You just got isekai'd into the last game you played! how fucked are you?
It's just a Japanese mahjong parlor
>Dungeon Crawl Stone SoupWell maybe if i can find three Scrolls of Acquirement in the second fucking floor like in my previous run i could still work something out
>nethack>I barely know how to play
>>735119630What the fuck is that thing
>>735119972A man wearing a balaclava.
I'm in hell thanks...
>>735119630Oh no how terriblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kkO7koqMg
>>735119630DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Baldur's Gate 3Do I show up in Baldur's Gate itself or specifically where my party was in the Underdark? Or could I just pop in off in some random far-flung place on Toril?
>>735119630>Darkest DungeonI am so fucking gone man
>>735119972A dud!
>UmamusumeSince I probably wouldn't end up as a trainer, I don't think much would change.
> Hollow Knight: SilksongErm, does that mean I'm a giant and can one shot everything, including GMS?If I'm bug size, I guess I have to figure out how to get to Bellhart and just chill there.
>>735120280Can't you just leave assuming you are the player character?
If logging in counts it’s Umamusume which would be a pretty neat life If you have to have done something besides pull on a banner it’s GFL2 which unless I’m in some comfy green zone area would fucking suck dicks. At least there’s cute dolls that exist
I was playing gungame with respawns, so I'm probably OKvanilla id give myself maybe 20% chance of making it
>>735119630>kenshiShit
>>735119674Yes but I'm you're opponent.
>>735120734>he is the Heir and leaves>the world ends sooner because the Heart's inevitable reawakening wasn't delayedit's a lose-lose for him
>>735119630>Uma MusumeYep, I am having sex with Goldship.
>>735119630>>octopath traveleri love this place there are like 20 fucking niggas that can kill god so there's no need for me to worry
>>735120734I guess I can simply ignore the horrors beyond my comprehension. Not the worst idea I've ever heard.>>735120925Nevermind.
>>735119630>Fallout 4>game crashes and I cease to existDamn it
>my extremely casual minecraft cobblemon modpackprobably happier than my real life as long as my friends i'm playing with are there too
>>735119630>Shinobi 3As long as I steer clear of Neo Zeed surviving shouldn’t be too difficult, but I’m fucked in the long run if Joe isn’t also around to stop them when they try to take over the world with that floating fortress the last level takes place in
>>735120280>>735120734Is the entire world of DD FUCKED or is it entirely localized
>>735121060You're in the game so if you aren't Joe you are one of his minions and you only exist where the screen shows
>FGOnot fucked at all, happy even
>>735121182Joe doesn’t have any minions, what do you mean?
I'm in for a bit of a headache but overall it'd be a big relief
>Poppy Playtime Chapter 5All I gotta do is compliment Lily and I'll have a strong doll wife who will defend me from the horrors, easy.
>>735121261I forgot to say Trickcalthe game is Trickcal
>>735119630>literally just a rape h-gamei'd be fine
>>735119630>PalworldSomething is getting fucked, and I will be directly involved
>>735119630>WoWI can probably just hang out in Stormwind and be fine unless a dev decides to turn me black or make me a troon. Scoot down to the Lion's Pride Inn now and then for some fun...
Squaddalah, I'm fucked.
>>735121140in the grand scheme? everyone's fucked even if you "win" and the rest of the protag's existence is living a tortured and haunted "life" in that cursed Hamlet knowing that Ruin Has Come To Our Family (Of Man)in the very immediate? most of the real fucked shit is going down at the Hamlet but it's still a grimdark world and there's still cults and war and the corrupt church and all that stuff to deal with
>>735119630>reanimaljust kill me now.
>>735121449Claire or jill?
>PokopiaGreat as long as I don't run into exactly volcanion.
>starting hours of FF1 on the NESHonestly I'd just be Thief tier and still live
>Conquest of Elysium 5Well, I'm extremely fucked.
>rimworldMy all female colony will keep me safe and I'll just devmode any bullshit out.
>>735119630>FortniteWell at least things will stay interesting
>>735121732Haha, what if you broke the seven seals thoughYou know, as a joke
>Uma MusumeSo paradise. Even if I do not interact with the umas, this Earth has Robot, Hologram, and VR tech that equal to Star Trek.
>fortniteMight be fun
>koikatsumuch fuck
>peglintime 4 balls
>>735119630Not too bad. I guess I'll be Ness' pack mule.
>Expert mode TerrariaUh, do I get to respawn or am I forced to do a hardcore run?If I get to respawn then hell yeah, I'm just playing ranger or mage.If I don't then I just get a bow, build an underground bunker and just never leave.
>>735121862It'd be nice if I could live that long just to see the world end with me out of spite but my ass is going to die to the first man-eating deer that I wander into.
>>735119630>gmodWtf does this mean for me
>Pirates Vikings and Knights 2time to flirt with the ladies
>>735122215get RDMed, kid
>>735119630>final fantasy xivGreat, the scions will drop everything and devote it all to sending me back home. Even if id rather stay there. How do I use this to my advantage? I assume I arrive at the current state of affairs.
>>735119630>Shining Force 3I'm a veteran of SRPG games so even if I strictly take a strategist role I'm golden.
>>735119972a sea cucumber with two eyes
>>735119972I remember, anon
>>735119630>Donkey Kong BananzaHow does the insides of an Eelevator feel like?
I got resident evil rev 1. i'll try to fuck jill and rachel also i think i could survive.
>Toxic CommandoMi fugged, frens. : (
>>735119630I'll have exactly one chance to do a cool flip before I fall into the void
>>735119630>Clair Obscur Expedition 33Guess I'll die.
>>735120423
>ready or notFine, I'm not American>ready or not but i'm the player characteraw FUCK
>Spess Mahreen 2Assfucked and turned into goop by a Tyranid instantly
>>735119630>Jack-o-nine-tailsWell, fuck.
>>735119630>Insurgency SandstormNothing changesThe average gas price is 3.75
>>735119630>VaM while dicking a thick nerdy bitch in space
>>735119972Hamster's husbando
>moba Well, considering that the characters' voice lines indicate that they seem to be familiar with the fact that they respawn, I'm not concerned about permadeath.
>>735119630>shiren the wandererI will abuse paralysis staffs on unsuspecting maidens in the tower, but thankfully revival is possible
>OOTP27Not bad. Everything is exceeding expectations so probably doing great even
>>735119630>Cave StoryMy only hope would be to throw the story off the rails as soon as I can, but I imagine Misery would toss any human she finds into the plantation
>>735119630>stalkeram i in the zone or not?if not, well, nothing changes in the grand scheme of things. if i am, then depends on what part of the zone and when. i assume the military might be a little more loyal to a foreign citizen if i'll just turn myself in and come up with a plausible explanation of how i got there, and they'll probably just deport me back
>>735119630>psp f1 2009lmao, I'll just eau rouge no hands
>>735119630fuck I knew I shouldn't have played this shit right after Animal Crossing
>>735124765This seems pretty easy desu.
not looking good anons
>>735119630> Battle Network 3I'm both fine and thoroughly fucked
It's fine I can just stay in the comfy city-ship rather than trying to throw hands with space satan.
>>735120235Its isekai. So you appear in the forest nekkid with a gobbo behind you.
>vrchatlooks like i can finally become the little girlmy homeworld has supercars in it too
>>735119630>PMD explorers of skyquite fucked>humans are easy marks for pokemon. even something as innocuous as a caterpie can mortally wound you>end of the world is coming>no bathrooms or showers or electricity
Dengeki Bunko: Fighting Climax Ignition. Surrounded by beautiful waifus but they are all wanting to kick my ass.
>>735119630>New Vegas Im a decent shot , grew up doing some hunting, a trained EMT, and do a lot of /out/ stuff so id unrioncally do alright. Even know how to reload bullets because my uncle taught me. Id probably work for the Crimson Caravan Company as a guard and hopefully dont git got by raiders , or possibly I could work for the Followers with my medical knowledge assisting the doctors
Monster Hunter. Everything should be OK as long as I become an NPC and find some menial job instead of trying to go about hunting myself.
>>735119630>nioh 2guess i'll find the hottest yokai and die happily
I'm going to marry Virginia
>>735119630>Gates of Hell: OstfrontI'm gonna die like a bitch but at least I can draw funny squiggles in a socially appropriate context
>KenshiI’m fucked. At least I’m a white guy who can just work in the holy nation, if I was anything else I’d be super fucked.
>>735126467Not even close to the hottest one.
>TunicSeems cute at first hand but I'm sure I am fucked.>>735126734Kita sexo
>>735119630>God Eater 2100% fucked. Normal human? Fucked. God Eater? Fucked. A special type of God Eater? Fucked. No matter what I would be fucked.
bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh
>>735119630>PirahusDepends on where I start, but overall? Pretty fucked.
>>735120734If he's the Heir, then the world dies if he leaves when the Thing awakens and explodes the planet. If he isn't the Heir, then he's still possibly trapped in the implied temporal loop the Heart has the Estate trapped in. And even if he does manage to get out, he's a normal modern man in a medieval hodgepodge fantasy setting where brigands, crazed fanatics, demonic cults, and a number of other loonies exist so he probably still dies horribly. And if he manages to somehow survive past all of that, then he gets fucked regardless since DD2 happens sometime later due to the Protege being a fuck.
>WotRhopefully I get to be a cute fox person
>>735119630Tenants Of The Dead IM GONNA HAVE FUN BOYS
>>735119630>inFamousI either die in the Raysphere explosion, get killed by Reapers, or become one only to get fried by Cole at some point... It's a bad deal no matter where and when I get plopped into the game.
>Blue Archivevery fucked, raped even
>>735119630>Kirby's return to dreamlandComfy times ahead with the occasional world-ending eldritch horror popping up once in a while
>>735119630>Chrono Ark>I'm the human in the cryopodI pray that I can get adjusted to all of the inevitable hard work waiting for me>I'm the digital clone trapped in the looping simulationAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Dominions 6welp time to die
>Magikarp JumpI will be the best Magikarp Trainer that ever lived
>Prince of Persia: Sands of TimeEither I'm a sand zombie or fuckall happens because of a timeline change
>>735119630>over the top ww1well if my great gramps made it through, maybe?
>Nioh 3Mmm…wet nurse Fuku
FUCK
>Crusader Kings 3If I'm getting sent to my rebuilt ancient egyptian kingdom, that's not bad since it's a mostly peacefully run place. But I'm staying the fuck away from the southern coast since those fags from Yemen won't stop declaring war.
>>735124567>stalker>literally just leave the zone and continue life as normalnot too bad, but>turn myself in>in ukraine>the #1 most corrupt country in europeyour asshole, wallet, and skull will not survive. If you go out the belarus side you will probably be disappeared into kgb prison or shallow grave
>I'm taking a vacation on Besaid Isle.Ahh...paradise.
>>735119630>Warhammer 3 Repanse campaignDie of thirst attrition
> guild wars factionsPresuming someone else acts as the player and saves the world, it's not too bad
>>735119630assuming i'm not mind controlled by giygas the strength of everything in this game is all over the place but i think i would be fine as long as i stay away from the north.
>>735128704>frenchi'm sorry for your loss
>pokopiaI feel like they would treat me like a king
>>735119630>Pokemon Heart GoldLiterally not a single downside. I get to live in the Pokemon world and in the not-Japan region on top of that. I couldn't be happier.
>lord of the rings onlineActually pretty good, considering I'd just hide in Bree, avoid the Prancing Pony and wait for the Fellowship to do their thing.
>>735119630i lived in Detroit before so I'm sure I can survive a week in Super Detroit
>>735119630>Dawn of War Soulstorm.>Imperial Guard.I'm mega-fucked.
>>735119630>Six Ages: Ride like the WindWelp, if I dont get lynched as an outsider, I either starve to death or go full steppe nomad
>>735119630>Pokemon FireRedChildhood dream come true desu
>>735119630>arknightsdepends if I get to be an operator or some rando npc>>>gachashit doesn't count>vivid worldaiiiieee lemuria save me
>>735119630>mario 3d world + bowser's furyi'll be fine
Gekokujo specificallyim absolutely fucked without question. I could try to become a bartender but the second I go outside, even at the wrong time at night I am getting my head chopped off by a death squad.
>>735119630>pokemon master sexyeah I'm thinking I'm going to be o-kay until the game EOS in a few years
>DeltaruneConsidering the whole dark prophecy shit, pretty fucked i guess. Although it'd be really awesome before things go to shit so i'm not really complaining
>>735119630Firiona Vie is going to be the one that gets fucked.
>>735129242I heard some samurai decided to test their blade on random peasants or just rob them so that is another thing to worry about.
Probably an ELID zombie waiting for a hot battle robot to put me out of my misery.
>>735119630>Path of the Righteous I'm completely fucked unless my Character shows up and save the world
>>735119630>Hyperdimension Neptunia (original)I foresee three possibilities: getting shot by Neptune, Iffy kicking the crap outta me, or Compa giving me the dose with her giant syringe thanks doc
>Baldur's Gate 3Fucked senseless by every sentient and nonsentient living or dead being in multiple planes of existence
>Divinity 2 Guess I'm Godwoken now.
>>735127821You could get powers... maybe.
>>735119630>RE4 remakeGonna get dommed by Ada, fuck yeah.
>>735119630>Binding of IsaacIf I'm just in his universe then nothing at all chamges, the story is about an abused child's dying imagination. But if I'm IN Isaac imagination like the gameplay I'm so fucked.
>>735120097A closeup of Ninja Brian from StarBomb.
>>735119630https://youtu.be/1iTyVoet9w0probably get shot in the neck via poison crossbow bolt and die
>>735119630>Don't Starve Together
>>735119630Elden Ring, I'm fucked unless I have grace to revive me.
>>735119630So I get to be an immortal furry with godlike powers and a gigantic dragonhorse dong and gigantic bahongaladonglas and a juicy well traveled permanently gaped hoo hoo, nice, I can work with this! xD
>>735119630>White KnuckleI'm 5'7, 230lbs and can barely pull my own weight, absolutely 300% gigafucked.I wouldn't have to worry about monsters and the like eviscerating me since I wouldn't be able to climb past the first three rooms and melt into a sweaty heap.
>>735129047They say the bird remains there to this day, refusing to die
>>735119972my peanus weanus of course :)
>System Shockgrim
>>735131513oof.
>>735126286Cazadored
>Nioh 1Depends on if I have a spirit guardian or not, all I know is is want to fuck the wizard girl
>UnderrailFuck me, man.
>>735131781lmao based
>thief
>>735129446Technically they could kill peasants who offended them but they were immediately held trial and if the judge thought the reason was unjust you would get executed so it almost never happened (I don't remember the exact numbers but it was under a hundred)Then there were organized crime gangs who did test blades on peasantsAs always, pop history based on misunderstanding just like how knights couldn't move in plate armor and had to be craned on horseback
>Pokemon leaf greenNice
>RJ233706
>>735127698
>ways of alchemyliving as an exiled peasant in medieval times is already plenty bad, now i got to worry about fuckon spirit stealing my shit, im probably too tarded to do potions
>>735132567>>735129446Why do people think peasants were slaves, depends on the when and where but a lot of times they were self-governed and armed and the ruling class had to be careful or face peasant uprisings. The images of supposed feudal pyramids they used in school textbooks were a mistake
>>735132892nigga i want internet, working shitter and not having to worry about dying from a cold
>>735119630>Pokemon Black 2America, FUCK YEAH
>>735119630>you just got isekai'd into the last game you played! god I wish
>>735119630>Deus ExIt's just a crappier version of our world. If this before or after I completed it? The difference is MJ12 control of Europe or some former government agent becoming a benevolent AI god emperor.
>>735133540Ok but the amount of retarded shit people believe about premodern history is insaneThanks Hollywood, Reddit and TikTok
>>735119630well shit
>>735120423https://youtu.be/fHPysRp8FWg
>>735119630>KoikatsuHopefully very fucked. If it's my own setting in the scene creator I get to live in some 90's anime inspired cyberpunk world. Otherwise I'm in a school setting with a bunch of women made to appeal to me directly. I win either way.
>>735119630>Inazuma 11: Victory roadhuh not bad actually. I get to be a football god and summon Keishins and flirt with my wife and have a cute school romance going.thanks OP
>>735119630Monster Hunter Portable 3rd>how fucked are you?Very and not in the good way since I'm horribly out of shape and don't speak Japanese (or the game's universe language). Also, there's large dangerous creatures and stuff.
>>735119630>Bravely Defaultbrb powerleveling knight and freelancer for memes
>>735119630Second Life, and if that doesn't count, 7 days to die, so either fucked by zombies or fucked by furrys
>>735119630>Mahjong soul>>735119674>>735120863Not the worst life for us 3. One Han City seems comfy.
>>735119630>Mario VS Donkey KongDo I get employment at Mario's toy factory at least?
>stellar blade Would eve sit on my face?
Just kill me bros.
>>735119630RE9, I will simply kidnap grave and Emily and escape to some random abandoned umbrella bunker to enjoy the end of the world
>>735134320Enjoy Leon killing you.
>>735119630>Monster Hunter Stories 3Not sure if I'll have what it takes to become a Hunter or Rider since they're practically super human, I'd probably just become an NPC who's village got attacked by a monster or something.
>>735119630>xenoblade xliving the dream
>>735119630>Door Kickers 2So its the worst parts of Iraq and Afghanistan combined
>>735119630>Romancing Saga 2So even if I can handle the combat and not die in it I'm still guaranteed death by timeskips.
Delta V Rings of SaturnShe'll be right, time to dive.
>Assassin's Creed Unityvery much so, i could try to join the assassins but i'm shit at parkour and templars are kikes so i wont join them either. i'd probably get killed by an extremist while trying to escape Paris.
>>735119630got isekai'd to the pokemon world, I'm ready to have the best comfy life, have adventures with my bros and fuck a lot of colorful women and slutty monsters
>>735119630>tf2I actually dont know what to think.
>>735134227>bro gets isekai'd>First thought is seeking wagecage within itGrim
>nuclear thronejust fuck my shit upodd that roguelikes always have some of the most fuked up settings
Papers PleaseI'm going to the fucking gulag bros, I'm too retarded for all this paperwork
>>735119630>Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon(demo)I'm getting the plague, if I manage to live long enough
