So I herd u liek mudkipz
>>734974280>>>/vp/
>the joke is sex
>>734974280thats a real pokemon design and not just an animal with spikes on his tail
So this is that witty millennial humor I keep hearing about.
I prefer Squirtle
>>734974280i wish we could go back, but look at the replies...
>>734974280Yeah.
>>734974280I do
>>734974280Mud-
>>734976539AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nintendo India thread
I don't like any of the Hoenn starters.
>>734976589-kip
>>734976810wow
>>734976847mud-
Someone stole my copy of Ruby when I brought it to school as a kid. My starter was Mudkip, so whenever I see Mudkip I’m reminded of what was taken from me.
>>734976912wtf
>>734976956-kip
>>734977000STOP
HEY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK;
>>734974280I still haven't forgiven them for stealing Brock's Swampert from us in the anime
>>734977034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o29zHQJcmygmud...
>>734974280I wonder how many Anons here are aware of the original story behind this meme instead of just thinking it’s lolrandom humor
>>734977194Mudkip... No...
Would you wife a mudkip?
>>734977272are YOU autistic enough to fuck your own mudkip plush like that based tard?
>>734977306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im6tbN9SZXseverything will be mudkay
>>734974352>>734977272>>734977370Wait, the joke is actually fucking sex?
>>734977365Yes.
surely (You) can draw a mudkip
Playing gen 3 again right now.Grass is terrible. Swampert existing helps but I hate how the metagame was fixated on its typing.
No anon it was mudSHARKS not mudKIPS
>>734977475Would you a mudkip?
>>734977475Of course
:)
I love Mudkip almost as much as I love Wooperand I love Wooper
>>734977000B-bakana!
>>734977921you like salamanders
>>734977572Of course i can
do they teste like frog?
>>734978010spikekip...
>>734977475I still have that post saved.
>>734977194lolbest one
>>734977000H-Hayai!!
>>734978010!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyyis1fasd0
>>734977000>tripsHe's fast!
>>734978010>>734978584!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAnlZ1U1Mg
>>734979530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP5i5-G2f3c
#realtalki never liked mudkipssorrynotsorry
>>734981826
>>734982017i still like you though
>>734974280>so good that picking it should automatically teleport you to the hall of fame
>>734982145
I liek this thread.
>>734977572I guess.
>>734979530Good thread. Wanted them to start dancing at each other there.
>>734983503show belly
>>734983594You think I draw bellies or something?
>>734984203you heard me anon
mud
>>734977194kek
>>734977514Cute wife
>>734987231kip
>>734974280I want Swampert to gently-but-firmly grip my sides with his gigantic hands
I would kiss a Mudkip. Unironically.
>>734992517WOULD I
another mudkip.
>>734993817BELLY
>>734974280LOL
>>734993970I always chuckle when I'm reminded of >I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
>>734993817mudo sexo
When I was a kid my parents took us to disney and my dad was mad that the only souvenir I got was a Mudkip from the Epcot japan store. I was ecstatic, he is still on my desk. I liek mudkip
>>734993970Like the other anon said, seeing lazors getting fired legitimately brings a smile to my face
mudhole on the /v/
>>734995364MR. ADVERTISERS... LEAVE THIS ONE TO ME...
>>734974352>>734974423>>734974889>>734977272>>734977475Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me."So I heard you like Mudkips...""MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS.""O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips')"OF COURSE.""Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
>>734995752LOL
>>734995920I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.So I ask you: do u liek Mudkipz?
>>734974280>millenials pissed and shitted themselves in laughter over this
>>734995920>>734974280I never knew the full story behind the mudkip meme, so it's cool I was able to get closure on this.
>>734997090>zoomer with a hollow life chooses anger because despair is too much to shoulderMany such cases.
>>734995960DELETE THIS
why would anyone want to fuck Mudkip, that thing would be wet and slimy
>>734998926Is your steak too juicy? Your bed too soft? That's the point.
>>734997276same, i never thought to actually look it up beforet. eternal newfag
>>734997090in order to understand the humor you need to be one of the people who isnt in the tard class.
>>734977572I followed the steps but the result was somewhat different
>>735002054soul
>>734995920>>734995969
chudkipz
I just wanted a Mudkip thread like in the old daysWhy do you guys sexualize everything...
>>735006724you are not helping it
