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Poker night in the inventory 2026
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Reddit Friends
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Who be the dealer?
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>>734536013
the guy from disco elysium, yes the entire guy and he's switching between all of his personalities
alternatively
melania trump from the hit film "melania"
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Am I too old for gaming if I only recognize sam in that pic?
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>>734537010
yes
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>>734537010
Two on the left aren't game characters anyway
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>>734535958
Replace Robert with Flambae
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>>734537580
jax is literally in a video game
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>>734537580
Neither was Strongbad or the guy from penny arcade
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>>734535958
>Tranmazing Tragital Circanny
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>>734535958
HOLY REDDIT
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>>734535958
videogames characters ONLY.
Postal dude
Luna from dota 2
kasane teto porject diva (cant put miku because she is a minor)
akiyama from yakuza
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>>734535958
Is this a gag? I have no idea who those guys are aside from Max's husband.
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>Smiling Friends
AHHHH LOUD RANDON SCREAMING
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>>734535958
>unfunny melodrama series by a literal tranny
>unfunny safedgy show made by "oldguard" youtuber animator
>honestly i was trying to write anything about tgis one but literally just a [buzzword] game
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>>734536013
Experiment 1006
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>>734537695
Both Strong Bad and Penny Arcade had games in 2008
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>>734537948
Hawk Tuah man!
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>>734538361
https://gamejay2112.itch.io/mousequest-2
https://yaman-studios.itch.io/the-amazing-digital-circus-lost-demo
yeah okay
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>>734538361
Ash from Evil Dead
>inb4 shovelware
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>>734537729
Ragatha sexo
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>>734535958
Smiling friends won’t be looked on fondly. Season 3 especially was not good. I marathoned the whole series a few weeks ago and only got a few chuckles at most
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Replace jax with someone else and I'd play it
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>>734535958
That Max is too skinny
I mean Sam
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>>734538361
The Venture Bros. didn't have a video game when Brock Samson was added to Poker Night 2. It's not a requirement.
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I think a character from the OG Adult Swim series deserves a chance, the rest of the cast is dead and Brak's voice actor needs the money
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>>734535958
>two non video game characters and a visual novel tier character
>Sam again
what a shit
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>>734535958
this would be perfectly based, and yes, that INCLUDES jax having his paws on the table
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it would be fun to add a deadlock character, a lot of personalities in that game
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>>734538041
>youtuber
The fact you didn’t say NewGrounds is proof you need to shut the fuck up
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>not a single valve character
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>>734535958
Sam was already in Poker Night 2
have it be That Urban fellow from the Walking Dead games. After he dies this is where he goes.
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>>734535958
>max again
change him for snake plissken
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>>734535958
I only recognize Sam. /v/ is horrible at making rosters .
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>>734540351
>/v/ is horrible at making rosters
I like how you people never bother giving your own suggestions while being critical. This isn't a "you can't criticize a game if you can't make anything better" argument, because picking four appropriate characters for a poker game requires no real effort, and yet you people are too afraid to give your suggestions.
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>>734537869
>Luna from Dota 2
ahahaha WHAT
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>>734537685
What video game?
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>>734540506
I've seen hundreds of /v/ list for the third game, and they all suck. I have no idea what is this site's obsession with characters nobody cares or know about.

Try using video games characters next time you brain-fried tiktok golem.
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>>734537869
>dota 2
that shit has characters?
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>>734540751
The first two games had non-vidya characters in them, there's no reason to believe a potential third game wouldn't as well. Your autism tantrum isn't going to change anything.
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>>734540819
The first game had all characters being related to video games somehow. The sequel is shit so it doesn't matter. Pure cancer.
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Here’s who I think they’d do
>charlie(smiling friends)
>ivy(deadlock)
>ted(ted)
>sonar(dispatch)
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Adam Jensen
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Gwimbly
The Warden
Dealer: Morshu (all his lines are sentence-mixed)
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>>734535958
>/r/masterslop gamers pay real money to play poker against ai
lol
lmao even
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>w40k Space Marine
>Garlic dude from Vampire Survivors
>Duke Nukem
>Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus

Dealer is G-man
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>Sam at the table again
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>>734535958
I don't hate Smiling Friends, but I'd be kinda pissed if we got Charlie or the others over someone like Carl or Xavier. I would ask for Space Ghost or Brak, but well one is dead and the other may as well be dead being stuck working for Amazon.
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>>734540564
scared, mogrel?
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>>734537869
>cant put miku because she is a minor
Just do what strip poker night at the inventory does and throw in a single line implying having aged.
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>>734540940
ted is genuine cringe, extremely based otherwise
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>>734541742
Or better yet, ignore her age and never mention it because she's not real and thus she doesn't age.
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>>734540940
Ted would've been a godly pick if PN3 were made pre-Covid
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>>734535958
more like reddit night at the foldsville convention
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We missed our chance to have Space Ghost in PNATI and that makes me sad
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>>734541578
Thinking about it, I think I’d rather mr boss be the dealer and have one of the optional stages be inside the smiling friends building with the other smiling friends in the background
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>>734540940
Horrible roster. Never post again.
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>>734537869
Autism post. Jesus Christ kek
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>>734541843
Croker is gone too, so no Zorak or Moltar.
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>>734542001
Fuck man. Life's too fucking short.
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They always feature a volvo character so who should that be?
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>>734542181
Rem! He can be the dealer.
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>>734535958
ngl im bummed we will never get resolution to charlie being dickish to his girlfriend or the crew isolating Pim outside work
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The Stanley parable narrator is the dealer
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>>734542443
Why what happened?
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>>734542443
there's technically two more episodes so who knows, but we have titles for them and neither seems like it is trying to resolve anything
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>>734542254
I like my pillow
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>>734542472
"The player will fold this round."
"The player decided to raise. This was not the correct move, and they knew it perfectly well. Perhaps the player is trying to bluff."
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>>734542559
Creators decided to pussy out and cancel the series after Season 3 because they're afraid of becoming a zombie show.

Translation: they're out of ideas so they're quitting like a bunch of faggots
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>>734542717
Hawk tuah man!
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>>734542717
Who cares, season 3 was mostly bad anyway. I don't need more of this show if the only thing it amounts to is anonymous retards bitching about it on 4chan.
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>>734542559
They heard about the Paramount buyout ahead of time. Zach has worked with Nickelodeon before, and it didn't go well because he never did it again.
They're pulling back from Smiling Friends to take a break from having their hands in every part of the creative process and leaving the show where it is before Paramount has the ability to change the deal and force Season 4 and 5 to be about selling merchandise.
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>>734542717
Why do you want to risk anything becoming a zombie show? I get if this was 26 years ago and the only two IPs that were whore out were Simpsons and Star Wars but we are in a world now where everything just won't be put to rest so all this enterment is just endless cancer of bad ideas forced on to reconcilable properties making some of the worse things in media ever made.

Wouldn't the faggot be the one that just endlessly takes the cock and has no standards?
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>>734536490
Does Officer DuBois have an actual voice? I picture the Reptilian Brain voice since that's the voice he sang kareoke with.
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>>734543173
I would agree with you if they didn't announce that seasons 4 and 5 got green lit.
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>>734535995
Fpbp
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here's my autistic shitty ms paint proposal.
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>>734543493
So what? You're unhappy they caught themselves in time? Are you just wanting to be mad they didn't make god awful slop?

Is your life so empty that a lack of new cartoons actually leaves a hole in yourself?
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Do you know the etymology of the word "flop"
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>>734543670
banned in china.png
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>>734543708
I know the etymology of the word "bald"
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>>734543670
I approve if only because you included Greg
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Chkdsk
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>>734543670
Grim would be extremely happy to be separated from Billy and Mandy. But he'd also have some stupid backstory reason to hate poker, and ultimately, Mandy would have forced him into the tournament because she wants the other characters' buy-ins.
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>>734535958
this is reddit
this is memes
this is reddit
this is memes
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>>734542443
the only episode of Smiling Friends I really liked was the first one.
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Coach (L4D2)
Invisigal (Dispatch)
Master Shake (ATHF)
Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul)
The Dealer : T.O.M. (Toonami)
Sneed it, Feed it, Seed it, or Chuck it /v/.
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>>734544059
>Greg got kicked out for swearing too much and got replaced by Manny.
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>>734543708
This guy is such an pseudo-intellectual degenerate tool. A total midwit. He's Brian Griffin made men. Pathetic zoophile loser.
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>>734544317
There was one, ONE, adult swim character in 2 and everypony now thinks its mandatory to put one in. Fucking autistic thought process.
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>>734544338
fucking kek
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>>734544405
Adult Swim is pure quirk chungus cancer, too.
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>>734544450
How old are you?
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>>734544360
This is like drawing nine fucking mana in a row. Anybody?
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>>734544478
Older than you. Adult Swim has always been bottom of the barrel "ironic" humor.
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>>734544237
>Activating the Grimsvill board just had Billy and Mandy constantly pestering Grim for the whole tournament
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>>734544543
You clearly haven't watched Moral Orel. You've probably never even heard of it.
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>>734544689
why would i watch christian propaganda slop
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>>734544484
Nobody has ever drawn 9 fucking mana in a row because at that point the game is already over. He's even a poser.
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>>734538869
I second this
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>>734544689
Oh wow looks soo intere zzzzzzzz
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I find bald to be funny some times.

>This is why Gabe and I play Starcraft on easy.
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>>734544729
Just as expected, you've never watched it and don't even know what it's about.
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>Pim from Smiling friends as the Adult Swim representative
>Infernus from Deadlock as the Valve representative
>Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us as the Telltale representative
>insert current popular online videogame comic/webseries here as said representative
I also want Gman as the dealer but that would make two Valve reps in the game.
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>>734544812
HAHAHAHAHA CHILDREN TOYS WITH ADULT GUNS! AND THEY SMOKE AND SWEAR TOO! SO ADULT HAHAHAHAHA (sarcasm).
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>>734543670
I like this
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>>734544920
Media literacy really is dead, damn
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>>734544360
Poker Night was released at the peak of Penny Arcade's edginess. The Dickwolves comic had been published only a few months prior, and they were still taking a hardline stance in defending it at the time, even selling Team Dickwolves merchandise.
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>>734544960
>I'm sooo intellectual I watch toys acting like adults sooo... intellectual!
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>>734544960
>What if Mario's shroom was drugs?
That's the humor you defend.
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>>734543670
>>734544338
>GHS Death
>G̶r̶e̶g̶g Manny
>Grim
>Discworld Death

Which Death would be the dealer?
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>>734544970
>>734544861
I don't even know which non-controversial webcomics are popular anymore except that shitty elf comic, but at least penny arcade is about video games
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>>734537869
>>Postal dude
Not too unlikely, but he's from a too violent and anti normalfag pov game. Has a real chance at least.
>>Luna from dota 2
>MOBA shit.
I'm a (former) LoL fag (game's been shit since at least season 5) and there's no chance in hell a character from this dogshit genre is getting in.
>kasane teto porject diva (cant put miku because she is a minor)
No way they put a vocaloid/utaloid in.
>akiyama from yakuza
Like it or not, Yakuza is too niche and that MC isn't popular enough to overshadow Kiryu to get in even if they would consider putting a character in.
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>>734537869
>Luna from dota 2
But will put her moons on my face if I win?
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rare zombie simps w
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>>734544861
Ronnie from Whomp! could be fun. But I get the feeling that people who aren't familiar with the comic wouldn't like the cringe comedy of a fat, balding, aging loser weeb.
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>>734544317
>female characters
>at all
FUCK OFF
The rest is good
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>>734545297
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>>734535958
Sam was in 2. Replace him with someone else from Sam and Max. Maybe Bosco.
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>>734537010
idk I'm 23 and outside of Sam I only recognize Charlie. The yellow one who' one of the main characters from the new(ish) Adult Swim show Smiling friends.
I have no clue who the human is supposed to be
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>>734538372
Mmmm... boy...
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I've posted this before and I'll post it again
>Veronica Lodge (Archie comics)
>Sam and/or Max
>The Angry Video Game Nerd
>Larry Laffer (Leisure Suit Larry)
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>>734546946
One of these days maybe I'll try to draw that so I can get some people to read it.
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the Inventory requires a S&M rep btw
I propose pic related for that slot.
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>>734546738
The rabbit is Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus and the human is Robert, the protagonist from Dispatch.
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>>734547092
Eh only if they used his original voice actor
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>>734543670
Where's Grim Fandango?
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Master Shake (ATHF)
Coach (L4D2)
Pseudo (Clash, Artifacts of Chaos)
Death (Darksiders 2)

I wish the dealer would be the dealer from Buckshot roulette but he doesn't talk, so Lee from the Walking Dead.

>Master Shake constantly insults how Pseudo looks, makes jokes about Coach/Lee being black and is intimidated by Death
>Coach relates to Lee (both black zombie protagonists), freaked out by how Pseudo looks, slightly afraid of Death and berates Master Shake
>Pseudo is no nonsense, relates to Lee about protecting an adopted child, is largely the straight man of the group in spite of the crazy shit he goes through
>Death is extremely edgy all the time, trying to aura farm and being intimidating, acts all mighty and has funny awkward moments where he loses or folds
>Lee just is a normal guy, relating to the others (except Master Shake) as much as he can, Coach he relates about zombies, Death about his brother's death and Pseudo about his child
If only other people had my taste, video games would be pretty great.
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>>734547657
you were born in 2004
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>>734547657
Coach is the only good pick in your list.
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>>734538756
S3 definitely felt a bit low energy compared to its predecessors.
The "certain group of people" joke was my favorite from the whole show though.
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Why have zoomer coded characters? Do kids even care about Poker? I thought that was a millennial thing.

Uhhhh

C. Montgomery Burns
Leon Kennedy
Shadow the Hedgehog
Patches
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>>734547803
>>734547924
Okay, what are your picks then?
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>>734548096
i already said mine here >>734537869

>>734548093
not sure... gacha characters? but they are minors I think
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>>734548096


Spy (Team Fortress)
Gerald (Witcher)
Kruber (Vermintide)
Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem)
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>>734548297
The poker night games are a guy's night out kinda thing. I think you misunderstood the assignment
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>>734545634
>Ronnie, the self deprecating asshole interacting with Pim
I want to see that.
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>>734545634
Fuck that. Ronnie only has one joke and it sucks.
>Look at me! I am a fat, bald loser!
Like that retarded Elf comic that's
>I hate human
>Take this, human!
>*Whatever she did backfires*
>I AM SILLY
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>>734544861
Telltale don't exist no more, so dispatch would genuinely be a better option.
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Jimbo from the Balatro trailers but instead of a 3D model his character is just finely cropped FMVs of the actor.
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So the rule is… Telltale character, Valve character, internet famous character, and wildcard.
I agree we should have a Digital Circus and Smiling Friends character as those are two most relevant cartoons in terms having the most amount of would-be players knowing about them. If Charlie is the Smiling Friends pick, then you’d want someone whose personality is a good contrast: like Jax or Kinger. It’s harder to pick for Valve and Telltale since the former doesn’t really have any new culturally relevant characters and the latter went bankrupt (hence a different company doing the remaster); that being said, I could see another TF2 class like Scout (unless Jax is in the game, they’re too similar in terms of personality) or Medic (who has the advantage of having a non-retired VA); and for Telltale: they could dip into one of their more popular characters like Kenny or Bigby.

potential lineup #1:
>jax
>charlie
>medic
>bigby

potential lineup #2:
>kinger
>charlie
>scout
>kenny
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>>734549052
There is no rule, nigger.
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>>734544317
>Coach
I'd prefer Ellis but not bad.
>Invisgal
FOTM
>Shake
Carl's better, but Shake could work too.
>Saul
Bob's too old to play him now, and an animated simulacrum would look uncanny.
>T.O.M
Too dry for a dealer.
2/5
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>>734540594
Poker night in the inventory 2026
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>>734547232
check the other image
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>>734535958
2026? Team Fortress 2 characters are way too old to be used anymore. Characters from Overwatch and/or Marvel Rivals should be used
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>>734539082
What Valve character would they even add? Someone from Deadlock?
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I like how you can easily discern the age of the rosterfag by what characters they fixate on.
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>>734549495
Prove you can tell the ages-.
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jeffrey dahmer from that dahmer show, mrbeast, naruto, and mario
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>>734550382
>jeffrey dahmer from that dahmer show
HUH?! O_O;
dude what the HECK XD
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>>734548860
The Wolf Among Us Season 2 is apparently still being worked on so I could see him joining.
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Show looks like tranny toddler slop but I would still fuck jax while licking his paws
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The only consensus ITT seems to be that Coach was made for Poker Night
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>>734551171
Coach is an awesome character all around.
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>>734538869
I'd like to see brak in 3d
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>>734550542
/thread
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tycho is such an awful cunt, i really wish i could mute him
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>>734549492
lash kino
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>>734535958
>not a single Valve rep
??????
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>>734535958
Who's the third guy
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>>734551403
Coach is the most charismatic video game character of all time because he's just a Normal Guy, written perfectly. He's proof that you don't need to see yourself in a character to relate to them. He's a Black High School Football Coach from Louisiana, who's way older than most of the audience was at the time Left 4 Dead 2 released. Almost no one playing Left 4 Dead 2 related to Coach because they saw themselves in him. Even black players wouldn't relate to him because he's an old out of shape dork.

But it doesn't matter. Because Coach is an honest guy who radiates good intentions and a practical attitude. Coach is someone you don't necessarily want to be, but he is someone most people wouldn't mind having as a friend.
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>>734552405
Jon Arbuckle
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>>734550382
>Dahmer
can he off Mr.Beast in game?
I'll buy ten extra copies if it's the floating Mario head from that one PC game
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>>734546515
Bosco with his original VA, preferably.

>>734537869
Bosco
Robert Robertson III
Kain
Agent 47

Then you have the Doorman (to shill Deadlock) as the host. I just think it'd be fun listening to Kain and Agent 47 talk eloquent shit to each other only for Bosco to win a hand.
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>>734537869
>videogames characters ONLY.
The original roster didn't have that restriction
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>Headbutts the table
>goes all in
Is Strong Bad stupid
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>All of these suggestions without a Valve rep as even the dealer
Do you even Poker night?
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>>734535958
Where's the Deadlock character?
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>>734555612
Oh yeah I forgot the dealer's game in 1. In what Valve game does nameless fatty come from again?
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>>734538869
Great idea anon. I want Carl at the table now
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>>734555694
I meant to say "Not even as the dealer" damn it.
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>>734543670
>>734544338
i want murphy too
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>>734555694
do you know how to read?
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>>734555340
Just high T.
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>>734542180
At the very least, I would take Carl from ATHF as a consolation prize.
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>>734535958
Jax wouldn't work. Have Caine be the dealer if you want a TADC rep.
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>>734535958
>People understand what op's word salad means
I'm out of touch I'm out of time
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>>734555612
Valve hasn't had a good character in over a decade

No, no one cares about Deadlock
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>>734558319
High Testertismo, you wouldn't get it
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>>734544338
I do appreciate that you included Sans and Papyrus in the pic
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>>734545783
Great suggestion, too much flesh though.
>>734555880
Which Murphy? Monkey Island's Murray is the only thing coming to mind.
>>734559389
They give off good door men energy and could see Papyrus getting angry at Sans for opening the door an inch an hour.
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>>734559163
newfag zoomer
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>>734559569
I do think it would be funny if Sans randomly pops near the table to drop off his puns whenever something happens. I imagine Grim would act very similar to Papyrus when hearing those bad puns
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I only recognize Sam...
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>>734535958
>Sam again
All they had to do was come up with 4 new characters and they blew it.
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>>734552405
Rob Robert Robertson III
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>>734558973
Yeah, I can't find fault with this logic. Jax is identical in personality to Robert anyways. Just a slightly bigger piece of shit.
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Poker Night 3:
>Springtrap (FNAF)
>Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)
>Garrett (Thief)
>Sonic the Hedgehog (Sanic)
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>>734560653
Guybrush is a shoo-in. Or at least, in a just world, he would be.
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>>734536013
Mission Control
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>>734536013
Wraith from Deadlock
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>>734535958
If poker night didn't have the TF2 items collab the series would have never become this big, especially after the first one since Tycho and Strongbad aren't even close to being iconic as the Heavy and Max
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>>734535958
is that avgn?
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>>734562337
pfft
everyone born in the mid-to-late 90s grew up on homestar runner whilst only a very niche subset of gamers play point-and-click games
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Hear me out
>Lash from Deadlock
>Robert from Dispatch
>Bosco from S&M
>Kinger from Digital Circus (Assuming non-vidya onine series is usable)
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>>734535958
>hey sam what if someone gifts you a tiny hitler, what do you do?
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>>734562565
With THAT hairline?
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>>734563826
well who is it
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>>734535958
>hazbin hotel nijejrs have to shoehorn their fag-characters from their fag-show in a great game
kill yourself any day
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>>734563560
>Well, I don't know Charlie. I'm afraid of Tiny people. Too tiny and they can run in your mouth when you sleep
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>>734564350
Dispatch man. You know, because it plays like a Telltale adventure game (mostly).
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Master Shake (ATHF, silly and self-absorbed)
Medic (TF2, good-humoured but sharp)
CJ (San Andreas, straight man)
Kerillian (Vermintide, dry and pessimistic)
Dealer: Colonel Campbell on the codec, possibly joined by other codec characters on occasion
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>>734539082
Ellis.
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>>734565174
I ever tell you bout the time mah buddy Keith tried to give himself gender reassignment surgery? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body
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>lost while betting item is at play
Yep, time to alt f4
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>>734555753
>Carl
I know it probably doesn't matter but is Carl actually rich, or at least has been? I had the assumption that every opponent thus far is known to have fat stacks or can make arrangements to get mad cash quick.
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>>734566776
>you still have to be the one to knock them out
>no odds of each person winning during showdowns
>No "so anyway" to continue conversations after a hand, you have to sit there on the Next Hand screen to listen to a conversation or it stops dealing the next hand
Poker Night 2 remaster when
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>>734567138
They want to but the rights to Ash are a bitch to get
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>>734567318
would have been a perfect time to fix their mistake by getting Bruce to redo the lines but now he can't
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A modern day game would have 2 characters from those faggy webshows. You know the ones im talking about. One of them has all the characters who are like red demons.
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>>734567917
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>>734566952
He knows how to gamble, he probably owes every loan shark an arm and a leg just to get into the game. His lines alternate between bravado, hair metal trivia, and desperation.
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>>734555753
>yo Fryman, deal me in or whatevah
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>>734535995
fpbp
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>>734535995
…canceled
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>>734537948
I can't believe the sneedsons won in current year
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>>734540940
>sonar
Abso-fucking-lutely not. His and the devil girls voice actors brought that games score down several points each.
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>>734542254
Rem is way too young to be touching cards.
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>>734569404
This. Charlie and that stupid bitch don't deserve shit.
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>>734535958
>flavor of the month
>dead flavor of the month
>flavor of the month
>boomer game
Great characters, guys.
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> Xavier (Xavier Renegade Angel, AS Rep)
> Dr. Kleiner (Half Life, Valve Rep)
> Raymond Langston/Laurence Fishburne (CSI, Telltale Rep)
> Josh Levy (Eltingville, Niche/Comic Rep and also AS connection)

All other characters need not apply.
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>>734537869
i see you too also have a fetish for accents
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Literally the one thing I wanted all these years was a mod to increase the buy-in in Poker Night 1 since it felt so small and most of the time someone got themselves knocked out in the first couple hands, this is perfect
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>>734543708
having just played poker night for the first time
he was far less annoying than i expected
max is a lot worse
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>>734561265
i like that
i really wish drg came along when tf2 was still doing cross over stuff, it'd be cool to have promo items between the games
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>>734563531
I think a new one would have to have some valve rep from the newest valve thing so i was thinking lash as well
don't know dispatch but robert would be a good choice as a character from post telltale stuff
bosco eh
there'd have to be some non-vidya rep like tycho or brock, and I guess ADC is like the biggest indie cartoon now
if smiling friends wasn't dead i think charlie or boss would be great choices
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>>734535958
>Gex
>Battler Ushiromiya
>Emet-Selch
>Henry of Skalitz
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>>734567917
Isn't the Glitch webshow producer generally much more popular than Hazbin Hotel? I thought that show and it's spin off fell off of peoples radar pretty quick.
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>>734571190
Digital Circus is almost over ain't it though? The show doesn't really have room for a season 2 either. It'd be kinda weird to add it at this point
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>>734535958
You could swap Blitzo with any TF2 rep I guess but I also think having Husk as the bartender makes sense with him there and the Narrator from Stanley Parable as the dealer would be pretty much perfect
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i love how heavy compliments you if you win the poker tournament
i also love his big strong arms
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>>734571274
They have several other releases coming out. But really I find it difficult to gauge just how popular something actually is these days.
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>>734550367
>Smiling Friends/TADC/Dispatch - Zoomer
>Legacy Valve/Adult Swim - Millennial
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>>734572610
I think Wallace and Gromit is too family friendly for the Poker Night series, and I just can’t see TF2 and FNAF interacting officially to any extent. Also there’s no fucking way an Always Sunny character would appear in a video game.
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>>734535958
who's the nigger on the right
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Add Ivor from Minecraft Story Mode as the telltale rep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTBKuGm_x_k
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behold, the REAL ACTUAL leaked set of players for Poker Night 3
>brendan is in the background drinking a shirley temple. he shows up occasionally to either bother mcgurk or bring him a drink
>the nerd is consistently asked by the dealer to keep it down
>beavis sits at the table, butthead sits in a booth to the right. every once in a while, they switch out.
>house's face appears on a screen in the background. cards are dealt from little slots on the table, securitrons are used whenever physical force is required.
>doc sells his god awful doctails. every character will comment on how bad they taste.
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>>734572763
Wallace's family-friendlyness would be a fun juxtaposition, but i'd be willing to swap him out the most. Probably for a DHMIS rep, but I don't know who I'd pick. Maybe Duck would be the funniest.
I do feel like The Always Sunny gang would be down to collaborating with something like this.
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>>734535958
HAHA SO FUNNY AND SILLY
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>>734536013
Remove Jax. Make Caine Dealer. Throw in Sans Undertale as a player.
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The real question is how many of these are actually feasible? Have to take in account the companies willing to do a crossover and voice actor availability, although I guess for the latter other voice actors could be used but everyone wants to hear a character's original voice.
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>>734573164
>Throw in Sans Undertale as a player.
…he doesn’t have a voice actor
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>>734573361
This is why Medic and Scout would be the most likely TF2 characters: both of their VAs are still alive and willing to play the roles.
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>>734573629
Tbf Robin Atkin Downes is always working. In fact he's voicing (you) right now
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Telltale - Bigby (Wolf Among Us)
Comic - I don't fucking know, I'm out of tune in this department.
Animated Character - Cyn (Murderdrones) OR Hatemonger/Captain (Space King)
Videogame - Gabriel (Ultrakill).

While the second game was much more of "This is what's popular right now" feeling to it. I preferred the first one that had more of "These are who we managed to get to agree to this" feeling. Also the table is typically filled by pretty domineering personalities. So I think it's better to get somewhat lesser known characters if it means they have a louder personality. I would potentially vote to swap out Cyn for someone since I think an all male table is generally a better dynamic.
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Poker Night at the Fantasy
>takes place on Setzer's airship, flying in orbit around the Gold Saucer
>is a collection of card games from the FF series: Triple Triad, Tetra Master, Queensblood, etc.
>also has betting for Blitzball games and Chocobo racing
>you can raise chocobos for racing, and even manage your own Blitzball team
>In of itself, a collection of minigames, but has an overarching plot to uncover as you earn more and more Gil.
>characters from across multiple FF games, not just FF6, will banter with you at specific tables/games.
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I'd be surprised if he wasn't in it desu
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>>734543670
Great taste
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>>734535958
>poker night at the reddit factory
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>>734573549
Toby then
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>>734573549
This is why tenna's the only one that works because he has an actual canon voice
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>>734574651
>damnit, i knew a chicken was never president!
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>>734574580
I'm not a nigger!
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>>734575789
>when you run out of money you leave the table
>but I like to watch
>you're lucky there ain't no pit boss here, that should wouldn't fly at the Taj
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>Because you're bad players
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I think if they keep a Telltale rep for 3, it should probably be Lee or Clementine from their Walking Dead games.
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>>734573549
He'd just make his little dialogue noises and have a text box pop up in front of him
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PN3 is going to include a streamer on the roster
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>>734571706
Blitzo is just the poor man's Roger Smith. If you could have anyone, just pick Roger himself.
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>>734576083
?
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>>734537869
Dr Eggman
Abe the Mudoken
Conker
Alan Wake
Jimbo as the Dealer
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I can't decide whether Duke or Bond would be better for no.4 on my roster
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>>734547092
Bosco is forever ruined if the remasters are any indication. But there's plenty of other choices.
>Sal
>Flint Paper
>Harry Moleman
>The C.O.P.S.
>Mama Bosco



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