How does Yoshi work, anyway? Digestion isn't normally that fast.
>>735049741>latest trailers>yoshi eats people>yoshi inflates>macro worldwhat the fuck is happening with this movie
Yoshi operates on the same logic as Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy. They are a supernatural god until someone in the setting questions it or distracts him and they lose all their powers.
>>735050102When did those last two happen in the new trailers?
>>735049741how does mario work anyway? people don't normally jump that high
>>735049741if you would, please consult the chart
>>735053592H A H AAHA
>>735049741I still can't believe Kamek is fucking dead
>>735057045he will be missed
>>735050102Yoshi was a mistake
>>735049741I recently learned that Danny DeVito is 81 years old. He is the obvious choice if a Mario movie needed to cast Wario, but that makes too much sense and execs might be scared that Danny could die at any moment.So instead we'll probably get something stupid like Wario is voiced by Kevin Hart or some shit.
>>735057697what does that old jew have to do with yoshi
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>>735049741Wheres his butthole?
>>735049741thing comes in, egg comes out, what you don't understand?
Who'd you choose?
the real question is why doesn't he rip ass each time he unleashes an egg
I know it's all funposting and hahaposting when it comes to Yoshi nowadays but I gotta rep lorefags on this one and say it's more interesting than it might initially seem.So there were ancient Yoshi, which were bigger, and went extinct along with other dinosaurs due to natural disasters. Their egg shells remained around in pieces, and new lifeforms like Goombas and the like, started using these egg shells as shelter. Then, 5 meteorites fell from the sky, actually from Native Star or Star World (the 5 "star road" found on Dinosaur Land map). These stars falling caused the broken old eggs to come together again, trapping the new creatures inside, and with some sort of special energy, the creatures inside merged and formed a new Yoshi, revived from extinction. It's almost like a reverse theory of dinosaur extinction, where a meteorite actually revives them, somehow.In both SMW and Yoshi's Island, Yoshi never gives birth to a new Yoshi, his eggs either give items like 1ups or are shallow and only seem to be useful as ammo.I wonder if the colored Yoshi you can find at Star World are maybe ancient Yoshi's souls or something like that. You know, like the old "the stars are our ancestors" kind of thing.Another thing I find interesting is how SMW came out basically the same day as the JP original novel book, and this lore about Yoshi getting revived by mixing its fossil eggs with new creatures remind me of JP's whole using frog DNA to complete the chain.
>>735063497I have heavy doubts Nintendo gives enough of a shit about Mario lore to not retcon this at some point
>>735049741>>735056119He's perfect
>>735052743>it's just magic broWhy even make this chart
