Why has every mario media been having weird kinks in it as of late?
they do that in the game
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>>735156273>straight up show the princess' underwearI remember downloading the models off the modeler's resource and their underwear being references as 'drawers'. Not sure if that was the modder's doing or not
>>735155705Inflation isn't a "fetish," you're just damaged.
>>735157690they're bloomers
>>735156608what if christ returns but it's just some bald guy with foot fungus named El Jefe and nobody believes him so he has to crucify himself because nobody else wanted to
>>735155705>as of lateThe entire Mario franchise is a fetish buffet not unlike Pokemon
>>735155705because some kinks make for some great comedy and game mechanics. like >>735156273 points out
>>735157820okay bloomer
>>735155705Yoshi its enemies in the game.Yoshi inflates in the game.These are not fetishes to 99.9% of the normal population, and they do not think of anything sexual when they see this.
>>735155705>Anything happens>HAHA IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING A BONER HERE?I hate you allEuthanization day when
>>735157967Then how come all scenes with Yoob in PiT made me shoot fat ropes when I was 14 and not a victim of early porn introduction?Was I always sick in the head?
>>735158513I'm sorry, but yes.There are certain thoughts in life, especially when you're young, that you inherently know are wrong. And when those thoughts come up, you're supposed to tell yourself they are wrong and exercise self-control.Humans are creatures of habit. If you stay away from something or tell yourself it's bad for awhile, it just becomes second nature. Likewise, if you accept it and actively seek it, it takes hold of you.I'm not here to tell you what is right and wrong, but if you think that getting eaten by a giant dinosaur feels 'right', then you can't be helped.
>>735155705hwoah
>>735157785Silence son of Dob
>>735160826No, Dobson definitely thinks it's a fetish.
>as of latemario world turns 36 this year
>>735158513>first fap is to a corrupted obese yoshi with moobs who turns into a giant and vores an entire villageFor you, the game was rigged from the start
>>735158401Starting with you, FAGGOT
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>>735155705>suddenly
very natural and not-astroturf thread
>>735165025I am only one post in all of that listI won't rename the file just to make you seethe more
>>735165025I made a few of those posts. I wish I was getting paid to hahapost.I also wish the anon who made that blue Yoshi webM would come back.
Coomers really need to understand that normies don't see the way they do
>>735160389>unironic thought policingLet me guess, UK?
>unf the way they animated the princess going down the pipe they knew what they were doingevery one of these threads sound like this
>>735167456>he thinks animators don't know>in the internet agelol
>>735156608Inflation, nonfatal vore, TF, breeding, stuffing, body swapping and such are fine it is just when you go to devaluing your worth to "calories" and dying to be fueand not even for a noble cause like even the aztecs did, getting crushed as a smatter of blood under some big bitch's ass or popping as a blood firework that you reach the stage of society you describe. Inflation of the body is simply an evolutionary adaptation that feels nice. It isn't a degenerative kink. Self devaluation kinks are normie kinks and state approved while kinks of sensation and communion and floating above the crowd are threats to power.
>>735164458>played yoshi games and bis during formative years and turned out fineskill issue
>>735168601>nooo muh kink is better than yoursfag
>>735168991If you think inflating round is as gross as scat or as degrading of the concept of life as casual snuff you are in a strange state of mind.
>>735160761How much do you think that body would wobble when you plap his cloaca
>>735169198>but they respawn!!!1!!And you respawn after I repeatedly blast you with a shotgun or cut you apart with a chainsaw but it still makes a blood mess, doesn't it?
>>735169553>getting mad about classic cartoon shenanigansyou are weak are will not survive in the world
>>735169872>It is just cartoons broYou know full well they make it way more fucked up looking than silly cartoon stuff.
>>>/vp/
>>735155705Cocomelon for autistic manchildren has lots of kinks in it as kinks are stimmy.
>>735157967>Yoshi inflates in the gameIn which game?In SMW Yoshi gets kicked away if you grab a balloon.
>>735170447Mario Galaxy 2.
>>735155705>Balloon Fruit>Cloud Flower>Drill ShroomDid they not like Rock Mario?
>>735169872It's a turn off not a 'ohhh this scare me' thing. The devaluation of life I talk on is done across methods beyond simply kinks, you see it everywhere.
>uncs projecting their fetishes onto gameshas a mario game ever invented a brand new one?
>>735172053>pov: you are food
>>735172053>You're finally awake, you hit your head pretty hard bro. What's that? Job? Taxes? What are you talking about, lets eat some fruit and say "bum"
>>735155705>IS THAT WACKY CARTOONY THING SOME RANDO'S FETISH? I MUST BAN IT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEholy shit kill yourself op. you're the reason cartoons are dead. no more slapstick, flattening, stretching, and squishing, hitting with pies in the face, kissing and blowing up like a balloon, blowning up and getting singed, hypnosis, etc.
>>735175568Except those are all in the Mario movies?
>>735157820Bloomers are underwear
who the fuck has anything from a nintendo game as a kink
>>735157947kek
>>735178223bait used to be believable
>>735155705>Zoomers are so mindraped from years of anti-male anti-heterosexual programming they have to resort to ironically complaining about non-existent fetishes in Mario movies as a means of socially accepted sexual expression. Utterly, inconceivably grim.
>>735180709bruh....lmaoso let's think about the nintendo fetishesvorestinky feetfat people/inflation findok (20 dollars for a gba rom)
>>735182507how many real and meme ones are going to be in the movie
>>735165025This isn't astroturfing, lizard fuckers are everywhere on this board and there's usually a Husbando thread full of people hahaposting Yoshi vore and K-Rool.
>>735155705Fuck off tourist
