>Hello, anon, what strange and inane problem may I solve for you today?
>>735557009FUCK MY WIFE TOADETTE!!!FUCK MY WIFE, ENA!!!
>>735557318what
>>735557009If i have 12 ovens, will i be able to bake 6 million cookies in just 5 years?
>>735557009ENA i have a HUGE problem! For you see, my dick remains unsucked... Will you help me?
Episodic releases are cancer
Chapter 2 when?
>>735557349ENAAAAA FUCK MY WIFE!!!
>>735557702I hope Ena doesn't end up like Deltarune
Human ENA a cutie
>>735557819First cute Peruvian to exist (It's fictional)
>>735557485Sure, cookies don't take too long to bake and an oven can often hold many of them.
Peruvian cube girls owe me love.
>>735557760We might get one more chapter within the next 4 years, but I wouldn't expect to see the project approaching anything resembling completion this side of 2030.>>735557803It's crazy to think that Chapter 1 of Deltarune released 8 years ago.
>>735557009Turron?
>>735557879>First cute Peruvian to existPacha's wife?
>>735557485well, when i bake a typical batch of cookies, my oven can hold about 25 of themassuming they're chocy chippies, they bake for about 10 minutesa day is 1440 minutes, that's 140 bakes of 25 cookies, so it comes out to 3500 cookies a day, over 365 days, you end up with 1277500 cookies, 6387500 cookies in 5 yearsit seems perfectly feasibleonly problem is the first batch will be old and gross by the time you get to the last one
>>735557009do royal flushes have to be of the same card type
>>735558387can I save this screenshot?
>>735558396yes they have to be of the same suit
>>735558281
>>735557819Seeing her eyes change in the trailer looked like hypnosis and it made me feel things..
>>735558426i dont knowcan you?
>>735557957>It's crazy to think that Chapter 1 of Deltarune released 8 years ago.Yeah, and I feel like it has only made it worse over time. But I don’t think I’ll ever bother discussing that with anyone who likes Deltarune, because they won’t accept anything that isn’t “it’s a masterpiece” or something.
>>735558457thanks
>>735558281>Pacha's wifeShit, you got me there
>>735557009I can't get a girlfriend
Peruvian girls can be cute and I wont accept this slanderHowever I don't think it's inherent that human ENA is Peruvian just because her creator isAlso she still doesn't exist on earth so would have no real country or origin nor race, she just appears the way she does, it's more of a translation of her design into a human form rather than an organic human born of any real world cultureBut yesShe is also very cuteWhat do you guys think she'll sound like? Male voice? Female voice? A completely new one we haven't heard before?
>>735557602>>735558845I have no mouth or vagina
>>735558879Here's a Peruvian school uniform. I do think she's supposed to be Peruvian.
>>735558879>Peruvian school uniform>Peruvian culture themes I mean, that's my thinking behind seeing her as Peruvian but yeah it could just be using the aesthetics
Game or YouTube?
>>735559032>I have no mouth or vagina>AND I MUST FUCK
>>735559032Why does she look like the python logo
>>735559059Me wearing a japanese school uniform doesn't make me japanese
>>735559032You have feet, that's enough.
>>735559109season 2 is my kinda girl, less depressive, more of a go getter, i like her voices and design and uniform more, and she's a GUN
>>735559154Why would you do that?
>>735559154But it does increase the probability drastically.
>>735559232It's a theoretical proposition, anonI'm not actually wearing a japanese school uniform
>>735559296Proof?
>>735559154So that's your only argument for her not being Peruvian? Kinda weak
>>735559374No? That's my argument for why she doesn't necessarily need to be PeruvianMy argument for why I don't think she's Peruvian is in the first post I made
>>735558459so what was this knife used for? it has to be for asshole purposes right? it's shaped perfectly like an anus it has to be going into someones bunghole
>>735560046What in the goddamn does your asshole look like if that'd fit right in?
>>735557009do you know how to make a grilled cheese
>>735559109Both at the same timeImagine moving their parts around, like fucking game ENA's pussy on yt ENA's body. Or imagine them both clumsily leglocking you. Imagine the ways they can kiss you all over.
>>735560464take two slices of bread and throw them on a very gently buttered pan and let them sit there and warm up just a bit while you bring out the cheeseuse any semihard cheese you like, flip the bread slices in the pan and add a bit more butter, put the cheese on one slice and then place the other bread slice on top, cover with a lid till that side grills nicely and then flip ityou can put anything you want in there as well, i recommend you layer anything you put inside - ham, tomato, whatever - between two slices of cheese so that everything sticks nicelycook it on a small flame, if it cooks too fast the outside will burn before the cheese melts
>>735560695but for what purpose
>>735557009terminally online FOTMslop
>>735562962You
>>735563119fuck off back to TikTok
>>735563417you
someone told me they'd been to lots of ena threads and they'd never seen any autism from the fans in them, lollike look around bro
>>735563570you
>>735563787are you pretending theres no autism ITT? re-read it.
>>735563570Someone told you're not retarded, but luckily I'm not so I didn't believe what a random person told me. It's a good thing too.
>>735563570>>735564673Are you talking to yourself?
>>735557879Madotsuki?
>>735558281What's the logic behind her need to use 4 letter words, does she pick and choose when to do it or does the prompt just show up and she's forced to participate or else she suffers?
>>735565024God chose to torment her
>>735557318
>>735566405she would do it but only because she's dedicated to the job and would find no pleasure in it
>>735559109game is sour cherry yogurtshow is sweet gummy candy
Ena sucks btw
>>735572689she cannother mouth is drawn on
>>735572689...AND BLOWS DXXXXXXXLWLOWWLWOWWLWL
I have no friends so I never got into youtube animations since it's kind of hard to find interesting content on youtube without knowing what you're looking for. any good channels? besides Oney.
>>735573372(You)
>>735572689Yes, she sucks my dick
fuck ena
>>735573432I misremembered his name https://www.youtube.com/@nobeyone
>>735573772Do not fuck geometry
>>735573995Why not?, its sexy
>>735573995NTA but geometry IS oddly sexy, idk why but polygonal girls are hot
I've been doing whatever I can to keep the thread bumped for 5 hours but I'm running out of ideas. Pretending to hate ena just to reply to myself isn't leading to any genuine posts. How do I get more people to talk about ena
>>735574163smooth
I miss her so much.
>>735575152So smooth like a rockEnter her cold embrace
>>735575261I miss her babies...
>>735573005...It's awright.
>>735575307
>>735574721Put effort into fan content. Or expose a new group of people to ENA. Discussion dies because people run out of things to talk about. So you either need to make more things to talk about or make more people to talk about the things because they'll not have exhausted the discussion.
Anyone saw the Anon from the King of /v/ afterparty? He was planning to do Dream BBQ's ENA for Queen of /v/ this year.
>>735575619>Replying to our angry local thread schizoNew here, huh? Yeah you'll get bored of his repetitive gimmick soon
>>735575261I hope she's not too focal in episode 2, I know she's a fan favorite but I don't like her much and I'll be totally happy in Joel decides to add more optional content with her but I hope he didn't rewrite major parts of the main chapter's story to revolve around her after he noticed how popular she is
You know who can kiss my fuckin ass? MoonyFUCK Moony
Imagine making out with ENA while she's trying to talk silly with her salesperson voice between kisses
>>735576964How would you make out with half a mouth?
please keep replying, I need this
>videogameso how's the gameplay?
>>735581850I fucking hate platforming.
>>735557009Why is JoelG so fucking good at everything, god damn it.
time for me to bump... again
talk about having sex with ENA again. don't let the thread die.
>>735582048He used to do very cringy animations back in the day and I'm pretty sure he deleted everything about it
Why are zoomers such homos?
>>735579216I don't know but I desperately want to find out.
>>735559109Double blowjob by both ENAs at the same time
can we get more posts about sex with ENA characters please? I need this.
>>735562903For the lulz
>>735575261The little guys on her back are adorable too. Kinda surprised they haven't been turned into a plushie already.