>romance route in a modern WRPG>"Oh, you thought we were exclusive? Sorry, I have needs!"It's all so tiresome
>>735167393You tell em doxed bronyOP!
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>>735167393Many such cases
>>735167393>Make her follow an evil god>Why is she evil?You cucked yourself
>>735167614>implying implicationsShe's like that even if she worships Selune
you dont belong on /v/ if you dont wanna get cheated on. its a normal, healthy part of modern sexuality.
>>735167393Troons are pretty vile>>735167450Look here's one now. They can't handle a board without usernames they can sperg out about lmao
Faerun is just a disgusting, degenerate setting like that. IRRC they retitled Selune, who was called The Moon Maiden, because it implied being a Maiden is a good thing and Ed Greenwood disagreed.
>>735167393>>735167512Never happened in my playthrough so it doesn't count. That said idk if she's just fond of her or if she's actually desperate to sleep with Karlach based on their banter in act 1.
>>735167696He's probably from /vg/ and knew when dragonirian showed up because of the spamming there.
>>735167540>>735167393Why are half elves like this?
>>735167540Source?
>>735167802>schrodinger's cuckoldry
>>735167393>plays a larian game>gets a larian gamei'm shocked!
>>735167393>character has a personality>he didn't romance Karlach or the frogDid you at least fuck the demon?
This game tries to force Gale on the player and it pisses me off. Just by not being an asshole he immediately wants to smash. The tiefling chick is an obvious lesbian and Shadowheart is the personification of that slightly autistic girl who had to get As on every assignment or would cry in class.
>>735167986>5
>doing romance at all
>>735168250That's not based, it's pretty cucked actually>y-y-you cheated on me? w-we won't talk about this again...The proper response would be to call her a whore and tell her to fuck off, like you can do with Viconia when she starts telling you that you're bad at sex, but of course Neera is a Beamdog character so they're not going to give you that option
>>735168342I never played the original BG games (or the new one for that matter) and I assumed it was the MC sperging out over her having a boyfriend in the past
>>735168497>in the pastkekIn-between BG1 and BG2 she fucks some other guy, this is while you're being brutally tortured by an evil wizard btw
>>735168148Hey that's what a choice-heavy RPG is all about -- your playthrough is your story.
>>735168102Wrath of the Righteous
>>735168571>original BG2>you fix a frail elven girl who lost her wings, she strives to become someone you can count on, grows to be a seasoned explorer, you two fall in love and have a kid before the adventure is even over>EE>this fucking pile of shit
>>735167393>Basically says you're her soulmate after three lines of dialogue on the beachWhat did you expect? If you can't keep up with a giga stacy get of the ladder
I've never played a game with romance mechanics.I consider games with romance mechanics to be not worth playing due to being aimed to the same audience that plays visual novels and therefore being shit from a game standpoint.
>>735168635Thanks. Isn't this character the one whose romance route is extremely hard to unlock?
>>735167393Just murder everyone for Bhaal
>>735168805it's hard because you need to do certain... things
>>735167614Nice cope, Shartnigger. Wife'zel also follows an evil goddess at first and isn't a shameless whore like Shadowheart is. She doesn't share, period.Shar has nothing to do with Shadowslut being a disgusting strumpet desperate for bear cock. She was just born that way, probably because she was raised by Selunite (read: coastal liberal) parents
>>735168932I’ve grown resistant to wanting to play “full renegade” in choose your own adventure style games. As a kid it was common for me to play edge lord characters ask the time in Kotor, Mass Effect, etc. In BG3, using the narrator, who is speaking as your own internal monologue, in order to persuade me into doing violent shit as durge does actually work sometimes.
>>735169325I don't know, it's less about being an edgelord, and more about me just not giving a fuck about these npcs.Used to always pick the goody two shoes path, even at a detriment to the playthrough. Now I don't care, I'd wipe out the entire city in Two Worlds to loot their swords for upgrading.
>>735167393>>735167512This is the only reason I haven't played this game, the only li are a slut that will cuck you and during the story meets ex lovers, or a green ugly goblin bitch, it feels like a humiliation ritual
>>735167393She's literally a mind broken cult follower and when you fix her she becomes monogamous.
>>735169808you can always just cope by installing the mod that removes the cuckshit
>>735169831>she becomes monogamous.lol.she DISAPPROVES if you don't let her have an orgy including h*lsin, she is in no way monogamous.
>>735168318Even durge deserves love
>>735169075>Lae'zel>Not a shameless whore
>>735168805No it's not, you just fuck her and then start the romance, problem is that she's a psycho whore
>>735169936Anon, YOU start the orgy, purposefully pick who you bring to the brothel, and you have to have romanced Halsin for him to show interest in the Orgy.
>>735167393We must be better
>go for the polygamy dialog option>games responds correctly to player choice and lets you practice polygamy>act as though this affects playthroughs where you dont take this optionThis just doesn't count
>>735170820>you have to have romanced Halsin for him to show interest in the OrgyNope, he does it regardless Also nice of you to ignore his point, it doesn't matter if you initiate it or not, the fact of the matter is that she's okay with it so yes she's polyamorous even if she worships Slune
>>735170820missing the point dumb shartnigger, your disloyal slut will actively disapprove if you don't let her shag halsin. you are a cuck for being with her of course, but an even bigger one for giving her the chance to satisfy her bearlust
>>735170820>you have to have romanced Halsin for him to show interest in the Orgy.this is false, regardless of your approval or dialogue choices with him, he will always proposition you for a possible threesome.This also doesn't address that she is ENTHUSIASTIC about the threesomes and orgies, this is a canon, as written aspect of her character. you simply not seeing it doesn't make it not true.
>>735167393>Oh you thought we were exclusive?Players romances ANY other character at the same time>oh you FUCKING NIGGER you thought you could two time me?? END THAT ROMANCE NOWWhy?
>>735167540The only women who are cheating whores in wotr are the absurdly evil monsterous ones so it makes sense
>>735170892>>735170936>>735170953kek. Is this seriously how you guys spend your time? Why are you all so knowledgeable about how to get the cuck route in a game?
>>735168318>Can't fuck your sister-nieceWhat's even the point?
>>735171045pure cope
>>735171045At least try to prove me wrong
>>735167393>>735167540>retard surprised that sex freaks are sex freaks in the sex freaks worlddumb caveman RETARD did you think all the elf sex were jokes? all the orc rapes? people fuck 25/7 on D&D all over the fucking place. get the fuck out of Faerun if you're into little bitch boy small dick virgin fairytale shit before I lecture you on tiefling tail sounding.
Cuck Gate 3, now I get why leftists love this gay shit
>>735171045Shart was the most popular romance choice, of course people are going to know
>>735171191You are wrong. You need to romance Halsin and push Shart to have sex early in the relationship to get that result from the Orgy.
>>735171492But you have to bend over backwards to get this result. Romance Halsin, push Shart to have sex early, invite them both to the brothel, agree to a bisexuality orgy to begin with, specifically invite Shart to the orgy but then it's unacceptable for the dude you're already fucking to ask to join?
>>735171548you're literally just making shit up. The only way she'll turn down the drow twin orgy is if you haven't seen her beach scene yet.
>>735171548No, you don't, I corroborated it and others did too, Halsin is a fucking sex pest that tries to join in regardless
>>735171708So you admit to taking bear cock yourself AS WELL as being a cuck?
>>735167393>hear about how you will get cucked in BG3>"FUCKING FINALLY! My type of game!">try it out>doesn't end up getting cuckedWhy do you assholes lie to me so much?
>>735171728Yeah. Because you invited her.
>>735171773You explicitly have to give your consent to get cucked and at that point you're probably just having fuck with Halsin as well.
>>735171708>Romance Halsinthis is just straight up wrong. you're welcome to test it in game and see for yourself>push Shart to have sex earlyalso wrong. point to the specific dialogue where this happens.
>>735171763I fuck everyone and everything I can in every CRPG. Extra content.
>>735171826How exactly? I don't remember it even coming up
>>735171887IDK I fucked the frog personally.
>>735171035>promiscuous = evilBased owlcat
>>735171905Its own brand of humiliation ritual.
>>735171867I did. If you haven't fucked Halsin he doesn't offer to join.
>>735167393How can you romance her? She dies in the tutorial.
>>735171905This thread is just full of lying assholes isn't it? I explicitely want to get cucked but I never end up getting cucked.
>>735171035All romance options in WotR are absurdly evil monsters.>but the demon is le heckin wholesome chungus!No. Demons belong on a stake.
>>735171826If you go with Shart getting cucked is mandatory
>>735171948To be fair to me I just kind of hooked up with the first person to offer poon-tang, I am not a romance fag. I am downright "Aromantic" as the tumblrites call it.>>735172052Shame.
>>735172078Yeah, she deserves to be impaled vaginally on a stake (the stake is my cock)
>>735172028you are literally just straight up lying now, who do you think you're trying to fool here? everyone knows all of the details on this, it was a much discussed topic.
>>735172052You do get cucked but you just didn't see it
>>735172171You talk about getting cucked a lot?
>>735172052Look, you wanna be a cuck, just romance Shadowheart and whore her to Halsin, that makes you a willing cuck
>>735172289I did romance shart. Never did I get the otpion to give her to Halsin.
>>735172240you aren't even trying to refute me now, wouldn't it be easier to just admit you're wrong and move on?
>>735172425>Edit Section
>>735167393Why are Lae'zelfags like this?
>>735172498>nooooooo he personally edited the wiki to shitpostDamn this guy is seriously coping
>>735172572You've been crying about this for 2 1/2 years. Yes. I have absolutely no doubt you would edit a public wiki.
>>735172289She asks for your permission first and refuse to do it if you say not to. It's not the same at all.
>>735172498https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Halsinyou don't need to take my word for it, it's all right there.
>>735172659>>735172784One of these days check the Halsin wiki page randomly and see if it's edited or not, maybe that will finally make you stop being delusional
>>735172840You regularly check Halsin's wiki page?
>>735172901No, but if you do what I say that's probably the cope you're going to use once you realize that what he posted here >>735172425isn't edited
>>735171106Minthara is tame compared to the likes of Mizora and Orin. I really hoped we would get some proper evil romances.
>>735173183I don't think anyone on the Internent is going to be as dedicated to keeping the wiki compliant to their narrative as the guy whose spent over 2 years regularly informing people on 4chan how he got cucked by Halsin and it was totally beyond his control.
>>735169969Durge loves murder.
>>735173384Kinda crazy even the Wyll origin doesn't provide something of a fleshed out, albiet probably very bad for him, romance with the demon bitch
>>735173447i know who you are
>>735173538Who am I?
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>>735168661Real talk. I absolutely loved it when I think Viconia(?) calls out Aerie for constantly pitybaiting for compliments from you (because Viconia is a jealous whore trying to hurt Aerie's feelings however she can but she's not wrong per se) and Aerie actually takes the criticism into consideration rather than just discounting it because of the source and strives to be less needy and dependent. Feels like something a modern writer would never do.
>>735171106This is the kind of degenerate kino this game needed, not bear sex and drow twins. I wanted to beat Orin in the duel and then sexually dominate her on Bhaal’s alter as she screamed “Pierce me Bloodkin! Again and again and again!” in ecstasy. She didn’t even need to be a permanent companion afterwards. Just have Durge say that now that he has returned that Orin is to await his command for the assault on the brain and make her and some Bhaalists summonable allies in the final fight.
>>735167512>plays Shadowheart origin>romances and fucks Helsin>spams deranged shit he did in game for 3 yearswhat kind of mentally ill homo turbo faggot would do that
>>735173895It's really satisfying to see her going from a needy child to actually wondering how she can support (you)
>>735171212they're not even elves, they're half elves, mutts
Doesn't baldur's gate 3 give you freedom to do what you want? Like you could kill the other males and rape shadowheart if you wanted?
>>735170820Idk why people are getting so butt hurt about the fact that their choices ultimately dictate how the game plays out. I played a Human Paladin my first campaign. 60 hours. Recruited Halsin and had him on my team the whole game to fight with me, shadowheart, and Gayzelle. I never even knew the Orgy was an option let alone knew that Shadowheart had any feelings for Halsin or others until I read this thread. She was literally just a girl who got wrapped up in a horrible cult. I saved her, and she developed feelings for me, and we banged at the end of the game. How the fuck do you even initiate or begin to initiate the orgy shit with bear man? lmfaooooooooo
>>735174562>Like you could kill the other malesYes>rape shadowheartNo
>>735174638It’s a troll job. It gets jimmies rustled to point out a flaw in the most conventionally attractive girl in the game. It ignores the fact that the game completely caters to a large degree on what outcomes you want as the player character. Anons will say that she is canonically a whore who cucks you. At the same time, they can’t answer who Shadowheart objectively is at the end of the game. Is she a follower of Shar or Selune? Obviously since it’s a game, it’s whatever you make her to be.
>>735175190Honestly I'm more annoyed a Bhaal Durge can't keep a romance going with Sharrite Shadowheart. We both want to kill all life. We have so much in common.
>>735174638These anons are the type to pressure their girlfriend into 2m/1f threesomes or poly and then call them a whore afterwards for actually doing it
>>735174638She still has a crush on Halsin. She still fantasizes all the time about fucking him even if you never get the opportunity to see her admit it, and she still flirts with him in party banter
>>735167393Isn't that only if you yourself push to be non-exclusive by having group sex with drow prostitutes? Seems like a self-inflicted injury.
>>735175669I went after Leliana, Morrigan can fuck whoever she wants.I will have a 3some with Leliana and Isabela
>>735168497The original BG games (1,2, 2-DLC and the ps2 one) not have romance, Squidwards, annoying narrator, cutscenes or other features for the modern audience
>>735176365 BG2 is THE crpg that popularized romances, both games have cutscenes and BG2 also has mindflayers, stop talking about games you clearly haven't played
>>735176365>The original BG games (1,2, 2-DLC and the ps2 one) not have romance, SquidwardsBG2 has both romances and mindflayers
>>7351763652 has romance.. and EE added Romance to 1
