well /v/?
>>735049342Christians don't play videogames
>>735049342How many of those are in africa
Video games are satanic.
>>735049342they all got psyop'd into believing Pokemon and vidya was the devil in the 90s
video games are haram so they don't play them
most people who make games are perpetually angy at mommy and daddy for making them go to church one time and never got over it.
>>735049443pretty much. and satanic is antisemitic
Most people who would be the audience for a "Christian videogame" believe video games are tools of Satan
>Stories always have straight, hetero, adult couplesVidya is looking pretty Christian to me
>>735049342most christians dont actually care about their own religion outside of the absolute bare necessities in order to be called a christianhow many christians have actually read the bible?at least in western countries, christianity is now nothing more than a group identity to slap onto yourself
>Final level of Jesus: Revelations
Only demographic of christcucks left are all low IQ niggers.
Overt Christianity doesn't work in pop culture media. That's why all Christian contemporary music is objectively, embarrassingly bad. But an artist who happens to be Christian can subtly implement Christian themes in their work, like Tolkien in LOTR or Black Sabbath in their songs
>>735049421about 650 million
>>735049342that is what gacha games were designed for
>>735049531I'm sure you're posting on 4chan because you have a wonderful relationship with your parents
>>735049648Oh yeah, I forgot how Christianity invented heterosexuality and how no other culture besides the Christian world is straight
Because most of those Christians are from SA and Africa, they can't afford games
>>73504934290% of Christians dont practice their religionThey just get offended and whine when its convenient
>>735049649That's a pretty wide generalization to make without any kind of statistics to back it up. As a Catholic I disagree, at least anecdotally. >>735049342most of the market is controlled by people that vehemently hate Christians, but know making a game like God of war would get them bad flak still. closest you're going to get is those vague references that already exist.
>>735049342
Christianity is Judaism with an OC donut steal character that died and said he'll come back Lmao
>>735049342What would you do in this game?
>>735049342Christians are boring and don't know what they actually want. They want to be pandered to but don't like the things they claim to want. In actuality, they love the shit they claim to hate
BUT IF WE ARE LIVIN IN THE LIGHT AS GAAAHHHD IS IN THE LIGHT
"Pandering to a demographic" in videogames makes for poor vidya. Make what you want and draw the audience that results from that. Anything else is slop.
By that logic devs should cater to hindus which make for more than half of the world's population.
>>735049649>>735049342Is it time to repost the unironically somehow best videogame review site, CHRIST CENTERED GAMER?https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/
>>735049608ironically this draconian skepticism is pretty much the only modern pillar supporting the operations of the church, as these people think everything outside of their control is satanic and are therefore immune to all but the most necessary technological griftsmeaning all that money can't go to Joel Landberger's massive megacorporations, and now that he no longer needs their mom & pop small business in his distro chain, he has to finance a talking head and a megachurch to extract their wealthif practicing christians bought products the church would disappear over night from lack of leadership and long term financing options
>>735049916Based, a Hindu game would ruleI hate Indians but their religion is unironically KINO
>hero of Christianity:>was a poor slave>mostly just talked a lot until the government executed him>boring low-grade miracles accredited to him 300 years after he diedActual non-Jewish mythology is exciting and fun. I'd honestly play a game set in India where you're a rogue Devi fighting in the Twelve Battles of Varaha Kalpa before I played a game about anything Jesus was purported to have done.
>>735049989Asura's Wrath is the closest I can think of
>>735050115>>735049916Hindu's ironically fight the use of their mythology in videogames, there's routinely some big QQ every time a Hindu god or goddess shows up in something.
>>735049765they also invented morality too. before that europe was just a wasteland
>>735049957Is that old Jack Thompson era website still up that ranked games on how blasphemous/Satanic they were?
>>735049342Most of those are people who probably identify as "Christian" because it's what they were raised with, and not something they strictly follow into adulthood.There's also the fact that if you make a game for the seriously devout, you're hamstrung on how what you can see or show off without offending so-called "Christian" who think if you hear a curse word you're hellbound.
>>735050115Yes yes pajeet vishu does the needful yeah
>>735049989who we maining?
>>735050115>a Hindu game would be about a rogue Devi in the Twelve Battles>a Christian game would be about Jesus preaching, and not the War in Heaven or the Harrowing of Hell or Armageddon or the Philistine Wars Retard
>>735050183That's why I still like Hi-Rez and SMITE.They just told India "Fuck off, here's DJ Ganesha. Do something about it."
>>735050183I'm glad japs just don't care or we would've lost like a third of SMT's demon roster.
>>735050318Dynasty Warriors Mahābhārata lets fucking GO
>>735050426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwvHHnMADk
Diablo is a Christian gameI mean you go and try kill Satan.
>>735049342I believe a proper kino Christian game where the main character is as zealous as a 40K marine would sell extremely well even among the non-religious. Just give me a priest with a shotgun that has a hard on for massacring demons and heretics with cool one-liners.
>>735049704Faith was a game made by one based on his personal experience as a missionary, and that game was well received and made bank.
>>735050520This. Think Father Grigori from Half Life, Father Garcia from FAITH: The Unholy Trinity, or Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas. Gamers like the trope of "a priest with a gun".
>>735050217Yeah, it has a "morality score"But they grade it entirely separate from the game itself, and least back when I read it for a bit their review ratings were fair. I'm pretty sure the site owner or something has even come around here after seeing traffic spikes from getting linked in a thread.
>>735050558Alright, fine, Christianity works for horror (like REC). But that's it. Also >page 8lol rip thread
>>735050520Like Constantine or something?
>>735050520A full game with a guy like this just going Hotline Miami on vampires/werewolves/demons/spirits would be sick
>>735050646Seeing as Christians are now okay withPedophila WarsMurdering kidsCorruption I guess a lot of games could be considered Christian.
>>735050363>"Deal with it!"God I loved this skin so fucking much, just being a complete nuisance to the enemy team while spamming voicelines
>>735050515isn't Doomguy canonically catholic?>>735050520>>735050570https://youtube.com/shorts/2qP1_N1DWvA?si=TzvPYDEI6XN_rxet
>>735049478>PsyopedSure, religious boomers are totally not gullible retards, and the CIA glowies really gottem' didn't they?
>>735049342this old flash game was kino
>>735050515It's a gay made-up fantasy mythology that appropriates Christian aesthetics. Diablo is not Satan, Christ doesn't even exist in that world
>>735050570What about nun with a stick?
>>735050861Well it is same here as well
>>735050905He's technically Mormon aka Crypto Jew
Imagine if Zelda had stayed the christian game of dreams
>>735050515maybe the first or 2nd. After that it just became "what if angels le bad and demons le maybe good, also angels and demons fuck to make the protagonist"
>>735050324>War in Heaven or the Harrowing of Hell or ArmageddonNone of which are described in story form. The harrowing is just hinted at in like 8 passages. The other two are short prophecies from an exiled madman who wrote them 70 years after Jesus was dead.>Philistine WarsThat was just actual Jews killing their actual neighbors. That's bronze age combat. Just play one of those PS2 era LotR games and pretend orcs are Jews.
>>735050842>errrrrm it doesn't technically mean thatcool, faggot
>>735051013>>735050324What about a game about the Maccabees, fighting the Seleucid empire? Assassins Creed: Hammer of God
>>735050994From what I understand the japs thought if Link was Christian the games would sell better in the west, then it turns out nobody gives a shit.
>>735051614They still released the JP versions with the christian stuff (a market that doesn't care for it), while every single international release censored all the elements. We don't know if people didn't care, because they weren't given a chance to see it.Why would they still be doing christian stuff in the 3rd game when from the 1st the west didn't see it?
It's out literally in two weeks and I look forward to its jank.
>>735051732Japs don't really care about Christianity, but they clearly think the iconography is neat