I APPEAR TODAY
Pingas ahhh post
>>735084716I have decided to announce I have decided to announceMy retirement RetirementRetirement Retirement-tirement-tirement
>>735084716CONQUESTDICTATORSHIPTHEY'RE BORINGWHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
oh me oh dear
what?
FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE
In honor of my CUPCAKE HEDGEHOGI offer you something to eatso-so-something to eatI offer you TEA ANDsomething to eat
Could you imagine a world where he didn't say pingas and just delivered the line normally?
ROBOT ATTACK
What a perfect time to have FUNwith my wicked son
ROBOTNIK ROBOTNIK RAH RAH RAH
>>735085326>>735085221>>735084905What a pleeasant surprise
I PUSH THIS BUTTONI SAID I PUSH THIS BUTTON
IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU BUMBLING ME-ME-ME-METALHEADS
Not one great thing and ok thingor one great thing and a so-so thing
THE FUN IS JUST STARTING
>>735086286I SPENT A BILLION MOBIUMS
I have sex with your GORGEOUS WIFE
>>735086009YOU MAKE ME SICK
>>735085452ROBOTNIK ROBOTNIK YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>735084716IT'S WORKINGIT'S WORKING MY SNEAKY SCHEME IS WORKING
>>735084716TOMORROW I'LLINVENTTHOSE BLUEPRINTS
>>735084716SNOOPINGAS USUAL I SEE
Schmo? Of course, I'm a homo!
the old robotnik would've made it perilous
SONIC CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD
>>735089060you NASTY ASS BITCH
>>735085408There's nothing more sacred than the bond, between a man and his boy.
>>735088657Are You, Captain Resc-You.No u.NO U!?
BEHOLDA THOUSAND CEREALS
THOSE BRAINLESS BITCHES ARE HEADED FOR THE TWIN TOWERS
>>735091550this is what I get for stopping 9/11...
>>735091701You're a terrorist, Sonic.
>>735084716TOMORROW I'LL-
>>735087032TOMORROW I'LLSTART
>>735084716TO DROP A HISTORIC BEET
>>735090510what do you call it?
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS
Let's get back to the cutting of the MONITORS!
>Sonic the hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see
>>735089060ACTIVATE THE HEDGEHOG DICK GRIPPERHURRY
>>735084716>american Sonic
Metal Robotnik came out of DARKNESSKnown as the land of NOWHERE
>>735097184you will never be japanese
>>735093016SUCKMYPINGAS
KIDSYOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT, YOU'RE NOT COOL, YOU'RE DUMB
>>735098381You're NOT funnyYou're NOT coolYou have a problem learning how to read
double mint music is a banger
>>735085772DAMN ITTHIS STUPID BUTTON
If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad
>hurrrr my millenial brainrot is so RANDOM and FUNNY, not like zoomer brainrot which is RANDOM and CRINGE
>>735099459Yes
>>735099459I unironically understood why my dad hated me watching youtube poops as a kid once I hit my 30's and saw kids laughing at this AI slop
NO YOU FABRICICATED FAGGOTS
>>735084716I'M DR. ROBOTNIKI SAY WHAT I WANTI SAY pingasI SAY pushyI SAY butI SAY crud and sludgeI SAY
IT TOOK ME 9 YEAREALS TO COLLECT THE CEREALS
>>735099459spongebob is king of ytp and that is core zoomer
>>735100401anon spongebob came out in 1999, the youngest zoomers were maybe a year old. I was born in 92 and ate that cartoon up
>>735100576fuck, meant to say oldest zoomers
>>735097406GIANT EXPLOSION!!!
>>735093772
>>735100576It came out in 99 and never stopped making episodes, every single one of them grew up with it. Even the parents older than you now ate it up it is spongebob, but it is a zoomer show cope all you like.
>>735097585Thank god
>>735084716Robotnik is so cool.
>>735085073It's the most pozzed shit I've ever seen.
S-S-S-S-S-SQUAD!ARRES-ES-ES-ES-EST HIM!
FOXISNOTMYSON
MMMYESSSSS... WW-WE UHHH ALL LOVE A GOOD PINGASJOKE
>>735096606>Oh that feels SO good>Sonic's going to hell
>>735102224Ahmm why don't we just move along to the cutting of the MONITORS
DINNERBLASTER
YOU'RE GETTING A PROMOTION
NOMOREMUSIC
WHERE DID I GO WRONG WITH -ME!?
>>735086286THE START IS JUST FUNNING
>>735105593THE SUN IS JUST FARTING
>>735105629THE FART IS JUST STUNNING
TASTE MY BOOMER-ECTION
THREE SEPERATE TRAPS? AND NONE OF THEM WORKED?
I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF YOU, YOU FISH FONDLING FRUITCAKE
PREPARE TO EXTEND THE lenses
>>735084716The Sonic YTPs were never funny. The best sources were always Michael Rosen, Billy Mays, and Fresh Prince.
>>735107934FRUIT FONDLING FISHCAKE
>>735108018Lord of the Rings poops are my favorite
HE'S COVERED HIMSELF WITH PETROLEUM JELLY
>>735099459Rrrrrobotnik YTPs were something zoomers grew up with. The AI meme you posted is GenAcore.>>735099698I had the same experience, but I turned out alright. Well, not really. But maybe there's hope for these kids if you did.
>>735099459>YTPs:Video manipulation to make the characters say stupid random things. Sometimes to make music as well, which makes people remember them more easily.>whatever this shit is called:Randomness for the sake of randomness. 67 hehehehe there's nothing memorable of attempt at humor, it's all random because it's random.Geez I wonder why people remember one more fondly than the other.
RUNNING IN THE 90S
>>735110731To be fair there were a TON of those "LE WACKY EFFECTS AND LOUD DISTORTED NOISES" YTPs though. No one has a good memory of them at least I guess
>>735084716I'm Doctor RRRRRobotnik! I say what I want!
>>735111336And they were still funny somehow because loud noises are in fact funny (I didn't have the balls to admit it back then)Meanwhile all this new forced random meme shit feels completely soulless and pointless, and zoomers only like it because they're conditioned to or something. It's just so fucking weird, even skibidi toilet felt like it had a more natural growth until it got sold off and died.
>>735111648The new stuff is shit by pure virtue that instead of being something organic produced purely because funny, it's a blender of algorithm derived engagement garbage designed purely to steal attention from retards being raised on phones.
>>735107529GREAT erectionFANTASTIC erection
MY NAME IS Doctor Eggman
>>735085221c'mere c'merewhat a pleasant suprisec'mere my little friendc'mere c'mere
>>735113868You errrection SUCKS.Your new name will be KROBO PRRRO-SUCKtions.
>>735099058>And then you FLY AROUND BY FARTING!
VOILAROOOO-BOT-NIK LA-GOONHar-poon*BSHHH*
>>735115564NO! NO! NO! NO!N-N-N-N-N-N-
>Kids, you are gay!
What are some of your favorite moments from lesser-known YTP characters? No Hotel Mario, King Harkinian, etc.For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOiYWCqg0E
>>735117015Who wants a cartoon with THESE HERE CHIPS!>Ah, just you, sire.Aw, come now; Jest me? Surely you jest?
My Extra Large, Super-Nasty Swinging Metallic PINGAS will obliterate you!Hehahaha
Well...we all love a good PINGAS joke, ehh...why don't we just move on to the cutting of the MONITORS!
Hey this is France.AaAaAI'm mad. And this is a rant about it.Today we're gonna talk about my little penis like I am just so disgustingaAAaAAaAAaAAAAPretty much what I'm ranting about is all this fags on the internet and the example I'm gonna use is me.If you guys are actually jerking off to guys, that is fufing disgusting and it really should stop. My butt has been, like, WRECKED by like these perverted people.Like I am just attracted to ponies in a sexual way. fUCking POnies.ananana ananana anananaAnd it is literally the most disgust if you wanna read this it IS literally the most disgust if you wanna read this it is really good and I'm reading it right now.a u aI-I don't even want to go any further like I mean it's that good.Amagine that somebody would write something about auh, like...or something or--like these examples include...haeh...like...ye, like...ngHow-how would Lauren Fawst the creator of the show feel to see that people have taken her work and then turned it into some smutty nasty gross perverted series?
Anonymous, Radio Graffiti.
Can I offer you love?Can I offer you emotion?
>>735118458FUCK YOU TEXAS
>>735117015TomServo's Pooh stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLS0CSsxp2c&pp=ygUxeWEgcmVhbGx5IG93bCBkb2Vzbid0IGtub3cgc3RyYW5nZXJzIHlvdXR1YmUgcG9vcA%3D%3D
>>735117615hoh HOHTITtiesmah boi
>>735118458YOU PIECE OF CRAP I'M NOT A CRIPPLE
>>735084716YOU MADE ME LOSE!
>>735090510that's only 184 cereals...
Great job!FANTASTIC job!InSIDE job!InSIDE Robotnik's BUTT.
VOILA, ROBOTNIK LAGOON!harpoon
STEROID
DR. ROBOTNIK, SCRATCH MADE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR BREAKFAST
HOW CAN I HELP YOU KING DEDEDE?
>>735117015>You know Gilda, I was the one who said Nigger>So I guess I'm a racist
>>735101885instead you're indian lmao
>never thougheiougheioughe>the robot, did you, um, see the robot>NEVER THOUGHEIOUGHEIOUGHE
>>735111336A lot of old ones haven't really aged well. lolrandom samples and eyerape effect were hilarious when I was 14 but I no longer care for most of them beyond nostalgia.
>>735118352>Lauren Faust dies of hurt feelings
I've got the neeeeeedfor Robotnik's pe-nis
>>735084716HistoRic histoRic announcement
JUST WIN THE RACE!JUST WIN JUST WIN JUST WIN THE RACE!
Shut up, Will.
Oh my God. He's God.
is there any archive of these ytp?the ones I remember are long gone
TOMORROW I'LL...
>>735085323That's not a world that I want to live in.
>>735130080you just gotta save em with yt-dlp before they get nuked
>>735128676Can you make me a sandwich?
>>735085323What if Geoffrey made him a sandwich?
Why did this show treat him like a retard? He's the WORLD'S GREATEST GENIUS.
https://youtu.be/Hi7aio3hJ2c?si=lBAueUPIMY4Y7H12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGi7Y8UdDS8
https://youtu.be/AtvnzhgZf18?si=YpsFIAUB9p7Y7ZiVGET THE POWERWHITE POWERGET A CLUEFUCK THE JEWS WHITE POWER
Did any of you own any poop consoles growing up?
>>735124351>only appears in person in the last episode>he literally just has a tiny kirby body
https://youtu.be/jyeI3Ziii6w?si=cW15Ka-D7bjiffFx
https://youtu.be/L3ZACBISZ2o?si=gwgzZpedu6VCgoN_i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
>>735130381>PS5 doesn't have a holster for my six-shooter Or woodgrainThis world has gone to shit.
>>735084716to drop a historic beathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhlUbikVqB8
>>735131202your ps5 doesnt even have 12 exclusive games, 5 years later lmao
please krobo make more nideos
>>735132637No.Sorry about that.
>>735132690Your new name is KroboProSUCKtions!
How did people actually make YoutubePoops? Are there transcripts of these shows somewhere where you can ctrl + f specific words? Wanting to make a character say a specific line and just scouring a hundred episode looking for a specific word feels like it'd get boring very fast.
>>735132752
>>735132784meme detection and patience
>>735132690BAH you're worthless you STYUpid BITCHTHAT'S IT I'm TERMINATING my PAY TREE ON member SHIP!
president of jely beans was the absolute peak of the artform.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT9vOTFk7XI
>>735130234No
>>735084716https://youtu.be/QtQrdOJAqC0?si=4gPMsLEcqO4hCRUu
>>735133432Fuck your father, fuck you nigga!you're a phone!
>>735133284you can tell this was made more than ten years ago because it's giving me a fucking seizure
>>735085323I honestly don't see how you can deliver that line normally without it sounding like PINGASYou'd have to take an unusually long pause between the words.
>>735133748pollock did it
>>735133284nah this kind of youtube poop is actual shit and always has been
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM THE WRATH OF diabetus
>>735133748https://youtu.be/86c0EsyTdZ0?si=8M7f8HNrGwUNVnBJ
SCRATCH MY ASSPERMANENTLY
SSSSS SQUADARESSSSST HIM
>>735087032INVENT SCHLEMMER IN THE COOLER
If you don’t don’tIf you don’t don’tIf you don’t
>>735111336These didn't age a day. They're just impossible to discuss, because they're a purely sensory experience.
>walrusguy privatized his videos to protest youtube implementing ai shitwhy must he be such a faggot
>>735099459Ah yes, because your taste is so refined, anonHere's your (you) to help you feel more superior
>>735116381see ya
>>735084716is that caseoh?
>>735110124Ours is equipped with the Map Light!
>>735138934I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH LUNACY SINCE THEY BANNED MY CRAZY COUSIN WALRUSGUY
>>735118458DON'T TALK ABOUT MY GRANNY
IT'S OVER BEASTTACO BELL IS MINE
