>oh yeah this happened
and he wasn't even the biggest problem with the game
>>735109274He was actually by far my favorite squad member. All of the other ones were way more insufferable
>OWIE ZOWIE right in my Morph Ballswas this really nessecary?
>>735109274can't wait to play this cool character in Marathon
>>735109274Can't believe Nintendo pulled this shit on us.
>>735109274what was the thought process behind this?
>>735109274>*reddit face* look Sarge, she's doing the morph ballI fucking HATE millennial soiboy faggot writers.
>>735112589It was all Tanabe. He was obsessed with the Federation Force shit and this was his magnum opus with them.
>>735109274Didn’t people defend this character actually? Not sure how since they can’t even hide behind the shield of him being a woman as per the usual case.
>>735109274I actually forgot about this game. Hyped up for years just to end up like this.
>>735109274Was Ridley right behind him?
>>735113497Nintencultists would defend being made to crawl through sewer pipes if nintendo made them do it.
>>735113497I saw people say "he's just a tutorial character" or some shit and that the game would obviously get better after thatconsidering how little of anything else I've seen I'm guessing that wasn't the case
>>735109274>>735110196>LAYDEE, SEXY LAYDEE BUT I'M HOITING!Why did they feel this line was necessary?
>>735113812It was a lie, of course. He actually calls with increasing frequency as you progress through the game. After you've cleared the last dungeon any time you enter the desert for more than 30 seconds (which is every time because it takes several minutes to get anywhere) he calls and tells you "HEY SAMUS REMEMBER TO COLLECT GREEN ENERGY CRYSTALS, AND HAVE YOU FOUND ANY MECH PARTS OUT THERE YET? TRY LOOKING PLACES YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED YET" Every single fucking time you enter the desert.
>>735109274>YEAH BABY!
>>735109274>Federation Force>thisI remember you motherfuckers wishing for more GFed-centric Metroid games. Which one of you retards touched the monkey paw?
>>735109274>microtransactions>paid online>and now, annoying expository charactersIt's all so tiresome. When will it end?
It's actually wholesome af yall just a bunch of haters with zero media literacy fr Metroid was dying for some fleshed out characters and prime 4 delivered in that department
>>735115979>af>yall>media literacy>frTrying way too hard
>>735115979almost got me, anon. lmao
>>735109274so win?
>>735115956When the costs become so great that even retarded whales can't sustain it.
so how many copies did this game end up selling
>>735116791All of them.
>>735113497The girl is actually more annoying than him but he's still not great.
>>735113812He actually bothers you more near the end of the game when you need the mech parts and energy crystals.
>>735109274I'm convinced that if you kept all his body language and incompetent mannerisms and just cut the dialogue then people would love him. The problem with millennial writing is the instinct to always have someone talking.
>>735112589>game made by americans>anon curses nintendo
>>735115979I don't really mind Samus being silent in this in theory... except like it shows in that first clip, the characters are constantly calling direct attention to her being silent, and joking about it like it's a weird character quirk, which changes it from>Oh this is just a product of narrative perspective, Samus is us, so we don't hear herto:>Oh no she's literally just staring at Armstrong while she's having a freakout.
>>735113350Consultants suggested it, then it tested well with focus groups made up of women and homosexuals (aka the modern audience).
>>735113497I read multiple reviews that were infuriated at the characters and design choices in this game.The trick is to read the ones with the lower scores, not the 9 or 10/10 reviews.
>>735109274friendly reminder that samus gets her birdussy violated everyday by his BWC
>>735117438Bro until they make a sequel he's presumed dead based on that weird ending.
When did the Brits forget how to speak fucking English??>OI A KNOIIF LADDYYjust STOP and learn how to talk without that accent
Rick Moranis looking ass
>japs had someone sign off on this shit>surrounded by yes men who agreed it was good, fellating the retarded jap supervisor's balls
>>735117241You stupid mother fucker. Who made the previous games? And who supervised them?
Jaded old fucks thread
>>735109274You can pretty much say this about the entirety of MP4.What a nothing game that turned out to be.
>>735118549Not the same people who made the previous Prime games.
>>735109274That applies to the whole game. For something that people have been begging for since the mid 2000s, this sure came and went.
the more i look at photos of tanabe the more i realize the nerdy faggot is him
>>735117438Wrong, dumb namefag
>>735109274what a mistake
>>735109274focus S
>>735118681See you in 2043 for metroid prime 5: Phil's revenge!
>>735109274>>735115979>all the other NPCs' helmets look normal and pretty badass>this asshole's helmet has built-in goofy nerd glasses and a silly mouth bumpTanabe needs to be strung up by his balls and beaten with the limbs of a Sandbox tree.
>>735109274Jews killed Metroid and NintendoAnother well poisoned
>>735122491wtf I love Jews now
>>735122491Man, those people are all-powerful and unstoppable.
>>735115956when people stop buying their shit
>>735122217All the other helmets are foreskin helmets as well.
>>735113874>I'M RIDICALICULOUS>LIKE A BOOGER I WON'T LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE AND CONTACT YOU AND REQUIRE YOU TO RETURN TO ME WHEN YOU WANT CERTAIN UPGRADESA little on the nose, Retro...
>>735109274PERISH
>>735118681What is with these sequels with their nonsensical titles (in addition to the nonsensical stories)?>METROID PRIME 4: BEYONDBeyond what? Beyond where? Beyond who?>RESIDENT EVIL: REQUIEMA requiem for whom? For the franchise?Also both games have pathetic, gay retard, autistic nerd characters in them. Did (((consulting companies))) advise with RE9 too??
>>735123117You look at this >>735123263 and tell me their helmets look anything in the way of bad as his.
>>735123629>Beyond what? Beyond where? Beyond who?https://youtu.be/bEtXR4789so
