Do you play vidya with your wife?
someday
>>735162509>>735162509Hehehee the joke is gf stroking her pussy XD
Yeah, you.Put on the dress.
>>735162509what a faggot needing wanting a guide.
no she made me adopt all her bullshit interests and now I have to get up at 5am every saturday to teach group aerobics.
>looks up the answer instead of getting lost together like its a road tripAwful, ruins the experience.Having a passenger while running blind through a game is great because you can banter and have couch commentary.
>>735162509Literally dated a girl and wanted her to do this so bad. I wanted her to love me that bad. It went on for 2 years. I'd invite her to hang out but unless we were doing something she wanted to do or watching some gay video, she took absolutly 0 interest in what I had going on. She wanted me to play warframe, but the moment I told her that wasn't really my sort of thing but I'd be happy to watch, it was like I'd stabbed her. She treated me like crap, and I started to reciprocate. I dumped her a few months ago.Unsure how to feel. It was like I wasn't dating anyone. I got my penor touched.
Where are their kids?
>>735162509>the putrid bitch ruins that guy's first time exploring the game because she couldn't wait until he was done to hang outholy fuck, are women really like this?
>>735163490The cat...
>>735162509This was me and my ex playing the Final Fantasy games. We'd take turns playing but she'd always make me take over the controls when there was a timer counting down because she hated being under pressure.
>>735163530>guy would rather play a video game instead of spending time with a loved onewhy are men like this?
Are games getting too big?
>>735163465es un hombre
>>735163624the only way he could think to represent an open world game in the style of a meal is just a huge grey block that says CONTENT on it
>>735163618>it has to be one OR the othertranny mindset
>wife
>>735162509No lol. My wife hates video games and thinks they're retarded.Plus I don't want my wife in my game space anyway. It would obnoxious. I'm playimg and talking shit with my friends. My wife serves no purpose in that
>>735163618>man cannot block out personal time for recreation, it MUST involve the wife.Couple time, solo time, and friend time are all on a budget of what's left of the day once work, other responsibilities, and sleep are accounted for.No one owes you all of their free time.
>>735163624>get served 5 pounds of plain bread in a restaurant>be ecstatic about itNormies, man. How come their tastes are so offensively basic?An infected mole on a hobos asshole has more character and probably more intersting things to say than any normie that has ever lived.Why do we even still need normies.Disgusting.
>>735162509sometimes when im playing vidya with the autistic guy im dating he looks up game guides and tips for me without me asking for any help which i think is cute
>>735163259>now I have to get up at 5am every saturday to teach group aerobicsthat's cool and cucked at the same time.Being a leader sounds cool, plus you learned a skill and contribute something to your community.I assume you mean actually teaching it and not just rotating who conducts the group?
>>735163312you did the right thing
>>735163618She can hang out and comment and shit. But looking up a guide to backseat drive me is OVER THE LINE
>>735163691Is it not accurate?
>>735162509Your personal relationships are not video games and I have no idea why do you fags force this sort of conversation here every day.
Wives are currently addicted to Pokopia, come on
>>735162509
>>735162509No. She has played three games in her entire life: Croc, Tomb Raider 3, and Theme Hospital. She cannot begin to comprehend how to move the camera with the right stick on a controller either.
>>735163230He probably did NOT want her to join. She's breaking his immersion and ruining his Fun™
>>735163312you did the wrong thing
>>735162509the fucked up part of this whole shit comic is I won't ever even have this even though I'm not a console pleb, basedbeard cuck.jesus christ.
>>735163312>Stop fucking thinking that you need your woman, to align with you completely. Because you know who's gonna align with you completely? A man. A man with Asperger's.
>>735162509>thehe let me ruin the exploration for youno thanks
>>735165458>Needing a woman to align with you completely>completely>completelyRetarded faggot. Obviously there are 1000 other things. But a woman who doesn't even wanna spend time with you unless it's something she chooses is not a relationship you brownoid sissy. Happy wife happy life you, amirite Mosche?
>>735162509>play vidya with 3dpdeww, no
>>735163904I would just be annoyed which is yet another reason I will never experience love
Why did God doom me to the timeline where I'll never have a customizable android anime girl that doesn't squeak endlessly about banal hole shit and lets me use her ZZZ-cups as an armrest while I game?
>>735162509my wife died but i used to play games with her. now i play vidya with my daughter, we just beat Cat Quest 3 a couple hours ago
>>735163312>She wanted me to play warframeHow monstrous of her!
>>735163490In bed, asleep. That's when you have a little time to play games.
>>735163312Fuck that bitch. Is it fun to play games with your bitch? Absolutely. It's fun to hang out and share things, but forcing it just makes it lame for one or the other. I don't ask my girlfriend to play competitive sweatyboi games or have the expectation that she'll be as good as me. Sometimes, I play her weird games or we'll find some oddball game that is only fun together. Best thing to do is have a homie or two you can go play the games you like with.
>>735163490Millennial women were successfully psyoped into not wanting children. The amount of millennial women I've known who react to the thought of having children with genuine disgust is actually frightening.
>>735165643we'll get robowaifus soon anon
>>735163624>panel 1: "waiter, one modern rpg please">panel 2: "mmmm delightful">panel 3: "whew, i'm stuffed."
>>735162509I remember playing baldurs gate 3 with a girl thinking that the designs were very female friendly so that she would like it she kinda had fun looking at me play but she only cared about the story and didn't want me to be mean and the character she helped me design was cringe at the end she grew bored of it all turns out of all her female friends that like this game she's the most feminine person I've ever seen and she doesn't care too much about video games
I've been playing Deus Ex recently, and I'm in Paris now. I keep hearing my wife chuckling at the horriblè fake french accents all the characters have.
LOL
>>735163043It's HIS pussy!
Why would I be playing video games if I had a wife?
>>735163312>She wanted me to play warframeAnon missed out
>>735166389why wouldn't you, retard?
>>735163691It's perfectly adequate description for food analogy. Were it cornucopia, it would look too desireable for the joke to work.
>>735165918>he thinks this is exclusive to womenwomen may drive humanity into extinction for not procreating enough, but its probably the same amount of men who don't want children
>>735162509>Zoomers see spoiling the game as an act of loveWhat an odd generation
>>735162509I decided to read some more of these comics, purely for research purposes, and that's the artist's brother, not her husband.
>>735165180Why do I feel like there's plenty of rule 34 of this?
>>735166449Because I'd be busy.
>>735166667You gonna spend all your free time with your wife?
>>735163043Thanks, anon, now this shitty comic has a joke. I'm out
>>735166464I disagreeLots of men want children but they are being fucked with by our current system.
>>735166667>dumbass who has never even had a gf assumes what life is like living with a woman permanentlylmao
>>735162509Yeah, we met because of DDR and we do teams in Pump it Up and StepmaniaX at a local arcade sometimes. Otherwise, she only plays WoW at home and I can't be fucked to ever play an MMO again.
>>735166667busy sitting in the cuck chair?
>>735165180Do we have a zoomer version of this yet?
>>735167182>millennial: how can we make this about zoomers?
>>735167182no, because zoomers aren't as cucked, and because they don't marry
>>735167292I'm a 97 zoomer though
>>735167292>zoomer: millenial: how can we make this about zoomers?
>>735167182Zoomers are redpilled about women unlike their cucked millennial predecessors. They know women are largely a waste of time and are simply ignoring them.
>>735167382>because zoomers aren't as cuckedThey literally think sex is evil and are gay as fuck
>>735162509>you play vidya with your wife?
>>735162509>2nd panelWhy is he holding the controller like that?
>>735167557girls weren't even close to as bad as they are now in our formative years, it makes sense that more zoomies see the truth
>>735162509>spoilers the whole game for himWhat a vindictive bitch.>marriageLMAOI play vidya with my gf though.
>>735162509If I had a phonefag telling me what to do while gaming I might just have quit gaming for life, tbqh
>>735165458>make sure you and your wife have zero compatibility. In fact take the worst aspects of dating culture and combine them with the worst outcomes of arranged marriages. That's how you should marry.
>>735167629They both killed themselves btw
>>735165918Welcome to late stage capitalism.Where everybody is too burnt out and broke to have kids.
>>735167607that's just zoomer women and trannies. The men are almost all chuds
>>735167673the artist needed to fit both the speech bubble and the gamepad in the zoomed in shot
>>735167792>zoomer>men
>>735162509I can't game unless im completely alone, having someone by my side completely ruins my experience and I can't immerse myself even if shes just watching and not saying a thing, guess I'll never be loved.
>>735167748good
>>735166753>lots of men want children as long as they don't have to make an effort raising themFTFY
>>735162509How does it feel to have a gf, bros?
>>735167881For me? It was annoying she treated my like trash and forgot my birthday
>>735167881It felt nice when she was with me and felt horrible when she lost interest in me, I ended up worse than I was before.
>>735167881good and bad at the same time
>wife doesn't want anymore quickies
>>735167920>>735167921>>735167930You're not supposed to get too attached til later
>>735167881the best thing in the world, the worst thing in the world, or even both, sometimes.
>>735166667You're the clingy guy women are complaining about?
>>735162509I know a guy who though his GF would watch him play fucking RDR2 and help him get collectibles
>>735167881If you actually manage to find a nice, attractive one who shares your interests and genuinely connects with you, pure bliss.Otherwise, it really is a massive waste a time and money. Modern women literally have nothing to offer but their used up holes.
>>735167629She divorced this guy a few months afterward btw.
>>735167182Make the man a blackpilled looksmaxxer and the woman a kpop obsessed misandrist peeminist.
>>735167629non-quirk chungus women exist believe it or not
>>735167748sauce
>>735167881I made me stave of suicide for 6 year already.So pretty good.
>>735167881Pretty nice during the first 3-4 months, then you start thinking up excuses to not be with her, because she's a needy, boring and irrational (yes i know a paradox, yet real) person.
>>735167970At least she wanted quickies at all. At least she had a sex drive at all
>>735168051I made it up
>>735167970That's what you get for never giving ther longies.
>>735168051
>>735167629Some of them killed themselves afterwards
>>735167845
I don’t like when my gf asks about my game because I know she’s not really interested, but she’s asking because she feels obliged to, so I usually keep it short and change the conversation.
>>735168141Well I'll be damned
>>735162509>quirk chungus spoils my storiesPow, right in the kisser.
>>735168141>Collect evidence>It's just a bunch of videos of her wailingCracks me up every time. Also why did she dress up as a janitor after getting a signature lesbian haircut?
>>735167629Who is filming?
>>735162509>wifeI've never even had a gf and I will die alone and miserable. Such is life.
>>735167845Men is a biological term, not whatever "social construct" your kind is trying to push. If you were born with a dick then you will always be a man, no matter how hard you try.
>>735168141lol
>>735168141>killed themselvesdoesn't look like it
>>735168338she's a janny at heart. That's the only way she feels like herself. When she gives up her holes for free
>>735168367>I've never even had a gf and I will die alone and miserable. Such is life.Most wife havers end up the same way, regardless.
>>735168271Turn the fake interest into real interest. it's your job.
>>735168403that's correct, zoomers are not men. They are at most just boys. Little retarded gay effeminate weak scared of sex broccoli boys.
>>735168524your using too many descriptors to be straight. are you going to start describing the shape and size of their cocks next
>>735168437It's a fate worse than death...
>>735168639and your skin is the color of shit. That is all.
>>735168141can't wait for the lesbian domestic abuse arc
>>735162509>>735163312It amazes me how some of you treat women as if they are equal. My wife is second to me in command. I don’t need her to by my friend, that’s what other men are for, I need her to be a wife. Subservient and motherly. Ironically we are like each others best friend because of this dynamic. She’s still a woman though so naturally I want to choke her on occasion. But I’m much happier having my hobbies be mine. Gives us space, and I don’t end up needing to revolve the hobby around her. I tried that before and ALWAYS regretted it because now the thing revolves around the woman. You can’t do it on your own whenever you want, however you want. that becomes some kind of statement of exclusion if you do.
>>735168717I'm sure you love imagining me as a black man, considering the fact you're gay.
>>735168639Only on /v/ is it gay to use adjectives
>>735169125I'm sure you're a retarded shitskin, considering the fact your skin is the color of shit.
>>735169241it's the way he said it, no straight man would say that. You can practically imagine that fag drooling while he types it.>>735169361just couldn't keep yourself away from a big black man could you anon
>>735165643character gpt type ai + 3d model and let ai control the movements in some type of interface? seems pretty easy to do
>>735166753those two points have less in common than you think. A woman can always be a mother if she wants.A man has to find a partner and a willing woman (which is where most of the men you think about fail).The reason I said women fuck us over is that it doesn't matter what most men want. A single man could impregnate a thousand women easily. A single woman can give birth to only 30 to 40 children.Women can get sperm donation.Women control contraception, legal parent and even adoption is easier for women.Even in a world where every woman and man wanted children not all men could do that because men are always the majority in the (female) fertile age range.it's almost impossible for men to fuck up birthrates by themself. Lastly even with a child wish, 1-2 children only slow the downfall of society.
>>735163312Let me tell you something, but I welcome anyone to heed this. I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did. We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried. Do with this information what you will.
>>735168367at least you have us, Anon.
>>735167881It really depends. The issue is that you are supposed to spend your early adulthood really just dating and seeing who is out there to sift out the good from the bad.It's hard to even do that now because everyone is just thrown into the same sort of platforms that feel much more like job searching. Like meeting new people and forming relationships is supposed to be such an exciting thing, but now the standard is not really about that in favor of matchmaking over applications and such...
>>735166701Yeah, dunno why that makes>>735166773>>735167006>>735167982seethe
>>735162509She's fucking black men behind his back.
>>735162509>Wife
>>735166464I’ve never met a fellow young man that doesn’t desire children. Most women our age are just Godless hedonists who don’t realize they’re going to die alone. It’s a shame but they drank the Democrat koolaid I’m afraid.
>>735168141>28I'm 36 and she looks significantly older. I'm guessing vegan diet plus awful genetics plus anti depressants or some "prescription medication" because nothing about how she looks and carries herself is right for a woman below mid 40s
>>735169815I don't want kids and never have. There are countless men like me just on /V/ threads you have selection and personal bias. Now that women earn the same as men the life you fantasize about is no longer the only "acceptable" path. That may upset (you).
>>735162509Fucking backseater
>>735170008Okay so you’re a genetic dead end? Good for you.
>>735169815bullshit, a lot of sex havers have children by accident and regret it, specially if they're youngyou're just a LARPer pretending to care about the future of civilization, almost sure you don't have any children yourself and just want other people to do it
>>735162509Yes. She's the only person I regularly play video games with. Lately we've been playing Darktide and marathoning the Ace Attorney series. But we play all kinds of co-op stuff. Secret of Mana, Streets of Rage, Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, Helldivers 1, Pit People, Left 4 Dead, Full Metal Furies, Battleblock Theater, Mercenary Kings, Vagante, Broforce, Halo, Borderlands, Ship of Fools, Tales games, etc. etc. the list could go on and on and on.Met her when we were 14 and bonded over our love of videogame soundtracks and RPGs.
>>735169815I want kids in a delusional pipe dream sense and not die alone.I don't want kids IRLAll you need is visit someone with a young child to make the idea very unappealing to you. They are fun for a few hours, then they drain your free time for the next 10 years and your money for the following 10.
>>735170281>I’ve never met a fellow young man that doesn’t desire children>you're just a LARPer pretending to care about the future of civilizationnta, but what is causes this kind of schizobabble.
Should I cut my hair to buzzsaw length or go for Aragorn look if I'm installing tinder? It gets in my food and everything but I don't wanna cut it but I wanna get laid
>>735170439>All you need is visit someone with a young child to make the idea very unappealing to you.That didn't work for me.When I visit my sister and her family, I really wish I could be as lucky as her.
>>735170513just trust me bro, I know the typethese online guys who always complain about women not wanting children and population decline, 90% of the time they're not married and don't have children themselveslike at this first post:>Millennial women were successfully psyoped into not wanting childrenanother anon responds:>women may drive humanity into extinction for not procreating enoughhis reply agreeing:>I’ve never met a fellow young man that doesn’t desire children. Most women our age are just Godless hedonists who don’t realize they’re going to die alone.if he DOES have children I'm happy for him, but most of the time they're larpers
>>735170623cold approach is less of a humiliation ritual compared to tinder
>>735169620God damn anon
>>735170623I vote for Aragorn lookAlso, if you have female friends, have them take pictures of you for tinder, it helps a lot
>>735169762Seethe how and about what dumbass?
My wife liked watching me play Rumbleverse and we had a great time playing through Detroit together. Otherwise shes not super interested in what I play...but thats ok.
>>735169815Pretty fucking narrow-minded.I'm a man and I don't want children.
>>735170987something is off
>>735170781>larpersExplain the logic in your terminology hereIf the guy's lamenting that he doesn't have kids because women don't want to get married and have kids, how is that larping>just trust me broI don't think I can
>>735170623don't do long hair, hardly any men can actually pull it off without looking like the generic fedora meme. And unless you're a 10, it's more worthwhile to just cold approach women outside, you'll have more luck.
>>735170987>>735171030How about this version instead?
>>735171110there are two routes further edits will take>A: the guy is getting ntr'd>B: the guy is going to have sex with the cat
>>735171192Actually I think it's fine with the implication as is, that it's not a happy relationship
>>735171089True, I'd rather not humiliate myself
>>735171192why not both?
My wife plays as a huge dicked guy on a FF14 ERP server. In game she has green hair and is thin. Out game she has green hair and is 200 pounds at 5"2. Im in a polycube with her and 2 other really ugly smelly guys
>>735171110Actually I think it's fine with the implication as is, that he fucks the cat
>>735171340Straight from reddit, eh?
>>735171110Needs to be looking at the cat in the last panel.
>>735169620She’s going to figure out a way to kill you. If she only does this tradwife shit you’ve forced on her because she’s afraid of getting beaten then you’re living with a resentful prisoner. Your kids might even want to kill you. My dad was like you and I seriously considered it because of how bad I felt for my mom. Get a divorce or stop beating her.
>>735167182The zoomer version is the dude being alone yet somehow the same.
>Turning 30 next month>Realize I'm too old for fresh young 18 year old pussy and have to settle for 30+ year old leftovers ran through by college chads if I ever want to see myself get a relationship.At this point I'm considering either escortmaxxing or staying alone forever.
>>735171651or do both. get a hag to have kids with, impregnate her, and then fuck prostitutes on the side for the rest of your lifewhats the worst that could happen? she divorces you? oh noo, please don't take care of the kids by yourself
How the hell do people like this find girlfriends when they hardly ever go outside in the first place?
>>735171651Beta cuck, as usual.After my parents divorced, my dad natched a 18yo HS girlfriend.
>>735171735it's luck, like everything in life
>>735169762why would i possbily be seething, fucktard
I can't sit on my desktop without being burned out by work.I am glad I got my 3ds because otherwise I extremely rarely play games
>>735171509Shhh don't spoil the ending for him.
My wife turned lesbian and stole all my pokemon cards for meth. Now shes with my cousin in Arizona taking his huge dick. Im not doing well. Just got a Venomoth though! Haha.
>>735162509No, I don't have a wife and I don't think I ever will.The only girl I have played games with is my sister.
>>735163624Unironically yes
>>735170970>>735171816>I AM NOT FUCKING SEETHING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE SEETHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
no, im a stone cold loveless anon for life
>>735169815Having children scares the shit out of me
>>735171961if you think there's anything remotely resembling seethe in any of those replies then it is proof that you are the one who seethes
>>735171890Like playing with your sister, huh?
>>735166667Hahahahahaha
I fuken nutted in so many girls during my 20s just to spite you incels. Theres millions like me. No good girl is unspunked in. Suck it.
>>735171961Astral Projection
>>735168851>If the average 4chan fantasy was a post
>>735172039Not those types of games.
ITT: anons with video game addiction getting mad about things that haven't even happened to them yet
>>735171762>After my parents divorced, my dad natched a 18yo HS girlfriendDid he have a strong jawline? did he have money? was he tall?
>>735171762>not having a daughter just to hook up with her friends in the futurengmi
>>735171509Man, some of you faggots sure have been pussified beyond belief.
>>735162509>wifeAlright chad, no need to flex here.
>>735171651>too oldEven if you're average, you're like candy to young girls. When I was 18, I couldn't get girls to even look at me. A switch was flipped as soon as I turned 30, I look like a cave troll and I still get hit on regularly.
>>735172032
>>735163762
>>735169620>>735171509It’s a copy pasta but there’s a reason it’s effective. He’s not beating her all the time, it was once, and she just learned for the first time in her life that her husband is a man that’s not just gonna take her shit, and she learned there is such a thing as consequences. If she’s vindictive he should just leave, but smacking a bitch once in a blue really does wonders if she’s the type who really “needs” it. And you can’t tell when an ass whooping is out of necessity or just releasing anger. If it’s the latter, then it won’t end well, but if it’s the former, it’s years of discipline she was likely begging for.
>>735170841>>735171509Newfags
>>735168437she died, he is missing
>>735171961>no argumentI accept your concession.
>>735165680
>>735171110>>735171367
>>735172254>yet
>>735172471>this completely made up story actually works because reasons that are also entirely made up in my headmeds, NOW
>>735163490It's 2026 they are unaffordable id you want a house anon. Maybe become an adult and find out.t.36
>>735162509hope I'm not too late for the party
>>735172745staying alive staying alive
>>735173005
>>735172745Why is The Count in the last panel?
>>735173091because the count is a chad
>>735172745
>>735173091It would probably be funnier with "ah yeah" or something, but I didn't want to drag all those letters around lol.
>>735173194BARBED
>>735172947I do like a good Thog edit.
>>735173194YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALKI’M A WOMAN’S MAN, NO TIME TO TALK
I handed my wife the controller on boss 3-a in shinobi on ps2 (coward with dogs) and she beat it on her first try button mashing. Since I am married of course I have no social life and felt compelled to share this with my only friends (you) although you don't play videogames.
>>735170623Anon you should just rape and beat women and strangle them
>>735169932ok
>>735167557If the redpill turns you into a self centered antinatalist it's no better than any other self destructive ideology
got tired of tidying it up before thread 404s
>>735173876Zoomers know artificial wombs will be available in their lifetimes. Why would they suffer the fate of their parents and grandparents when they could be impregnating their anime waifus while watching 3D whores be enslaved for their crimes?
>>735172745Make the cat also gone in the last panel
>>735174046nm lol >>735173194
>>735165918good riddance, retards who can get subverted so easily shouldn't reproduce anyway. they don't deserve to have children>>735172875skill issue
>>735162509My wife IS vidya.
>>735165180why did millenials turn out so bad lmao? too happy a childhood that didn't force them to mature i suppose
>>735174148>skill issueWidely spreading skill issue, going off the statisticsIt's not looking good
>>735163312Women don't play video games. That was a dude.
>>735162509I'm killing myself tonight>>735167629nevermind maybe it's good that I'm alone.
>>735174225culture went through the meat grinder in their childhood, most of the women were taught they were perfect angels that can do no wrong for their entire lives, and they got raised by boomers. But that's just a guess, it really needs some proper studying.
>>735163490
I dumped a hot girl that wanted to marry me because she took too much of my vidya time. I wanted to have sex almost every day, she would only put out 2-3 times a week. I decided it wasn't worth it (she was also a bit of a whore in her late teens)
>>735162509>has to look up a guide because he's stupid
>>735174148>retards who can get subverted so easilyso all women?
>>735167629Imagine structuring your relationship like it's a fucking job meetingholy fuck
>>735172653qrd?
>>735167557>>735167292>>735167382>literally the gayest generation
>>735167881Depends on you and the girl I suppose.I didn't have a gf until I was in my mid-late 20's and it was exciting at first but quickly started feeling like a chore more than anything. I've just been a loner most of my life, I genuinely don't like being social or hanging out with people, that includes girls, actually, especially girls. So suddenly having this "obligation" to spend time with and care for a girls emotional and physical needs, something that I previously had no experience with, just felt exhausting and made me depressed. Sex was okay but at that point I'd rather just have a FWBI'm better off alone I think
>>735175748predicting millennials will keep climbing steadily while gen z grows out of it.t. millennial
>>735175748>not separated by sexthis shit is misleading, most of those are women. Statistically, online polls and other questionnaires are mainly answered by women. Gen Z homosexuality is also already falling, while millennial homosexuality and mental illness is continuing to rise.
>>735175843nta but i guess i'd have to be as off-putting from the get-go as i am at my worst if a relationship is gonna have any chance of panning out. too autistic to pretend not to be, no chance it'd last past a month otherwise.
>>735176025COPE
>>735165680ha fag your wife is dead
>>735163312>I told her that... I'd be happy to watch
>>735176456yep, just like your lineage
>>735174887Loud, smelly, demands a lot of attention, pukes over your upholstery but strays retarded the whole time. I don't really get pets. A child will at least grow out of that eventually and it doesn't take that long relative to a dogs lifespan.
>>735176396there's better ways to shit on zoomers than reaching this far and using misleading statistics anon.
>>735174887hehesilly was pretty good, I wonder where she (he?) is now
>>735162509No. Generally when the comics happen to me I just stop playing.>inb4 simpHonestly at this point there's no game that grabs me so much that I resent interruptions.
>>735163530My ex would get genuinely mad if I did anything that didn't directly involve her even if we were in the same room and has just spent 5 hours watching some garbage on Netflix, which of course she had spent the entire time doom scrolling tiktok
>>735176083You unironically just have to b urself, but the best version of yourself
>>735176606>A child will at least grow out of that eventuallyBrowsing this site led me to believe that wasn't the case for the majority of 'people'.
>>735168339The camera is not moving when they're both on game, it's a tripod retard
>>735177178You think that is bad, mine got jealous that I spent time with my 14 year old sister
>>735162509LOL
>>735171110
>>735169596men aren't more capable of reproduction than men, men need six months on average to cause a pregnancy and we have only enough sperm to impregnate one woman per kid, the lie that men come with more offspring is by harem groups of ancient history where other men had kids with those women and simply by not knowing the father the man who was giving them money simply said those kids where from them (this in turns causes things like the ghengis khan aspects and others similar to it most likely false, just being generic genes which where a part of the populations ghengis khan was present rather than being his kids), mix this with inherently more corrupt sperm which causes difficulties in reproduction and in general men are equally slow in reproduction. Aside from this men give women food during pregnancy to do a mutual help in it, being an equal risk in work values to guarantee child rearing for a woman.In this regard men need to be cared, fend off and helped by women, which explains aside from evolutionary pressures of animals which we are related cause women to have less sexual dimorphism than other species (with women not being as strong, but more resistant even if they are castrared nowadays.)So why this isn't as present in modern society? because agriculture let women have kids without being equally capable and good people by removing men social groups through distance while having total capacity to remove the necessity of being good to men by being able to steal their work during pregnancy by agriculture having more non perishable food (thus men not having any leeway of them leaving if the woman was abusive by society or simply using men own biological mechanisms to stop women from reproducing).
>>735177576>>735169596In this regard this is seen in modern society by sperm donation and the low standards of men caused by this historical misandry, but the way to solve it is to simply show the truth, generate male social groups and not accept women which hurt and abuse men by asking more for less (like not working a job in equal number of hours outside the home or wanting for the men to only court) while getting legal rights (like stopping our rape being legal, our killing being accepted, our slavery in alimony and military service, our mutilation legal and much more, our reproduction commodified and not being able to choose by not having a real temporal not reversible by a woman anticonceptive and more).The system isn't natural but for this reason it can change, you are equally worthy in reproduction as a man, never let the misandry lie about that to you.
>>735163043>pussyEwwwww gross. She (he) better jerk off and suck his dick
>>735173876What are they gonna do? This is not even an ideology. Women sucks nowadays, they are demons on earth and turn your life to dust the first chance they get for the most banal reasons. Why would they torture themselves with nothing to gain?
>>735163312is this an ad?
>>735162509My wife pretty much only likes interactive movie-type games like the ones from Telltale or Supermassive. We have gone through most of the good ones.
>>735177552Perfect
>>735162509this is an accurate portrayal of a millennial man, but it's really missing the woman who looks like Fiona from Shrek.
>>735175634they are divorced and now she posts woe is me garbageI'm sure the guy is doing fine
>>735168339Their bvll of afro American descent
>>735162509sure but if that bitch mouthes off on how to play the game i will throw the pad in her face
>>735163624didn't see my granpa complain about how long it took to build a shed in his free time
>>735167881like having a mother you have sex with
>>735179317 that's just because you're dating your mother anon
>>735177306the majority of people live in the hellholes known as china, india and africa
>>735168141>gets new apartment>first piece of decoration is a tranny flagDude dodged a fucking nuke with this one
When did this place get filled with normalfags?
>>735176829Look up Sillypoo on YouTube.
My brother would literally leave his wife alone on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday and keep forcing me to play FIFA with him, sometimes he wouldn't even let me leave and made me sleep over.When I told him he was neglecting his slutty wife, he said that's how you treat women.He ended up getting cheated on by that total slut (before they got married, she'd even posed naked for a magazine), and then the slut dumped him, and he kept threatening to kill himself, LOL.To this day, he's still avoiding her lawyer so he doesn't have to sign the divorce papers.
>>735162509My ex would always do this, trying to backseat using a guide. I don't get it, what's the point of playing then? Whenever I watched her play games she would look up every choice you could make in a gameI solved the issue by dating a guy instead
>>735162509How do you cope with knowing you'll never have a gf or even a good friend,?I'm a terminal loser with no personality or drive to do anything. Anytime i break out of my shell to talk to anyone it goes nowhere because my response to ",What did you do on weekend brah" is just slept 27 straight hours walked around and thought about killing myself.
>>735168141she's not actually gay, she's just an annoying woman whose best guess at company was lesbians.
>>735162509I have not spoken to a woman in 20 years.
>>735168141How can she be a lesbian when lesbians are not real?
>>735179586isn't america full of fent zombies and hobo's, and breaking a bone or missing even one paycheck will put you on the street, because that sounds like more of a hellhole than anywhere in china.
>>735180271Was seeing this girl who made her husband open their relationship, she was pretty good looking too and horny as fuck. Her husband would leave Saturday morning and spend all day at the game shop playing tabletops that he spent all his extra money on. Id come over every Saturday and spend a few hours blasting her with cum before going about my day.So yeah ignoring your wife all weekend long is a wonderful idea
>>735183067whores would do that regardless, that bitch was probably screwing everyone in the neighborhood since before she got married bro.
>>735183548Yeah but its a lot easier when you leave em to their own devices all weekend long. But u right, best just not to marry a hoe in the first place unless you're ready to be hopelessly and constantly cucked
>>735162509Most women hate games and get angry if you stop paying attention to them for longer than 5mins.
