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For those so inclined, now wou(...) 03/15/26(Sun)12:12:39 No.735020190

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For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:12:39 No.735020190 Archived

>Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall.

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:24:26 No.735020819

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:24:26 No.735020819

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>Yikes, is Kleiner really suggesting all virile 20-something men immediately instant-loss mating press the nearest woman??

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:27:44 No.735021014

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:27:44 No.735021014

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>>735020819
>...

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:29:25 No.735021097

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:29:25 No.735021097

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Now's Gordon's chance to finally have an answer to this question.

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:30:25 No.735021157

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:30:25 No.735021157

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>>735020190
kleiner canonically fucked this what a gigachad

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:42:03 No.735021743

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:42:03 No.735021743

do the words " for those so inclined" mean nothing to you freaks?
why cant you fucking take anything fucking seriously not everything is a fucking joke and life is not meant to be fun or funny take things fucking seriously or fucking die and for the love of god if you are not working at least 112 hours a week you are WASTING your life on needless unnecessary nonsense and unproductive bullshit FUN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:43:37 No.735021829

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:43:37 No.735021829

>>735021743
are you feeling inclined, bb?

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:44:45 No.735021890

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:44:45 No.735021890

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>>735020819

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:48:05 No.735022071

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:48:05 No.735022071

>>735020190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgXSVJfe8j8

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:50:25 No.735022194

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:50:25 No.735022194

>>735021743
Jokes are usually meant to be funny

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:51:05 No.735022232

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:51:05 No.735022232

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>>735020819
Someone has to continue her bloodline. Gordon is the only one without irradiated sperm at this point.

Anonymous
03/15/26(Sun)12:52:32 No.735022320

Anonymous 03/15/26(Sun)12:52:32 No.735022320

>>735022194
NO ONE IF FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKINGPILE IOF FUCKING SHIT TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY OR FUCKING DIE FO YUOU UNERSTAND ME YOU NEED TO DIE IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHUING BUT WORK AND SLEEP YOU PIECE OF SHIT LAZY USELESS FUCKING RETARD!!!! I BETY YOU " GO ON BREAK" AND " USE YOUR PTO" AS WEELL YOU USELESS LAZY SHIT WORK SLEEP WORK SLEEP THATS ALL YOU SHOULD BE DOING WITH LIFE OR YOU ARE POINTLESS