why are steamies like this?
>>735140040What is he smelling?
>>735140087steamed deck
>>735140097At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
>>735140040smell-o-vision?
How is he gonna play games when screen is held against his chest?
>>735140087King Assripper's farts
>>735140384your nasal glands actually have secondary visual receptors that can be activated. its how blind people can still function pretty well
>>735141830Eh what?
Honestly, pound for pound, Steamies are more crazy than even tendies. Or they're equals, because both groups are batshit crazy.
>>735140087nice cock
>>735142035Tendie cope
>>735140087he's on reddit so it's going to be the gayest thing you can imagine
>>735142114I haven't played a nintendo game in close to 20 years (smash brawl). Faggot.
>>735142035Steamies don't need Nintendo Ninjas to assassinate their targets they do it themselves
>>735143057>I played a nintendo game at some point in my lifeTendie
>>735140087microplastics
>steam queen buys a Switch that can only run last gen games>somehow this is “elite gamer”Man there are people like drunkrazy using toasters to speedrun SM64 mods, this is just a consumer
>>735140040am i supposed to know what this is
>>735142035
Does it just direct the flow of the fans to go directly into his nose? What the FUCK is this OP we need a qrd NOW
Best way to milk the steam lolcows is to post Aqua. They are currently so mindbroken by Aqua they've been spamming Aquajeet memes in an effort to kill aqua posting for months only to end up reviving it. This water goddess never stops delivering.
>>735142035I have to agree with this. Snoys are really annoying but mostly they're just poorfags coping and having sourgrapes and the regular old corpo-fanboy faggotry. Steamies and tendies on the other hand, its like real actual cults where they dedicate their lives to these brands and become fully psychotic
>>735143241>furry stickerthat's all I need to know, filthy faggot must sleep in crusty bedsheets too
>>735140087'ick on 'eck cumstains
>>735143241>what? how?>babyfurry sticker
>>735141970It's true, I'm blind as can be but I read your post and wrote my response all via smell
