are any of the unreleased JP umas end closers? I'm curious which ones I might end up being interested in rolling for someday
>>734505084Is this a slept game?
>>734504870She might lose it during the race
>>734505109How so? Unopposed a runaway shouldn't gas out that easy
>>734505108Round 2 like virgo is gonna be front hell and every pacer is gonna be in position 6
>>734505136https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html if you want to see the lower tier ones as well
>>734505152
>>734505232Thank the Goddesses I'm not running in pacekeks this time
>>734505253Oh I think he meant the newmas, like rulership.
>>734505253For me, it's Shin-unzu
>>734505253>CurioguriNew nickname for XOguri/HOguri/Clausguri/COguri just dropped.
>>734505253>commander Spe on the same tier as Coguridamn, I thought her kit was pretty mediocre at first glance
>>734505253>Valentine's Taiki SS tierneat
>>734505079I mean, they're still pretty solid and mine could be much better if it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't start working on her until the FM banner rerun>>734505178Wasn't gassed so much as caught by the pack or even just my Front and then had no chance.
>call her nothing but a dummy all day yesterday>she opens her gates to me on today's free rollWhat did Jordan mean by this?
>>734505137Yes, retard
>>734505404She is really really good... if it's the Arima Kinen specifically
>>734505473She only wants your dick
>>734505462Yours has a significantly better winrate than mine so I would not call my Taiki solid.
How much of CG is there left to adapt? Which series is going to get the next anime or film treatment?
>>734505473Jordan has low self-esteem
>>734499786
>>734505473Also this lowkey pisses me off because I wanted to wait for the gyaruma banner to roll for all of them.Fuck you, Jordan.
>>734505537Mine has such a high winrate because I've only got like 15% WR on the rest of the team, though if Taiki wasn't winning, my Falco keeps sniping second place pretty regularly.
>>734505589>complaining about luckYou might be dumb like Jordan
>>734505317Yeah, that's what I meant. I'm curious whether any of the currently non-playable umas are likely to be end closers when they eventually release in JP, based on either in-game info or their IRL careersProbably could've worded my original post better but oh well
Why am I seeing A+ umas here 2-3 CMs have been ALL s lobbies/teams.
>>734505625Yeah, you're right. Maybe it was meant to be.
>>734505564>How much of CG is there left to adapt?A lot
Why does Diamond have a bunch of front/pace friendly skills when she's A late and some late skills?
>>7345057131st year design.
>>734505253>wedding Sweep B tier>normal Sweep fucking D tierFUCK
>>734505405Danchou is so lucky
>>734505814>He is unable to make his wife win
>>734505713>front runner: GI'm convinced some of you anons are running a PR hit campaign against Dia
>>734505894No one actually wife's up sweepy.
>>734505253>Taishin EPotential uma in shambles
>>734505917I saw she had A late and I like lates but her skills don't make sense for a late unless they have deceptively friendly triggers like Maru's, Spe's, and Opera O's do.
>>734505949I do though
>>734505253>Taiki in all tiersMIGHTIEST
Sorry danchode. No careers since my aces are doing very well.
>>734506071she gets her back blown out by the actual greatest miler to ever grace japan Gran Alegria THOUGH
>>734505253>regular taiki still s tierDid jp ever get those taiki buffs?
>>734505949NTA but I might actually consider it once she releases. Will have to see what her career mode is like
>>734506132LUV MY SLUTTY GOAT.
Why is Taiki such a solid uma?
>>734506132Never heard of him.
>>734505253>his fave doesn't have a permit for hall S
>>734506208America
>>734506185Now post her shoes
>>734506208Shes hyper specialized for miles and shooting is just a great and versatile skill for pacers.
>>734506225Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here in these SS halls.
>>734506165Explain the appeal beyond correction, she's flat and has no ass.
>>734506225I almost always end up playing low tiers in fighting games, I would never expect my favorites to be top tier in any game because why would anything good ever happen to me?
>>734506185>hiding the shoes
I'm a...dirter?
>>734505253>orf is still god tiershe cant' keep getting away with it
>>734506185I wonder what her shoes look like
>>734505917Her season suck. She deserve it.
>>734506368There is honor in maining low tiers.
>>734506367you just explained the appeal bro, but apparently she's also pretty possessive of (You), and little girl with a big ass hat is the best design archetype ever conceived
I want to get peoples genuine opinion: do you really, actually dislike Gran Alegria's shoes?
>>734506367Believe it or not she's got bigger tits than Suzuka and McQueen
>>734506497no there's not people only do it to use it as an excuse when they lose
>>734501048I love this one
>>734506584Well yeah who actually likes them? they're very offputting and stick out like a sore thumb. It clashes with the rest of her outfit. It's like Vodkas horrible christmas boots
>>734506584Yes and no. They're obviously ugly but I don't really care, I just think it's funny to meme on them.
Shakur is cute!
>>734501254What shade of brown?
>>734506584Nope I love everything about Gran
>>734506367She made a surprisingly good impression on me in her card events and the summer event. The contrast of her being a stubborn little shit who also goes out of her way to try and help people is cuteAlso she's a chuuni witch girl with a big hat so I'm automatically interested
>>7345066914chan Shakur
>>734506584They're an easy target but I quite like how stupid they are.
>>734506719I like her and Rob's dynamic.
>>734506701I know nothing about her but I hate her just based on this webm alone
>>734506743If shakur was that stacked in game i would roll for her
>>734506759>>734506643>I just think it's funny to meme on them.>i like how stupid they areI got the same impression, since her shoes is like the only thing people mention when it cones to Gran, but just wanted to know what people really think>>734506635I kinda do. Not in a "wow, these are some nice shoes" way, but like "kek, nice one". >>734506701>everythingTell me about her personality btw
Gran is the second 4chan uma. Simple as
>>734506851Who's the first?
>>734506845For me the shoes aren't a dealbreaker. I guess it gives her that kind of Kingdom Hearts vibe you know? If her character is cool, I will look past it
>>7345068874chan Shakur
>>734506691I love that outfit.
>>734506887Why Tokai Teio of course
>>7345068874ine Mochan
>>734506584They do look weird but I don't care because she's hot as fuck. I will roll her in 3 years and I will enjoy her exposed tummy.
>>734506887Fine motion
>>734506840Not every Uma needs to be stacked.
>>734506497I just get locked into a mentality where I find something I like, I want to dedicate myself to playing that option. Then I find out nope, you picked the option that makes your life harder for you. But I can't be satisfied just picking something that's good, I have to connect to whatever I'm playing.
>>734506887Narita Taishin
>>734506697Presumably hispanic,
>>734506923My Chemical DRIP
somebody fucking died
>>734507082SIRENCE SUZUKA BROKEN HER LEG
>>734507082It was a Haru right? It's always a Haru.
esl hours...
>>734507082Probably someone with G dirt aptitude. I saw one like that earlier. They're REALLY not sending their best for round 1
>>734507082
>>734507082I saw this happen with a fantasy grass
>>734507147We're going to send them all back
>>734507202KEK
>>734507183I wanna train Fantasy Grass for the upcoming longslop
>>734506951>t.tranny
>>734507202To Kentucky? Can we send Grass back too?
>>734507413We love planks here!
>>734507413Signing your own posts is a bit old fashioned, don't you think?
>>734507452Flat is injustice
>>734506845>Tell me about her personality btwShe's the queen of the mile and is obsessed with the entire concept of miles. Miles is written on her shirt, her greeting is "Ohamile", and if it isn't a mile she gets upset. She's super energetic and does a lot of flips and cartwheels in her animations. She's very cool, and was one of the few that defeated Almond Eye in a race
>>734507517Do you really think someone like Sweep or Taishin need huge tits?
>>734507531But is she actually good in game in mile races?
>>734507575Maybe not them but oppai loli can work, see marvy.
>>734507620>>734505253
>>734507447back to dah/BEE/
>>734506635Vodka's at least have a reason in that they're snowboard boots which ties into her ult animation for the skin, but they do look dumb on the racetrack. Gran's look like something out of Marathon in the worst kinds of ways and doesn't even match up with her outfit
this place would LITTERALLY be a parking lot if haru didn't exist
>>734507656Oh, a strong end closer. That's neat.
>>734506584i like how owners have final say and they approved her having giant fucking crocs
>>734507696The Bay Area would be okay with bringing back the Golden Fields now that Uma Musume exists, right?
>>734507575Yes
>>734506845She's very active and bouncy and overall happy and positive girl. Her whole thing is being obsessed with miles; she lives by her own code called MiRules that pretty much dictate her whole life, she calculates everything in miles, she measures everything in miles, she quantifies everything in miles, if it's not a mile she get sad or mad, she loves to collect air miles, etc. Her goal is to become the undisputed queen of miles, which puts her in direct competition with Taiki. She's also subtly aggressive, about the same or even more that Dia but masks it behind her MiRules shtick so you don't really expect or notice her rubbing off on you until it's too late and you're now signing up for an air miles yourself just to share in something with her. Also her racewear is hot as fuck and she's also very good meta wise.
>>734507783I'd go there if they opened back up.
>No new events until MANT launchesBut I wanna play bingo...
>>734507807What went wrong in her life for her to become so obssessed with miles.
>>734507806How do you feel about Special Week?
>>734507868What is there to even do over the next week? Training parents before MANT seems silly.
>>734507913Smaller and more modest.
>>734507807So she's the most dangerous uma to share a plane ride with, how are you going to avoid joining the mile high club with her?
>>734507914>Making parents is pointless due to MANT>Making aces for the next CM is pointless due to MANT>Working on Team Trial umas is pointless due to MANTLiterally jack shit to do but grind fans and really who needs those?
>>734507914For me it's the great sash grind so I can max the last two girls + stock up for Flower
>>734507990Introduce the metric system to her to instantly render her comatose.
when is makweens REAL best friend
>>734507913Need bigger tits
>>734507914Try and make better aces, make a Mile/Long parent for springboarding into MANT better by allowing you to run your Umas who don't can't do those naturally.
>>734508078Finally! someone needed to say it. Don't wanna be "that guy" but it wouldnt hurt if she was a pinch sluttier either
>>734508075They can't add Double Sunday until we get the real America scenario
>>734508075>those clothesbut that's not why Cafe looks like Sunday Silence, it's the jet black hair and slender build. Her outfit is a reference to her trainer, so it makes no sense for Sunday Silence to dress like Cafe
>everyone doomposting about MANT and how it works since day one>nobody has talked about how Grandlive works yet at all even though it's in 4 months
>>734507696I want an uma movie adapting the Haru Urara boom.She brought hope to a lot of people during a period of nationwide anxiety and uncertainty, and more or less singlehandedly saved Kochi Racecourse in the process.
>All the first rates are at 80-90% win rates>Meanwhile, this is the first CM where I end round 1 with a lower than 50%I know this is my fault for burning out with unity, but fuck it hurt
>>734508307Better a 30 minute episode instead
>>734508287It would be foolish to get fixated on the next battle when we have a hell of a mountain to climb in front of us. It's all hands on deck for Trackblazer.
>>734507904It's the fate she must endure when her irl counterpart is considered to be one of the best japanese milers of all time.
>>734508287I don't want to think about Grand Live for my own sake
>>734508332You can't sweat em all. Take it easy
YEAH
>>734508332I don't have fronts so I can't get 80-90% anyways, I'm not even gonna worry. It's just dirt anyways.
>>734508395>AdranDrop her
/thirdrate/bros, let's chat>what are you struggling with>what are you frustrated with>what are you happy with>what are you hopeful about
>>734508307there's an old jap movie already
>>734508287Unity again but more fun and with more RNG also with light hello sex and new cool cards, I look forward to it.
>>734508395AsterCHAD spotted
>>734499786what is her mouth supposed to be
>>734508395Good work anon. I got a couple wins with her today, feels good
>>734506887Transcend, only redditors refute this. After her comes Finemo
>>734508460She gives good heads
>>734508460Had too much ramen, now she's foaming.
STOP GOING OUTSIDE ON THE FINAL CORNER YOU HAVE THE INSIDE FUAAARK
>>734508515this answer does not make sense
Wrong board, go to >>>/vmg/ or >>>/mlp/ with your horseshit
>>734508501are transcenderpers really this delusional
>>734508460Milk 'stache
>>734508565Haha, so much this. Take my updoot!
>>734507531>>734507807You know what, at first i considered pulling becuase shes hot and her shoes are funny, but youve actually convinced me to stash a spark for her.
>>734508556Cope
>>734508420N-Natie sama...*sniffle*...I was so close...so close to a 100% win rate but I LOST TO A FALCONNN UWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>734508623ywnbatr
>>734508623ywnbkb
>>734508420>struggling/frusturatedDigitan is my favorite uma and she's been super underpreforming for me in CM, like 2 wins total.It makes me sad.
>>734508420I feel like im below thrist rate for the sole reason that i gave up. Completely and entirely. Tru 3rd raters will make it some time, i fell down to a group that doesnt even get an origami trophy. It Is Over
LET'S ENJOY!!!!!
>>734508420By all metrics I am a third rate bro (kitasan newfag, no plats) but I've been doing really well this CM, its kinda let to a sort of paralysis, I'm afraid im gonna get fucked in the ass later and my good results will be for nothing. I have hope but now that it's time to step up im afraid.
>>734508674>you will never be a top road
I will not fall for the mileslop propaganda.
>>734508420finding a jobNot being able to get a girlfriendNothingNothing
>>734508741Round 2 will always be humbling, but all you need is a ticket to finals.
>>734508420Everything and nothing
>>734508741>I have hope but now that it's time to step up im afraid.Head back to the mines to alleviate your worries. You have time to make them stronger
>>734508782Yeah, it's rough. It is what it is.
>>734508775if hayahide wasn't in the game she would be the BIG HEAD uma
>>734508794If I never see you in a practice room I just assume you're third rate by default.
>>734508794>won a room, podiumed several times about a week before CMs>23% win rate combinedSome shit is just unsalvageable
>>734508420>what are you struggling withAptitude RNG never seems to hit on the runs where the rest of my build is any good, particularly skills. This is the only explanation I can think of as to why even my supposed "highroll" umas always do horribly in the actual CM>what are you frustrated withI put more effort than usual into this CM, but my winrate is the lowest it's ever been and I know it can only get worse in round 2.>what are you happy withUnity Cup will be over soon and I'll never have to deal with blueball RNG ever again.>what are you hopeful aboutSome umas I want are coming up in the next couple months, I guess?Don't feel like I have anything else to be hopeful about right now; everyone claims it's totally super easy to make winning umas in MANT, but I'm sure I'll somehow find a way to be incompetent at it and lose every MANT CM too.
>>734508782Career mode is right there AND you get a gf by the end of it. Kill two birds with one stone
>>734508623>third rate>almost 100% w/r
the previous longslops prevented me from having a plat streak but I just know this one is gonna be different with Kita on the horizon. I just know it will be.
>>734508991That's the jokeIn Season 3 Nice Nature becomes Kitasan's mentor despite Kitasan winning all of her races and Natie being a jobber. Natie doesnt understand why this position has been thrust upon her, but does her best anyway.
>>734509010Its much easier to hit stam requirements in mant
I must confess that I fap to ai erp of helios getting dressed up as a slutty vampire like in that card and then getting fucked by other men on a halloween party
>>734509053Everyone skipped season 3 and went straight to the cinderellaKINO
>>734509053oh yeah S3 was a thing
>>734509108>>734509142Holy SECONDARYstop falling for every gaslight and watch the damn show!
!
>>734509172I did and it's dogshit
>>734509102
>No matefuckers in any of my racesSeems like they were all lukewarm fans in the end, I guess.
>i share the threads with """"people"""" who actually disliked S3
>>734509102Those other men? All me.
>>734509325>anon knows how to clone himself/v/ma keeps becoming stonger...
>>734509102Digitan would probably do this but she would feel a bit ashamed afterwards, you know?
>didn't get into group Aits so over
>>734509443Holy shit, what a fucking loser! How can you be so bad at the game!? Like shouldn't you just be benched as a trainer? You should consider just posting your waifu in /vg/ and vague posting about made up progress you've made.
>>734509316Mostly because S2 was very peak kino that S3 is bland in comparison. Doesn't help that Kitasan's character is as bland as a Love Live S2 onwards MC
>>734508782I don't remember posting this
I fucking knew it. Tazuna wants to bring back the Roman Empire!
>>734509534You forgot your rice villain pic
>>734509748>we will never have chariot races
>>734509534why you gotta be so mean
Reminder
>>734509842/v/mapyoicels are ruthless people
>>734509846Fraud du nord got so incredibly mindbroken by this it's not even funny
>>734509846Anon you can't remind me something I don't know
>>734509846Cant wait for this year derby
>>734509874>he wasn't here for one of the greatest /v/ma threads everI pity you
>>734509846SURELY this year for sure
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think about him?
>>734510017fr*nch
>>734509846Do they have to do any special training to make the horses run over the giant numbers?
>>734510089They teach them magic, like what Sweep can do.
>>734510017I like his commercialshttps://youtu.be/tGABWkbRT84
>>734509316It's just not that good>Underutilization of its cast, so many of the girls are just there for the sake of being there and don't contribute to anything, lack of Spica/SpicaT involvement in general>Just overall weird interpretations of characters (Cheval's lesbian angst, Sounds of Ass with the fake violin, Duramente in general)>Kitasan's defeats and frustrations don't nearly hit a hard when she's still dominating G1s and is still a 7 crown winner>On top of that, venting to a girl who hasn't even one a single G1 just looks really bad>"Past her prime" plot later on when the real horse literally wins the fucking next G1 race so why even try that angle?>Dia's b plot is fine but could've been expanded on some more, the jinx was wrapped up pretty quickly and they could've done more with her flop of a L'arc run
>>734510146>there's a whole battalion of robo-frogs waiting to dominate the JRA for the next century
>>734509316I watched S1 and 2 then skipped straight to Road to the Top and Birth of a New Era and haven't watched S3 or any of Cinderella Gray yet.
>>734510208Don't forget the forced confession by Cheval Grand
>>734510284Come back in 4 hours
>>734510146I'M FUCKING SCARED
>>734510224I can't wait for her to suffer next season!
I like S1...
>>734510354Tama would not say this
>Was playing RE8 while it was storming in my area>Doing the house beneviento section for the first time>Comfy but shitting bricks>Lights go out>Now in pure darkness, paranoid, and have nothing to do but do my dailiesSomeone tell me whats the happiest most distracting and cutest career NOW.
Fuck's sake, I never make it to these threads in time. Anyway, my Front Xoguri isn't really pulling her weight. Was thinking I might just try and build a simple late version going forward. Anything I should know? I assume A Small Breather should work to proc her unqiue?
>>734510417Manhattan Cafe
>>734510417Mihono Barbin
>>734510417Manhattan cafe.
>>734501254I'm finally home after an unexpected detour and now I can finally post a reaction image.
>>734510417Your little sister Rice Shower of course
>>734510474I... I like Vodka
>>734510424If you're gonna make a late oguri just use the base one.
>>734510417Sounds like the perfect time for a Cafe run.
>>734510474KWABOTC
>>734510474i'm sexually attracted to Vodka's stomach
>>734510531
>>734510424>A Small Breather should workyes it should work
Too many fronts, pace fails. Too many pace, late fails. How do I win this CM....
>>734509945i never really vibed with keiba threads or club /sp/bantz posting
>>734510417>Doing the house beneviento section for the first timeLol, Lmao. Get fucked. Play a cafe career.
>3-2>2-3>5-0>2-3>total 24/40Very concerning for round 1.
>>734502519I really liked the pep talk/race she had with Pokke. She's the perfect senpai imo.
>>734510680but the bantz was the best part...
>utterly mogged by a Bourbon that had B in dirtWTF?
>>734510775Power hardly matters for fronts
>>734510775Dirt in B is only losing 2/3 of your plancha. You can still win with that.
>>734510474Not sexy
>>734510719You never know, winrate could go up in round 2. That happened for me last CM.
>>734510474She's so fucking sexy, I want to lick the sweat off her abs and make out with her
>>734510809I didnt watch RTTT, the only things i know about NTR is that one chill anon likes her, and that people make jokes about her name. Anyone whitepill me on Top Road?
>>734510474wat an ugly mare
>>734510982Its kinda boring
>>734510982She's trying her best!
>>734510982>accidentally repliedFuck my retarded fat chud fingers
>>734510982RTTT is pretty much unwatchable after being spoiled by BoaNE
>>734511046TeioBUHI....
Back to the fucking mines.
>>734511072It's crazy to me how much money a gacha company puts into quality production
>>734511123Ugly boy
>>734509316S3 is utterly mediocre. Easily the worst anime media they've made for umamusume. Even S1, which was a prototype still feeling out what it wanted to be, was better. They just mischaracterize Kitasan and give her a terrible arc. A shame, because she could've been a fantastic antagonist for an actually compelling protag.
>>734511123No, I don't think I will
>>734511007>>734511072I was askign about the character, but whats that about RTTT?>spoiled by BoaNEWhat exactly is the spoiler info? that opera is strong? or that pokke wins the jp cup?
>>734511072and BoaNE is pretty much unwatchable after being spoiled by CinGrey
>>734511123I'm calling in sick
>>734511123I'm in the mines, but not the Ryan mines. I'm in the combo mines.
>>734511176I really like the IRL horse.
>>734511187why do horses look silly if it isn't a full side view
>>734511123Fuck me I'm still in the dirt mines
>>734510982Literally the only anime protag who wasn't a destined victor of multiple prestigious G1s. She's Potential Uma, and keeps getting victory snatched away from her, even when she's got the advantage. But she keeps a positive attitude for the most part and she's someone the audience can really root for. She's probably my favorite of the anime protags because she's such an underdog.
>>734511245Because they are silly creatures
>>734511275longslop mines don't exist until MANTBack to the mines to refine your dirters
>>734510982I haven't watch it yet myself too but I'm assuming it's good since one of my friend seems to really love Ayabe to the point of making her 5*
>>734511298nuhuh
>>734510982>>734511321Go watch Road to the Top it's only the length of a movie. It's good
>>734511394yeahuh
>>734511412Its also on YouTube https://youtu.be/pjPXzJedwiA
>>734511123As you command my queen!
>>734511475The movie version has extra scenes apparently.
>>734511478Where did you get this picture of me?
last for Ryan?
>>734511193Spoiled by the production value and superior cast, not so much the story.
ruined
>>734511567We're still like 7th in line to get bumped off. /v/ is fucking dead
I finally lucked into getting to see all of the speed Fuku's events and it made me sad
>>734510474wat a sexy mare
>tfw Mejiro dober wont choke you out in some shed behind the academy>tfw She'll never tell you about how even a weak uma is still stronger than a human male, whily bouncing on your dixm as you black out>tfw youll never have the most mindblowing and frightening asphyxiatied coom of your life
>>734511656The entire site is fucking dead. Threads surviving multiple days never happened back in the day.
Have you ever experience a moment where every career you do will fail and explode for no reason? It's happening to me right now so I ain't touching the game for the next 12 hours.
>>734511656Not enough marathon RE and twitter screencap threads
>>734511680>Skip>Skip>Skip>Get pregnant>Get pregnant>Get pregnant>+77 skill points
