What are your honest thoughts on Nightelves?
sex xD
>>734937856Amazonian defenders of nature that were bimbofied over time and lost what made them hot.You're supposed to make the tough girl into a bimbo, not have her be a bimbo from the beginning!When I make a fantasy universe, I'm going to get some girls built like the fucking Yautja.
>>734937931>bimbofied over timeThey were the sexual fantasy of the writers and artists back when they weren't castrated by feminist HR and whatever parasites are working at blizzard now.
They.Fuck.ORCS!
>>734937856
>>734937856if you want to see elves get raped, this is the game for you
I can't speak for all female Night Elves, but Tyrande was such a slut that she cucked Illidan to the point that he went mad and became a demon. Tyrande's character in nu-WoW is LE STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN and Malfurion cooks for her and bends the knee to her because she became LE NIGHT WARRIOR CHOSEN OF ELUNE
>>734938009They are ready to get pregnant with zuglings...
>>734938125The whole faction was a male sexual fantasy>there's these tall hot half naked women>and uhh they ride tigers, because tigers are cool>and uhh they're purple and pink and there's no men around>the men are uhhh sleeping somewhere, yeah.>so basically it's just hot tall half naked purple women in the woods!It's less about cucking and more about there not being any males in the picture. Of course these days they have to fuck it up and destroy what made them billions in the past because muh feminisms but back then, only willfully blind people didn't see what the appeal of Warcraft was.
Probably have the lamest and most boring "utopia" in a fantasy setting
>>734937856Absolutely banger lore in WoW classic, pre-Burning crusade. It came from Warcraft 3. Burning Crusade solved all their plot points. Banger of lore.Banger of a design too. The tall moon elves amazon with purple skins are basically the most banger of a design you can imagine, reading tigers and shit.Unnecessary after Burning Crusade, in fact Blizzard gave no shit for them.In retrospect, I wish we got the "Male Lions night elf leading the pack of female lion night elf huntress" concept fully back in the days, but what we got was good enough.(now reposted with the picrelated I meant to)
/v/ - Coomer Garbage
>>734937856I thought they were cool in wc3 but ever since WoW they disgust me
>>734937856I love night elves!
>>734937856I jerked off to them 20 years ago. Draenei, too.
Orcniggers and brownoids may not like to hear this, but their males exist.
>>734938513I remember when my local Gamestop had this real life height cardboard cutout of a night elf to promote WoW.I think some other even got real life figure? I mean, if you're a hormonal young teen deep in fantasy, imagine having a real life figure of a night elf in the shop just before the disks. Fuck that was good.Gachaslop use the same techniques nowadays, weird Blizzard forgot those techniques whatsoever.
>>734937856sexo
>>734938661>but their males exist>uhhh somewhere! they do! really! promise!>fukken browns and orcnigerians!Meanwhile, back in reality, ingame:https://youtu.be/3WnyKJgZhYM?si=s5-CnNZ6cxsqeoeu&t=216
AI nelves.
>>734938865>if you're a hormonal young teen deep in fantasy, imagine having a real life figure of a night elf in the shop just before the disksI still have the original discs and boxes up to cataclysm. Seeing this pretty elf on the box was like celestial mana brought down from the heavens back then.>Gachaslop use the same techniques nowadaysAnd the UI presentation, the way they feature the characters with very detailed 2d art, basically copy pasted what made blizzard into a titan of industry.
>>734937856>thoughts on NightelvesHOLY YUMOLA I'M FINNA
>>734938513>what the appeal of LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FANTASY GENRE wasThat didn't start in wow and it was pretty much common knowledge why weird geeks who didn't fuck bought into fantasy shit.
Elves in office
>>734938513>The whole faction was a male sexual fantasyeverything was a male sexual fantasywe dont care about women
>>734937856oooo daddy rapey
human man x nelf female is all i say even Tolkien knew knife ears love human men
>>734938992It's not only night elves - in fact, Warcraft 3 and WoW pre-burning crusade (and after burning crusade) is a hodgepodge of many inspiration, most of which works, whether you want to be a proud tribal Orc, or an even prooder tribal Tauren, or a simple human, or a gnome. Or a goblin. Fuck this game was good, once.But if you're a teen deep into fantasy, the first thing you should see in Gamestop (and what I saw like 20 years ago) is a high elf cutout, or a figure.
>>734938992looking at that cover again brough back memories and I almost regretted throwing away all my boxes and discs a decade agothen I remember I never want to go back and I want as few reminders as possibleThe past is the past and there's no going back
>>734938886Yeah, did you just stop playing after the orc campaign?The fact that you spend these two missions killing nelves would explain so much about these threadsI remember the first few missions of the night elf campaign but a somewhat annoying mess, being only allowed to use the most basic units (archers, huntresses, ballistas... when do you get dryads?). Waking up the male night elves was a huge deal in that campaign and you finally got some more cool units to fuck around with. Druids of the claw, druids of the talon are awesome in MP as well. The fact that they were desperately needed for their races survival and how Malfurion proceeds to take the lead just shows what gigachads these druid guys were. The amazonian elf girls and the massive wise druid guys form a pair.But sure, then WoW happened and porn.
>>734939345So beyond seething about "weird geeks who didn't fuck", what was the point of your shitpost? agreeing with me but in a passive aggressive manner? :^) kek
>>734939473>human man x nelf femalekekstick to those tiny belf sluts, humie
>>734939527The nelves were supposed to have a lion pack structure - the females are hunting, the rare male elves are the owner of the pack, and the one deciding for shit.It's kinda in early WoW still, and in Burning Crusade (kinda). But after that it's absolutely forgotten. Cool concept tho
>>734939619>what was the point of your shitpost?All of high fantasy is jerk-bait for nerds, and has been since Conan comics and D&D.Anime too, until like 2010.
>>734939693Even WC3 didn't really commit to this idea, although as an RTS, there is only so much lore you can dump on the player.
Orcs rape NelvesHumans rape Femperas
>>734939527>Yeah, did you just stop playing after the orc campaign?You're purposefully being dense and that's okay because this is 4chan but if you go back and count how many units in Warcraft3 night elf faction are just women, and compare that to every other faction, you will realize that what i'm saying is true. Here, spoonfeeding:https://classic.battle.net/war3/orc/units/https://classic.battle.net/war3/human/units/https://classic.battle.net/war3/nightelf/units/https://classic.battle.net/war3/undead/units/The orcs are all male, no women. Humans have 1 female unit, same as undead and the night elves are the only faction with 5 female units, heroes included. They're the only faction which has two female heroes as well. It's obvious that the whole faction had a matriarchal structure.>they were desperately needed for their races survival and how Malfurion proceeds to take the lead just shows what gigachads these druid guys wereYeah, but until then the society basically existed without their input, they were called in when the going got tough, which is basically an anti feminist message ironically but that only serves to prove the point of them being a fantasy for the male audience. The women don't age, they're hot and half naked and the men are sleeping somewhere. This doesn't have to be this difficult to see. Their basic unit is the archer, which is female, not male, as it is for ever other faction. There's only like 2 male unit besides the 2 male hero units which are the druids, so in total there's onl y 4 male units in the whole faction, the rest are either trees or golems or summons.
>>734938068For me, it's the one that gets stuck in the wall to the bar's cellar.
>>734939956I'll take that as a "yes, i was seething about strangers doing stuff i don't like". You do you.
>>734939971Yeah, that's very early in development, but it was an inspiration. The whole nelve campaign is heavily inspired by this idea of "female lions" and "male lions", except you "male lions" are really 8 foot tall druids with muscle anywhere.If it was needed to explain, this race is pure sex. It's like tailored to be the most pure sex race you'd ever imagine, in a fantasy game, ever.
>>734939971>night elf is for not-centaur's horsecock
>>734940209If only the male nelfs looked like that in WoW.
>>734939429office elves, even
>>734940123That neither erases the existence of male night elf units, nor the significance of the male night elves in the story.>There's only like 2 male unit besides the 2 male hero units which are the druidsThere are also only technically two female night elf units, archers and huntresses. Dryads are something else. Hippogryph riders are archers on a mount.Your initial post implied that male night elves don't exist while posting the orc campaign where you play vile barbarians killing nelves. Live with your idiocy.Yes, they have a higher female-to-male ratio than other races, approximately 50/50. Which is a far cry from the female-only race you pornbrained idiots want them to be.PotM was always a huge meme, the race might as well be two male heroes and one female one in MP
Hope to see some good voiced custom campaigns with all the ai stuff around>2026
>>734938009One of the greatest arts to ever grace the eyes of men
>>734940428>Dryads are something elseSo in that case we stop counting the Keeper of the grove male unit as being male? You're purposefully being disingenuous here but that's expected:>There are also only technically two female night elf unitsPriestess of the moonWardenArcherHuntressDryadThat's 5 female units in the nelf faction. Are you going to pretend to not be able to count now, just to own the . . uhhh.. "pornbrained idiots" now? Why are you so hilariously petty and seething about the reality of the game? Who hurt you? Here, i even made a pic to teach you how to count to 5.
night elves were better as eco terrorists who weren't part of da alliance
>>734940726>So in that case we stop counting the Keeper of the grove male unit as being male?Considering Malfurion is also a KoG, and you can use his model in multiplayer (in Reforged), shit gets even more muddy.>seething about the reality of the gameThe reality of the game is that male night elves exist and are an important part of the nelves' roster. The mere mention of their presence seems to have made you premium mad, as displayed by this chain of replies.
>>734941028>The mere mention of their presence seems to have made you premium madI was the one to call you out for wanting to have one less male unit in the nelf faction while in your blind seething about Dryads being considered female. You're calling me "premium mad" while seething about "pornbrained idiots" and you're probably the same cunt here>>734939956>>734939345who is seething about "weird geeks who didn't fuck" and "jerk-bait for nerds". You're obsessed with other men's genitals and seethe about them looking at hot women in media. I hereby diagnose you with terminal online woketardation. The treatment doesn't exist, you will continue seething about what others do until the day you die. Amen, and may whatever gods exist have mercy on your soul. Over and out.
He mad.
>>734941028>>734941507The fact that both of those retards are argumenting about nelves 20 years after the game is a proof that this race is pure sex
>>734937856best race stuck in the worst game
>>734937984wish we could still have people like this making our gamesbut atleast old vidya is free to download
>>734938867give
>>734941832imagine the orc licking her pussy clean...
night elf womentauren men
>>734941954they're still making the gamesthey're not in their 20s anymore and have turned giga liberal during their midlife crisis
>>734942578Futas made them obsolete.
>>734943371time makes fools of us all
>>734939982>Humans rape FemperasBASEDASED
orcing with orcs
>>734937856Boring
>>734945162This. Nelves are born to breed with Orcs.
>>734937856>tfw you'll never just chill in the Moonwells with other fellow sentinels and huntressesThis thread is gay as hell
>>734942578That tauren has some fat ass on him, my human cock would destroy it
>>734947172your nelf pussy smells
>>734940123>It's obvious that the whole faction had a matriarchal structure.you spend half of the nelf campaign trying to reach and wake up the MALE druids from slumber to save the nelves from annihilation by the burning legion. They were helpless women running to their men at the first sign of real trouble, and then the men make all the decisions and plans. That's not matriarchy, that's patriarchy you fucking retard
>>734947293Impossible, I bathe in every Moonwell I come across for hours and smell fresh like the kiss of a crisp morning dew in a the dense flowery forest
>>734937856Night Elves do not belong in Azeroth or WarcraftThey Belong in The Elder Scrolls as Former Falmer who became Noxmer outside Tamriel.Seriously, At least under Todd, the Nelves or even the Draenei/Eradar would have a better life and lore if someone does right and keeps the better basics.>>734938513And it was great because feminism ruined everything, even trannies exist because butch mentally ill ugly lesbians hates men and beautiful woman in general
>>734949129>Draenei/Eredar is just ancient Wandering Ehlnofey who consorted with Daedra and later Minotaurs, thus making their existence a mix of Beastfolk, Men and Daedra, they are the mutts of Oblivion, and some were even Daedra Lords during the Battlespire Incident.>Night Elves are Falmer who escaped the Nords and Dwemer, only to become servants of Nocturnal and some even becoming the now famous Shrikes of Nocturnal, their hostility is because they hold a huge grudge against tamrielic people, Their land is a small island far north closer to atmora guarded by huge trees and a cave system that goes deep and connected to Tamriel.here, now have TES 6 happen or put this shit on creations
>>734939982>>734945060retail fags deserve the rope
>>734937856the best kind of Night Elf story is a mixture of them being merciless badasses, while also simultanously having this deeply melanchonic vibe, living among the ruins and the lost grandeur of their ancestral empire. Its like standing at the entrance to Dire Maul and having that bittersweet feeling of "this used to be ours once" and "if only"
Ancient Kalimdor expansion when?https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Kaldorei_Empire
>>734950564I want to see Azshara bouncing on a BGC
>>734950564thats essentially what Legion and the broken isles was
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>>734947753moonwells smells bad so you smell bad
>>734950062Nocturnal at least is more humble than that bum bitch azura and her baththub water scam of hers
Night Elves are made for human females
Elves belong to human men, it has been this way for thousands of years. There is nothing more primally fulfilling than returning to the womb of a night elven woman. They are the custodians and mothers of nature and you are a child of nature. It if your duty as a living being to plant yourself deep into her fertile soil and sow your seed long and wide.
They will say "But what of Civilization and all her splendor? What of glory and renown?" But you need not answer. So long as you root yourself within a night elven woman's embrace, your progeny will outlive any and all civilization, any glory or renown. Your essence will live on within her in epoch and eon far beyond where your bones are dust.
One must recall the ancient past, when eld gods haunted the darkness and ruin raged with chitinous gigantomachy, where your forebear, shaking cold, wounded and alone, stumbled into the den of the She-Elf. In the primordial dark forest her unexpected embrace was his only reprieve, the succor in her bounteous bosom sustained him. Truly, we must retvrn.
Thus, do elven women complete man.
but could night elves clear naxx?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3LfDQxGpc
>>734937856idk never played world of warcraft how big is the game size
tl;dr nelves are made for stinky smelly orcs
>>734950774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-IS_9Skq74
>>734937856Night elf women owe me oral sex
>>734937984Correct, back during the golden age of vidya, pre-Gamergate when it was a male space. All girls in games were basically coomer bait.The most iconic female in gaming are the ones that perfectly walked the line between sexy and believable action girl>lara Croft>alex Vance>Jade from beyond good&evil
>>734937856>Men sleep and only wake up when serious shit is happening or they need to fuck their wife every 100 years>Women are all hot purple blue haired super models in bikini armorThe ultimate male fantasy race.
I'm not an elffag, but I can only imagine how much damage Blizzard did during the 00's.>when you discover /dance
>>734937856safe horny dark elves
>>734937856>be me>play wc2 and 3 during puberty>become sexually attracted to elves>it lasts the rest of my life
>>734959282You have no idea.Blizzard back in the WOW days had a webpage and their forums and on the main page they'd post daily artwork. There were so many artworks of slutty nightelves and of course old Blizzard not only didn't give a fuck and posted it anyway, they encouraged it. A lot of my younger sessions were to just browsing that page and eating up all the night elf women in scantily clad armor.God those were the days.
>>734937856I love my nelf wife!!!
i REALLY want to smell their breath
>>734959838>There was no actual explicit porn in the fanart section>However every image had a link to the artist's website which sometimes DID have explicit pornHalcyon days
>>734937856they were my favorite faction in warcraft 3. i also rolled a nelf warrior because of her 2hander animations and that one chest bounce animation.
>>734959838Forever searching for a piece of fanart from back then of a female night elf hunter facing facing forward standing in a kind of swamp. It wasn't even THAT sexy but it awakened something in 11 year old me.
>>734939345>weird geeks who didn't fuck bought into fantasy shit.why
>>734960852Nvm. Found the wayback to the art dump.This was the first real 'sexy night elf woman' art they posted and I'd constantly go back to it.
>>734937856Probably one of the coolest depictions of Elves in any vidya gaem setting. I always make a Male Druid and a Female Priest as Night Elves whenever I get the urge to play wow.Night Elf women are also 100% sex.
>>734961909crazy that one night elf could defeat two orcs and one goblin. Night elves sure are powerful
>>734937856>dress like whores>refuse to have sexwho wrote this?
>>734963286they have sex all the time. with eachotherthis is canon
>>734939982can't rape the willing
>>734947172https://files.catbox.moe/n4bh3u.png
It's sad how Tyrande is the most beautiful female AND the most powerful character in Azeroth and yet can't defend her people because of her weakness to Orcs...
>>734937856Irradiated trolls>b-but Cope
>>734961909>>734965182Canon
>purple stickseasily moggedBIG THUNDERBLUFF MILKERS MOOOO
>>734959838Their ads were also pure nelf sex.
>>734937856imagine the footjobs with those huge feet
>>734939982>reports you to HRwhat now, rapist?
>>734970772lucky orc...
>>734937856They are weird, usually the dark elves are the baddies
Time to boot up the chatbot, I suppose.
>>734971680based, but a horde symbol would be better
>>734937856Vgh, Teldrassil...I may have to go plumbing this majestic tree again, it's been awhile and it's always cozy
>>734937856Has Tyrande done anything or be anywhere near as hot when she crashed out and beat the fuck out of Sylvanas and kill her man?
>>734959838Wasn't there one with either a Tauren or Nelf huntress implied to be fucking her cat or something
>>734940123>>734947496>>734940428the night-elves are matriarchal in the sense that their soldiers and captains are all female, while the males are spiritual and civic leaders. This mirrors the Amazons from Diablo, incidentally.
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>>734978936Azshara was high queen of the Kaldorei yes, the empire the Night Elves splintered off of.
>>734968820oh man i remember jacking off to this
>>734978414I remember that one because of how much butthurt it caused. A lot of people freaked out about it.
>>734979659nelves are asians confirmed
>>734938513>so basically it's just hot tall half naked purple women in the woods!Yes.
>>734937856Art is always 10/10, ingame model is a 1/10.
>>734937856I liked them better when they were savage xenophobes who taunted and massacred anyone who stepped into their forests while pining for long-forgotten legacies and wearing less clothes than an escort. That shit was so antisocial and primeval, it can't even exist in the same universe as modern psychobabble.
