Who would win?
>>734970053
The cock.
>>734970053Could be flatter
>gachafag humor
Porn thread.
>>734970053Oh hey, I've ...to this image before.
>>734970053What game are these the flattest in. Because they are not even the flattest characters of the last 5 years. They are A cups, borderline B. There are games with AA cups.
>>734970053>Who would win?No matter what happens between those two, the winning party will be me.
>>734970053>which child has the sexiest chest?
>>734970270howd you know?
>>734970286
>>734970053>Find the rest of this guy's art>Boner deflated
>>734970053Muh dick
>>734970657
>>734970053which one has the biggest ass?
>>734970734what for?
>>734970053For me it's Nahida and Furina
>>734970854judging by that picture its hoot ow
>>734970869
>>734970930I'm going to KILL all the rest of these miscellaneous creatures and CONSUME their souls
>>734970930
>>734970053i love flatties so much bros
>>734970053Magilou
>>734970734>trendchasing fag>lolsorandom humor and exaggerated faceswhat's worse it's he clearly has good technique but takes the easy way out
>>734970869>>734970930>>734971002The best archons and the golden age of Genshin
>>734971029Not even King Arthur would be able to pull me out of her.
>>734970619Well? Which one?
>>734971332The one that has the sexiest everything
>>734971372Literal fertility goddess
I miss her
>>734970947Am I gay for wanting her to rape me with her monstrous futa cock?
>>734971747yes
There is a reason there hasn't been a flatty in Genshin since Flatrina, and that is because she is the apex of flatties, both 2D and 3D.
>>734971583>impregnating a tree
>>734970053Idk anything about these characters but one clearly has water powers so she wins against the fire bitch.
>>734970053Us.
>>734971912Yes
>>734971957>water stronk against fireGTFO with that pokemon logic. Blue bitch gets vaporized.
>>734971632she was in lantern rite bwo
>still wearing bikinisthey could be brattier
>>734971632
>>734970053>filipino thread
>>734972198Wtf is firebitch meant to do if waterbitch floods the damn place and firebitch is drowning and with no oxygen around her to use her powers.
>>734971747i take it all back, you're the straightest man that ever straighted
>>734972526Then blue bitch would drown as well. Not really a win. And I bet red bitch could still pull of some nuclear fusion bullshit. Too hot for you water autists.
>>734972198You realize Vaporize reaction is stronger when you apply hydro to pyro and not the other way around, right?
>>734973296Oh my Science! How could I forget!She needs to be very careful when a load of STEAM hits her in the face.
>>734970053I have no idea, but I feel we all just won.
>>734970831I was hoping she was about to take a shit by the thumbnail
>>734970053Neither are brats though, despite being flat they have women's bodies.
>>734970053Me, i'd fuck Hu tao and Blue Tao
>>734970053Neither, give me hags instead.
>>734973726>not flat
>>734973801hags by law cannot be flat
>>734973726where are the pubes?
>>734970619they aren't children
>>734971747>am i gay for wanting cockgee i dunno
>>734973801>>not flatThat's the point. >>734973889Now this is a better critique.
>>734974186Ugly
>>734971747NO
>>734973867Explain this
>>734973726>>734974186Babymaking sex with AliceGiving Klee siblings Total milf loveHusband be damned
>>734973867Lusamine from Pokemon? She even had kids too.
>>734970734what do you expect from a viet larping as a japanese?
>>734974368Cringe.>>734974539Based and Mamapilled.
>>734970260This
>>734973889kys
>>734974186>>734974539for me it's oyakodon
>>734970260eh actually, its Titok JJK humor
>>734970053moonwife
I love Hu Tao so much that I quit Genshin forever when I couldn’t pull her.
I NEED a Furina mommy gf so badly…
I always liked Hu Tao to some degree (purely for her aesthetics) but the Lantern Rite stuff really sold me on her. It also hard shipped her with (You) which was a rarity at the time.
>>734970147source
i love my furiwife
Me
>>734970053my dick
any h-games of flat mesugaki in microbikinis?
>>734970053amber because her hair is a natural realistic non silly color.
>>734977059the first girl they've added in years that is waifu-tier for me
>>734971747futa is a straight mans fetish
>>734970053No tanlines?
>>734985179Tummy
AHHHH I WANNA FUCK ALICE AND CUM INSIDE HER
>>734986824BASED
>>734979051not ur wife
>>734986824Kleiner pls go
>>734986824>hag>>>used goodsGet some taste holy shit
>>734970053For me it's la vaca lechera
>>734989438Imagine the huge shits she takes after she eats
>>734985179I miss Yanfei so much
>>734970053SEXO ON THE LEFT SEXO ON THE RIGHT
>>734970147a classic
>>734970053Hu Tao is simply too cute.
>>734984832It is, but only if it's on female.
>>734970053Whichever one femdoms me
>>734994517why not both
>>734994948But then I can't pick a winner...
flat chested girls are literally worthless
>>734995404Only worthwhile as cheap incubators for your own species.
>>734970053You call that flat?
>>734995741She technically has the child bearing hips. Though I'm unsure if she can actually bear children like that...
>>734970053>brat>pic relatedpick one.
>>734995926You can always fatten her up whenever she's ready to bear children anon~ Architect mode unlocked.
>>734995741What a babe, jfc
>>734985179>>734989946She got totally memoryholed
>>734994517They are both bottoms
>>734996927She was mentioned in the recent event tho
>>734995741This is the hottest female physique. Anyone that says otherwise is coping
>>734970053god i wish flat girls were real
>>734998713>mentionedThat's the best she'll get
>>734970053We win anon, we win.
Mona
>>735000846boobs too big, needs to be flatter
>>734995741wow
Sorry but I'm a Noelle chad
>>734974619Lusamine is so fucking hot, we need more flat hags in life
>>734970053me as they rub their flat chests against my face and I lick their armpits
>>734973604Cute
>>734999835Better than nothing
>>734984832futa is a foid coded fetish
>>734999116They all eventually get horrendous bolt-ons.
>>735003836Thats the man's mission, to stop that from happening.
>>734985179>>734989946Why is her JP voice so boyish?
>>735003836So do titcows, women are just retarded and it's your job to save them before that happens
>>735004626>titcows getting bolt-onsSurely you jest
where's the jahoda love
>>734970053>Draw a boy>Remove dick>Call it a girl
>>734970053they should both sit on my face at the same time tbqhwy
>>735004701still can't get over the fact someone unironically made this
>>735004861She's for Hu Tao, too. She's stealing all of our hot girls.
>>734996927>>734999835she shows up in several nk anecdotes, voiced and all
>>735005407afraid of a little romance?
>>734970053Fischl
>>734971065SEAmonkies lack the IQ to understand nuances
>>734973867One of the hottest hags ever created is a flatty.
>>734970365this
>>734973867My cousin has 4 kids and is pregnant with 5th, she doesnt believe in protection, her husband has issues. Shes insanely flat.
>>735006738>sloppaOff model.
>>735007591Because artfags keep giving her big tits.
>>734995741flatGods... I kneel
>>735010131>more sloppa
>>735010131Um... is Venti supposed to look like that?
>>735010767Dick says yes
>>735010131>troon necrobumping
>>735004861I need my Jahoder. Why'd they gotta put her on the shittiest banner?
>flat hag appreciationYou guys are based, it's a criminally underused body type and I am fucking sick and tired of cowtits everywhere.
>>735004905Boys don't have little tits
>>734970053>bratyou blue archive fags trying to claim flat women as lolis are the biggest self reporting tourist faggots on this entire sitegenuinely kill yourself
>>734995741Ugly
>>735011753>sees brat>thinks of childrenESL or retard, call it
>>735011940just ignore all the hat kid and roll threads with "brat" in the OP post btw
>>735011558It's gynecomastia
>>734970147nobody can beat the bus
>>735011940>"call it" memexitter zoomer detected
'gumin.
>>734971583>Would not survive childbirth>"Fertility goddess"What did he mean by this
>>735004701>Bites down hard right on the diamond >Breaks her tooth>There's blood and screaming everywhere>Neuvilette is now aware of your locationWhat do?
>>735004202The japanese are retarded at dubbing and read "immortal lawyer" on a scrap of paper. If you play these games in japanese, you're too retarded to live.
>>735014168You can't pay me to listen to american voice acting or chink
>>734970053this thread is still up? I bothered to play genshin because of these two.
>>734970436>AA cupsthese bitches have a caved in sternum or what?
>>734973514yes, she does,, retard shit can burn real bad, talking from experience
I wish Cerydra got even half as much porn as Furina.But anyways, Nahida is the only character from Genshin I care for.
>>734984286bro, your granny citlali?
>>735004701;_;
I can't believe Itto got executed by melusines...
Post more cute tao goddamit
>>734970053they truly peaked with furina.genshin has been all downhill from there.
>>735013763Yeah the ring in cake thing is very dangerous. Due to the prominence of Furina bullying, I fully expected it to go terribly wrong.
>>735015376Furina just kept the Golden Age going that Nahida started.
>>735015545>golden age>when it birthed the worm memehaving rose tinted glasses about content from 2 years ago is mental illness
this fotm cortisol level meme is so braindead but i've lost all hope after 67 anyway
>>734970260the joke is sex with minors
>>735015737Cortisol spike detected
I don't know what Cortisol is.
>>735016528It's a stress hormone. Increasing it increases nutrition intake, but impedes bone formation.
>>735014661Well they should've made Cerydra half as relevant as Furina.
what a nice porn thread, would be a shame if I was bumping it to front page, right?
>>735015496>When your marriage proposal turns into a Happy Tree Friends skit
>>735004202Her JP voice is cuteI could listen to her for hours
>>734970053Made for naizuri
I love these three
>>734970053A shit.
>>735010131The flattest
>>735023474Yeah, but that's basically cheating.
For me it's Arlecchino.And she RAPES Furina.
>>735015545Kissing Nahida's feet...Licking Nahida's feet...Worshipping Nahida's feet...
>>735023773Based.It was fun watching how big role Arlecchino had in Nod Krai while Furina is completely forgotten.
>>735015808Neither one of them is younger than 20.
>>735023943why would furina go to nod krai
>>735025407I’m saying she’s forgotten. Even Neuv got an event recently and that had nothing to do with Nod Krai
>>735025407she's part of a theater troupe now
>>735015808Joke?
>>735025314"just drawings" but you'd still be disgusted by troon drawings
pull status?
>>735026835I’m just saving for Sardine
>>735026835Do i even need her if i skipped Zibai? I'd rather save for C2 Tsaritsa.
>>735026835don't have any plans for now, so sure
>>734970053How is this any different from looking at traps?
>>735027509Traps have a penis, anon.
>>735027509bone structure and you should know this already
>>735027509faggot
>>735026835I went for C2 Zibai and the game didn't give me enough Illugas, so it would be a lot better to grab her.
>>735026338No, I'm disgusted by real troons who think they look like their drawings. I don't like traps or TSF as a principle but I wouldn't say they physically disgust me the way the real deal does.
>>735027509If you can't tell the difference between a trap and a girl, that's either the artist being retarded or you being retarded, usually the latter. There are multiple tells that give it away, and they should be present in any trap to make them not just>draw a girl>call it a boyThe same tell trannies do a poor job of hiding in real life, like bone structure.
>>734970053female GOODmale BADdeal with it
>>735027780>bone structureDo I look like I have x-ray vision?>>735027721Are those bitches naked?>>735027801YWNBAM>>735028050>not just>draw a girl>call it a boyWhat the fuck do you think a trap is?
>>735028129Millions say this. Homoflop stay flop.
>>735028160>>bone structure>Do I look like I have x-ray vision?Okay so you are retarded got it
Flat girls duel each other by rubbing their dfc against the opponent until one of them orgasms from the nipple stimulation.
>>735026835Getting supports for lunar cristal is pointless without Zibai and it's damage calculus is the worst of the 3 lunar reactions. Skipping for Nicky and Sandy.
>>734970734idk seems pretty good to me
>>735025314Hu Tao is, or at least was, maybe she passed the 20 years after all these birthdays, it's retarded that we dont get official ages
They should have given Furina a skin, fuck you homoverse.
>>735028867idk if you noticed but archon characters never get skins.
>>735028961oratrice mechanique got one
>>735026835I didn't roll for the horse, and I'm saving for Alice anyways.
For me, It's Klee
>>735028961But sovereigns do I guess.
>>735029290can't wait for tsaritsa cryo sovereign in a parka
>>735029290>>735029068That was just melusines being nice to their surrogate dad.
>>735029143That's kid butt...
Today I will remind them.
>>735006738You can tell she is a bad mother just by the size of her mammary glands. It is really brilliant character design if you think about it.
>>735029823Fat fuck
>>735007591>sloppaHoly fucking touristfag. Stop using words if you don't know what they mean. There's a difference between sloppa and slop.
>>735004701
>>735005745>Hu Tao increasing my haremBased
>>735026835Must for my geo columbina party
>>735030007I want to lick 'joda's pits
What happens if you touch it
>>735015808Then it would be funny
>>735031068Don't, it makes mustard gas.
>>735030896ew
>>735027338>do i even need ineffa if i skipped flins
>>735029674slussy
>>735031068your nose gets bigger and your hat smaller
>>735031068it goes in your inventoryhe doesn't need the booze money anyway
>>734970053I don't know what compete in so I can't determine the winner.
not a single female in genshin wears panties. they all wear some granny shorts or some other inhuman shit. no panty shots, no fun, no satisfaction. 5 years since release. 5 years of waiting for it but theres literally nothing. if i was a genshin addict id just kill myself at this point>but im playing for the gameplay no you are not. no one buys that. not me not you yourself. face the reality and release yourself
>>735032393Why would they add panties out of nowhere?Ayaka had panties in the beta and they replaced them, they are never going to go back.>no you are notI do, whenever a region is finished I reinstall, explore the area without doing any big quests and uninstall until the next year.
>>735032393doesn't barbara have panty lines under her stockings?
sorry I meant leggings
>>735032913I remember asking when they were going to patch that out years ago. Glad to see they still haven't noticed.
>>735029097you're gonna save for a year?
>>735033085I had to take off her swimsuit to check lol it's been ages since I had her wear her default outfit
>>735032913this doesnt count. its a bug not a feature
>>735032393Hu Tao wears extremely sexy black pantiesSource: I said so
>>735029143kys thirdie
>>735005407>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING YOU LIKE>YOU NEED 200 LAYERS OF IRONY
>>735004701embarrassing
>>735033114Yes, I'm gunning for C6.
>>735031257Well yeah, i actually skipped Flins and Nefer as well, but i have Lauma, Bina and Ineffa. Is she seriously as generally good as Ineffa though?
>>735034378she does for geo what ineffa does for electrobut instead of a shield, you get some healing
>>734970053>who would winThe people born/raised with the standards to avoid gachashit like the plague it is. Sorry you lost the genetic and/or parenting lottery, my dude.
>>734970053hu tao, obviously
>>735034469it'll be ok
>>735034378If you have Navia you can have the second best meta geo team with her otherwise unless you are a Noelle tryhard she is mostly useless.
>>735034543Luckily, i do have Navia, yes. Using her with Bina for lunar crystalize was pretty fun. Alright then, i'll throw a couple of tenners at her and see if she cooperates.
>>734986824someone beat ya to it
>>735026835its a trap
flat
>>735031459oy vey
>>735002498lol no
>>735026835skipgotta build up for sandy
>>735026835I'm tempted but I must remain focused.
>>735026835It's a cute girl, need I say more?
>>735039080Futa on female is the only acceptable pairing.
>>735035812What is the smuggest loom picture in the entire world?
>>735039080cope. all combinations are completely straight, if not then it's all gay since you're adding dick where there where none before.
>>735038502>>735038573>not pulling both
>>735039948Can't have penetration without the dick.
Me? I'm pulling Skek
>>735040040I'm going to C6 while on welkin I need every single gem.
>>735040261good manhttps://youtu.be/hvndzbZGiT4
>>734970053For me it's Hu Tao.
>>735004701that's the wrong fucking finger
>>734970053Neither.
>>735028129This, but unironically.
Why do pedos try and obfuscate what they mean? Shouldn't the panels say the sexiest kid in history vs the sexiest kid of today?
>>734970365I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>>735040282What the FUCK was her problem?
>>735045618Kek
>>735045557Because Hu Tao is not a child
>>735045669alain forgot to dial down the tsunderemeter before he died
The Imaginarium was shockingly easy despite the terrible element selection.
>>735045557you trannies always try to turn everything into cp
>>735045557>kidBut they're both adults. Are you some kind of retard who thinks women don't count as women if they don't have large breasts? Do you work for the Australian government?
>>735045738>>735045998Unless you live in some Islamic country where the age of consent is 12 ,then they aren't children in the same way Nahida is not a child.
>>735046241>retard
>>735026835These hyper specific supports are boring.
>>735047527buffing all geo+hydro reactions isn't that hyper specific
>>734970053Both are getting pregnant.
>>735047619*as long as you have either Zibai or Columbina in the team
>>735026835I uninstalled months ago.
>>735047619>all geo+hydro reactionsIsn't that.... like just hydro crystalize or did they add more?
>>735047839Girls can't get each other pregnant
>>735047839>>735047991This. I will impregnate them both.Hu Tao first though.
>>734970053what are some good artists that draw delicious flat girls microbikinis?
>>735004905Ideal body to browns
Help me...I'm falling asleep
>>735051481Just power through it anon. Weakest part of the event if you don't give a shit about the characters who show up.
>>735051481why did you wait
>>735051481Me too.
>>735051481Reminder this is the type of player that fills the survey with retarded counterproductive complaints and why the game is going to shit with gameplay.
>>735051851You really think someone who does events at the last minute fills surveys? I'm also just finishing the event and I haven't touched surveys since like 1.4
>>735051481Every genshin player post natlan...
>>735051481It's takes about 90 minutes to get through the whole thing, you're good.
>>735051481But it was a good event
>>735043587>Aether's left ring finger>Furiner's right ring fingerHow is this wrong.
>>735032393Coffee wears pantiesLauma wears pantiesLan Yan wears pantiesBina wears pantiesDo you require more examples of you being wrong?
>>734999835She's been in lots of events and anecdotes lately.
>>735051270God Brown men are really the best
>>735047991Loom accepts your challenge.
I can't believe we got Klee drunk.Let us actually make the candy, you assholes.
>>735057015Can we have sex with Klee yet?
>>735020038"I like 4kids tier trash dubbing that I can't even understand"
You're a dumbass retard if you still play this shit in current year when there's a million better ones out now
>>735057109And yet you can't name even one. How very interesting.
>Alice was about to sell out NicoleWhy do the witches listen to Alice again? Is that why Rhinetorrir took on abyssal power AND the shade of life power, to have the strength to one day rebel against her?
>Hey guys, remember that event back at launch which had a really good payoff and we never did ever again?>No, we're not doing it. We just wanted you to remember.
>>735057349It was just a fancy ley-line event.
>>735057349The 1.4 event with the oceanid fight had the same payout rate, but yeah. That was the last time and it's been nearly 5 fucking years since.
Why is Varka so fucking huge.
>Finished the event story yesterday after putting it off.>Can't hear the solitary confinement dialogue for some reason even after a day of waiting.
Someone please tell me that the animation of Loom shaking the drinks extra hard has been preserved in gif or webm form.
>>735056704Has she? I stopped playing long ago.
Maybe I'm just too jaded, but I scoff at any attempt at nostalgia pandering for any franchise, and this event is way too blatant about it.
>>735057806Yes. She's been in at least two or three of the Anecdotes introduced this patch, and was in the Lantern Rite stuff last patch.
>>735057349>really good payoffAnon it was just a slightly more efficient ley line and it came at a time when everyone still needed to spend their resin on every-fucking-thing and not just artifact farm all day. The design of the event was fine but their decision to make it require resin while only giving extremely basic rewards was retarded as fuck.
>>73505813050% more is not "slightly"
>>735058236Doesn't matter because of the points mentioned. It wasn't enough of an increase to make people happy with being forced into spending their resin in a specific way for the event duration.
>>735058403>points mentionedYeah, all zero of them.
Oh okay you're just pretending to be retarded. Got it. Concession accepted.
>>735004701NIgga that's kawaii as fuck
>>735051481>rip off shit tier hsr event and make it somehow even worseAre they even trying? Wheres the co-op dungeons? The archery mini-games? The Music? Is this still Windblume?
>>735057087>compares the intended language to eng dub A new low for dub fags >but Chinese Tech otaku save world, you lack the necessary information
>>735059804>HSR minigameNewcutie it appeared in Genshin first.
>>734970831What's with the lines on her thighs as if she was wearing a pantyhose?
>>735060306that's where her thigh bands usually are
>>735060306Indentation marks or whatever. She normally wears two straps around her thighs.
>>734970053Butthurt left of centre millennial parents who are suddenly uncomfortable with small flat women in their slop.
>>735060390>>735060391makes sense
>>735013763Who bites hard on a soft cake? I get that I'm autistic and I first bite on soft things with my lips to see if they're actually safe consistency wise (biting into something soft only to find something hard inside stimulates my gag reflex), but you're not supposed to bite hard on a cake
>>735059804Are honkaifags TRULY this retarded, or are you just pretending?
How's the new Spiral Abyss reset, chaps?
>>735060989Barely anybody talks about Abyss anymore because it's a joke and always has been. The only content where your investment actually matters is Fearless+ SO. You can still stomp Abyss using 1.x and 2.x teams.
>>735061194The invisible one was Zibai?
>>735029143>New Dagasi Klee setI
>>735061194MISTERY NIGGAS
>>735051481Emilie's part is kinda boring, the funniest part is how she's been stalking you for almost 2 patches lol.
I loved the mixing thing. OTHER game just had one as well but this one was more involved with the additional deduction part.
>>735057614>Varka so fucking huge.Cuz he's literally me and I'm huge
for me it was the part where he leaned down on the counter to talk to melike nigga why don't you swing your leg over a chair or something kek
>>735062571I appreciate that they used the dolly zoom in reverse to make it even more ridiculous.
In retrospect Varka wasn't fucked as hard Childe and Cyno.
>Alice, you fucked up - you're gonna have to go into solitary confinement>What, no! RUN, KLEE! RUN!>She's already inside.>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOher banner can't come soon enough
>>735062091rubbing Clorinde's big bloated belly...
Sex with Eija
>>735062967It'd be hilarious if this truly is the last time we ever see Alice.
>>735062925Childe was fine. He had a purpose and was part of several meta teams. His only current problem is 1.x multipliers. Cyno was garbage on release because he required a character which wouldn't be available for several more months who was highly contested and wanted in nearly every Sumeru team and there was no reason to use her with Cyno considering he was still low DPS even with his optimal team.
>>735062967I hope she has some sort of synergy with Klee.Like a passive that allows Klee's burst to work off field. It dont care if it is hyper specific and has never been done before.
I'm surprised there's actually some variance to dialogue, like if you've run into Eula and Chlorinde before doing the drinks or not
>>735063165We're now getting faction specific buffs and traits, so that might be possible.Somehow I don't expect anything more than a visual change, though.
>>735063184They've been doing stuff like this with dialogue since the game launched. The order that you do quests/events in changes dialogue.
>>735063118Give her an outfit that isn't just the stock Favonius knight armor & I'd totally roll for her.
>>735063251wtf is going on behind her.
>>735063293breakdancing
>>734971747futa is a gay mans fetish
>>735063293READ THE FILENAME.
>One knight apparently fought a ruin guard and it punched her so hard that it liquefied her organs>She SURVIVED>Then she found that domain that Kaeya used as a trap in his story quest and it happened to her again
>>735063164>Childe was fine. He had a purpose and was part of several meta teams. His only current problem is 1.x multipliersHigher the rise, harder the fall. Ayato destroyed him in damage less than a year after his debut(and more future proofed thanks to hp scaling), his E cooldown became completely obsolote with the appearance of Neuvilette and Mualani and he is shut from buffs future hydros obtained with new reactions like lunar or dendro that even 4* both new and old could exploit. It's like every passing year there were scenarios where he had an opening to be usable again but nope every time.
>>735063636>Ayato destroyed him in damageDid he though? I have never head good things about him.I was a carry Kokomi main at the time.
>>735063118>t.
>>735060989What's there to talk about?It's a Escoffier check, if you have her it's piss-easy and if you don't, it's hard.
>>735063293haphazard reuse of assets, pay it no mind
>>735063532jesus lol
I still think the mint in last patch was a better running gag.
>people who sympathize with the plight of khaenriah turn out to be unhinged schizosyou know I'm beginning to think Celestia ain't so bad
>>734995741best girl
>>735063924>1 rule>Don't touch le evil black goo that kills people>Goes head first into evil black goo that kills people>Complains for getting punishedRetarded mole people
>>735064076>vinster king getting paranoid and high as shit on otherworldly powers which unleashes horrors beyond human comprehension >five more fuckers join his ascension dooming the people of the mole kingdom to years of agonizing mutation and or immortality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMfEOgaty9g
>>735064076>Live in a world where you not only know gods are real, but you can see & meet them and they're (mostly) benevolent>Choose to be atheistsIt's like they're being retarded on purpose.
>>735064076what does that make Rhinedottir then kek
Really not appreciating this retcon about how Venti could've TOTALLY stopped Signora back then, but he was somehow afraid of people getting hurt. SHE'S THE FUCKING CRIMSON WITCH. ONE OF THE GREATEST TRAITORS IN THE HISTORY OF MONDSTADT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY DEATHS WOULD RESULT FROM A GNOSIS BEING IN HER POSSESSION. And yet it's now canon that he decided THAT was the lesser danger.
>>735064550>YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY DEATHS WOULD RESULT FROM A GNOSIS BEING IN HER POSSESSIONTurns out to be like zero deaths. Maybe he knew what he was doing.
>>735064502tbf one of her creations ripped her arm off and another son cucked her in favor of one of her companions and hasn't done any more eldritch abominations since (bonus: became part of celestia) so she probably got the memo.
>>735064609He had zero knowledge at the time that she was collecting them for the Tsaritsa.He DID have knowledge of the Fatui fucking around & collecting god-stuff in Mondstadt before, and it caused plenty of death. Like, there's an entire mango all about it.
>>735064550>retconAnon this has been widely speculated for years and now it's been confirmed. Also out of every Hexerei character Venti is the only one who didn't receive a power boost from the mages; he straight up admits it's his own power and it's because he knows something is about to go down so he's taking off his limiter.Signora is a small fry compared to Venti. Even now he knows way more than he's willing to admit and he's far stronger than he's willing to show. He gave up the Gnosis because he still has hope for the Tsaritsa who he used to be on very good terms with. He wanted to help her but, just like Zhongli, knew that doing so directly could be risky for his nation. That's the whole reason he has been putting on the act.
>Venti Defense Force is now going to pretend that Zong putting all of Liyue Harbor at death's door was okay simply because a mass extinction event DIDN'T occur
>>734970734>look up artist>Literally flavor of the week like clockwork>Combined with outdated normie memesit's like the fag has no creative ideas at all. Impressed that it isn't AI generated
>>734970053Imagine if they fought.
>>735064985Yeah with me in middle
>the retard doesn't have a counterargument so he spouts fallacious nonsenseEasy concession.
>>734970053I'm not gay so I don't play Gayshit. Is Hu Tao actually flat? (Is that Hu Tao?)
It's pretty incredible how many people get filtered by the genshin story and think that the archons are all evil or stupidIt's the most hilarious surface-level childish thinking, no wonder they need paimon for these "people"
>unironically arguing over genshin's "writing"
>>735066343She's not completely flat but she has the smallest breasts for characters of that body type.
>>735066710>arguing about arguing over genshin's writinglole
>>735059838>The intended language isn't the one they lip synced or wrote the game in>It's dogshit localization that consistently doesn't match the characterization of the other three
>>734973604Source?
>>735057087>>735068574Chink melty
>>735057349>Coop Event in 1.1>where Randoms still don`t know how to level up Talents or even Artefacts
>>734995741
>>734970734>gachashitDidn't even have to look it up to know it's some SEAgger.
>>735047846no, she does it by herself
>>735047884want a medal?
>>735070815Yes, thank you in advance.
>>735068179I would love to have my desktop animated like that
>>735072342So many nice animations from events are just gone.
>>735072790Are those ripped from the game files? I need a better version of picrelated.
>>735061159>because it's a joke and always has beenHave you just not been playing since 4.0 or something? The new boss gimmicks have been an absolute pain in the ass to deal with, and they keep shoving Local Legends into play but with even more health than on the overworld. Zibai's SA was basically impossible if you didn't have her.
>>735072938No, it was just recorded off my screen with the UI hidden.
>>735073413GRANNY SEXOOO
>>735064405I mean, in this instance the gods are basically like the Greek pantheon. They're not invincible or immortal and even they seemingly have no clue what happens after you die, what formed reality, or anything other than their internal squabbles between their elemental peers. They're just elemental beings that won their positions through strength, and things like Osial or Dvalin should have arguably been worshiped in that case.Worshiping them is kind of a pointless effort considering they're basically just stronger Vision wielders, can't listen to prayers (Outside of Venti since he can listen to the wind), and require you to directly contact them in a physical way for a chance they might help you out. Traveler's atheism makes perfect sense since they're not God or anything equivalent to God, they're demigods more than anything. They're completely fallible and beholden to the reality they're in, on top of being ruled by Celestia.
>>735073602>GreekI was literally about to gush about that boss track from the recent album lolhttps://youtu.be/b7lCKLWzWdIat least some good things are coming out of Amphoreus - and I wonder if we'll get more of this with the incoming focus on Fae etc
>>734995741>canonically 5’11”>hungry skeletonHOT
>>734995741This artist should draw more flats. They're much sexier than the titcows he usually draws.
>>734971065Twitter was a mistake. Trendchasing gets that yummy number dopamine
>>735069638Stormz67
>>735068179>missing kaeyaRuined.
Is Escoffier worth rolling in 2026? I got 200 intertwined fates saved and maybe I'll get Skirk's weapon too if I'm lucky.
>>735077552Damn this mindbroken brownoid still spamming this.
>>735077487>Is Escoffier worth rolling in 2026?She's good and we're heading into sneednaya, aka the land of cryo. I think she'll be useful there too.
>>735077487still the best cryo support, along with citlalidownside is you'll need a full cryo/hydro team to play her optimally
>>735078732>downside is you'll need a full cryo/hydro team to play her optimallyand also shilled bosses right now either go the lunar gimmick or hexerei route, both which avoid her
>>734970619She's 500 years old, officer.
Oh wow, they remembered this area exists.
>>734970053The one on the right doesn't even look flat.
>>735051481Lisa's part was good.Varka's part was good.Everyone else's sucks.
>>735078064Remember when we got to Natlan, the land of Pyro and we got there only one pyro unit? Also, I wouldn't be surprised if they made a new gimmick like lunarshit that makes Icecoffe not valid.
I lost my last 50/50 and now have about 150-ish rolls saved up. Won't be able to get both Skirk and Escoffier. Should I just save?Is Flins any good? I have Ineffa, Lauma, and Columbina so I've got a reasonable Lunar team already but I'm not sure if abyss or some other endgame mode will require multiple lunar reaction teams at once. I've only got the standard weapons for 5* spears.
>>735028961So it should be fine. Furina isn’t an archon.
Are Furina cons worth it in 2026? Columbina-Ineffa aren't that good at c0 (can't even defeat Ducky at Fearless)so I was thinking about getting her c1/c2.
>>735059979>>735060781If the event appeared in Genshin first why did they dumb it down so much here? You actually had to figure it out the drink mix by trial and error (or cheating with hints) before instead of just magically doing it with word association.It did feel like a mini-date and that was nice but pointless if you don't care about the characters.Could be hinting at a permanent mixing event maybe.
>>735078064>she'll be useful there tooKek they will introduce a new mechanic like the Lunar reaction. I'd rather pull for the scam banner Esco's sig is really good all around.
>>735080412>Columbina-Ineffa aren't that good at c0 (can't even defeat Ducky at Fearless)Not true.
>>735080764>Time elapsed: 120 secsJust how sweaty your your pits when you won the lottery kek
>destroys every leaker in her path
>>735081043i kneel uunli chan
>>735081043I'd leak for her
>>735081043I want to lick her feet AND Clara's feet at the same time.
>>735081043no idea who or what you're talking about
>>734970053Why did Yamcha's death become so popular?
>>734973726>>734974186I would kneel so fucking hard if Mihoyo broke gacha taboo and let you roll for an actual married MILF
>>735082043imagine the radioactive shitposting gacha tribalism schizos will do if that happensthey spammed the threads for like 3 years back when a childe spoke with yoimiya, and it was literally nothing
>>735082307God willing the SEAnigs and jeets run out of oil and devolve into cannibalistic tribal societies before that.
>>734971747If you were straight, you'd want to fuck her into submission instead.
>>735082307Yeah the seethe would be legendary, especially from chinkcels. But then again, you’d technically be the one cucking Alice’s husband so maybe it wouldn’t be that bad.
>>735051481I fucking HATE the bartender minigame, just as bad as the uber eats onebring the damn shop manager back
>>735082043>broke gacha tabooAlready happened. Not that you would know if you only play genshin.
>>734970734His chibis are weird, I like it
>>735057614Cause he's the only actual man in the game. Putting him next to others makes you realize just how young even all the tall characters actually are or look.
>>735051481hey guys I completed'ed the event in time by the way
>>735080412>Columbina-Ineffa aren't that good at c0 (can't even defeat Ducky at Fearless)What in the absolute hell are you doing, man?
>>735081043What happened? I love Yunli either way
>>735086339A leaker that liked her and crossdressed as her and was caught, and then arrested by the CCP.
damn, this abyss was easythen again i have skirk and GOATska
Skirk is unfun, and I hope we get a better cryo carry soon.
>>735004905My wife had this body type before pregnancy.Stop pretending that DFC isn't real and the hottest female body type.
>>735004701My heart
>>735088730i like using her as a subdps nuke option
>>735026338what's your point here?>art provokes emotions
>>735084849I am beginning to ask that question myself. Don't have the cow, but my Cloridne is decent at c0r0. And honestly, I am not bothering this SO that much because I can't kill the Mandragora reliably even in Dire.
>>735082307Only a problem if you still go to /vg/, which I don't.
the game is too easy
>>735093872stop using 5 stars and say that again
>>735015808at least pedobear could be funny
>>735095424handicapping yourself is a fake difficulty increase
>>735095589stop using overpowered characters
So for this event, we had-Getting Klee drunk-Emilie is now a confirmed stalker-Paimon beat up Fischl-Getting Mona to abandon her principles & accept a bribe-A shmup-Varka somehow became even more humongous because it's hilarious-The return of Drunk Euler-Liben confirmed that primogems are an actual canon thing & who the fuck even knows what people who aren't Loom do with them -Dvalin vandalized the knights of favonius HQ and got away with it-Alice got arrested-It turns out that Jean and Diluc aren't the only people who had turtles. Fucking EVERYONE in Mondstadt had one as a pet (Where did they all go? THIS MUST BE EXPLORED FURTHER)Explain how this event wasn't fucking awesome.
>>735098085You forgot a few>Venti confirmed still assmad he got kicked by Signora>Varka is capable of teleporting from NK to Mond in a whim>Jean has authority over Alice>Godwin still won't talk to GlorySnezhanya is indeed the last stop
MAVUIKA
>>735098085>Getting Mona to abandon her principles & accept a bribeI didn’t even haggle and just gave her the full amount so she doesn’t have to live off salads and Amy’s parents cooking for a while.
>>735098085>Emilie is now a confirmed stalkerthis is a good thing. I guess Flins taught her well.also>Varka, Jean, Diluc are aware and agree that Mondstadt is a shithole.
MONDSTADT WON BIGLYhttps://youtu.be/B3_t43TdCgQ
>>735098085The story was nice. Mondstadt may be a little generic and not as interesting relative to the other nations but it has soul wholesomeness. And I like jean.
>>735098085>Paimon beat up FischlWhat an asshole.
>>735098085I just wanna say that I appreciate that the combat portion of the event wasn't some giga sweatlord shit and had a pretty fun gimmick once you were used to it.
>>735099752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq1EHscpeXA
>>735098705Flopped
