>*rekts your casual ass in cod*
>>735126751>no sticky autoaimactually impressive
>>735126751Retarded of him not to strafe while shooting considering nu cod rotational aim assist
>>735126751I bet he gives the best head you've ever had.
imagine the blowjobs
No way fag
But can he do this?
no gamer den?
>>735127207>uses left hand when the image shows the right handHe had one fucking job
Man. I have a legit fear of losing a hand or having one with limited control or something. I play too much vidya and board games and stuff. If I ever lose mobility enough that I can't play Monster Hunter I might just check out. I'd lose both legs rather than one thumb.
>>735127207>No blowjob machine>Bright room with floor to ceiling windoes letting in way too much lightNot comfy.
>>735127663Because your generation has had a single control scheme from birth you won't know this, but it's actually relatively easy to adapt to new ways of manipulating things.
>>735126835That shit makes no sense for bjs. Seems more suited for cunni/analingus
>>735126751This dude sucks at gaming...
>>735127960cunnilingus and analingus have got to be the fucking least sexy sexual words created
>>735127663enter
>>735126751Bro must have the strongest neck and jaw in the world.
>>735126751imagine getting killed by a nigga playing via dick sucking motions, unreal
>>735131084>unrealThat's clearly Call of Duty, doe.
>>735127207this must go hard if you're indian
>>735130805Didn't the guy that got implanted die?
>>735126751mad respect
>>735127036it looks fake af
>>735131494no
>>735131659https://youtu.be/qMNxkQXwykA?is=iQfr-NtelIxn4NJs>>735131084Tongue
>>735131953This rat could get further than me in FF13
>>735126751Look at him go
>>735127207Imagine if video games were actually good enough to justify shit like this.
>>735126751
>>735132238All that nonsense to play some fucking LoL and guaranteed not have fun
>>735127207Way too bright and looks cold.
>>735127960Analingus just seems unpleasant for everyone involved
>>735133365Given analingus. Had a good time. Learn to wash your ass, I guess.
>>735127207>how can I prove I am a Real Gamer(tm)>I'll put Mario on the wall
>>735130805The mark of the beast? No, thanks.https://youtu.be/bnNFmQhigq4Revelation 13:11-13 KJVAnd I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
>>735126751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NYFRlNg4gQ
>>735134170And since we have established that Elon is the second beast(the false prophet), we must also discuss the first beast Donald.https://twitter.com/DonnieDarkened/status/1527804590967619585https://youtu.be/6MwNkUOuCJU?si=JV9qvWoR0iyTNOP8https://youtu.be/6wG-skiCcCY?si=OVQETGhE434tK18Nhttps://rumble.com/v3e03qh-you-wont-believe-what-elon-musk-nanny-has-to-say-about-him.html If twitter link brakes:https://youtu.be/P28atO6i--8?si=yJi2-dsmor90qjgz&t=4313
>>735126751I bet he gives great sloppy
>>735126751bro i would be so fucking sad i lost a hand and couldnt play vidya, meanwhile this nigga is playing with just his mouth.maybe im just a bitch
>>735134307>Resident Evil 9 (upside down 6)What about Resident Evil 6?
>>735126751cool now do it again without aim assist
>>735134427That came years ago, I've put it in honourable mentions for a reason. I'm talking about recent milestones from so called "independent" developers, but you and I know better.Ephesians 6:12King James Version12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
>>735126751Walking via tongue and pressing buttons via teeth? Doable. Broke my finger once and was surprised how well one hand can handle a controller with little training.
>>735130805Neuralink also has the value of 666 in greek gematria.
>>735134961The jannies might get rowdy so I recommend you save these then read.
>>735135004
>>735127207In the early 2000s I would have been jealous of this.
>>735134657>That came years agoSo it doesn't fit your theory.>but you and I know better.Do we really?
>>735134961Nwo, lol. That term gets constantly rebranded. 3 times in 10 years alone in eu strategic papers. Don't forget they are mostly cretins securing perks for their genes, nothing more.>666You think they really care? While it's true that most of them are sadist and pedophiles, there's no need to overvalue certain finds.
>>735134032>give me the first result for "mario wallpaper epic deviantart" please
>>735133463>t. gastrointestinal worms
>>735131494Haven't heard about him dying, but the implant migrated and had at least 85% signal loss, last I heard
>>735130805I wouldn't even put non-free software on my computer let alone my brain
>>735127207I'm sure this gamer setup is collecting dust while the person who made this spends all their time scrolling tiktok or whatever fag shit they do
>>735133463I own a bidet. However, your intestine has evolved to push shit towards your sphincter automatically. I'm not keen on the thought of an enema just to get a sloppy kiss up my ass.
>>735131084
If someone can become a top 1% player in Street Fighter (even when the games weren't dumbed down), playing using their literal face smushed against a regular controller, you can also play CoD, yes.R.I.P. Brolylegs
