>Nintendo still hasn't ported Super Smash bros melee on any digital store Why the fuck not?
Why would they? The only people who give a shit about this game want to play it on CRTs with broken controllers.
They don't want people comparing their newer games to their older games. It might push a narrative that Nintendo is in decline.
to port it would give legitimacy to the melee pro scene which they despise. it would make some money but also be a huge advertisement/gateway to slippi and the like.>but why does nintendo hate the pro scene? couldn't they easily monetize it like capcom has with street fighter?nintendo is a very stupid company it wouldn't do anything like that, presumably because they think it would mix the message of the brand which is "goofy funny party game".>>735062885pffff nintendo is impervious to critique like that
>>735062885nah people like new shiny thing, they wanna be able to sell things for a premium price down the line, also i imagine somthing like smash might be weird with licensing/copy right
>>735063185Nintendo hates the Smash pro scene, and ESPECIALLY the Melee side of it, because it has an earned reputation for being full of unwashed freaks and having multiple grooming incidents basically in the open. It's just bad publicity.
>>735062885It doesn't matter when 6 million Pokemon fans magically materialize to buy the latest Pokeslop game
>>735063452forced memes on 4chan dot org do not reflect reality or any sort of wide held opinion.nobody actually associates God of War with cuckolding. nobody actually associates A Hat in Time with lolicon. you are out of touch.
The official Fire Emblem 1 English translation was only available to purchase for a period of 3 months and has never been available again.By the way the Japanese version is on literally every platform Nintendo has ever put Famicom games on, including the Japanese Switch Online app.Basically Nintendo is cruel and stupid is what I'm saying
They are saving Melee HD to soften the blow when Sakurai finally declines to do another sequel. Mark my words.
>>735063647nta but the meme of Smash players smelling bad was well documented from those actually attending those events and players were actually getting disqualified from tournys for smelling bad. It was very real.
>>735063898i feel like this is just a general nerd hobby thing, go to a con a card tournament ect. theres always gonna be a dude whos never heard of a shower
Imagine if Nintendo ported GameCube games and older up PC. It wouldn't interfere with Switch sales and would bring in an extra revenue stream. Oh well, emulation it is.
>>735063990It wasn't just one dude, the whole building would reportedly stink so bad that the event organisers had to post about it.
>>735062742Because better games in the series have come out since
>>735062742why would anyone want that? slippi already exists and is going to be 100x better than the port anyways. if it exists smelees would just introduce as much people playing it as possible to slippi
I'm officially done with melee. I've been playing melee for my whole short life and can't good and no character clicks with me. >SamusTo fucking slow. Can I approach every once in a while? Fuck no. And everyone literally wants to fucking piss and shit on my face for playing her.>FalconHate his slow aerials >FoxEveryone is on a cheater controller but me. No point in trying to get good with him.>FalcoNever clicked with me. I always get smacked out of my lasers or poorly approach. >SheikI CANTDo her downthrow tech chase. I just CANT. Why the fuck can't we be on pal? Literally everyone would be happier because the version is 100x more balanced and guess fucking what I DONT HAVE TO HAVE PEAK HUMAN REACTION TIME 24/7 on that version because her downthrow doesn't do that shit anymore.>PeachI fucking hate her chain grab and how she gets camped.>Marth*projectile vomits*>ice climbers*projectile vomits*>yoshi*projectile vomits*>luigi, doc, ganon etcToo shit. When I'm playing them, I just wish I was on sheik, but then I remember... DOWNTHROW
>>735062742It's because they want to release Smash 64 on Switch Online first. Might as well go in order.
If Nintendo released this on NSO they would get constant complaints from people that the online is shit and needs to be improved (which they most likely wouldn't do).
>>735064117that's a microscopic local, and one that is majority sm4sh players. not melee. you are out of touch.
>>735064438>>735063647>>735063185>Nintendo derangement fag thinks supporting a schizo scene would be good
Because of the competitive scene and how they keep digging themselves further into the pit of degeneracy. The smelling bad is whatever, the troons acting like total degens in public is 50/50 depending on what Nintendo's stance on it is but the grooming shit is what's gonna hold it back for awhile. On top of that how do the Gamecube games run on Switch 2? If it isn't a a consistent 60 then you can just throw that port into the trash because the comp fags won't touch it.
>>735062742it makes the new games look bad
>>735064597Not to defend smash degens, but if people knew just how much grooming was going on under the surface of almost practically everything out there, society would collectively birth a cow over it.
>>735064438It's just a meme. Why the fuck do you care anyway?
>>735064669why dont other comp scenes expose it then?
>>735062742Because the game is a broken mess only smash autists enjoy
>>735064685Concession accepted.
>>735064838Retard
>>73506475699/100, it's not being 'exposed' because nobody is being caught. Look at every time some pedo gets caught fucking kids. It always went on for decades before they finally got them.
>>735062742Lmao. How do you not have a copy? I always carry mine with me.
