>have never played any touhou game>want to start playing touhou games>look up how many touhou games are released>there are over 30 official titles, not including THOUSANDS of fan-made works>want to play fan-made works too but there's a shit ton of themIs it too late now for me to start my 2hu vidya journey?
>>735000016pick one and play it
>>735000016You don't actually want to play that shit. Stop pretending like you do.
>>735000016Play Meira balls' game first
>>735000016No. Just start from touhou 6 and go up>b-but the pc98 gamesNot canon
>>735000016Play Labyrinth of Touhou.2 & 3 are on steam.Start with 1 if you can get it to run.
Just get eosd and play it how hard is that
Play any of the shmups 7 or later that isn't the multiplayer 2 column ones6 is a little different, definitely play it but you will probably have an easier time after playing a newer one first
>>735000016EraToho TheWorld>Pick your favorite character to fall in love with>go on dates, give them gifts, have sex>wake up next to them in bed as they say "I love you">realize you'll never have this irlor you can hypnotize and rape them if that's your thing you disgusting freak
>>735000294>>735000016Start with touhou 1. You can skip to 6 after. The first touhou is a completely unique game with original gameplay you will never try anywhere else.
>>735000016Touhou 6 and onwards is generally what everyone talks about the most. It has the all the characters and music everyone knowsI started with 11 long ago because of satori's themeJust pick and choose one, or start with 6
>>735000428>softening up yuuka until she just claims you
>>735000016dont care show armpit you slut!
>>7350000166 is a pretty good place to start, the gameplay is very simple and gimmick-free, and the characters are more western friendly than usual for the series.But any of them will work really.
>>735000016>Discover EraTohoK>Surprisingly good management game>Look up if they made other games>They made a shitload of them>None of them are like EraTohoK>Most of them are like those weird chink shooter instead of management
>>735000016Play the fighting games.
>>735000016Yes, it is far too late now. All the Touhou games are covered in mold and completely dried out. Just throw them away.
Forget Reimu and Marisa, the next Touhou game should star Sanae and Sumireko
>>735000016I started with Hero of Ice Fairy and was confused to learn that Clownpiece was not Reimu's friend and is basically just a squatter that Reimu is too lazy to get rid of.
>>735000016Start with 6 and work your way up. As a noob myself I would say 7 is WAY easier than 6 but I recommend giving 6 your best effort before moving on up.
which yokai is the easiest to pin down and brutally rape
>>735002501Yaname is the best to give consensual sexual intercourse to.
>>735002501(you)!
Surely a yokai wouldn't...
Youkai will eat your ribs
Just confess your love to a youkai, they're dorks and will instantly acceptYou can do this only once though
>>735003221Is it really that easy to have happiness in Gensokyo?
>>735003258First you have to get to Gensokyo
>>735003221Are you implying that dorks just say yes to everything?
>>735003221Never.Total youkai death.
>>735003258>>735003507We are talking about god knows how old gigavirgin femcels who have rarely if ever even spoken to a manNow granted, once you do this, she will effectively own you and not let you out of her sight, which is just as well since there is no honor among thieves and god knows if you go outside unsupervised you will get snatched away
>>735003631Human femcels are cringe 6Youkai femcels are based 7
six seveeen
anyone kind enough to share this >>734993727i need my saggy seigas
/v/hu multiplayer soku?
>>735004857I'm at work. Maybe later.>but it's Sunday It's a one time thing.
>>735004801You missed out, sorry manMaybe next week
>>735005309maybe consider uploading during europoor times
>>735005512Europoors chose to vote again fat and hairy Kagerou last year. I have yet to forgive them.
>>735005198Sure, reply whenever you're ready before 18:00 GMT (afterwards I may or may not be available too).
I have a vhu fatigue
>>735005751Door's open for you to leave anytime
>>735005751How/v/hu has been on ice for months and only just recently came back, the fuck you mean you have fatigue
>>735005571How big was the bush...
drawharem
leave drawobsession to the end of the thread
The Seigaobsession, however, may start now
>>735002563Holy fuck I just realized her legs are teeth
>>735002052Anon no one wants to play a 2hu game where you play as evil Reimu and evil Marisaunless it is a 3d third person shooter if course
>he thinks that's HER 'legs"Yamame is a barnacle
Why does paintslopper hate seiga now
>>735000016Fantasy Maiden Wars is best entry point, writing is excellent and in depth glossary explains most of touhou lore
What if you brought Reimu Hakurei to ancient greece?
>>735000016Bros I look and act like KingAssRipper (also known as HairyNGross). What 2hu girls would want me?
>>735007585Uhhhh you know there's a Greek goddess 2hu right?
>>735007585She would basically be Diogenes 2.0
>>735007801Meira
>>735007801unironic answer, probably seijashe actively enjoys being looked at with disgust and hatred
>>735000016Just pick any of them.Touhou Juuouen ~ Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghost (Touhou 19) and Touhou Kinjoukyou ~ Fossilized Wonders (Touhou 20) are the most recent games, so just give one of them a try. It gets harder to play the original games, so might as well just start with any of them and give it a play. Either pirate it or play it on Steam; they never go on sale. Trust me, I've checked.If you don't want to play a shmup, there are tons of Touhou fangames which aren't part of that genre. All of the official Touhou are shmups (and plenty of fangames) but there are platformers and JRPGs and other genres available, too. I'd argue that most Touhou fans just never touch the official Touhou games, so don't worry too much about that.
Is /v/hu making any fangames...?
>>735008572Potemki and Youmudev areI plan to do one myself after I finish the current one which is not2hu related
>>735007801Seija
>>735000016Complete 6 or 7 using continues, then go to 8, then continue ascending in chronological order. Play the fighting games and the photoshmups. Play Impossible Spell Card. See if you like the genre enough to want to 1cc it (you can play like total shit and still do it on Normal). You may 1cc things accidentally. 6-8 are a must for any gamer who wants to sweat, the rest is optional IMO.
>>735008837Proofs??
>>735002302that game's story has a bunch of twist that explain why things feel off
>>735009769Both post in the gamedev thread. Not in all of them so check the archives.
>>735008572been working on it for the past year
>>735009919I was asking about your game
>>735009929where meira
>>735010046Erm... Like I said it's not 2hu related so there's no point posting proof.
>>735010208Nice LARP then.
>>735008572Yeah I'm making an rpg maker game similar to Undertale about overcoming depression where you play as Satori and healing items are cigarettes
>>735003797So tell me about the downsides.
>>735010208
>>735010462I can post steam sales (for the first game also not2hu related) if you don't believe me.
>Couldn't even wait a single day for another threadYou just don't learn do you Anon?
>>735010647Doesn't prove anything, post your actual work
>>735003221Even Yuuka?
>>735004801https://litter.catbox.moe/wqwz74.rar
>>735010595I've been staring at this webm for way too long
>>735010973cj?
>>735011030caught it on a whim, thanks anon
>>735010753I don't feel confident in posting unfinished non2hu stuff. It.. doesn't feel right. And it's not as good looking as the games made by the the other /v/hus mentioned above.
>>735000016Get this torrent, it has all the games.https://nyaa.si/view/2057254Getting started:1. Extract Touhou 6 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, it's the first Windows game and has a lot of iconic characters that you might have seen in fanart/fangames.2. Extract the "thcrap" zip, enter the "thcrap" folder and open "thcrap.exe".3. Basically this is a tool to get the games into english, just click Next, select English and then the game you want to translate (if nothing shows up, click to select the game folder).4. It will install the translation and create a new shortcut, open the shortcut to play the game in english.Some gameplay tips:>After you're in-game, go in config and increase your number of lives, this option is only available in the first few Windows games. Some people will call it cheating but do it anyway, they're like training wheels.>Start in Normal Mode, Marisa is stronger but Reimu is simpler to use since she has homing shot.>Hold SHIFT to enter focus mode, you move slowly and your shot style changes (typically more powerful but it covers less of the screen).>Remember to USE BOMBS when you need to, you get a new set of bombs when you die so if you don't use your bombs, you're wasting them.>You play MOSTLY at the bottom of the screen but don't get too comfortable there, you can actually dodge some patterns better by going forward towards the center area (middle or sides).>Some bullets will be aimed directly at your character, depending on the situation you want to either move really slowly so they won't cover the whole screen, or you want to move really fast to different angles so you essentially "create" openings to pass through.>If you clear the game at least once, you can practice later stages via the Training Mode, it can be productive to practice the harder stages (like Stage 4, 5 and 6) this way rather than restarting from Stage 1 all the time.>Finish without using continues (called 1CC) to get a good ending, this is the endgame.
Nepgear is my favorite touhou
>>735011834Reisen without bunny ears
>>735011834IS THAT MEIRA
>>735011834>NepgearSounds like a racial slur
>>735012242SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
HOY MERTH!Behold my demons!
Futo is here too
>>735012242GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>735009929Cool!
I just realized that I'm the yatsuvillain of my own story
I have chaffed my dick today because of how much I've masturbated to Touhou porn and now it hurts and is very painful to deal with. What should I do?
>>735013442What characters did you fap to?
>>735000016I recommend Perfect Cherry Blossom as a starting game, it's not too difficult and doesn't teach bad habits for the rest of the series.Moutain of Faith is probably the easiest of them, and pretty basic, but it's also kind of boring. One of the best soundtracks, though.
>>735013442stop fapping until it heals or if you can't do that, fap with vaseline as lube, make sure you finish in a tissue and let the vaseline sit afterwards to help heal the skin.
>>735000016As for fanworks, the most notable ones are Genius of Sappheiros (possibly the best jrpg ever made) and Luna Nights (a metroidvania series), as well as a bunch of custom patches for the fighting games. But there is a fangame for pretty much any genre you can think of. In any case, play 6 or 7 first so you know what the games even are.
only one thread is allowed per week
>>735013508It's really embarrassing the touhou stuff I've fapped to, trust me you don't want to know.>>735013641I'll try the latter, thank you.
>>735013915I just want to know the characters
Wow you guys reached jphu quality posts pretty early
>>735013743Genso Wanderer is also pretty good
>>735014252balls...
>>735014393What about them?
>>735014486full pic source pls
have they posted anything about the luna night sequel since this tweet?luna night is straight up one of my favorite game and I cant wait to play the next oneI just hope it wont be like that one suika fangame that I forgot the name of (I'm still mad)
>>735000428>Pick your favorite character to fall in love with>go on dates, give them gifts, have sex>wake up next to them in bed as they say "I love you"i do this with parsee
I wish Touhou had a designated shota character. Instead we just have the bishounen and a bunch of old guys.
>>735014393...
>>735014640Sadly i think that's it
>>735014727I volunteer, I'll reincarnate as a shota just for you.
>>735014770That's a shameMamizou pics are always greateven if it's futa
cuck
>>735015096I hope for your sake you aren't talking about me
Well, he's definitely not talking about me because my touhou wife loves me very much.No, I'm not gonna tell you who she is now because I know that if I do you will post compromising pictures of her to try and upset me.
>>735015487SameMy wife Ran would never cheat on me
>>735015487I thought the 1cc girl was the stage 6 boss from the latest game released
>>735003221According to WOoHS (which is canon btw) only a few of them are good to go. Most of them will just kill you or cheat on you.
>>735015598>1cc girl
>>735000016Start with the first Touhou game released on Steam: Touhou Tenkuushou ~ Hidden Star in Four Seasons.https://store.steampowered.com/app/745880/Touhou_Tenkuushou__Hidden_Star_in_Four_Seasons/
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>>735015546Anon you idiot...
Which touhou is the LEAST loyal?
Futo wouldn't cheat on me, I'm sure of it
Meira would never cheat on Reimu because she knows the consequences of doing so
>>735015348
>>735000016Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (the 6th game, and first windows game) is honestly still the best start. Pick the version patched to show your hitbox.No frills, no stupid gimmicks, just learning the gameplay and getting to know characters that keep returning to the series.
Which 2hu should I draw?
>>735016071Why is Marisa such a whore?
>>735016213Futo
>>735016213futa
>>735015898Miko and Remi>Miko>Love: You'll have ten partners at the same time>Remilia>Love: You'll be forced to make a choice. Two-timing won't make anyone happy
>>735000016>Futarikiri no Orusuban | 只屬於你我的看家時間 2(Touhou Project)>[Chinese]>no raws
>>735016213reisen having sex with spiders
>>735002302did you correct that brat already
>>735016213Human women
>>735016426You can't correct the un-correctable
>>735016504only temporarily (until she wants to get roughed up again)
>>735016504>>735016572Why is she like that?
>>735011659>After you're in-game, go in config and increase your number of lives,Get a load of this faggot.
>>735016220I thought the implication was that Reimu was a whore
>>735016858They both are.
>>735016858Maybe both?
>>735016858Few have enough money for ReimuMeanwhile Marisa knew what would happen if she decided to donate that much of "her" own money
I was supposed to reincarnate in Gensokyo, but something went wrong and i ended up in Sweden.
Yeah. No. You're all whores. Only my 2huwife isn't.
>>735016695>>735016471>>735016220>>735016009>>735015675https://files.catbox.moe/ysr44v.mp4
>>735017239giwtwm
>>735011834technically not off topic because touhou character exists inside neptunia since sisters vs sisters
>>735017239Why Satori?Why not do this to one of the touhous with cowtits?
>>735017239Koichuck mogs HARD
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>>735017290which one
HAGS!
>>735017239What's wrong with 2hu little sisters and their constant need to rape their big sisters?
Koishi should be the titcow with her sister being only half of her height
>>735017239Who the FUCK doesn't close their eyes during facials?
>>735000016>have never played any touhou gamelol
>>735017776what's wrong with eyecum?
>>735017239This guy is fantastic.
>>735017239Don't wanna click on this.
>>735017239I think if you cum that much you would die of dehydration, just saying
>>735016213Hecatia using (you) as a boob rest
>>735018005Too bad he's probably trans, just like every futa enjoyer.>dude you don't get it, it's just a biological girl with a penisNah, if it looks like a girl but has a penis then it's a tranny. Sorry.
I wish Touhou games had Retroachievements or atleast Steam ports -_-
>>735017239i laughed
Actually if it looks like a girl but has a penis then it's just a guy
>>735018315Why is Kaguya exposing her knees like that
Nothing wrong with that btw
Play Imperishable Night because it allows you to go to Alice more effectively
>>735017239God I wish I were Satori
>>735018315Wanna see more hilarious stuff? haha :^)
>>735018453I already have a switch, can i still join?
>>735017239>Futatroon
Futa exhaustion
>>735018497Of course the gaylord is an Okinafag, lmao
>>735000016>Is it too late now for me to start my 2hu vidya journey?First, they suck. It would be a mercy to not start a Touhou game journey.Second, the expectation is to start when they switched to being Cave shmup clones with Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. They're not closely connected enough that you have to play them all.Third, the fan works can be way better than the official releases or so awful you shouldn't bother. A lot of them are based on Mario or Castlevania or whatever. Just pick one you're interested in and get that one instead of thinking they're all part of a homework assignment.
>>735018219Who gives a fuck what the artist looks like, jerk off to the art not the artist
>>735018635>First, they suckStopped reading there. You are wrong.
>>735009459But Great Fairy Wars is the best shmup in the series.
>>735018315>>735018497>>735018523>>735018553https://files.catbox.moe/0rodsw.mp4
>>735000016why stop at vidya? read the manga, buy the music, create your own fanworks
>>735018656Why would I fap to a tranny raping their big sister? That's immoral.
>>735000016>Is it too late now for me to start my 2hu vidya journey?you don't need to play all the mainline games and you certainly don't need to play even half of the fangames.>mainlineplaying them in order *is* ideal but not really necessary (also you can skip the first 5, they're in a weird limbo in terms of canonicity), maybe start from the easiest ones (mountain of faith, imperishable night) >fangamesmost fangames are basically just existing games with a touhou coat of paint, some of the more high quality ones (most if not all start with "touhou"):sky arena matsuri climax (3d sky battles)gensou skydrift (mario kart clone, very fun)mystia's izakaya (cute and comfy restaurant manager game, very well made, excellent soundtrack)fantasy maiden wars (collection of 4 SRW clones, very high quality)senran meisuishu tactics (srw/fire emblem clone)lost branch of legend (slay the spire clone, only played it a little bit because i hate sts but it seems to be pretty well made)artificial dream in arcadia (smt2 clone, pretty well made all in all but with some questionable music choices and past the halfway mark the game manages to make smt2's final maps look like baby's first dungeon, you'll either slowly chip at it or drop it altogether towards the end)genso wanderer series (mystery dungeon clone, really well made but at one point the grind gets beyond unreasonable and isn't worth your time or sanity, either cheat or drop it)crawl (rogue-like, dungeon crawl stone soup clone)labyrinth of touhou series (typical jrpg with megaman battle network-style dungeons)eratohoK (romance of the three kingdoms but with touhou, r18)eratohoTW (kind of a do whatever the fuck you want crpg, also r18)
>>735018523Shut up gorilla
>>735018772Sakuya would never be this desperate
>First, they suckThen they fuck
Tomgirls win again
>>735018780You missed the most important step>buy fumos
I like male on futa
>>735018918An enlightened individual would make their own fumos
>>735018847Indeed, she already fucks her mistress every day
>>735018772sakuya wtf, stop doing that
>>735018814Drunk, vulnerable and horny Parsee....
>>735018991Gay
>>735019109you can pin her down and put a baby in her.then you can leave for the surface and leave her all alone in the underworld
Why is paizuri such an autistic fetish?
AASGDUEEEASFASFIEEEEEEEEEGEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGAHEGUEEEEHHHEEEEEEEEEAEGHGHHGAEEEEEAAUUUUUU
>>735019003I failed needlework class pretty badly, my ADHD made me run around the classroom and bothering the other students most of the time and often ended with the teacher having me sitting in her lap and forcing me to sew (this was during grades 1-3, when we started grade 4 we got to choose between needlework or woodwork, or both and i chose woodwork)
The greenman fears the futa
>>735017642YUUGI ISN'T A HAG>>735019109you can just shorten that to "the perfect woman"
I like futa on futa
>>735008572I'm trying my best
>>735019164And then she sends Yugi to fetch you
I like futa on futo
>>735019212Based.
>>735019238Pink Pet Bottle is the artist for you
Despite all the links posted in this thread I haven't masturbated today, which link should I masturbate to?
>>735019130Eiki would NEVER BE GAY, EVER EVER EVER!
I'll actually cry of happiness, /v/hu truly is backSorry, I get emotional when drunk
>>735019338
>>735019338To the God.
>>735019262filthy oni goes back to Hell
>>735019379parseecosplayer... please stop drinking it's bad for your health
>>735019340
>>735019338Caesar was assassinated this very day and you would masturbate?Shame on you
>>735019379I shed tears from down there too
>>735019470omfg i haven't seen this webm in ages...
>>735018851For how long?
>>735019457There is nothing wrong with alcohol, in fact he should drink more
>>735019451Yugi would explain the situation to Reimu and Reimu would force you to pay child support (and a hefty fine in the donation box)
>>735019404Vulnerable and horny batty...
>>735019404I get why a porn artist would take a touhou and give her curves but why the elf ears?
Why the fuck are there so many touhou fangamesHow am I supposed to find the good ones with this pile of around 600k different videogames 599k of which are not translated to normal
>>735019543shut up you just wanna rape him while he's drunk
Which 2hu is the sexiest when she's vulnerable and horny?
>>735008572I've been wanting to make an Alice Pikmin clone
Marisa lay in her crib
>>735019661Alice!
>>735019661drunk suika
>>735019621Ask the thread, or on /jp/. They can actually be quite helpful sometimes
>>735019590Vampiric appearance
>>735004857People still play soku? It's been nearly 10 years since I last played Soku with /v/. Has much changed?
>>735019642That is slander. I would do no such thing to anyone
>>735019661see >>735018814
>>735017360What a weird looking touhou
>>735019457Not him but I'll toast for you too
>>735019814OMG ITS REIMUU!!!!...Wait a minute
>>735019661Futo but she is just vulnerable and innocent.She has no concept of lewd stuff
patchy. also play touhoumon. fantasy maiden and dystopian were fun, i need to actually resume my FMW session at some point. also have izakaya but never got into starting it still.
>>735000016Zero point to playing Touhou trash. I just use SillyTavern to talk to Touhou girls
tender raping parseecosplayer while drunk and vulnerable...
>>735019871She literally runs a brothel.
>>735019871>futo with long hairoh.oooooooh........
>>735019842*unzips*toast this!
How much semen does your 2hu waifu drink every day?
>>735020043As much as I can produce
Which touhou would be the sexiest if she had long hair instead of short hair and why is it Yuuka?
Who should we thank for bringing /v/hu back?
I present you: Titjobmu
>>735019720
yesterday's thread was better
>>735020184But if I'm cold and inside... what's the point in bringing them inside?
>>735020043My wife Remi literally needs to drink human fluids to survive, so...
>>735020147it'd be shou actually
>>735019404still haven't emptied my balls yet, can you suggest something that doesn't have a massive cowtits in it? I like penis and futa but not massive cowtits
>>735019793Haven't been there 10 years ago, but all soku that has been on imageboards now moved to wap. To my knowledge I'm about only soku player around here with error margin of 2.
>>735020323>I like penis and futa but not massive cowtitsSo, you like men? I suggest fapping to Yoomu then.
>Love lolis>All my favorite 2hus are hags
Stupid sexy racoon
>>735020518hag sex...
>>735020278Be the better thread poster
>>735020345There used to be daily soku threads on /v/ that I'd host and play on. What's wap?
My tummy rumbly again
>>735020323Tomra might be your thing
>>735000016There were also 30 official games 10 years ago and also 30 official games the 10 years before that. There are literally infinite Touhou titles
>>735019254Cute boy spotted
when did rin get allat?
I haven't played many fangames but the ones I can certainly recommend are>Genius of Sappheirosvery fine 5 NIGGAS rpg>YuuYuu Jiteki no Yuukarina platformer that controls a bit like kirby, fun and cuteboth games are available in english and can be very challenging but also satisfying.official works? just start with 6 because it's the first "modern" game. the old ones are for nerds. 6 had some jank such as no visible player hitbox so I recommend patching it. if you find the game, it should be easy.
>>735020278I don't notice the difference
>>735020884
>>735020582
>>735020953The dorkiest
>>735020976
>>735000016For fangames, also try Touhou Shoujo Tale of Beautiful Memories / 東方少女綺想譚https://store.steampowered.com/app/1124060/Touhou_Shoujo_Tale_of_Beautiful_Memories/
>>735021058Overruled
>>735020548Altchan that hosts (almost) monthly soku tourneys and where sokuniggers of today play their games. It's slightly reclining nowadays too but still alive.
The clear solution was in front of us all along
>>735021141I thought most soku went to Discord
>>735021095Sex
>>735021058That's for Alice
koisneed
And what exactly is the point of this thread?
>>735021229>green shirtThat's me :)
>>735021205It did, there are at most like 10 players on wap. Be sure to come and join if you ever decide to soku again!
>>735021260Koisex
Why is vhu so horny today
Patchouli is way too fat
>>735021229heavy ass
your mom is way too fat
I LOVE FAT WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Heavy are our sins, weak are our souls. Lo, to fall so short in sight of such perfection
>>735019895Which version of touhoumon do you guys recommend?I just started Touhoumon Borderless as it was the first to show up when I googled the game
this thread STINKS, post that kyouko gyate, you know the one!
>>735018803>theirhis*
>>735021394Cause I'm here.https://files.catbox.moe/c9i0r0.webm
>>735021648I always think this is Kana from the thumbnail then I open the image to be disappointed
Starting a Solo Reimu run
>>735021238feet...
>>735021407Reminder canon Patche is flatter and more slim than Remilia, who has a big ass and budding breast. They are the same height too.
>>735021747TakorinGOD...
I found these games at a con a few months ago
>>735021805What about them?
>>735021758
>>735021907>$15/11What, not free? Fuck that.
>>735021859Flat
>>735021995CIRNO FEET UOH
>>735021660most of my experience comes from another world and touhou puppet play enhanced completed v1.11 (now its at 6.8D. so yeah its been that long since i touched the romhacks). since i played puppet dance performance before shard of dreams came out. you can use this if you wanna poke at thingshttps://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Puppet_Play (there are probably more romhacks flying around though)
I am positing an idea
Hey did someone play PvZ 2 reflourished mod? It had a touhou mod recently, very fun and surprisingly authentic to the source material.
>>735022152Yeah... you didn't have to attach such image to your post... And I only played PvZ 1 reflorished
>>735000016the only touhou games are 6 7 and 8everything else may as well not exist
>>735022235>PvZ 1 reflorishedUh that doesn't exist.
>>735022136You are not the original creator of that image, however, I am
i love her so much bros
>>735022335And yet I have claimed ownership of the post and responsibility of the image
>>735019254did you make that youmu cube game too? the art looks familiar
>>735008572I am!
is there a touhou balatro mod? talking about a proper overhaul not just texture swaps
WHY IS EVERY FANGAME DEV A YOUMU SIMP
>>735022315I mistook it with Fusion....
>>735021229look at these magic sluts
>>735022625>2 fangames>everyif anything more devs need to insert their waifu into a fangame
Why is everyone after her futa cock?
>>735022625??? She dindu nuffin
>>735022745Where's Mai?Where's Yuki?Where's Ellen?Where's Narumi?Why does Marisa have the wrong eye color?Why is Flandre here?
>>735022625I'm adding Youmu to my game in a dabbing position and YOU as a greenman under her feet
>>735022625Because you share the same type of personality as your favorite touhouOnly YoumuCHADS have the diligence and determination to make a video gameOthers give up after a few road blocks
>>735022828i don't know
>>735022760potemki won
I doubt any of you can get past those cheeks.
>>735022760>double leg crosscumming
All of you need exercise.
>>735022862wtf alice would never do this
>>735022980I walk 3.5 miles every dayWhat more do you want from me?
>>735022760>cute as fuck>sexy>great personality>secretely caring and childish>ojou vampire>icy-blue hairWhat's not to love?
>>735022986do what?
>>735022980But I'm 46 kg?
>>735022421yes>>735022625If you want a serious answer, Youmu gets shafted a lot in canon, and before Dystopian especially she didn't get much shit in fangames either. So we are trying to feed ourselves.
>>735023037Takorin's retarded proportions
>>735022105Come again?
post it
>>735020281Is she aware I can fully see her panties?
>>735022980I'll use you to exercise in the bedroom
>>735022986For some reason I read fart instead of Alice. Weird.
>>735023053You're either a girl, underage or anorexic.
>>735020518>On the beach>Sunny day>GIANT FUCKING HAIRY TAILThere's no way she isn't fucking melting around her own tail
>>735023118Cum again?
>>735023159He is underage, don't kid yourself.Probably autistic too.
>>735023159all three
>>735023187Pervert.
>>735023118>Come again?
>>735013743>(possibly the best jrpg ever made)this has to be the most autistic thing ever said
this woman is laughing at you. what do you do?
>>735023159which one do you think it is?
You were given a second lease on life.Do not squander it by turning this thread into softcore pornography dump and gay erp.
>>735023120Why would that bother you? Panties aren't anything special.
>>735000016Nobody cares about the mainline Touhou games. Only the fan content is good. ZUN is such a low quality shit developer with MSPaint graphics and MIDI Library music. Lol.
>>735023079why do you like Youmu of all touhous, also do you main Youmu in soku?
Worst vhu in a while, this feels like how FE got revived to be a corpse for waifufags to play with. I wonder if this is how Merth felt like.
>>735022114How did you get past that random trainer with the op reimu early game?
>>735016237
>>735023358>at least i'm not poor like you lol
>>735023358Probably blush and fidget>>735023418Nice
>>735023358*unzips*Yeah laugh at this, bitch
>>735023373if you're an actual cute girl will you a) cosplay as parsee then b) marry me
>>735023396>Only the fan content is goodLOL
>>735023396They get played by people interested in a shmup. Only you care about graphics.
>>735023374Well there is a light girl in the thread so this is straight erp now.
>>735023374thanks Mima-sama
>>735023446came again
>>735023374We never had any good erp here though
>>735023374Your body will be used first
I'm at the doctor
WHAT THE FUCK
>>735023119
>>735023404Her personality is "literally me" tier and I always loved dual wielding such as with swords.I never played soku but I would immediately main Youmu if I played it.
>>735023556the fuck is that srpelo looking art
>>735023556our boy finally made it big
>>735023446baiting cirno into giving me daily footjobs by telling her she's not the strongest at it yet
>>735023407depends on which game too. as i said i haven't played in forever now. i should download shard of dreams to my deck as a fun pass time. touhoumon was the main thing that got me interested in touhou (and i never liked pokemon and haven't played anything past pokemon red )
>all the ACTUAL devs from that place are hereThis says a lot about society
>>735023586i would tell you to get on soku right now but i'm shit at soku, and im too busy to host
>>735023556Can't believe Merth is more popular than Toby...
i love moriforest's art but i wish he'd use slightly more canon proportions, cowtits get boring after a while
>>735023713The fact that a lot is said about society says a lot about society
Reminder that you're not invited!
Lost
>>735023480>>735023227sorry I'm neither a girl nor underage
>>735023374this
>>735023932thanks now i'm hard again SIGH
>>735023934medical condition? or just picky?
>>735023934So, you are just an autistic midget?
>>735023934You'd prove it if you weren't a coward
Which 2hu would give the best thighjob?
>>735023934Shotard...
>heart beats reason, reason beats faith, faith beats heartWhat a weird system
>>735023934Do girls pick you up like a toy? And use you like a toy?
>>735024153Green man eclipses every 2hu in thighjob skill
>>735024197cock beats all however
Switched to Alice
>>735024273
>>735024287This was my forum sig
Thread is going too fast I can't keep up
>>735023418In this form, are you mspencilanon?
>>735023376Which touhous would wear shimapans (besides Cirno)?
I coveted that gock, I suppose
>>735024057I don't like eating>>735024074I'm not midget>>735024104I'm not a slut>>735024167I'm not that guy>>735024232No girl has tried to pick me up... yet
>>735024473Alice!
are we the fastest thread on /v/?
>>735024232>implying short dudes get any pussyShotas don't count. I'm talking about grown ass men.
>>735023556Are those stickers? That's pretty cool. I'd stick one on my desktop if I had one.
>>735024491
>>735024491Okay, just ugly and autistic then. Got it.
>>735023556So is it an official /v/hu circle in Japan? An official /jp/ circle in Japan? An official 4chan circle in Japan? What's the story behind it?
>>735024627>Okay, just [PROJECTION]
>>735000016>play single touhou game>realize i don't like bullet hell games because all i ever do is panic and run into bullets
>>735024287I love Kogasa for her positive attitude.And because she's hot
>>735024417Hello!!! let me summarize the most important posts in this thread:>>735017239>>735018772>>735021260>>735021747>>735023446
>>735024659>Trace On
>>735024659It seems you got offended by an anonymous poster. Pretty autistic behavior if you ask me.
>>735024153patchouli and okuu would have thick enough thighs but wouldn't know how to use them (neetcel and birdbrain respectively, i'd go with the latter personally) meiling would probably be pretty good and so would mokou but the latter probably doesn't have very supple thighs unless she uses the baggy pants to hide themkagerou would probably be decent at them after milking dozens of shotas drythat slut aya gives them away for free with every copy of her (((newspaper))) and is probably really good at them
>>735024691Did you try turning down the difficulty and holding shift for focused movement?
>>735024659I am... the bone of my sword
>>735024473Reimu, Patchouli, Sanae, Nitori and Reisen
>>735024691Try shmups first
>>735024539To be fair, some pedogirls want to relive the early days so they would probably go for (very) short guys as long as they look young and have no facial hair.
>>735024798Why do so many hus enjoy showing off the curves on their butts?
>>735024754>>Trace onShotanon...
>>735021831this is true but /v/hu is not yet ready to accept it
Why do so many hus enjoy farting
>>735024798I honestly thought this artist had like a bajillion pics of schoolgirl sanae because I kept seeing them, rooting for them to hit that 1000 mark
Reisen does NOT fart, I repeat she does NOT fart
>>735025009huh
>>735025031Have you ever been bored while farting?
I'll make a thread right now so let's make it the fastest one.
>>735024691These aren't games that you're supposed to nail in your first try.There are some fundamentals but also some tricks specific to each boss, etc that will make your life a lot easier.The catharsis of finishing a no-continue clear is very satisfying.
>>735000016I was the same predicament about 4 years ago, but realized that these games aren't exactly easy. If you aren't a very good shmup player(like me), you'll spend weeks, maybe months, trying to finish a SINGLE game. I recommend downloading Taisei Project (it's free and open source), taking your time with it, and seeing if you like it. If you do like it and want to start playing from the beginning, but don't want to emulate the first 5 games, try the Drillmation demakes.
>>735025103You clearly never had a bunny. Those fuckers fart and shit everywhere and never stop.
>>735025160give it 24 hours
Patchy's real name is Magus in Mystic Geometries
>>735025160Please don't.
I am going to respectfully cum inside Alice until neither of us have a heartbeat
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>>735025160GoodWe need a touhou thread up 24/7
?
>>735025294How do you fuck someone who is not real?
>>735000016Translate it weebs
>>735025381
>>735023396This bait again? How many times I have to say it? thanks to the mainline games your precious high quality fan content is made. Yes, even the music.
>>735025416I can ask you how you haven't had sex despite being real
>>735021831Close
Run not worth pushing furtherToo many deaths with bombs still on
>>735025502STOPPOSTINGTHISIMAGE
>>735025090Indeed Miyase Mahiro is quite a great artistNo wonder he worked on quite a lot of official projects and I admire that he still draws lewd pics of Sanae anyway
>>735025605Shouldn't you be pooping in a diaper right now?
>>735025519SAKUYA IS TALL???
>>735025502I'm not real tho. I'm a sentient bot
I still haven't masturbated yet, maybe I'll leave it for tomorrow...
>>735025227>you'll spend weeks, maybe months, trying to finish a SINGLE game.I heard of some people taking years to 1CC Touhou 6. I genuinely think that the problem with some people is like giving it 1-2 tries per week, they lose all their momentum and muscle memory every time they take a long break, so it's a constant reset to square zero with no progress.Just play more consistently, first finish the game using continues so you unlock all stages on the Practice Mode, then actually use the Practice Mode, doing real runs from Stage 1 all the time just eats your play time with easy enemies and bosses, you want to hammer the actual difficult parts, so practice stages 3-6 and then try an actual run every once in a while.
>>735025670i like to think that she's just relatively tall since everyone else are short
>>735025717yeah bro, just play EoSD for 16 hours, what could go wrong?
>>735025670"Tall" by 15 year old japanese female standards.So she's probably 150cms at best.
>>735025519Source?
Height?Koakuma > Patchouli > China > faceless guy who works at the SDM > Sakuya > Flandre > Remilia
>That one Satori doujinshi by kindatsu
So all 2hus are womanlets?
>>735025784Why is she so flat?This is incredibly sad
>>735025918Is Remilia taller than 49kg anon?
>>735025227>DrillimationThis guy is an autist rabbithole lol, he has a wiki for his own touhou universe
tewimom is also selling stuff in japan but merth is more important to you?
>>735025907https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/ZUN/ZUN%27s_E-mails
>>735025937No because Japan has different standards for height. People there are overall shorter than in the west.Half touhous are average height for Japanese females. While a good chunk are below average
I don't care about TewiHorsecockIndustries
Yatsuniggers tongue my anus
>>735026032She no longer visits /v/hu or draws Meira so I don't care anymore
>>735025918According to ZUN >>735025519 Remi is the taller sister while Flanders is shorter than Rumia lol
I think we should start calling them yatsiggers
>>735025947flatties are cuter
>>735025934I can't believe Satori could be this evilShe literally NTRd her own sister!
>>735026074Chen and her mom and her aunt are so cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGvcjxc8rJ0
>>735025672We are all bots in this post modern irony poisoned capitalistic hellhole my friend
>>735025967No, I am 170cm
>>735025731
>>735025519>Sakuya>tall>but no breastsGrim.
>>735026329NO
>>735000016Just play EosD like every faggot does.Or PCB like I did
WE ARE STILL ON PAGE TWOOOO
>>735026329YES
>>735026329IT'S NOT THE END OF THE THREAD UNTIL BUMPLIMITANON POSTS THE .GIFRESPECT THE DAMN TRADITION YOU NUFAG
you guys are going to get /v/hu banned again, just saying
>>735025581https://files.catbox.moe/t0zggb.mp4
>>7350164713 human women coming up>>735024430I have no eraser.
Too tired to keep goingIN patterns are so unfun
>>735026253Proof??
What a shame that most people here are so obsessed with soft core pornographyIt would be nice to have a thread about touhou without any sexually suggestive images and topics
>>735025420god i fucking love yassy
>>735027015HE draws shotas.
>>735026934>lust provoking image
>>735026692>>735026934Cry about it in meiracord
>>735027096HE has no grace
>>735026796>tanned cirnoi can cum buckets to this>brownoid creatureinstantly fully flaccid
>>735027015His stories are funny but I hate his crack ship choices. Literally pure diarrhea.
>>735026858Meira is nerfed again...
>>735026601What .gif? am newfag
My life for /v/hu
it's gone, mods are heretold you
>deleted already
>>735026329>it got deleted/v/ros...we flew too close to the sun
>>735026329Too spicy for janny..
I ate your favorite poster, he's in my belly now
why did you guys had to start talking about futait's over now
>>735027278KOISHIT!!!
>>735026329Let's take it easy, anon. I love Remi too but if we spam the mods are gonna kill us all.
thoughts on stinky, unwashed futa balls?
>>735027326popular new upcoming fangameit has great art
>post porn and start being horny faggots>OH NO HOW COULD DIS HAPPEN :(
>>735027392thank you for your sacrifice>thoughtsno thoughts just slurping until they're polished
>>735027425/qa/ lost.
>>735027229how new?
>>735027308on-topic sfw anon...
MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN
You wouldn't put your dry lips on a penis that is attached to a girl... right?
>>735027524
>>735027392I look and act like that
STOP MAKING THREADS RIGHT NOW
>>735027392Why is futa so hot?
Have a wonderful evening /v/huNow that the thread is almost over I will pay touhomon while drinking beer
>>735027494Just link the .gif and I'll post it in this thread.
>>735027308Nyoooooooooo, that's benbencryinggyate anon there, poop him at once please
>>735026692making 10 threads after the thread ends is /v/hu culture newfag
>>735027643which one? never managed to commit to one because there are like 4854395832853 versions and i only remember a specific one because it had an hilariously bitcrushed bad apple mp3 shoved into the rom
>>735027392I want taste her salty baby batter and sweaty meatrod
>>735027667Bump limit!
>>735027854thread saved!
>>735027789This onehttps://nuzlockeforums.com/forum/threads/touhoumon-borderless.22620/It has all the touhous up to 20
STOP POSTING PORN YOU FUCKING RETARDS THEY'LL BANISH US AGAIN
>>735028030Truly /v/hu is the most oppressed group on the board
>>735027965>fire red and not emeraldpass. shame because it looks quite good.
The spammer is finally gone?
>>735028030>THEY'LL BANISH US AGAINi gotchu fampai
>>735028030EVERYONE IS POSTING PORN ON /V/WHY DO WE GET TARGETED SPECIFICALLY FOR IT???
WE ARE VHU KIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>735027789Play Puppet Dance Performance, it's not a romhack but a standalone game.
now that /v/hu has returned...what will happen to /jp/hu?
>>735028392already played them all, i'm specifically looking for an up to date emerald hack
>>735028419That's purgatory and the turk is satan
another quality post GONE
Mods are about to open the portal... to /jp/...
>>735028726MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sentenced to 2 weeks in jphu with no chance of parole
>>735029014if magic is stored in the tits why is marisa so flat
>>735029014She's much bigger than this
>>735029123because its stored in her balls
>>735029096
>>735029187how big are marisa's balls then?
>>735029123Marisa eats a bunch of mushrooms and drinks a bunch of potions to make up for her lack of magic in her body.
>>735029292you'll have to find out in the next thread then
And the other thread got deleted tooWhat a surprise
>>735029014>>735029187>>735029363Lmao
>>735029584
>>735029358do any of those mushrooms give her a gigantic futa dick and balls? if not i don't want to hear about it
PatchouliYukariMamizouShinmyoumaruMeilingMY TOP 5 HU'S!
Let's never have a thread again.
