Mobile game "Cookie Run Kingdom" under fire for pro-suicide messaging
>>735051486
>we want the trans audience
this is the character who kills herself
Everyone's an expert on life after death. Unfortunately in the west, most of that info comes from Semitic sources.
>>735051486twitter is worse than tumblr ever was but for some reason you guys glaze the shit out of that place
anyone who has for even a split second considered downloading a game called "cookie run kingdom" should be gutted like a salmon and I'm not kidding
>>735051854Yeah because people weren't suicidal under Stalin, not at all.
Im confused because the title sounds like its some candy crush phone shit played by middle aged women
>>735051854You don't have to work. Even blacks figured the loophole with that one.
>>735051662I can fix her
>>735051486they're fucking cookies, what the hell could possibly being going on
>>735051486>Terminally online twitterfags argue with other terminally online twitterfags about who can be more offended about (insert thing here) and one other fag screencaps these two twitter fags and posts it everywhere, making it seem like its a bigger issue and not just an exchange between two terminally online twitterfagsAll twitter drama is astroturfed by people who post it to other sites for fake internet points.
>>735052217a little girl killed herself because of cookie run kingdom and you think that's no big deal? you could've been that little girl
>>735051486>>735051662The fandom is literal children and retarded teens who are in band class.I haven’t played in years, but if this is what they’re talking about this is hilarious.This is what they’re mad about? Pro-suicide? It’s self-sacrifice. These have to be retarded children seething on twitter.White Lily Cookie having this kino ending is great.It’s so embarrassing to be a fan of a silly game played mostly by retards. Mountain out of a molehill.
>>735051854How would making suicide illegal stop people from doing itWhat are they going to do, throw your dead body in a cell lol?
>>735051854Go back
>>735052293If i was the little girl what would you do to me anon
>>735052345>White Lily Cookie having this kino ending is great.And then the Hazbin Hotel-looking fucko stole the soul jams of the other beasts to become his own OC Donut Steel, which got the funny time traveling selfcest shipper to shit herself.
>>735052293I will never be a real woman so no, I could not have been that little girl.
>>735052345Its saying that SUICIDE is GOOD, that's not okay.
>>735052491I tapped out when they introduced this guy, so I have no idea about Shadowmilk or the beasts’ place in the story.
>>735052445I would NEVER hurt you.
>>735052293That little girl's name? Albert Einstein.
>>735051486devsisters... it's over...
>>735051486I dunno maybe they're just a neglected child and became mentally ill as a result. What are the devs supposed to do about it?
So, I can never write a story where a character kills themselves and everyone's happy and better off for it? Or is it somehow only video games wherein taboo topics become forbidden?
>>735052445https://youtu.be/I_izvAbhExY?si=Xzv3n5k189pNxL07&t=31
>>735051854well its a good thing that redditors and antifa are starting a socialist revolution in america as we speak
>>735052887SUICIDE WOULD NOT DO THAT. Spreading misinformation to encourage people to kill themselves is SOCIPATHIC wtf is wrong with you
Have people always been this faggoty and fragile, or is this the result of modern decadence?
>>735053182The internet gives them a place to air their faggotry to everyone else
>>735053182The original death did not happen. The person quote tweeting is a child moron.The anon above you is poorly shitposting.The death shared above looked cinema and emotional. For a cookie, I guess.
>>735051854As they should, you cowardly niggers never actually kill yourselves, you always drag someone else into it, be it the victim(s) unwillingly enacting the method of suicide or the cleanup crew. Faggot. Move to Canada and rot in the fucking pod.
>>735053297The death did happen, statistically speaking faked suicides dont happen
>>735051662Bruh, fucking Bionicle did this and nobody complained
>>735052293I am a little girl THOUGH
>>735052293Yeah yeah and Naruto led to a kid killing himself by imitating Gaara's sand coffin or that one teen who killed himself over Itachi
the porn artists should move over to Trickcal: Chibi Go so we can get a chibi porn renaissance
>>735052293What a pathetic reason to kill yourself. Even for a little girl.
>>735051486Honestly it really is a big world out there, I'm just sitting here thinking "why the fuck is there a fandom and people killing themselves a mobile game called 'cookie run kingdom'"
>>735053768Most cookie run artists are westoids. There's rarely any gook artists, let alone good ones
>>735051486This is why faggots need to be thrown off buildings, or stoned to death. This is not acceptable for any child to be exposed to.
>>735052491>And then the Hazbin Hotel-looking fucko stole the soul jams of the other beasts to become his own OC Donut Steel1.He didn't get all of them 2. He will die like a bitch when WL and SS's daughter fucking GETS HIM!!!
>>735052293If I had a kid I wouldn't be stupid enough to hand them a phone and fuck off to begin with. Or hand them a phone in general. The blood is on the dogshit parent's hands, not some random ass game.
>>735053164>SUICIDE WOULD NOT DO THAT.Never?
>>735051486>>735051557elon really needs to just ban these people, it's not about free speech or anything, they are too dumb to operate the website
>>735054247The world is worse off without mustache man so.....
Honestly it is fucking retarded how everyone on twitter is blaming the developersLike, holy shit dude, obviously if someone killed themselves, it clearly means that they had some serious personal issues or needed professional helpStories where people sacrifice to stop a threat are everywhere and you do not see people killing themselves over it, the fact that is not just a couple of people blaming the devs but a lot is insane to me
They almost ALWAYS had skeletons in the closet but that doesn't look good to the media so it was le random ass mobile game that is solely 100% responsible for wanting to kys
>>735052293>a little girl killed herself because of cookie run kingdomReally? I thought it was because of how she was raised.
>>735054247That's not suicide because that's not a person, you forfeit your personhood once you do wrongdoings such as genocide or encouraging childhood suicide via children's games.
>>735053580matoro deserved it
>>735054357Obviously, but women won't accept responsibility for their actions. It's 100% on the mother.
>>735054162>WL and SS's daughterHonestly, the fact that nobody ever talks about her is the most disappointing part of this whole ordeal. The soul jam and of freedom and silence reuniting to create to form a cookie with the full power of Solidarity and none of the baggage of her parents feels like she's the true fifth member that the ancient cookies have been waiting for. Yet, everyone just wants dumb and dumber reasons to get mad.
>>735054360Know who else stripped people of their personhood due to their wrongdoings?
>>735051486>>735051557>game has [thing]>doesn't show [thing]>not even a QRDfuck off
>>735051486if ur suicidal maybe go fix urself instead of playin vidyabuckle up buttercup
>>735053605how is this underaged anon not banned?
>>735054605He is physically little. He has to use a phonebook to reach the keyboard.
>>735053509>he used and trusts ai responses
>>735051486Ethanbros...How come nobody killed themselves when /ourguy/ sacrificed himself??? Surely he was more important than a fucking cookie...
>>735051486>SUICIDE BAD DUDEEE YOU HAVE TO SLAVE YOURSELF AWAY AND MARRIED HAVE KIDS AND TRANSFER WEALTH TO LANDLORD AND PAY TAXES YOU CANT JUST DIE DUDEEE ITS BADD!!!! THINK OF UH... UH...HHH GOD! YES GOD! YOU WILL GET SENT TO ETERNAL OVEN IF YOU SUICIDING YOURSELF!
>>735051854Best post itt
>>735054715If suicide is so good why don't you lead by example?
>>735053182the fandom of what OP is talking about is 99.99999% gigafaggotrycompromised entirely of fanfiction.net-tier niggers and shipperfag supremes
Something like two thirds of suicide survivors report enormous remorse in the middle of their suicide attempts. I'd love to see a work of fiction where a character attempts to do the noble sacrifice thing and then belatedly realizes they still have something to live for, so they start to panic
>tfw nobody fucking died when E-102 exploded to take down E-101Gammachuds...WE FUCKING LOST!!!
>>735054715If my rent were making me consider suicide I'd just do the more responsible thing and kill my landlord
>>735051486KWAB
>>735051662Why the fuck is cutesy mascot shit so dark now?I kinda get the subversion of mascot horror but this isn't that at all.
>>735051486meanwhile DBZ taught us suicide is pointless by showing chiaotzu blowing himself up and failing to even damage nappa
>>735054162That's a cookie?
>>735055032What do you mean dark? Her soul was linked to cookie hitler and everyone knew she would die when said Cookie Hitler also died. She choose the honorable route here instead of doing something dumber like merging with her evil side.
>>735054773Oh I will anon, just not now
>>735055096Based.The original Anpanman opening lyrics are actually encouragement against suicide too.
>Game teaches you suicide lets you come back to life if you're popular
>>735055129Yeah, and he's based as fuck.
>>735055167>What do you mean dark?>By the way there's Hitler allegory in this game too!
>>735051486If you're that susceptible to manipulation perhaps you really are better off dead
>>735055242>Gamma, Tikal Emerl, and Cosmo all disliked this post
>>735055353I mean E102's popularity DID bring him back... just not the way people probably assumed.
>>735051557>omg these game devs put a message in their game and a person killed themselves! the devs should pay!>I don't see how that's the devs fault and not the families>OK BUT LIKE THE DEV OUT THE MESSAGE AND SOMEONE KILLED THEMSELVES SO THE DEVS ARE WRONGhow do people this retarded make it through childhood without drowning in a rain puddle?
>>735052293The little girl is better off being dead. Look at your life. Look at the lives of the people around you. Look at the people here. Existence is hell.
/v/ has fallen if you're unironically talking about random literal womencore children games twitter drama exported offsite. KWAB
>>735052293Why the fuck did her parents not watch her????? Why the fuck are you posting it here???? Kill yourself
>>735051486devsisters....not like this
>>735055353>>735055412Yeah, same for Emerl to Gemerl. That just makes the suicide over Cookie Run Kingdom even weirder since White Lily (ans Silwnt Salt) actually got a "succesor" to their legacy too.
>Tfw see Cookie run thread>"aw yeah, I haven't cooked to Tiger Lily Cookie in ages">didn't read the title properly >mfw read the threadWtf, I thought the games popularity died? How did the community get even more schizophrenic since the time I left???
>>735054093you really shouldn't use that antiwhite slur 'westoid' anon.
>>735055787Californians aren't white.
>>735051854This isn't new bud, suicide has been treated this way for thousands of years.
>>735054773not him but most safe methods are illegal or require jumping through several hoops. if you could just pop a pill and wait you bet way more people would do it
>>735055258>Sealed away the beasts>held the portal open so White Lily could summon Avatar of destiny to finish of DE>also Kills himself to fuck over Shadowmilk and prevent the souljam of silence from being absorbed>nobody cares about his sacrifice like they do White LilyWhy are men treated differently from women, bros? I was sad over his death too.
>>735055857There you go being antiwhite again.They are, least the ones who created California and possess European DNA.They are just plagued by antiwhite dogma and need to be cured of it.
why does cookie run in particular attract so many kids
>>735052293>a little girl killed herself because of cookie run kingdom Jesus christ how fucking embarrassing. I hope her parents were put to the sword, at the very least.
>>735055987easy to make OCs, plus cute waifus, edgy characters and tumblr sexymen galore
it is never about the children
The bawl stars clone drops in a week this is stealth marketing to build hype.
>>735054938>Something like two thirds of suicide survivors report enormous remorse in the middle of their attemptshurr>people feel anxious and wonder if they'll wake up with major organ damage after ingesting pills>people start panicking and regretting jumping from 10 storiesno shit
>Two brothers make a company>Call it DevsistersTrannytrash from the word go.
>>735054247He was just summoning his persona.
>>735053580because children hadn't been trained yet to be fucking pussies and act as a moral police like their favorite influencers who love cancel culture
>>735054462>all that jibberishThe fuck kinda game is this?
>>735055987Its about fucking Gingerbread man. People look at this game and think funny kingdom builder. Nobody expected the plot to jump to stuff like Cookie genocide, cookie religion on worshipping witches, cookie sex garden, cookie slavery, and even cookie existential crisis.
>>735054247he did it to escape being executedno one was happy about that
>>735054247you are right the world is so much better with globalism and central banking and share holding
>>735051486Tell me, what is the (sexual) appeal of cookies?>>735055749Unfortunately, there is no other direction for gacha games to go.
>>735055242Imagine if Sega had the attention span to actually keep him dead for like a decade so that his return feels all the more satisfying, instead of showing up in literary the next game.
>>735055969No, they renounced their whiteness when they became jewish puppets.
>rando on Twitter posts "My cousin killed herself because this episode is ass lmao">Everyone takes it as the truthLiteral "Catcher in the Rye killed John Lennon" level
>>735055290Killing Hitler is funny now though
>>735056529>DUDE HITLERI'm glad I didn't buy that slop.
suicide is just a form of late self-abortionabortion is legal plus society benefits from the suicide of the many retards in position of power
>>735056581>>735056529why does fighting Hitler offend you?
>>735056643NTA, posting a blue archive pic says everything you need to know about that anon
>>735056242I'll admit that my knowledge of mobage stories is limited, but from what little I do know, there's always some dark undertone to the story that inevitably turns overtone. Every time.Bonus points when the game has a seemingly harmless artstyle, that only makes the dichotomy more apparent.
Bros...What is the meaning of life?
>>735056643DUDE HITLER or DUDE NAZIS have been the main point, or side joke, to at least a hundred games. Let's move on to a different joke.
>>735051486>never knew what this game is and look it up>gameplay looks like some fucking mobile tier clash of clans type of bullshit with cartoony cookie looking characters>but the story is somehow epic, with very serious storytelling and some visual spectacle looking cutscenes>finale has everyone come together to fight the big bad but is losing so one of the main leads, White Lily Cookie, use everything in her power to defeat the big bad>turns out this would kill her as she was soul linked with the big bad thus sacrificing herself in the process>somehow got teary eyed just from watching the cutscenesHow the fuck? Who the hell made a game about a fantasy cookie world have a story that goes this har->Korean devsok that makes sense.
>>735056502and they are as retarded as the twitterfagsman, 2016 ruined 4chan. you just have to learn to not engage with posters
>>735051486>40+ years ago>what law says I have to like you? get your ass to the store, boy!>now >uwu the cookie game made me unalive myself :'(
>>735056728Isn't it only just Wolfenstein?
>>735056728Those things are fun and cool, so no. Maybe when something better comes along that outclasses their impact.
i'm sure the video game is the only reason why they killed themselves
>>735056772>you just have to learn to not engage with posters*when it comes down to bait threads
>>735056408>picIs that considered cannibalism?
>>735055987>>735056242>>735056718Its those koreans man, the love to put misery porn into their shit.Look at Nikke, from the outside, it looks like some lewd big booba gacha game but the story can be really dark and fucking depressing at time.
>>735051662>>735051486Damn the Cookie Clicker lore is fucking CRAZY
>>735056902She was intentionally created disabled, as a joke
>>735056993What a cutie, post moar
>>735056581>>735056942>Blue Archive is supposed to be the Koreans "wholesome" game>Surely it won't break your heart like the other gam- oh no, wait it did.How do they keep doing this?
What the hell is an oomf? One guy I know posts this shit all the time on socials.
>>735053580>>735051662Terminator 2 did it and no one complains
>>735057138One of my followers
>>735056502>Everyone processes trauma differently, bro!
>>735054690that's the current world we live in, retards using AI and acting like it's 100% fact
>>735057102It's kinda funny how the Korean gaming sphere is booming because they are just that good at writing misery porn. I am grateful they made Stellar Blade.
>>735051486I didnt know the game was that hardcore
Why are kids these days so utterly retarded?You didn't see kids in my generation having our friends shoot us with arrows so we could mega digivolve our dogs or any other stupid shit we saw in media.
>>735057251Being introduced to social media at a young age, and seeing just how much attention someone gains for doing retarded shit, is some pretty vile fuel for a kid who is desperate for the attention their parents are depriving them of.And of course, the kid being ignored goes without saying since kids these days are becoming iPad toddlers from lazy parents.
>>735057251the jewish keyword for what you describe is "imitable acts". it's used constantly to scrub media of anything interesting or fun. it's the reason why you no longer see cartoon gags like someone plugging a shotgun with two fingers and watching the shells backfire
>>735055427it's just a reaction, they haven't sat down and actually thought through what they're saying.>ahh we must remove any media that challenges any view lest it leads to harm!they dont realize they're saying this, I think it's normal to sometimes have a knee-jerk reaction to tragedy, even intelligent people.
>>735054462is this shit like kirby where an apparently baby-tier game has deep lore for some reason?
How can we make this mobile game insanely popular in India?
>>735057251Lack of parenting, mostly. Modern parents just toss their kid a phone or tablet and walk away.
>>735057245It has to have had some sort of appeal to make it this far. It's one of the top earners on the sales charts. None of the other Cookie Run games earn that much.
>>735057064
>>735057435The lore isn't even that deep. The cookies just worshipped witches as their creators, and then one day, a cookie finds out the Witches eat cookies. Said cookie then plots a war in order to overthrow the witches which kickstarts the plot. There is also something about a cake with a crown but that bitch hasn't been relevant in ages so you can ignore that.
I need a cute Russian girl to fart on my mouth
>>735052493>>Terminally online twitterfags argue with other terminally online twitterfags about who can be more offended about (insert thing here) and one other fag screencaps these two twitter fags and posts it everywhere, making it seem like its a bigger issue and not jus
>>735051486>Mobile game "Cookie Run Kingdom" under fire for pro-suicide messagingPeople are always critical of positive messaging towards the trans community.
>>735053051>?si=Xzv3n5k189pNxL07fuck off mossad
>>735055957anon this is a gacha game, the only characters that really matter are the woman because the mentally-ill nutjobs who get drawn into these games specifically want to jack off to the girls.
I remember I was a god of Ovenbreak. Never played Kingdom. Mained Cherry Blossom.
>>735051486usually when a fag says "I'm not kidding" they're usually lying little shitheads. Dude talks like a reddit bot
>>7350546054chan has fallen
>>735051797>tumblr ever wasonly because on tumblr your chances of seeing these type of freaks were relative low and you didn't have attentionwhores constantly saying the most retarded shit for a pinch of attention
>>735052293Let me guess she lived in a shithole with shit parents.
>>735055463Seriously, this explains the poppy playtime threads, the population of this board has been completely replaced
>>735051593Meanwhile in Persona 3...
>>735057432a good chunk of laws are passed by reactionary boomers. more news at 11
Shit I bought the battle pass in this a couple times back in the day.Worth getting back into? Is there a claim all button yet?
>>735055463I thought somebody was at least gonna be dumping porn of the cookies, but this thread really is a waste of time
>>735058725Nah, you're basically fucked without Dark Enchantress Cookie and the other beast cookies. If you didn't have them back in the day you have better odds of getting everything you need starting a new account.
He drove her underage cousin to suicide? That's demonic
>>735052875>neglected childI was neglected and I havent killed myself yet
>>735051989>whataboutism
>>735058867Muh Sonic, however.
>>735051486>canada run kingdom
>>735058985So low tier he's not even on tier charts anymore. But you will get a 'welcome back' present in the form of diamonds, the normal gacha just has godawful odds.
>>735052631That's very funny.
>>735056963grandmapocalypse finale is gonna go insane
>>735051486>under fire for pro-suicide messagingSo is this an actual controversy or just a few tweets on x?
>>735059049Think im back in the game bby
>>735059156Tweets on X for sure. If it was actually real, someone would have made an article and you would have seen the body and everything. Dumbfucks believe everything on the internet nowadays
>>735051797nigga you have no idea..
>>735059156no one genuinely gives a shit, it's just a few retards that want the spotlight and tell everyone how it made them personally feel badas always
>>735057251>these daysThe girl getting stabbed 14 times because 2 girls wanted to sacrifice her to slenderman happened 12 years ago.
>>735059427Someone has to do it. Slenderman is fucking real. Don’t fuck with that shit
>>735051486>>735051662Qrd? Is this like hitler cookie or something? Are people saying hitler shouldn’t have killed himself because it would be pro suicide?
how many of the cookies in this game are actual types of cookies you can get in real life? They have to have run out of cookie flavors a long time ago
So is it literally a "I'm depressed and it's ok to end myself" scene or are xittirs blowing out of proportion a "I'm ok with this heroic sacrifice I've made knowing I saved all my friends" scene? I'm not playing this shitty auto-battler to find out.
>>735051486>>735051557>it's the [insert company name here]'s fault and not the parent of the fucking child
>>735059664It's the latter.
>>735051486I'd be pro-suicide for parents with children like thatPro-execution for neglecting parents too
wtf is happening in this thread, isn't the original tweet a fucking blatant joke?
>>735051486Seems odd to be vehemently anti-suicide in an age where pro-euthanasia laws are becoming more common place
>>735060115ProbablyIt's just been shitposting about vidya suicides and whatever goes on in CRK
>>735056103I had no idea this was a thing, but now it’s on my to-play list!
>game about cookies>fanbase overreacts to a villain dyingNETENYAHOOPLEASE NUKE THIS PLANET CLEAN ALREADY
>>735060625I-I'm to be the bearer of bad news Anon but. . .Bibi is daed
I think the really funny thing that nobody is mentioning, is that, a bunch of cookies died before White Lily BUT they were brought back to life by this asspull god character called Sugar Swan (appeared way back in episode 6). What's really funny is that this move made her into a mortal form so she lost the power to revive people right as White Lily arrives on the scene to stop Dark Enchantress. The asspull character could help everyone but her and Silent Salt.
>>735051854>saar capitalism not letting me shit in street or kill myself to be reincarnated as better person therefore capitalism and white timmies bad bloody basterd bitchyou. are. indian.
>>735051486>parody account with a laughing emoji posts an unsubstantiated claim>everyone simply takes it at face valueThe internet is getting too stupid.
>>735061024I am trying to decide whether you are serious or taking the piss. This is a game about cookies, right?
>>735061153What, no. How could someone lie about death? Those laughing emojis must be to show distraught that person is over the death. There is no way he would joke about such a serious subject.
>>735052403God knows governments would try to control what happens after death if they had the means. China has a State Religious Affairs Bureau that Tibetan Buddhist reincarnations must occur within China and be approved by Beijing. Any unapproved reincarnations are "illegal and invalid"
>>735051662based chinkslop mobile game
>>735055987>why does a cookie themed mobile game attract kidshm idk man
If you can't handle separating fiction from reality at such a young age maybe you deserved killing yourself
>>735051486>>735061153Oh, so the whole situation is just about someone making a joke that got blown out of proportion?Why is this a thread again?
>>735051486>>735051557Do these faggots also blame violence on violent video games?
>>735051854>muh capitalism Fucking retard
>>735051486I would personally not use multiple crying laughing emojis when posting about a family member killing themselves.
>>735059604Dark Enchantress (pic related and Cookie Hitler) and White Lily (seen here >>735051662) are the same person, split by the traumatic event of WL learning that the Gods that created them made them for eating. DE goes on to start a War in the past that killed thousands and scar'd the Ancient Heroes. She comes back with a new plan that involves unleashing evils from the past, just so she can drain them AND the Heroes to become an abomination of human witch, in which she'll make the Ultimate Cookie, who would have then go on to absorb EVERY COOKIE (think Father from FMA) so it can kill humanity.
>>735060539String Cheese my beloved.
>conflating heroic sacrifice with glorifying suicideanyway, which cookie is the hottest
>accurate depictions of the Heroes and Beasts
>>735062373Chocolate BonBon, no I don't care that the dress is actually puffy, that lady got a dumpy and I'm here for it.
>>735051854>republicans in red areas make it ILLEGAL to attempt suicidewhat are they gonna do about it
>>735052293>a little girl killed herselfIn Minecraft
>>735062271Also, here's DE's abomination form.
>>735058968You made it sound like the only reason someone would kill themselves is because of muh capitalism.
>>735051486how is no one mentioning Mr THICKD1HDADDY67 and his ridiculous post
>>735055032>nowThis shit has been going on since at least Kingdom Hearts.
>>735062735ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmwould
This whole thread is making me feel like I'm taking crazy pills
>>735059747>>it's the [insert company name here]'s fault and not the parent of the fucking childQuiet, you're destroying the entire narrative behind universal internet age verification that corporations are spending billions of dollars to bri-I mean lobby politicians to do
>>735054360Incredibly antisemitic post, why hasn't this been deleted yet?
>>735051854on my momma dont kill yourself ytboi, you be needed to pay for my ebt
>>735052293>you could've been that little girlhot. but also if I was, I wouldn't have killed myself over a fucking cookie
>>735062735this looks like a socially maladjusted 14 year old's wet dream
>>735063023literally mebut I'm 41
>>735062735Hot.
>>735063023If one were to be less charitable, DE is essentially throwing a tantrum like a teen. The Witches she hates so much? They've fucked off, haven't been seen since they created cookiekind. The Cookies have grown, started families and crumbled (pass away) without any involvement of the witches, and here comes Cookie Hitler to fuck everything up. Now Emperor Joker is on the loose fucking up timelines, which will inevitably lead to the collapse of everything.
>>735052293Is that your fetish or something?
>>735051486Reminder that this is the same fanbase that gets up in arms about a fictional middle easter inspired country in this game's universe.Granted, the devs didn't do themselves favors with this Jelly set, which was introduced around fucking Ramadan.
>>735051486>>735051557>killing yourself over a cartoon cookieYeah I'm sure the confused teenager getting groomed by tranny demons into thinking she's alone and needs to cut her tits off was pushed over the edge by this game. God these people are retarded. Don't blame a bad home life or neglectful parents/teachers/peers, don't blame a profoundly sick society, blame literally anything else down to a fucking mobile game
When the fuck are we getting that cake hound with the crown?
>>735051854Hey maybe if you leftists hadn't made the world so shit our youth wouldn't be so eager to kill themselves
>>735064846I'm honestly surprised they brought back this guy.
>>735052293She probably killed herself for reasons deeper than a video game.
>>735057102>Koreans>"wholesome" gameyou haven't played many gook games at all. they love miseryslop.
>>735057251Instead we would jump off rooftops because we saw Steve-O do it.
>"""pro suicide""" message>look inside>just the average self sacrifice media tropeJesus christ have these kids never watched anything heavier than teletubbies??Not even zoomers are this sensitive, fucking gen A I swear
>>735065313Fr*gg off
>terminator in terminator 2 kills himself to prevent skynet from being developed>this is a pro suicide messagethis is fucking retarded
>>735052293No, I wouldn't kill myself over a cookie based mobile game.
>>735065313These aren't children anon.They are middle aged women. Many of them with children themselves.
>>735054773I'll do it when I see fit, not to appease your inane argumentation.
>>735051662reminder anything that is cute is the most fuck up shit story wise it always hit hard.
>>735061775This.
>>735057251internet access is genuinely dangerous for kids. social media is already unhealthy for adults, for kids it's even worse
>>735051662>BrownThis is why they're mad
>>735055879NO IT FUCKING HASN'T IT IS ONLY TRUMP REPUBLICANS DOING THIS STOP OPPRESSING ME
>>735057251Unc ahh incel
>>735064974Republicans did it you fucking nazi scum oh my science just go die already
>>735051486The Nortubel of mobile games
>>735051854>Why is suicide outlawed? Because you're damaging the government's propriety
>>735057251why are you, grown man, thinking about children? are the kids and what they do interesting to you, huh? fucking weirdo
>>735065313more like gen AI LMAO
>>735066757lmao
>>735057251You forgot the kids jumping to their death cause they thought they were Charizard.Low intelligence natural selection was always there. Problem is thats its now adults that think they are Charizard.
>>735064404>Make a big deal about Yogurca>"NOOOO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS COOKIE LIKE THIS">Only actual fuckup was releasing the explosives jelly setI hope Yogurt Cream is a PvP king
>>735057251Fairly sure kids back then did just as much if not more retarded shit, it just never got as much public disclosure as the internet allows these days.Still, blaming media has always been a cop-out for bad parenting. Watching shit like Alien movies never bothered me as a kid, but there's always some dumbass who will go too far and make a big mess.That being said, I watched Pink Floyd: The Wall movie yesterday and trying to imagine it releasing today makes a funny picture.
>>735051854It's only a problem if you flub your suicide. They can't resurrect you and put you in jail after.
>>735051486If a game about anthropomorphic cookies is the trigger for you ending it all, you probably weren’t long for this world anyway.
I'm getting the feeling that this is just a marketing campaign for that shitty app.
>>735061081>see a post about suicide>immediately think of IndiansO B S E S S E D
>>735051486>>735051557is there any actual evidence that someone killed themselves? it sounds like a joke since they put the laughing crying emoji.
>>735068280"That shitty app" is one of the highest grossing mobile games of all time anon, it does not need a suicide controversy to stay relevant.This is literally just autists being autistic about something the devs thought would be a very emotional and touching moment.
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>>735068346I assume Twitter retards are just being retarded.
>>735057251retarded kids have always existed
>>735056643Because people who are obsessed with fighting hitler are responsible for most of the societal degradation I see
>>735051486>>735051557Anyone remember when zoe quinn caused a man to kill himself over false accusations and non of these people spoke up. Or when the internet hate machine bullies someone to death no one there speaks up. Am guessing this whole thing is another fake story made up to attack this man
>>735051662I COULD HAVE SAVED HER, FUCK YOU GOD
>>735051486>>735051557>>735051662This is dumb feel bad for the family and boy. I dont blaim the artists relligious texts re bad like that too yet we dont speak I'll of it.Why dont we all talk about how we could prevent such a tragedy rather then going put for revenge against the game studio of the people behind it. It's badto blaim it on him.
>>735051486Cookies are destined for destruction via consumption. It's their literal purpose for creation and existing.Little weird people would get uptight about the manner of one's demise.
>>735067890>Low intelligence natural selection was always there. Problem is thats its now adults that think they are Charizard.>the trannies and other retards were the kids who survived simply because boomers screeched about imitable acts to get them taken off tv after some retard diedWe should have simply told the mothers to not curdle their wombs and the fathers to stop spurting morons.
>>735052887You can write about anything you want in a book, it's a legally protected right and you will be championed for writing about the most taboo and degenerate topics. To oppose a book makes you a nazi.Video games are different, they need to be policed because children might try to imitate them. To allow video games to have anything taboo in their plots makes you an anarchist.
>>735070007You're comparing apples and oranges. It's a bunch of emotionally stunted children blaming a fictional character's sacrifice for a real life suicide.
>>735051486nothing new under the sun people where killing themse in Europe when Goethe wrote about suicide and copied it
>>735068143>Watching shit like Alien movies never bothered me as a kid, but there's always some dumbass who will go too far and make a big mess.Nah, I'm still kinda fucked up from seeing House on Haunted Hill when I was seven.Honestly, the main murders don't bother me, but I still see that bit in the opening when one of the lunatics grabs a fistful of pencils and jams them into the doctor's throat.For some reason that stuck with me. Probably because I had all my coloured pencils as a kid and would imagine the stabbing every time I opened my pencil case.And I did stab a kid with a pen.But in the leg, and this was years later.
>>735052293>you could've been that little girlholy shit it's moot!!
>>735051662what i wanna know is how the fuck a game about cookies ended up here in the first place
>>735070532it's gacha, my guy/v/ loves gacha
>>735070532The younger generation is growing up with everything we wanted as kids, our childish cartoon scrimblos having absurd soap opera level storylines. Companies have finally realized there's money in pandering to that demographic and the wild west that is gachashit and platforms like Roblox means less age restrictions imposed from above.
>Cookie Run's lore is as deep and complicated as Kingdom Hearts>the fucking main character is voiced by Finn the HumanIt feels like I'm watching a fucked up version of Adventure Time where Finn is a gingerbread man. What the fuck is this game
>>735051486>>735051662>gooks finally deliver some cookie kino>trannies start offing xirselvesToday is a good day
>>735051854People would't have to slave away if the state didn't tax 50% of their earning
>>735051486>>735051557goodone less retard in the world
>>735051486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzEQ1n7EHPM
>>735051486This is why people don't want to make stuff that appeals to women
>>735054938I think Rick actual did this in one episode, saving Morty and trying to say he did the right thing, thinking there was no way out. When a chance to survive came in, he immediately took it. I think it was a season 1 episode?
>>735056686How do you know it's from Blue Archive?
>>735072602that's the one where they split into a bunch of different possible outcome realities, and have to all sync a collar to re-merge all the splits.s1 or 2
>>735054360i consider your post to be a wrongdoing, therefore you are not a person
>>735068346How new are you? This is 4chan. Every twitter screenshot posted here is 100% true and should be trusted without question.
>>735054291This.
>>735056728>>735056581Edmund is from Newgrounds, and his comedic sensibilities have been pretty much stuck there. He has been making fun of Hitler for longer than you've been alive.
>>735051486So did somebody ACTUALLY kill themself, or is this just a dude saying something like "This chapter was so fucking ass I literally choked myself"?
I wouldn't be surprised if, before long, simply playing video games requires some kind of age verification.>"This game may contain content unsuitable for people under 18. You must verify your identity to play it. Choose one of the following options: biometrics, live video, or a paid online certificate from some company in Israel."
>>735051486I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles
>>735051662Let me guess, the devs are either chinese or korean...>is a South Korean companyLMAO
>>735070532Long ago I remember seeing a game about just an infinite high score runner involving a gingerbread man. Never played it, but that's all the context I got
>>735051486People now are such fucking pussies. Oh no a character killed themselves in the game! oh how horrible it must be changed and censored because my fragile mind can't take it. Get over it you queer.
>>735051486sacrificing yourself for your loved ones and the greater good used to be every boy's dream way to go out. Either that our bleeding out in the snow. These people are weak.
What kinda game even is Cookie Run Kingdom
>>735051486https://youtu.be/1LJEuFCCIcI
>>735051854>standard of living for the average pleb before capitalism>standard of living for the average pleb after capitalismI know what I'd choose. >b-but your incredible miracle box that provides you with the collected knowledge of humanity might cost a bit more to replace for the next couple of years and some guy might be able to get voice acting for a game without paying some degenerate for itYou know what, you're right.
candy crush is telling its players to kill themselves nowadays? damn son
>>735057251>no I totally didn't grow up in the generation of people blaming video games for everythingYou are the actual retard, you fucking reality denying retarded retard.
>>735073823The usual idlege kind, build team auto battle your way through. If you want to push higher without just waiting for more resources you need to manual the skill activations. PvP is whale autism. Events usually have some sort of minigame in them which are sort of varied throughout the years. First game I've ever played where the normal gacha got so fucked over they added new rarities/did event only banners with event exclusive gacha (that u can buy more of). The story isn't too bad and it's all voiced I guess.
>>735051854this post assumes your only chance at life is becoming a wagie. never seen anyone interested in entrepreneurship with these types of takes. you know, being the wagemaster capitalism encourages?
>>735072875I don't think anyone here was taking it seriously, the people on TWITTER were
>>735054247Anon, i...
>>735051486based, more media should do that to cull the weak unloved subhumans out there
god this hobby is so fucking humiliating to be a part of in 2026
>>735052445Split your babyslit in half
>>735051486>mobile dogshit game tells phone posters to sudokuBased as fuck.
she didn't value life very much to die over a cookie game
>>735051486>>735051557
>>735051486this is what happens when disney tier safe media is given to kids, erodes resilience and common sense
Post cookie porn or I'm leaving this thread
>>735055096but goku sacrificed himself and king kai to get rid of cell?
>>735051486"showed how happy everyone was after she died"Why would this make a suicidal person kill themselves? That would make me seethe and NOT want to kill myself out of spite. Why the fuck would I want people to be happy after my death? I'd want them to suffer in some way due to my death.
>>735077635Yeah, but Goku wasn't a depressed sack of shit and when he sacrificed himself he didn't smile into the camera and go "thank god im finally dead now i wont have to suffer anymore."
>>735077721and chiaotzu was a depressed sack of shit?
>>735077714>Why the fuck would I want people to be happy after my death? I'd want them to suffer in some way due to my death.Based psycho anon
>>735077780pablo thought he had a great point and didnt really think his shit through
>>735057251Kids were retarded back then too.t.kid who went outside at night in the forest with his best bud and tried to become a super saiyan by doing the pose and screaming.
>>735051854Soviet farmers were doing the same but worse under socialism
>>735053182the kinds of people in the past who would've been part of an infant mortality statistic are now growing up to be like the people in OP's pic.
>>735051662People bout to start blaming the cookie game as the reason they're FAT
>>735054773I will not rest until I have caused irreparable damage to as many rented properties as possible
>>735051486>>735051557>>735051662>>735051854It's a game about cookies. And I'm pretty sure that original tweet is a joke. Am I going insane?
>>735051486if you've killed yourself over a video game, you probably didn't need to live and I'm glad we're saving oxygen
>>735079113>Am I going insane?no, you're just retarded.
I am sick of the baybyfication of everything. So goddamn sick of it. How long before isekai anime gets banned because every time you blow your brains out flawlessly you're rolling dice on the life lottery?
>>735052293Was that a little girl or a little girl(male)
Those cookie are pretty hot if you are scooping what I am pooping
>>735051557How do these people live alongside things like “Romeo and Juliet”?
>>735080813they read abridged versions that turn every scene into emoji texts or don't read them at all.
>>735070116You are a retard and can barely type. Fuck off
>>735055450>They should die because im a miserable loserNot everyone is a failure like you. Alot of people enjoy their lives. If its so bad you know what to do
>>735051662Great now i want to fuck a cookie
>>735054360Incorrect. You dehumanize people to justify violence against them. They are human. Being a human isn't a choice or a moral code. Its a biological reality. A monster can't be blamed for its their nature. Man chooses
>A talking magical cookie kills herself in a piece of fiction as a part of the story>Dumb teen kills herself to imitate talking magical cookieIdk I think the devs have 0 responsibility on this. You should not self censor your art because you audience may potentially be retarded and imitate what your fictional characters do. If she was that disturbed she would eventually have killed herself anyways, talking magical cookie or not.
BAD PARENTINGBAD PARENTINGBAD PARENTING
>>735051557"their" life? Good riddance
>>735078170you had a fun childhood.
>>735051486why come theres still so many fags on X left? i thought they all went to bluesky?
>>735054247>You'll never kick up on the beach with Uncle H in Argentina with a cute verboten chick on your arm.
>>735051486I literally only know this game from the ultradegenerate porn I see for it.
>>735051662I thought this game was about cookies
>>735064404Why are Palestinian apologists so sensitive?
If a kid kills themself over a stupid game about cartoon gingerbread men, they clearly had much deeper issues that needed to be addressed. The devs job is to make a compelling game, not maintain kids mental health.
>>735051486>>735051557Maybe they should stop self inserting and learn to separate reality and fiction. Or their parents should teach them that.At this rate you can't have any fictional characters doing anything.
>>735082213Because it's still the central hub for cartoon porn and gen alpha slop discussionWe're talking specifically about children and their groomers, not just any type of faggot
>>735051486>zoomies logging out of life because a character from their favorite gacha slop did soCan we just ban zoomers, alphies and indians already?
>>735055032>now>>735062786>KHApparently first game was 2002. So Ojamajo Doremi was 2 years earlier than that.
>>735052293>bait
>>735051486My definition of suicide is when you kill yourself because you want to escape, crash out.A self-sacrifical act isn't suicide even if it ends killing yourself.Example: A firefighter risks his life to save someone, and dies.Was it suicide? Because he did it on purpose.A family member takes a bullet in place of another during a robbery, knowing well he'd die.Is that suicide?Suicide is for escapism. Suicide is for the depressed.If you are sound of mind and die to fulfill an objective, or in an attempt to fulfill it: it isn't suicide.
>>735055096It was only pointless because Chiaotzu is totally out of his league, for it to be a worthwhile sacrifice Chiaotzu needed to be a bit stronger so the explosion could actually damage Nappa but not so strong that he could just fight him normally.
>>735084748suicide is knowingly taking actions that you are aware will lead to your deathyes sacrifice is suicide yes smoking is suicide
>>735072667...the halo, anon. no other animus are autistic about such a detail.
>>735053182Infantilization, Blame the feminist angry at sex and violence >she is just a kid>Noooo roblox should monitor my kidsthey are not just kids, they are massive troglodytes and they expect everyone to be like themThe same people that pushed zero tolerance for bullying are not asking for the world to be their hugging spaceThe same reason they can't socialize and are taking their parents to job inteviewsThey are glorified toddlers, never had an opportunity to mature so they get angry about any critical thinking and not being nannied by somebody elseIt takes the form of companies, the government, their job, anything but personal responsability
>>735085000That's not my definition though.And you aren't going to convince me.An Hero is different than a bitch.
>>735070532The CR games always had that "darkness in the background". The first game in the series, now called Cookie Run for Kakao (which is still running in Korea) had the whole "Escape from the Witch so you don't get eaten!" thing, all the way back in 2013.
>>735051662wait until zoomers learn what a tragedy is>nooo jack unalived himself this is pro-unaliving
>>735051557truly the nutella gen.
Who the fuck cares, what the shit is this thread?
cookie run said kill yourself
>>735055032>nowanon, Alice is literally 160 years old.
>>735082490
Is this all it takes to make this soft ass generation quit?>Hey, here's 13 reasons why!>Bunch of teens an heroLike wtf is actually wrong with this new generation? Any speck of adversity and these NPCs are ready to call it quits. How do you manage to grow into your teens and still be level 1?
>>735085963Life is so shit as a modern kid killing yourself becomes a valid choice
>>735085963They are raised on tiktok and twitter who are all terminally online and think their favorite shows and games are real life
>>735051662NOOOOO DON'T POST THIS SOME /v/IRGIN ITT IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF NOW
>>735055463This
>>735086023I accept this answer 100% lolLiving as a kid in this modern world must be genuinely awful. Everything that was new, creative, and innovative is in the past, there's no generational aesthetic, everything is a bare minimum product. That can't even replicate what was made decades ago. And that extends to games, culture, movies, anything. Everything is homogenized and soulless.No wonder all it takes is a Netflix show or a line of dialogue in a game to push them over the edge.
>>735052293Little girls don't kill themselves She was 100% murdered by her parents.
>>735086498your innocence is adorable
>Cookie Run>Cookies barely eat each otherWhy?
>>735051557This happened in True Detective Season 4 as well. It's weird to glorify suicide of all things in some saccharine way, I suppose it's meant to be a way of elevating the memory of people who have already killed themselves rather than encouraging further suicide but even if that's the intention it's odd.
>>735053182There was a case in russia of a dude offing themselves after Itachi died.
>>735065421>another Terminator comes in the next day and kills John ConnorThank you sequels
>>735051557Death is true freedom but not when you're on Earth.
>>735086789because it was originally about "witches" (humans) eating the cookies. hence the "cookie run" part, it was originally a runner.
>>735055167dragon ball was able to resolve this pretty seamlessly
>>735051486cracking makes cookies crumble
https://cookie-run-kingdom-ocs.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Cookies
>>735052293Anything that takes me out of this world is welcome.
>>735051486dev sisters... not like this
>>735052293>you could've been that little girlMoot is that you?
>>735065313ThisWhoever kill themselves over this is actually better for the society
>>735085916>vax the JewsWait till they discover that Netanyahu volunteered the Jews of Israel to be guinea pigs for the vax.
>>735052403it’s illegal because it’s destruction of state property
>>735052403Make it punishable by death
>>735051486>My cousin killed themselves lmaoI'm surprised people are actually taking this so seriously when it's said like a joke.If it's true I'd expect more people to be dogpiling someone who speaks of their dead family like that for twitter likes.
Fiction isn't real.
Reminds me of those two dummies who tried to kill a girl over slenderman. There's always gonna be someone like that, video games arent to blame.
>>735052293>you could've been that little girlDon't remind me of what I'll never have.
>>735097115you might if you kill yourself. who's to say?
>>735051486>>735051557>literally needing to be physically restrained to stop killing themselvesnot hormonal disruption fault btw>xhe was not a tranny chud!I'm talking about zoomies and kids these days
>>735052293No one killed themselves. They joked about it.
>>735098174he's never going to believe you
>>735052445I would make sure you get a proper education.
>>735051486buy an ad
>>735051486>>735051557>>735051662At what point in time did we lose the ability to distinguish between fiction and reality?
Oh man, Cookie thread.I love these sugary shortstacks. I'll do a quick doodle of one, post references if you can as well. Sample attached
>>735099230Ask the troons and feminists that, seems to be a them problem.
