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most annoying mewgenics boss? also fuck that new captcha
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Bumblefoot
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Wait…
Did act 3 house bosses only happen because the "protagonist" told Hitler Beanies' address like he told her to?
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>>734748720
yes
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>>734747934
It's Bumblefoot and it's not particularly close. All he is is an obnoxious statcheck boss that parks his fat ass in front of your most fragile cat, instagib it, and then eat the corpse immediately after if you don't hit an arbitrary speed benchmark
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>>734747934
Zapphauser hands down. Bloat and Bumblefoot are also kinda shitty.
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how has no one said dybbuk yet? hes the entire reason i don't go graveyard at all
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>>734747934
Bloat if you don't have any way to bait the eyes into a corner
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>>734748309
edmund confirmed on xhitter that bumblefoot was an early final boss while zodiac was originally a miniboss that got upgraded because people liked him
bumblefoot is absolutely getting nerfed along with arthur losing access to certain spells like split the atom
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>>734747934
>also fuck that new captcha
tourists will always tell you when they're tourists, thank you based captcha
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>>734747934
why is this a meme all of a sudden?
Granola arc of DBS was years ago
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>>734749305
Ehhh, he's ANNOYING but his counters are so good (Ranger/Druid familiars, trap setting, AoE spells/attacks) that there's a high chance that you'll have something that hard counters him if you're having a particularly good run and decide to head to Boneyard anyhow. Bumblefoot feels like an annoying arbitrary stat check (not helped by his alternative Lenny being one of the easiest minibosses in the game, making you feel like you got fucked if you got him even more), Zapphauser is just an obnoxious timewaster no matter what you do, and Bloat is annoying unless you have a strat for corralling the eyes which isn't guaranteed depending on learn pool luck.
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>>734749618
What's the smallest thing they could do to nerf him? Make him slower so he's not hitting all your cats at once turn 1? Just throwing more bodies on the field?
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>>734749618
I theorize he might've been the boss of the Boneyard originally, he's basically a boss version of the butt zombies, shoots bones and eats corpses, it all fits that stage.
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>>734749751
I think he can either have the reactive hit that poisons all tiles around him, or the random bone spam attack that can oneshot low-con cats if they get unlucky, but having both is pretty outrageous for a midboss
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>>734747934
WATCH IT
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>>734749935
is this a champion-exclusive attack or something unused? I've never seen it
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Threadly reminder.
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Buff Hitler
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>>734750040
he's obviously intended to be a non-threatening joke fight
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>>734749981
unused
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>>734749706
I'm not a tourist and I hate the captcha.
I get that it has decremental difficulty, but that resets when some power hungry janny bans you.
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>>734750065
It's act 3 nigger, you can't give us the labs, spewer and all of das future levels, then give us shitler
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Morana is so much harder than any boss/miniboss in act 2 unless you have the specific spell that counters his bullshit
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>>734750153
I think the ice age is balanced around having somewhat easy levels with a fucked up boss while the future has somewhat hard levels with an easy boss
meanwhile the jurassic just has easy levels with an easy boss
I'm undecided on the end since I've only been there once
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how do i stop sucking penis at this game
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>>734750246
right click enemies more often so you stop making bad moves and taking unnecessary damage
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>>734750191
You don't need any specifc spells to just simply attack the corpses.
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>>734750234
Yeah Jurassic should be buffed too
Some of the ice age stages are particularly painful, like the one full of confuse enemies or one full of yeti's
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>>734749706
>sucking off jannies this hard
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>>734750246
unironically chew slower. when I'm mad I play like shit because I just want to finish a run quickly, but in acts 2 and 3 that's how you get yourself killed
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>>734750246
Prioritize killing an enemy instead of spreading damage on multiple enemies. Mind the enemies' range by hovering mouse on them and I guess right clicking to see their movement range and tiles they can hit. Outside desert your units heal after battle, so taking hits you heal away anyway is a non issue.
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>>734749751
Making him slower is really the smartest option. so often now it's
>goes first
>jumps on all your cats because the game loves clumping you up
>1-2 cats get to go, repositioning your own cats is rare so half your team is probably still stuck next to him
>Bumblefuck goes AGAIN, tosses bones and nukes your poor low-speed cats like your Ranger
Can easily down a cat if you've had any chip damage from the fights beforehand.
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Cay gats
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>>734750191
>his

Morana is woman's name and goddess' name
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>>734750510
wait, gambit is male?
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>>734750234
By the time you get to the End you'll probably have all the tools you need to deal with anything it throws at you, and the Mother is probably the easiest final boss in the game.
Except the Bloat is a fucking MONSTER and can rip your teams apart, christ it's like Issac all over again.
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>>734750246
Read enemies, right click enemies, breed good cats (inbreeding is actually a really good strat), breed for specific actives/passives.
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>>734750405
I've never been a bad boy so I wouldn't know :)
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>>734750543
edmund called him a he, and he was also considered a cop-out lazy design that he's surprised people like so much
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>>734750510
>game shows zodiac as nothing but a heartless killer who kills kittens just for fun
>fanartists: actually he's a cinnamon roll and loves gambit and hobo cat and would totally be gay with them!
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I've fought Bumblefoot about 8 times now on normal mode and I've never had any issues with him. How exactly is he a problem? Just keep your ranged cats out of his fart range, tank a handful of farts or bones if needed and he's dead within 3-4 turns since he doesn't have much health.
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>>734750607
>edmund when he sees something that isn't a tumorous mass of flesh or poop
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>>734750738
drawfags' fixation on the desert specifically is kind of odd
I guess it's the only region with all-cat bosses
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>>734750749
I don't think Bumblefoot is a big obastacle but I've had fights with it where it tosses bones on my weakest unit and downing it. Because the bone toss is RNG, it doesn't necessarily even hit. But when it does and it hits the unit you don't want it to hit, it's troublesome
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>>734750738
Being cute is all that matters

>>734750803
It had the cuttest cats
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>>734750749
he's the antithesis of lenny hard-focusing one cat which is often easy to work around; he targets your entire team randomly and feels chaotic and annoying
I think if lenny weren't so easy, bumblefoot wouldn't be so hated by comparison
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>>734750607
This was Tyler's early placeholder programmer art of Gambit before Ed made the new design.
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>>734750803
Spewer is not intersting to draw, Lord Bunga is not interesting to draw, Dreadnought is not interesting to draw, Hitler 2 is not interesting to draw, Mangler is not interesting to draw, Dino Lovers are not interesting to draw, the frost pile is not interesting to draw, the electro lightning is not interesting to draw, the Mother is not interesting to draw, Bloat is not interesting to draw
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What's the best way to get the cancer trinket or uranium rod? Really early on I got the rod but either trashed it or lost the run, didn't know how good I had it :( now I can't find one several tens of hours later
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does edmund know how to program or is he just an idea man
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>>734750749
He's more likely to wipe your team than Johnny and The Coven.
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>>734751109
I dunno if there's an easy way to get either, but the rod sure was nice for the angry faic quest
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>>734751147
I don't think he's ever programmed past his very early solo dev days, he's usually been an art/ideas/game mechanics guy.
He's always had some genius-level autismo programmer like Florian or Tyler for his major successes.
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>>734751109
just make a poop room and one of your cats will get cancer naturally
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>>734751147
I think in one of his AMAs he said that he never programmed anything in his life.
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>>734751147
he's an idea man with connections to people with skills, the most powerful kind of idea man
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>>734751341
>>734751397
how the fuck do guys like this end up making successful video games?
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>>734750738
>>734750803
Tumblr sexyman
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>>734751461
edmund has great ideas (and shitty ones) but he's also just been around for a long fucking time
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Reminder that if you use MUTIES instead of IMMEDIATELY THROWING THEM IN THE TRASH you CHEATED and are missing out on the true ending.
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Behold the smallest cat you'll ever see.
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>>734751649
she cute
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>>734751461
Because he's an artist. He draws the graphics for the games. This was a big part of Newgrounds culture, get a programmer and an artist together and just make something.
Say what you will, but a lot his old games looked pretty for flash game standards, Aether, Triachnid and Spewer all look nice.
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>>734751461
There are hundreds, maybe thousands guys like him who don't make it. You only see those who succeed, not those who fail before even having a failed launch
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>>734751649
make her a fighter and give her the hamster mode passive
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>>734751649
I think you can go even smaller. Make it a fighter, give it hamster style and rat style.
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>>734751818
>>734751720
Really hoping the health of the room won't undo all my hard work.
I want some SQUASHED cats.
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>>734751913
I'm pretty sure health can't cure disorders, only injuries, but I could be wrong. Or maybe there's an exception made for infectious diseases that have a chance of self-curing at the end of rounds.
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>>734751649
everyone's late-game house still has only 3 rooms because nobody wants to give frank 50 fucking cats or spam single-act runs to feed them to him
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>>734751982
You're wrong, I already had 3 primordial dwarves turned back into normal cats.
It is extremely fucking annoying because unlike normal mutation disorders have a lower chance to pass on, so making this magnus opus of breeding can be undone by them being too healthy.
Which is shit because less health = the cat dies way earlier, before it can pass its dwarfism.

>>734752032
I have the full house but there's a murder room at the bottom to feed the mystery man.
Plus it would ruin the wholesome image.
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>>734750607
Well of course people like him, he's the closest to a cute chubby cat that doesn't look like he had experiments done on it and it helps tuxedo cats are very popular
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>>734750607
I do think Gambit's design is a bit generic, same with the entire boss fight with the dice being a bit meh.
However Gambit's walking animation redeems the entire character.
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kek
https://xcancel.com/peta/status/2031756899465461956
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>give your game a ton of fun/wacky disorders
>make them show up naturally extremely rarely and also make them difficult to pass on
>the most common disorders are often strictly negative and foisted on you by events
the one side quest that replaces passives on level ups with disorders is probably the funnest in the game
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>>734752392
>PAY ATTENTION TO US PLEASE
who cares nigga this has been their entire brand for forever
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>>734752032
I have 4 rooms and I've only been to act 3 once
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>>734749751
reduce bone damage to like 2 or 3 instead of fucking 7, keep bruise so it gets more threatening as the battle drags on
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>>734752392
what kind of desperation is this
i never expected a positive post about this game from peta
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does the druid mini-me get a mini-crow?
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>>734750604
Ironic, because you've just outed yourself as a newfag. The moderation bans you for the most innocent things that don't even break the rules, citing the vaguest rules like 3b or 6.
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I was trying to think of the most mix-maxxed cat you could possibly make, and this is what I came up with:
>7/7 stats
>inherited Death Metal as the active skill, Maestro as passive from a Druid parent
>max CHA mutations, maybe also the Jump/chance to stun ones, definitely the extra turn at the start of the battle head/tail one.
>Ranger as your main class for Hunter's Boon passive
>other active shouldn't really matter but Snipe is a good one
With the +CHA mutations and Hunter's Boon you should be able to Death Metal at least twice on turn 1, and so long as you don't get a lot of -INT mutation rolls you should be able to do it again on your second turn. Hunter's +DEX bonus should pick up the slack on bosses/anything you can't just Death Metal, and the crow can displace anything and put up solid damage on its own. Once you get Hunter's Boon upgraded you should be able to Death Metal to clear every encounter except for bosses and those you should be able to just gun down.
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>hitler 3 instakills your cats
I'm chewing as slowly as I can
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>>734747934
This fag
t. Act 3
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HOLY SHIT I HAVE BEEN LIED TO
Act 3 is piss easy
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Does russian roulette down you or obliterate your corpse?
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>>734752863
Yeah he killed my tank with like 100hp I was pissed
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>>734752739
Yes. And its dogshit
>literally cant move
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>gay and depressed
th-thanks
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>>734752903
It’s not that bad outside of the lab and the end. Some of the hard route battles are bullshit though. The quest items are the real problem
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>>734752863
desu if you hover the boss it does warn you in german
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>>734752928
Down.
I’ve seen hearsay of a chance of instagib but never seen it.
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>>734752392
>Tracy is named after PETA's founder and president
Goddammit Edmund.
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for all the schizos
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>>734749706
>clear cookies
>suddenly hit with the phonegroid captcha
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cleric is overrated and a waste of a slot there i said it
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>>734752965
>>734752739
Forgor pic
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>>734752778
It's really not hard to act somewhat normal and disengage when things get retarded. Check this out, I'll do it right now.
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>>734753241
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>>734753215
Doesn't matter, people will still rather make shit up about the game than admit they're bad at it.
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>>734753239
open wounds or the dash attack when upgraded are some of the most reliable damage you can get
rebuke vs hitler/any boss with 999 damage potential is also an instant kill
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>>734752503
thank god stun exist, fuck this guy
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>>734753521
bro just run 2 ranged 2 melee
He'll chase the melees while the ranged fuck him up
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>>734749935
They should make hard versions of bosses that have new attacks
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>getting my ass kicked by the hitler house boss
>only my monk is alive, has 8 health, burn 7
>The mech breaks and the head is free
>DEBUFFS CLEAR
>Music changes to repeatedly yell SMASH THAT HEAD SMASH THAT HEAD as my monk goes full ora ora with unbridled hits+
>my gross ass poison fart butcher is the one that pisses on him in the cutscene
That was so fucking kino, this stupid fucking cat game unironically created one of the most satisfying victory laps I've seen in an rpg.
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>>734747934
Lel seeing this dbs panel everywhere
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>>734747934
skill issue
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>converts you
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>>734750083
For now, if they ever buff him I could see a punishment for letting him reload on a turn by attacking all uncovered units
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>>734753239
Cleric is underrated.
My average cleric sure is better than my average druid.
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>>734749305
the only annoying part about dybbuk is being forced to down one of your cats
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>>734753886
He even has an animation for that.
If it’s used I’ve never seen it.
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>>734753890
The bird alone is better than cleric
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>>734753948
If you have Mini-Mes or Mini-Mini-Mes and you down them beforehand, Dybbuk takes control of them.
Matter of fact, if a cat of yours is downed, Dybbuk prefers to possess them over your cats that are up.
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>>734752392
Huh?
I thought Peta would be having a massive melty, you straight up flush cats down a pipe to the evil ass-cat torture facility and a kid that beats up cats.
This is without taking into account all the casual violence you can get into like breaking your tank's legs so your team can throw them around.
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>>734747934
Who would have thought, that those who are struggling in a turn based game also failing at pattern recognition. Lmao
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>>734754018
i guess it gets a pass because the game's a bit satirical
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>>734753998
If you go full retard and pick 4heal, maybe.
Usually the bird is the only thing keeping the druid from being a dead slot whenever it doesn’t roll squirrel form.
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new newgrounds cat game just dropped
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>>734754018
>>734752620
they're just riffing on the fact that they would obviously disapprove of this game, and that Tracy is making fun of them, so they're doing the "unexpected" thing of posting positively about it
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>>734754197
Is it really out?
Is that the Epic Battle Fantasy guy, right?
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>>734754359
it's just a demo but yeah it's on the front page
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>>734749935
>The air will be filled with their screams...
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>>734747934
The 2 plants in The Crater.
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>>734753437
>requires the enemy to be missing health
>requires you to have healed that turn
>requires the enemy to do something
that's the definition of unreliable
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>>734751649
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>>734753240
well thats just awful
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>>734754494
>enemy missing health
>healing with the healer
>unreliable
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>>734752392
>"tracy is a heckin hero animal activist, send your cats to her!!!"
>is literally just a wagecuck for pmart with no agency or say in anything
The cats you send to her literally end up being used as low quality meat for third worlders and pmart's shitty daughter company fast food chain.
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How long do i have to wait to get the next house boss after putting the transmitter in the end
it's been 5 days, do i have to go back and lick the orb?
I just want this shit done
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what if i just blew up the c-1000
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>>734751649
Now make her have sex with a gigantism mountain cat
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>>734752150
>Health cures disorders
>Also the passdown rate for disorders is fucking terrible
Pain in my ass, Edmund
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>>734755021
Unfortunately follows the usual rule of instakills doing 25 damage to bosses.
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What does Gravity element do to tiles?
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>>734753120
Edmund supposedly sent fake complaints to PETA so they would advertise Super Meat Boy and it worked.
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>>734753859
i prefer the pics where she hass a cross butthole
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>>734755435
Nothing as far as I know.
It applies Immobile to flying units though.
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>>734755435
It gives flying/floating enemies immobile.
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>>734755503
holy based
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>>734753215
>ask the dataminers for specifics
Wait, datamining GODS have broken up this game already?
Where can I see it?
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>>734755435
>>734755527
It also makes floating glass shards fall to the ground, though that's almost never relevant.
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>>734755804
>>734755527
>>734755525
It doesn't cause the rocks to float? Gay
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>>734755869
No, but it probably makes them fall if they are floating.
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>>734755595
>He did the same shit as a teen sending letters to local news trying to promote his edgy comics.
kek
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>>734755718
Dataminers are edmund's nemesis
CHEW THE STEAK SLOWER YOU FUCKING CHUD
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>>734753239
Early on I used Tank and Necro and they have completely fallen off for me. Currently I am running Butcher and have had 2 runs in a row where he can't hook or hit a guy on turn 1 and sometimes even turn 2 (yes I know he can target diagonally) and am considering cutting him from the squad.

Cleric is still great. Even when he's the gimp of the run I can at least topoff someone's health on turn 1 if I didn't get fully healed from the last fight. But now that I have a reroll mutation spread throughout the house he's almost never the gimp and usually has a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
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>>734755869
Nope that’s ironically a Tank ability.
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>>734754018
PETA has been compromised and run by chuds for a while now.
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>>734755435
Psychic's regular attack is gravity. Lot of Psychic's spells are gravity elemental. Psychic has passive that affects its gravity skills.

Mage's Meteor Rain is gravity attack. Psychic's passive affects that. So you can create glass tiles on the metor rain hits or you can make the enemies getting hit by the meteors get debuffs on the top of it. Big bosses are 3x3 tiles big. Meteor Rain can hit each tile.

Do the math. When your kitten borns with Meteor Rain, what class will you make it?
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I savescum the final act boss looting.
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How long until we start seeing Mewgenics clones like we got with Slay the Spire?
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>>734754396
natalie is FAT
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>>734756314
Jester, of course!
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>>734756417
You are a good player and your actions are valid :)
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>>734756417
how
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>>734756417
STEVEN KILL THIS STEAK EATER NOW
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>>734756514
Hmm, when I did the Throbbing Heart quest I accidentally clicked the wrong dialog option at the very end and realized it right away, hit ESC and exit game. Came back, Steven yelled at me and I got to choose the correct dialog option. I assume he's checking the loot and exiting if he doesn't like the result? The real question is how many times can you check?
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>>734756691
steven can suck my dick
he talks about how I gave this cat deja vu but I literally just saved its life
fuck him
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>>734756314
Well I bred the +1 range / gravity basic onto my cats, so
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Is there literally any reason to hold onto the Child's Skull? I dunno how but I got in in my inventory rather than as a forced item from an event but it seems really fucking bad outside of hyper-specific synergies.
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ok I just did the far future quest with the scrambling quest item first attempt.
wasnt that bad.
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>>734757239
it can be decent on anything that has a good effect on its basic attack that isn't raw damage like poison lace or bruising
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Bats should not have a multi-hit attack, confuse on hit, and 50% dodge, be for real
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Give your tips to beat the angels and biblical angel wheels with eyes.
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one cat from a loving pair died.
can I still breed with the other one?
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Just beat the moon man and finished the game!
Kinda expected more content but it was rly cool as is.
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its over.
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>>734757552
Yes.
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so how do you setup skillshare cats for breeding? try to pass down the skill you want and then do a collarless cat run with that cat to see if you get skillshare?
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>>734757906
F
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>>734757879
You haven't finished shit
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CAT FIGHT
CAT FIGHT
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"I am so ripe I can't stand myself
I am a one-cat stink saloon
Cockroaches run from my bottom end
Worse than a pig farming Jew"

uh, based?
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>>734758056
For actives you just have a cat with the skill breed until a kitten has it, then have this kitten be the main breeder(since they only have 1 skill it's more likely to pass it down)
Passives are kind of a pain, making the cat with it breed and hope you get lucky.
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>>734757239
synergizes really well with basedmilk + necromancer
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>>734758537
Zodiac.. easy on the sardines
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>>734758537
Also the artist clearly didn't understand what the symbol on his poncho is supposed to be.
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>>734758710
The pedo swirl?
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>>734758537
Made me think of this
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>>734757906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTaJcEmuq0k
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>>734749618
This actually makes complete sense now, zodiac and gambit are both upgraded minibosses. Bumblefoot was likely the OG desert boss and got pushed back to bunker. Edmund must have realized playtesters were struggling with the healing mechanics and needed an easy win.
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Did he really deserve it?
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>>734758858
God bumblefoot as-is at the end of the desert would be a terror.
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>>734758753
It's a (poorly drawn) circle with a cross inside it, symbolizing the zodiac, was also used by the zodiac killer whom he's referencing.
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>>734758352
I was specifically asking for breeding with Skill Share, which is a passive ability that when upgraded makes all of the cat's children always have its other passive. But this skill itself cannot be passed down.
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>>734758951
Yeah kinda
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>>734758858
It's more likely that Bumblefoot was the boss for the Boneyard. >>734749856
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>>734753780
I teleported into him and pulped the body to style on him.
Never heard the song because of it.
I guess I was just too good.
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>>734759034
Yeah and I think that's a waste of time unless you get lucky.
Might as well stimulationmax so your passives are more likely to pass down.
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About to the second cat terminator at the house, any tips?
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>>734758951
I just wish I could've done it myself
surely he has some kind of plan if something ever happened to him
a clone? consciousness copied to a computer? gimme any excuse so I can beat the shit out of him in the dlc
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>>734759178
Tangential but high stim also guts the chance to pass down collarless skills/passives, so you have to be a bit aware of it if you want those.
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>>734758951
no
steven is a shitty plot device and i'll never play his game
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>>734759034
I'd probably get the passive you’re after first, because you CAN pass that one down if unreliably.
And it’s probably easier to find Skill Share on a collarless run than a specific passive on a regular one, because collarless ones will show up anyway.
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>>734759250
Make sure to load up with your best gear and plenty of healing items.
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>>734759250
Use tank with block front attacks passive
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>>734759250
He’s very retarded if he is faced with a blocks-attacks-from-the-front cat.
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>>734759449
Isn't that just what you're always supposed to do?
>>734759498
>>734759524
shiiiiiit, I don't have any cats with that because i haven't used a Tank in forever, I don't have that mask equippable that does it either.
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>>734756260
veganism and true-chuddism go hand in hand. all the vegan girls i know and fuck say nigger. having a goyslop diet is a sign of being a fat sheep retard.
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What does Zaratana look like if she was the one who got sent into the rift? I want to save her
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>>734747934
>Fuck that new captcha
Man I visit this site on a laptop, desktop and phone. Desktop and phone are fine but my laptop says my IP is banned due to abuse. I don't get this shit at all.
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>>734758951
His main crime is animal torture, and that was after he went insane trying to resurrect Tracy/using a time machine.
So no, he really isn't that bad.
Jack is just as bad but he doesn't even have an excuse.
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>>734755516
Here's your cross butt hole to get charmed by; I can't draw for shit.
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>>734759881
perfect.
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>>734759881
https://x.com/estebbone/status/2031779281710252347?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ
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>>734759660
If you don’t have a mask, you could consider bringing a stray with shit stats (but enough con to not get instantly killed)
If you’re wondering why he closes in on cats and copies them, getting damage dealing cats copied can be very bad as you can imagine. If blocked (or dodged?), he fails to copy.
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>>734759951
I thought it was going to come out transparent because it's much easier to tell the anatomy as a result, so here's another one without the white background.
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I came up with a genius way to make the coven boss significantly more of a ball-buster, by making the coven more of an actual threat and the countdown more of a punishment and something you want to stop beyond.

List of changes:

1. Coven ALWAYS acts first in a turn
2. The covens turn actions actually do something to impede the player, and the one that summons the tormentor actively punishes you.

Turn 1: war - various core enemies are summoned as adds
Turn 2: pestilence - ALL combatants get stacks of poison, rot, and infested.
Turn 3: famine - ALL combatants are afflicted with stacks of weak, and exhaustion sets in early
Turn 4: death - the cat with the lowest health (or a downed cat) is lifted into the air above the coven and explodes, summoning the tormentor. (This doesn't happen if you only have 1 cat.)
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>>734759805
>His main crime is animal torture
Anon he experimented on humans, he mentions it in dialogue and there are TWO enemies in the Labs that're outright experimented-on humans along with an ambiguous third (Mutant).
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>>734758951
He resurrected a dead mother to fucking nuke God because his cat wasn't magically immortal and so its soul passed on and he couldn't clone her perfectly.

The man then spent like over a decade abusing animals massively every single day and again, resurrected a corpse and shit to DELIVER NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON ON A GOD FETUS AND DESTROY REALITY

Steven is basically the universe going "No you wigger, you dont get to destroy the timeline, fuck off" and rightfully so. The universe and causality isnt going to be obliterated because a dude with Norwood 12 is ass mad his cat isnt imortal.
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Why are half the posts online about this game in Spanish? Why are spics in particular so interested in this game?
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>>734760203
God literally killed Stacy as a kitten. Beanies was justified
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>>734760051
Rather ugly anthro
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>>734760203
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THE HECKING DEMIURGE
cope
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I just beat Chaos for the first time with one of my cats downed, then in the next screen they were gone. Did I miss something? It didn't look like it exploded or anything that would destroy a downed unit
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>>734759805
He also experimented on humans, all the people in the bunker and the core are his fault.
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>>734760205
proof?
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I nuked the Creator
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How do you backup your save? I have the nuke but I’m scared of fucking it up and having to make it again
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>>734760479
I think the Bunker is only partly his fault, they have nukes and nuclear waste lying around.
My guess is that the meat blob enemies that infect the bunker people are his fault, he simply dumped them down a hole that led to his bunker(he might not have known, he is insane enough not to care about where it leads to).
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>>734760738
Do some practice runs to get to know the enemies in Infinite
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>>734760205
Where are you seeing this? Twitter?
>>734760130
Reduce candle HP to 30, have the demon be summoned at the start of round 2 instead of round 3, let it instantly take a turn.
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>blood frenzy
>got the unstoppable+ monk passive that makes him immune to debuffs
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>>734760136
Yeah and?
(You) run around in the Ice Age killing random cavemen which likely causes millions of people not to exist.
(You) give cats to Butch so he can rob and kill people.

Him experimenting on what likely is Butch and Tink's clones is not my problem.
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>>734760784
Anon its not summoned in round 3, it's summoned in round 4. Even later if you stun it. Any team that puts out even half a shit worth of damage will never see tormenter
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>>734753240
Does the stat - get applied twice?
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I've got to be tough
this world is so rough
Got to be tough.
Tuff tuff tuff
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>>734760671
On New Year's eve
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I FEEL LIKE THROWING THE RUN in the garbage when my cat gets cursed
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>>734761095
>Anon its not summoned in round 3, it's summoned in round 4.
Wrong
https://youtu.be/M21DlGjTgH8?si=0OvNK0lF_-thE3vg&t=186
>Any team that puts out even half a shit worth of damage will never see tormenter
Which is why I'm saying it should be summoned way.
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Angry Face side-quest was fun
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>>734761327
>Which is why I'm saying it should be summoned way.
*way earlier
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>>734761327
I always focus on the candles because if something goes wrong and can't manage to kill the blob before the summon, going to have bad time with it. So it's easier just to destroy or dose the candles and take care of the non-threat Tormentor
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he's just like me
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>>734761349
I did it alongside the Me Stone quest so my cat ended up superfucked.
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Almost all the enemies/mini-bosses in this game gives me cuteness aggression.
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>>734761563
especially the slightly inbred part
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>>734761327
Oh guess I'm wrong, I've never actually seen it get summoned before
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>>734760418
>Cope
>Literally deals with it
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
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>>734747934
>most annoying mewgenics boss?
Weather events. If you think they're fine or just an annoyance, you've been lucky enough to avoid one of the devastating interactions they can have with classes / items. Shit's not fair, and it's not fun.
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>>734758951
His character is funny, but as a person he's either an actual sociopath who felt like God himself had slighted him by taking something that was "his" or just a gigantic asshole.
The only redeeming thing about him was at the very end of the game where he saves you from a situation that was entirely his doing.
100% deserved.
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Wtf is this Edmund, why is basic attack from an enemy in area fucking 1 allowed to do this to my cat
I might just kill him off, getting levels on other cats will be better long run that leveling him up to insta die later
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>>734753728
It would be nice if the harder difficulties changed their moves instead of just giving them multiple random buffs which could just make them completely unkillable
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El gato purrfecto....
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>>734749190
That mf isn't even that hard he just takes forever to kill, fuck him
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>>734754873
Is any cats' destination actually good? I've already gotten the dialogue that says the ones sent to Butch all died and that Tink can't afford to feed all the kittens I've sent him. Frank wouldn't betray me, right?
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>>734761915
>Act 2 desert
>Get the robot invasion event
>get the board with the two giant skeletons with toss
>bomb robots spawned right in front of them
>they toss the bombs at my cats before i can do anything and lose instantly
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>>734761915
Weather is fun, some like zombie kittens is a nightmare on solo, though
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>>734762040
>ugly fuck
piped
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whats the father shark strat
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>>734762238
Just a cannibal kitty, oh so misunderstood...
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>>734762238
kill it before it kills you
hit it and run away
hit it from range
stun it
knock it back
throw it away
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>>734762124
>weather *can* be fun
ftfy
>angry face run
>halfway through bunker
>infestation weather triggers
>mfw the quest cat starts the next round with 1 hp and 1 bleed
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>>734762238
the same for every area that isn't Act 3 future, bring a Hunter
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Just found out that the side quest items don't get added to the item pool.

What the fuck?
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>>734762586
Probably the most baffling decision in the game
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>>734762238
if he's normal you can just bum rush him, even with a weak team you can probably kill him right after he moves, before he acts again. poke him a bit if your team is somehow lacking damage.
elites are much spookier since they move 2 tiles twice per round, you better either have a way to cc him or a lot of range / damage. I got lucky that on my first bunch of runs to the sewers I never got one
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>>734749190
Zapphauser is by far the worst miniboss in the game. It's both easy and takes fucking forever.
Honestly DAS FUTURE is the worst area in the game in general. Every enemy is easy but designed to be annoying. The final boss is just a DPS check that, if passed, leads to the easiest fight in the game that ALSO takes forever to finish.
And the music is bad, probably the only really bad track in the game.
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uh, can he say that?
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>>734762867
>And the music is bad, probably the only really bad track in the game.
Utterly tasteless
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what does blind do? worse hit chance?
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>>734749190
I have much more trouble with the Doctor desu
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>>734763140
Yes. There are items and passives that guarantee hit, so the blind gets negated by them
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>>734760784
>>734760504
Half the screenshots on Reddit are hispanoids
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>harpoon pulls daddy shark all the way from one side of the room to right in front of my hunter
>feel fucked, I was counting on it to deal with the sharks
>right away another harpoon from where he was standing pulls him away
>and the first harpoon pulls him back
>and this repeats until he fucking dies
I'm a tactical genius
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>>734763146
I've only fought the doctor twice but he hasn't damaged me even once so far. Just hit him until the next attack points away from you and that's it. Couldn't be any easier. Or is your speed stat so low you can't manage that?
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and shock em! and shock em! and shock em! and shock em! and shock em!!!
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>>734750803
the desert simply has the cutest cats
both main bosses are cute fellas, and both morana and marshmallow are there as mid-bosses too
meanwhile act 1 really just has lucy while act 3 only has alice, neither are main bosses too
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>>734753239
imagine saying this when tank exists
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>>734763269
well I rarely bring 4 thieves, so yes the problem is speed
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>>734760758
There’s a hole in Jack's shack that goes down there from the sound of things (mentioned in his first dialogue for the repeatable reward). Who knows why.
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HOLY SHIT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT THE MOST BULLSHIT ENEMY IN THE GAME ON THE FIRST LEVEL
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>>734763815
there's literally a big ass rock you can hit right in front of it anon...
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>>734763815
Daddy Shark is most bullshit enemy?
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>>734763815
They put elite champion mega-mutants on the first stage?
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Chaos >>> Bolt of Lightning > Crazy Days
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this is my cat
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>Butcher hook + Rehook + Catch Projectiles+
Fantastic
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>Cat mutated to have a weird barbed tail that just gives a free bonus attack with no downside
You're gonna get so much pussy buddy
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>>734763419
>cute fatass tuxedo cat that has a funny walk animation with goofy noises to go along
>Ed didn't expect him to be so big with the fans
I wonder who did he expect then
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>>734764162
W-Watch out! He's gonna roll his dice!
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>>734763971
The green circle under it means it's on his team.
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>>734763971
He has 40 hp and the rock does 8 damage max.
>>734763989
There wouldn't be so many articles teaching people how to "beat" him if he wasn't the most bullshit in the game. Tell me 1 enemy that has more guides than it. Not even bosses have as many guides as him.
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>>734764342
I imagine he expected Zodiac to get the attention
It's the classic "forced tumblr sexyman vs actual tumblr sexyman" effect
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cursed items are the worst thing this nigga could have put in the game
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You remember to brush your teeth?
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>>734764549
>tumblr sexyman
they're physically attractive though, this game doesn't have tumblr sexymen
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>>734764442
flawed argument, there's only guides about him because he's one of the few instakill enemies that can be encountered in act 1 and everyone in act 2 and beyond knows how to play around stuff like that
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>>734764549
tbf zodiac wasn't forced either, since he used to be a mid-boss but since playtesters liked him so much he got upgraded to main boss
well unless you count that as forced i guess
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>>734764112
You got that completely backwards, but they're all good
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ed straight up said that jack is "the worst npc" and that his story hasn't been told yet
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>>734764697
I get he tortures cats and all but how will he be worse than nuke God and cat blender Beanies
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>>734764697
No it's Tracy, the joke with her is super phoned-in and she isn't cute enough to make up for it
>>734764802
Worst as in writing-wise, not morally
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>>734764697
>>734764802
he probably means worst as in low-quality and underexplored, not as in morally repugnant
unless he personally drove isaac to suicide or something
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>>734764637
Yeah, no. You just use cheat engine to run 4 hunters every game if you don't see the problem with him.
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>>734764864
>jack was one of those kids you see in mental flashbacks when isaac is between levels in fetal position and crying
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>>734764659
Forced was probably the wrong word, bait works better
He's
>lanky
>evil
>stand-out design
>got incredible bravado despite being easy as fuck
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living in the city
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>>734764442
>>734764935
I don't know if you know but you can actually see enemies range and danger zones and how many turns they take. You can use that information to plan your action.
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>>734764992
don't forget one of the few bipedal cats, and the others are fatsos and a dirty drunk hobo
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>>734765008
>It doesn't matter because this enemy moves 2-3 times per round minimum
>Can clear the entire map before your cat gets another turn
>Melees are forced to be in instakill range
>Even with crits and all abilities the daddy shark still lives vs melees.
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>>734765078
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>>734765152
No argument because you don't play the game (you used cheats that invalidate any threat)
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>>734763815
>He hasn't reached Act 3 yet.
Oh, poor anon, you don't know what's in store for you.
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>>734763815
Bro, your hunter with charm on first attack?
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>>734765223
Sneedius
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>>734765278
Yeah let me just cheat engine that into the game every adventure
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>>734758537
He made is belly full but unfortunately never ended up being the cool cat at the wheel
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this is the first time ive played one of these turn based rpgs with the grid movement
what other games in this genre should i try this is pretty fun
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did anyone save that pic that anthromorphized all the desert bosses/mid bosses and described their relationships with eachother
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>>734765749
final fantasy tactics and xcom are the obvious ones
the first mario + rabbids game was grid-based strategy and surprisingly fun, i think the sequel did away with the grid for some other system
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>>734764935
Or bring a thief, or a mage, or punch rocks at it, or basically do anything that isn’t bringing 4 fighters with no movement abilities.
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>>734765823
meant for >>734765730
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>>734765730
Final Fantasy Tactics for messing around with classes(and a decent story)
Advance Wars for simple but fun and charming strategy
Fire Emblem if you really want anime girls in your "strategy" game
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>>734765823
>i think the sequel did away with the grid for some other system
I hate that edmund didn't play sparks of hope because that game has something like the trample mechanic but done right, had he played it he would made made it more like it I just know it
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Would you?
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>>734766159
Gross, humans.
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>>734765749
This one?
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>>734765730
FF Tactics and FF Tactics Advance, Xcom, Disgaea, Vandal Hearts, Tactics Ogre
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Post cats
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secret hidden radio mode
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>>734766310
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>>734766565
cool necromancer
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>>734766673
thanks she's very lazy
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>>734766159
wagey woman LOVE HUBBA HUBBA
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I want to rub marshmallow's belly.
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>>734766761
Do it from the inside :3
Guuuurgle
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>>734766809
Guillotina is right there, voreanon
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>>734766862
I bet he's a COWARD who fears Tina because she chews.
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>>734766862
I dont like fatties
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>>734766809
anonymous, marshmallow doesn't eat cats nor people, she charms them and even if you made her big enough for vore related reasons she would still just charm them by licking them.
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>>734766159
she'd literally kill me.
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>>734766761
what if her belly was BIGGER haha...
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>>734766862
>hard whirr
no thanks
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>>734767086
more belly area to rub.
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>>734767086
Braaap
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>>734767139
I wonder why she eats cats whole in her fight instead of biting their head off for an instakill
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>>734767205
Probably because leaving headless corpses on the map would be confusing.
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>>734766310
look at this... cutie patootie...
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>>734767205
because cats inhale food like kirby
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Finally got the nuke ending. I think I'm finished with the game for quite some time now. The victory lap at the end made me realize I'm quite burned out of playing with kitties
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>>734767205
balance. tina is an act 1 boss and having her essentially be lord bunga at that point in the game would be bullshit.
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Brothers we can attain even greater heights
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>>734766310
I don't have a pic of him but we had a black cat we named Lazarus because we were 100% sure we found him dead under our house (chased by our dog), and he rose from the dead. He later lost one of his legs as well (unknown how he got injured, but it was a medical amputation). Perfect image of a necromancer.
Of all the cats I've had he was my favorite, always make him as my Palico
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>kill throbbing king
>do the looting sequence
>if the cat has his equipped gear = he survives
>if the cat is naked = he dies
>cat is naked
>save and quit
>return
>Steven gives my necromancer deja-vu
>ignore looting since rolls are predetermined
>return home
>deja-vu removed
Enjoy this actual secret.
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i-is this a jevil reference?
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>>734768364
No it's a reference to the bateman film
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>>734768402
what film? he's made more than one.
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>>734768689
The one with the Jester he was so serious
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>>734768760
explain how it's a reference to that movie, I don't watch capeshit.
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>>734768019
Cats will make the most miraculous recovery from mortal injury just to die from not drinking enough water
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>>734769174
Dont watch capeshit but like soidertale
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>>734769247
I like that this applies to both mewgenics and real life
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>>734769747
why does your gun look like that?
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>>734769787
He came with Raccoon form as a skill for some reason.
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>>734764627
And the Once-ler wasn't?
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>>734769747
That's a weird looking gun
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>>734769886
>>734769787
also he cannot actually pick up items with pickup ability.
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>>734769886
that's hilarious.
I wish we could take the little bastard back home. Maybe as a reward if you land the killing blow on Chaos with him?
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>>734765730
>>734765905
Just play the GBA fire emblem games if you're gonna tey anything in that franchise.
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>>734769747
ULTRA rare Gun
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>>734769747
you need to go to a doctor if your gun looks like that
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Someone fucking explain now what causes my bosses to spawn as champions when I am not taking Hard route, nor am I setting Steven difficulty, nor did I rake a quest item, and have been getting shit events already so there's no reason for the game to attempt to ruin my good luck when I'm running into random disorders and have bad luck. I can take the disorders. Hypomania is OP and saved my shitty Butcher. But why are my bosses turning up with evolve or kinetic sparkles buffs??
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>>734769747
I felt genuinely disgusted with myself when I let this lil nigga die. He deserves better.
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Why did he do it?
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>>734771387
god tier design wasted on a babby tier boss fight
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>>734764850
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>>734771468
>jobber class has the biggest jobber boss
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ok this stuff is starting to get crazy.
you can breed out birth defects, right?
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>>734771356
mommy issues
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>>734771559
I didnt even know he could spawn a mech until the second time I fought him because it's easy to just skip the part where he summons one by hitting him
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>>734771592
That head mutation also gave me those two defects so I don't know if you can have eyes with it
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>>734771592
no most people cheat engine defects out
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>>734771356
a lil snacc
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>>734771592
need a high stimmy room, and make sure this cat gains a partner it likes to fuck ASAP so you can make as many kittens and tink the defected babies, yes
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>>734749856
The ass zombies don't eat corpses but I definitely think you're right. Not to mentioning both burrow and then shit on you when their on the ground. Definitely fits more than Bunker.
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>>734771592
maybe. three defects is absolutely awful though, i'd just pipe this little freak
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What's the best way to progress in the early game? About 10 hours in and just beat Graveyard for the first time. I got a cat with the mouth mutation so they don't need any food, but breeding without the house upgrades seems pretty shit. The ones I am trying to breed on purpose are pretty much equal to the strays, so currently I'm focused on farming Area 2 hard mode route for furniture. Is that a sound strategy to make breeding not suck ass?
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>get large meteor with mini-me
>druid gets cleric passive that doubles trinkets
Don't ever talk to me or my son or my son's son or my crow or my son's crow or my son's son's crow ever again.
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hitler is coming to the house tomorrow, is he harder than hitler 2? i lost my good ranger to feline aids
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>>734750604
Getting banned is basically a right of passage on 4chan. If you haven't been banned it's purely because you're a newfag who hasn't been here long enough to catch a ban for some arbitrary bullshit. Just stop posting at this point. You're embarrassing yourself
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>>734771823
The no mouth mutation sucks get rid of it
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>>734771592
the head mutation gives you inherent eyebrow and eye defects, but you can breed out the leg one
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>>734771823
do runs with strays, feed almost all kittens to tink
if a home invasion happens, send 1 naked cat to die to it
focus on tink
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>>734771876
Yes he spawns every cat mini boss in the game.
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>>734771876
This is the post I should show if anyone ever asks me what Mewgenics is about.
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>>734771790
>they're
oopsie whoopsie
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>>734771823
take the hard path and pick the furniture boxes.

>>734771971
no reason not to try beating guillotina when you can desu.
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>>734766238
>Morana and Gambit being siblings
Inspired idea, I like it.
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>>734748309
>>734749618
Im glad im not the only one that hates this boss i dont see anyone complain about how overtuned he is
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What's the funniest enemy to Eternal Servitude? Having a Killdozer on my team was a pretty good time.
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>>734772182
I just faced him for the first time with some 6-7average stat cats on the way to unlock the endless and had to laugh at how much of a threat he was compared to the retard I normally got.
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>>734772063
if he thinks his kittens are shit then why lose 4 cats to her when they could go to upgrades
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>take mini-me
>cat with it had a bomb item I forgot about in his weapon slot
>THE TINY ASS CUNT FUCKING CHUCKS THE BOMB AT ONE OF RAD RAT'S MAKING IT EXPLODE INSTANTLY AND DAMAGE ALL OTHER CATS
I swear mini-me is always either a great help or a useless if not wasteful cunt with little in-between
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>Throbbing King on Crazy with 3 shitty quest items
>This cat basically 1 rounded both forms
Man the syringes from Act 3 Lab are so cool Paw Missile and Fist of Fate is such a funny combo. Also the veiny set bonus is insanely broken, instantly triggering bleed every time you teleport with FoF is retarded.
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>>734751058
lel
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>>734772235
if you servitude Johnny he'll continue spawning cultists at the edge of the map in every match and I'm pretty sure they're not even charmed to fight for you
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>>734772382
this beast with braingyser would shred everything
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>>734750023
>Wolrd went to shit after cats killed Hitler 2
What did Edmund mean by this?
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>>734772552
>the secret ending of The End is Nigh implies that Ash was alive during hitler future and experienced the first bombs falling
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>>734772235
I once charmed baby Jack and boxed him in with squirrels so he wouldn't wander off and shield the enemies. Charming a hot poker was annoying as his range was shit.
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>>734749305
>hes the entire reason i don't go graveyard at all
Yeah when i just want to train a couple cats for a house fight i just go sewer route because forcing an injury onto a cat is super gay
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>>734750234
>>734750570
the instant cancer enemies completeltly negate the end being easy
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>>734771823
Until you get more furniture than you have room for quantity > quality so running Act 1 will let you improve your house faster.
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>>734772235
Mega Mutant
>99 brace
>instakills enemies
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>>734771823
I would do beanie quests for cash money if you're not buying jack out every week, you can do multiple quests per run depending on destination and some of them synergise well.
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Fun fact
Butt zombies will get their basic attack back if confusion procs on it
Butt zombie tps to cat > goes to melee > confusion makes butt zombie smack himself > butt zombie gets another basic attack > tries to melee the cat again > loop until attack connects or he dies
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>>734772752
Just kill them before they hit you?
They aren't even that tanky, a Mega Mutant is more likely to fuck you over than the cancer cats.
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Runs take WAY TOO FUCKING LONG in this game holy shit
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>>734771356
He was wisely observing, and chilling, and the baby made him caveman out
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The only thing to make me genuinely ragequit is gaining Alien invasion weather during a run that was already precarious. I really wanted there to be 3 faggots laser blasting everyone and triggering the Bloat.
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>>734773010
take the 4x animation speed pill
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>>734773010
Finally, a steak chewed in properly slow time.
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Gay ass saucer ended my run with its instakill move and grey spam. And no, i didn't go for the hard route. I got this scenario while arriving to the moon
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>>734772235
This cutie
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>>734773105
No, that's legitimately unplayable
>>734773123
It's so frustrating when a run ends at the final chapter boss when the run itself was a 2 hour slogfest.
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>>734772532
He already shreds things well enough to be honest.
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>>734773010
This + the fantastic amount of time it takes to prepare for a run kills the replayability for me. I want more, shorter runs without starting equipment.
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>>734752784
I have made more broken combos than this.
Crown of pestilence, passive that has you attack behind you after you attack in front of you with your basic attack, item that ups your damage by 1, passive that causes your basic attack to place bear traps and for your basic attack to be refreshed when one triggers.
it allows you to win almost every fight turn 1 or 2 with one cat, just give them some brace and armor and a way to heal, mine had a mutation so that it got a free full water bottle every fight.
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This is Glorg. Glorg wants your parasites. For the measly cost of -2 con, you can give up your parasite for the ability to pull them off. Glorg saved my last infinite run. Thanks Glorg.
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blackjack melee on the moon is great since it stops probers from charming cats
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>>734752863
He does? I was so strong i got him on round 10. I dont think he ever even had a chance to attack me.
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>>734752784
unfortunately for your theorycrafting, the strongest build is still:
>random stray with Invert and dna multiplier
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>>734773295
gah damn
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>>734773321
It's a shame as the core gameplay is really good but it can drag horribly. I honestly think each route should only have 2 chapters at most, rather than 3, and even then the 2nd chapter should be shorter (but obviously harder). Instead of the 3 acts, have a selection of 9 different adventures instead or something that have comparatively shorter routes.
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>>734773392
Is that what that nigga does? Every time I’ve run into him it picked my worst con cat and it appears as a con skill check.
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>>734773392
he rips parasites off??
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>>734754018
>you can do bad evil things
well yes
are you under the impression that the game is trying to say you're the hero and are justified in abusing animals to your own ends? did you actually listen to the lyrics of endless misery?
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>>734773621
If the cat in the event has a parasite he just takes it off for free and then you can choose a "good" parasite for any slot.
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>>734773661
anon was replying to a post about PETA (obviously mockingly) lauding tracy as a good person despite her possibly pawning cat corpses for more money
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>>734773580
Yes. He removes parasites but also gives a disorder that is -2 con but lets you freely remove parasites. He also gives you your choices of a unique parasite based on your choice of armor slot. They're OK, but the perk is definitely being able to remove a crippling parasite. Don't bother trying to attack Glorg, the 'positives' you get are a measly two maggots. Any negative roll WILL give you at least one parasite. Respect Glorg and he will respect you.
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>>734773392
I fought him one time and for flies and grubs as companions
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You think Chubs and Nubs used to be normal dogs before being beheaded by Guillotina?
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>>734772382
Thats not a cat
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>First it was sending kittens to tink if they had any negatives
>Then it was any stat being under 6
>Then it was any cat without full 7s
>Then it was any cat without full 7s and good mutations
>Then it was any cat without full 7s, good mutations and inherited abilities
>Now I don't even give them to tink because I don't need the money and don't wanna watch his stupid cutscene every 5 minutes
This game BROKE ME...HOW MEWGENICS MAKES YOU A MONSTER
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>>734773751
i was pointing out that i don't think peta would have a problem with it regardless of how tracy was portrayed. the game mechanics are clearly not an endorsement of eugenics, animal testing, or animal abuse.
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https://youtu.be/a-o1lerKJoI?si=Cp8DZHjTuic76TLg
HE'S GOT A GUN
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has anyone else had this happen to them? i feel like a dipshit
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>>734773392
He gave me some kind of parasite that significantly reduced my spell costs (I think the downside was -2 INT) and I kind of shit on the rest of the adventure.
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>>734773661
If what you do is really abuse then why do strays keep showing up to get fucked by your inbred mutated abominations, huh? HUH?
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>>734773957
That’s what the fight pit is REALLY for.
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You have until April to finish the game before the "you didn't beat the game" comments start coming.
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>>734750738
a good dicking would have (mostly) fixed him
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>>734774223
99.999% of players already didn't beat the game
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>>734773957
>>734774158
there's no downside to keeping the corpses piled up in the fight club, and you can even use them as food
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>>734774069
Judging by everything in Boon County, being drafted to some fucked up adventuring party led by a crazy cat lady is actually the safest place to be.
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>>734756419
3-4 years minimum for the high quality ones, 1-2 years for low effort or much smaller scale offerings. Some stragglers from the first wave of Mewgenics inspired games could be as late as 6-8 years. I watch and follow indie roguelike development closely and this is the general pattern. by the 4th year however you'll see low effort games inspired by the first low effort games from year 1-2 so keeping track of the generations gets tricky
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>>734774223
hopefully they make mage not a net negative to your team
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>>734773010
I think runs are the perfect length, if I wanted 15 minute runs I'd just play Isaac.
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>>734774303
Slay the Spire was a later-wave game inspired by Dream Quest which was the originator indie game for the genre, there were games that cane out ealrier that were lower effort that people just never latched on to or were too niche
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what the fuck even is this creature
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>>734774347
>isaac runs
>15 minutes
more like 30+
maybe 20ish if its a strong run.
Mewgenics runs are about an hour on average
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>>734774303
>mfw the wave of absolutely shameless Balatro ripoffs in the recent Next Fest
Some people really have no dignity do they
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>>734774403
Looks like one of the Ars Goetia demons
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>>734757879
You're only halfway there bro
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>>734774432
When money is involved some really don't
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>>734771879
>7 hours ago
bro?
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>>734774418
How long are successful tainted lazarus to alt path runs and how long are all the failed tainted lazarus runs that came before them?
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>>734774650
nobody likes tainted lazarus for a reason anon
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>>734762867
i like the music. not the strongest, i'd rank it low alongside tuff, but the short lines like
>MY EYES SWEAT!/MY TEETH ITCH!
and this from tuff
>I've got to be tough/This world is so rough
are catchy while you wallop the easy bosses
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>>734774650
>successful tainted lazarus to alt path runs
NOBODY does this(more than once, MAYBE 3 times if they are giga autists)
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>beat the Boneyard in one try

The boss was annoying but nothing impossible. Do people really suck this bad at the cat game?
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>>734774403
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>>734774650
>not tainted cain
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>>734774861
You are like 3 weeks late to be bragging about an act 1 boss kill
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>>734774861
The boss actually gets harder as your cats get better, as your ability to deal damage grows far more than your ability to take it.
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>>734752032
I bit the bullet and mindlessly farmed the alley for a day to get the final room. It was the only time I really didn’t have much fun.
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>>734763140
30% miss chance base line. Keep in mind that every chance roll is subject to Luck, and I mean every single one.
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>>734774970
It’s funny, I’m probably not gonna farm at all for it it’s just gonna happen as a result of trying to get my breeding cats some good skills.
I have so many non-quest runs.
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The Mother being an AoE DPS check when none of my cats were given AoE opportunities sure was great.
Act 3 besides the Ice Age path is kind of shit.
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every single elite status feels mostly boring and nonimpactful except for the one that deals damage on EVERY turn for not spending your mana which is disproportionately fucking awful
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>>734774861
yes, notice why they only complain about daddy sharks and not t rexes, which have more movement & target the last cat who damaged them + the same instakill move, everyone who made it far enough to fight a t rex isn't a jobber and everyone who thinks daddy shark is the hardest enemy stopped playing and jerks their lil steven to guillotina porn
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>>734775196
I had one of those giant blocks with that one on my first battle in the desert. EPIC XD
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>>734775196
Fuck evolve.
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>>734775187
You just need to kill the "root" tumors and the rest die on their own.
As long as you can make enough space for your damage dealer to smack her she is kind of a joke.
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>>734775238
T-rexes one shot thing? But those niggas are always are so far away. I wish Jurassic area was harder
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>>734775196
This was the buff I got on Spinnerette in my first hard mode run.
This probably informed my decision to take a break from the game
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>>734775196
>protected
>flaming on some tilesets
>lucky
>mirror
>resonant
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>>734775360
It's a very simple and pretty easy fight, the issue is that all of my cats pretty much only got utility actives, so it was just a constant battle of mowing down JUST enough to get at least a couple hits in per round.
It was just one of those faggy runs where nobody got anything good except my Thief, but even that was mostly debuffs.
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>>734775432
yes they eat and destroy the corpse and yet no one has meltdowns because everyone runs ranger or has enough damage turn 1 and 2 to delete them despite having double the daddy shark's HP
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>>734775196
the buffs are dogshit, they need to modify bosses to give them extra attacks/patterns, not lazy buffs
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Is there a hidden counter in the game that kneecaps your run if you get good event turnouts? Should I be losing at some events on purpose to avoid the random ebola and psychosus right before a boss.
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>anthro as it becomes more and more prominent with every passing day
I hate it.
getting charmed by marshmallow kisses btw
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>>734774861
Honestly speaking, the game is too easy if you engage with the breeding mechanic at all. A mutie cat with high stats will roll anything up to and maybe including impossible. I don't know because I'm on crazy but I did my first hard run with the hard mode pills and it wasn't so bad.

Harder modes need additional map layouts as well.
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>>734775840
No, among other things they specified that it doesn’t involve choice events at all.
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>>734775840
If you reject a devil deal or the dead cat NPC then that cat is going to get some disorder in the next event
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>>734775840
No, all events are preordained. In fact, you have already been cursed, you and all your runs. You will be cursed in the desert, you will be cursed in the Throbbing Domain. The events of your jurassic will be cursed, and the events of your rift and the events of your end and the events of your infinite. You will be cursed when you click play in, And cursed, when you click save and exit.
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>>734776083
Fuck off Steven
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what leg mutation we running boys? i've been rocking the random debuff one but i just found the bruise leg mutation and that seems pretty busted
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is the rare furniture boost from donating 10 cats to jack after his final upgrade significant
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>>734776274
I've found a soul link on basic attack one I'm trying to pull out of inbreeding hell, and a free divine shield one.
Thankfully neither of them look horribly ugly, at least when the rest of the cat is normal.

>>734776405
I have no idea but what else are you gonna do with em
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>>734776274
tentacle for no knockback has definitely carried me in many situations
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>>734776274
Tile immunity. Feels like I've had it in my cat lineages since I started act 2. Goofy long-legged fuckers but too powerful.
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>>734776120
The sewers will be infested, and the das future will give it's thunderbolts, and the wind will blow from the lab, and the core will be geomagnetic, and then, will appear the sign of the of man in the box, and then all the players of the game will rage, when they see the man in the box coming on the event tile in the infinite.
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>>734776476
i've been thinking about this one since i also got it from the mutation room. probably just going to throw both the bruise and knockback guy in the breeding room and see who outbreeds the other
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>>734747934
Spewer so far. I'd have also said Bumblefoot if you asked a week or so ago, but I had a recent Core run that made me learn or pay attention to something new about him, so I'm less inclined to call him annoying right now. I have not got to Past yet; I just brought back TK's heart for it and decided to go to the Moon instead. I honestly need to do more Moon runs plus the hot potato quest to learn it better. Anyway as for Spewer my first time I partywiped to him, and second time I realized you can in fact destroy his pill dispensers despite them not displaying healthbars. I also realized he sucks you in if you are in cardinal directions of him when you hit him, almost exactly like how the mobs in Caves suck your cats in and eject them. This leads me to believe ranged units plus Butcher's diagonal melee are the best ways to damage him, though I still need to fight him more. I haven't seen Stacy yet but I know she's the other Lab boss
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>>734776985
>you can in fact destroy his pill dispensers despite them not displaying healthbars
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>734769747
here's my Gun contribution
(he took some damage before I got to his turn so no happy Gun)
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>>734776985
>that made me learn or pay attention to something new about him, so I'm less inclined to call him annoying right now
Do tell what it is, I hate fighting that fucker.
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>>734777125
>can't heal him with health pickups
no...
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>perfect for Monk
>Monk can't use it because lol stance switch
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Monk has some ridiculous synergies, and I managed to get one. Charge fists+ and tenderize melts anything especially if you give him some kind of mana regen and even is your monk doesn't outright kill your target it still ends up with a 9 thousands bruise and can be finished by just about any other party member.
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>>734778067
this shit makes monk my least favorite class. having not one but two equipment slots limited is just crippling.
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>>734777141
NTA but don't destroy the corpses and you should be fine. I've never had trouble with him.
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>>734778267
Maybe steakmund will give the monk a passive that will give him a second/free his trinket sloth ?
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>>734778314
Oh... I mean that was pretty obvious already, the main problem with the boss is that he loves to instantly jump across the board onto your most frail cat and down him instantly with his """"random"""" bone shots.
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>>734778267
the instakill isn't the main problem his stupid RNG bone spam is
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>>734748309
The one time I fought him it was fine, he is very passive appart from the pseudo timer, thought I did fight him only one with a decent team (I believe with a team of 3 good leveled cats) so maybe I'll hate him the next times. Spewer wasn't too bad either when I fought him.
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>>734778562
Actually I remember now his bone shots missed every single time jej.
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>>734778495
the first few turns are rough if you have low speed, he will jump onto your slow party members and most of the time you can't attack him after that since he will fart on the slow ones that had not had their turn yet and are close to him. soooo just don't have poor speed on your cats.
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>>734777051
holy shit come on lol. use that noggin.
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>>734774296
>The alleys are full of cat gangs and seem safe but there's too much bullshit going on
>There's also a fucking cannibal cat roaming around
>The desert road has many hazards and a killer shooting cats for fun
>And you'd rather kill yourself than end up as a lab experiment
>Might as well go to the crazy cat lady, you either end up fucking like crazy to breed the retarded out of a dinasty of super cats, go venture and return strong enough to retire or die anyway
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>>734779059
The pills having HP and the spawners not gave me the impression that you were just supposed to smack the pills as they come.
C'mon, even the Coven's candles have visible HP.



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