what's the first thing you'd do if pokemons were real?
start dating Rosa (shes 30 years old now) and make babies with her
pet eevee
idk go brush my teeth or something
>>735139658>rape
Catch a sizzlipede because centiskorch is cool
>>735139658Get off the grid.
>>735139658Sex with eevee
>>735139658I would buy a bunch of gold and go do the missingno trick.
>>735139658find latias, find latias, find latias, find latias...and marry her
>>735140381i expected this to be the first post, knowing /v/
>>735139658Find an Audino partner to share the rest of my life with
>>735139658I would make pizza with Slugmas
>>735139658Gardevoir housewife
>>735144936They only appear to the pure of heart.
>>735139658Depends, do we also have the rest of the technology of that world and is it equally cheap? Basic poke balls are sold for the equivalent of two bucks or so in the Pokemon World.
>>735147958unless you have x-ray goggles
>>735139658Nothing would change
buy a bomb shelter, half these things are world endingly powerful and thats ignoring legendaries
>>735147958kidnap a child and marry latias when she comes to rescue her
>>735144936AND YOU FIND LATIASAND YOU FIND LATIASAND YOU FIND LATIAS
>>735139658eat one
>>735139658Probably make some Nth degree post-ironic shitpost on /v/ about it.
tame a butterfree for sleep powder and find lone trainers in the woods
>get a minccino to have a cute fluffy pal who keeps the place clean>get an eevee and respect its wishes on what it wants to evolve into>get a lopunny and fuck it
>>>/vp/
Embrace their potential for crime.
