What is the video game equivalent?
the half-life series
>>735150995the witcher games
Bloodborne Sekiro and Elden Ring
FF7 remake
nioh - nioh 2 - nioh 3
>>735150995we're looking for a healthy, filling, and delicious game?
>>735150995Every AAA Ubisoft series
>>735151070fpbp
Wypipo don't season dey food!
>>735151146>healthy>filling>deliciousYakub made a mistake...
>>735150995Sports games post-2005.
Mass Effect, technically
>>735151263what's wrong with it? just add one of the many spices that white people conquered the world to acquire, and you're eating like a king.
>>735150995every modern nintendo game
>>735151263weird way of admitting you're brown
>>735150995You mean games with no cultural impact? Any From game
>>735150995This is made by a prison food connoisseur.
Dark souls 1, 2 and 3
>>735150995fixed
>>735151070unironically fpbp
>>735152812Avatar is shit
>>735150995Horizon franchise
baka wypipo, y'all dont cook wid soul
>>735150995TLOU and soon the bald dike game to finish the trilogy
>>735150995NuDoom trilogy
>>735151070There's a Half-Life 3?
>>735152812>flashy and expensive but lacking any true artistic merit, meaning, or talentExcellent choice of image
>>735156054but Eternal is the best game in the franchise
>>735151146>mayo on rice>healthydo amerimutts really?
>>735150995Literally the Horizon games.
>>735156859hard to see who this isbut he looks like he fucks pokemen!
>>735151263Not enough cowshit?
>>735157483you think that's mayo?you think you're talking to americans?
>>735151146Bland, uninspired, and mediocre games just like that shitty dish.
>>735157746you're ngmi
>>735157746>eating for joyI would dare you to post body but I think no one here wants to see the abhorrent image anyway.
>>735157983>>735160096>all these insecure replies for no reasonYou will never be thinner
>>735160424coping sausage fingers typed this post
>>735150995Hate Avatar but that bottom meal looks delicious.
>>735150995Horizon series
>>735157483*Real* mayo (not seed oil slop) is actually good for you
>>735151070i fucking wish there was a half life 3
Anon Skyman, show me how to make thunda!>steps on your ballsI said MAKE THUNDA!>grinds against youMAKE THUNDA!>chokes your pitiful human male body
sex with blue alien
>>735156409nah, it's just mid. and i'm being generous here.
Ubisoft is so fucked, all these replies and no mention of the actual video game lol
Avatar aged badly because it's pure "you had to be there" experience. Either you saw it in 3D in 2009 or you didn't. Way of Water and Fire and Ash are still more impressive if you saw in IMAX 3D, but the films overall hold up 10x better and can stand on other aspects besides visuals.
>>735162321It didn't "age badly", it was always shit, you just remember liking it when you watched it the first time because you were 9
>>735156054Wrong actually, 2016 would be unflavored meat, Eternal would be a5 kobe beef, and Dark Ages would just be a steaming pile of shit
>>735150995so the avatar movies are the equivalent of white people food
>>735160818
bros the ways he laughs when she gets the weapons...
>>735150995Marathon
>>735162361I was 16, actually.
>>735157483Retard
the only good part of avatar was the intro, the scenes in space, and the initial introduction to the avatar system. the rest is just boring pocahontas in space.
>>735162470This skyman eating beans!
>>735162076Because it's worse than the previous ubi avatar game
It's Mario and it's not even close
>>735150995resident evil franchise
>>735156219I bet you think the first Transformers film is lacking artistic merit too because some basedboys told you
>>735160753It doesn't matter which mayo you use, it's still high in calories and fat. the rest is just fatso cope. I'm sure you're one of those retards who fall for the diet coke thing.
>>735152812why are brownoids so eat up with fagatar?
>>735150995The original God of War trilogy
>>735162361I was 9 at the time and hated it because it was a dumb movie where humans lost that had very little cool scenes because it spent most of it's time doing shitty scenes that were supposed to show how grafix and how pretty the alien world is and I couldn't give less of a fuckMy opinion on it hasn't changed one bitThe two scenes where humans fuck up Navis - the one with helicopters bombing the tree and the final battle parts with tons of human soldiers on screen - have and are still coolI forgot the entirety of Way of Water, I only remember the crabbots looking alright, nothing elseHaven't watched the last movie, in fact by the time I was aware it released it wasn't shown in cinemas anymore
>>735162361I thought it was shit back then too. I sincerely don't know how this dude holds the record for most seen movie in theaters when Avatar is just so mid. At least Titanic appealed to the female coomers but Avatar is just so meh, it honestly makes no sense
>>735152812imagine being blinded by nostalgia over Avatar
>>735151529>>735151660>>735157591Usually I will defend European food but the chicken isn't even fucking grilled it's literally boiled you fucking faggots.
>>735163294You're simply a midwit, that's all.
>>735163263>I was 9 at the time and hated it because it was a dumb movie where humans lost do you like your stale bread with water too?
>>735163425I'm too white to understand what that means
>>735163294It was a CG spectacle FOMO shit that everybody knew that it was meh at best, but everybody watched because it was trendy to do so.Kind of like K-pop demon hunters.
>>735151146>boiled chicken, rice + mayo>delicious and healthyliterally kill yourself
>>735163396>midwitThat's still twice as smart as avatar fans
>>735151146>healthy, filling, and deliciousI know you think salt is spicy, anon.
>>735163520Kpop does nothing for the medium, thoughever, unlike Avatar developing new tech.
The only one I know in my life who literally eats boiled chicken is my dog.
What is this prison food
>>735163396Being popular means it should cater to the widest audience possible, if I were a midwitt I would love avatar.
>>735162321Even back then I thought it was a shitty Hollywood copy of Princesa Mononoke.Regardless of if you agree with the message, "advanced human society le bad indigenous naturist le good" plot is ridiculously predictable, and run-of-the-mill basic bitch storytelling.Mononoke at least had cool animations, Avatar you have to root for the uncanny lanky Smurf people that have sex using hairs.
People meme on boiled chicken but whenever I make chicken I always just make it like chicken stock with a whole chicken in the pot (instead of just bones and skin) with a bunch of vegetables and herbs and it always turns out really nice. You don't get crispy skin but the meat is always juicy and you also get a pot of chicken broth without any extra work.
>>735163520I know, but it doesn't make sense how it still holds the record when marvelslop basically groomed a generation to go and watch infinity war/endgame. How did James Cameron achieve this? Is the rumour that he buys whole theatres to fluff his numbers true?
>>735151146Wypipo don't season dey shitposts...
>>735164238Avatar was standalone, I remember a lot of people said they've seen it several times in theatersMeanwhile IW/Endgame was the end to a streak of 30 or something movies, it's harder to justify watching it without that buildup. Also by that point Marvel was already rapidly declining in quality so a lot of people only went to see it out of an "obligation" (sunk cost fallacy) to see how the franchise ends, but some people already gave up by that point on the MCU
>>735150995Yummy
>>735164514>Avatar was standaloneExactly, no existing fanbase I just find it weird, there are a bunch of neckbeards whose whole personality is based around liking capeshit but AFAIK there aren't rabid fans of Avatar (Although I might be mistaken here).>I remember a lot of people said they've seen it several times in theatersReally I don't recall anyone even liking it that much, just that it was the one 3D movie that didn't make people dizzy because the film was filmed on a 3D camera or something like that, but never heard of people going several times to the theaters.
>>735164814>AFAIK there aren't rabid fans of AvatarEvery woman past 30 I've ever met was a rabid fan of Avatar because of the>nature is so hecking wholesome, humans should just kill themselvesmessaging
>>735150995Uncharted and TLOU
Hitman
>>735150995>undercooked chickensalmonella, yum
>>735164150People that meme on poached or stewed chicken probably have never cooked an edible piece of chicken in their life
>>735151146Your blue blood is glowing...
horizon
>>735150995The Horizon seriesSold millions and millions of copies, zero actual cultural weight or memory.
>>735163263I was 11 when I saw Avatar in theaters and I was thoroughly unimpressed by it and was even offended at the fact that I had to sit through 3 hours of it.
>>735162395>Eternal would be a5 kobe beefTrue if the beef is actually gross and expired, but retards will eat it anyway.
>>735152908>>735156219>>735163198>>735163302I really didn't think my joke would go over your heads so hard
>>735164143>sex using hairsI heard they cut it out of the home releases because everyone made fun of this.>>735164814I know a guy whose entire personality is Avatar. It's actually kinda nuts.
>>735151146This is obvious bait but there is literally nothing wrong with plain chicken and rice.
>>735166321>undercooked>mayonnaisenothing wrong with properly cooked chicken and rice, but that image is a crime against humanity
>>735150995People that eat cigarettes after they smoke them are the ones who eat food like this.
>>735166940I always wondered why my parents were so bad at cooking and why all their food was inedible and bland. Turns out they were big smokers.
>>735164143>>735166270they have genitals you retards they don't fuck through tails
>>735150995>food analogy
>>735167169they do in the theatrical cut
>>735167169>>735167286Why can't I take off Type B's clothes?
>>735150995Who eats lile that? Not even bongs have to endure food like that.
>>735153004No ethnic person uses this unless they are broke or have no other seasonings
>>735151146You've outed yourself as American
>>735166585>undercookednigga you're colorblind
>>735150995I mean this with my very being: Everything by Nintendo.Just consume the product.
>>735167940>literally pink on the insidebro, cooked chicken is white all the way through. You just don't do medium rare with chicken, it's nasty.
>>735160753All condiments are empty calories unless you are dying of cancer or some shit and you are physically incapable of eating real food
>>735168121connective tissue
>>735150995Every Ubisoft game post-Ass Creed 2
