IT ALLRETURNSTO NOTHING
>>735602126uh bros, does anyone have the article saying it was outpacing the switch??? please god please tell me it still is...
Wow its almost like there is a recession happening!
>>735602126Gtfoh with that faggot toy
>literally and unironically the fastest selling console of all time>Snoytrannies STILL trying to push le heckin' flop narrativeKWAB. You will NEVER EVER get Bloodborne 2.
Roblox
>>735602207Um, actually we are in a k-shaped economy, the middle class and upper class just don't play Nintendo shit
>>735602207Last time they said video games were recession proof
>>735602126>amerimutts will interpret this as Switch 2 being in troubleThey are foreseeing the economic crash caused by the orange cheeto's warmongering and adjusting expectations, amerimutts will soon be too broke to buy videogames.
>>735602126>mutts don't want it>euros don't want itJesus the shitch poo really serves no purpose
>>735602296Why is it so hard for everyone 30 and older to grasp that people only want Roblox and Fortnite now? They act like they don't exist.
>>735602126B-b-b-but Nintenbros just told me that Pokopia was leading to record Switch 2 sales!!!
But the weekly sales thread said Switch 2 is dominating whats going on!!!!
Couldn't have anything to do with rising hardware costs and Nintendo scaling down the production after they flooded to market with Switch 2's to combat scalping.Instead, /v/ will tell me the console is a bigger flop than the Wii U because Mario Kart is $80 and Pokopia is a GKC rather than the fact a majority of /v/ are poor third worlders who hate this console simply because they can't emulate it.
>>735602535The article specifically says the holiday sales were lower than what they internally projected
>>735602535You’ll survive.
>>735602510Because they're not games, they're GaaS slop.>t. 36 yo boomer
I still have no desire to get a Switch 2.
>But beyond console sales, Nintendo also faces headwinds from rising global memory prices, as outsized demand from the artificial intelligence industry greatly crimped global supplies. >Slower consumer spending on discretionary items may also weigh on Switch 2 sales, especially amid growing uncertainty over slowing global economic growth
>>735602126Video game industry crash is imminent
>>735602126Thanks for subsidising Japanese sales
Oh no Nintendo is finished.Also soon we will have bread lines and a loaf will cost $1000usd because of insolvency.welcome to hell.
>>735602126>Takashi Mochizuki this is the same guy that swore up and down on the switch pro for years and got laughed at by nintendo
>>735602589>Demographic shifts don't matter because I'm in a gated community. The hordes won't be at my door soon enough
>>735602282It was only fastest selling because they stockpiled a lot to start. It's slowed down since then.
>>735602351lolwut? vidya is a luxury expense, it's one of the easiest to cut when gas, groceries and bills go up
>>735602126>look up author>every sales article about Nintendo is about how they are about to fail, just 2 more weeks!
Oh this is going to be a VERY excuse/ritualposting-heavy meltdown thread for Nintendofags isn't it
>>735602126>the cut reflects inventory management rather than product failure, with 25M units still planned by March 2026Nigga this just nintendo being strategic with how unstable the trade situation is in the US right now. Nintendo literally hasn't decided to change their sales forecasts at all. There's an entire science behind maximum storage efficiency, and bloomberg knows this. What a click bait ass headline
Japan lost
>>735602408The cheeto war is too new to be a factor. It hasn't been a month and these decisions to scale back are made well in advance.
>>735602705how is saying Nintendo has a hot start saying they are failing
>>735602705
>>735602491This. Just put Mario on PS5 already. Put the shitch 2 out of its misery already, Shitendo.
>>735602762Now they're cutting production, so it means what he said before was true. What exactly are you trying to prove here?
>>735602808>what he said before was trueit wasn't, Switch 2 has been selling better in march than in february lmao
Just wait until the cheaper Japanese-exclusive language locked version (the ones Nintendo's losing like $160 a pop on) has to go bye-bye too.
>>735602126It has literally no games right now.
>>735602126>bloomberg>takashi mochizukiwhy are you trusting this, this guy is consistently wrong on nintendo, it's actually amazing how consistently wrong he is
>meanwhile in reality
>>735602898You can still project too much on a well selling device
>children get access to the internet en masse via ipads>the optimal revenue method for abusing the child infinite money glitch is just to make your game...online, free to play, paid cosmetics with crossover brandingwhy aren't YOU doing this, anon?
>>735602874That would literally kill their domestic market, those units exist to help with the weak Japanese yen and prevent Chinese resales.
>>735602126thanks trump
>>735602126switch 1 did very well because most people skipped wii U
>>735602282Fastest selling doesn't mean anything. We buy in with magnificent hopes and dreams only to be dashed by a drought of anything worthwhile.
ps5 is outselling switch 2 globally, with the new pssr being massive enhancement in image quality I see the ps5 pro selling like crazy. Nintendo and xbox need to step up.
>>735602839How would you know this when the month is still not over?
Might accommodating the EU mandate for easy battery access also be a factor? I'd imagine they'd have to throw SOME not-quite-neglible money and production-time gaps at changing the design, even just for something so conceptually simple.
>>735603064>ps5 is outselling switch 2 globallyproof?
>>735602510>They act like they don't exist.Because when you are over 30 you will never get recommended anything related to Roblox or Fortnite ever. Those games are successful because they aggressively market to children. If you aren't a child you will see nothing about them.
>>735602126>Nintendoom! NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!1HAHAHAHA Go back to play Marathroon, Pajeet.
>>735602928Nintendo isn't changing their projections though. This is just an inventory management change
>>735602282And equally, I'm looking forward to the day that tendies understand that "fastest selling" does not equal "most sales".I fear that day may not be too far off...;)
>>735603237>ok, its selling more then any other console in hsitory in the same timeframe, and its getting mroe games then any other console on the market, BUT THEYRE NOT THE SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAweird hill to die on
>>735603237thanks for the chuckle this is maybe the funniest cope I've ever seen
So why this?
>>735602126Nintendo killed what was left of the Ecchi/Bishoujo VN market for the purpose of "protecting the brand" in the West and they -still- shitted and flopped.
>>735603237Holy cope
>>735603102>locked cabinets>for video gamesseeing this shit is so alien to me as a rural euro
>>735603296Because the Switch 1 was heavily supply constrained and Nintendo built up a large stock of Switch 2s probably because they saw that demand and it wasn't there the same way this time around.
>>735603237Snoys had to learn that real quickly with the PS5. But somehow Nintendoniggers didn't learn a goddamn thing from that.
>>735603296The Switch 1 was only a mild success for the first little while, at least for the first year, it still only had minimal 3rd party support and Wii U stink. It's arguable that it took until COVID + Animal Crossing for it to really launch the brand even.
>>735603237>"fastest selling" does not equal "most sales"It literally does, you moron. Fastest selling means the most sales in a span of time, emphasis on the "most sales". You can't sell more than the fast selling system at any given time.Fuck, what happened to the state of education globally?
>>735603351>it wasn't there the same way this time around.its outpacing the switch 1, what the fuck are you talking about?
even redditors know about takashi mochizuki at this point. how is he still employed
Nintendo's April eoy report is going to be brutal to the guy who makes these threads every day.
>>735603321Urban Americans made it so mundane things like razors and batteries are locked up in grocery stores now. Cops don't arrest for anything theft under $1000 cumulatively in my state.
>>735603392Yeah remember how the PS3 never caught up to and beat the Xbox 360
>>735602646Look how everyone ignored this oneIt’s the same faggot that it’s assblasted since his “Switch Pro coming this 2021”
>>735603410Bloomberg loses credibility by employing this fag. He just makes up a new story about Sony or Nintendo whenever he has nothing and it always generates clicks and is mostly wrong.
>>735603490rmember how the PS3 never caught up to or even came close to the wii?
>>735603534So you're either retarded or purposely retarded.
>>735603102I was in a Target a few days ago, and they had multiple Switch 2s. What they didn't have was more than one employee in the technology section to help all the boomers.
>>735603393Do you not understand that's because the Switch 1 was literally out of stock everywhere? The demand was higher than the supply, right now for the Switch 2 the supply is higher than the demand which is why every big retailer slashed the price of the Switch 2 by $50 over the holidays to move stock.Should we go over per capita next?
Isn't this guy basically the japanese patcherEverything he says is either bullshit or the opposite of what will happen
>>735603392No, it doesn't, you stupid fucking tendie. Fastest selling means only the SPEED at which units fly off the shelves, it has nothing to do with quantity. The PS5 has been the best selling system for many months consecutively. The Switch 2 has also been selling well, the difference is that the launch sales were incredibly fast in terms of the units getting sold in the timeframe - it has nothing to do with the quantity itself.Maybe you should retake some of that "education" you're whining about.
>>735603563excellent ad hominem, now care to refute what I said?
>takashi mochizuki
Is there an actual quote by Nintendo in the article or what
>>735603574>which is why every big retailer slashed the price of the Switch 2 by $50 over the holidaysyah, its not like black friday or christmas sales exist, it must be because of overstock
>>735603492>>735603530Kek you made me remember when Schreier was asked in some AMA about this fag and how he’s always wrong and schreier was like uhhh idk him bro but he must’ve had something!
>>735603619>excellent ad hominem, now care to refute what I said?
>>735603619You know what the point of my original post was. I'm calling you a retard because you think it's cute to pretend that you don't know.
>>735603595>Fastest selling means only the SPEED at which units fly off the shelves, it has nothing to do with quantityare...are you actually retarded?
>>735603665Consoles don't go on sale for $50 off 6 months in if there's a massive demand for them, you dolt. The Switch 1 was unavailable to buy during that same period while the Switch 2 was $50 off. I'm going to bed, surely this is basic enough for you to understand though?
>>735603665They never did that for the Switch 1 in its first holiday season, and that had three extra months of time on the market.
>>735603652>sources familiar with the matter said this fag is famous for making shit up out of his asshole for sony and nintendo, both snoys and tendies hate him. he has never written an accurate article with sources till date
>>735603732>>735603729They did it at my Costco at launch year
game key cards + no mario/zelda.I only bought one cause I had no switch 1, I emulated. And I had no steam deck, and it's a portable.
>>735603772nope
>>735602126They have lost the US and European marketd. Nintendo's only lifeline left is Japan....
>>735603064>I see the $800 console selling like crazyWho's gonna tell him?
>>735603085Fortnite is so full of 80s and 90s shit. Alot of what their early pandering to was alpha kid dads who liked aliens superman Star wars. Lately it has been 90s animated stuff Beavis and Butthead KoTH Simpsons Ed Edd Eddy Batman Beyond
>>735603703You are still confused, stop conflating these two figures, they're completely seperate metrics. I am very sad that I am still having to explain this to adults in 2026.I've prepared a question for you, and for everyone else who struggles to understand this.If you are driving a hundred cars down the freeway at 30mph each, and fifty cars down the freeway at 60mph each, which set of cars are going to arrive first?...It's not a trick question, and it's not rocket science. Speed does not equal quantity. Please understand this.
>>735602598If it was like 150$ or someone gave it to me I would play Kirby that's it. Might would check out the Pokemon dragon quest builders clone. Otherwise it has nothing
>>735602282you'll survive, ninjeet
>>735603870theyre not measure the rate theyre selling you fuckwit, theyre counting how many are sold
>>735603908
>>735603392>Fuck, what happened to the state of education globally?people like you, apparently.the highest point of "rate of increase" does not equate to the total sum.You never got into calculus, did you?
>>735602126HE won...
>>735602939Because it is all mega corps now not 2011 anymore.
>NOOO ITS STILL THE BESTSELLING CONSOLE EVERIts really amusing just how delusional tendies really are
>>735602282actually the fact that theres disagreement about this in every thread proves that the switch 2 is underperforming by virtue of said disagreementnobody can doubt unassailable evidence and the absence of the such evidence means there is room for doubtnobody was saying during 2020 "oh wow the switch is kinda stagnating", it was a boom year and all the evidence pointed to that
Guys. Nintedeen has started to post in the thread
>>735603975far less delusional then the ones believing sony can magically sell 10 million PS2's after it was discontinued in 2013
APOLOGIZE
>>735603870>I am very sad that I am still having to explain this to adults in 2026most people struggle with anything more complex than basic algebra, anon.most adults never even touched the mathematics involved in making an equation where Y has a variable rate of growth
>>735602351Who is "they"? Video games are one of the more expensive hobbies.
it's over
>>735602757The US bombed Iran a few months ago didn't they?Doesn't take a prophet to see that things were gonna escalate.
>>735604009No one thinks he is trying to make Nintendo fail lmao, because that implies he could have any real effect. Absurd narcissism at play.
>>735603870>having to educate tendies on vectorskek
>>735602126The signs were already there....Y'all just refused to believe it.
>Nintendo representatives didn’t respond to a request for comment.
He was right all along
>>735602126WHAT ABOUT XBOX?
>>735604084You have to educate 90% of /v/ on vectors going off portal A or B threads.
>>735604092post the rest, chuckles
>>735603915child.the steepness of the line denotes the RATE at which they are being sold.any 2D graph of total units sold will also display (without precise numbers) the rate at which things are selling as simple base function of drawing the fucking line between the data points.
sigh... what happened with sony this time?
>Nintendo's sales are fallingWe need another COVID.
Why is this surprising? The PS5 has been outselling the switch 2 for a while now. Every report pointed to it underperforming. Also pokopia is a flop after all.
Remember Nintendo already debunked this Takashi faggot publicly before
>>735604182can you read what the y axis represents
Still... b-buying...
>>735604184Marathon dipped to below 50k daily players
>>735604234can you read the text I wrote, stupid child?
>>735604208>pokopia is a flop after all.lol
>>735604225Holy kek, imagine how shit you have to be at your job that nintendo themselves publicly btfo you when they almost NEVER do so.Just fucking commit seppuku at that point. It's the only way to salvage your dignity
>>735604234better yet.can you understand what FAST means, stupid child?
>>735602126uhhh famitsu bros?
Reminder that tendies also thought it was cheating for Sony to temporarily lower PS5 prices because they think official price cuts don't happen again until Nintendo says so (since they're the ones who killed the practice with the Switch 1).
>>735604291>hit in japan>flopped everywhere elseYour point?
>>735604306reminder Sonys CEO personally ended a state of play begging japs to buy the barrierstation 5 because its doing so poorly over there
I literally don't care how many switch 2 sales there are because I love mine. Was able to sell my switch and can play gamecube games. Plus Bananza is one of the best games ever and kirby air ride is a cult classic. The xenoblade chronicles X upgrade was worth it too.
Sony is being sued by Europe for 2.7 billion dollars btw
Leaker Man is backing it upMochizuki won bigly this time folks.
>>735603312There's hentai crap all over the eshop though. The Neptunia devs have no excuse
>>735604225didn't they do it twice, the other time with the OLED screen cost
>>735602126what did they expect? they forgot to make any gamespeople won't buy a console that doesn't have games. it's so obvious
>>735604334>>flopped everywhere else
>>735604345Uhhh tendies ypur response?
>>735604291Why hasn't it sold 1m+ copies?
a question for retarded tendies:If product A sold 5,000 units in 10 weeksbut product B sold 10,000 units in 50 weekswhich sold FASTER?
>>735604345>why us stores is selling out of units NOW>reduced set for APRILhuh
I always get a rise out of these threads because Nintendo fans can't help but reveal their stupidity.I've genuinely never met a community of people who act so arrogant and smug, despite the fact that when you listen closely to what they're saying, it's almost always wrong on an embarassingly basic level. Tendies don't know what they're talking about, not when it comes to software design, hardware design, capitalist business, they don't have a fucking clue about anything, and it's especially funny to see them get BTFO and throw tantrums when someone dares to correct them (they're just a meanie Sony fan!).
>>735604363I dunno, seemed to work fine for Sony this generation
>>735603102Pretty pathetic that all it took was a fucking Dragon Quest Builders knockoff with Pokemon slapped on it to finally give consoomers an excuse to buy that overpriced console
>>735602126the huge disparity between sell-in and sell-through was a clue
Barrierstation.
>>735604387how much has it sold?
>>735604432does that refer to units being bought by retailers vs units sold from those retailers to consumers?
Hmm yes, but how does this affect the BarrierStation?
I always get a rise out of these threads because Sony fans can't help but reveal their stupidity.I've genuinely never met a community of people who act so arrogant and smug, despite the fact that when you listen closely to what they're saying, it's almost always wrong on an embarassingly basic level. Snoys don't know what they're talking about, not when it comes to software design, hardware design, capitalist business, they don't have a fucking clue about anything, and it's especially funny to see them get BTFO and throw tantrums when someone dares to correct them (they're just a meanie Tendie fan!).
PS6 will SAVE the console market when it comes out in 10 years
>>735604412>I've genuinely never met a community of people who act so arrogant and smugironic
>>735602126I thought Pokopia was helping Switch sales though?
>article written by the one person that’s hated by both snoys and tendies
>>735604432btw if you point this out, grown men wearing mario hats call you a "snoy"theyre morons, the lot of them
>>735604417Sony hasn't sold off exclusives for years, but as the default box for multiplats. Nintendo still does sell off of its exclusives. Having few compelling exclusives with still no news for shit people actually want even after the system was revealed almost 15 fucking months ago is a problem.
>>735604417sony have never managed to do even close to as well as they did in their most successful gens
>>735602126Europe and US has been lost....Japan is their last bastion.
>>735604130It undersold meaning the expected crowd didn't buy it anyway so he was wrong
>>735604459>>735604484>tendies suddenly shut up about math and what it means to sell FAST vs MORE>forced to copy other people nowooof, tendies are taking a massive L
>>735604345Why the fuck would they cut production once their system seller came out
>>735604454yes
>>735604459Even your posts are ports.
>>735604497Dont believe tendie psyops. They are delusional.
>>735604345>RetardEra>OP is a SnoyBut of course
>>735604237Still buying
>tendies suddenly start shifting the goalposts after getting defeated by basic mathsLmao, you love to see it
>>735604569>dont believe famitsu's hard sales number or them being sold out everywhere in US stores>>735604378
>>735604540They dont have any more system sellers in the future.
>>735604057Hours, not months, bro
>>735604387It sold 2.2M in its opening weekend
>some journo/grifter claims the switch 2 is selling poorly>the anti-nintendo crowd start celebrating>nintendo post real numbers>nintendo haters start coping and seething>repeat cycleThis shit got old the first few times
>>735604459>Nintendipshits have to resort to weaker ports of others' arguments>just like how the Switch 2 has to sell itself on weaker ports of others' games
>>735604540it wasn't actually gonna be selling enough.if phase one of production happens and you sell a lot to retailers, but those retailers dont sell to customers well, you make plenty of moneybut next time around you make LESS to sell to those retailers because they will BUY less from you.Because they now know that customers will buy less from the retailer.
snoys act like such toddlers they make tendies look like proper adults. What an accomplishment.
>>735604606gamefreak literally just dropped the trailer for their next pokemon game, retard
>>735604572>AIEEEEE SNOY SNOY SNOYUtterly mindbroken
>>735604540Because this headline is extremely misleading. In the article, he admits that nintendo isn't cutting their forecast at all. It's just an inventory management change. Niggers are making mountains out of molehills once again.
>look away for a few minutes>50 postsJesus
>>735604640lul
>resident schizo seething already and it's only Monday
>>735604595tendies in a nutshell
>>735604658Yeah it's not coming until November 2027. It may as well not exist right now.
>>735604640Kek
>>735604617
>>735602282nintendo is not getting bloodborne 2 either they're getting marathonborne kek
>>735604706>n-no that doesnt countlol
>>735604540because it's not selling units, they literally have millions of unsold units sitting on retail shelves
I think shills both sides are ignoring the fact this may mean nintendo has nothing to show for the rest of the year, system sellers i mean. So they are not confident about selling more consoles because they have no system moving games coming out.
>>735604702It really is funny, isn't it? You can tell, instantly, who is a happy Switch or Switch 2 owner, and who is simply jealous.
>>735604691All me.
>>735604742>they literally have millions of unsold units sitting on retail shelvesproof?
>>735604640Pfffftttt
>>735604617>>735604724Man wtf.
>>735604770there was a 2M difference between sell-in and sell-through in the last IR release, literally go read the release
>>735604705I'm still astounded that he completely didn't understand why I brought up the 360 vs. the PS3, and thought it was a Nintendo dickwagging matter.
>>735604718>genshitfag>mEmbarrassing
>>735604751Future is looking kinda grim for Nintendo huh?
>>735604751if thats true its going to be catastrophic!what the fuck have their development teams been doing for the past four years if not working on ns2 system selling exclusives???
>>735604820I'd be more worried about the studio that just closed another studio and just released Concord III
>>735602126it was so stupid of Nintendo to sit on 15B in cash instead of spending some of that on game development to support their new console with some exclusivesWhy would anyone buy a console with no games? Of course it would have been intelligent to make some games for the console, but Nintendo's new management are fucking retards
>>735604691This should be a clear indication to everyone that this is an inauthentic thread and therefore nothing within can be taken seriously.
>>735604820not lookin' good.
>>735604751that would make sense if they didn't do this with pokopia right next to this decision. assuming this article is even true.
>>735602126
>>735604756Easy! The happy Switch 2 owners are playing their Switch 2s instead of constantly posting here and thinking about Sony rentfree! DOHOHOHOHO
Playstation bros, you're supposed to be the BETTER MEN in this situation.
>>735604795Nigger that was because the sell through numbers were from a month earlier than the shipped number. Nintendo said the exact dates and everything
>>735604880>yes ok you guys exposed our shitty understanding of numbers but can you please just forget about itNo way m8
>>735603085Fortnite has millennial shit you disingenuous faggot. >>735602510There are already Roblox exclusive studios pumping out games and making dosh. There are official, licensed tie-in games like How To Train Your Dragon and others. In 5 years we'll very likely see Nintendo take a stab at it.
>>735604913Tendies are on the defence even in retardera
>>735604918it turns out, being better men means being anti-european
>>735604825They're probably making everything mainline have a goddamn open world. And Prime 4 showed they had no idea what made BotW actually work commercially or critically, just that they wanted a big empty world in another Nintendo series because BotW had one and did well. MKW shows this too really.
>>735604962>In 5 years we'll very likely see Nintendo take a stab at it.No. Nintendo simply refuse to put their properties on other platforms. They didn't allow Samus in Fortnite purely because they only wanted the Samus skin to exist within the Switch version of the game. Epic Games of course laughed at this and talks ended there.Let me repeat myself - Nintendo gave up a tier 100 slot in a Fortnite battle pass, the headlining collaboration skin for an entire season, that receives the most advertising budget, because they didn't want Samus Aran from Metroid to appear on PCs and PS5s.You are delusional if you think their outdated, out-of-touch executives will let their devs bring any of their IPs to Roblox.
>>735604540this simple chart will be too hard for most tendies to understand, but it is (basically) how sales of stuff like the switch work.the text will filter far more of your kind, but maybe you will understand it.
Tendies REEEEEALLY want Pokopia to be the final killshot to ensure that Nintendo doesn't have to try anymore and you can tell ITT
Didn't Nintendo publicly debunk this guy at one point?
>>735605095A lot can happen in five years. Old people dying for instance.
>>735605098/toy/ anons also struggle with this concept which is surprising, youd think collectors and enthusiasts of physical goods would have a better understanding of retailer relations, but no
NDF is really losing it. It's okay the switch is slowing down, happens to all consoles once they hit a certain age.
Pokopia, more like Flopkopia lmao
Curious how you niggers have conveniently ignored every post I've made where the author admits the sales forecasts aren't being updated at all and this is likely just a shift in inventory management
I wonder if snoys realize that constantly searching he internet for any bit of negative switch 2 news to then spam on /v/ - video games isn't going to magically make the switch 2 fail.
>>735604808These are not people who were around for that era of console wars, anon.
>>735605140still waiting for the proof that it sold poorly
>>735602126fucking BASED. love to see the niggers of the industry bleed, especially since they became the very cancer killing gaming
>>735605140Why would tendies bank on a spin-off game. That's retarded logic and reeks of desperation
>>735605225You already got it.Production was scaled back.
>>735604336Really? Which one?
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome has the ponies frothing
>>735605261Because they literally have nothing else
>>735605160YesSee >>735604225What’s funny is this faggot also makes up shit about Sony but right now for them it’s their messiah
>>735605263Yeah, but the sales forecasts aren't.
>>735605282This goes beyond derangement. I don't know what the fuck to call this behavior.
>>735602207You've been saying this since 2024.
>>735602207>f-f-fastest selling console ever!!the cultists got their console despite the economic issues
>>735605201>>735605205No point in arguing with the same crowd that keep falling for switch 2 emulator scams
>>735605263production on pokopia was scaled back?
>>735605205It's weird, I haven't seen or heard from sony fanboys for months, what feels like years.One clickbait headline pops up and hundreds of them come out of the woodworks typing up a frenzy. I imagine if they had games to play, they wouldn't be so desperate to one up the people playing great games like Pokopia.
>>735605321This insane thing called "the Switch was not my first Nintendo system".
Funnily enough the one time Takashi Mochizuki was right (RARE) was with his reporting about the PSVR2 and how horrible it was for Sony. That made the Snoys seethe quite hard back then.
>>735605328Wow its almost like we've been in a a recession since 2023!
>>735605304anon. Sales forecasts that are being publicly released are nothing more than someone saying "yeah I (hope) we sell THIS much" so that potential customers for that product can hear it.It can be used to project a positive or negative image without having any basis in fact.
>>735602126no mariono zeldano pokemon til 2027no animal crossingno splatoonno smashno ring fitno mario partyno mario makerno clubhouse gamesno xenobladeno star foxno f-zerono paper mariono switch 2 sportsno pikminno kirbyNO GAMES
>>735605267the japanese exclusive one
>>735605356nigger the recession started before covid.
>>735605321I've coined it "Nintendo Fact Checking", basically analysing the various outlandish and contradictory claims made by Nintendo and their fans and finding the real truth underneath all the bullshit.
>>735605321Schizophrenia, autism, and obsession all in one. Very common sight on the chan, you hate to see it.
>>735605283Uhhhh there's the babyshit Yoshi spinoff, you chud
>>735605353he’s right this time too, switch 2 failed bigly and is the new wiiU
>>735605283Switch 2 hasn't even gotten it's flagship titles yet and tendies know they'll come. You aren't making sense
flopped and shitted?
>>735605362Nigger when sales go down companies lower their expectations. It happens all the time.
>>735602126they should have made a mario game or a zelda game or a smash bros game seems dumb to just not make any system sellers
>>735605420Fastest. Selleding. Console. Ever.
>>735605413>they'll comeMaube in like 2030
>>735605413>Mario Kart>Donkey Kong>not flagshipsIn your humble opinion, what should the flagship be?
>>735605427>a company would NEVER hide any signs of troubledo you not realize that internal forecasts and public ADVERTISING statements can differ?
Mario Kart World flopping has done untold damage to the Switch 2.They expected that to be their system seller and when that didn't work out they had absolutely nothing to offer. Where the fuck are the games
Bananza was so forgettable, it's only been a few months and I remember literally nothing about it
>>735605401>schizophrenia>obsession>autismhttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v/text/Eric/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%2Adeen%2A/Couldn't agree more.
>>735605304It isnt........yet
>>735605467>3D Mario>mainline zelda>smash bros>mainline animal crossing>Splatoon 4
>>735605413>t-t-they'll come!I heard these assurances before with another Nintendo system. I don't want assurances. I want proof.
>>735605349It have to be one guy. There is no way this is multiple people. Just one guy with 50 different VPN.
Instead of 2 maybe they should have come out with a new weird and fucked up console
>ANOTHER snoy meltdown thread
Astro Bot was GOTY. Tendies are angry that their shitbox doesn’t have the best platformer and is flopping hard KEK. Look at them resorting to flaming the author of the article.
>>735605551They've got no games to play, can you really blame them?
>>735605529I am the guy who drew the shitty MS paint shit in this thread.I post in these threads once every 2 weeks at best, and usually do nothing more than skim them 3 times a week, just lurking.
>>735605529Have you considered that maybe it's not just one imaginary schizo that you're scapegoating and that maybe there's actually, you know, a REASON for everyone who isn't a blind fan to be skeptical?
>>735605569>Astro Bot was GOTYWho?
>>735605569Tendies attack everyone that reports negative nintendo news. First it was Dring, then Piscatella, now its Mochizuki.
>>735605518it's really this simple. everyone bought a switch for those game franchises besides pokemon
>>735605569But I thought you guys didn't like bing bing wahoo baby games? Now you do? make up your fucking minds.
>>735605569>Astrobot out of nowhereYou snoys really wish tendies hate astrobot just as much as you niggers hate BOTW
>>735605647You guys invoke Sony and snoys out of nowhere. What's the problem?
>>735605569>astroflop>not flopping hardlmao
>>735605569Crimson Desert is a better TOTK too btw, and doesn’t run on their shitbox either. That’s why they’re crying hard about it too. KEK, Tendies are so fragile. >>735605617And Mochizuki is employed by Bloomberg too. He’s mostly always right from what I can tell, so this is just another tendie meltdown KEK.
>>735605569snoys have so little games they're still caught up on 2024
I am a woman. I am very specific with who I date. Anyone who plays Nintendo games or gacha games gives me the creeps and I avoid. PlayStation gamers, it depends, I'm fine with them generally though. If you're a Half-Life fan with muscles and a gentle personality I want to smooch you....Incels complain about lack of honesty so here's some honest truth about the console wars for you from random femanon
>>735605569...
>>735605467Mario Kart is a flagship and made switch 2 the fastest selling console. DK is a secondary series like Kirby. It's not a flagship.
>>735605746>I am a woman.lollmao even
>snoys like to roleplay as women
>>735604237:(
>>735605746>how can i make this about me?
>>735605569Astro Bot plagiarized Nintendo and snoys still didn't buy it
>>735605740The first Nintendo showcase of the year's "one more thing" hype closer consisted of ports of a 10 year old game and a 20 year old game.
Nintendo GOTY since 2017 : 1Sony GOTY since 2017 : 3Its clear who has better games here
>>735605569Now that we have AstroBot, GT/Forza, Crimson Desert and Digimon, why would someone ever play Mario, Mario Kart Zelda or Pokemon on the SHITBOX that is the Switch 2 which also costs a bomb and all the games are $100? PS5 has the objectively superior versions of ALL of these. Tendies crying LMAO.
>>735605569holy kek that astro shit game mindbroke the tendie samefag spic
No Zelda = No buy. I'm not interested in any of the anime weeb shit or baby shit that comes to Switch 2. Its just a future Zelda machine to me. Until it gets Zelda it might as well not even exist.
>>735605779>tendies like to larp as Switch 2 owners
>>735602126this was so preventable... they just had to fund development of some videogames for people to play...
>>735605819It's clear
>>735605569AstroBot broke the tendies. Look at the replies LMAO. You can’t face the truth. Your $500 was wasted on no games and even for the platformers we have the best one KEK. And when GTA VI comes out the PS5 sales will mog the fuck out of whatever your SHITBOX managed to do in the whole year.
Ok ok so what ur saying isNintendo fans - LiverpoolPlaystation fans - NewcastleXbox fans - SpursIf you know you know
>>735605865Most intelligent snoy reply
>>735603312I don't understand how this is happening when every single day 100 new literal anime full on tits out AI generated slop "games" get uploaded to the eshop. Why are they cracking down on games that are, in comparison, pretty innocuous while this other crap is just free to be there? There's a bigger problem at large that needs to be investigated because this isn't adding up.
>>735602408let's not pretend people actually want this trash hardware. I want physical games that I own so I'll just buy switch 1 games. if I wanted digital games I'd buy on steam. fucking dope.
>>735605943I'm not Muslim, so I don't know.
>>735605816Nintendo hasn't had a first party direct this year
this guy is larping as a snoy i refuse to believe they are this retarded kek
>>735605834this digimon game?
>>735605953pure incompetence. Nintendo are just utterly clueless and have no idea what's going on with their eshop or their market
>>735605965And that's kind of the problem. They haven't had one in six months, as a matter of fact, and that last one was underwhelming as hell.
>>735602126All of you are so blinded by being fanboys that you're ignoring that despite record profits and sales Nintendo is still forecasting a relatively bad future for itself. Usually in recessions or even depressions people splurge on luxuries but we don't even have that. You shouldn't be shitposting, you should be planting cabbages.
>>735605834>crimson desert
>>735605953literally a single employee could sift through the eshop every day and ban the obvious scam garbage purveyors and Nintendo are too incompetent to even do something that basicthey're legitimately a pack of retards over there
>>735605569>>735605738>>735605834>>735605917Stop replying to yourself.
>>735605943Whos xbox
For the snoys saying switch 2 has no games, what exactly were you playing in year 1 of PS5? what is even on there now that can’t be played better on pc? I have both and feel like switch2 year one is a million times better than ps5 first year was
>>735604751Hopefully fucking not, that'd be catastrophic. Sega 32X 2.0 level.
>>735606004Not really. They'll have one in the coming weeks for the new financial year which starts in April
>>735606037Shut the fuck up Tendie, stop having a meltdown at an article which confirms your worst fears first. Accept that your shitbox flopped and has always been garbage. >>735606053Demon’s Souls?
>>735606023I don't like how cabbages make my tummy rumbly :(
>>735602207People say there's a recession but across all industries there's been a rise in consumerism and no matter how hard they Jew the public and great a bigger divide, the public keeps paying instead of rioting.
>>735606072>its selling more than any other console, but it flopped!!!!!!!
>>735606083Tendies just refuse to accept reality for some reason
>>735602282you know covid pumped those numbers astronomically right?
The switch 2 failed, it’s time
>>735604751I can't believe they had so little to show they couldn't even scrounge enough for a feb directAbsolute fucking disaster. Something has gone wrong with Nintendo's game pipeline, everything is clogged in there and nothing is coming out
>>735606095PS5 has sold more than it since the holidays. You lost your platformer niche too with AstroBot winning GOTY. Admit it, Nintendo has nothing left and that’s why it’s flopping hard.
>>735606135good thing we can turn to the other console devs I cant wait for...uh.......
>>735606135Thats why they were scrambling to at least show something, which was how the underwhelming third party direct, indie direct and mario movie direct happened.
>>735606159Forgot to mention that we are getting GTA FUCKING VI in this year while you are getting…uhh what exactly? KEK, the tendie meltdowns in this thread are HILARIOUS.
>>735606161the state of gaming is a travesty frankly. microsoft, sony and nintendo need a competitor to give them all a kick up the bum. It's unbelievable that all 3 have descended into this level of incompetence and inability to produce any games
Man the ps5 is doing a piss poor job keeping snoys occupied huh? Oh wait they don't play games to begin with, even if it had them it wouldn't matter.
>>735606159oh, so monthly sales matter now? Guess that cementsd the S2 as the best selling console since it outsold PS5 from june until December
>>735606189>GTA VI this yearthis time for sure, 2 more weeks!
>>735606072>Demon’s Souls?>PS3 demake
>>735606197>don’t have games >coming from a tendie LMAO! I’m having a blast playing Crimson Desert on the Pro btw.
>>735606243I'm sure you are.
>>735606243post your play time
>>735606243>I’m having a blast playing Crimson DesertWorst liar on /v/
>>735603237https://www.theringer.com/2019/09/11/video-games/sega-dreamcast-20th-anniversaryThe Dreamcast had at one point been the fastest selling console around, even doing better than the PSX.
>>735606194bring back a sega console or something. They have enough IP at this point that they could beat all 3 on IP, especially if nintendo have stopped making mario games and smash bros games. -yakuza 9-persona 6-smt 6-sonic 3d game-sonic 2d game-new puyo-new phantasy star-new crazy taxi-new jet set radio-new virtua fighter-new shinobi-new sakura taisen-new panzer dragoon-new house of the dead-new chuchu rocket-new etrian odyssey
>>735606135They need to stop with pushing open worlds and complex sandbox physics. It's destroying EPD's output and hogging their manpower. >>735606161>everyone else shat the bed so it's okay if Nintendo only pisses in it
>>735606358if they made them all Sega console exclusives Sega could be back in the lead
>>735606364>everyone else is doing worse and not developing anything, but stop pointing that out! I want to reee at nintendo!!!
>>735606313What the fuck, I was about to post thisGranted Sega was going balls deep on the Dreamcast and putting out as many games as they could as fast as they could, and their financial situation wasn't good to begin with. Nintendo probably COULD afford to just coast and barely release anything for a few years until they try a new console.>>735606358I wish but now is really not a good time. Developing a console with the market the way it is now is a recipe for disaster.
>>735606385nintendo were the only ones still making games, it's depressing that even they've stopped too
>>735606375youre basing this off what? Yakuza sells like shit outside of japan and sonic sells best on nintendo consoles every time
>>735606417if it's a sega exclusive it won't sell on nintendo consoles
>>735606375>Segatards actually believe this
>>735605953They're not blanket targeting "horny," they're targeting moe. Everything in your image is WEG 30+ year old slop. They literally tell devs behind games that "look too moe" to "redraw her facial structure to look less child like"Fucking XBOX has the un-edited CG of this ON THE STORE PAGE btwhttps://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/kamikaze-lassplanes/9N9NBL49PS43
I don't know any adult male with a Switch 2. This shit is for fags and kids and women and other gay dudes.
>>735606430I just want a console manufacturer that makes games again, this shit is getting ridiculous
>>735606428then the console is doomed. NOBODY is buying a new console for a fucking sonic game anymore except the most delusional sonicfag
>>735606358this is pure unc tier fantasy. No one is buying a new console for Sega games
>>735606470it would be the only console worth buying because it would actually have exclusives
>>735606457you dont know any males with it, but you DO know gay men and trannies that do
>>735606473the point is that it would be a console with actual games, unlike the other 3
>>735606487ball game console owned by basketball americans
>>735602126>source is guy who spent years saying switch pro was realKWABOOTY
>>735606485nintendo has more exclusives then either other console dev>b-but theyre also on switchexclusive to switch
>>735606457Nintendo is for children and man children, lgbtq buy the rainbow edition PlayStations and gay walking sims
>>735606506nintendo has games, you just dont count them
>>735606543>but enough about the-AAACK
>>735606135And now Switchbitches are trying to casually gaslight that April is the norm for the first general Direct of the year.
>>735606532nintendo did great last gen with making exclusives, but this gen has been very disappointing
>>735606583Where?
>>735606568If I count welcome tour then I might as well count Astro's Playroom and now the PS5 has games tooit doesn't work like that
>>735606584it hasnt even been out for a year, you melodramatic pissrat
>>735606584Uhhhh actually if you strictly compare it to the consoles that embraced PC ports (but never ever Nintendo's past consoles) then it's amazing!!!!
>>735606615yeah and it's been a very disappointing year
>>735606584>>735606583>>735606610Why are snoys so mentally ill?
>>735606618No.
>>735602126ITT 40 year old DSA voting Ninteniggers on suicide watch
>>735606635it hasnt even been a year, you illiterate pissrat
>>735606658yeah, and it's been a very disappointing year
>>735606635>>735606653For snoys
>>735606658You're right. The Switch 2 news cycle began 14 months ago.
>>735606670how can it be a disappointing year if it hasnt even been a year
>>735606689what do you think nintendo are going to shadowdrop some stuff out of nowhere or something? they literally skipped a direct dude, there's nothing coming out
>>735606609>>735606063
>>735606670>>735606687Why are snoys so objectively retarded?
>>735606707they shadow drop stuff all the time, dumbass
>>735606738I don't understand monkey, sorry.
The Nintendo Cinematic Universe will save the company.
>>735606734lmao no they don'tmetroid prime 1 remaster was shadowdropped, that's it. it's not even a new game for fuck's sake, enjoy your remasters then
>>735606358lol just atlus. and nobody is buying a console for sonic anymore buddy
>>735606456I don't see how your image is any different than the billions of other hentai slop on the Eshop. Neptunia devs are just scamming for sympathy. If they can't get their game out, that's on them. Literally go onto the eshop and type "hentai" and I got hundreds of results. A bunch of big titted high school girls. Literally "hentai girls". "hentai uni". They all look like young anime girls with big tits. Something's not adding up here with the Neptunia studio.
>>735606775was a really smart decision to buy atlus, now they have better exclusives than all of the big 3
>>735606775Yes there are. The movies really pushed its popularity
>>735606770>no they dont>names a game they shadowdropped
>>735602126I saw one Anon on here say something about Nintendo acting like Disney and it's pretty accurate. Only caring about their movies and theme parks now.
I wish Sega would come in and take the spot of Xbox. Xbox would do better as a 3rd party publisher anyway with all the different studios and IPs they have.
>>735606812>they shadow drop all the time>can only name one
>>735606812yeah, 1 game in the last decadehow much do you wanna bet they're gonna do that again before june 5th then? what odds are you gonna take? use your brain dude
>>735606487YASSSS slay queen!
>>735606721>revealed January 2025>add a year (that's 12 months), and that's January 2026>add 2 more months and that brings us to March (now!)>12+2=14gosh Switch fans sure do love showing how bad they are at math huh, no wonder the Brain Age game on Switch didn't come out in America
>>735606687>counting from announcementhilarious cope
>>735606807Sonic's latest game was an actual flop by Sega's own admission.
As a pc guy, this thread has been pretty entertaining to read.
>>735606937Kek sameSilly tendies
>>735606948The funniest one is the sperg saying I’m having a blast with CD on the pro!!! I’m guessing it’s a larp though.
>>735606937As a Sony chad, same
>>735606358It takes more than IP to move a console.Hypothetically, if a new Sega console were to even be considered, they need something more than just new Sega games. A partnership with Bandai Namco or Capcom would go a long, long way, but then, all companies involved would be taking a big risk when they're making quite a bit of revenue right now as-is.
>>735602408The problem is that Americans think bombing Iran is a good thing and that they are genuinely fighting an evil empire or some shit.Its like always.They have the minority desperately trying to tell everyone that bombing other countries and going to war for resources or political ideologies is bad, but they get labeled as communists or domestic terrorists and unpatriotic. Rest, like 95%, of amerimutts cheer on.They have been brainwashed for this shit, they happily give money for Israel to practice genocide, and if you speak against it or tell people you don't have to follow illegal military orders, you will be labeled, again, a terrorist/communist/unpatriotic.Like just see the whole ICE thing and how everyone made the most retarded excuses for shooting two people. Their government told them that those two were domestic terrorists, so the people believe it. You see even anons here who are supposed to be some next level intellectuals repeat what the mutt government says. They don't even entertain the thought that government could be dishonest.United States of Embarrassment is just plain and simple evil.Wars, tariffs, whatever. It all gets justified. They see every other country as enemy or as personal servants and lesser people.
>snoy>chad
Nintendo became lazy and started pandering to their nostalgic manchild fanbase too much, just like Disney and Lego. Gen Alpha views Nintendo as something for old people and I don't blame them
>>735607068>that gifFucking kek
>>735606837As revolting as it is for me to admit, Pokémon has done a better job understanding the assignment as a multimedia brand derived from games.>keep mainline games coming out every year or two>except for the rare Legends games, you largely know what you're getting with each one>they show off mainline games ALONGSIDE revealing/releasing spinoffs>while the merchandise makes more money, they games aren't slouches either and they need to keep coming out regularly to provide new material for merchandise to work off ofMeanwhile, Nintendo's just two Mario movies in and they've already caught up to the latest 3D Mario game because the last one came out 8 and a half fucking years ago (and because the second movie is a giant clusterfuck of source material). and this isn't even getting into what an absolute uncoordinated shitshow their brand synergy for the DK series has been.
>>735607062the only thing I could see them doing is a Dreamcast mini. But I think they’d need Capcom and some other 3rd parties on board for a few of the games especially since there’s 0 chance in hell of the 2K sports games being there unless they go through and scrub all the licensed stuff
>>735607073>and started pandering to their nostalgic manchild fanbase too muchIM confused, so theyre NOT putting out the mario, zelda, pokemon, star fox, and animal crossing games youre whining about, but theyre also pandering to the tendie manchildren?
>>735607193They're relying harder than ever on rereleases of older games to cash in on millennial fans (and trying to get the ones who've bred to give them leniency on their prices and role as substitutes for new games because they'll be new for their kids). The major Mario film that comes out next week is a cash-in on games that came out almost two goddamn decades ago because they recently re-released HD remasters of them.
>>735607341>on rereleases of older games to cash in on millennial fanswhen did Air riders, bananza, pokopia, mario kart world, ZA, or prime 4 come out on older consoles?
>>735607062>Sega Namco Capcom consoleAs long as Project X Zone 3 is a launch title
>>735607391When did that have any fucking thing to do with my post?
>>735607341you’re right, Nintendo should’ve left the Mario Galaxy games trapped on the 20 year old Wii
this thread is like a snoy humiliation ritual wtf
>>735607116>Nintendo's just two Mario movies in and they've already caught up to the latest 3D Mario gameno? just because they are some odyssey elements doesn't mean doesn't mean it's an odyssey movie, it would be like me saying they're only up to 2USA>and because the second movie is a giant clusterfuck of source materialso was the first one, that had cat mario, donkey kong country, mario kart, the wedding plot line, peach acting as an equal protagonist, mario's originand most other vidya adaptations pull from multiple games/elements in their series too
>>735607430when you said theyre relying on remasters, my stupid anon
>>735607438>you don't understand, it was $40 remasters and a movie or nothing
>>735606197snoys can only act out like this because they have to games to play and tendies are preoccupied with Pokopia
>>735607493FRLG also just came out again, my fishbrained faggot dumbshit anon. Oh wait, those didn't even remaster anything. They were just $20 apiece GBA games that you don't even get as part of your $50/yr NSO+EP GBA library because fuck you (and the jews don't even give you all the languages in one release either).Also, listing games cashing in on Air Ride/Pokémon 6th gen/Metroid Prime nostalgia only further prove my point.
>>735607604>making sequels is cashing in on nostalgia>bitching about GBA roms
>>735607547ESLric...
But what about the Pokopia boost?
>>735607604>and the jews don't even give you all the languages in one release eitherwork around so they could release with the gambling intactwere you really gonna play it in french and german after playing it in english though? be real
>>735607657Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded, anon.
>>735607116it's actually disgusting that it's been 9 years without a mario game. Illumination managed to get out TWO mario movies in that time. They might even get a 3rd movie in before there's a new game at this rate. How Nintendo can think this is at all acceptable is beyond me. They need to get some games made in a more reasonable timeframe than once every decade
>>735607707>you can never make a game from this ip ever again, thats cashing in on nostalgia!!!!no anon, you are the retard
>>735607705>multilingual people don't exist
>>735607738we just got wonder a few years ago, and bowsers fury before that, on top of another mario and luigi rpg, plus the SMRPG and TTYD remakes. Kill yourself, mangina
>>735607746Where did I say that? Show me where I said that. Do it. Right now. Show me.
>>735607707>snoy have a sharty melty>port someone else meme and replace words with "nintendo"every fucking time
>>735607696imagine how Nintendo would do without Koei Tecmo keeping their asses afloat, unbelievable
>>735602126>all ports of old ass games are being cancelled because this dog shit tablet can't run them>Scam slop 2 is a gigantic flop that has barely sold 1 million unitsImagine being filtered by shipped untis KWABOTY.
>>735607790>NSMB5 and RPGs are the same thing as 3D adventure gamesIt's funny how easily you faggots cluelessly out yourselves as not actual Nintendo fans. You cynically think any game named after Mario must all be the same thing as each other.
>>735607790Odyssey came out in 2017 and there hasn't been a game since, you may as well bring up Mario Tennis if we're going to pretend spinoff trash counts as a Mario game when everyone knows we've been waiting for a game since Odyssey
>>735607751I'm pretty sure multilingual people just play in their native language, or the original language if they understand it
>>735607819Now that I think about it, imagine this year without pokopia and fire emblem....
>>735602126>Mario Kart WorldOpen world feels like checking a box, like a 2007 game>Donkey KongWeird game with a little girl that is about singing for some reason>Prime 4Marvelization of Metroid
So this means shitmitsu generals melty from the usual tendie pedophile.
>>735607813hope this helps
>>735607873>>735607879>those dont count as mario games because I dont count them, I want mario platformers!>NO BOWSERS FURY AND WONDER DONT COUNT BECAUSE THEY JUST DONT OKlol
>>735602126Fuck it.I'm spoiling this nothing-burger ass article, over the next few posts; Have fun.
>>735607925imagine this year for sony without uhmarathon?
>>735608029
>>735607873>It's funny how easily you faggots cluelessly out yourselves as not actual Nintendo fans.apparently "actual nintendo fans" only play 3D marioright
>Only release 2 woethwhile exclusive>Almostb1 year in>Refuse to announce anything else outside of yoshi showtimeDeserved fuck you for not giving me Splatoon Raiders
>>735602126couldn't have anything to do with RAM prices or the economy or anything...
>>735608029>>735608060
>>735607819>making their only good Pokémon game and the first one for the system>making the first Zelda game for the system (and partially repairing TotK's dogshit story)>straight up doing the heavy lifting on mainline Fire Emblem for Nintendo/IntSysAt least with Monolith constantly bailing out Nintendo EPD and big games by other devs like Smash, they own them. Getting this constantly dependent on and shown up by a third party on your IPs is humiliating.
>>735608029>>735608060>>735608085
>>735607961No it doesn't, there's a Japanese holiday this week.>>735607981And that didn't say what you said it does. Good job. Switchfags are illiterate AND incapable of math.
>>735602126Damn. Still buying one bit damn.
>>735608016yes, mario wonder, famously a 3D platforming game. are you fucking retarded or somethingBowser's Fury was great and it would have counted for something if it didn't take all of 2 hours to finish. It's less than a tenth the size of Odyssey and trying to pretend it's the same kind of thing is blatantly ridiculous to anyone who has actually played both games. no amount of coping will make games that don't exist appear out of thin air, please stop pretending
>>735608016>>735608064You're right. Spinoffs aren't substitutes for mainline games. Glad you agree!
>>735608154>they rely on remasters>uh those games dont count>and if I was, theyre just nostalgiabaiting>no, pointing out theyre not remasters and new games to the system is irrelevantok, chuckles
>>735608029>>735608060>>735608085>>735608142And this is the last part.
>>735608187>>735608198>theres been no new mario games in almost 9 years!>NO NO THOSE MARIO GAMES, PLATFORMERS>NO NOT 2D PLATFORMERS, 3D>NO BOWSERS FURY IS A, UH...A SPINOFF!!!lol
>>735608207>Nintendo is relying on nostalgiabait>no they're not, look at these rereleases and nostalgiabait games they just releasedjimofficeface.jpg
>>735608238learn to read
>>735608281what rereleases? Fr and LG? which people have been bitching for years that nintendo WASNT offering on the eshop? surely youre not referring to Air riders, bananza, pokopia, mario kart world, ZA, or prime 4
>>735608318If they could, they wouldn't be Switch fans anymore.
>>735608318oh I can read just fine, you just dont like being proven wrong do you arguing pedantics about Mario games
>>735608351>oh I can read just finesure doesn't seem like it
SONYJEET COPE KEKAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>735608324FR, LG, SMG1, SMG2, SMG movie.>>735608351Pedantic is when you know there's a difference between 3D Mario games and Mario sports/RPG games
>>735608376I accept your concession, bitchtits
>>735608048And everything else including the biggest game ever. Ya seethe?
>>735602126I wonder why they didn't make any games for it... I bet it would have sold well if there were games people wanted to play
>>735608429Or if it was $160 cheaper like in Japan.
>>735608396>you are supposed to know that when I say 'mario games' I'm specifically ignoring all the mario games but the specific 3D platformers, and not bowsers fury because it just doesn't count ok? >>735608420the game that isnt even out yet? and might be delayed yet again?
>>735608404>AEW and tendiepedoThis is explains everything.
>>735608460I guess so but they would have made less money per console if they reduced the priceThey could have sold more units at the current price if there were games people wanted to play
>>735608481what in the fuck is aew? the wrestling company?
>t-the game is going to be delayed again!!!Better delayed than cancelled like all the switch 2 ports lmao.
There's no source in the article...
>>735608549which cancellations?
>>735608472>>you are supposed to know that when I say 'mario games' I'm specifically ignoring all the mario games but the specific 3D platformers, and not bowsers fury because it just doesn't count ok? Yes actually. This is very commonly understood by Nintendo fans. Same way Nintendo fans understand the implication that, when "Zelda" games are discussed, they're almost never using that as a catch-all to also refer to shit like Hyrule Warriors, Tingle's games, or the CD-i games.
>>735608563The source is Bloomberg. This should be more than enough for the cult of pedophiles that spam threads with twitter and reddit posts.
>>735608591>Yes actually. This is very commonly understood by Nintendo fans. Same way Nintendo fans understand the implication that, when "Zelda" games are discussed, they're almost never using that as a catch-all to also refer to shit like Hyrule Warriors, Tingle's games, or the CD-i games.sounds like something you made up, since the 2D platformers apparently dont fall under your asinine umbrella either
>>735608639New Super Mario Bros didn't before. Wonder doesn't now.
>>735608708I guess world, 1, 2, and 3 dont count as mario games either then, right?
I only get hacked consoles so I'm never going to get a switch 2 until it gets CFW
Oh man, Nintendotards are going to be FERAL this week without their Famitsu hugboxes this Thursday-Saturday.
prime 4 is so bad that NINTENDO cut the price on a first party game.
>>735608747SMB1, 2, 3, and SMW were distinct games with very different gameplay and aesthetic identities. NSMB was an asset flip throwback series, and SMBW is the same thing.
>>735608851wonder isnt distinct? are you actually retarded? The entire gimmick of the game is wonder seeds
>>735602126But I thought gamers were ready for a 450$ console and 80$ games!
>>735608851where does wonder flip assets from exactly?
>>735602126down to 16M a year pace then from 24M a yearacross the next 5 years that represents about 40M fewer units produced. that's about the difference between PS4 and PS3. Or the NES compared to the Gamecube. It's like going from Wii-level success to N64 level success. Really dire stuff.
>>735608930fastest selling console in history btwDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
>>735608954so much for that
i wish i could play pokopia
cutting production means there is no zelda or mario coming out for at least 2 years.
>>735608965pokeopia probably just helped sell another 3m units
>>735608983Yeah if they had a 3D Mario game ready to release in time for the movie to promote I don't think they would have cut production. I think we can be confident that they straight up don't have any games, which is why they know they won't shift units
>>735609054you keep saying this but between them, sony and MS they are quite literally the only company releasing anything
>>735608885>>735608907>wonder isnt distinctCorrect. It's just shinier NSMB, with a bunch of throwback Wonder Effects and Badges. Its only bosses were Bowser and Bowser Jr (oh no please, tell me how the DLC fixes this by also reusing the goddamn Koopalings AGAIN like the NSMB games). Levels still end with flagpoles as an SMB1 throwback like NSMB. It still uses the same block designs as NSMB.
>>735609083>bunch of throwback Wonder Effects and Badgeswhat in the fuck are you talking about
>>735609079I mean they released a game last August which is something I guess. It would be nice if they had something to release this year too
>>735605397the recession has been going on since I left schoolin 2008
>>735609127do you think pokeopia released in august?
>>735609176Koei Tecmo made Pokopia. Honestly, if Nintendo can't make games anymore they should hire Koei Tecmo to make way more games for them. At least then there'll actually be games.
>>735609116https://www.mariowiki.com/Badge_(Super_Mario_Bros._Wonder)#Notes
>>735609234>Koei Tecmo made Pokopiainteresting. So what other platforms did Pokopia release on?
>>735609302look it up if you don't believe me
>>735608209What a nothingburger article. There's no actual proof presented that things are slowing down and they completely gloss over the fact that Pokopia caused the system to sell out in stores and shares to jump up again. Then back to the doomposting despite the fact that no real numbers are presented, no sources other than vague "people close to the situation", "the people said" lol. The other guy quoted is a "Japan equity strategist" Amir Anzvarzadeh. It literally says that Nintendo raised estimates from 15M to 19M, but because they didnt raise the estimate again, it's apparently a bad sign? What a whole bunch of nothing.
>>735609316I never said I didnt believe you. Im asking what other system it came out on
>>735609318You werent supposed to point that out....
No wonder Switchfags get upset at seeing people wanting to see a new Mario game, they don't fucking play them
>>735609318I doubt Bloomberg is just lying about having sources that know Nintendo's production numbers
BUMP FUCK SNOYS JEETS SEETHING KEK
>>735609467post your wonder playtime, fag-o-tron
>>735609593>he's a poor third-worlder emufagOH MY FUCKING GOD IT GOT EVEN BETTER
>>735602126it's weird how they managed to get good security measures on the Switch 2 to prevent emulation, but then they forgot to make any games that people would have to buy the console to playit doesn't matter if you can't emulate the console if you don't make any games to play in the first place. they got their priorities all messed up
>>735604237lo->starts cryingFuck, not like this bros...
>>735609665Notice how you didn’t post your playtime
>>735609802I accept your concession.
>>735609825what concession? that I played it and you didnt?
>>735609849Shoo shoo, snoyjeet.
>>735609882why would a snoy have a Switch 2, retard
bump
>>735609954dumb newfaggot
>>735610067snoy seethe
Weird how every single other place shits over the legitimacy over this article yet /v/ worships the ground on which Mochizuki is walking on.
>>735609473you can't be serious
Literally the WiiU 2.If only it could be emulated for preservation, alas...
>>735610089this place is full of posters who spent all their time acting like complete retards for no reason other than attention beggingyou can't even consider them real people because they will take positions that no sane person would be able to take, just for the sake of baiting (You)s
That's why he "retired".
>>735610201it's alright, the switch 3 will get to mine the switch 2 for games
>>735610201already outsold the wiiu in less than a year
>>735610343Hell its just about to outsell Gamecubes life time sales in little over its first year.
>>735602759The article is implying that Nintendo haven't raised sales expectations due to internal data.
>there is no source just believe me bro and /v/ trusted it again
>>735609908I noticed that a lot of tendiefags refuses to show playtime, as if they didn't even own a switch 2
>>735602126>switch 1 created soijak>switch 2 created ?
>>735602126STILL BUYING A SWITCH 2
>>735609473Bloomberg never issues corrections on getting things wrong except when it materially impacts them and things outside traditional media is where they get stuff most wrong like with video games or Apple product rumors. They are the worst of the media landscape that made it big because of their specialized trading terminal that locks finance bros in.
