>Samus is supposed to be a super tough no nonsense intergalactic bounty hunter with crazy skills and weapons>But shes also a curvy blonde PAWG bimboWhat the fuck is Japan's problem? Don't they understand how cringe and gay this is?
that's not the only thing that's cringe and gay homeslice
>>734943686From the Japanese perspective, everything you just said is cringe and gay.
>>734943686What are you, gay?
>>734943917>>734943954>>734944238>Hurr durr you're gayRetards.
>>734943686unlike>random ugly woman that does the same thing
>>734946568Fag
yeah, that's what the mech suit is for, frogtard.
does japan even know what a bounty hunter is? why does she stick with the federation?
>>734947037Who do you think pays her?
>>734946568Homo
>>734947037bounty hunting evolved anonin space, no one can hear you moaning
>>734943686she was originally a gym girl from the 80s, not a bimbo
I will never understand the idea that strong, intelligent people must be ugly. It's usually the opposite in real life. Fat, ugly retards are everywhere, whereas most of the actually intelligent, productive members of society are slightly above average or better. This applies even moreso to women.
>>734943686Samus was canonically a whore thats why she has a bimbo body
>>734943686https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/pawg%20bimbo/kys
>>734943686>pawg>wshe's japanese
>>734947836>japanese>blonde>blue eyesshe is not japanese, retard
>>734947836>>734947881she's a bird
>>734948079Oh. I wish I were a bird.
She killed billions
>>734948446Fine, sankyuu
>good looking women can't do anything
>>734948649All women can't do anything.
>>734943686She hasn’t been a pawg outside of a single smash bros model
>>734943686>high heels specifically meant to accentuate legs and ass built into suit>the ass still looks like thatGrim
>>734948978>I need asses to be obscenely largeit's good, what are you smoking?
>>734946568QUEER
>>734947037what do you think bounty stands for in bounty hunter
>>734946568>not refutingSo you indeed are.
>>734943686You're the one headcanoning the Zoomer slang and bimbo stuff, the only time she's even slightly a bimbo type is the 4koma spinoff.
>retards so brainwashed by tubes of lard and whores that only do cardio they don't know that when a woman lifts they get big asses
>>734947657if you're intelligent, you can work out how to look good. The vast majority of ugly people are only ugly because they're too dumb to work out how they could look good instead. It's no coincidence that smart people are more attractive on average because of that direct causal relationship since greater intelligence gives you greater capability to improve your attractiveness.
>>734948978It is a boy
>>734943686I think you mean to say how BASED* and STRAIGHT* this is.
>>734943686the reversal to a feminine body was for shock value and nothing else lolthey didn't think metroid would catch on as much as it did
>>734947037No, they literally don't. They saw Star Wars, saw Boba Fett, and thought "bounty hunter" meant "cool space person".
>>734943686>its gay to like attractive femalesAsk me how I know you're trans
>>734943686you're cringe and gay
>>734946568nothing wrong with being a deeply closeted homosexual, anon, it's a proud italian tradition
>>734943686>>734946568kys tranny
>>734947657Congratz, you deboonked a jewish meme. I will rape every Becky and Deborah to death.
>>734946568FAGGOT!!!
>>734943686>interracial loving spic>saving samples
>>734946568Cock shiner
>>734953218Disgusting. I'm gonna throw up.
>>734943686>a curvy blonde PAWG bimboOnly in fanart
>>734957249And Smash
>>734957249Wrong, dumbass. This is official art from Nintendo.
>>734950510Why would Nintendo draw Samus pregnant?
>>734957504PAWG stands for phat ass white girl. She doesn't have an ass in that pic. Thanks for proving my point.
>>734946568YOU VILL VORSHIP VOMENYOU VILL VORSHIP DRAWINGS
>>734947037Language barrier. She's basically a PMC for the feds.
>>734957504Where is the ass though?
>>734957615Your brain has been rotted out by watching niggers and porn for your entire life. You are a subhuman and your opinion is worthless dogshit.
>>734957715On my dick.
I dont know if you know this or not but Samus is a bit of a fucking retard.The best example I can think of this is in Metroid Prime 1 when that giant phazon monster is about to collapse and she just...lets it fall on top of her.
>>734953218>>734954025Her new games might not be great, but she's still a fantastic character!
>>734957504>>734957615>>734957715>>734957780OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>734954237Samus is so cool....
Americans would be happier if she was a black muscular dyke with a side cut
>>734943686She's just a healthy blonde girl. Bimbo is a jewish fetishization concept
>>734943686>What the fuck is Japan's problem? Don't they understand how cringe and gay this is?It's not cringe nor gay. It's HOT. I'd fuck Samus.
>>734958075I like how Brawl gave people this idea that Samus in her Zero Suit is gorgeous and powerful.And in Zero Mission she has a flat ass and is extremely fragile
>>734947836I thought aran was an irish name
So was her shithole remodeled or not?
>>734958124These are so good, why cut them from America
>>734958302Your skin is the color of shit
>>734958302it was happening before the wii was a console, zoomer
>>734946568
>>734958302>smash brothers >gave people ideas of strength if anyone is this retarded then it means the dog from animal crossing could cave Kazuya Mishima's head in
japanese or american Samus?
>>734958302Literally the first metroid game does this
>>734957734That kind of flat ass has never been considered phat.
>>734958932And niggers like you have never been considered human.
>>734950510>Complaining because he got Samus pregnantBitch please, I'd get my entire family together for a fucking Jamboree in anticipation of such a powerful child!
>>734959216Jew beak
>>734959608>seething aggressive mimicry uncovered
>>734958759Jap but the american one is just a slight downgrade, far from the normal destruction that they do with hot women.
>>734959216On god skibidi
>>734959804Nice...
>>734958759All credit where it's due they could have made Samus look like some androgynous chick with a buzzcut but they stuck to making her look good. Prime 4 dicked a lot of things up but they did get Samus right.
>>734958759american samus is cute
>>734959008You're so obsessed
>>734943686Yeah, warriors women are fucking gay. Or rather, the faggots who like that shit are gay.
Why does the zero suit conform so tightly to her body? What tactical advantages does this grant her?
>>734943686Tomboys aren't supposed to have moles either, but that's not the point.
PSA:Samus is a fit gym bunny yes shes going to have muscle but its not going to be steroid tier because>Its the suit doing the heavy lifting >she has chozo DNA meaning shes already faster and stronger without needing to workout she could bench 250 and keep a slim figure because of this.She could train and be super roided but thats not something most normal people do even bounty hunters.
>>734960973Well, she wears it inside the power suit, right? So makes sense it'd be as tight as possible.
>>734960973>>734961082I hope Chozo technology makes it breathe and be frictionless like skin as it is.If I had to wear latex covering my whole body like that, you could get the nuclear codes out of me to make it stop.
>>734959216It's not a NTR doujin though. She just gets gangbanged and bred by pic related.
>>734962865Manthony MOTHERFUCKING Higgs.
>>734961082Vacuum sealed ass...Imagine the smell
I like samus when she is pretty but I also sort of want to see her covered in scars and deformities after having her DNA fused with metroid DNA and having her fusion suit surgically removed from her body
>>734943686Why is being attractive a problem?
>>734946568fruitcake
>>734947037>Mother Brain skipped bail AGAIN
>>734965381I was very confused with that portion especially as she's more beautiful than ever in the ending.
>>734958075flabby
>>734965381We kind of had that with Prime 3 as the game and phazon poisoning progressed.
>>734946568He who packs fudge
>>734943686I wish i could be like Samus...
>>734958759Prime 4's take on Samus is so perfect >finally nails the ZM look in 3D>but in a way that actually fits the Prime aesthetic, unlike 2I can give Prime 1/remastered a pass since that game predates the ZM design and as such it wasn't the standard, and Prime 3 Samus also looked fine
For me its samus x dark samus
>>734965381
>I like watching princesses shooting guns and saving worlds btw if you don't then YOU are gay hehe
>>734958759Japan all day every day, including Smash.Prime Samus looks like a manager-seeking Karen hag.
>>734943686Yeah it's pretty neat.
>>734969703this gave me a boner for some reason when i was 12
Samus has always been a weakling.
>>734943686But that’s why she use a power suitThere’s power suit stories where the pilot is a fraile and disabled guy, how is this a stretch?
>>734964050If the Zero Suit is a casing built to protect Samus, are you suggesting that we imaginethe smell of the shell?
>>734961351I'll take Samus Marie Rose
>>734971380Naturally. Such a nice easter egg that never showed up again.
>>734946568sweet post
>>734950467>smart people are more attractiveCorrelation, etc.If you're a charismatic fuck, you can convince people you're a genius when nothing has gone through your head except caffeine and vitamins for decades.
>>734943686Very sturdy
Her sister is cuter.
Imagine if you had a bounty on your head and Samus Aran came after you. You would be so incredibly fucked. Her weapons and combat abilities are so advanced and overwhelming...there would be no escape from her...
>>734976105Indeed
>>734976105Imagine if she absorbed you into her suit and then farted loudly.
>>734957919huh
>>734958635what is this new gay shit bloody hell
awful thread, metroid deserves to be dead, don't (You) me cuckold losers
>>734943686they want the mexican bvll audience
>>734946568Preach it queen#TransRightsAreHumansRights
>>734943686Why do people act like a Nintendo game is supposed to be fucking Citizen KaneSamus is barely a character and always has been
>>734943686You're supposed to be a man of valour and dependableBut you're a weak tranny bitchWhat the fuck is your problem? Don't you understand how cringe and gay you are?
>>734967898You can! Just kill yourself and you'll become her in the next life!
>>734943686Women are supposed to take care of children and the home. If they aren't eye candy they do not belong in any such roles like galactic bounty huntress.
>>734946568Jeets omega triggered by this lmao, grow the fuck up and accept men can like women in different ways from you
>>734958124>>734958171I miss her fusion design
>>734947836Her name is literally Samus Aryan.
Sexy and coolYou're just a turbo fag
>>734943686>if a woman is blonde with blue eyes>sHe'S a bImBo HURRFFFThanks for telling the world about your antiwhiteism anon, but we didn't ask.
>>734985430blondes are dumb is code for kikes smarter than goyim
>>734943686>bimboYou don't know what that word means.
>>734947037>>734953697
>>734947657It's an antiwhite meme pathogen.If the oligarchs can deceive the vague masses into thinking White features are bad/ugly and nonwhite features good/beautiful the vagues will slowly push for biological White erasure on their own
>>734977331I haven't been using 4chanx since the captcha update fucked it all up a few months back.Is it fixed now for the most part?
>>734985879kikes think they're the smartest, and kikes are swarthy and ugly, therefor light and attractive must be dumb by kike logic
>>734943686if you're unattractive you're more likely to be weak
>>734946568Ok Vito Spatafore
>>734943686I don't know, but I'm not complaining.I want Samus to sit on my face.
>>734958021>>734958075>>734957504Peak Samus (also Brawl). I never liked the redesign with the beauty mark. I go out of my autistic way to remove it from pictures.
>>734986758why did they give her such a fat ass?
>>734943686shes not 'supposed' to be that, thats how she was localized in america. Shes supposed to be exactly how she looks, like if princess peach was a space superhero.
>>734986843she's sitting in a way that makes her ass look larger
What do you guys think of Prime 4? I’m still at the start and while Mackenzie is insufferable I can’t judge the tame so far
Would you join Samus on one of her dangerous missions?
>>734987142The amount of time I have access to Youtube is far higher than the time I have access to games so I haven't played it but I didn't hear good things from some in-depth videoesMy favorite bit I heard is the whole "There are Breath of the Wild style shrines in the desert but there's no way of knowing if you have the item to actually do it and your map doesn't mark the ones you've completed"
>>734946568juicy fruit ass nigga
>>734969224>Vampire Hunter D styleNeat.
>>734976182first time noticing the pirate is staring at her ass
>>734987142Miles winds up doing something useful if you can believe it, upgrading your arm cannon
>>734969224Jackie Chan Adventures had a guy who could do thisIt gave me the heeby jeebies every tyime.
>>734987281The item thing is not quite right, you can tell which item you’re missing but yeah it doesn’t tell you, and it marks if you’ve done it or not, you just need to do something else>>734987142It’s an average game, I wouldn’t say it’s mediocre but it’s not good either, it’s just average, I usually play 2D Metroids only, and this is the second Prime I play (Have only played Prime 1 in the GC) it’s just too simple because they want a newer audience, I often spent hours wandering around in Prime 1 because I legit had no idea where to go, but here they just hold your hand, the controls, music, and visuals are great but that’s it, it has some good boss fights but the other enemies are just reskins of 3 of them McKenzie hate is out of proportion for what people know about the game, he does nothing until the very last section where you are preparing everything and backtracking for 100%, that’s where he truly becomes unbearable not before
>>734976105haha oh no
>>734988372 (me) I think most of the complains come from the long wait, I wasn’t waiting for it so I had no hype nor huge expectationsI can see Retro pulling out a way better game if what has been told about the hell development is true, they already have the tools, they just need a better concept
It's still weird to me that OPs image can never be, because for some reason her suit just materializes around her. I guess that was just easier to animate but Zero missions cutscene where she loses the suit still makes no sense to me.
>>734987450I do like vampire Samus, but for me it all started with the idea that she would use the teeth on the arm of the fusion suit to drain people.pic mostly unrelated but still on theme.
>>734987142Prime 4 is complete garbage. Graphically it looks like purple vomit, the story is absolutely repulsive, it ruins the concept of a Metroid game by forcing linearity, even when it makes no sense. The NPCs actually get worse, and Mackenzie is just the starting point. Sylux is built up to be this amazing villain, but he jobs at every opportunity.Really, what were they thinking with this dump heap of a game?
>>734988643it's bird magic
>>734988694>what if Metroid was a...now hold on a second
>>734976105Nah, I'd win
>>734946568Trolazo
>>734943686>>super tough no nonsense [...] with crazy skills and weapons>>But shes also a curvy blonde PAWG bimboSounds like the perfect woman???
>>734946568Gaylord
>>734989894Except for her being over-emotional and crying and having feelings constantly.
>>734990161She only does that in one game you fake fan retard.
>>734990204She also does it in Dread. Her temper tantrum against Raven Beak is so bad that she can't even turn it off without Quiet Robe intervening.
>>734990259that was stronk womyn rage thoughever
>>734990294It still shows how he's completely unable to control her tantrums.
I actually just beat Dread today. Pretty good. Couple of nice bosses. Fuck the blue EMMI. Though in retrospect I'm betting you can just book it an entire room over then keep walking after you activate phantom cloak instead of trying to hide.
>>734988703If you showed me that five years ago, I wouldn't even recognize it as being from a Metroid game. The only thing that distinguishes it from a modern AAA game is he's a white male.
>>734969139
>>734994463
>>734943686>PAWG bimboWhy do today's children make up retarded words and don't know how to use old words?
>>734985012Seethe lmao
>>734994512
>>734994596the words you think kids are making up today were actually made up by cliques of black people 20 years ago
>>734985861>doing actual bounty hunting would be really dumb and boring and not Metroid!Why? We're already taking contracts from people who want us to do things. Every single game except Super Samus takes a job that turns into a galaxy-saving adventure.
>>734947657I never saw Dunning-Kruger retards come out of the woodwork for this quite like I did with Darktide. The argument, repeated ad nauseam by the devs themselves (or at least the community managers) is that the characters are so ridiculously ugly because they're soldiers.Being in the military doesn't change your fucking skull shape. Having a martial background does not cause you to look like Sid from Ice Age. Scars, of course. Having a weathered face, tired eyes? Absolutely. Having proportions of a literal pig, with physiognomy only ever seen on illustrated propaganda posters about inbred soviets? What the fuck does being enlisted in the guard have to do with that?
>>734948842I always wonder if you people include your mothers, grandmothers, and sisters in these "women are useless demonic assholes" rants.
>>734943686Having an athletic body does not stop you from having a prominent ass.
>>734947037For a while it made sense. The intro to Super Metroid makes it sound like she keeps them at an arms length but likely needs the stability they offer the galaxy to even get work. And Prime 3 makes it pretty clear you're not working directly for them. But Other M literally implies she worked for them directly somewhere in the middle of her Chozo training (somehow after she was trained by them as a young girl but before they gave her the armor? I really don't get this part) and Prime 4 just makes it seem like she falls directly into federation protocol, so there's really not a distinction at this point.
>>734958759All things considered, they did a damn good job with the American Samus. Most western devs would've had Samus looking like pic rel.
>>734987235Eating ass can be dangerous, if you know what I mean...
>>734987142Most the game is just okay. But the desert content is bad enough to bring the whole thing down.Also the final boss just being an extended version of an earlier miniboss was really disappointing. I was thinking there must be a third form for sure.
>>734957919Did you see how fast Omega Pirate falls on her? She wouldn't have been able to dodge.
>>734995390I remember vividly thinking "Oh fuck he's gonna timber move out of the way" and she's like "Nope just let it happen"
>>734967564I'm honestly mad the Zero Suit design just took over her identity, her armorless Fusion look was perfect.
>>734995369Oh, herpes?
>>734946568GAY MAN!!!
>horny as fuck 24/7>look like an oblivion characterLife is funny like that.
>>734987142It gets a lot of the window dressing right. The visuals and the yamamoto music score and the scanning environments for info.It fails at a lot of things that are classically metroid though. I wouldn't call it a bad game. But it plays closer to a zelda game than a metroid game. The emphasis on weak relatively uninteresting characters and the poorly designed overworld doesnt do the game any favors.However, when you're in certain areas and exploring for upgrades it still kinda feels like metroid and the combat is a step up from the first 3 games. Prime 4 has the best and funnest boss fights IMO but thats about all it has that isn't outclassed by other games in the series.
>>734946568look at this gay dude
>>734943686Retard OP. Samus is hot as fuck, and she literally sells because she's hot. No one gives a shit about anything else unless they're incel chuds. lmao
https://files.catbox.moe/w60kr1.mp4
>>734997952teach me how to work this magic.
Metroid would be an objectively better and more successful franchise if Samus was a man.
>>734988694>She gives you this look and tells you she's going to suck you dry.
test
>>734985879It's nothing to do with that. Samus had an established look in super and fusion that was discarded for other m and zero missions art style. People hated the change and redesign for casuals because it made Samus look worse, small statured, and like a whore instead of a goddess
I want to be samus
>>734999553https://files.catbox.moe/6ost84.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/7bto9t.mp4
>>734969420Non canon slop made to capture American market by cartoonifing the manga style of Metroid.
>>734943686>never hurts males>only goes after metroid fucking weirdos>gets out of her suit>takes a bubble bath>probably calls superman and batman to fuck herYeah...Im thinking, based.
>>734961032Samus isn't a gym bunny. >>734958171Unless you are a rat then she is definitely a bunny just the art direction alone makes it clear she's gigantic.
>>734946568Uphill gardener
>yellow X is lemon>orange X is orange>green X is apple>red X is strawberry>pink X is raspberry>blue X is blueberry>purple X is blackcurrant
>>734977331That's been happening for years it only affects certain soundposts and I'm not sure what causes it.
>>734969224Imagine...
>>735000062What site do you use for these?
>>734987450>>734988694Cute fangies
>>735000062holy shit that tomb raider one is good
Samus routinely molests and rapes her bounty hunter targets. Not just the men but the women too. Nintendo has confirmed this.
>>734943686>curvy blonde PAWG bimboYes.
>>734950367>when a woman lifts they get big assesCan confirm. Squats and deadlifts = righteous badonkadonk.
>>735000032>>734997952>>734987235I should jerk off
>>734985231God I bet she stinks when she crawls outta that suit.
>>734946568>gets called gay>pulls out a gunWhat causes this?
>>734946568Prancing la la homo man.
>>735002186more??
god i want to get samus pregnant and have be the mother of my child instead of playing pretend mom for an alien jellyfish
>>734943686She should go back to being half-naked inside the power armour.
>>735000070Yeah, that's Prime alright. Western slop for balding bags of insecurities.
>>735002712good morning saar
>>734947657Smart people know they need to take care of their appearance to improve their social connections. Intelligence and genetical beauty have no correlation, but just by being fit, healthy, clean and dressing well they look so much better.This doesn't apply to the autistic geniuses that use all their intelligence for one single task and fail at everything else.
>>734947462Sex in a vacuum!
>>734946568Zesty mf
I prefer this take on Samus, but I don’t hate her official design.
>>734985931yes>>735001473weird, testing..
>>734969224Ahhhh!!!
St peach is the best cosplayer!
