i really like Audino
>>>/vp/
>>735086520fat
>>735086779that's rude to say
how in the FUCKING world this thing is more sexual than EVERY female human in the universe
>>735087724Built for cucking female love interests.
>>735089930i love girls but this critter is just too powerful
>named Audino>not some sort of autistic dinosaur that evolves into Spergasaurwtf
>>735091578Audino = "I don't know" in English!
>>735091062imagine getting refused by so much human women but then you approach her
>>735086520TDM coded
me too! built for taking care of (you)
>>735087724>>735089930>>735090886Sorry but he's built to give EXP to my mons.
life-sized plush when
>>735093072TOO FAT
>>735086779>You will never have a chubby female audino girlfriend and eventual future wife that truly loves you Why even life
>>735093819no such thing!
for me, it's indeedee (male) as a purely master-butler relationship, of course
>>735094653FATTER
sex shaped creature
>>735095067Male is okay, female is>we have audino at home
>>735095371>we have audino at homemore audino for us then
>>735093819>>735095170Make up your mind, dammit! It's a lot harder for her to lose weight than to gain it!
>>735095249this
>>735095651she just needs to lay off the sweets
>thread up for 2+ hours>no “MEMES & PORN” image redirecting to /vp/Am I gonna have to save the image myself to have it spammed in all pokemon threads?
>>735098041I guess the spammer is asleep or something.
>>735098312I wouldn't have this issue, because I only want her.
>>735093072>built for taking care of (you)by this you mean them fatting (you) up, right
imagine her hungry noises
>>735098312share the source nigger pretty please reverse image search isnt working
>>735103393>he thinks it was made by an artist
>>735086520made for small pred/large prey
>>735105539the pokepark games were pretty singulars
Men of culture
>>735104707ok, but which of the two would the audino be in that situation? and who would take the other role?
>>735106313I am the small prey
Would you rather be cared for by a Pokemilf (Melony, Drasna, Cynthia, etc) or by a random female Audino
>>735095249wife shaped creature
Stop posting Audino with boobs and navels. Misses the point.
>>735109541what's wrong with navels
>>735108742the latter because the bond between pokemon and trainer is absolute instead of some bitch
>>735109663Well Audino doesn't have one for starters. also Pokemon hatch from eggs so they shouldn't have them in general.
>>735109347I love you red leopard.
https://youtu.be/DgYgzhSEtDo
>>735110075hypothesis: exp is stored in the belly. evidence: how else could *you* explain why all audinos are so fat?
Made of sex
>>735110696>how else could *you* explain why all audinos are so fat?steady diet of rookie trainers and their pokemon, duh
we already know that if you say "i love you" in front of Audino she's going to give you a big smile and hug you very tight, but how would she react if you that you want to fuck her too?
>>735104707made for twinning tf/tg actually
>>735111057Sex symbol
guys thank you so much... this is the only place where i express my love to this pokemon... i could never tell this in front of my friends because i feel so nervous to say it...
>>735111767>not /vp/I'm not saying you should go thereno one should, but really?
>>735111859i was kind of referring to the entire website actually
>>735111374>but how would she react if you that you want to fuck her too?
>>735111079i don't believe that for a second, the rapidly increasing size of *my* audino and the recent depopulation of several beginner routes is entirely unrelated...
>>735111374The exact same response
>>735111767I've been asked what's my favorite pokemon IRL a few times and I always tell them it's Audino. If they ask why, I tell them "because she's cute"
>>735086520But did you need to make an entire thread about her, Leo?
>>735113352>If they ask why, I tell them "because she's cute">not "I dunno"
>>735109750This isn't actually true, birds and reptiles both have visible (but quite small) belly buttons where the yolk connected. It heals over quickly, and for reptiles fresh scales cover the scarring completely.
But how would she react to getting raped?
>>735086520Audino called me fat >:C
>>735093278fuck off fatalfag this is healing belly thread
>>735113854Thanks for the biology lesson, that's good and informative to know and I'm sorry for spreading misinformation but regardless audino's big belly should NOT have a navel upon it.
>>735105539
very rubbable belly
>>735113421Why not? If Gardevoir can have weekly threads on /v/ then we deserve at least one too
>>735086520Same
>>735087724She really doesn’t compare to Jigglypuff or Jynx or Drowzee in terms of kink factor, but there are more than two Pokémon that look like that.
>>735116436Too cute.
>>735110696Blisseys are worth a fuck ton of EXP too, so you might be onto something there.
>>735093278try it, see what happens
>>735086520In case you're trying to get her to spawn in Pokopia, either build a resort restaurant from the kit or power up the one that's on the island opposite of the lighthouse in the beach area.
>>735119292>Heartbeatinghot
>>735086520Cute, and very fertile-looking.
Need more Healing belly endo of audinos We have the dweet tea comic at least
>>735086520Nah total audino death, they give huge EXP for some reason
>>735120249>endoNo, you don't
>>735114050anon please take better care of yourselfwhile you're still young and able
>>735120296And also EVs that you may not want to train for
>>735086520Fuck yeah, Audino thread. Most underrated "She looks like she fucks human men" mon. 30% of my excitement for Champions is hoping they do anything with Mega Audino to be actually worth running.>>735120249i see someone been enjoying the Pokemon Essentials vore mod too much
>>735121152I want to rub her ears and kiss her forehead
>>735121074HP for ingame is pretty nice unless its Shedinja.
>>735121152Love her mega as well, but yeah she's useless in battle
Made For FREE EXP
My wife is so much strongShe has a lot of exp
>>735121152>mod for pokemon essentialselaborate
audino was designed by a WOMAN
What's the lore with these mfs giving a ton of experience?
Build for facesitting
>>735086520I wish pokemon were real.Not for sex or perveted reasons.Just for the companionship.I just want a friend.
>>735123305Just go crazy like me anon, then fictional characters CAN be your friends!
>>735123305Get a dog
>>735123518im not a white woman
>>735123680a girl dog, dumbass
>>735123305Same but also for sex and perverted reasons.
>>735123889I'm not a Lesbian white woman either
God, I want to rub my face into an Audino's belly.
How much EXP is too much
>>735124405I love this image. I love the idea of two cute, stupid Pokemon becoming big stupid bloated kaiju and fighting over some petty shit while they continue to grow taller and fatter.I am also autistic if you were wondering
>>735122704https://aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=79&t=69645exactly what i said, though unfortunately not plug-and-play.also had really stupid and petty drama attached to it incidentally.
>>735125691>calling it feedingEpstein's pals use vore to get people to fetishize being reduced to slop because they're cannibals and the bulk of the vore fandom part of is a mass psyop to distort dom-sub desires to ones where the sub is killed as a resource and farmed. I can't look such subs in the face, just look down on them in disgust.
>>735126636You have to cure them of this You know how
>>735103393Its AI slop. Use desuarchive for /trash/ with the filename minus crop
Appreciate the reminder of how good Audino is but sorry for the shoddy quality
for me its hypno (female)
>>735124498I wanna grab that back flab and give it a jiggle.
>>735127980grab it? bro you're gonna be buried in it at that size
she's such a mommy
>>735087724That is the most fuggable haunter ever
>>735124405Too much?
>>735123047wtf? women can be based??
>>735132660She knows want guys wantGalvantula sexoAudino sexoGoodra sexoAromatisse sexoIndeedee sexo
>>735132660>GalvantulaNever again will I listen any /v/irgin insisting that women can't design or make anything good. If dissing Ghost and Goblins, KH, and FF:Crystal Chronicles music wasn't bad enough, anyone who shits on Galvantula should be executed.
Why is audino so fat?
>/v/ has another 100 reply thread discussing a pokemon from supposedly the worst designed generation >Said threads make me appreciate the pokemon I literally grew up on.I should make a sigilyph thread. That guy looks cool.>>735133547They're filled with exp!
>>735133547to mog MILFs
>>735132660>cool ass Galvantula, dinky Fletchling, adorable Goomy and all those fat bitchesGod bless you, women.
>>735135183do you think she would instantly recognize that i fap to her creations just by looking at my face?
>>735127863cute
>>735127863i see good potential from this drawing
>this thing has a 50% chance of being male
>>735136517and the crazy thing is that he's still wife/mom material
>>735136517Any hole's a goal, anon.
>>735136517Irrelevant. It is sex regardless if it has fat tits and a pussy or a chubby little dick.
>>735136660im now imagining a very short cock with an immensely wide girth
>>735132660>Not a single memorable mon in 9th gen because she didn't design any at allthat explains
>>735112129>>735112710is she really that gentle?
Play infinite fusion audino isn't in but I'll keep complaining until it is, I use this as a Blissey fusion instead
>>735137175fusing Audino with Goodra... Just think about it...
>>735136717Yeah that's what I meant.
>>735138479what about the balls?
>>735138790Big, soft, and full.
>>735138906>Big, soft, and full.Oh yeah definitely.
>>735140373Audino with a tongue is weird
one minutes in Microsoft csp
>>735142529She's not fat. That Is just perspective.
>>735086520Me too.
>>735142529cute
>>735086520The only mon i have found 2 shinies of naturally while playing the gameLovander is still superior though.
>>735143601She's not even attractive compared to the other pals.
>>735143601Man, if only Lovander looked like that.
>>735143601How dare you say that slander here!
>>735086520How do you feel about this?
>>735146193Give her a life stone and then mating press
>>735146193A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. how did they manage to draw purrloin that many times and still forget to include her muzzle?
>>735099791Yes but combined with >>735111438
>>735146193I can fix her...
>>735147746With what? She not a machine, you know...
>>735086520It looks gay
>>735148518human penis
Audino is only good for 1 thing
>>735120762>fatalfag upset that 0.001% of vore doesn’t cater to him>>735126636trvke
>>735149383Yes, farming sexual experience
>>735149467>tfw you have a crush with a human female and you train with mating an Audino so your first time with her it's going to be the best>but then you realize she was not your soulmate
>>735149892If the girl wasn't Audino sized I don't think that would work as practice
>>735150291is there an actual difference about bodies when you penetrate a pussy? the movement is kind of same but idk if there is a difference about it (i literally asked one of the most virgin questions in my life)
pls thread don't die
>>735091062>that smug lookgod damn it
>>735136927Hey now. There's Tinkaton and uhhhh
>>735140373why does this look like it came straight out of a shitty how to draw manga book?
>>735153917Because the artist is trying to apply human anatomy where it doesn't belong
>>735146193pokemon game with smt gameplay would be awesome
>>735154389I'm not even talking about audino lol
i just want to hug her...
>>735152196https://files.catbox.moe/hrz5k9.png
>>735123495alright I give up. give me the Jackie Chan tupper guide
>>735146193
which women can compete with Audino
>>735157498Gardevoir
>>735157675i forgot to specify "human"oopsie
>>735121152>is hoping they do anything with Mega Audino to be actually worth running.Did ZA not do anything to fix it? Because it WAS able to make Pikaclones useful with its new battle system.
>>735157498goodra
>>735157795your fault asking an unanswerable question
>>735157498Nidoqueen.Absol.Flygon.Mew.
>>735157498Emolga, Minun, Indeedy>>735157675overrated
>>735158018It did got a couple more moves, but not really. If anything the new battle system hurts it as you can't do double battles, so support mons like Audino have no real place in it. Champions is pretty much its biggest opportunity to do actual things, as they can either change Mega Audino's ability from Healer to something more powerful (Misty Surge, Triage, Friend Guard), or just buff that ability all together. On top of things it can use its decent DEF/Sp.DEF bulk with (Body Press would be hot but not actually useful). Even just giving it 20 more points to its Sp. ATK would be helpful so it can actually use Hyper Voice to decent effect,
>>735159681hello my fellow TDM friend
>>735157498human's i guess gen 4 pokemanic lady. pokemon? clefable
>>735086520I like relentlessly bullying it to grind xp
>>735159813Is it that obvious?
>>735159989you literally nominated the most popular ones buddy, maybe just Mew and Whimsicott are missing
>>735153774tinkaton is a shit design.
>>735143601How can anyone like lovander when she doesn't have a proper thick tail?
>>735162058this
>>735162058You know what? I never considered this.You are 100% right.
>>735162058true
>>735086520>all these pokemons that no one posted before are now being postedsmells like pokopia
>>735086520I like it too but Pokephiles ruined it for me
>>735163297such as?
>>735163327this TDM stuff that's been going around is like if I used a monkey's paw to wish /v/ liked these Pokemon designs more
>>735163327get out social brained normie
>>735164590what's wrong with tdm?
I really like this pokemon a lot and was horny for it when I was 13 but I also saw art of someone cutting it's babies with a box cutter while the mother watched and it made me really sad.
>>735164786>I also saw art of someone cutting it's babies with a box cutter while the mother watched
>>735164743i would also want to know that
>>735164786
>>735165585>slaps pile of blocks>knocks them downAcceptable>magically puts them back into place with the same slapImmersion ruined.
>>735165585what a brat!
The body is roundHer little legs aren't designed for distance
I used to have a chubby gf. Not overly fat either, just perfect. I broke up with her because she was a BPDemon but damn i miss squishing her tummy and I'm afraid I'll never experience it again.
>>735166592I was 13 at the time, so yes.
>>735086520>Create a Pokemon whose sole purpose is to get beaten up for huge exp gainsSomeone at Gamefreak during the G4 era had a ryona fetish.
>>735167464It's based on Chansey, right down to the high EXP gain. We just associate Audino with it more because it's more common in Gen V than Chansey is in any game.
>>735166816i would rather spoil my pokemon (and let them spoil each other) than make them battle, so she won't be going anywhere anyway.
>>735162058Holy based
Audino Krookodile OTP
>>735159813What is TDM?
This thread is fucking disturbing, I am fleeing!
>>735166939Did you at least paint her pink and did some cosplay play before you broke up?
>>735086520I must've murdered hundreds of them for exp
>>735168532Team DeathMatch, of course. You've never played an FPS before?
>>735168765I want to know the context of Pokemon, and small cute Pokemon, do not reply to me unless you have something insightful to say.
>>735168834>and small cute PokemonThat's it. That's the context of what "TDM" is.
>>735168985What do the initials mean
>>735169089Teitoshin Deformed Mascot, Teitoshin meaning "small head, big body"
>>735169089they mean lern 2 google, retard
>>735168532it means "Teitoshin Deformed Mascot"basically it's a weeb term for extra chibi characters that they use to feel special
>>735169238>>735169280Thank you, but as for:>>735169264Kill yourself
>>735168945cute
>>735167361i was exposed to Pokémon porn at that age, nothing shocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TymjUc3kDII
>>735170625still crazy that these graphics looks 100x better than Pokopia
>>735169280>that they use to feel specialThere’s a difference between normal chibis and TDM. That’s why it’s important for us to distinguish them
bump for Audino
>>735170625what did they meant by this?
>>735157498Clefable
>>735157498Jacinthe
i only like adult gym leaders btw
>>735174218What the fuck.
>>735174218dude what the FUCK is your problem?
>>735133876You literally grew up on top of a fictional creature? How? And BW was in 2010.
>>735157498 Poppy
Audino lewdfics?
>>735163136i need to feed her more beans for loving
>>735174330>>735174643Sabrina exploded my asscheeks
>>735086520what does she thinks about shy virgins?
>>735169280different proportions. shit like walfas is not TDM
>>735174218boring
Using Audino's head as a chin rest
>>735175168Uhhhmmmm like this? Duh!
>>735164786Now i'm me sad that such a thing like that even exists :(
>>735166598She's just goated like that
>>735178683You get used to it, there's a lot of Audino are like that because of people who only care about it as an EXP punching bag
>>735178831>Audino art like that*
>>735157498Goodra
>>735174218THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS THREADGET OUT!
>>735178831It was popular back when Black and White were new, but I think that genre of Audino art basically does not exist anymore at all.Personally, I liked the ones with the souls of hunted Audino taking their revenge. I thought they were a fun blend of edgy and cute.
>>735178831I like all audinos. pretty and cuddly, vengeful and wrathful, sliced and bleeding. anything's welcome
