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what is valve cooking with deadlock?
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more icefrog ccslop
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more esportslop
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>>735002830
never got into mina because I didnt want to play the cutsie cosmetic bait hero. But I started playing her on a whim recently and honestly she is really fun to play. The sucking sound when you umbrella someone and it also procs bites + kills is insanely satisfying
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mogged by OW
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>>735002830
That's an evil woman
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>>735002886
haha it would be so bad if she defeated me and sucked my blood
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i love REM but I will never play this game because I hate competitive shooters
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>>735002979
ok
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another game about grinding a lane for 45 minutes.
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>>735002830
Why do you feel me into trying this game /v/? It's not fun at all.
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>>735003504
it's free
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>>735002830
They saw that League of Legends was outdoing them in seizure inducing teamfights and they wanted to make a game with even more visual clutter.
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>>735002830
Nothing. This balance patch is abhorrent, the occult vibe was ruined with the past batches of characters, and it seems they're completely fumbling the game.
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>>735002979
REM sucks though
template of commercial alt rock
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>>735002830
deadlock gooner skins will make gaben a trillionaire
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>>735002830
opening a lootbox for a chance at those Mythical Rarity snakeskin gloves for Mina Ho.
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deadshlock
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>>735002979
it's much more a moba/3rd person action game than shooter
come give it a shot, you might like it
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>>735002886
No, that's an evil girl. THIS is an evil woman
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My favorite heroes are

Orange Electric Guy
Blue Sniper Girl
Green Zombie Girl
Black Shooty Girl
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>>735004178
Wrong, it's an evil HAG
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>>735002979

It's not really a shooter in a CS kind of sense. Only a handful of the roster require you to aim to use their kit.
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The ugliest art style since battleborn
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>>735004606
delusional
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Grrr damn vampire brat…
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>>735004817
she's at least 19
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>>735004646
Yes gabe is pretty delusional these days, didn't get the memo that ugly shit won't sell even with all the steam drones on the platform, didn't save artifact.
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Dota guy misses SMNC so he's remaking it but not by an independent company that doesn't have the money to stick around.
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>>735004869
She can be 19 AND a brat
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It will be a concord level flop
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>>735004951
It took you 10 minutes to come up with a no u?
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>>735002830
I still have no idea what it is. Team shooter meets MOBA?
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>>735004957
>SMNC
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>>735004957
>smnc
smnc is concordslop
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>>735002886
>competitive shooter
>here's a fat lard that can win fight with 1 ability
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>>735002830
I don't get why people like Deadlock. It's a moba and a shooter but combined to be the worst versions of each other.

The shooting aspect feels awful, as all the delays and limited fire rates and bullet velocities means that even characters like Venator, whose gun is supposed to be the most gunlike-gun of the bunch, still doesn't feel like proper shooting. They make you have to learn how to shoot the way Deadlock likes, presumably so shooter players won't stomp mobaheads.

But then the moba elements still suffer immensely from the shooter design. Instead of a top down camera, it's pulled in behind you. Instead of simple and well defined levels to geometry, you've got bridges and interiors and sections where several ledges and stairs and drop offs and what not can all occupy the same space. It's designed to butcher your self awareness and making casting on the ground awful.

So the only thing the game really has to its name is that map rotation is really fun when you learn your character's movement tech, but there's plenty of other games that offer that while making the actual combat itself fun too
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>>735002839
this, he’s unironically destroying deadlock I don’t think they’re willing to accept he’s not a leader he’s a stat monkey
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Rape melee venator
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>>735005075
It’s 75% MOBA 25% Third Person Shooter the game is being tuned to erase skill expression in favor of deterministic stats and power level matchups with egregious ability to coordinate player agency out of the game
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>>735005375
I think it's fun, even if I can understand why some people wouldn't like a weird moba movement shooter mix. I just don't get how it manages to piss people off enough to go out of their way to sloppost about it.
Your post is honestly one of the only ones I've seen that's actually an honest criticism and that's just weird to me.
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>>735002830
Damn, I need some more female characters wearing lace under their clothes
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>>735005375
skill issue
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>>735005996
what makes you assume it's lace
it's probably just a thinner layer of polyster
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What's that anon? You have been winning a lot recently?
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how do you counter graves?
Must be the most annoying hero to fight against
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>>735007027
Light melee her skulls and outrange her
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>>735007027
??? Graves has to be the shittiest hero, she's support dps in teamfights. Lightpunch the skulls, double jump the line cc, 2xHeavypunch tombstone. She's only annoying during lane.
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>>735002830
she looks like she was made by >ilya
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>>735007136
just give her the space during lane?
Aren't you also fucked with closed ranged heroes then?
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>100+ hours in
>still discovering new rooms
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>vampires
Gross
For me, it's werewolf women
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>>735007301
>we want the pube lover crowd
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>>735007417
God damn right
You just know she's got an absolute rainforest going on
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>>735002830
Luv me Paige
Simple as
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>>735007560
made for egirls
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>>735004503
not with that face, moeslop artist
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>>735007560
Paige was a mistake
She invited the absolute worst of the worst types of players
EVERY time there's a Paige she's played by either a tranny, or some healslut pocketing their carry
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>>735007728
>character that's meant to juggle 4 actives on top of 4 skills
absolutely not
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>>735007846
>tranny tranny tranny did I mention the trannies? I can't stop thinking about trannies
Your parents not using protection and spawning your dysgenic ass was a mistake.
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>>735007936
t. seething tranny
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>>735004178
we need young geist persona
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>>735007301
>>735007496
Men of culture, quick reminder.
Silver is a very good girl
>>735005375
thats why youd love deadlock. cause a heavy percentage of people who play deadlock, fucking hate mobas as well. its addicting once you finally understand it, but until then, ssethe harder
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>>735004178
countless young boys vitalities have been lost to this villainess
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>>735008248
Not my favorite pairing to be honest
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Vindicta turned me into a footfag.
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>>735007728
What kinds of egirls?
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>>735007985
You spend more time trying to convince normal people that they're trannies than the trannies do. Think about that for a moment, botposting retard.
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>>735002830
more tryhard slop
more sweat slop
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>>735008248
>>735007301
>>735007496

Silver is for made old vatican men
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>matchmaking still dogshit

I'm not asking for a miracle here. Just limit it so the team averages are 3 divisions apart max instead of an entire division.
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>>735008653
*3 ranks apart instead of a division you get what i mean
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>>735008645
she's literally 100% transbian bait made entirely for valve's audience of trannies
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>>735008796
If that was true then why do I (straight white human man) want to fuck her
You can't explain that
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>>735008859
>You can't explain that
egg
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we will never be able to have a board free of shitposters and well poisoners
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>>735008796
>>735008915
Please stop being a tranny. It's gross.
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>>735008796
rent-free

>>735008950
most of the /v/ denizens originate from twitter where they think you have to be a cunt to be "cool"
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>>735008915
>egg
Yes I bought one
And I'm not selling until 6k souls
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>>735002830
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>>735009018
don't you have a twitter screencap to bump?
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>>735008796
Nah
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>>735002830
>what is valve cooking
reddit the videogame
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>>735008557
I know for a fact they're trannies as they're blatant about it on their steam profiles, retard
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I've never seen a tranny in game or in real life but I have to hear you spamming about them all day here
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why are you so upset about trannies getting pointed out
curious
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>>735009038
Egg is only for Rem, on all other characters its just shit.
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>>735009290
>I've never seen a tranny
Look in the mirror sweatie
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>>735009539
all i see is a cute cis hrt srs femboy
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>>735009290
wait until you learn who actually worship black
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>>735007936
That was the first mention of trannies in the thread obssesed freak. When's your suicide date?
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>>735009535
What about Kelvin
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Troons this, troons that
Why can't you just post Silver or something instead of all being faggots
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>>735007878

There is no point buying defensive support items on her until you get to a bracket where your teammates aren't apes. It's just better to max wyrm, build spirit and nuke waves and heroes from three miles away.
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>>735003660
>complaining a band is a template and commercial
>while posting a soulless generic anime girl (in the industry approved template style)
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I want to quit this game because it's too hard and complicated

Which heroes are for brainlet players like me
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>>735002839
Afraid so, you have make a fast-paced game with slow-paced elements(in this case completed stopping elements like stuns,creeps)
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>>735010135
Graves
Mo and Krill
Abrams
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>>735002830
This is the true and better Deadlock
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>>735002830
trash
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>>735010218
you can't make a fast-paced*
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>>735010218
This >>735010237

Plus victor, warden, kelvin
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>>735010476
>kelvin
He's actually hard to play well though.
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>>735010135
>I want to quit this game because it's too hard and complicated
pushing waves and taking an objective is not that hard. Just don't over extend.
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>>735009896
Kelvin a shit
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>>735011038
there's like 30 heroes and you have to figure out how their shit works.

not to mention the 100 shop perks I don't even know where to begin with

then all the synergies you have to know and how their LMB works differently

fuck it I'm just gonna play street brawl
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>>735002830
Who cares? Take the /V/irgin Pledge!
>I will not play the chinkslop
>I will not play the cashgrabs (all multiplayer-only are cash grabs)
>I will not play the gacha
>I will not play anything with a nigger in the marketing material
>Anything with a foid protag is foidslop
>Anything with a nominally male protag as an excuse for his every action to revolve around foid NPCs is foidslop
>I will not play the foidslop
>If I will not make gaming White and Masculine again, I will at least go the fuck outside and be a /v/irgin there!
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>>735011570
>shounen spic image
Name 3 games that it your criteria
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Playing Paige is like a free fucking win every time.
People never seem to realize how much shit she can get up to in the backline.
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>>735011570
>/V/
nigger
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>>735012923
it's not free win when shit like this happen>>735006693
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Victor is annoying
Viscous is annoying
Bebop is annoying
Mina is annoying
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>>735004178
mommy Geist.....
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>>735002830
A big fat fucking flop lol
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>>735008796
>silver
>transbian
That's not celeste
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>ASSFAGGOTS
Only good for rule 34
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>>735004178
fellas, is it gay it she jerks you off with oathkeeper?
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>Dude what if we took awesome quake movement and mechanics
>And stuck it in a fucking shitty moba where you have to farm creeps and push lanes
This shit is going to flop so hard when all these casuals posting fanart on twitter get filtered.
Seriously though, who the fuck wants a new MOBA in 2026?
This shit would go triple platinum if you just made it a movement based shooter like Quake, TF2, or Tribes.
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Why the enemies turn into godtier map readers whenever I play rem
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does the world need another pvp hero game
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>>735013726
apollo bros... we lost...
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>>735007301
Based
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>>735002830
It has good character designs and porn, but both of which are massively below the quality of launch overwatch. It's going to be a flop since people have both MOBA and hero shooter fatigue.

But hey, at least Valve is releasing a video game again. It being nothing but a trend chasing tribute to mediocrity makes me think half-life 3 is going to suck.
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Doorman bros, are we eating exquisitely this patch or what?
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>>735014128
I am so glad you hate the game
you can go now
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A RE9 thread died for this.
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>>735014309
Yes, most certainly so. Expect eternal seethe from enemy team
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>>735014345
Which is certainly a problem for them.
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>>735014128
it's new age league. it's not gonna flop nigga
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>Silver's werewolf form doesn't have massive fluffy tits
Valve are cowards
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>>735014335
Every time I see someone throw an ounce of criticism at this game, you respond like this.
You're such a sad pathetic consumer and I'd bet my left arm you're only this defensive because of all the coomslop in this game.
Fucking troglodytes like you is why we need a crash.
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I fucking love Holliday
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>>735014516
didn't read stay mad tho
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>>735014446
its way too complex to be compared to league
clearly the choice comparison is dota2
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>>735014446
Both League and Dota are actively dying you dumb fuck. They are getting absolutely zero new blood anymore because the gameplay is stale, the mechanics are tedious, and the communities are hilariously toxic.
If Marvel Rivals couldnt outlive being FOTM youre insane if you think Deadlock won't suffer the same fate.
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>>735014467
Trust the remodel that will be coming next year
Source: cryptic symbolism in my dreams
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kill all minatrannies and silvertrannies. i'm tired of them
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>>735014128
>This shit would go triple platinum if you just made it a movement based shooter like Quake, TF2, or Tribes.
Ah yes, the famously profitable and marketable movement arena shooters that we see succeed all the time, like...
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I love how the game looks, I like the characters and the premise of the story.
But holy FUCK the gameplay is infuriating.
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>>735014613
Dota is dying because its in maintenance mode, because valve are shit devs
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>>735013726
Graves is 18 btw
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>>735014827
As someone who is ascendant, I can't even imagine playing this game alone.
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>>735014548
Holliday is by far the most boring looking character in the whole game.
Even Sinclair has more personality in his untextured model.
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>>735014516
>hey these movement mechanics are pretty good WAIT ITS A MOBA? LET ME JUST BITCH ABOUT MOBAS AND HOW MUCH I HATE MOBAS IM SUCK A FUCKING FAGGOT
>ounce of criticism
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>>735014858
Dota 2 released in 2013, its had a 13 year life, that is many multitudes longer than most games.
Things are allowed to stop.
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>>735005375
dont worry. the more people like you filtered, the better the lobbies will be
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>>735014241
who do think she's riding?
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>>735014548
fucking same
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>>735015163
Graves is strictly for semi-undead hags.
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>>735014735
yh, cool story. listen, why dont you hold onto this for a little bit vinny
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>>735014871
objectively to old
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>>735014827
if it were simpler, would you still play it?
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>>735015371
More for me then.
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>>735015467
I still try to play it, but I get so mad at the game.
The hardest part is knowing all the different items and what to buy, so far I've been on training wheels with the builds you can find.
But if someone comes with some weird build that hard counters me, I dunno what the fuck to do
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>>735014871
Out of 10!
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>>735007301
she reminds me of loona
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>>735015625
Same VA so that's not surprising
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>>735013726
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>>735015547
you buy debuff remover,run in the opposite direction and pray for the best
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I only play support in Dota so I'd like to do something different and farm a little for once but I'm worried my aim will hold me back. Are there any scaling characters that can get by with shit aim? Are there other avenues of outplaying?
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>>735008510
You need correction.
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>>735015036
LoL is older and far more popular.
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>>735015903
Macro is more often the most important game decider.
If you don't want to aim, just play Graves, she's got auto-aim.
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>>735015954
Who cares? Why does that matter?
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>>735008645
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>>735015903
Seven
His first ability is a big damage tick ball where you just aim at a general direction and let it play out
His second ability is a short range stun which requires a bit of precision
His third skill is chain lightning bullets which requires a bit of precision
His fourth is a very long range tick ball with you as the source
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>>735015903
graves can be played as a dedicated gun carry, she scales very well is just piss weak early
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>>735002830
For me? It's being a dirty, homeless, crack addicted serial killer who decided to adopt a cajun accent.
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>>735008248
>thats why youd love deadlock. cause a heavy percentage of people who play deadlock, fucking hate mobas as well
A significant amount of people that play bog standard mobas also fucking hate mobas. It is THE genre for self-hating retards.
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>>735002830
>what is valve cooking with deadlock?
a disappointment. it's been in early access for too long and now they're stuck in a spot where they either live and die in early access, or attempt a launch and flop as public opinion plummets when people start sharing the steam charts and god help them if their full release can't thoroughly beat out the early access all time high of 170k.
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>>735002830
How is Deadlock still chugging on while Concorn Highguard and Marathon all acked?
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Couldn't care less about the game but holy shit Valve is so good at character design.
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>>735017431
It's MOBA foremost and FPS second most.
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>>735017431
Because it's a high quality game made with passion that will only get more players as it gets closer to 1.0
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>>735011570
Tbe only one that might apply to deadlock is
>I will not play the cashgrabs (all multiplayer-only are cash grabs)
But it's currently impossible to spend money on deadlock
So it looks like deadlock is acceptable to play by your terms
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>>735014361
Why are russians always obsessed with bare burly men? I see stuff like this from them that it can't even be ironic anymore.
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Long time Dota/Moba player that played like 20 games now and my biggest complaint about the game is how there's like zero feedback about anything.
Like why do should I kill jungle camps? I kill a camp and nothing happens.
I buy items and I can't really see how my stats other than HP has increased, why is there no place where I can check how much damage/spirit I have without bringing up some list with a millions things listed?
There was some vending machine you could hit that deals damage to you, I still don't know what the reason to hit this is.

The game needs to give the user way more clear feedback.
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>>735014128
>this [alive genre] is so flippin deadshits you guise, if it were [avg playercount:10 game] like fucking quake, troon fortress and FUCKING TRIBES it'd be success
Nothing better than clueless 80 iq retards getting filtered by assfaggots, you just do not have enough processing power to multitask properly.
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ive never been good at mobas, i played lol and did nothing but play singed because he just passively killed people around him with his fart and occasionally id flip a guy.
whats the easiest character to play? is paige easy? could i get by just pressing her 2?
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>>735017797
Hold tab and look at the left side of your screen
It has all your stats
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>>735017924
Victor is the guy that kills with farts
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>>735017924
Victor isprobably the closest thing to Singed, but he's a late game carry and needs a ton of farm before he can properly fart on people
Infernus is piss easy, has a move where he scorches the land behind him (so kinda like Singed) and is good at every stage of the game.
Abrams is a good pick in general for a newbie because he's fat, can stunlock people and newbies can't parry so you can just melee them for free.
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>>735017431
Street Brawl saved the game
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>>735007242
Yes and no. You're fucked if you're facing her head on and the ult is dropped, you just gotta hang back if that's your only option. On the other hand, you can easily ambush her and kill her pretty fast. Specially when the ghouls are either distracted or not out.
She has really low HP and typically less mobility than you do.
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>>735017431
Marathon is great ya twat
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>>735017924
Viktor but he needs Anti-Mage farm to carry. Just play Ivy or Abrams.
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>>735018636
you're so full of irony I don't even think you know what your opinion is
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>>735008269
Hags don't fuck boys tho
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>>735018636
what is this dumb baka doing in the hood?
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>>735019419
I'm not joking though?
I made the first Deadlock threads in 2024 and invited 60ish people from /v/ in the playtest, and Marathon is good, I'm playing it right now
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>>735018636
I love how a Cirno or Aqua pic is always attached to the dumbest fucking post in the thread. At this point it's borderline avatarfagging
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>>735007301
When are we getting a giant woman haha they're so scary teehee
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when they are fixing the UI? thats the main reason why i dont play deadlock. I also couldn't play dota 2 until they changed the UI to not be so clutter.
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>>735019920
you can already buy Colossus on any female char
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>>735002830
This latest balance patch fucked Mina over. It's not that she didn't get buffed enough, it's that other characters got much better buffs than her which effectively nerf her. Also nerfing sanguine retreat for no reason because people getting uppity when Mina gets away but it's not like she can do anything else. Why are they so afraid of giving her any meaningful buffs
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Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
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>>735020030
Congratulations! You posted it AGAIN!
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>>735020030
Next thread it's my turn to post it.
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>>735019995
Mina is supposed to be a glass-cannon, she should not be as survivable as she is, I thing they should have nerfed her retreat even more.
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Flopping tranny deadcock.
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>>735020304
Cope and sneed, you.got filtered
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There's only a few good designs, but most of the characters make games like Battleborn even look good.
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>>735020526
Haze a cute though.
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Retarded phoneposter. Probably yellow, too.
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>>735007936
kill yourself retard, and take every single abomination of nature from my game with you please
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>>735019983
It's not the same...I need more
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>Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
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>>735020782
Play Rem.
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uh oh melty
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>>735002830
>cooking
Why are you pretending to talk like a nigger?
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>>735020885
No he's a gay little furry thing
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shut the fuck up about american mental health care failure and tell me does seven stuns need to be this big
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>>735020937
Too close to home?
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>>735021043
Seven needs more buffs actually.
Don't look up his winrate.
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>>735021043
grabbing all the extra range items on Seven in brawl is super funny, that's why
>mfw throwing a ball that's an entire lane wide
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>>735021151
>winrate faggotry
Yup, game is already ridden with cancer and it's not even out of early access yet.
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>>735014548
I'm deeply attracted to Holliday.
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>>735021308
The point of early access is so that the game can be balanced before release.
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>>735021043
because at higher tiers its the easiest thing in the world to CS, so you had to shoot your balls at them hoping the avoid a tic of that damage instead of the stun
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>>735020297
>glass cannon
>but doesn't do any damage until late game but by then everyone has a fuck ton of HP so it doesn't matter
The only time she's fun to play is when the match snowballs in your favor, cause then you actually feel like you're doing something. Otherwise she is a massive net drain for the team
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>>735017390
>100k concurrent players
>IT'S A FLOP IT'S A FLOP IT'S A FLOP
Bro Deadlock is a huge success already lmao. If they released it tomorrow it would have problems because of the literal placeholder models, but if they add in one or two batches of more heroes and finish off the remaining ones, it would be great. This thread alone is proof enough it is a success. Organic memes, porn, discussion and whining, even a healthy dose of cynicism like from you. It is just a real community.
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>>735022756
>100k concurrent players
>players
bots
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>>735022873
Anon... this thread is bots... I'm a bot. You're a bot.
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>>735002830
>hero shooter
Whatever it is I don't care.
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>>735011570
The award for most eyeroll-inducing goes to
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>>735022873
there's nothing to bot for, there are no cosmetics or markets to get money off of
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>>735014128
>This shit would go triple platinum if you just made it a movement based shooter like deadgame, deadgame, or deadgame.
Nobody likes arena shit. Just be happy you can do your prancing homo-man bhops in a game people actually play.
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>>735023453
they are going to make so much money from her skins
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>>735017431
Hello Mr. Marketer. I wanted to play Deadlock while I had no interest in Concord, Highguard, or Marathon. Deadlock has cool characters and a cool setting I haven't seen before.
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>>735017797
All of that stuff is shown on the side of the screen. Your soul count is in your bottom left. Kill camps, soul goes up. Stats are on the left too. You can see nearly every single relevant parameter in the game.
That being said, I agree with the overall sentiment that the game does a poor job showing you what is going on even if it technically lists all of that information. But I just thought that was how every MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS worked. Lots of weird number-crunching in the background that decides all kinds of extremely important shit with no visual indicator.
I really dislike how much stuff is decided as functions of the global match timer. It's like the rules of the game keep changing arbitrarily as you play it. Soul values, respawn timers, even how tanky a structure is, shouldn't that kind of thing be more clear cut?
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>>735017721
You just envy their shitposting prowess of having a music video based around gay tf2 porn and grotesque war deaths footage.
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>>735013142
Source?
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waifufag genuinely ruining this game
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>>735025793
Bad luck. Most of the Minas I play against are a pain in the ass, especially their ults.
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>>735025896
I must be really unlucky cause this is every Mina I witnessed
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>>735002830
>what is valve cooking with deadlock?
their own grave because nobody will maintain deadlock and dota 2, that's 2 mobas and no devs
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>>735021059
No I just don't like characters like rem
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>>735004178
is this loss?
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>>735011429
Street Brawl is a good place to learn about items. Just remember to actually push and stop camping the tower.
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>>735025793
I want to ruin people's lives as Mina
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>>735014858
Dota is dying because it keeps gettiing more complicated with each new major yearly patch and no one has the fucking time to keep up with that shit. I just hope Deadlock doesn't get that stupid complex with 500 new side objectives.
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>>735017431
because Valve has unlimited money to course correct when listening to feedback about their games.
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>>735002830
build for my tiny brown cock
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>>735027637
Dota is dying because like you said Valve can't into game development and makes the game worse with every update. Combine that with the fact they update the game maybe 1-2 times a year as well with some heroes being blatantly favored and stronger than others for half a year without being touched.
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>>735005375
its fun
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>>735015467
i want this thing dead
remove it from the game
he is so ugly
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>>735022756
>170k peak 1.5 years ago
>oh fer shur bro it'll definitely hit 200k on full release because it just will bro. don't worry that it hasn't regained any traction despite multiple hero releases bro. once it goes gold bro's will buy because they just will bro.
cope or shill. either way a completely ignorant comment. don't bother replying because I'm not wasting any more time.
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>>735028536
holy seethe
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I feel like I'm only getting worse at the game while game keeps increasing my rank each time they fiddle with matchmaking
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Give me tips as pocket
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Why do I get matched with players that has played thousands of hours when I play my first match?
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>>735002830
>Make a vampire character named Mina
>It isn't actually Mina
Why not? Dracula is public domain now and so are all of its characters.
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>>735028487
>t.Geist
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>>735002830
what are these retards at valve doing. the nigger did 6x kelvin's damage did using only fucking m1
>lands 3 shots, -300 hp
>try to cover before the meter fills up
>takes like 10s for that shit to wear off
and no he wasn't refreshing afterburn on us for like 20 seconds straight. he played like mina, would proc it once then fuck off to kill the creeps. how isn't anybody complaining about this shit
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>>735029391
i just dont like him at all
moleman is fine
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>>735029440
I've been saying that Infernus is in the game so that even braindead toddlers could play it and do well for 2 years, but people keep ignoring me
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>>735002830
Mina, Celeste, Rem, Graves, Apollo, and Silver destroyed the Deadlock community. Too many coomers and shipshitters now.
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>>735029796
he was fine last patch really. took a reasonable amount of landed shots to proc afterburn and it wore off if you hid on cover for few seconds too
i'm shelving this game until they fix these numbers. what the fuck man, i'm still baffled
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>WE HAVE YOU NOW
Genuinely, without sounding mad, how do you respond?
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Give me your Deadlock elevator pitch.
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>>735032363
French maid character
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>>735032363
Eldtrich Patron level fae who takes pleasure in tricking people into terrible deals with the devil.
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>>735031429
i rush reactive barrier + spirit almost every game so he wastes his ult trying to kill a fat retard
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>>735023951
her face is chopped regardless and I don't trust valve with skins

modders are already mogging whatever valve will end up doing with cosmetics especially cause they're just pretending not to be completely pozzed they'll never give us silver underboob or mina thighs or graves feet
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a shadow nigger who uses shadows to evade enemies and pop up in the least likely places
probably balanced with low damage or something like a sustained debilitating attack from his vantage point aquired through shadow sneaking
if ANY of you niggers use this you have to pay me at it will be the FOURTH TIME dev niggers have used one of my ideas for their game
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>>735032363
hokey cleopatra mummy who doesn't understand the current state of social status in New York so she just treats everyone like a slave/servant
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>>735032363
Innsmouth dock worker summoning the patrons on behalf of his "union" (totally not a Fishman Mafia front)
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>>735032730
>especially cause they're just pretending not to be completely pozzed
Im so fucking tempted to go full schizo new world order on your ass right fucking now you cannot believe my pain.
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>>735032363
we still require an aviator character
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>>735032957
There is already a popeye the sailor ass flying dockworker in the form of lash bro
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>>735032957
KINO
But include a pinkerton hero too who's just here to collect debts or some stupid shit.
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>>735033016
They are adding a aviator jetpack character in the next set of characters
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>>735032967
whatever retard never forget what they were originally going to do with the game
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>>735032797
There is a perma stealthed character that they've been testing/has been lingering in the files for years now called slork.
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>>735033120
What, Wrecker? I refuse to believe that thing is supposed to be an aviator, considering it already has multiple voicelines from other heroes commenting on how vile and disgusting its model is supposed to be.
Otherwise, since Wrecker is already capable of flying around freely, what is the point of a jetpack/aviator character?
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>>735033421
its not wrecker
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>>735032363
A janitor like char whose passive ability causes the enemy to lose their "balance" while walking (as if they were walking on ice but without falling) and increases the chance that their basic attack will miss. This passive would only apply to basic attacks (and also melee maybe?). And if the enemy reaches a certain threshold or takes a certain number of shots/hits from the Janitor, the enemy's attacks and skills deal friendly fire (in addition to continuing to damage enemies of course) for some secs
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>>735033016
Lash works on the airship docks IIRC
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>>735032363
Pedestrian - A skinwalker that only talks in canned responses. His basic abilities are that of any hero he copies. His ult is backstabbing low HP enemies from behind for an instakill (even nullifying rejuvinator). For a duration they copy their victim perfectly including skills plus ult and stamina and air control. Enemies can attack you but you take a lower % damage and there is no indicator you are taking damage. Default appearance is a showly man in a trench coat with a large fedora obscuring his face.

Wendigo - basically a raging skinless skinny human who's gameplay is based around gaining damage from being attacked and going on killing sprees to sustain his damage output. Lore is that he actually a good person but the constant pain makes him into a flaming raging chud.

Soldier - some edgy irl factions like germans/nazi or russians/commies based around gun focus. Wielding a sturmgewehr or something like it. Abilities are based around buffing gun damage and tankiness. Pub stomper.
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Which characters should I choose to bait the system to only give me Graves? I'm asking in full honesty.
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>>735035539
Open up the stats site and just pick the highest playrate ones
Probably Victor Seven and Apollo
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>>735035539
Mina for sure, you'll never get her if you don't put her on priority.
Maybe Celeste too.
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>>735035539
I still believe we shouldnt ever need to ask this question. Just let me pick whatever fucking character i want like street fighter or tf2. I dont give a shit what the fucking norm is for mobas, i dont give a shit about mirror matches, just let me pick who i want to pick and get rid of the tacky ugly skirt voids for the love of god
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>>735014883
I was ascendant (briefly) and I've only ever solo queued, 750 games on supp Ivy
it's fine, get good
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>>735036158
retard
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>>735002830
why do zoomers like this retarded facial expression so much?
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>>735017721
Anon, do you not know what basic disciplinary action in Russian military looks like?
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>>735038583
Uh oh, its another episode of "Gay Pride Parade" side that its totally the other side that is gay.
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>>735016380
THERE'S MORE?!
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>>735036158
I just watch TV on my second monitor and put zero effort into the match when i get a character i don't want.

I don't waste time spending energy on playing a character i am not interested in.
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>>735038807
Get your head out of your ass anon. Both sides have problems. The world is fucked.
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>DUUUH SILVER DUUUUH DUUH SILVER
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sexo with rem
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>>735039675
I say this, but I don't look like this
Love Silver
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>>735007301
>>735008796
>trannies already latched onto her
it's over...
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I'm too old to learn how to play Doorman...
I tried playing against fucking bots and got fucked...
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>>735027637
It already HAS 500 side objectives.
Every x minutes you HAVE TO
>farm boxes
>farm "jungle"
>farm enemies' boxes and jungle
>grab Rune buff
>grab Urn
>do mid boss
>all that while farming lane creeps, pushing lane, destroying towers, harassing heroes, ganking lanes
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>still ZERO Ixian women
what the FUCK bros...
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>>735040770
if you just want to click heads there have been decades of games where you do exactly that
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Graves and Apollo are highschoolers.
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>game has a LITERAL they/them character
>/v/ is silent
I'm nyoooticing
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>>735029119
MADE to be groomed by pedo priest monster hunter
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>>735032363
why do you keep posting that pic everywhere
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>>735007560
>PaigeDck
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a marathon thread died for this
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>>735041463
Nice, a bonus!
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>Paige's play style just clicks with me for some reason
>Her voice and lines are the most annoying fucking shit I've ever heard in my life
She didn't have to be like this, but valve chose to make it so anyways. Literally anything else would be better than current Paige voice lines. Id take poorly compressed gachi clips over her in game lines.
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>>735008915
kys, tr00n
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>>735002830
I NEED to rape Mina.
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>>735041760
PULL.
BACK.
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Blizzard lost
Netease lost
VALVEGODS won
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>>735041760
>You can’t hurt me! I’ve got plot armour :3
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>>735042453
and this is for an invite only alpha
(I know it's super easy to get one but still)
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>>735041760
Celeste's voice is way more annoying
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>>735042575
I'm actually surprised it took them so long to rename her shield into Plot Armor, and doubly surprised that they didn't come up with it in the first place, it was a playtester suggestion.
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>>735007560
dogfucker coded
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>>735042770
KEEP YER EYE ON DA BAWLL, BOIS AN GERLS
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>>735008796
but enough about fan fiction.
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>>735042453
How? the last patch was terrible
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>>735009038
opening the egg at 10 mins gives you better buffs
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>>735009951
Yes please.
I want to pet this doggy.
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>>735044023
Who cares it's fun. I want to see them fuck around more with the OG roster.
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>>735042453
Valve ALWAYS wins
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>>735002830
>>735004178
>haven't seen one good blender scene involving these two...
Sad...
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Will deadlock appear at the game awards once it's finished?
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i am legit surprised this game is still hitting 100k ccu

what changed exactly
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>>735046404
it's fun
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>>735046469
Good
I love barbie doll dressups for skins
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grey talon might be one of the most slept on broken characters because the amount of damage he can shit out is legitimately fucking RETARDED
>gets a so fast it may as well be hitscan charged shot
>jump in the air
>now I have 500% fire rate :)
>I just did 2000 damage in a second
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it's Lady Geist for me
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>>735046032
It is sad. Deadlock fans have the worst taste in porn and ships across the board. It's so fucking bad.
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>>735046469
a) it's inveitable anyways and b) if it brings us coomkino like manifold paradox I'm all for it
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>>735046469
I hope the workshop artists make skins that actually shows pantsu
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>>735039119
This is why all matchmaking games are shit, retards like this inhabit them.
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>riot just had the usual survey but they mentioned deadlock

BROS??????
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>>735002830
What's this, splatoon fortnight for transsexuals? Looks really bad.
>>735002881
Grotesque sound design what are you saying
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>have disarm
>have anti heal
>have bullet res
>drifter just holds m1 and ignores all of it
cool game
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>>735002830
First vampire I saw with an umbrella was bloodless.
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>>735007301
>*whiskey burps in your face*
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>>735046925
Anon the characters have black voids in their skirts, Valve is too woke for coomkino
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A knight from the middle ages gets transported to the deadlock era and becomes a massive fan of the yankees
He has the usual medieval armor but with basebal paraphernalia attached to it
His ult is a homerun swing

Think about it deadtards
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>>735046404
Brawl keeps the cattle playing every since it circumvents how horrible matchmaking is rn.
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>>735048215
If we were to have a ,edieval knight lost in time hero I'd like it to be played a little more straight and serious than that
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>>735042053
she has strict requirement
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>>735002830
a steaming pile of dogshit, that said I wanna stick my tongue down her throat, good model
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>>735014128
>Seriously though, who the fuck wants a new MOBA in 2026?
Who the fuck wants an ARENA SHOOTER in 2026?

Fucking NOBODY nigger
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>>735048215
I'd rather have a cursed suit of armor from a museum that believes himself to be a knight from the past, and then a different character that's just a baseball player that's just too good for his own good.
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Tombstone should stop spawning zombie when it got punched, I'm tired of taking unavoidable damage
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>>735048346
her preferences will not matter once I am raping her
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>>735048331
The joke is that he is played 100% straight but he still likes baseball
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>>735048346
This is actually referring to her own dick
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>>735014128
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>>735009535
>he doesnt know about egg juicing
how is it down in ritualist
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>>735048723
I feel like him wearing any sort of paraphernalia fucks with the "played 100% straight" angle, but him having some lines about how he finds baseball interesting would be fun.
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>>735032363
independant newspaper photographer

small guy, athletic looking, casual wear, very snarky enthusiastic personality, friendly to allies in a false way; tries to rub up hard on the other hero in his lane in the game opening dialogue

pistol weapon, camera in other hand

one attack is photograph, big flash of light, a little like rem ulti but it applies a big aoe disarm

2 only can be used after 1 is used, and vice versa - throws spent lightbulbs, spirit damage

cant really think of a cool 3

ulti - aoe petrification, the petrification has a very long duration, applies to both allies and enemies, but deals no damage and the petrification can be broken by a heavy melee from ally or enemy hero

name: snapshot, or cameron perhaps
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>Losing game
>Lose
>Winning game
>2 people on my team leave
>Lose
I JUST WANT TO WIN
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>>735004957
SMN was so good before the devs decided to go all in on that dogshit PVE mode.
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>>735047336
Boohoo, i am not going to be bored playing a character i don't like, make it so i can just sit in queue longer and only play who i like and i won't need to watch TV.
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>>735004957
SMNC was a donwgrade from the original MNC in virtually every way and you will never change my mind.
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>>735047976
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>>735032730
Dota 2 has multiple cosmetics that give character exposed tits or tummy and some that increase chest or ass size
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>>735025793
She is hard to play because her entire kit revolves around consistently hitting shots. All of the gun characters are the hardest to use because you cannot just spam AoE spirit attacks into a teamfight and get good damage numbers at the end.

I say this as someone who plays spirit characters and just uses AoEs into team fights and gets top or near top damage every game.
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>>735008796
>UHHHH you can't be attracted to attractive women because my rotten brain decided they are "trans coded"
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>>735051073
They really let the brainwashing get to them
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>>735032363
Big Game hunter with pith helmet and monocle. Like the guy from Jumanji.
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So what characters are you guys playing with?
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>>735050440
>All of the gun characters are the hardest to use
Except Haze, Infernus, Drifter, Wraith, Seven..
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>>735051660
Venator mostly, which is surprising because I didn't vote for him. The melee build is just a good mix of fun and really strong at all stages of the game, I'm abusing the hell out of it until they take it away.
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>>735051665
>Seven
Yeah, the guy who is most known for his ultimate and orb spam

The other characters are harder to play than most of the spirit characters, yes. Infernus is like shitter feeder central because new players try him and cannot hit shots. Haze is kind of arguable because her ultimate is crazy now, but you still generally need to land shots.
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>>735051773
Hell no, those are the easiest characters in the game. Completely braindead in every way, honestly I think even M&K takes more effort because you at least need to play active on him.
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>>735051660
Lash, Abrams, Billy, and Victor are my top heroes.
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>>735048215
The other two anons are fags i like it
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>>735051834
New players get top damage or decent damage when they play paige, celeste, or some other AoE spammy hero. If you give them Infernus or Wraith they will either do nothing or die and do nothing. Same for Drifter, he is super aggressive too, you need to actively move around the map if that is what you consider hard.

I mean it is pretty universally agreed that gun characters are harder to play and also generally weaker than spirit ones. However, gun melts objectives and scales harder than spirit.
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>>735021151
>Don't look up his winrate
I'm at the end of archon and he's still a 70% winrate for me, I genuinely don't understand what is supposed to make him bad when going up in ranks. I already meet a lot of counterspells and changing ranks don't suddenly change the area denial he provides.
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>Paige heals her teammate
why is this allowed?
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>>735051935
I don't agree with any of that. It's just point and click, if you can't manage that you definitely can't manage most of the spirit characters either.
>I mean it is pretty universally agreed that gun characters are harder to play
I've never heard anyone say that unironically. The characters I mentioned are generally considered training wheels heroes in the discussions I've seen.
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>>735051660
say what you must, I already know
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>>735051660
Bebop, I enjoy hook characters because they make shitters seethe.
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>>735051660
why is the order all fucked up
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>>735051660
In order of preference
>rem
>dynamo
>graves
>ivy
>wraith
>pocket

no clue why really. I like Rem because the pillow nuke builds are pretty fun. Dynamo can throw hands in lane pretty well (depending on how fast you can build it). Graves is really good at pushing lanes, pressuring fights, and shutting down objectives solo. I'm falling out of favor with Ivy, just can't find a good build for her that i like. Wraith caught my eye after the latest patch but haven't had a chance to really play her just yet because someone else snags the role before me every time, and Pocket just seems kinda fun even if he feels pretty mid right now
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>>735051660
how does dynamo compare to krill in your eyes
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>>735011570
>/V/
leave larping faggot.
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>>735002830
How would you go about rape correcting her?
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>>735019779
I'm starting to suspect that's the joke and most of us are just too adjacent to the series to get it.

Like I've seen konosuba and know Aqua is fucking retarded.
I've been on this faggot site since like 2008 so I'm pretty familiar with 2hu, I even have a Remilia chinese knock-off fumo. So I know Cirno is fucking retarded.

So maybe... anon I think they've just been fucking larping and we're unironically not weeaboo enough to get it. Hopefully you're either a Fate-fag or been on this site long enough but it's like posting a picture of Shirou with the most naive question you can.
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I'm still waiting for the day they would allow me to ban Grave
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>>735053294
i have great news
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>>735053294
just get good
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>>735051660
I only have Dynamo, Rem, Paige + Doorman at highest priority, who am I
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>>735053294
Just play Sinclair and declare yourself Grave stalker
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>>735002830
Thready reminder that Holliday is a canon slut, sadly
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What do I do when my lane partner is a Silver who dives the guardian and dies 6 times in lane
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>>735053405
24601
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>>735009114
Ew
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Literally what are you supposed to do against Victor?
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Splitshot is a mistake, Yoshi
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>>735053876
Splitshot is the only way I can play any gun hero
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>>735002830
They want broccoli tops and adhd online only pvp gameplay gooners as their main audience.
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>>735051660
Exclusively Mo & Krill
Until Sinclair used my ult on me once and I was like "damn, this is what I've been doing to people?"
Now I'm giving Seven a shot
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>>735017472
dota-like*
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>>735054268
MOBA
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>>735051660
THE LASH, Rem and Geist are my mainstays
I threw on Seven, Mina and Ivy to fuck around a bit
>>735053632
team diff go next
>>735054205
I should throw them on again, sometimes you just want to spend a game making people fucking miserable
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>>735054354
dota-like*
:^)
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>>735054354
ASSFAGGOT*
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>>735051660
Holliday and only, because no one else plays her lmao
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>>735054205
>>Exclusively Mo & Krill
>Until Sinclair used my ult on me once and I was like "damn, this is what I've been doing to people?"
I had the same experience but instead my reaction was "Damn, this isn't doing shit to me" and I continued doing things that make people say "what did I do to you Mohamed and Kareem"
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How do you use Sinclair 1, shit is so slow and my mom could see it coming
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trash
you have to be a braindead retard to play mobashit in the current year
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>>735032363
is there a chop sockey/yellow peril character?
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>only player with a positive k/d/a
it hurts
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>new to mobas, placed in glue sniffer elo (initiate specifically)
>makes sense, i'm bad so i'll get better
>practice, follow guides, play carries
>worked up to low arcanist after a few weeks of ~60% WR
>find out a guy on my friends list played like 12 games and won literally only a single one then dropped the game forever
>somehow high alchemist
genuinely what is wrong with the ranking system? is it just random? i could have saved myself so much time if i placed alchemist, what's the point of initiate/seeker if you can go 1-12 and still place alchemist
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>>735054494
Your assistant also shoots a projectile if you use it while she's out, you can redirect the projectile once while it's out, and I believe it does more damage the longer it travels. Basically you want to be sniping people with it and playing mind games by missing on purpose to redirect it into their back or hitting an entirely different person.

>>735048346
>Mina will never be your strict and cruel keyholder
Why persist in this hopeless time?
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>>735054494
Use it in chaotic situations or let it travel past your target before turning it around. Fire it upwards and make it come down from above, aim behind someone who is backing away while not looking where they're going.
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>>735042453
Man this game is going to be huge isn't it.
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>>735055640
Probably for a while at least. Guess we'll just have to wait and see once it actually hits 1.0
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>>735055640
It already is
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>>735052740
i don't know how to explain but for me when i play Mo krill i get really aggressive non-stop plus non-stop farming too, with Dynamo i only play in the back just spamming Q and waiting the right moment to ult
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>>735054958
Desu i don't understand tanks
I'm coming from dota where i'm a total herald bottom 10% scrub and i'm even worse at shooters but somehow i'm oracle in deadlock
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>>735032363
Small girl character that summons eldritch plush monsters from a toybox, something like picrel
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>>735054958
The system's probably all kinds of fucked up but it's probably still some kind of glicko2 thing. So it counts wins/losses, and then has a ratings deviation and ratings variance numbers. From what I can tell most people think that the ranks are too sticky and it's actually hard to derank. So maybe your friend just got put into a game he wasn't expected to win for the first match and won and then got stuck.
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>>735053632
Maybe they think they're pre-patch Silver.
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>>735014128
ah yes arena shooters the genre famous for having multiple successful games that have never immediately flopped
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Does anyone actually play Street Brawl? It's kind of dogshit.
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>>735053632
Distract her by asking her if she's dtf
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>>735020030
the way her ass is shadowed makes it look like shes not wearing panties
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>>735058132
Its fun
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>>735055640
It's gonna be hell in low rank
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>>735002830
Emiru-coded...
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>lane enemies are McGinnis and Grave
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I fucking love playing Rem so much.
>Enemy team neglects a lane
>Throw down little helpers onto the troops that dropped down before rejoining my team
>Lane gets pushed into the enemy's base while everyone is busy having a dick-measuring contest for Rejuv
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>>735014128
I hope I'm not as pathetic as this when I'm an old man
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>>735054205
liar
a real mo & krill player would be happy to know how annoying he's being
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>>735032363
Androgynous angel twink, shoots beams of light that heal allies and hurt enemies. Transforms into a biblically accurate wheel of eyes with flying movement, if you look away from him while at low HP you get executed and turn into a pillar of salt.
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>>735050440
This pretty much
I actually had some success building her to just proc her stuff as much as possible (ricochet, increased fire rate, more ammo) because the damage you can rack up that way by just hitting something in proximity was kind of crazy.
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>>735002830
Muh dik
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>>735053294
bro just walk away or press buttons on her, she's slow as fuck and super squishy
Imagine being so bad at the game that fucking graves is causing you enough problems that you need to ban her
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>>735005375
>skill issue: the post
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>>735058132
Tried it a few times. I think it's a joke. You get random legendary items that just win you the game like a slot machine. In one game some dude got a thing called Prismatic Blast that just gave him 5 Bebop ults firing out at once like a Touhou game. In another I got straight up infinite ammo.
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>>735004178
>>735026879
I would eat her pussy like it was my last supper
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>>735058132
It is fun, but too easy. I have like an 80%+ winrate on it and I have like 20 heroes selected or some shit. I actually wish it lasted longer, I kind of hate that there are so many 3-0 or 3-1 stomps.
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>>735032363
Headless Horseman
>tank that uses a whip for his shots (limited range but has a "fuzzy" hitbox that he can drag around and potentially get hits on multiple targets at once)
>maybe a mechanic around leaving his head somewhere to serve as a "ward"
>ult summons his horse for massive move speed, defense/damage buff, and unstoppable
Nosferatu
>fills the vampire niche not covered by Drifter and Mina by being an inhuman monster
>actually a chill dude, noble and dignified but lives in the sewers
>ability to summon a swarm of rats that he can redirect a few times to have them sweep back and forth over an area
>ultimate to grab a target, stun them momentarily, and bite them (big chunk of healing for him, healbane and bleed on them)
Tennis Guy
>literally just a guy that plays tennis
>wanders into the ritual with no idea what's going on but sees the soul orbs and decides it's time to game
>just serves balls around and the other team has to melee them back at him
Witch
>not like a sexy witch, just actually a little old lady crone that's all stooped over and tiny and has to shuffle around with her cane (incredibly slow movement)
>support centered around placing a cauldron and doing bullshit with it (extreme area denial)
>system with placing ingredients into the cauldron to make special buffs for teammates
>turns people into frogs
>her magic broom is taking a vacation otherwise she'd be a lot faster
Other than that I guess a Gypsy Fortune Teller that fights with tarot cards, some immortal Not-Highlander warrior guy, the sexy demon lady singer we've seen sketches of, and the mandatory evil loli character every MOBA gets.
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>>735002830
Makoto?
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>>735033052
>>735034723
vyper plz
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>>735044023
>How? the last patch was FUN

Huh why would you even ask then?
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>>735051660
Wraith, Haze, Seven
I enjoy farming and come from a farming background in dota
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>>735053294
graves is the wanda of this game
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>>735004178
>>735026879
we need a remodel to turn her into a MILF instead of GILF
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>>735064372
Why do people farm with seven when they have strongest tool for ganking and pushing
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>>735064468
Because unless you are 7k-10k souls ahead from the enemy, you don't do damage.
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>>735064558
But if you push early you will have more soul and safe space to farm
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So how do I actually play this game?
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>>735064591
seven doesn't have escapes like wraith and haze. if you get caught out split pushing, you are done for
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>>735064613
Start game, go right to armchair, play tutorial.
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>>735064646
No I mean, how do I get an invite to the beta?
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>>735064652
Ask someone on the Steam forums.
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>>735064641
No I mean, once you done dominating your lane and fuck their guardian inside out, which you should as Seven, you should go to other lane and do the same
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>>735064591
>pushing early as a glass cannon that has no escapes
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>>735064652
just go to the steam forums for deadlock and ask in any of the thread. i got mine there. invites take 1-12 hours to show up after getting added
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>>735064468
he also farms really fast and you'd be stupid to not profit from that
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I ate so many eggs last game I had 1.5k more health than mo and krill
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>>735051660
Wraith, Victor, and Warden are my high priority rotation because I need to abuse overtuned trog carries to climb out of low elo. I play Lash and Vyper when I want to actually have fun.
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>>735051660
In order of played
Ivy, Paradox, Viscous
Trying Silver. Would play Rem but my friend mains him.
Want to try Doorman, Drifter, Vyper, Mina and maybe Apollo but I hate his character design
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I may be tough, but I don't wanna take on the whole team alone!
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How do I play Cadence?
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If anyone needed any proof this game is ruled by trannies and foreigners, look no further than the deadlock generals that constantly pop up. Literally a game built by trannies for trannies.
Oh, how /v/ has fallen.
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>>735065265
Trans game, trans board, get out.
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>>735065265
>>735065343
I hope you're at least being paid to waste your time like this.
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Must be buckbroken riot employee
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>>735022723
54% winrate in oracle+
her farming is amazing, her gun damage is high, she has a passive to make her hurt you even more for simply aiming correctly, she has a massive heal that even after the nerfs still makes her live far longer than she should and her ult can fuck someone up really quickly, or (if you're behind) can be used for its silence and make a whole team cry.
she's fine, you're just bad at her and that's not something to be ashamed of because she's not intuitive on pickup compared to shit like wraith, graves, haze, dynamo, abrams, bebop or another entire half of the roster.
the only possible thing you can actually say is that her gun projectile feels awkward despite the fact she's got one of the faster projectiles in the game.
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>>735002830
Pronouns updated I'd wager
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>>735002830
I do find it interesting that Celeste was made to represent trans lesbians, even if that's just a roundabout way to say straight.
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>>735059206
Source? She cute
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>>735065551
That's Silver, from Deadlock
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>>735032363
We know that the Russian Empire still exists in the world of Deadlock from Raven's leak, so.... here's.....
Bogatyr
>a ghoul resurrected by a patron after dying in DL's occult version of WW1. joins the ritual to fulfill his bargain's end and be fully revived and find his remaining relatives
>a close quarters melee/cannon character
>1st attack is a sawed off bolt action obrez pistol, highly inaccurate, has a high recoil and slow loading times but mighty powerful
>2nd is a MPL-50 spade, deals moderate damage, serves as a finisher after dealing good primary shots
>3rd is a gas grenade, is meant as a hindrance biting off health points the longer you stay in its effect range.
>ult dubbed "deadman's charge" granting increasing speed boosts at lower health
>has a raspy accented gurgle, barely speaking switching between english and russian. has a soft spot for classical music and high literature. >is kind and level headed in spite of his ghastly appearance
>scattered ingame hints alluding to him being heavy's great uncle
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Awww, look. She's smiling.
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>>735066453
Imma pet that dawg
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>>735066453
She's angry because someone misgendered her trans gf
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>>735015163
Need more hair down Graves
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>>735014548
I love Holliday and Silver
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>>735066453
HOTTIE
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>>735063298
I cant believe we still dont have a hsadless hero when sleepy hollow is literally in the state
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>>735029440
sounds delusional or massive krill issue , it takes like 8 if all hs, 14 without, his passive proc isn't even the oppressive skill, it's the flame dash spam
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>>735005375
>It's a moba and a shooter but combined to be the worst versions of each other.
I disagree. Deadlock used to be the only MOBA I've ever played. Then I tried Dota 2, and Deadlock became the best MOBA I've ever played.
>Instead of a top down camera, it's pulled in behind you.
Good. I hated Dota's RTS controls. I can't comprehend how a game this boring is still so popular.
>Instead of simple and well defined levels to geometry, you've got bridges and interiors and sections where several ledges and stairs and drop offs and what not can all occupy the same space.
Hell fucking yes. Significant improvement over Dota's flat map.
>It's designed to butcher your self awareness and making casting on the ground awful.
No idea what this means.
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>noooooo the game should cater to my taste and only mine
What cause this
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>>735017431
Marathon is still active, what do you mean?
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>>735068326
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>>735068413
I do agree that this is making me nervous. I actually, genuinely like that game and I hope Sony doesn't axe it, even if Bungie deserves it.
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So what other wacky game modes can Valve add to Deadlock?

No Risk of Rain/Aghs Labs roguelike coop game mode.
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>>735047514
It would be very funny if they made Leaguelock as a response.
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>>735068528
Extraction
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>>735068528
just give us a proper modding adk for custom game support
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>>735068528
Some ctf adjacent gamemode where there 2 or 3 objectives around a map so that you get some level of macro and 1v1s and 1v2s and 2v2s but it's still fast and lane pushing is absent
Thet should also make a map specifically for street brawl
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>>735068610
Imagine the kino of an extraction shooter with deadlock movement
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>>735068413
at this rate we will have sub-10k next monday
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>>735068528
TF2-esc 12v12 mode with no items, dupe characters, and character switching
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i cannot believe valve legit salvaged this game

especially when it was practically just 20k ccu average early to mid 2025
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>>735068710
70% of your damage comes from item, players are just gonna tickle each other for 1 hour and a half if you remove items
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>>735068710
This is so retarded I'm not sure you even played the game once
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>>735068763
Health and damage would just be built into the characters from the beginning. No items would simply be to stop things from scaling past that, or overcomplicating things with passives and actives.
>>735068806
I have. You simply have no imagination.
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>>735068859
I'm imagining a team half full of victors or sevens and it doesn't sound good
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>>735069032
It sounds hilarious, like a full team of Engineers, or Roadhogs from back when Overwatch was less fucking atrocious. A gamemode where you can just pop into a server without having to worry about the items, or even the objective, and just fuck around for a bit and swap characters on the fly in the Deadlock version of Hightower would be neat.
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>>735069203
just go play tf2
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>>735069295
Anon asked for wacky gamemode ideas, man. Feel free to come up with your own ideas I guess.
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>>735069403
I mean if we were to steal shit from tf2, might as well take interesting stuff VSH instead of your average 2fort pub
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>>735069493
I'll admit a Freak Fortress mode could be pretty neat as well.
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>>735068528
I know no one's going to see this but I've had a couple that have been floating around in my head.

>Race to the top
Parkour race gamemode where everyone tries to climb a big tower before a rising flood of toxic sludge kills them all. Movement speed decreases based on % of HP remaining, bringing someone down to 0 puts a lengthy stun on them while their HP regenerates to max. Ends with a deathmatch between everyone who got to the top, with the player who got first-place getting a massive buff.

>Street Riot
12-player free-for-all mode where players compete to have the most total souls by the end of the round. Killing a player will steal a chunk of their unspent souls alongside any unsecured souls. The game ends when midboss appears and is killed, with its killer getting a last-second deposit of souls equal to 25% of the leading player's total souls.
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>>735070803
>Race to the top
bad

>>735070803
>Street Riot
Eh, I think you have the right idea but they could just do what Overthrow from DotA2 does.

>FFA FT ~30
>randomly spawning Control Zones (they also appear in random locations if you've never played Overthrow, which is FUN AS FUCK BY THE WAY t. dota2 shitter) that capturing before your opponents give you amped up shrine buffs
>Normal Shop and souls, souls gained over time or via kills.
>big arena style map with cover/back routes, but most of the map is focused on the center and forcing fights

something like that. We need a much bigger hero pool first though.
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>>735071189
I was using the quote feature to quickly quote your text without copy+pasting that's why I have your post-id in there twice.
fuck usually i double check my posts before i send it im retarded fuck fuck fuck.
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>>735071189
I've never played DOTA but that does sound fun as fuck. Would probably make a better casual fuck-about mode than Street Brawl too.
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Werewolf pussy.
It's just that simple.
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>>735067354
>>735014548
my wives btw
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>>735072064
>Does werewolf pussy transform when she does?
I dunno, sounds kind of complex to me.
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>>735072225
Simple answer to it, though
Yes



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