Butt BreedmanUniquely genome enhanced to store extra nutrition in gluteofemoral fat, taking advantage of ancestrally evolved female reproductive system metabolism. However, instead of acting as a nutrient pool for a baby, the sugar, omega 3 and other beneficial fatty acids are diverted to the brain, with non pleiotropic acetylcholine analogues which have no impact on vasoconstriction constantly supplying it with neurotrophic enhancement for maximum focus over extremely long periods of time.
>>735118669zaymn
>>735118669But if it's a woman why is she called man?
>>735118669Fideo GaymanGuy who controls his robots like a videogameAnd you get a 10 minute codec call about how F and H are interchangeable in japanese and what would be the implications of that
having jiggle physics in video games makes sense. why would you make environments as realistic as possible and then ignore the human aspect
>>735120368Actually scratch that, it's too good a pun for the 'Jima
Pinwheel GomezPale skinned man with long hair, he's grumpy and sad about the state of the world. He controls people's minds with a holographic saxophone and has long monologues about how he doesn't want to do this but he has to and he has a single tear rolling down his cheek.
Hack FraudmanOne of two pieces of the legendary soldier "Metal Trilogy," representing the Animus of Pride. He has access to unlimited energy but is unable to direct it without his second lost half, Wright Goodman, who represents the Anima of Restraint. Because Wright Goodman is hidden from the world due to the enormity of Hack Fraudman's labors, it is probable that the two will never again reunite. Indeed, Hack Fraudman may be the reason that Wright Goodman vanished... The legendary event, "Second Metal," was largely attributed solely to Hack Fraudman. In reality, he was only able to channel his energy due to the influence of Wright Goodman, enabling them to present the true entity: Twin Snakeman. It is in pursuit of the legendary heroism of Twin Snakeman that the world uplifts Hack Fraudman, not knowing that his destructive impulses will only run wild without Wright Goodman. Even after his exile to Outer Homos, Hack Fraudman claims the prestige of Twin Snakeman alone... Knowing that all that awaits him is oblivion. Can he come to believe the lie, and take up the name of his forbidden second half: Wright Goodman?
>>735118669>cellulite
>>735120881As someone who never played Metal Gear Solid, are you saying that Kojima was only good because of someone else writing with him, and that people don't really like Metal Gear Solid as a series, they just like Twin Snakes? I suddenly understand Kojima a lot better, holy fuck
>>735120881>outer homos10/10
>>735118669Butt
>>735118669Do women not have the urge to just shove faces into their meaty ass cheeks? Seems like they’re only after men that will prioritize fucking their pussies and will look down on any man that wants their face sat on by them
>>735120620 You kidding? That’s exactly why he’d use it. He’d spend 40 minutes in a dimly lit room explaining that “Fideo” represents the fragility of noodles in a post-war society while a model scans your face to unlock a ladder.Too good a pun just means he’d triple down and add a 90-minute cutscene about consonant displacement.
>>735118847What game?
>shell out for the jiggle physics>skimp on the helicopter physics
>>735124327modded monster hunter rise
