Blast havers, are you ready to have the blast of your life?
You can't make this up!
I'm going to blast so fucking hard
>>735286414GOOKBROS.PREPARETOCHARGE
>>735286414it's blastin' time xDthis meme is so good, shoutouts to whoever shared it first on the discord
qrd on the "blast having" meme?
>>735286931HAHAHAHA
>>735287063It's a real return to form
God, I'm so excited. I'm about to blast already.
>>735286931Probably would the one on the right. The one on the left is ugly as fuck and needs to do something about all them moles.
>>735287063Totally hooked
>>735287063I think it started when starfield launched and a lot of people (presumably bots or indians) were posting everywhere that they were "having a blast" with the game
They truly struck lightning in a bottle with this release!
>>735287258Recently it's been Marathon on reddit. A lot of very similar posts along the lines of "I don't know about you guys, but I'm having an absolute blast!" to the point that it just looks like either cope or astroturfing
ive already played 500 hours and I haven't left the tutorial zone yet. im having a blast
>>735286931I'm gonna blast and blast and threepeat it and blast some more
This has "mainstream success" written all over it!
>>735287364>condom
>>735287354
>denuvoNo, I will not be blasting
>>735287258You must be very new here.
antiblasters are seething so hard trying to pretend half the board being excited for a grand adventure is some sort of paid shill campaign.maybe one day you'll learn to have fun :)
>>735286414>crimsontards gonna get butt blastedYep... It's butt blasted time. KEK
>>735286931>>735287364asian women are really hot but they're also really mean
>>735286624>The map is HUGEThen why is all footage of this game taking place on a grassy hill?
>>735287739yep, we blastbros know how to have fun ;)gonna blast right in your ass bro KEK
>>735287834only if your wee wee is clit size
>>735286414If you ever feel sad about something in your life, just know that you have the privilege of being among the first humans to ever experience this masterpiece.All of your ancestors lived their mundane boring lives and died without having the slightest idea of how good we'll have it one day.
>>735286414Yeah but this time the blasting will actually be for real. No wokeism or other tarded things in this one.
>>735286414>ubislop
I come in blasting and then I drop my magnum condom for my monster dong
Apparently the game includes snow as an ambient weather system. So not just snow areas, but a grassy field can experience snowfall that accumulates then melts off. Also dedicated leaf physics so piles of leafs move around realistically.
>>735287834just korean because they force circumcise you
>>735287258Didn't blast posting start with DD2?
This is the most shilled game since E33 holy shit
>>735287715>Grand adventure>Bad guy beats good guys good guys go for revenge against bad guyLmao fuck off shill
>>735286414>muh computized volumetric cloudsanother game ruined with shit art direction
>>735290194>kills me with cringe
Can I climb that mountain
>>735290194if john souls were on that horse instead you would be sucking this image off and you know it fag
>>735286414No this game has a very high chance of actually being good after watching reviews by people who actually play and enjoy games. Blasting is something you post about when it's the typical western deislop game, it doesn't work posting about blastings when it's from the discord raiders.
>>735290194>This game just invented a new concept called "clouds". A true masterpiece that redefines gaming as we know it. 10/10 buy now from my referral link.
>>735289871yeah it feels like a psyop at this point. i've never heard of this game before yesterday and now there are like 5 threads every hour
>>735291317>i've never heard of this game before yesterdayI don't even understand how that happens. Well you'll know it for a while now until you hit your head again or something.
>>735287063Ultra generic way to say you're enjoying something. Since it doesn't require you to talk about why you like the game it's very common among shills
>>735286414>4 more hours
>>735287364She looks 12
>>735291694She was probably even hotter when she was 12
>>735286931sexo with the one on the left
>>735291450Bu enough about you, shill.
>>735292084I get a free copy for shilling this hotdogwater slop game. What do you get for anti-shilling? That's what I thought. Sit down.
>>735294312>the shills are now revealing themselves after running out of talking pointsWell, that settles it. Shan't be buying.
>>735287947but that makes it easier to put on the horse strap-on
>>735291317Because the more trustworthy critics say it’s a contender for best game ever made.
>>735286414I refunded... so I could buy it without pre order bonusI AM THAT FUCKING HYPEDULTIMATE RPG IMMERSION LETS GOOOOOOO
>>735287063"having a blast" expression that means having a good time. Probably dates back to like 70-80-90's if not earlier
Any hope we will get a survival mode where we need to camp, eat, drink and sleep?Seems like a waste such a big map and dont have any of that
>>735297503It's even less immersive/sim than San Andreas so doubt it
you can be a logger
Keep it up blast havers
>>735298639>3 wood from an entire treeYo, patch this shit
>>735297503Food is essential because you'll need it to heal. I've also seen people being frozen in areas with low temperature.
>>735297503you can camp and you have to poop
>>735286414Sharing a minimal filter list that you'll probably wanna have if you're gonna be staying in these threads for launch and actually discuss the game.
>>735286414>100 hours of fetch quests in the most generic fantasy world of all timeZAMN WHAT A BLAST!
>>735286414OOOOHHHHI'M GONNABLOOOOOOOOOST
>>735286414>Witcher 3, Korea
>>735300279>minimalI have a minimaleet filter for the catalog to avoid pro and anti shills even harder/crimson desert/i
>>735300279>SARS, FILTER OUT THE ANTI-INDIAN RACISTS
>>735289736yes but the newfags here wouldn't know that, i unironically did have a blast for about 20 hours with DD2 until realizing the game was just a reskin of the first with less content and downgraded classes, worse story etc
>>735286414Crimson Desert looks fucking stupid.I just bought Ready or Not to play instead.
>>735300279>i must talk about the game on 4chinkzare you a stupid faggot? just play the game by yourself instead of pretending anyone here is your friend. imagine coming to /v/ to discuss games lmao
>>735300551Glad I never fell for this censored crap
>>735291548So it's the shill version of calling a game trannycoded?
>>735286414I will have a blast if it permits me to wear Anglo-Saxon armor
Only blasting im gonna be doing is into my y fronts
>>735287063It's corpo speak and usually code for "I'm enjoying something notwithstanding the fact that it's being subjected to criticism." Once you're made aware of it you start seeing it everywhere.
>drunk npc that calls you a cuntkino
>>735287063It's code for eating cum
I'M GOONNA FOOKIN BLAST
60 MINUTES UNTIL BLAST OFF
>>735300279Filtering "sh1ll" alone makes the threads more 10 times more readable, and not just this game. It's been a permanent stay for me for years.
FUUUCKKKKK IT'S ALMOST TIME TO BLAAASSSSST
LESS THAN AN HOUR LEFT!!! S-SHIT! F-FUCK! I'M GONNA- I'M GONNA BLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>735286931Jokes on you, this gesture makes my dick twitch.
>>735286414>Blast havers, are you ready to have the blast of your life?No one talks like this.
>>735286624>500 hour checklist slop
>>735303185>he doesn't blastmaxx
>>735287063It's a stock coping phrase for when you're enjoying a game everyone else thinks is shit. Typically used in response to criticism of said game.>I don't understand/care why this game sucks, I'm having a blast!In these threads, the phrase is being used either to mock prospective players of the game or used by said players co-opting it to express their excitement.
>>735303283Sounds like a blast.
>>735286414Newblaster here.How do I become a Crimson Blaster??
>>735287837Those areas are all happened to be grass hills
>>735303612Prebought, preload into BLASTING
Realistically Dragon's Dogma 2's biggest complaint was that you couldn't marry the children like in DD1, and you can't marry children in this game either so it's not good either
>>735303784my internet is fast so im betting on blastloading faster than preblasting
>>735286414thats not even a desert, and green+brown as fuck not crimson, stupid fucking name
>>735291206>other game developers can't comprehend how anyone could come up with such a concept and code it on top
My credit card isn't working, go on without me bros....
>>735304291In a few hours once people will realize it's shit, you'll be glad your credit card didn't work.
>>735286931KOREANBROS LOOK AWAY
>>735289674shalom
>>735300279you're indian lol
>>735304291this game looks good
GOTTA BLAST
Looks like Team /v/ is blasting off again!
The blast meme got old fast
>>735286624but is it bigger than Daggerfall?
>>735307194it could be. daggerfall was nearly all procgen, they could do that here
>>735286414Wow, just look at that desert, it's so crimson!
Alright I'll admit I'm going to watch Asmongold play it instead of buying it myself
Game looks boring as shit. Is this what /v/ has become?
>>735300279>filtering for pa before j33t with an optional? flagok saar
>>735286624>Crimson Desert>only a small part is actually called "Crimson Desert">it's not crimson
>>735286414Why are there no ragdolls? That's like my favorite shit in games and considering all the other random features it has that's a strange omission
Stop playing this right now you incels
>>735287063Sometime post covid game companies started using bots/indians to spam comment sections with fake positive sentiment, phrases like “having a blast” and “return to form” were the shared language that made it obvious.Having a blast in particular is associated with capcom’s shill campaign for dragons dogma 2, the ironic shit posting on here during that time was actually hilarious
alright you fuckers I bought it despite my gpu being old as shit. It'll be done in 25 minutes. You better not have lied to me but thank God for steam refunds if you did
Boys, it's 11:30PM here, I'm just going to wait out the last half hour and turn the game on to contribute some of my power to the BULGOGI BLAST but I'm going to bed after that.
>>735306825I was unironically the one who started it back when DD2 was released. but its cool, I can live with the fact that it has spread without receiving recognition. Im humble like that.
>>735308945>I was unironically the one who started it back when DD2 was released.No you weren't. I was unironically blast-posting and later ironically blast-posting as the game revealed itself to not have any meat, independent of anything you were posting.In any case, I'm blasting off now, later.
>>735308945I'm having a BLAST16 hours in. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted Dragon’s Dogma to be.That’s all.Yes, 30 fps with occasional dips here and there and I wish they’d optimize it - but I fell in love with the original dragon’s dogma which was also 30ish fps. Holy balls guys. Holy, wrinkly, hairy, delicious motherfucking balls!I am having an absolute blast. The world has hooked me. It’s so beautifully immersive. I mean, THOSE PHYSICS?! The animations. The weight and feel of the movement and combat. The graphics. The spell effects. The epic fellowship of the ring adventure with kickass teammates because the AI is that much better.I’m just so happy. I’m so so so happy. I’m a 32 year old man feeling like a kid again.Capcom fucked up by releasing it unoptimized, but I grew up with pixels and gameboy graphics with PowerPoint slideshow animations and I know most of you have probably played Pokémon so I know you’ll understand this - if a game can grab you and immerse you nothing technical about it ever goddamn mattered.The way I see it is we are lucky enough to be conscious, alive sentient beings in 2024 when this technology even exists. 100 years ago people wouldn’t even understand the concept. I’m happy with whatever I can get.But honestly the criticism is definitely unwarranted, Capcom may be a large company, but they have actual employees with feelings too , and the market share has been quite unpredictable lately...Baldur’s Gate 3 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of technicality. But Dragon’s Dogma 2 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of feeling.I am absolutely in love and I wish you all could feel what I feel
>>735309221DD2 is an absolute blast doughbeit
How does it run on ps5?
>>735309330relax bro I didn’t even talk shit about Crimson Desert, in fact I am playing it right now. youre a massive unironical gay nigger faggot for liking BG3 though.
>walky talky shitthis better be limited to tutorial only
alright who else
>>735310341What the fuck even happened?
>>735310478He blasted :)
>precise jumping>blinding bladewhat are all these new mechanics they came up with wtf?
sexo barmaid
>>735310670brosi want to protect her
>>735290194This game has like 6 gorillion things to do and this nigga starin at clouds...
>>735286624Can anyone show the different environments? So far it's all grassy rocky field for me
>>735286414Denuvo token: GeneratedSteam_settings: ConfiguredColdClientLoader.ini: SetSteamclient_loader_x64.exe: StartedI'm mcfuckingBLASTING
>>735286624>200 hours alreadyWhen they released those keys for these people? a month ago? even playing 8 hours every day nonstop it would be hard to reach that...
>>735309221DD2 is still the superior game thoughbeit and it has actual soul.
>>735310670unc please turn this shit off you are ruining every screenshot
Soo, first hour in alreadyBlast status bros?
>>735310897You underestimate how little some people have going on in life. I used to be a neet and could play 12 hours of games in a day then my stepdad Tyrone threw me out and I had to get a job at McDonald’s and can’t game all day, fucking sucks.
>>735286624it costs 100 bucks to take a train somewhere and start hiking
>>735307506zoom zoom
>>735286624Wow look at all those fetch quests and kill 5 bandits quests to do, whoa
>>735311025>zooms into pixels>"wow these look ugly"genius
BLASTLAST
>>735286624Any images of the later areas?
>>735310478What actually happens in real life if you tried that with a real waterfall.
>>735311212I can see it from the preview unc.
>>735286414B
Does everyone else have the drop rewards without connecting to twitch or anything?
>>735310341>WOOOOOOOOOOW
why it looks like player is wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses, fix your shit koreans.
>>735303174i also feel this way
>>735311274maybe fix your PC then?
>>735311373>prtsc of a shitty videoClassic tardmongold fan.
>>735311373>watching some retard streamer who can't set up their encoding settings>"why is this blurry?"dumb zoom zoom
>>735311390Unc, *YOU* FIX *YOUR* GAMEhttps://photoworldtours.com/chromatic-aberration/
TIME TO BLAST
>>735307506you better be wearing your kippah
amazing musicgoosebumps
>>735311462actually its from a stream, and there clearly the issue with sun light being too dark in the city, fix your shitty filters, koreans!
>>735311260there’s snowy mountain areas and desert confirmed, khraze gamings review has the best footage
>>735286624isnt that just every mmo? in fact thats notably small
I have never seen shazamtroons BTFO this badly
>>735311534fix your PC or buy a new monitor maybe?looks fine on my 4k (not even my game btw, gonna look even better once i play it)
>>735311723Fuck off trannyDISABLE CHROMATIC ABBERATTION IN YOUR GAME OPTIONS NOW
Anyone playing this on a Dualsense on PC? Does it support adaptive triggers or haptics?
Realistically what kind of computer am I going to need to run this fuckin game?
>>735311632>watch stream from a moron who never bothered learning what encoding settings do>"why is it so ugly??????"
>>735286414How the FUCK do I deactivate motion blur?
>line up to take a pic of the little girl>bumped too many times into her and made her fall on the floor>she starts crying and you can comfort herKino
>>735286414Yes, I AM having a blast!
benus :DDDDD
>>735311646Cool, thanks anon
>>735286414This might the most beautiful game i've ever played
>>735312058lmao
>>735311856nope its clearly a bugged hdr effect that koreans could not see because they use all those cheap oled monitors.
where is the yellow paintHOW CAN I KNOW IF I CAN GO INTO A DOOR OR CLIMB A ROOF IF THERES NO YELLOW PIANT ON IT
the random puzzles in the sky reminds me of talos principle so much
>>735311946>line up to take a pic of the little girlThat's probably why she was crying you fucking perv.
I fucking predownloades the game, go to play, system NEEDS to update, ok update restart ps5, hit play, OH SORRY YOU NEED A 22gb update, fucking modern gaming holy shit.
how do i turn off the lantern when I'm examining shit? seems retarded I have to shine a light in some cunt's face just to talk to them.
>>735286414reject blastingreturn to forme
>>735312135the lighting you mean? hmm nyo, that looks more like high albedo white marble acting the way its supposed to.but its so blurry it looks like bad hdr for u.
definitely looks like the sort of game you get at a minimum 12 months after launch when they've vomited out a bunch of patches to get it to state it should've already been at launch.
>>735286414bethesda cant match the visual quality with that old ass gamebryo engine elderscrolls6 dead already
>>735311684DD2 made them too uppity and confident.
>>735312359nope its clearly filtering light values mr Kim.
something wonky with the game dlaa looks like assliterally looks worse than dlss on performance mode
>>735312256There's a second patch after as well
Bros I play on a TV and the UI scaling is ass they need to fucking double it cuz I can’t read the small letters of lore and shit WHAT THE FUCK BROS >>735312304Make it auto or turn it off with left d pad when not required. One question though how do you sheathe your weapon once it’s out
>>735311925Settings / Accessibility
holy fuck
>>735291450Damn right can fucking get it
>surpassed dd2meh. i guess it “won”? according to you chuds? we’ll see what happens after a week. bet you’ll be down to 10k players lole fucking gooksloppers
>>735312058fuuuuuug
>>735312693HOLY FUCK it looks like a 2018 Ubisoft game, this is a miracle!
>>735312091Now its better.
>>735286414Oh fuck fuck fuck I’m blasting off
>you see that mountain>you can actually go there and there might actually be something there to findim fucking cryingim so happy this game exists
>>735291317>now there are like 5 threads every hour>nowThat's literally been happening for the last two weeks you retarded fuck.
>>735312607thanks. actually holding LB to go into some interact mode is pretty good.
>>735312723weird cope but ok
>>735312765What's the point of Elder Scrolls games anymore
the simulation going on in this game is kind of nuts. that's a lot of fucking scripts dawg
>>735312743you say that like its a bad thing>no anti-soul gasautomatic kino
SEXXXXXXXXXXX
>mixed reception already
>>735312693big peenur in the background
>>735312487>edit the image>oh wow look the range is clippedhmmmmmm nyo
He's a big guy
>>735312859wallowing in autistic lore that won't ever be respected again because nu-bethesda can't write
>>735312905for you
Why does it look soulless and empty?
>>735312743>HOLY FUCK it looks like a 2018 Ubisoft gameAre you saying… we’ve RETVRNED TO FORM?!?!!!
>>735312750put the anti-fun gasback in the gameNOW
>>735312743the enviroments look better than Ubisoft, it's the characters that look straight from early 2010s
>>735312879Part and parcel.
>>735312867I played AAA UE5 games last year with no anti soul gas. I wish i could be easily impressed.
How's the story so far? Is it cultivation kino?
already mixed reviews and player count dropping at 240k kek
I'm surprised I'm getting 60fps on my 3060
>>735313032Name 5
>>735311830Pentium 3, Nvidia 6600GT, 2x2(4)GB DDR2, Windows SP Service Pack 3
>>735313047they just disable lumen so low end cards can run it
>>735313043Mostly people complaing about performance like you would expect from any release.
>>735310908have to agree with this.been playing the CD for an hour now and can already tell DD2 is way more fun (a blast even) and soulful.
>>735309892>1 hour laterwas it tutorial only?
>>735313123nope majority are that the game looks like shit, camera and controls
>>735313105>lumenit's not unreal engine dumbo
the jokes write themselves
>>735312905>>735312905>>735312905>>735312905
this game is shit trash combat absolute dogshit controls kliff feels like a truck instant refund
>>735313140Glad you can see DD2's authentic blastful soul too.
>>735313047Can you marry or have sex with her?
>>735312969>>735313208NiceHave a cute barmaid
>>735312256>22 gbThat's like 45 seconds to download.
>>735313194I know AMD gpus are shit but people actually bought intel gpus too lol?
>>735313194Steam reviews adding PC specs to the review is possibly the most based shit they've ever done
>>735313194all well above the specs, what joke exactly?
>>735313349AMD sucks
>>735312693
>>735312743ody is one of my favorite modern open world games but nah that game holds no candle to graphics of this game.ubisoft anvil always struggles with distant detail. CD absolutely thrives in distant detail. sorta reminds me of the avalanche engine but it has the default UE look which is kinda shame.
couldnt even hit 240k regret setting in
>>735313349He's trying to say "LOL AYYYMD BAD" with a sprinkle of Intel on top. Classic Njudea kid.
>>735313349windows 11 + amd gpu
spent 30 min to beat the tutorial boss cause of the awful resets and the cinematic was the exact same as if you job, sucks
>>735313194game looks like shit either way lmao
>>735313194I have a 7800 and don't have any issues.
uuuuh bros there's black people...
>>735313147im watching a random stream on the side and they spent the past 50min going thru the tutorial town so i cant tell, but so far no other walky talky since then
>>735313498DLSS5, swap the race of those NPCs please.
>>735313498you need to get to the desert area where the bandits areim not even joking, thats where they are
>>735313530thanks anon. are there any niggers>>735313498and just like that, i won't be buying
>>735313486>>735313349The real problem is unironically Bimbos 11 here and I'm not even coping nor joking.
I understand why people were reporting unresponsive controls. There's a delay when pressing certain buttons like light attack and heavy attack in order to accommodate combined inputs. The problem is that if you don't hold down the button for that full delay, nothing happens at all. Briefly press heavy attack? Nothing happens, period.
>>735312946>Todd heightmogged by The Testicle HunterWhat does this mean for Elder Scrolls 6?
>>735313437Lets remind him that nindia is having a blast too
We playing MKB or Controller?????
>>735311787lol faggot
We can safely say that most of the excessive and obsessively negative reviews or comments are from third world people. Anyone with a decent PC can run this just fine and it also runs ok on console. Always disregard browns.
>>735313583I've never seen such a young der Mann.
>>735313426>but nah
so this is why ign hates it, milk.
>>735313668I have a 6 year old GPU and I'm running hella old drivers with 0 issues so I am assuming people are just lying or mentally retarded personally. Likely the latter
What do we call this?
>>735313626Nothing good, I deduce.
>>735313742Elden Ring
>>735313639Imagine being this mad at a video game when the problem is clearly on your machine.
So in the end was it too good to be true?
>>735312765You could do this in nu-Zelda almost 10 years ago, and Skyrim before that, and arguably Morrowind even earlier (though you actually see the mountain then due to fog).
>>735313742Different games?
>>735313724no... noooo way... is that??? IS THAT A FULLY CLOTHED WOMAN??? OH GOOOOOOOOOOD IM FUCKING CUMMING THERES A FULLY CLOTHED WOMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEHHHH MY DICK HURTS I NEED TO BLAST MY CUM ALL OVER THE SCREEEEEEEEEEENA RIGHHSS A FULLY CLOTHED WOMAN THE WOKIES ARE SOOOO MAD???!!!!
>>735313742el based
>Elden Ring
literal ubislop game
>>735313650KBM of course. It's always superior except for racing games.
...I just learned how to sweep using a broom by watching some maidwat
>>735313742I like them both.
>>735313819nobody knows because the only guys posting are either just watching streamers or haven't even boughted the game.for now at least, the replies are from guys who have tech issues with the game, there's enough of them to make a stink.people for whom the game works will probably start posting in a couple hours, maybe tomorrow. so it sounds like they'r ehaving a blast at least for now.
Dayum
>some faggot was telling me that controls are un-remappable and that you can't set M to map>M is map by defaultwhat compels niggers to lie like this
>>735313896Congrats you can be a maid now
>>735313896Clean it up, janny!
How does it run on base PS5? At least better than DD2 or MH Wilds?
using the bow with a controller is really clunkyis there really no way to sheathe your bow without jumping\rolling?
>>735313742/v/ has been shitting on BOTW for years but is shilling this game so it's actually the opposite here.
i need an outfit mod to make everything 25% skimpier
here is your goty sir ign 6/10 hurdur loool
>>735313816what could his problem be?>>735313965on kbm...
>>735313896SWEEP THE LEG
It's weirdFor now, i'm having fun walking around the first city and just exploring shit slowlyMight be a honeymood period but the graphics and general pseudo medival atmosphere makes it comfy
>>735313946SEAmonkeys and browns in general love to lie and grief just for the love of the game
>>735313939Surely there's more to the game than sightseeing?
>>735314036anon, i...
>>735314010Also, the first person view is actually kinda good for walking around the city
>>735312750renodx is gonna be a treat 4 this game
>>735314036what do you expect from a korean mmorpg (but singleplayer)?
>>735313939GOTY
>>735287063Journos and shills kept using it to mean theyre having fun, so 4chan uses it ironically to take the piss
>>735313819tutorial town is comfy, that's all i got so far.
>>735313946There were no binds for map and inventory in the previous build of the game. They patched it after a bunch of people complained about it.
lmao people thought this would peak at 700k
>>735313992>steam reviews
I'm going to wait for a sale for this one. It's a single-player game after all so it's not like I'm missing anything by waiting for it to go on a discount.
Reminds me of chapter 2 rdr2I'm spending hundreds of hours here
When is the Nintendo Switch 2 version coming? I want to blast too
>>735314196
>>735313715that screenshot has about 10% the triangles of your average CD screenshot and it shows since everything past 100m is hiddenthe dunia engine has skyrim tier LODs
>>735314196dont look at the actual positive ones lmao its actually just the image
>>735314285Both nu Zelda have tighter gameplay than this, but /v/ doesn't really care about gameplay anymore.
>>735314285It can barely run 30 fps on ps and xbox, no way they can optimize it for Switch2
>>735313939very curious to see what the other biomes look like. i've already seen a spooky forest in some trailer.
THE SAVE LOADING SCREEN IS SO LONG AND ANNOYIGN
I can see why the reviewers thought the intro was bizarre. The first few quests are so random. They really needed a fade to black monolog of Kliff explaining he'd woken up and been rescued by the guy with the horse.
>>735314273Adventure bros...
>>735313047>shai confirmedGOTY
>you can steal animals from farms and sell themNeat.
>>735286414Someone said you can sit down/lean anywhere, how?
>>735314579try afkingotherwise idk
>500h ubislop game>No character creation>Particle effects and noise everywhereI'm not exactly sold
Do we have a comprehensible graphics settings guide yet?
>>735314353>posts FC6 which looks worsekek!
>korean game>it's very pretty but very shallowwow who would have thought?
>still no hypervisorits fucking over
>>735314779FC6 is a better looking game than FC5, which is why you posted a screenshot hiding LODs beyond 100m
i just made the best looking fish porridge of my life
>>735313583>137 year old that looks 17
>bulldogIt's a 10/10
>>735314273Kind of strange seeing an irl place you've walked past hundreds of times in a video game
>>735315271I too acquired a rat. I wonder what it is used for.
this game is sooo fucking boring! >>735314798its not even pretty.
You know gaming is fucking done when you have to side with libtard games journalists over brown open world slop enjoyers praising map size, 100+ hours of content, crafting and menus etc
>>735315039>when you have to brag about muh LoD because the game looks like >>735315181 upclose
>>735286624>>735303283>500hr checklist so is it basically a 2x bigger assassin's creed valhalla?
I'm having a fucking BLAST. Has a single Marathon tranny hade even a fraction of a blast?
>>735315469You sound incredibly miserable. I hope you feel better soon.
>>735310341lmao
>>735286624i'd take a 50hrs game with quality quests over this
>>735315481>muh LoDthe most important piece of open world graphics isn't "muh"also you posted a cherry picked scene where the ugly skyrim LODs are intentionally hidden, while picking on some random procedurally generated scene from the game. you're a moron.
>>735288975>imageIs current korean/japanese fashion just what I wore when I was 6 (late 90s) in the USA?
>>735315761Yes. Kpop is just 90s hip hop
i hath been filtered
>>735316130nice
>>735315998game looks like shit
>>735315597>ugly skyrim LODs
Does this have TAA shit and/or is DLSS required to make the game look right?
>it's all a simulation
She jiggles when she walks. I repeat, her heaving bosom jiggles when she walks. Random ass NPC just walking around talking about doing her laundry.JIGGLE CHADS, WE FUCKING WON.
>>735287063The usage of it has made even older posts that use the word look terrible nowI saw a post from 2012 on gamefaqs that said ada's campaign in re6 using only the crossbow was a "blast"Ada's campaign is the shittiest and most boring one in that game by far.
>>735316702jiggle physics FOREVER
it looks so sterile and soulless. I cant get over how bad it looks. anons maybe we were wrong about soul fog
>>735316280Dont know why you even bothered asking, just to let you know TAA is required to implement DLSS which is considered a selling point so no developer will ever implement another anti aliasing solution ever again as long as nvidia exists
>>735316889Visual quality is good, but visual design looks like straight medieval slop. Even DD2 has more of a visual identity.
>>735316702ah so this "game" is sexist too
>>735316989I really like outfits and armors on NPCs, seems like there's a lot a variety
>>735316702stop staring at her
got some pussy
From a scale of ubislop to BOTW, where does this game lands so far?
little girl greeting simulator
>>735316958>TAA is required to implement DLSS what are you babbling about you retardalso DLAA is good.
>>735317302Dragons Dogma Redemption 3
>>735317293what a cute pussy
>>735317302What >>735317374 said it really is if RDR2 and DD had a baby.
>>735316989I suppose it would if you know nothing about history and are accustomed to overwrought high fantasy.
>>735317580nta but medieval life was full of colour and expression. its not the brown drab hellscape like the jews would hve you believe
>>735317580You're a genuine retard if you think this game is at all indicative of actual medieval architecture or design aesthetics. It's nothing but generic low fantasy, bizarrely clean, uninspired slop. It's BLAND.
>>735287063Im a real human born in the 80's and I just say im having a blast unironically. I dont care if its meme status. I dont care if you call me unc. I am not an indian.I am not yet having a blast with the game. I just did the opening mission. You learn controls and help your friends as you get ambushed by bear clan bandit leader. He kills you and throws you in a lake, but you float down to the chosen one area and enter the alternate dimension and get revived after jumping on blocks. Then I tossed a coin to a begger who vanished into a wall and golden light, and talked to the spirit of a noblewoman who gave me a sealed mystery letter. I then fumbled the controls trying to do a sidequest for the smithy to go chop down some trees and get wood.I found a bee-hive club that does more damage as a 1H weapon than my sword, it fell out of the tree I chopped.Will play more tomorrow. Seems interesting. Thinking about dropping weapons and leveling up the unarmed combat traits, monk mode.
>>735317374>>735316702>>735316498webm, retard
>>735317320Oh okay faggot, I should've been ultra specific and said the temporal inputs used for TAA are also used for DLSS (A TEMPORAL UPSCALER), so it's a 99.99999% certainty that they always come paired together as part of the development process for implementing DLSS in the first place, and after all is said and done there's no point in putting in another anti aliasing solution when they already put in all the work for one. Is that better for you big baby?
>>735317779keep seething nintentard
>>735317676uh oh stinky
>>735317825Play the game yourself, fucking retardYou don't deserve to see it unless you pay the premium
>>735286931I'll give you something to laugh about!*unzips dick*
>>735316040Try reflecting that ray of light onto the machinery like in the tutorial? Ctrl click
>>735317927no. i dont even care to see it. im just calling you a complete retard for trying to show jiggle physics with static images. retard
Had to go to sleep after 2 hours,but so far, I'm leaning positive, some dialogue is cringe inducing, but interactivity, and the "realness" of the first town with NPCs walking around and doing shit is really nice
>>735313993>what could his problem be?either drivers are fucked (as usual) or winjeet 11 making a mess.
>>735318035Also, really like outfits and armor designs I've seen
>>735317846>TAA uses motion vectors therefore it means DLSS is TAAok
>try to dye armor>"not enough coins"Where's the price
game for content lovers
>>735315487>The total map size of Crimson Desert is 90km2 >It’s comparable in size to some of the mainline Assassin’s Creed games (AC Valhalla was 140km2, AC Shadows was 123km2)Nah AC games are way bigger
>>735286414i'm having a BLAST
>>735315590same, so tired of this ubislop open world "content"
>>735287063It makes you FEEL like Batman. It's easy to work with. It's a return to form. I know you are, but what am I?
>>735318132Okay now point me to the part where I said DLSS is TAA you disingenuous retard. Do not reply to me again unless you find and show me game with DLSS and no TAA option. I will wait and ignore any other kind of coping reply.
>>735318180kino
>>735318026I didn't try to show shit you pathetic idiot, I informed everyone that there are jiggle physics while posting screenshots of a cute NPCSuck my cock and get the fuck out
>>735318132they are using the same thing no ? Cause I used mods before that added dlss to taa only games or ayyyymd sponsered
>assfaggotsilver & journos Filtered>Poorfags FilteredYeah it’s gaming time
You can get a fishing pole as soon as you wake up from the tip of the little island in the river. Also an axe across from where everyone is fishing, near a stack of boxes.
>>735318280>keeps talking about TAA which hasnt been used for years>"upscaler" that reconstructs detail that's not in the original imageok
>have to climb a trap filled tower for a quest>die to traps like a retard>decide to see if I can just scale it from the outside instead>you can>it counts
I can't figure out fishing. I cast the line and then the line breaks right after the fish bites. Pulling up/away/side to side doesn't seem to do anything. What am I missing?
>>735318180Now that is some aggressive blast having right there
>>735318180I'M BLASTIIINNNGGGGG!!!
>>735318180BIG KEK
>>735318180lel
>>735318607>launch myself with a tree to the top of a tower>proceed to walk downstairs and get shredded by traps on the way down instead of just walking back upstairs and gliding off of the side
>>735318180...do waterfalls really do that, i've never touched one
>>735317981I too am struggling with this, what do you mean?
>>735289871It's a mix of shills, people expecting gookslop to beat western trannoids and concordfags wanting to see another disaster implode since Marathon is slowly dying aka not a nuclear bomb like they expected.
Guys, I blasted diarrhea into my toilet and when I went to flush all I saw was a copy of Crimson Desert. What does it mean?
>>735319704pics or it didn't happen
>>735287063retard anons spamming this ironicallyno one uses this seriously on 4chan, basically a dogwhistle for retards
>>735317302Lower than Ubislop checklist AC's.
>>735319621It was fucking force palm
>>735287063Dogwhistle for unthinking retards who just repeat what others say because they can't think for themselves. Like calling something "peak"
Can you play through the entire game with a female character?
>>735314196>game gets middling reviews from critic>"CRITIC REVIEWS DON'T MATTER IT'S ALWAYS JOURNALISTS WHO GOT FILTERED>game gets middling player reviews on steam>"STEAM REVIEWS DON'T MATTER IT'S ALWAYS LOW EFFORT NO DISCUSSION REVIEWS" (this applies for both positive and negative reviews, and not just on steam)
>>735319415idk, people meditate underneath them so probably not
>>735320208Only my opinion matters, untermensch....also those of people who agree with me.
Whats up with the quests? The game is just stringing me along from quest to quest, but with no explanation.
im having such a good time with crimson desert
>look at steam reviews>assblasted angry reviews and discussion posts>look at review/post history>it's a marathon player every timeI knew today was going to be hilarious but even I did not expect it to be this funny.
>>735320431marathon won
>>735320345Motherfuckin' HOUNSKULL!
>>735320345cute kot
>>735320419how far away is that? I just got wings
>>735320479>416 user reviewsluhmow
>>735320546its ac valhalla
>>735320259that's just anime.it actually blasts you off in real life (source: i played crimson desert)
>>735320559you know it's even worse now right
>>735318180>>735319415It's actually deuterium water. Very deep lore reasons.
>>735320615anon i think you misunderstood, reviews do not matter to me at all. comparing those numbers is funny albeit
>>735320706>"i-i don't care about reviews">needlessly wasting time stalking for negative reviews on this game (that he could be playing right now instead of stalking reviews) to try and find some sort of worthless gotcha moment
>>735320830i do not care about what people rate a game, yes. i do care about laughing, which both the image i posted and image you posted accomplished. why are you so mad ranjeet?
>>735320615imagine getting filtered by a tutorial lmao
>>735311261It wouldn't be very bad. There would be a gradual density of water because the outer layers are more fine and dispersed than the "core" and at some point you'd just find that its a very strong flow of water against your head, neck, torso. I doubt it would do real harm to you.
It’s up>>>/vg/560901602
>>735320615You can't take reviews seriously in a system where steam automatically refunds a game under 2 hours of play time. Anyone can play it and drop it. Only console shitters actually have to commit to their purchases.
>>735320615All i'm seeing is poorfags malding
oh wow
Me and the boys playing some Crimson Desert and having a blast
>>735287258people have said "having a blast" since forever, it's nothing special or unique to concord-likes
>>735321812I know dumbass, I mean in the context of it becoming a meme in the last few years.
son of a bitch would you look at that
>>735286414it's good so far. i just wish i could enable ray reconstruction without my pc fan turning into a jet engine. the ray tracing without that turned on is flickery and blurry
can't see shit
The game looks fantastic. The sound design is top fucking tier too. All the sounds are incredibly crisp. They even do all the little stuff. Your voice echoes when you wear a full helmet. It's very detail oriented for all the jank that is here.
>>735323535I like it
>>735321742FaZe ANON buying the LOTION and TISSUE after BLASTING his ICONIC CUM. ANON'S semen SPERM is the reason why anyone reads 4chan.
>>735317235>we want the pragmata market
Damiane spotted>that thigh gap>that crotchHNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>735286414Holy shit, I didn't expect this level of interactivity with the world, almost everything can be picked up or used somehow. I'm even more mad now the stupid fucks didn't give us a character creator, if it turns out to be easily moddable then this is a Bethesda killer.
/v/ "marathon has lost 40% of it's players in 2 weeks lol"concord desert: hold my beer
the npcs are pretty cool looking
what a complete load of shit
>>735323717its so kino already and I'm just in the first town
>>735327579>can turn off lanterns/candlesanyone try a stealth build yet?
I'm really confused at people praising the game for looking mindblowing when it's got the blandest art direction I've seen in a big budget open world gameanything ubisoft has done in the past 10 years runs circles around this
Has anyone beat the archery competition?Because like what the fuck I don't think it is possible
How fast can you unlock Damiane?Is it true that you have to swap to Kliff to progress the main story?
>>735287215>all them molesAnon are you blind? Or just gay
>>735312693ngl dragon age inquisition looks better than this
Any cool early game discoveries? I've been spending the past hour or so just chopping down trees and mining ore so I can buy shit. I know it's not something I NEED to do, but when I see useful things like the outfit that lets you access the manor and inventory upgrades, I want them.
>>735329038can mods fix this or are the game shitty controls unsalvageable?
>>735287063It’s /v/ being autistic and unfunny
>>735287063It's a canned phrase used in tons of game journalism and suspicious user reviews that pushed games like Concord, Dragon Age Veilguard, and so on. Extremely positive previews/reviews of games that wound up gigaflopping all had the "having a blast" and "return to form". This was particularly common with Dragon Age the Veilguard, which was anything but a 'return to form. I would say that's where this phrase really started to get repeated ad nauseam because people started nooticing many different game journo headlines and reviews with the same vague canned lines, but never explaining WHY they're having a blast or what's so good about it. Trying to find the first example of it being used in a mocking way and it was around 2024 with Dragon's Dogma 2 user reviews and people started to notice very many strange reviewers were "having a blast" with the game despite the game actually going down like a wet fart.
are you guys using keyboard and mouse or controller?
>>735310341That waterfall looking kinda shitty...
>>735287063lightning? bottledform? returnedblast? had
>>735311373Why do people still watch this jewpawn? I used to think he was alright until he got orders from Mossad
>>735311373>why it looks like>it's an ESL watching heckin basederino eceleb to form his opinion of a gameYou really can't make this shit up. And he's posting on /v/ for some reason. God save us all.
>>735286414This game is yet another proof that safe slop + correct marketing + spam jeets = financial success.
>>735286414It's amazing how much Zogmericans seethe when a game comes out that isn't queer coded and filled with brown characters that they're forced to play.Government propaganda has made them the ultimate golem.
>>735287063Basically it's the incompetence from both sides of marketing, the ones who pay the shills and the shills themselves. Advertisers used to do the bare minimum some years ago, now it's the same kind of people, sending the same script to parrot, to the same influencers, which will use the same AI chatbot to generate their script.
