Some snapshots of their libraries and games, rate their selection of games
>>735119783kino tastebest korea best taste
Norks are playing Hades
>>735119783>No JRPGSad
>>735119783Why are Koreans so fucking crazy? They have two countries, and they're both fucking nuts.
>>735119783>CoDWhat the fuck? Are they playing modded versions where every mention of America is replaced with North Korea?
>>735119783Wait, why is North Korea playing "pig American" video games? I thought their gov despises the US?
>>735119783I wonder why Fifa 11 when the other games are all relatively new
Is North Korea the bad one or the good one?
>>735119938Last of US opens with a disclaimer >This is not fiction
what is it with koreans and starcraft, first south now north
>>735119965Korea hasn't gotten an actual fifa release in yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears. EA partnered with nexon and runs "Fifa Online" (I think they're on 5 now?) which is just the FUT mode with gacha cranked up to 50.
>>735119919>>735119938Nobody hates America. THEY just use America hate as a means to control their own plebs and distract from internal/domestic problems.
>>735120084hit post too fastif it wasn't obvious, worst korea blocks NK IPs so they're not able to access, so they still play fifa 11 as it's the last one that dedicated people play. It even has a modding scene.
>>735119783not a single good game there
>even best korea can't escape RGB fag lightingKimbros...
>>735119938>>735119919Your average black, indian and Mexican in America hate America more than most north Koreans soldiers ever did.
>>735120146Kimmies just buy what's cheap, and cheap shit is gamer'd the fuck up.
>>735120079What Battlefield is this? 3/4?
>>735120146it's mostly hardware from china that didn't sell. china GPUs and CPUs and ram, etc.
Why? Who thought this is good idea?
>>735119783They should play Mercenaries
>>735120220The US killed nearly a million North Koreans, like 40% of its population in the war, divided the country even though it should've been one under the real legitimate government, and destroyed 80% of North Korea's infrastructure. Norks definitely hate the US on a visceral, bone-deep level.
>>735119783North Koreans playing Crysis tickles me.
>>735120090I'm pretty sure Canada's entire culture is "We're not the US, fuck Americans, but pls defend us". lol
>>735119783>CoDThat's actual American propaganda, why are they allowed to play that unless they modded it lmao.
>>735119783>>735119847How are they playing Dota 2? That game is 100% online, and almost nobody in North Korea is allowed to access the Internet.
>>735120321>squash those provokersBut, didn't they attack South Korea first? lol
>>735120120>>735120084interesting, thanks anon
>>735120395Couldn't they play it internally?
>>735120279QOL has been improving meteorically in North Korea lately with all the economic development and projects. I think the North Koreans think now is a good time to loosen up the turbo-isolationist policy and slowly reconnect their population with the rest of the global media, in a tightly controlled manner. It's important to create a generation of youth who are not detached from reality to build up the country in the future.
>>735119783>>735119847How does this even work? Do they have their own exclusive Nork servers? Is Dota in that second pic some sort of custom version they stole?
>>735120321>Norks definitely hate the US on a visceral, bone-deep level.Yet North Koreans will go through hell to cross to american occupied south Korea. Wasn't it 2 years ago when a north Korean soldier escaped to the south with a jeep?
>>735120395They have their own intranet, like China.It's really fascinating to me that they probably had a group of SW devs mod the hell out of these games and bootleg them for Nork intranet gaming.
>>735119783All western games. Do they really hate the Japanese that much?
>>735120489>Yet North Koreans will go through hell to cross to american occupied south Korea. Wasn't it 2 years ago when a north Korean soldier escaped to the south with a jeep?I feel bad for those guys. They escape one hell, to enter another country that is a different type of hell.
>>735120567China and N/S Korea's hate boner for Japan is funny.
>>735120652>noooo how dare you modernize us we're going to call it the rape because you raped us you raped our little sensitive chinky holes ooooooooooh your cum modernized us japan and brought us out of literal mud huts we're the raped nations of Asia, China no.1 in being RAPED we got RAPED hard by Japan!!! Our nanjingies got nanRAPIED!!!!But really why are they like this?
>>735119783>kino>movieslop>movieslop>ballslop>kino>kino>KINO>better than 6 at least>expected>also expected>wtf?>shit>VERY expected>movieslop>expected>KINO>kino>slop>SLOP>Crysis 2 and 3, but not 1?>overrated dogshit>kino>slopKinda shit taste desu, with a few gems
>>735120567>>735120652Japan is superior so it makes sense
>>735119783I bet those are pirated.
>>735120784BASED
>>735120784>north korea is going to start cracking denuvo games for their cyber cafelol
>>735120723For real though, wtf? I forgot this shit existed
>>735120735You realize without usa protection japan would be nothing right? I just think weeebs need to know that.
>>735120784It's literally a decades old tradition in North Korea to steal and pirate stuff from capitalist economies. It's completely morally justified since it's used for socialist construction.
>>735120909>330.000 bucks per volvohow?
>>735121181That must surely account for inflation... right?
>>735119783how many times are you gonna make this thread?
>>735119783SOVL
>>735121181Interest.
>>735121242did it get posted before? never seen it, don't check /v/ all that much these days.
>>735121325why the hell are you pretending this isnt you?
>>735121181The deal included a whole bunch of industrial and mining equipment.
when will they make black myth kimjong?
>>735119783>The Last of Us Kim's gonna start another war with the US after he plays the sequel
>>735120723>but not 1?Hmm...
>>735119783weird, I thought it would all be N Korean Propaganda games. Unless they heavility edit and rewrite the games
>>735119783Why would they have American military propaganda franchise Gun FIFA in there?
>>735120365To be fair, it may be in English, so the propaganda aspect may be lost on them.Castro taught people to read so he could brainwash them.
>>735120489>>735120583https://thediplomat.com/2014/10/north-korea-defectors-and-their-skeptics/
>>735123742Go move there, tankie.
>>735123864>Woke slurBack to Breadtube
>>735122876kek
Surprised this one isn't on there
>>735123742That is an AWFUL world map
>>735120395Used to be some elite types had access to the internet-writ-large.
>>735119783>cowadoody>battlefield>medal of honor>far cry american edition>crysis>Red alert 3Damn they allow pro american vidya now?
>>735120890it's a funny as fuck choice too
>>735125031Red Alert 3 is probably allowed because it paints the Japanese in the most 'imperialist nutjobs' framing possible.
>>735120902It would be an actual country instead of a ticking bomb.
>>735120345As long as the maple syrup keeps flowing, it's all good.
>>735119783Wow those games will corrupt people with their western messages and moralsBig mistake
>>735123742I like how the map is altered from the norm to show Korea in the center.
>>735125783All Asians do that.
>>735119847Is nobody pointing out that's Chinese text?
>>735119884>Why are Koreans so fucking crazy? They have two countries, and they're both fucking nutsToo much dog meat.
>>735123742They might have English chippies over in NK, but they dont get many customers
>>735120090DPRK has an entire month dedicated to their hatred of the American regime, ending on Victory Day when they celebrate winning the Korean war
North Korea not already having a Starcraft team just to BTFO the South Koreans is annoyingWhat the fuck have you been doing all this time
>>735120450probably playing on russian pirate servers
>>735119783>lan cafe>all pirated games>$2 an hourvery based, makes me nastolgic for library and it class cod and starcraft lan matches.
>>735129123a lot of games are sold in "asia" in japanese or chinese where they might provide an english manual but that's about as far as localisation gets. i suspect they're probably just using the chinese version here because they couldn't find a korean version on the torrent sites
>>735119783No Korean chess? That's hardly plausible.
>>735120909Assumedly they paid for these Ford Transits at least.
>>735120445cracked versions were probably being smuggled on micro SD cards anyway, just like movies.
>>735120859please let this timeline be real oh please oh pleaseif norks crack warhammer 3 and all the DLC I'll hang a portrait of Kim on my wall
>>735120445So they finally realized keeping them selves isolated from the rest of the world was a bad idea?Now if only they could stop all those crimes against humanity on their own people
>>735130881speaking pragmatically, the isolation was a good thing. It preserved the Nork regime from a color revolution.
>>735119884They got so butthurt over japanese occupation they began to worship the west, it drove them insane in every possible direction. Endless Christian cults, dystopian hyper capitalism, dumb fuck communism, everyone gets plastic surgery to appear more white, extreme third wave feminism, hyper chud incels who piss themselves over hand signals. They wanted to be western and they couldn't handle any of it.
>>735119998The best one
>>735120001kek
>>735119884One is an authoritarian hellhole ruled by a military junta since WW2The other is an authoritarian hellhole ruled by a foreign and sometimes local military junta since WW2
>>735131045>It preserved the Nork regime from a color revolutionFor now.
>>735119783mankind divided instead of human revolution?i hope they didn't play mankind divided erroneously thinking that it was human revolution...
>>735120719they love rape and they hate that their oneitis japan doesn't care about them enough to rape them anymore
>>735131045>from a color revolution.Countries with nukes are harder for the USA and western vultures to tackle. That's why Iran's leadership was dumb for not letting the country have nukes. Look what it happened now.
>>735123742I like how the State Department is not even trying anymore. Must be all the DEI and DOGE budget cuts.
>>735133845The US defeated the nuclear armed Soviet Bloc through color revolutions, so on the contrary; it's the best tool to weaponize against people you can't defeat militarily, since it's ideological. It was being leveraged against Iran too with all those protests, and was historically leveraged against Iraq, Libya and Syria. North Korea isolated its population from the rest of the world very forcefully probably for this very reason.
>>735119783>malaria simulatorlol Someone taught them wrong as a joke
>>735119783that's strange. all of these games have satanic western values that corrupt the brains of youth.
>>735119783>PC bangWhat? You mean a cyber cafe?
>>735137273They do gangbangs after gaming sessions
>>735119783>Screenshot 2026-03-17.jpg>2025.10.29hey what gives?
>>735120321And yet, Sourh kore doest hate the Yanks and is thriving.
>>735119783>C&C3 Kek holy based.
