The LESBIAN KNIGHT adventureYou play as a black larger sized POC proud feminist lesbian knight with a nose ring and a blue dyed bowlcut in the year of 1348. The game starts with you fucking your black larger sized lesbian princess girlfriend with dyed purple hair having graphic lesbian sex. But then, an evil Ku Klux Klan member busts through the wall and kidnapps your girlfriend. You now have to go on an epic journey as the lesbian knight to save your lesbian girlfriend.The combat: You have two moves, a sword slash and a block. Footwork does not matter and you cannot dodge attacks. Enemies will always fight you 1vs1 even if there are multiple enemies. If the enemy telegraphs an attack, you need to block his attack and counterattack. By default the enemy will always block your attack. To hit your enemy, you will need to drain his stance meter by blocking his attacks and whacking him while he blocks your attacks. If the stance meter is empty, you can freely whack at the enemy and kill it.Bosses: Ku Klux Klan leader - It's just the regular Ku Klux Klan member with a flail but he has a big health barKnight - A knight with a sword who fights like every other enemy but has a bigger health barLion - Despite being a non-humanoid enemy, he is just fought the same way as every humanoid enemy. Ogre - A giant ogre with a large sword. Despite being three times larger than you are, he is fought the same way like the humanoid enemies. Plus sized black lesbian dragon - She is the final boss and is just fought the same way as every other enemy or boss, except she has a massive health bar and takes 30 minutes to kill.So yeah, just an idea for a video game I came up with. What are your thoughts on this?
not obsessed btw
i stopped reading at "proud feminist"i get ur tryna be funny but if you have to dump a word salad for your joke, you aren't funny
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>>735017437This anon has a bowlcut
OH MY SCIENCE!!! Where can I wishlist?!?
>>735016931The only thing funny about this is the irony that you're even dumber than a nigger.
>>735016931Holy fucking based this game will make over a nigtillon dollars for sure but just incase we will get the government to fund this project and if anyone says anything negative about it once it releases we will sue if not imprisoned them for hate speech. This game will be a 100% blast to play.
>>735016931Plagiarism.
>>735016931Make the kkk guy fat too and you got murrican politics in a nutshell.
>>735019110Now draw the two girls above fucking
>>735016931We hate yuri now?
>>735019583All the yuri haters from /a/ moved here for some reason
>>735019583>>735019732>>>/lgbt/
>>735017092Your fetish will never be normal
>>7350190504chuddies say that geg
>>735016931Pitch it to ubisoft they'll fund it
>>735016931your image is just all modern politics: the most insane caricature come to live vs literal cartoon characters, nobody is allowed to be sane
>>735019583>xitterfilename>nowYWNBAW>selfcestok that's acceptable
>>735016931>all the bosses specifically mention they are fought the same way
>>735016931Your IDF alphabet letter agent assigned to you, just gave you an A+ for continuing the fight in the culture distraction war. You'll be receiving your draft notice in the mail shortly. Shalom!
let's make it vee
>avg /v/tard when someone shitpost for fun and not gooning, glazing 20 year old overrated games, and FOTM garbage.
Idea for a video game I've had>You play a girlboss proud lesbian space scavenger with a side shave haircut>you infiltrate a ship to strip it of parts>you get caught by the crew, the ship turns out to be an undercover strike cruiser housing a squad of supersoldier gigachads>the intro is a misdirect, you actually get to play as the gigachad supersoldiers boning the girlboss silly, every character you play has a moveset for his fucking technique, one guy's gentle but he's really into roleplay so the scavenger has to play dress up and go along with the roles, one super soldier was modeled after billy herrington so he's really rough and into wrestling the poor girlboss a third of his size. The captain is extremely attractive to the scavenger but he is super autistic and combat focused and the entire time she's trying to get him to bone her into the mattress he keeps misunderstanding it as something else or being mega autistic combat mode about it.
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>>735029903>tranny tranny tranny tranny trannyyour idea of fun is sad
>>735035415'gated
>bump>bump>bump>bump
>>735035956The sound I make when defiling ur mom
