>birth year in username
>>735150970>it starts with 19Oh unc, it’s time to grow up and start a family
>spottemgottemrizzem2007
>>735150970Surely nobody does that anymore?
>>735150970i do this :( what's wrong with it
>>735151152how would a 7 year old start a family
>>735151569out of 10!
>>735150970>country in username
>you've been killed by xxxxx2018
>GreenFrog92
>>735151874hell yeah, brother
>>735151152I did, they're dead now so fuck you I'm not giving it another go and I'm just going to play games from the 2000s the rest of my hopefully short life.
>>735152040>I did, they're dead nowlmao what happened u k bro
>>735150970>gasthejews88
>>735150970>pablo.garcia2009@outlook.com
>>735154730Car crash. They didn't drive so good.
>>735155087yeah
>>735150970>initials AND birth year in username
>tfw use the month and day numbers.
>>735155573>Use password number combination for 30 years that I stole from my parents for the TV so I don't have to remember my own combination of numbers. >Fail to realise it's my own fucking birthday until a random website goes "yeah probably not the smartest fucking idea using your own birthday in the password retard"
even after my daughter was born, i didnt give up >spanknbanker1989
>>735152040>unc starts trauma dumping out of nowhere
>>735151874Nashian
>>735150970>xXx in the username
>>735150970>username ends with [COUNTRY]
>can't use my birthyear sometimes because some platforms assume 88 is a nazi reference.
>>735152040Wait. I know you. Are you the seen who has pictures of touhou characters framed in his room?
>>735155850>password is just my old landline number you can find in any old catalog + the word home
I update the birth year in my steam name every year to make it look like I'm 12 so the rest of the lobby seethes.
>>735151569>starts with 19you tried
>>735150970>had to add a 2 to my username because i forgot the password of my original accountlol
>>735155087Users like these are always so trash
>use the same/similar user name since i was a preteen>start caring about my online trail (out of general paranoia)>don't have access to old stuff anymore>all that shit is permanently thereeven worse when it's embarassing stuff, if anyone ever connects it to you, it's over
>>735157026>>start caring about my online trail (out of general paranoia)heh after some fucking absolute schizo found my internet history from 2013 on /vg/ just because of 1 screen i posted with my name in 2025 i use different nickname everywhere and have 4 different proton throwaway mails
>haven't changed Steam name or profile picture since 2006>use it on forums, skype, and later discord>literally zero issues or schizos ever20 years of the same online name, my brain responds to it as naturally as my real name now
>>735157628Back when I used to have friends, one of the two had the same name as me, so they both called me by my steam name when we talked, even offline.
>>735155405RIP
>>735156067Xx_EdGeLoRd420_xX
>>735157628Been using the same name since the 360, tho most people only call me the last part of the name.
>>735156270What the fuck? No, actually shit I have no frames of anyone in here. Jesus.
when i got my xbox 360 as a kid, my father made my gamertag and put 1997 at the end of it. my brother got the xXx<name>1996xXx treatment
>N1gg3rWh1pp3Rx14_88
>>735158851a shame names like that will unironically get you banned from most games these days
>>735150970>rape year in username
>>735150970BWCchad1967
Total coincidence: we just Heil Hitler, here.
epicnigga77
>Call_of_duty_john98 has joined the server>"lol stnd back n00b, ill frag this charlie"
>>735160089What if I really was born in 1488?
>>735157026I get worried about this, but you should take solace in the fact that there's a million people not only more embarrassing than you but, most importantly, more active. Even if someone did find my old embarrassing history and linked it to me, as long as you ignore it, they'll get distracted by someone worse soon enough. Nobody has the brain bandwidth to care about every individual rando on the internet.
>>735150970>Dark_[First name]
>>735161423>420
>coolguy88
>Adolf Hitler
>september 11 2001 9:03am
xXx_Dark_Seph1r0th_xXx
>>735162942ah... signatures..
2000 is the coolest birth year that someone alive today could put in their username.
>>735150970There are worse things to put in a username.
>666_$lipKnoT_666
>>735164161so 90s
>>735152040My condolences
Waffen SS
>>735164430So 00s!
>>735164161My first username had "2000" in it and then I decided to stop being a massive loser and instead just be a regular loser
>>735165171That doesn't disprove my point. 2000 still sounds cool and futuristic despite being 25 years ago. I used to think 2025 sounded cool, but then it became 2025.
>can't come up with a unique or memorable username that isn't already takenor>username is a pun or wordplay that is funny the first time but then you are stuck with that being your thing
>>735150970>food in usernamehttps://youtu.be/lpvT-Fciu-4?si=-MaKo3FO6nTz9u4W
>>735150970>still gaming despite being 538 years old
>>735164161Even better, 2001
>initials are two Hs>born fourth of january 1988>get banned for my completely normal username
>>735150970>make username based on flashgame website i used to visit frequently>keep using it to this day>flash is now dead>no one remembers that site anymore>everyone thinks my username is based on King Kong or Donkey Kong
>>735157336>can't even sign up for a forum anymore out of sheer paranoia after spending over a decade posting anonymouslyI don't know what happened to me. Everything I already have an account on is already different names and emails, why is this too big a step anymore.
>>735156067>>735158346Had a buddy who never smoked weed in his life and was the best league player I have ever seen change his ign to xXx420WeedWizard. Much salt was mined. Dude even played with Riot employees for his 1000th win and flamed them all game
>>735166440He also prefers to go by she/her
>>735166230You realized everyone is actually spying and harvests data on a daily basis and it isnt just a conspiracy.I once heard my company didnt want to hire a guy because they couldn't find him on facebook.
>body count in username JIMMYJONES00
I enjoyed my username with cool word+birth year for forums and stuff, but once I started playing a MMO in the late 2000s I had to come up with a different name because it felt lame inside the game.>>735166127Kongregate?
>.BR
>>735167237Yeah I blame LinkedIn because it made your social media = your job so by definition you can’t be successful without social media.
>>735167429what's wrong with people from braunschweig?
>>735167429[PL]
>>735167490My question is, why the fuck would anyone working any dogshit job or unemployed bum like me make an account there. Especially in thirdie country.And yet delusional people demand it, except they wont tell you they demand it.
>>735167642They have a false hierarchy where they are constantly comparing themselves to other based on how much money they make. Money and status is all that matters to people and social media made everyone superficial as fuck. I saw LinkedIn pages of random Venezuelan warehouse workers at a dead end job. But it actually makes you more visible to other job recruiters, I just got tired of them asking for a resume. Resumes are the gayest things ever made
>>735167642Because those people are too stupid to realize there is no point in KikedIn unless you’re a professional. Blue collar jobs don’t require social media typically but faggkts still think instagram and Snapchat are what matter
>>735150970>username drenched in irony/humour/insecurityCock Goblin! You're a real funny guy! We are all laughing at your funny username!
>>735165616Who drinks Coke Zero?
>>735168296coke zero is what diet coke should have been.
>[name]VGC
>>735157628>use it on forums, skype, and later discordopsec status?
You all made fun of my nickname. That's why I only play singleplayer and post as Anonymous now. Fuck you.
>pepe in OP
I wonder what the meltdown will be like in the year 2067
>>735169874Were not making it past 2048
>izukkok2027 has joined the chat
>>735169874If your name is faggot69 everyone assumes you are 57 years old but if your name is faggot67 everyone assumes you're 12why is that?
>>735150970it's nice when cattle do that
>>735151152>pregnancy is hot and fatherhood is based>wife let herself go and no longer want to knock her upLife is suffering.
>>735150970
>>735151428:*)
>>735150970anon45 reporting in
>>735169256"not fooling himself"
>avatar is a picture of himself
>>735173315>his avatar is a picture of me
>>735156264>xX_WoodenDoors1488_xX
xXSasukeXx94xX
>death year in username
>>735150970>sister born in 88>in all her usernames
>>735174651haha is she cute and single :-)
>>735150970>2007bros, we're getting old...
>>735174823yeah I'll email you her number bro, she loves overweight, poorly-groomed incels
>>735151152I was born a schizoid loner and I'll die a schizoid loner
>unc
>>735175045same, at least we don't get troubled by loneliness
>>735175038my grooming is impeccable thanks
>profile pic is irl pic
>work with friend I knew in grade school>one day he calls me my steam name
>>735150970You wouldn't even know, I mixed it in with the other numbers :P
>>735175386>Hey, how's it goin' Rip-Roarin' Boogerpenis?
>>735151152I am mentally incapable of doing that.
>>735175138then I guess I won't bother
>>735175386>>735175618>at Waffle House after a /k/ meet>we only know each other's groupchat names>spread out across like 4 tables>"HEY MEGAFAGGOT, PASS THE SYRUP"
>2002guys... am I getting old?
>>735156515He's kinda right though, most birth years in usernames are the last two digits>jose.gonzalez87
>>735151152No.
