what are some must-have Marvel Rivals skins?
Nude Penis Parker skin
>>735564172that's not a real thing
what causes this?
>>735563997More bunny suit skins
>>735563997
>>735568467>>735568467This but maid uniforms. If they can go it ironically for Gambit/Deadpool/Jeff, then they can do it unironically for all of the girls.
they need to let Peni out of her mech
>>735569071He's actually been spamming the exact same picture since December if you can believe it. Just the exact same posts on a loop, "something something brown people, I'm White"
>>735569831quality art, thanks for the name
Well well, what a fucking surprise, the incredibly blatant hint from the gallery card that Devil Dinosaur was one of the next heroes was in fact a hint that Devil Dinosaur was one of the next heroes. There were people here going "I just don't see it happening, there's no way, it has to be Captain Marvel". But then we had people disbelieving when they put a literal white fox and black cat stood next to Deadpool as well.
>CnD thieves guild outfit gives Cloak a mechanical lower half with bladesDude actually is just a torso, kek.
>>735563997Why are American games the only sexy ones anymore?
>>735563997Waiting on the Cat.
>>735572812This game is licensed by Marvel Games but the developer is NetEase, a Chinese company.
>>735569836I don't like it because it's safe horny trash. Maybe if they had some tits bigger than C-Cups, but they know that'd trigger all the ironic weeb capeshit enjoyers they've cultivated.
>>735572438Fun
>>735574225Consider suicide.
>>735572834why is her ass comically fat?
>>735567664>what causes this?there is not a soul on this earth that could comprehend your level of mental illness so we will never know
>>735575487For fun.
>>735574225What exactly would be an example of "unsafe" horny, in this Marvel comics hero shooter?
>>735575487people who do acrobatics have large gluteal muscles. alternatively cause it's going to make me buy skins.
>>735575487White fox is fatter
>>735575487Because that's what Black Cat is like.
>>735576013They better go crazy with the swimsuit skins this year, I need some for White Fox, Wanda and Elsa like you wouldn’t believe.
how long until they turn white fox into just another boring ult healbot?it'll happena healer cannot have fun and clear strengths and drawbacks in marvel rivals, they need to hold left click and then drop a circle healing ulthealsissies are going on strike until this changes
what killed marvel rivals?
>>735577134me
>>735576991It sucks because a brawl support is a really novel concept and she feels really good when people aren’t forcing the usual pokeslop set-ups. I don’t get why supportfaggots keep trying to force her into the exact same fucking archetype when they could literally just keep playing Susan or C&D like they do in 95% of games anyways.
>>735577167wtf man
>>735577134the dogshit algo, dependency on healers and censoreship
>>735577134THE ICE AGE
>>735576128I think Black Cat is virtually guaranteed, and Elsa and Emma Frost seem super likely. Magik too.
>>735577134>>735569071He really does just resort to generic Pepes once he's already posted his One Picture.
>>735572438>gay, handegg player captain murricaif this sells im gonna be very disappointed
>>735579731wtf how did you know it was me. I thought brown people were supposed to be dumb
>>735579816>I can't believe a college themed season has a college football player
>>735579852Because you light up like a faggoty Christmas tree.
>>735574225>muh safe hornyRetarded buzzword, even by 4chan standards.
>>735579912damn you, Joe Gomez. I'll get you next time
>>735579852anon, you do realize people have been phonebooking you, you can only ban evade so many times before people get pissed
>>735580115
>>735574432Consider getting taste.>>735575712Big boobs on effeminate young women without gay ass caveats like muscle, hair, dommy uwu cancer shit. AKA the shit that's been demonized for over a decade now. >>735567664 Also this is pretty spot on, sooooo...>>735579974And yet the only one tourist trannoids cry about endlessly, despite it being self evidently true.
>>735580773>hairThis guy only wants bald women.
>>735579852>>735580271no way you're the spammer, why are you less retarded today
>>735580909The playing dumb that hairtroons do only makes you look more autistic and bitter when named btw. There's a difference between a kempt patch and masculine happy trail jungles. Sorry, I'm not a fr*nch gay subhuman (redundant) that's into gorillas over femininity, sooo...
>>735563997Whenever they get around to adding Jubilee, add her vampire outfit.
>>735580271you can piss in an ocean of piss and no one will notice, but if you start shitting in it, 4chan x and an ip change wont hide itthis'll be a good learning experience for your youth
>>735581171
>>735563997>here's one for free
>>735581274Re-read the last post. I know living neck deep in irony 24/7 seems cool, but it really isn't.
>>735581209>ching chong bing bong
Black Cat's wanted poster is back to the previous height it was, so yeah, it was in fact a "season 7.5" hint, not a "she's going to be taller than Thor and Angela" hint
>>735581171>>735581367Are you fuckin talking about pubic hair? Why the hell would that be relevant in a Marvel superhero game?
>>735581946I listed off just examples of shit in general, including things that dearly beloved capeshit has fallen to. Sorry, guess it was above you.
>>735582041So when asked what would constitute "unsafe horny" in this Marvel comics hero shooter, your thought was "shaved pussies rather than bushes"?
>>735567664Anybody that cries about "woke" is a dumb faggot and doesn't even know what it means. They're just usually racist.
>>735581946>Why the hell would that be relevant in a Marvel superhero game?not that schizo but it boosts the sex appeal actuallyfor example on Dorreen
>>735579816>Sportsball.....le bad!!!Kill yourself
>>735581884i dont think it's the chinese you have to worry about anon lol, it's the weggersyou really have no idea, do you?
>>735582296I listed off general things since that's usually how these arguments go, as the most beloved go-to browbeating is "muh buhwerd that don't mean no thing". A list where some of which applied to MR. I'm sorry you're too retarded/new to realize this and you can continue sperging out about it if you want.
>>735582729You're a faggot too.
>>735582729This but completely, utterly, totally, definitively, entirely, conclusively, absolutely without a shred of irony whatsoever.
>>735582729true and studies-proven, the most rightwing are less racist and more tolerant than your average left-liberal
Why does Marvel Rivals seem to make some people on /v/ comically mad? Is it Overwatch fanboys angry there's another successful hero shooter? DC fans? They just whine about absolutely nothing but show up in every single thread for the game.
>>735583256>>735582881>>735582729samefag
>>735576128>>735579697I think the guaranteed ones are going to be Rogue, Emma, and Hela, and probably Gambit by association with Rogue and needing an obligatory male pick. Also Deadpool in some gag swimsuit for obvious reasons.
>>735583282it's always some stupid offtopic culture war shit they blabber on with too
>>735583393oh my fucking God it's "B" like Black Cat, I'm fucking retarded I just realized this now
>>735583282It's one specific lolcow that is spiraling, it's always the same guy ban evading, just ignore him and report offtopic bullshit.
>>735583393*snap*
>>735583365I wouldn't say Hela or Rogue are guaranteed. Rogue is likely, but the ones guaranteed I reckon are Black Cat, not just because it's her thing to be fanservice central, but also because she's in the actual Marvel Swimsuit Special for 2026 front and center, and Emma because it's also her thing and I expect she nearly made the cut last year.
Penis in Parker
>>735576128>>735579697>>735583365>>735583785Deadpool is definitely getting one, I wonder if they are giving one to Hulk as well, he's been needing more skins.
>>735583304I think someone needs a nap and a snack.>>735583329You wish.
>>735584162
>>735584162yeah
Must have Elsa swimsuit.
>>735585834And there had better be freckles
>>735563997all the toes showing ones
>>735586629I knew it.
>>735585834This but also Peni swimsuitWanda swimsuitHela swimsuitand comedic Deadpool swimsuit
Post Peni skins
>>735587674
>>735587674She'll get a tokon crossover skin guaranteed.Unless they can only pick one in which case it'll be Ironman
>>735586629Inshallah, mrr.
>>735587776I need Storm to get one too
>>735588416They did two for that beat em up, and also a gag Jeff skin just because.So maybe there will be two tokon skins for an easy bundle. It's been a while since Storm got any skin.Maybe they'd throw her a bone.
>>735586629>>735588380>It is well known that Emir Jef Qursh al-Barr, between 2025 and 2026, used his influence and vast wealth hidden in Saudi and Qatari shell companies to fund his own propaganda through skins, events and emotes>chief among them was the removal of his team-up with the mutant Ororo Munroe aka Storm
It's crazy how big White Fox's ass is.
>>735589403So that's how he afforded so many damn teamups
I'm just looking at the collectible item in the battlepass for the Tablet of Life and Time and the blurb has an interesting detail>The power contained within could not only cure any wound and ailment, but also fully unlock the evolutionary potential of its bearer, even reversing aging or restoring life to the dead.>Beyond this, an unverified rumor whispers of a twin counterpart; the Tablet of Death and Entropy. When joined together, the two tablets are claimed to open a gateway to the afterlife, capable of retrieving any soul lost in Hell and returning them to the world of the livingHmm. We just had a pair of seasons revolving around a secret contract for the soul of Doom 2099's mother Cynthia (and I guess regular Doctor Doom as well) that damned her soul to hell. I see where you're going, Rivals devs.
>>735589403He controls the export of water to the battlefield, we just have to tolerate him.
>Black Cat's accessory shows that Spider-Man is the first ffm_threesome chad in the gameNow revive Gwen Stacy from death, give her and MJ a power-ups, then add them into the roster so my fuarking hero becomes the first fffm_foursome chad in the game.
>>735588041he's a creep
>>735590103Beat up Mephisto
they fucked up with peni parkershe looks better in spiderverse than she does as this dva rip off. you dont even see her leave the mech anyway
>>735592025>dva rip offPlease explain how she is a "Dva ripoff".
>>735592343Because I said so, that's why! :^)
>>735592447Another Overwatch fag that thinks they invented mechs.
>>735592025SD//R literally looks more like D.Va's mech in Spider-Verse than it does in Rivals, where it's basically 1:1 with its comics counterpart.
>>735592343skin tight body suit piloting a mech, which is really just an evangelion rip off too. I dont care how far down the inspiration trail goesi just dont like how her dumb suit doesnt look like a spiderman costume, and the school girl outfit was cuter.
>>735593029>just an evangelion rip off too. I dont careFucking retard.
>>735593029Which she also wore in the comics, with the comics accurate mech. Getting really tired of these Into the Spider-Verse secondaries.
>>735586629The wealthiest man in Marvel Rivals
>>735593461Based
>>735593029It looks like a plugsuit because she's explicitly an Evangelion homage. Well done working out that "Dva" might possibly draw on "Eva".
>>735595225okay, I'm all for references and such. but putting the entire fucking eva cast in a panel seems a bit too on the nose, no?
>>735595378It is just Zero, Fraulein, Ryo, and Shinchi. Nothing to be concerned about.
>>735595378MCR and Evangelion are still milked? In 2026? No way. It must be your imagination.
Sex with Penis ParkerThe more she appears in other games/media the more the cowardly artists will be forced to draw her else they skip the bandwagon and easy account growth.
>>735572760To all the people whining about not being able to see his legs, he hasn't got any. Get the fuck over it. Tired of them appearing in every comment section.
>>735572760>>735598016Did my double G where the G stands for GOAT send CnD to the femur breaker again? Baseeeed.
>>735598727They gave him "legs", by making it clear he literally has no lower half and it's not some sort of visual effect
>>735599138dick status?
>>735563997Black Panther, Symbiote Spider-Man, Living Tribunal Adam Warlock, Bucky Barnes, the New Mutants Magik skin.
>>735589406Needs to be bigger
>>735599350missingthat's why the recruit johnny storm to help in the bedroom
>>735579857>>735582372You faggots make discourse impossible b because you always pretend you don't know what is being talked about.
>>735583365>>735584407>DeadpoolIsn't he a rotting flesh bag under all that?
I dont even care about skins in this game because the new original stuff is dorkyI want old outfits from the comics
>>735599515You already see some of his scarred skin during the museum loading screen where he's caught with his pants down.
>>735599515I always thought his messed up appearance was his mutant ability making his tumors overtake his entire body as if hes the embodiment of cancer or something
>>735590761>we are getting a plushie with a classic black suit before the classic black suit itselfI'm so tired
>>735577134Fanboys wont like to hear it but its because hero shooters fundamentally suck. >be avg gamer>want to just hop on and play>team picks horrible team comp>cant play the hero you want>cant kill anything because of OP healing>cant hit anything either because of CC and stuns>get snowballed after first fight>get spawncamped>cant coordinate with team bc no one ever uses VC>enemy team has skillcheck characters that kill you instantly if no pocket heal>cant do anythingThis is why these games eventually flop if they arent constantly being pumped with new content. The core gameplay loop just sucks ass.
>>735599138Pecker report?
>>735577134Nothing
GIVE US MYSTERY HEROES GUANGUANG
>>735599746Anon, you're replying to a troll who doesn't believe a word he says.
>>735569071Being Indian
>>735599138Dong dossier?
Man just one Hela-Namor kill can spiral so fast.
>>735586629>MMmrrrrr, bomb the Jews.
Who the fuck is Trudy?
>Devs add a third ban>People banning CnD and Invisible Woman non stop>Start seeing Squirrel Girl and Scarlet in every game now after these changesIt's hilarious. This season is the best the game has been since Season 2.5.
>>735594634
>>735601984can you take her mask off in game?
>>735599652he went to weapon x for his cancer, they forced wolv's healing factor on him, and it worked in that he outheals the cancer which now also uses his healing factor
>>735601406>SUGAR MAMA
>>735602313but also the cancer regenerates so he's always wracked with it
>>735601984Imagine all that in Fox form.
>>735572834>>735603693How much money will the wedding skins make?
>>735603940fffm_foursome spidey skins would make a xenobladillion money
>>735586629*spreads around units so the Rivals tournaments are held in Jeffland*
It's Magik time.
