what's the point of vast open worlds if there's going to be literally nothing in them but skinnerbox content? you couldn't hide something interesting like Alice in every nook and cranny.why not go for something akin to Dark souls with an interconnected layout that feels like a journey?
because pigs enjoy slop, next question.
>>735008392The point is that they put out promotional material and trailers showing off the infinite draw range land scape in the distance with forests and mountains and some obviously eye catching mysterious stuffAnd this flashbangs normafags into throwing all their money at it, even if they only play it for 10-20 hours before moving to the next mass marketed slop Pray it never happens to a franchise you like
In theory, you could have more Alice in an open world than a linear one
hiding alices in every nook and cranny would still make them skinner boxes, anon
>>735008610>Pray it never happens to a franchise you likeHAHAHAH... Haha... Ha...
>>735008703But then it would be MY kind of skinner box! my Slop, hand made for me!
>>735008392Yeah open worlds suck. They could be way more interesting if shit happened outside the player's vision but it just never happens. Npc's stories don't develop unless you the self righteous protagonist fixes them.
>>735008812the original stalker trilogy's A-life kind of does that, but its not exactly "Open world", but different segments tied through loading screens.
Elden Rang sucks because all the good parts are spread out by this gay ass open world that you can completely negate by just warping throughout it with your NOT bonfires. if not for items being dispersed throughout that world space mixed in with useless shit.
>>735008875Never played Stalker but i heard about A-life. What is it?
>>735009016NPCs doing shit on their own in the worldspace, Going around, hanging out, encountering and fighting others, etc.its a simple mechanic in concept, but it goes a long way to make the world feel alive. some guy you found relaxing in a campfire can suddenly be found dead across the map after a gunfight with bandits.
>>735009110Damn that sounds kino! Maybe i should try Stalker.
>>735009169be sure you set the difficulty to the hardest, since it determines global damage values and easier difficulties makes everyone into bullet sponges.
make everyone? Its "TURNS everyone into bullet sponges"!
could you realistically fill an open world game with alice?
that would make it an open Alice or Alice world
I like Alice
i love Alice
I'm going to Alice
but what does Alice like and love?
we keep asking where Alice is, but nobody's asked how Alice is
if alice was in an open world, where would you find her?
>>735010837in the walls
in the ceiling
>>735010437?
>>735010837In a rabbit hole dead and full of maggots
>>735011156THE ALICE IS DEAD?!?!
she's perfect
>>735011220WHO KILLED THE ALICE?!?!
>>735011313OFF TO HANG MYSELF!
>>735011354
The Alice gaze
Alice wondering if I'm utterly deranged or retarded
Alice in third world world
>>735012165favelalice...
>>735012254i dont get it, does red want to hang herself like >>735011492 ?
SIEG ALICE!
Alice
is cute
i sometimes wish Alice would kill me in my sleep
i wonder if she watches me while i sleep
but is that something Alice would do?
silently staring at me unblinking unmoving throughout the whole night is something Alice would do.
c-cute!
>>735008610ULTRATRVTHNVKE
>>735013985or you could say, an VLICE NVKE aimed directly at tel aviv!
what if alice was a goose?
Whens reds game?
hmmm, not b- where did my life savings go???
>>735014778the day she stops identifying as a wolf
>>735014778please wait warmly until it is ready
>>735014920>50 aeons later:
>>735014920wasnt it supposed to release 4 years ago?is that dude even still alive?
>>735015137Prease waitu warmry, arigato four yur patiense.
in the meantime, we can speculate of a Netflix original on the game.Share with me your expectations on the BS netflix original
>hears angry drawing noises in the distance
>>735015438Alice is now a N____
Alice on stage
FINISH THE FUCKING GAME YOU RETARD
>>735015818TWO MORE WEEKS ANON TRUST IN ALICE
>>735008392>stealth off-topic sludge spamming shit threadBlack Sludge slurpers are an absolute fucking blight. Worse somehow than Undertale troons. Worse than Gacha shitters.
>>735015996>Worse somehow than Undertale troonsI can imagine that, since undertrash is practically dead at this point>Worse than Gacha shittersNot even close
A L I C EA L I E C:
Which Cube of Saturn will you entrust your shekels to?
>>735016326alice rm -fr
2+2= install gentoolice
Konatalice!
My mom said Alice is a nigger and she has no street cred.
>>735017198is your mom by any chance green?
>>735017318Nyes :)
what do we think of markiplier's next Movie project?
>>735017526is your grandma by any chance a jew?and is your grandpa by any chance a drunkard?
>>735017593We dont talk about that retard
>>735017662who's "We"?
Alice!
>>735017741Me and that other schizo (not you (probably still you)).
>>735017971that can't be, this world ain't big enough for two schizos!
>>735018050we have to battle it out i win
>>735018187N-NO... THAT CAN'T BE...!!!
Don't worry guyse, Alice will save us!
posting best gurl
>>735018573*worst dykemy bad
>>735018639shut up Mocky
what's Alice reading?
>>735018858thats no way to treat your gayfriend griffy the faggy
We love Griffy here because she is pure
We hate Griffy here because she likes to munch carpets
would stuffed griffy taste better than stuffed dodo or stuffed jubjub?
I'll take the role of stuffing the birds
I take the role of stuffing your whore mouth
ok, Open up.
ok ive had enough of this homo shit
>>735019630Hoy, Don't run from fate, Get back here!
>>735014778>>735015818for whatever that's worth
>>735019756i bet all my internet alice coins this gaem is gonna blow
but who's doing the blowing?
Who else but Red? Hardy har har!
red sucks bad! can i have a refund on my blowjob?
*peeks from behind the veil of reality*
Ive seen Alice in Wonderland for the first time in 20 years last week and i realized she is nothing like 2hu Alice and nothing like BS Alice.What gives?
>>735020685What gives? Alice gives!
>>735020751Alice is a taker now answer my question or else
>>735020793Alice giveth as Alice taketh
>>735020823Shut the fuck up Mike Tyson
>>735020921Shit, How did you know?
>>735020973The lispth gave it away
>>735021054Shieeet
>>735020675Thats a nice picture. Too bad we dont talk about that retard here.
>>735021227MayMay is not a retard!
>>735021319Yeah ok
>>735021391
MabelMayMayMeMeMéMé
Alice if she Bigger
get in the showers anon.
Every man deserves an Alice wife
Alice a Cute
>>735022007Is Alice waiting for me in there?
>>735023704Yes, there's many an Alice inside the chamb- i mean showers.Now get in, Hurry before she disappears again!
AAAAAH ALICE IM COMING!!!
i made it, has anyone seen Alice?
>"Hey anon, lets explore the tunnels under the NYC synagogue!"would you comply with Alice's request?
Would (You) Allow Alice to mine in your computer?
>>735024737>ywn have an Alice miner infect your PCwhy live?
>>735025232why should i need a tulpalice when my Alice is right th- alice? where did you go?
I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER
i luv arice
:B
>>735026734AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
ATTENTION EVERYONE ATTENTION ANON ATTENTION /V/ ATTENTION 4CHANI LOVE ALICETHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
Megalovalice...
>>735027934Sans from undertale has a hot mom
fukken hang yourself tumor tuhu nigger
>>735027934
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME???
>yo- *hic* you look lonely *hic*... i can *hic* i can fix tha- *hic* i can fix that... *hic*
can mabel fix (you)?
she can make me worse
>>735008392
>>735029007Alice could be somewhere here...
Brown trans pedo coded thread
white hetero hagsexual coded thread
>>735029007Can you spot the Alice?
>>735029426found her!
>>735029514Ring a Ding Ding, congratulations! here is your reward
>>735029426>Can you spot the Alice?ezpz
tea time
Wow that's actually trans-coded
>>735030020man-coded
you must have a full set of chest hair and visible abs if you want to post Alice here
>>735030413she cute
>>735030481cute, but exclusive for MEN.are you a BAD enough DUDE to SURVIVE Alice's RELENTLESS CBT?She knows no safeword
i wish i had an Alice right here
yes, a little more to the left
no, more to the right please.
can you put it back a little?
almost, turn it a little to the side at a 5 degree angle.
>>735030616im stronger than alice.i could choke the living shit out of her any second if i chose to.
>>735031380>he thinks hes stronger than AliceGood, it means you're worthy prey.
since i was the first to post my win. i will present you my own challenge! how many alices can you find? (you are allowed to mark them)
>>735008392>skinnerboxdefine this term
I have fantasies where Red turns into this werewolf suddenly as a full moon appears in the night sky.she grows to 8 feet tall and is ripped with muscles, yet has a clear feminine shape and grows a pair of massive weretits.she then tries to pin me down and maul me but i use my chad-like strength to push her back, and my grit to endure the lacerations she's inflicting with her claws as her jaw is barely an inch away from mauling my face off.I then imagine myself struggle fucking werered as "Blow me away" starts playing at full volume, and empty my load into her as the song reaches its climax, since I'm the only one worthy enough to handle her.then after an intense night of her trying to kill me while we make love, i wake up at dawn covered in scars and cuts, and besides me is a naked sleeping Red snuggled on to my side.
>>735031465Roughly 7 Alicse and one MéMé
>>735031923hint: there are nine alices in this picture. you are missing two
>Netanyahu diedGAAAH I WANTED TO FIGHT HIM SOMEDAY BUT THE GRIM REAPER TOOK HIM BEFORE ME, JUST LIKE LORD ROTHSCHILD, JUST LIKE POPE FRANCIS!!!DAMN YOU HEIN FOR STEALING MY GLORY AGAIN, YOU BLACK FUCKING NlGGER!!!
>>735032120Including or excluding mémé?
>>735032420hint: mapletree is a red herring.
>>735032507aha, i found all the Alices!
>>735032626hint: give me a hint?
>>735032691HINT: Look at the youtube thumbnails
>>735032343fuck you anon, you got my hopes up for a second
>>735032859congratulations! for your dedication and never giving up you love for alice. here is your reward!the ultimate alice and lewis carrol chronicles collection in the series of books by the Barnes & Noble Leatherbound Classic Collection.
>>735033152What, is the Jew king alive?
>>735033227Sweet! I'll keep it hidden in my antarctic monastery guarding the entrance to Agartha!
Alices
ALICE AKBAR!
The journey of a thousand Alices begins with a single Alice
Alice likes to slide, Alice likes to stride50% of transgenders commit suicide
ah tried to sneak through the page man can't make it
can't make it that shit's stuck! OUT OF MY WAY SON!
PAGE'S STUCKPAGE'S STUCK
PLEASE, I BEG YOU!
BANAN, YOU'RE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER
Cute a Alice
aut Alicia aut nihil
Nya Nya~ *hurls a half eaten dormouse*
Bad maymay, that was my best friend!
How do i conjure an Alice?
my body spirit and mind craves Alice
I should gather every archive of every Alice thread and use that as my resume
I wonder what their reactions would be
nevertheless i'm going to bed
>>735019905>femci dunno
