>3 months>absolutely forgotten
>3 monthsthe ps2 got a game in this generation? that console really is the best console ever made.
>>735073050Thought this was motocross madness from the thumbnail
>>735073050What was the fiasco? You had to buy dlc to play music while driving across the desert?
18 years of hype for this
Don't care, I had a blast
will THIS be the game that snaps nintendo out of the open world dogshit
will this be the last metroid prime game
>>735076103hahaha noenjoy botw 3 in about 5 years
>>735073050which PS3 game is this?
>>735076135
>>735076210Tears of the Kingdom was unironically robbed of Game of the Year by BG3, and I'm still mad.
>>735073050>friend bought a Switch 2 specifically for this game>been talking about muh metroid for years>literal basedjak when he got the game>dropped within 48 hours>"i-it's not that bad anon... no regrets on getting the switch so many great games are coming"it's been nonstop cope ever since and I'm loving it. the nintengoy curse got him though, he keeps posting anti-sony shit
>>735076313Did he not know it's on switch 1
>>735076313Why hasn't your friend picked up the only real reason to own a switch 2, Air Riders
>>735073050I wonder how bad the scrapped version of the game was during its developmental hell.
>>735076365not him but I actually didn't know until I saw this pic >>735076093
>>735073050Impossible to forget such a majestic return to form. Last game was what 19 years ago? Prime 5 is going to be fucking righteous.
>>735075973you have to buy the game first. This alone filtered me.
>>735076365i like him but he's a bit of a retard when it comes to consumerism, i guess that comes from being generally loaded with cash and trouble free
>>735076093how can one babe with a huge rack be so giga based
>>735073050Good, now stop making threads about it so it stays that way.
I consider myself a big Metroid fan and I still haven't bothered to check it out. Maybe once the Switch 2 is moddable I'll steal it to try but it honestly doesn't look that appealing.
>>735073050it lost to Project Nortubel
>>735076093>buying multiple copies... but why?
>>735076637Take your fucking pills
>>735076264>a 60 dollar DLC that took six years to make and used the same copypasted map from the first one + basic ass Garry's Mod mechanics.
>>735076746Because these people are stupid enough to believe that this will genuinely upset the people that they disagree with on a deeply scarring level, have disposable income, and are spiteful to the point that they actively want to cause harm to the people they see as opposition. TL:DR; They're SJWs
>>735073050What is there to remember except empty desert and genderbent Navi with glasses?
>>735076135It's crazy how even Mario Kart became BotW.
>>735076093she's going to need to buy another million to make a difference
>>735073050this is what metroidfags deserve
>>735076093Only 4? Couldn't get more money out of her paypigs?
>>735077750I think she likes Perfect Dark Zero.
Sex with balls.
>>735076943>if I say it enough it will become true
>>735078131It's common knowledge among us hardcore Zelda fans that TOTK was dog shit. You tendie cock cobblers aren't real Zelda fans. Fuck off.
Game so bad it singlehandedly killed off tube threads.
>>735078131>nooooooooo stop saying meanie things about the game I like :(
>>735078934Lol you're not a Zelda fan! you're an Ocarina of Time freak.
>>735076943Don't forget the extra 2 layers of environments were completely and utterly devoid of any interest
>>735073050I unironically did forget completely about it. I am about ready to get a switch 2 is this game worth trying as a die hard metroid fan? I understand it's underwhelming but if I love Prime games is at least worth a play through?
>>735079393.... win?
Isn’t it mental they released the 4th game in the series without being able to play the second or the third on the same console? Are they insane?
>>735079552Suck my dick. Choke on it.
>>735079520Just emulate it if you're morbidly curious. It's not worth paying for.
>>735079717It's Metroid, the story does not matter at all.
>>735079942That’s not really the point
>>735079942Yeah that's true. Makes me wonder why there were cutscenes every five seconds in the game.
>>735073050I bought a Switch 1 at launch for this. Still haven't played it.
>>735080034when a sequel tries to make a game story centric that never was, it becomes a point.
>>735078115SARGE
>>735076618It looks great and feels great bit is shallow in explorations and scans it pans some thing out so you travel the desert more.
>>735075105>revisionismKeep on crying over PC "vegans", "emutrannies" and snoys.
Clearly not since you made this thread right after the previous one got archived
>>735076519>simp is also a corporate drone
>>735073050same with mario kart and donkey kong. nintendo releases nothing but shovelware.
>>735073050Uhhh don’t forget Mario Tennis Sick or whatever it’s called
>>735073050Once its around $40 I'll buy it and play it. I promise to make a thread for every 2 hours of gameplay.
>>735076746Because these people think wasting money like that is genuinely changing the world, or something
>>735076093cult hivemind mentality
>>735078057She likes dark bbc even more
>>735076365Anon forgot that when spending last night whipping up that greentext.
>hey retro make a new prime game>okay?>also fuck it up by forcing in botw shit
>>735077148>genuinely upset the people that they disagree with on a deeply scarring levelI mean, it seems like it's working.
>>735081504>he's gaytired of you faggots
>>735081781The british broadcasting network?
>>735076313I could've been your friend. Cancelled my preorder when I saw the motorbike reveal, tho, and have felt increasingly vindicated ever since
>>735081958The motorbike reveal killed any hype for the game stone dead. Nintendo adults tried to gaslight everyone that it wasn't a big deal for a month until the infamous npc reveal trailer dropped.
>>735073050Outside the desert, the game looks insanely good. I hope Nintendo try and retain the (undoubtedly white) programmers for future games.
>>735081905There's a difference?
>>735081846Retro had nothing to do with that, the design was a holdover from Bandai-Namco's build.
>>735079795Beats doing overtime with Jim >:3 *sluuuurp*
>>735073050Wdym 3 months This was forgotten in 3 days, Myles killed the sales and series
>>735082256That's a fantastic excuse that. Did people like it? It was us. Did people hate it? It was those hacks at Bamco and we were powerless to stop them, I swear.
>>735082425The funny part is that Myles is probably the least insufferable person in the game
>>735078934There are no bad Zelda games.
>>735082080That was the moment for me I knew what they were doing in trying to force as many by committee design elements as possible into this train wreck. Nobody has ever asked for this in a Metroid game except the few retards who think open world = more freedom.
>>735082080Imagine the boardroom meetings. "How do we make this cool for the kids? They like motorbikes, right?"
>>735078934Sort by use, you fucking retard.
>>735082478Nothing gets by you, anon.
>>735073050>3 monthsTry 3 weeks. AlsoDread >>>>>>>>>> Primed 4 Millenials
>>735082601This is the true Zelda fan opinion. Its simply a high quality franchise
