Why would people stick around, let alone JOIN, the Legion?Literally no one is having fun or happy, from the lowest to highest, they're all miserable.
>>735175938Everyone but Caesar is a slave to the will of Caesar.
>>735175938>everyone worships mars, aka war>you get to rape whoever you want>NCRtroons are weak faggotsYeah, I'll join the Legion any day.
The only tribes that willingly joined the Legion were conned into it. Every single one thought they were going to get a good deal.
>>735175938the way the courier does it makes the most sense, a high level freelancer who doesn't have to live in their lands. they are a good solution to problems like Powder Gangers and Great Khans, they're not gonna wait around while their citizens get terrorized before a treaty can be signed.
>>735176395yeah the kahns sidequest showed the legion ambassador was just blowing smoke up their ass. the legion as underdeveloped as it was still had a lot of thought put into its depiction
>>735175938You get to have sex slaves. That alone should be incentive enough.
>>735175938the guy with the dogs was having a great time
>>735177493idk why but the whole collecting dogs everywhere and breeding them is cool. dudes just going to city of dogs and yoinking them all. like a dream
>>735175938There is a sort of basic "might makes right" survivalist mindset to the idea of joining a crazy warlord in the vague hope that you are no longer threatened by every other crazy warlord. But that's assuming that you're already crazy enough to blindly believe that Caesar will always win.
>>735177612They only started using dogs after hitting Denver because there was literally nothing else of value in the city and after going all that way and losing a bunch of people, they had to compensate somehow.>>735177493He's really not. Caesar broke his tribe by rounding up their beloved dogs and throwing them onto a fire in front of them. Then forced them to look after other dogs as cannon fodder for the Legion. He used to hold dogs sacred, now he breeds them to be disposable.
>>735175938Because most people don’t “join”, they’re either forcibly enslaved or born into slavery and become warriors so they don’t have to be glorified pack mules, and you’d know this if you played the game instead of making low effort bait threads on /v/ for engagement and (you)’s.
>>735175938Because I want to purge New Vegas of its degeneracy by any means necessary whether its enslavement, crucifixion, or execution. Profligates like you just wouldn't get it
>>735175938Being a man isn't about being happy.
>>735175938Legion is demonstrably GOATed at wiping out dumb tribal identities and unifying everyone else, which is arguably one of the top 3 most important things humanity would have to do in the Fallout situation.NCR can't even do half a heckin' war crime on the drug-running Khans without crying and pissing and shitting themselves. Absolutely pathetic. >no one is fun or happybecause all that's portrayed in-game is a forward operating base. Per Raul and the traders, Legion lands are relatively safe and wholesome, moreso than NCRturds who let raiders run rampant for decades (no money for them in fixing problems). All the flaws of the old order, none of the perks.
>>735181162>because all that's portrayed in-game is a forward operating baseThere's nothing else to the Legion. People who live in Arizona are people Caesar didn't want in the Legion. It's a giant nomadic army of tribal slaves and nothing else.
>>735181342>NCR niggas actually believe this
>THATS NOT HOW FUCKING DIALECTICS WORKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwy8I2iPwH0
>>735181982The guy that made this meme doesn't understand Hegel.
>>735183363neither does the great and larporious caesar
>>735183392He does, though. Whether or not the writers do is a different matter.
