>make a shittier version of jacob that says a spanish word every few sentencesThanks bioware
He has a bit more of a defined personality than Jacob
>>735586967I liked him more than Jacob desu, but both of them were better than that asswipe from 1. I forgot his name and im not looking it up
>>735587057>hey loco pendejo my hrt titties make me gay chupacabra Waow........
>>735586967He was actually worth being on your team in battle unlike Jacob
trvkethere are so many spics here now
>>735586967What's his name, again?
>>735587536James vega. A guy with the funniest character model in the game
>>735587149That dude from 1 was Ashley
He's actually one of the strongest squadmates in the game, pair him with Garrus and give both of them the N7 Typhoon and watch them play the game for you on Insanity.
>>735587705I remember the first playthrough of 3 i did, i got legitimately angry and the game attempting to force me to care about ashley. I didnt like her in 1 and only accidentally romanced her because i picked the same top right dialogue option i did with every other character. I was glad for her to fuck off in 2 where i could impregnate my true wife, tali. And then in 3 the writers try reeeeeeally hard to make you care about ashley. Its so tiresome...
>>735587536Brick Hardcheese
SLAB BUFFGRISTLE
>>735586967I liked that blue sun mercenary
>>735586967Thank g**dness they added him in to represent my point of view as the new guy because I decided to start this series with the last game of the trilogy for some reason
>>735587057but the prize
>>735587536Marcus Fenix
fauxhawks are one of the shittiest hairstyles in history
>>735586967Blasto McMan is way better than Jacob, he's literally a call of duty soldier in a fancy sci-fi setting.
>>735586967I finished me3 yesterday, what the fuck was that ending? A fucking walking simulator that felt like 3 hours, that retarded child, trash game, the only good part is the Krogan planet.
>>735588545The mission structure is way better than 2 but i miss the openness of 1
>>735587536Bulk Vanderhuge
>>735587536Blast McHardCheese
>>735588545DIDN'T YOU FEEL SAD FOR THAT ONE KID WHO DIED
>>735587536Spurt Stiffmeat
>>735588867No i orgasmed when i realized the reaper massacre started in Vancouver... i jerk off to the idea of dead canadians
>>735588867NoAlso this >>735588971