Foldsville.
Baldsville.there you can close the thread now
Texas bold 'em poker
>>735050860no
>>735050752Alex is tired after not getting a good game in over sixteen years.
>bald>piglike>dickwolves>childOkay there, thread's over. You can stop replying to the bot and leave this causal loop. You have my permission.
>>735050752What will zoomers even think of this game?>big guy from online game currently on life support >wacky cartoon rabbit from extinct genre>some guy from a comic about how he had a family and sometimes he games pr something >poorly drawn luchador who feels like it is making fun of the handicapped
>>735051147but TF2's been on steam for like three years, that's pretty steady work
>>735051147>de facto mascot of a game with tens of thousands of players>most popular character of a website that was a cornerstone of many people’s childhoods>funny rabbit whose games are on steam>tychooutside of tycho, this is a solid lineup
>>735051309what about this lineup
>>735051346could have done without claptrap
>>735051346I like it
>>735051346solid but lose the redditbox and get campbell in the booth
>>735051309Despite being the weirdest pick Tycho makes the group dynamic work so I wouldn't ever get rid of him.
>>735051002Didn't he get killed by some black guy?
>>735051147>>735051309TF2 is still somewhat popular, Max is big with furry zoomers, Strong Bad is not in his big nostalgia revival yet but it won't be long probably. Tycho is really the odd one out.
>>735051309Tycho worked at the time because Penny Arcade still had cultural relevance. Now he feels completely out of place, most evident with how zoomers react to him for the first time.
>>735051346It still baffles me that they didn't get Bruce to play Ash. He's played the character in every single iteration there is.
>>735050752What kind of inhuman animal even enjoys Poker Night at the Inventory? Nothing funny ever happens.
>>735051709They didn't even ask they just assumed they were gonna do their own Evil Dead series and figured they'd use their own actor
>>735050860Came here to post this. Now I don't have to.
>>735051780>nothing funny ever happens
what is with the recent resurgence of poker night threads
Poker Night is still the best way to play Texas Hold Em (and Omaha in 2) without it being some shitty browser game
>>735051931A remaster recently came out a few days ago, which means that not only can you pay to play the game again (for some people this is a life or death decision over pirating) but you can also get the items on TF2 as well instead of having to trade a kidney for a Lugermorph.
>>735051650post some reactions to him I wanna see them it sounds hilarious
>>735051991>Can't skip the dialogue
>>735052802right clicking skips and you can turn the frequency of dialogue down
>>735052191
>>735052839Sorry I thought you said Poker Night 2
the player hasnnghuhgh a FULL HOUSE
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>>735051147Zoomer here, I'm familiar with Homestar Runner and Sam & Max but Penny Arcade means nothing to me.
Poker Night 3 casts go>Spy from TF2>Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force>Niko from GTA4>Kyle Kartarn from Dark Forces 2>House from New Vegas as the dealer
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>>735053414>Soldier tf2>Marshall Cuso from Common Side effects>Zach Hadel>Sam Bridges from Death Stranding>Grim Fandango as dealer
Coach from L4DCharlie from Smiling Friends RaymanGray Fox
>>735054460I like it except for Gray Fox
>>735054460why do people keep putting charlie on their rosters
>Tycho has been eliminated from play
Lara CroftCiriFem VShodanHalo4 Cortana as dealer
>>735053414This but Engineer
>>735053414Real answers below>Abrams from Deadlock>Invisigal or Robert from Dispatch>Sam and Max in a stacked trenchcoat disguise>Modern cartoon rep (I have no fucking clue)
>>735054707Baldville is a menace. Why is he such a cunt
>>735053414CarlEllisLeslie (Wacky Lesbians)James Bond (composite)The Narrator as the dealer
>>735054860Engie's VA is dead anon
>>735054707Fine. Time to just-
>>735054920fug forgot pic
>>735054707why is my wife from the r9k days in this screenshot?
Why is this game so popular all of a sudden? Its like 15 years old, isn't it?
>>735054706he's a funny little fella and smiling friends would probably be the best modern representation for the internet personalities like tycho and strong bad (despite being an adult swim cartoon)that said personally I think alan might fit better, depending on how the rest of the roster is made up
>>735054953Nolan North does a great impression
>>735054957woah there fren
>>735051147Anon a lot of zoomers played the original poker night when it released just for the tf2 items. (I know I did) Don't get me wrong though. I only knew of Heavy and kind of knew Tycho just because I saw the comic once before. (And I fucking hated him along with literally everyone who has played the game.) Max and Strong Bad were cool characters though. It got me to try one of the Sam and Max games.
>>735054957https://youtu.be/4p-CD-omP5M
>>735055075The first game got a remaster/re-release.
>>735055237The second when
>>735054957>OH N-
>>735055369Probably never. I imagine the chance of them getting the rights to use Ash again would be next to nothing. Though I could see a Poker Night 3 on it's way instead.
>>735053414George VolcanoNostalgia CriticGexDuke Nukem
>>735055117I agree I think Alan is a better pick if not only because of the way he enunciates word.>I was playin-guh my hand-uh
>>735052021People only cared about buying it being possible again due to those TF2 items only being obtainable on a legit copy directly tied to your Steam account.
>>735050752hate poker so fucking much I swear if I lose to this cheeky wig wearing prick again I'm going to eat a grenade
>>735055441>The one exchange where Heavy threatens to NTR Tycho
>>735055843Those items are literally 16 years old, anybody that cared about getting them already got them some other way or moved on.
>>735054995She has an addiction
>>735050860Look who's wearing the baldie pants.
>>735053414>Spy from TF2>Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse>Space Marine from 40k>Homestar RunnerAt least, this is close enough to the original idea they had, where each character was from a different medium. Thinking on it though, they could just have 4 characters from adult swim shows and it'd be a damn good roster
do any of you guys have any of the physical editions of penny arcade from back in the day or was i the only asshole who bought one of the volumes
>>735051346zoomer perspective is:>that guy that sounds like Joe from family guy>the borderlands robot>literally who>LE CAKE IS A LIE>literally who
>>735054706funny guy that provides a pretty good straight man for other characters that also comes from a recent (although now ended) good animation series
>>735056531>the yo mama guyFIFY
>>735056215why show your face if you're just going to be deadpan the entire time?
>>735054820i read shodan as shadman i need to fucking go to bed
>>735051147I was watching a video made by a zoomer earlier who was trying to play an old text adventure game. He could only relate that type of game to Telltale games, and seemed surprised that anything like Telltale games existed in the 80's. I take from this that zoomzooms are likely familiar with Sam & Max, but think that they are Telltale characters, much in the way that you seem to think that they came from point-and-click adventure games (they were originally comic characters).
>>735051709These games were made cheap and apparently the licenses were easy to get. I'd imagine the higher profile names for 2 meant they wanted to cheap out where they could. There's also the possibility of legal issues since Army of Darkness Ash is owned by MGM but the rest of the films are owned by Raimi.
>>735050860Why does nobody actually post baldsville anymoreThey only say it but not with the image
>>735053414>Pyro from TF2>Glep from Smiling Friends>The Cheat from Homestar Runner>Techpriest from Warhammer 40k
>>735056531Man people play only portal 2, so 'cake is a lie' is surprisingly not as common knowledge.
His lines about being sexually aroused by Animals were utter cringe.
>>735050752Why did this go away and why did it come back?
>>735058476why did it come back tycho bald-o
>go all in with a 7-2 off suit>they all bitch out and foldthat's what i thought BITCH
You guys have been studying your game theory optimal ranges, right?
I do like that they gave Tycho a nasally mid-Atlantic accent. His jabs wouldn't be nearly as annoying if it was something more generic.
>>735051650It's not just recognition I mean people are loving SB, it's his snarky brand of humour that just became reminiscent of a reddit nerd in the modern era
>>735053414Ellis Mr Boss (Smiling Friends) Kim Kitsuragi2-D (Gorillaz)Caine from Amazing Digital Circus as the dealer[Spoiler]Mikee Goodman as the players inner monologue[/spoiler]
>>735051650He kind of sucked at the time of release too. Just doesn't feel as natural as the other characters. Gabe would have been a better fit.
DUDE I WANNA FUCK GIRAFFES LMAOnice character you got here
I hate getting down to just Tycho I hate that cunt. Fucking pulling a full house out of his ass.
i wanna fuck max until he whimpers
>Strong Bad bangs his head on the table 3 times>goes all in
>>735058760>living your life by datayou put it all on black and let the chants of your ancestors bring you to victory
>>735060010going one on one in this game always sucks, it feels like you don't have the benefit of them folding anymore, and you really have to chip away at their cash
>>735051309To be honest if Penny Arcade had any business sense Tycho would be the most relevant because PAX should have stepped in when E3 died.
>>735060648>3 of a kind on the table>probably would've won with a queen high, I forgot what I had>last card is Tycho's full housemfw
>>735060081
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I played Hit the Road recently again and it reminded me why I love Sam and Max.
>>735053414>Rick from reddit and sharty>Geralt >Kim from disco elysium>Some indie cartoon character, like pomni/pim & charlie/loona/hatemonger>Twilight sparkle as the dealer
when you have nothing in poker it should be called a bald hand
>>735053414>Postal dude>Charlie from smiling friends>Olivia from i wani hug that gator>Bender>The doorman from deadlock as the dealer
>>735064868>>The doorman from deadlock as the dealerOk, that's a good idea for a Deadlock rep.
>>735056658You want her to scream and jump like a gibbon the entire stream?
>>735064353i can tell your father is incredibly disappointed in you
>>735058476Telltale died and someone bought the rights to the game and presumably renegotiated with the character owners to make sure it was above board.
>>735056531>its another anon mixes up zoomers and normalfags episode
>>735054957Don't even think about it, pal.
>>735050860Fpbp
>>735054875If it'd come out 7 years ago it definitely would have had Rick and I'm sad that'll never happen.
Sometimes i feel like I'm the only one that like Tycho.
>>735065385Idk man, Poker night 2 had sam and max and that guy with the chainsaw that i cant even remember the name ofIts not like using old, somewhat forgotten IPs is beyond them
>>735065502
>>735065481It's more about reputation with Rick
>>735065502>sageGets me every time. Sage goes in all fields btw
>>735065554Bingo. Even as a diehard, Rick & Morty has lost its luster.
>>735053414
>>735065643Deranged, but I dont hate it
>>735051002thought that was my nigga mercurio
