Why does no one want to play as a Native American
Becsuse they haven't made a BraveStarr game yet
>white people steal your land>they burn your homes and culture>take away your major sources of food >wipe most of you out>act offended on your behalf>don’t even include you in any major forms of media like games or movies anymoreTo add insult to injury theres more jeets in one state alone than all the natives in the world.
When I do they censor it
>>735059887This.
>>735058834If the characters name isn't Turok and they're not killing dinosaurs then I don't give a shit
>>735058834because every time anyone who isn't up to some arbitrary set of purity standards makes a Native American character/game/etc, they get taken out back and tortured by the arbitrary native american purity standards team.so nobody fucking bothers because they know it'll only get attacked by people with way too much political leverage in media (but no political leverage outside of media)And then every time someone who DOES meet those standards decides to make a native american character/game, it's "a personal reflection on my life as the author" not>HOLY SHIT I'M THROWING 200 TOMAHAWKS AND GOING WOWOWOWOWOWO>I'M THE FIST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH STARthe last decent native character I think I played in vidya was connor/raydonhagaydon in asscreed: american freedom
>>735060131It's made even funnier by 95% of natives being fat fucks who give no shits about their own culture and history.
>>735058834An indigenous culture in any Jewish controlled state must be eradicated to prevent harm to asset portfolios. I'm not even joking.
>>735058834>Native AmericanDo zoomers even realize that "Native Americans" used to just be called "Indians"?There used to be a magical time when you would use the term "Indian" and people's first thought was of "Native Americans" like Pocahontas instead of designated street shitters. The push to call Native Americans by their politically correct term is like maybe the one time I was okay with it, just out of a matter of practicality since it is just confusing if you have 2 completely different races both getting called Indians.
>>735060326>#makeinjungreatagain
It's OK to idolize the Spartans and Trojans for being badass warriors because they're all dead and none are left to get offendedIt's not OK to idolize Native Americans for being tomahawk wielding badasses because not all tribes used tomahawks. Except that many of them did due to trade and the tomahawk being a useful tool and weapon.
>>735060408No, it's not ok to idolise existing native minorities because that upsets globalist agenda and asset portfolios.
Prefer Aztec theme. We were so close to having one for Guild Wars 1, before they drop the ball for GW2
The protag of GUN is half native american
>>735060039>turok finally gets a new game>it's some lame and gay 3rd person co-op shooter
who said they didn't?
>>735060743>comes out later this year>yfw its another extraction shooter
>>735058834The last time I saw cool injun stuff in video games was the Secret World. And maaybe Deadlock, if they go all in on the Oklahoma ghost dance being a bait-and-switch catalyst for damning tribes to a demonic fate, in order to curse 'Murica.The west is too prone to self-censoring these days. The rule of cool is secondary, if not outright tertiary to not being problematic.Which is a shame, as I'd love to see more fantasy-based age of exploration stuff, colonization, civil war era and westerns that have that colonial and native Americana flair.
>>735058834Because they got absolutely btfo'd by whites to a humiliating level, before that they were Haiti-tier savages, and after that they were pathetic drunks whose only purpose in the world is to provide gambling in states that haven't fallen far enough to legalize it themselves. Without white guilt and a romanticized vision of a past civilization that didn't really exist they'd be as ethnically pointless as Indians (the other kind) or the Irish.
>>735060743I didnt think it was possible to make a Turok game that looks uglier than the 2008 reboot. Are we just fucking regressing that much? Its been 18 goddamn years.
>>735060969>the Secret WorldMy bee-tongued nigga. Dark Demons Cry Gaia.God I miss TSW. SWL never. Fuck SWL.I have a couple of great memories from that game. One was getting to the CDC camp investigating filth in new england, getting my hazmat suit, and just... never taking it off. My character wore that hazmat suit for the rest of his days.The other was in the Blood War dungeon, playing with 2 of my housemates. We were students, our tank and healer were using shitty-ass laptops and the tank's laptop hinge was fucked. His screen died midway into the Mayan Boood Mage fight. You remember him? all just rotating patterns of varying kinds.Tank yells oH FUCK MY LAPTOP but doesn't panic, keeps moving and asks if it's just his screen, and yes he's still playing, just blind.So the healer starts calling the attack patterns, I tell the tank if he's fucking up positioning. We make it through the fight and the tank doesn't die. After that we ask the other randos in our party to wait for a sec and explain what just happened and they /worship the tank when he gets back on.all of egypt, as an egyptiaboo, was amazing.the thing that made me buy the game, was that first investigation mission in kingsmouth. I was playing on a free weekend (remember when MMOs had those?) and when I realised the game expected me to>discern I needed bible passages to get a password>look up relevant books and verses in the church environment>open a bible IRL or use my character's phone browser to get passages onlineinstead of wow style "just click the shiny icon", I finished the quest, asked zone chat "is this quest reperesentative of the game's investigation missions?" and when I got a positive answer, logged out and bought the game right there.
>>735061216Yeah I'll take Betty Boop over your "sex icons", thanks.
>>735058834I remember renting this game and something about it being obtuse as fuck. I could beat Aladdin and the Lion king but this game was weird as far as disney genesis games go.
>>735059407>>white people steal your landSolutreans' descendants taking back the land you stole from their ancestors, and then showing you way more mercy than you ever showed then, while stopping you from constantly trying to genocide your neighbors.ftfy
>>735058834Doesn't represent me
>>735061452>MG but a sexy native girl Feels like a 10 million dollar idea right there.
I want a game with indian scalpers, skinwalking medicine mans, confederate soldiers, pilgrim witches, and zombie-lich spanish conquistadors/Aztecs.And I am not kidding.
Because they only ever do the East Coast or Midwest natives and never the West Coast ones
>>735058834Where is the Nakoma romance option? Is it because she's too flat there's no interest?
>>735059187I'm probably the only other anon on this board who knows what the fuck you're talking about.
>>735059187STRENGTH OF DA BEAR
>>735061779games are far too pozzed these days to have native bimbo waifus to begin with
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>>735061540They usually get fat at like 24
>>735061794>>735061949
>>735058834What’s the best drunk simulator?
>>735060326>native>AmericanThey aren’t
>>735061715Show me one potawatomi game
native people are not allowed to exist in contemporary media because their sheer existence reminds most people in western society they are descendants of immigrants; which is inherently antithetical to the colonial ideology of both America and Canada
>>735058834https://files.catbox.moe/tdo3po.webm
>>735059407>all the natives in the worldEveryone on earth is a native.
>>735065552the term native also applies to flora and fauna and is defined by life forms begin adapting to their environment. the “native” people of Canada and the inuit especially have live on that land for 50,000 years. as such, their genes have adapted to cold weather and their blood thickens ever so slightly more than say, (You). your people, or any people other than these squaws, have lived in canada and america for 300 years, tops. according to the most strict sense of being native and your genes having adapted to this land, you are not native. you are currently adapting. give it another 49,700 years
>>735058834"Native" "American" would only work if it's like the Maori where the indigenous population actively took part in forming New Zealand. Instead the indigenous people of North America were genocided and displacedI get that they are doing this because people keep confusing them with Rajeesh but something like "First Nations" is more appropriate
>>735058834It's a very good game.
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>>735066650Kek, alright you got me there
>>735059407the worst part is those gay ass amercians
>>735065852And a good friend.It also looks fantastic
>>735059945This can't be real lmao
>>735061502These bozos also speak about "one drop rule"
>>735058834Cool, I can make her run!
>>735058834When I was a kid I used to rewatch this movie a lot for some reason.Haven't watched it in 25 years or something, maybe it's time for another go.
