Are you alone?
>>735053056
no
>>735053153>I have a gun.Delicious. Despair gives courage to the weak
>>735053056We make friend along the way
>>735053056I like to dress up in a disguise and do this to women in my building at 3am
>>735053056Yes, please kill me.
>>735053056>gifI aint clicking that shit nigga
my gf is starting to get fat, what should I do?
>>735055692well its about timei'd say you should increase her caloric intake by 0.5x every 5 days until her bras dont fit anymore.
>>735055692Tell her you will break up if she lets herself go. Unless you are also fat in which case you get what you deserve, fatty
>>735055692I'll fuck the fat off her, address?
>>735055692Make a subtle comment about it and she will take care of it herself.
>>735055692start working out with her, say it's because you're getting fat and you want someone to help keep you accountable for working out
>>735053056the fact that none of the youtube people realized they're a modern take on vampires is kinda funny
>>735055692Eat her. And I don't mean eat her out, literally put her in a pot of boiling water with and some carrots and potatoes and eat her.
>>735055692...is that supposed to be a bad thing?
cat ! LOL!
>>735053056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItgrLkyLdbY
>>735053056>>735059195Toxootransmosis moment
>>735055692Fat transfer surgery
>>735053056I'm never alone with all the voices in my head
>>735053056Do you think you're better off alone?
>>735055692this >>735056998 seems like the best answer
>>735061592sorry you misspelled taxoCHAD
>>735053056>gif
>>735062824just keep looking bro
>>735053056PSS PSS PSS COME HERE KITTY KITTY*offers treats**cat acquired*I just cat cucked you.
>>735063259but what happens when you run out of treats?thats right, hes coming right back to me.
>>735055692she aint a lady if she aint 280
>>735055692Bring it up without sounding mean and go on workouts with her. Or tell her you'd like to try bdsm and have her do situps to failure for your fetish.
>>735055692wait until she's tastefully fat and tell her she hit the limitif she goes over tell her that you need to workout NOWof course you have to do so together
>>735055692Lick her belly sexually
>>735055692you're that plapjack guy now
>>735055692Reddit says that's a good thing tho?
>>735055692>gfyou find another one duh
>>735053056I wish this game just had a bit more of a game to it and it would have easily been 10/10.
>>735061894>lower left handDoes toxo make you lopsided
>>735053056I was sure I was until you asked.
>>735056998Probably the only good post in this thread. You get women.
