which way groom man?
I have nuRE fatigue
>>735557771Becca
Either Ashley or Grace
>>735557771
>>735557929Moira too
sheva
>>735557810Sure attracted a horde of esl brownoids to the series
>>735557771*ahem*EMMY*mic drop*
>>735557929Becky > Jill > Ashley >Sheva > Claire > Sherry > Ada > Grace
>>735557771Her
>>735557771>JillWill have constant PTSD from what Wesker did to her.>AshleyIs tied to politics.>AdaBIOTERRORIST>SherryActually the best one>GraceHas to babysit his adopted child as a daily chore>ClaireYou get a nagging brother-in-law constantly reminding you about the Redfield lineage
>>735557771Hunnigan
A lot of people are saying that nuClaire is ugly... but I think she's really cute.
>>735557929
>>735557771Cindy
>>735558756Rebecca is cheerful and caring tho
Alice.>b-butShut up.You have no leg to stand on.Not a single valid argument.
>>735558563>>Sherry>Actually the best oneglowniggerAshley is only the president's daughter for 4 or 8 years, after that she's only slightly tied to politicsSherry is a glowie which already makes her way more tied to politics and her regenerative factor from G-virus ensures she'll be constantly targeted by all sorts of three letter agencies or retardly named supervillain groups
>>735557771Emily
>>735557771>Capcom already revealed that Leon is taken and soon will announce by whoI will laugh my ass off when Capcom reveals that Leon's wife is some literal who instead of any of them (which will happen most likely).
>>735557771Claire looks cutest there and you get a brother in addition to a beautiful wife...
>>735558950So you never played RE9 then?
>>735558592Underrated
>>735559043No, I'm waiting for a mod that removes Grace sections
>>735557771becca
>>735557771Why Grace looks like Cate Blanchett. The answer is obviously OG Ada but she would leave Leon the very next day.
>>735558992A literal who would be the normal outcome. Ada is the only romantic interest he has and she doesn't look like the getting married type of woman.
>>735557771I've got a huge crush of Manuela as a teen.
>>735557771Jill is my wife.
>>735557771My wife's way, of course (Leon is literally me).
GameCube Jill, and scandalous threesomes with GameCube Ashley.>President's Daughter has Affair with her MARRIED Bodyguard?!>See the full story on page 26!
>>735557771Ada, because I follow Linus Racemixing Tips. Also CHINA NUMBA WAN!
>>735557771Ada is the worst and I don't care
>>735557771sherry > claire > ashley > grace > ada > nujill
>>735557771Alex
>>735559931>no hat:(
>>735557771Do you have anyone who isn't a shitty scanface?
Ada, but I might turn my head for JillAlso fuck off shills, the games ran off of things to do after RE4
>>735557771It's angela
>>735557771For me is OG Ashley. For Leon is Sherry.
>>735557771im loyal to my wife nu-Jill
>>735557771Sherry looks best in the wedding dress
>>735557771>AshleyHer eyes were green...
>>735557771In that pic.Ashley, Sherry, and Claire are the prettiest.
>>735557771>/v/ 2019Chrisposting>/v/ 2026Goon and groom baitsCOVID did a number you fags real bad
>>735557771>jilllooks off>adawould never make that expression>gracelooks like cate blanchett
>>735557771>not kiddo sherrydropped
>>735557771Moira
>>735558756They all look the same
>>735558243browns have always loved RE. they all grew up with playstations and parents who didnt care about violent games.
>>735557771The right answer though...
>>735557995>biggest tits>biggest ass>best face (in REmake)this was never even a competition
>>735557771None of those; I want OG Jill or Claire.
claire is so obviously superior and anything else is insane
>>735558170>>735564910Sheva's for Chris not Leon.
Anyone as long as it's not Ada
>>735565353thisnuclaire is uggo
>>735557771I would do anything to have Ashley, Sherry or Grace
>>735565416hi Chris
>>735557771ALL OF THEM
>>735565478This isn't about Leon. It's about (You). Otherwise Jill wouldn't be up there.
>>735565250nu-Jill is the worst REmake girl. Bring back Voth
>>735565250you forgot blue eyes
>>735557771It's Sherry for me
Am I the only one who thinks nuClaire is the best Claire look?
>>735567352Nope, all of them look great, only Grace looks weird
>>735560983Watch it be her and that's why she wasn't his handler in 9.
>>735557771Ada, I just like brown eyes more. Although Ashley is extremely cute too. Aside from Jill they are all kinda cute. I usually find Jill cute but not here for some reason.
When's Resident Evil Harem dropping?
>>735558069Rare Moirachad.
>>735568452>I just like brown eyes moreSaid literally no-one ever.
Brea
A million things to discuss about these games and all newfags wanna' talk about relationship shit and fucking.
>>735568963Only context where a 3rd Birthday post gets a based from me.
>>735557771Ada is the only pretty one, and she's Asian, which is a huge bonus. So yeah, Ada, definitely Ada!
>>735557771>demake jill and claireKILL YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Guys, think about this wisely. If you marry Claire you gain a brother too
>>735571543Chris seems like he'd be an annoying and overbearing brother in law desu
>>735557771Ashley > Grace > Ada
>>735557771(You) OP, I choose you
>>735571940cum slut
>>735564298
>>735565250Nu-Jill has man face, FUCK that
>>735568963from PE2 thenit's incredible how SE is fucking retarded, can you imagine if they were doing a new PE with at least the same production quality than those recent RE? nah, instead let's make flopspoken with a negrita... fucking idiots.
>>735572046based
>>735557771Claire is the only one in that picture I wouldn't marry
>>735557771The one who has a ring and was supposed to be paired with him in RE7.
>>735572215She looks good in that photo lol
>>735572046
>>735557771Leon married Ada anyone else who thinks otherwise are just delusional
>>735557771Which ones the youngest? Because that one.
>>735557771roll
>>735557771where's sheva? this is racist
>>735572903>Marrying a woman that uses sex as a weapon to manipulate you>Marrying a woman that struggles to not to just fucking kill you to support their self interest>Marrying a woman that has fucked a Spaniard
>>735572903I think if you're Leon sex with Ada would be a mind-blowing release of sexual tension, but after you probably wouldn't catch feelings because you'd remember she's a fucking spy
>>735557771>6 different flavors of vanillaWhere the fuck is Sheva or Rebecca?
>>735557771Grace and it's not even close. Her personality is cute!
>>735572903>government glowie agent married to a bioterrorist???
>>735572903Claire*
fat claire is the goat
>>735575534
>>735557771grace grace
>>735572903it would be funny if they announce it to be AshleyNo one would see that coming when waifu wars goes between Sherry/Ada/Claire
>>735557929Based
>>735557771All of them Leon is Mormon.
>>735575534>>735575603>Pawprint
>>735572903Leon “If it ain’t rice, it ain’t nice” KennedyLeon “If it ain’t Wong, it’s wrong” Kennedy Leon “If it ain't sushi, it ain't juicy” KennedyLeon “If she ain’t Asian, I ain’t chasin” KennedyLeon “If she ain't foriegn, then she borin” KennedyLeon “If it ain't BTS, then she may be BS” KennedyLeon “If she ain’t squinting, I ain’t sprintin” KennedyLeon “If she ain’t yellow, I ain’t sayin’ hello” KennedyLeon “If she ain't kawaii, I'm going to Hawaii” KennedyLeon "She's only fine if she love me long time" KennedyLeon “If she ain't Thai, then I’m the wrong guy” KennedyLeon “If my dog ain’t in danger, she a stranger” KennedyLeon “If she ain’t abg, she ain’t the one for me” KennedyLeon “If her eyes ain't almond, then I ain't callin” KennedyLeon “If it ain't K-Pop, I'm telling her "Hey, Stop!” KennedyLeon “If she ain’t oriental, she ain’t in my mental” KennedyLeon “If it ain't boba, then I don't wanna know ya” KennedyLeon “If the eyes ain’t slanted, my love is recanted” KennedyLeon “If she ain't Filipino, that ain't who Ima see yo” KennedyLeon “If she ain’t slurpin’ noodles, I’m sayin’ toodles” KennedyLeon “If she ain't Japanese, she ain't the one I need” KennedyLeon “If she ain't Chinese, I ain't getting on my knees” KennedyLeon “If she ain't Korean, then she ain't who I'm seein” KennedyLeon “If she ain't raving, then she ain't who I'm saving” KennedyLeon “If the ching ain't chonging, then she ain't belonging” KennedyLeon “If she ain't playing Valorant, then I won't be tolerant” KennedyLeon “If I can wear shoes in her house, I'd rather date a mouse” KennedyLeon “If it aint chopsticks, you might as well grab them mopsticks” KennedyLeon “If she ain't Sri Lankan, then her door ain't where I’m knocking” Kennedy
>>735558913You know, I just watched the first movie a couple nights ago and I really liked it. It's crazy how much RE9 took from the movies EXCEPT Alice. She would fit the universe perfectly. That being said, her with Leon? How would that fit well at all?
>>735577560Thanks for heating up our planet to generate this non-sense.
>>735578018it never even occured to me that he could of used an ai for that. genA will be the most creatively bankrupt generation to date because of ai.
>>735578018>>735578106it’s an old copypasta newtards
>>735577560Leon would say these since he loves jokes
>>735578178Sure but did he paste it old school or did he paste it using AI?
>>735578281To be fair, some of his little jokes in RE9 made me laugh through my nose.
>>735578497>Where's everyone going? Bingo?
>>735557771The lolis would look good in wedding dresses.
>>735578497RE9 Leon felt more like OG Leon than remake Leon and I'm fucking glad.
>>735578748I haven't played remake 4 but I've heard he's kinda a buzz kill and not at all like og 4 leon
>>735578852He's a mopey faggot.>muh traumaFucking gay.
>>735557771Sherry solely because it's hilarious seeing reddit frothing at the mouth and yelling pedo over people shipping Leon with a woman in her forties.
>>735572148Looking at their recent output, I think it's better that they don't try.
>>735557771Ashley and Claire are the only ones that make sense, Claire more so because she's known him for longer.Jill barely knows him and is a loner at heart. If Chris never managed to tap that Leon won't either. Bitch is probably gay.Ada is a manipulator with attachment issues. Would never settle down.Sherry is someone he's known since she was 12. Irrespective of the fact that their ages aren't THAT disparate, it would still come across as grooming.Grace lol.
Ashley, but the real one not this ugly hag
>>735580207the real one...?
>>735557771Claire has the best model out of that pic.
>>735568963>PE is mentioned>I feel only pain knowing what SE did to the franchise and the absolute state of SE today
>>735578748RE9 Leon felt more like generic action badass than either RE4 Leon or RE4R Leon. Most of his lines were soulless.
>>735557771all are Leon's wives
>>735557771Grace. I don't want a wife that would overshadow me.
>>735565668The only right answer
>>735558069the only real prize
>>735558563>Will have constant PTSD from what Wesker did to her.best dicking of her life? something "best friend" chris refuses to give her
>>735557771Adaa and Grace are the prettiest, though this is an unflattering picture of Grace
>>735557929>Chris could have fucked her
how is this even a comparison...
>>735568000Trips of truth. Sherrytards btfo. Adafags btfo.
Why did Wesker need Ada to procure the plaga parasite? He could have just barged in killed everyone and gotten what he wanted. He's far more powerful than she is at that point already
>>735582312Because he still rather be safe over sorry, so better to hire someone who's expendable to do the work.
>>735581816Wesker was full autistic god complex by that point, he would probably have seen sex as something beneath him.
>>735579639in a way, you are right
>>735557771Jill is for Chris you fucking heathen.
>>735580293Ella is far better
>>735565601Based Blondefucker
Leon doesn't have time or even really cares for romance you're all silly
>>735582818So why did he get married by the time of 9? Tax breaks?
>>735557771M O T H E R M I R A N D A
Grace :3
>>735582818This is so obvious, Capcom is messing up, like wtf? he married? seriously??
>>735583512...is a hideous autistic tranny :< -___-
>>735583606Faggot
>>735557771unironically sherry. Its so funny that in the absence of Claire so many faggots have deluded themselves into thinking of Leon as a "big brother" when they barely interacted in the remake timeline. Their age gap is negligible so late into their lives and it makes sense to me for Leon to give up on Ada and find companionship with someone with shared history. Making fags seethe would just be a bonus.
>>735583758>so many faggots have deluded themselves into thinking of Leon as a "big brother" when they barely interacted in the remake timelineBecause it reminds them of their own life.
>>735574574oh, Claire's VAfunny story
>>735557771Sherry all the way baby
Jill is my wife.This is our wedding song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrJg6adw8Y
>>735583606Facts.
>>735583403That's Ethan's wife!
>>735557771Luis
Leon is married to Sherry. That is all.
>>735583606truthnuke
>>735580736You're talking absolute shit and you know it.
>>735559084
>mfw grace ashcroft
>>735585290Based
>>735557771i'll take this 3pak
>>735584528Based femcel
they will show ada having a ring at the end of her dlc, there you have thats your slop
>>735557929Rebecca bros...
>>735557771damn Jill looking busted as shit compared to all the others. Crazy what they did to her man, just all of it.
>>735565478sheva is for me
>>735557771For Leon: Sherry > Ada > gap > Claire > Ashley > Grace > power gap > JillFor me: Ada > Ashley > Sherry > Jill > Grace > Claire
>>735581816>best dicking of her life5 minutes..that all he can spare
>>735572303why is her hand black
>>735583758Also Leon and Sherry were supposed to be paired together in the original re7. That means they've been running around with each other for 15 years now.
>>735557771>ctrl f Helena>zero resultsbros
>>735557771I have never given a single solitary moment to think about which Resi Eve character I would goon to like an incel loser, and this trend will continue indefinitely. Loser.
>>735589084Laura Bailey characters are usually peak waifus but Helena failed bigly, what gives?
>>735589226RE6 sucks, and Sherry mogs her.
>>735588405
>>735557771why does nu-ada look like that? and why doe she SOUND like that?
>>735557771The only characters that Leon would feasibly marry is Ada, Sherry and maybe Hunnigan. Leon barely interacts with the others throughout the franchise.
>>735589734Leon's canonical total interaction time with Ada is like 2 hours tops.
>>735588994Sherry has them high IQ genes. She crafted the ultimate master plan back in 1998
>>735589734Claire fags like to forget she abandoned Leon
>>735589226>what gives?i'll explain it once this thread gets to the church
>>735590054It was over before it ever began
>RE2>spends the entire game obsessing over Ada, speaks to Claire on radio maybe twice>RE4>spends most of the game babysitting Ashley, casually NWFs her, talks only business with Hunnigan aside from a post-credits gag, the rest is him bantering with Ada like they're a married couple>RE6>Leon's a simp for Ada: the game>RE2R>the game that launched Chrisposting, Claire is completely cucked while Ada and Leon kiss>RE4R>Ashley continues her very one-sided crush on Leon, only game where Leon and Ada have zero chemistry but that's entirely due to Ada's shit VA>RE9>zoomers who haven't played the series are acting like the series has ever for a single fucking moment pretended that Leon and Ada haven't been designated lovers from minute 1
>>735590401Damn and after all that it's still Sherry
>>735583403She’s getting plapped by Ethan for all eternity. As she was before Chris barged in and fucked it all up
>>735590401yeah, I fucking hate the tourist shipping sherry and Leon
