Anon!
MELON
>>735149613When I was a kid, I pronounced the title like “fuh-kade.”
>>735149613grace pee on my face
God I want to fuck Grace so bad.
>kisses grace 12 times until I'm forced out
>>735149697Why does that piss him off?
>>735149697Grace was raped by a melon back in high school, it triggers her.
>>735149613The most unrealistic part is how (you) are friends with these people. No, it's not that "why you are friends with these shitbags", it's that to be in these circles in the first place you need to be smart, rich, or well-connected. If your only acquaintances are your coworkers at Burger King you'll never go far.
>>735150309Grace has massive melons. Anytime its brought up Trip gets angry, but Grace starts blushing and adjusting her shirt.
Fuck Trip and FUCK his wife
Reminder that people have actually been modding Facade but for now it's mainly to amuse a certain wacky swedish man
This is the one game where AI would vastly improve it and be welcomed.
>>735151282Yeah, but then it might ruin it as a single rude comment would get you ejected. But think of the possibilities!>take every valuable on the shelf and run off with it>enter Grace's room, smell her used bras>accept the drink, only accept straight blue curaçao. Spill it on the couch.>talk to Grace in Pig Latin, pretend Trip can't you hear you>"It's fine if you want to participate, Trip, but put on this wig so it's less weird"
>>735149613My name is Gonzalo
>>735150949This post smells bald
>>735149697
>>735151343>>735151282imagine the NTR shit you could do...
How can you win in this game? I always end up with their divorce.
>>735152349Get both of them to admit to cheating.
What's this game actually about?
>>735152580Ten years ago, you introduced two friends of yours to each other: Grace and Trip. They got together and married. After years of not seeing either of them, Trip calls you over the telephone and asks you over to their apartment for a visit. Their marriage isn't exactly in the best of states right now. Whether or not you make that your problem is up to you.
>>735152678This game veers too far into the fantastical. The premise is not believable since I don't have friends.
>>735151282I think the charm of the game is that it isn't generated in any way, some autists really did design this tree with all these possible bizarre interactions and they did it without procedural algorithms.
>>735151456Well one mod does add a functional toilet to the living room as well as pissing and shitting mechanics so
>>735152827Honestly if this is what friends were actually like I'd rather be a fucking hermit.
>>735152580What the other anon said but the only thing I remember is that they're both giant assholes. Trip sucks for inviting you spontaneously on a whim while they're clearly about ten seconds away from a domestic and Grace is clearly trying to line up advocates for her side to take Trip's cocktail drawer thing and never use it just out of spite. Early adopters of having a dragon dildo just out on a shelf though, gotta admire that trailblazing spirit. Also I have to imagine the blowjobs from grace would be great.
>>735149613posting Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcvVa_FWXDA
>>735154023rest in rip fitz
I ran a competitive facade tournament at a bar with some buddies awhile back.Shit was so cash.
>>735156469Care to elaborate?
how did they make a game so ahead of its time that was never replicated again?
>>735149613WUSS GOOOOOOOD, MY NIGGA*shakes n bake*still keepin it real? I hear your new side piece got a FAT ass, you tappin that?
>Knock on door>Kiss Trip directly on lips without saying a word >Beeline for Grace and kiss her on the lips>Repeat until kicked outI like to think I solved their marriage just through them experiencing shared trauma.
>>735153274Canonically, Trip is a fucker who's suckering you into being his marriage councelor because he blames you for his broken marriage and expects you to fix it.
>Telling them they should get a dog or cat is as much a trigger for them as saying melonWhy
>>735158015Sure,>Smash local>Me and roommate run a random game each week as a side thing because we're so fucking sick of ultimate>Week of Valentines day was the facade side bracket>Rules were that longest lasted time wins, unless someone actually saves the relationship>Relationship save wins by default>One guy proceeds to misclick kissing Grace and still ends up saving the relationship>One guy recited scripture and was the second best attempt >Everyones runs were very funny and good times were had
>>735158530you just know
>the wiki contains a line about Trip probably having a small penis
>>735162192Chicks dont get existential crises if the pipe is good anon
I like jerking off to an AI sillytavern card of Trip and Grace where I cuck Trip. Been running this scenario or variations of it for years. Yes, I do have autism.
>>735149697Predictable. You're boring. You bore me.
>>735149613I think you should break up with your girlfriend.
>>735158136Ew
go fuck yourself Trip, nobody cares about your stupid italy picture
