Come on, do something
We genuinely might not get a Direct until June at this rate, they just gave a date for Yoshi.
>>735142137What happens to Nintendo if they have next to nothing for the rest of the year, and GTA 6 launches in Nov?
>>735143725Tendies will wake up from their fantasy and the Switch 2 will end up like the Wii U, or they don't and Nintendo just keep collecting big bucks from people with simian-like intellect
both bananza and air riders by themselves are each higher quality than the entire ps4+ps5 library combinedanyone who hates the switch 2 doesn't fucking play video games
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>735144261>>735144279coooooooooooooooooooope
>>735144261Oh yeah, I'm definitely dropping $600 for an additional $120 for... two games? Fuck off, retard. I'm sticking with my 'eck.
>>735142137"Dear me, I was" got ported to PC recently.
>>735142137Not sure I wanna see what's coming, with how much more focused Nintendo is now with pandering to women and toddlers.
>>735144417>Posts a game that came out 2 years ago
>>735146663>he says while DLC for a three-year-old game is being billed as a major release for the Switch 2's library
>>735142137>Mario Kart>DK Bananza>Hyrule Warriors>Kirby>Mario Tennis>Pokopia>YoshiAll are decent to good games, meanwhile snoystation haven't had an exclusive since Bloodborne. What the fuck else do you want?
>>735146840>almost all spinoffs
>>735146896And? What does it matter if the game is good? Some of the best Mario games are spinoffs.
>>735146984>so what if it's kirby kart instead of kirby>so what if it's mario kart instead of mario>so what if it's zelda warriors instead of zelda>so what if it's mario tennis instead of mario
>>735146840>>735146896I also forgot to mention that's all in a span of a year, PLUS we're getting Bloodborne 2, new mainline Fire Emblem game, and a new mainline Pokemon
>>735142137quality > quantity
>>735147071My point doesn't even apply to just the Switch 2, I'm just talking in general. And that Kirby kart game is better than most kirby games, anyway.
>>735147094>bloodborne 2lol
>>735144261Maybe if you're 7 years old, sure.
I just love the levels of "doesn't count" that keeps happeningit's only 9 months and the seething is this bad
>>735146829Sad that they didn't put Remaster after the title?
>>>/vp/
>>735147393>doesn't countYou mean that shit you faggots have been doing to every other platform for a decade?
>>735147478Do you prefer Marathon or Concord?
>>735147519Do you prefer $80 Mario Kart or $80 TotK?
>but sony>but sony>but sony>but sony
>>735147519Concord, any day
>>735146663>PS5 got more 3D Mario's than switch 2
>>735147912inb4 "yeah well fuck those guys who want a 3d mario anyway", which has become a weirdly common defense for the switch 2
>>735147602Damn they're cheaper than the average PS5 game? Mario Kart World then.
>>735148002$80 is cheaper than $70?
>>735147912Donkey Kong Bananza already exists and it isn't just rehashed Mario with the Sony Graveyard crew of characters from dead franchises
>>735142137I thought this was loss for a split second
>>735148084Go to the PSN Store and show me what Resident Evil Requiem costs.
>>735142137There's a bunch of Switch1/2 games here that are not counted, which would make PS5 and XSX have 0 exclusives by this logic.
>>735143853Damn you must really like GTA, are you a nigger by any chance
>>735148163lmao
>>735144417Years of bitching about bing bing wahoo, turns out it's what you wanted to play all along that you get so happy with a mediocre one. But Genshin Impact exposed you a long time ago.
>>735148104dk is not a mario>b-butnintendo's word
Mama mia... itsá over..
Last night it got a software update to put Switch 1 games into TV mode on Switch 2's handheld
>>735148272And now you faggots pretend anyone who wants bing bing wahoo on switch 2 is a philistine for not being excited about faggot emblem instead
>>735148305Will the handheld screen get a software update to not be dogshit?
>>735148305that's what all the seething is about, thankswas wondering why they're so salty this morning
>>735148279Astroturf bot might be relevant some day.
>>735148396
>>735148446Only Nindians are excited about this shit
>>735148446that's a retarded stretch
>>735144261>>735142137
>>735148476kek!
The snoytranny woke up, it's been cool to talk about Switch 2 normally for a few hours.
>sony derangement syndrome thread #56743568
>>735148625yeah, the last switch 2 update 22.0 thread had genuine game talkit was nice
>>735144261LOL
>>735148736Yes it was kinda nice to see. Really shows how much of a massive deranged faggot he is.
>>735148736>genuine game talkyeah about old games lol
>>735142137>Hourly Sony seethe thread
>>735148956>Hourly tendie seethe post
>Always the same webmsNot subtle at all
nintendo fans make gamers look bad
Nintendo JUST released thousands of additional games FOR FREE. That’s right, Switch 2 now has the largest exclusive library of next gen games in a single FREE update that was TOTALLY FREE and cost NOTHING. So why would Nintendo need any other releases this year? We’re eatin’ good tendie bros.
Oh so this is why he’s so mad>>735146228He won’t be able to buy GTA6 in his shithole despite all the dickriding
>>735149171lol and to think he was shilling that game FOR FREE
>>735148212Not as much as I like other games
>>735149171>>735149226>Xhe's so mad that xhe started samefagging
>>735148324Besides the character on the front of the box, what meaningfully makes Bananza not a game in the Bing Bing Wahoo genre?
>>735149387The gameplay, dipshit
So what tipped off snoyschizo? Is it because he's poor and brown, and can't afford a Switch?
nindians fuming today
>>735149612Nindians are fuming everyday since they know us sony chads have sex
>>735149489Except the gameplay still has a ton of Odyssey DNA in it. DK might not control exactly like Mario, but he has plenty of movement techs which allow him to move about the world in skillful ways. It's still recognisably still in the same collectathon genre.
>>735146840All trash except Pokopia and maybe but unlikely Yoshi
>>735149559Switch 2 just got an update to play Switch 1 games in docked mode, but in handheld resolution.
>>735149784Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts was " still in the same collectathon genre" as the previous games. That doesn't mean much. also way to out yourself as a third-worlder shill
>>735150042>also way to out yourself as a third-worlder shillPlayed your hand a bit too hard with this bit, bait-kun.
>>735150562It's your vernacular. There's your hint.
Nintendo has fallen. The Switch 2 is PS4-tier.The console wars are over and PCGODS won.
>>735144417>astroflopyou didn't even play the game you're shilling
>>735151793and you guys don't own switch 2s
>>735148501https://www.reddit.com/r/fucknintendo/comments/1rwa8rl/oh_but_i_thought_nintendo_couldnt_make_an_easy/You'd be surprised.
>>735148929>I'm 15, anything that released when I was 10 is too old to enjoy.
>still hasn't named his favorite Astro Bot levelMaybe today?
I figure I'll ask here, why does my switch 2 not show my correct play times and can it be fixed. For some it even acts like I started it when I'd have like 300 hrs
>>735153453you faggots were literally dismissing Astro Bot as "too old" for having been released in 2024.
>>735154039What the fuck are you on about?
>>735154118Try actually reading threads next time, zoomie.
>>735144261Yeah they are good games but I'm kinda satisfied with my time with them. I'd like something else.
>>735153981Are they also incorrect in the nintendo app?
aren't you happy with those b-list games and spin-offs?
>>735154843Pokopia is functionally Dragon Quest Builders 3 and I got 30 hours out of it so.
>>735149018>more hair than (You)
>>735142137Triple the amount of PS5 exclusives, nice
>>735155368>the bar has been lowered massively>tendies think it's an accomplishment to jump said bar
>>735155634>Snoy's unironically argue Nintendo being better then Sony makes Nintendo look bad.
>>735142137DK is boring. The fuck is with these tiny maps. Metroid was awful didn't even cross the bridge after the annoying guy. All these shitty spin off games focused on multiplayer on a fucking handheld. The fuck is going on nintendo. Mario tennis!!!! Are you fucking serious.....
>>735142137Last 2-3 years of switch was so many boring directs with barely nothing to show>they are holding back games for to have a super stacked switch 2 launch!Switch 2 launches and it looks as dry as ben shapiros wifes pussy.Welcome to modern AAA videogame development times.
>>735158812I'm spending more time and money playing and buying switch 1 games since every fucking switch 2 game is a keycard. I can't play this shit when the event happens.
