>ZUN is tabling at Reitaisai this SpringThis means that we're scheduled to get either a new mainline game, a new .5 game, or (most unlikely imo) a new Hifuu Club OST. What are you bets? We should know next month.Have you been playing any fangames in th meantime?
I've been playing Keine's game!Actually surprising how this is a pretty legitimate Touhou quiz game just with boobs slapped on it
>>735656935O!
>>735656639Still working through Touhou Labyrinth 3
>>735656639Is 2Hoe inclining?
>>735656639I thought for sure he was going to skip releasing a game this year after all the whining he did about being burnt out last year. 20 unironically turned out to be one of his best imo so I'm glad although the new girls are kinda lame imo
To an outsider like me, I have to respect the level of autism of Touhou. Zun, this funny, little Japanese man, sat down somepoint in the 90s and decided:>He was going to make a series that was 99% female, like a gacha appealing to lonely men>Did most, if not all the art himself>Make absolutely busted characters from a writing standpoint: dude, what if we gave a loli the power to easily wipe out Tokyo?Also, somebody from another Touhou thread wanted me to post plump reimu having seggs: Catbox is currently down.
>>735657783Try https://litterbox.catbox.moe/ for right now
>>735657943https://litter.catbox.moe/q1pecoiv3zrhs17z.pngYou might hate it.
>>735658064I may not like your fat fetish but the decision to include rinnosuke is insanely based.
>>735658064Do fat chicks really do this?
>>735656639>a new .5 gameNew photo game with tengu, I am filled with faith.
What Touhou would you like to be a shota for?
>>735658132Thanks.>>735658296The ones that love you very much, and if you're okay with being sore, will.
>>735658064Reimu with a fatter ass than Marisa thanks to the power of burgs
>>735657659The schizo is cute
NEW FIGHTING GAME NOW!NEW SHOOT THE BULLET NOW!NEW IMPOSSIBLE SPELL CARD NOW!NEW GREAT FAIRY WARS NOW!
>>735658064Fathus are so powerful and erotic
>>735658536
>>735660143Keine would never do this...
>>735659998>NEW FIGHTING GAME NOW!I couldn't care less about Hopeless Masquerade 4. If it's a new engine with grounded combat then I'll pay attention, but I wouldn't expect that. I also don't expect better netcode than what fans have created for Soku, TH19's netcode is terrible and that's a much simpler genre to incorporate rollback
>>735657783>like a gacha appealing to lonely menAh yes, men are creaming themselves to this. If you reply to this post with "erm yes actually" with an off model image then you're a fucking idiot because 2hu was never about waifufaggotry, it's just a cute silly game with cute fun characters
>>735661636Erm yes actually
>>735660114They are arguably the most powerful and lewd of all the twoies.>>735661636Bro, I was being cheeky and I meant it from the perspective of the ratio of female to male characters. If the difference wasn't that extreme, I wouldn't have said that.
>>735660779She is clearly trying to seduce a student with her massive oppai. Proof? Play her new game.
>>735656935circo
HEY DRAWFAGSShow me how flexible or unflexible your favorite 'hus are!
ah ze americans with zer fat pig wives ahahah
One thing I liked from /jp/hu was talking about our 2hu dreams. So tell me about your 2hu dreams anons.
>>735662603Yukari, make Remilia a hag.
>>735662313I can't be assed to dig up the name of said game. If you want others to play it don't make it harder than it needs to be.
>>735657783well, if you ask me i think was something more of the people and at the moment he did it, in the 90s when the indie scene would not be as populated as now days...theres nothing in the games that you would say is really to notice, not even the music, but got his touch and the fact that he has always been willingly open to accept any number of content from the community is what it has made it to this point...>>735656639i want a fighting game honestly
>>735656639btw anon, what you mean by touhou appealing to lonely men ?? if theres something appeal to me when i see his drawings is to try both cry or either remake it
>>735657783I thought this was chaos from rance at first lol
Hope ZUN gets attacked(physically) for using AI.
>>735663629He was making a statement
>>735663629was not he using for minor assets? i really got confused in the crowd of what he really did, beside at that moment there were some troubles with the lawyer if i remember, so no idea what he did with the AI
Zun already sold out to CAVE
I've played about a dozen fangames, but the only mainline game i've played is unfinished dream of all living ghost. I'm dogwater at bullet hells
>>735664013It was for backgrounds and stuff, the game story was about AI anyway so it was obviously on purpose
... Where is everyone?
>>735665735jail probably
>>735665735Anon it's been years, /v/hu is dead.
>>735665973Touhou never dies.
>>735661636The appeal of touhou, atleast in the original games, is that the characters aren't meant to be fappable. ZUN crafted them to be silly fun and powerful characters with some interesting aspects, and yet, we the fans still shat all over it and turned them into fapbait, probably against ZUN's wishes.This is what makes touhou girls so much hotter than gachaslop dross. The gacha devs *want* you to fap to their characters, but with ZUN, its fun to go against him (because hes a faggot whose newest music and games suck ass)
>>735667041Anyways here's a pic of Yuyuko drawn by ZUN's wife
>>73565663919 was so fucking dogshit that I completely lost faith in the series.The fact that the threads here got raped by a bunch of discord retards trying to ape /dbs/ didn't help either.Tell me why should I feel even a molecule of hype, about a game that looks and plays exactly the same as the previous 10 entries, featuring a bunch of new, badly drawn, uninspired little girls with 5 lines of dialogue each.
>>735667649You sure typed a lot to say "i'm not really a fan of touhou"
>>735667649It's fun!
>>735658064how the hell do you slop up reimu, one of the most sloppable characters, and yet somehow end up with a c**kie?
>>735667771I was a huge fan actually. That's why I am bitter. The last entry I enjoyed was 17, and that was like a decade ago almost.Oh well no point in being a faggot here. If people here like 2hu still you probably won't like what I have to say about the absolute state of both the series and the fans. And I won't enjoy arguing about it either since it would just be bitching through the lens of nostalgia and idealization. Something borderline to a schizo delusion, where I argue about what could have been but wasn't. If you still enjoy it then unironically good for you. I wish I still could. I had a good time.
>>735667649They hated him because he told them the truth.
>>73566764919 wasn't THAT bad
>>735668042I am 100% convinced nobody in these threads likes or even plays Touhou at all. Including you.
>>735665735At gym training for some good cirno cosplay at reitaisai this year again
>>735656639th meantime is not Video Games.
Send some memes. I want to cheer up
>>735669756
>>73566764919 wasn't that bad at all I don't get why it was hated so muchIt was very fun but lacked replays and score, it had good music and a great roster
>>735669756Hat-cha-cha-cha! I did a little dance for you!
Which 2hu is this?
>>735671553Alice!
Where's Reimu's cousin?
>>735656639Where are the /v/hu games?
>>735672428/v/hu and who?
>>735656639>a new .5 gameGive me something great again.
If I post about 2hu while only having played a couple of the games does that still make me a secondary? What if I post girls from games that I haven't played yet?
>been consuming main game, doujinshi, doujin music/games since 2007>now I've lost all interest in 2huSomeone please bring me back to the good old days...
>>735672926Have you considered reigniting your interest by moving to Japan? They do something new Touhou related every week there. That's what Merth here did.
>>735672982That was my plan about 2 to 3 years ago. But then I landed on a cruisy career that also pays decent.I don't think I'll be able to find a job like this in Japan so yeah.
>>735672926Why did you lose interestHave you 1cc'd 20
>>735672804You are just a jobber. Secondary is someone with Lunatic 1cc.
>>735662125>Bro, I was being cheeky and I meant it from the perspective of the ratio of female to male characters. If the difference wasn't that extreme, I wouldn't have said that.how does that appeal to men? does sailor moon appeal more to lonely men than women?
>>735672926Try the fangames, hollow song of birds Will take You to pre-pussy autist zun era
>>735656935Do her boobs get bigger every time you get the answer right until they burst out of her shirt?If yes, I will buy your game.
>>735656639Meira balls
>>735674689There's no nudity
>>735675131What a gay game.
>>735675313It's made by 4channers so it must be
i think Patchouli is neat
Slay the Spire multiplayer?
>>735675983I think she's fat
/v/hu Mimesis server?
Mimasis...
>>735676096But... It's not out yet
Thoughts on Eiki?
Please draw sumireko dressed as pomni
I said WHERE IS EVERYONE?
>>735676883FUCK the judge
>>735676883yet another forced nonsensical memehu>hurr judge of hell with just judging without any influence is a mod just because ecks deeKutaka should've been the janny representative but even she got memeslopped into wage slave thanks to retards forcing memes here
>>735677609I'm here. I can offer cooking, petting and cleaning services. What do you want?
>>735678260I WANT DRAWINGS
>"new mainline game">translation: another OpenBor tier, bullet hell freeware garbage
>>735678876Post the version with Mamizou's hairy legs
>>735678803I only offer what I posted. That'll be 29.99 without VAT btw.
>>735678919Hairy legs are the epicurean, tanuki connoisseur's choice.
>>735678920Now lets see how much 103 charges
You wouldn't fuck a girl with hairy legs
>>735671553ariya iwanaga
>>735664191Hot, massageable soles.>>735668001I don't know what you mean.>>735676883She's cute. Built for fingerblasting while doing ear play.
Thoughts on pixelhus?
>>735680548cute aisloppa boyfeet
>>735680868...you could've complimented a drawGOD but you chose to waste your compliment on a slopper.
>>735681230i hate both aisloppa and shitscribblers
>>735680868You could've complimented your own feet but you chose to waste this opportunity.
>>735659998If Kusofraud was starting a new game now itd be 2030 before it was done.
>>735681404my feet are ugly and looks like gargoyle claws
>>735659998I asked for a new phantasmagoria game and I got monkey pawed.
>>735681386wtf stop pretending to be me
ira
>>735668680Saying something like that will be denying 18 years of my lifetime where I enjoyed playing the games.
>>735678876Sex with the Japanese Raccoon!
I saw the turk in the other thread and 360ed out of there
*AHEM*
>>735683524
2hus with a cloaca?
>>735656639ZUN is practically retired. Get over it, weebs.
>>735683619the joke is uhh umm he's a contrary rebel?idk
>>735684025And then what?
>>735685175Nothing. It's over.
2hu for this feel?
>>735686210Alice!
I always thought patchouli was wearing a wicked cool mask in this image but I recently found out its just a book
>>735657783It went nothing like that actually, here's what we know happened because he admitted in interviews throughout the years>"I really like making music and I think I'm pretty good at it but nobody gives a shit">"I will try distributing my music at this convention">"Well nobody gave a shit">"Oh I know if I bundle my music with something that people have more interest in then they will be more likely to listen to it">"But what?">"Oh these video games on the magic computational boxes look cool but I don't even know how to make one">"Well let me try">"Well making fucking Pong on the PC-98 wasn't that difficult but who the fuck would give a shit about Pong?">"OH I KNOW what if instead of a racket in Pong there was a cute girl instead">"Actually Pong is stupid let's just make one of those screen clear games instead by just removing the Pong racket">"Or whatever the fuck they are called">"Actually this programming stuff isn't too difficult let's make two games instead">"The other one can be one of those vertical space shooters I always see at those conventions">"Yeah but lets add cute girls to it as well instead of giant metal robots">"Add the music to it aaaaand done.">Sells his shit at comiket>Get interest because its a video game with cute girls>People eventually notice the music is pretty goodI paraphrased a lot but this was basically it.
>>735686210Battler
>>735676883The incarnation of sex
>>735687356...is Sumireko
WHY does she wear such a FUCKING SHORT skirt?
We're jphu kirk we carry the flameWe'll fight for roachie we'll honor her name
>>735678026Okay, meme scholar.
>>735687681My, someone can't let go of their ex ERP partner...
But I liked this thread
>>735689489Where's the funny?
>>735689610She's a hag now.
>>735689489I used (and still do) to sit like that
>>735689489Why are her tits so small?
>>735689489This but with Meira since he's an otaku confirmed
>>7356896612hus don't age.
>>735690107That's because they sage!
>>735690087he?
>>735690185has?
>>735690185I did he for a free quote and attention, thank you
>>735690624what did you do to he?
>>735690624103 will never draw your slopra no matter how hard you try
>>735690897I made him play ball with me
>>735690624Attentionslut...
FVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>735691365...ira?
How many mainline games will there be in total? Sooner or later ZUN is going to retire or die and then there won't be any more.
>>735691504He's still 49 or something dude.Chill
>>735691504Good.
>>735691504I will buy Touhou Project with all my life savings.
we're all going to die. there's no afterlife btw
Wrong. I was there
I'm going to plap you so hard you'll have a twich.
>>735692090There are no atheists inside a fox's holes
>>735692457Full Body Diapychemist
imagine the smell
>>735692090That's right, the soul doesn't exist either. The meaning of life is to eat, shit, fuck, reproduce, and then die. Half of this thread has already failed at the fucking part, which means they're living failures who don't deserve to live, and yet, here we are.
>>735674000alright just came back from playing it and.... Holy KINO, this is what 2hu was supposed to be, the fuck was zun thinking, women were a mistake.
>>735693114I dont like screaming reddit at everything I dont like but this is a prime exemple of unfunny reddit humor
>>735693114Drawfag humor
>>735693114aerd humor be like
>>735693346
>>735693545now THATS funny
>>735693114(yourfavoritedrawfag) humor
I am going to BEAT every single drawhater. With one hand.
>>735693545KEKYPOW
you think this is funny?
>>735693752clowning on shitscribblers is hilarious desu
/v/hu be like>this perfectly normal joke is reddit and not funny>*manically laughing when they see the word "balls" the very next moment*
ballsbroken
>>735693446>>735693502>>735693545>>735693752I didn't laugh tho>>735693845/v/hu is LITERALLY r/Touhoujerk. I went there for a few days went 4chan died and it's the sameshit
>>735693969This artist is fine with shotas
>>735694046okay this one's funny tho
>>735694089That's cute, not funny
I like my jokes with 32 layers of irony thank you
bwuh no retro diapers are like huggies and kirkland, pampers is still pretty new...
>haha u-uhm, nigger!daring today aren't we
>>735694247This one's gonna make you laugh for sure
>>735694669I don't get it
>>735694669Okina is not funny. Evil is not funny
>>735694730Who haven't watched Mr Bean?
>>735694751Okina isn't evilStop this slander
>>735692090>>735692619>there's no afterlife btwHow can you possibly be so cynical...
>>735694956Eh, I'm pretty happy being a meat puppet controlled by my brain.
>>735693114Ignore those idiots. I think this guy's art is pretty good.
>>735694956because the world that we inhabit is chaotic and cruel, why do you think that we're going to get good things after we die
>>735656639hopes>GFW 2 with an Eternity (True Form) final boss and a Reimu extra stage. >An actual photo game in the same vein as StB and DS>Something with effort put into it>"Part 2" to Taboo Japan Disentanglement that explores Merry's side of the incident and arranges Secret God Matara in the same way Magical Astronomy did for Necrofantasiaexpectations>Mediocre, slap-dash spinoff that haphazardly shoves the anomaly stone system from TH20 into stages of the most uncreative spell cards yet >CD that ignores what happened previously and is missing ZUNpets in its tracks because ZUN is too lazy/uncaring to work around the Windows issue
>>735695321Why wouldn't we?
>>735695563Secret God Matara without ZUNpets would be outrageous. He wouldn't, would he?
>>735695321I'm 12 and this is deep moment
>>735695723hedonism and nihilism are the only true answer to life's absurdityeverything else is cope
>>735695910what is tenshi supposed to be? a tetris block?
>>735656639No one cares about 2hu anymore once it became AI slop
>>735695807The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
>>735695807You sound like a miserable person. Sorry for whatever you've lost to make you feel this way.
WARNINGDisturbing ContentViewer Discretion is Advised
>>735696392She wouldn't really be my waifu if she didn't hate me.
>>735696520You are in trouble now Anon
Which 2hu feverishly looks up her name through archives to see if anyone is talking about her?
>>735696603Alice!
>>735696281Stupid people tend to be happier than smart ones.
>>735696768I can't believe you unironically just used this argument.
>>735657659>20 unironically turned out to be one of his best imo so I'm gladreally? how so?havent played a touhou game in so longis the OST as good as the earlier ones?>>735657783Don't forget the music. Early touhou OSTs are just peak soul. Nothing lasts forever though
>>735691504to be fair, dying with the franchise is a better fate than burning out and doing cheap cashgrabseven if ZUN dies, the doujin community will carry the flame
>>735696808I'm not the anon you were replying to, but hey I also don't believe in a magical hippie flying above us
>>735696961...That has nothing to do with the argument he just used anon.But uh, good for you I guess.
>>735696587What game?>>735656639It's old so I don't think I can find it anymore, and it was in Japanese and I don't know how to search for it, but apparently the game ZUN will be tabling is Touhou 21
>>735697040Now THIS is terrible. Never post it again.
>>735697194excuse me the only person eiki marries is me
>>735697040The original about yuri was better
>>735697354Why does she look sad and tired and lost? Is she an atheists?
>>735697338Now this is humorous!
Stop talking about atheism and start talking about Touhou
>>735697051>What game?https://store.steampowered.com/app/3601130/Touhou_Crawl/
Which touhou is an atheist?
>>735656935>SFW gameWhat's the fucking point?
>>735697571Get down from there
>>735697571the one you just postedwich is pretty funny because she lives in a world full of gods
>>735697541Thanks anon
>>735697571Alice!
AI is the future and all those who try to oppose it will be left behindI'm glad ZUN understands this
>>735697662Sakuya always has some powerful words to share doesn't she
>>735656935By the way... wtf is this?https://store.steampowered.com/app/4388190/Sukusuku_Hakutakus_Class/?curator_clanid=34784046
>>735697707Really?
>>735697412
there's no easter bunny, there's no ice fairy and there's no Meira
say something nice about sagume
>>735698084Seija's mother
>>735698020Prayhus?
Patchy is a satanist
>>735698084No, I don't think I will.
SMT really goes well with Touhou
>>735656639I kind of wish we got another Touhou fighting game, but I think Zun has pretty much given up on the idea of making another one.
>>735675313>>735697592There's a NSFW patch planned for the full game. In the demo there's no nudity, her breasts don't grow that much because the game ends before they get too big.>>735697769The SFW version which probably makes it clear the other version will be a lot more NSFW.
>>735656639Hopefully a new .5 game. 20 was great and I enjoyed Taboo Japan Disentanglement, so I have hope.Finishing Labyrinth Tri encouraged me to return to the second game to do the Plus Disc stuff, just had Suwako blow up a dragon
>>735698265zun never made any fighting gamethese are made by tasofro
>>735697769Hot as fuck
>>735698460having a hot teacher is so goodno matter how lame, boring and uninteresting the class is you can always just stare at her fat assonly had 2 in my life but I wonder if its more or less common now
>>735698020The Lord is ever merciful Alice!
>>735698460haha do you think there will be a nsfw patch for the Sukusuku game too haha asking for a friend
>>735698892
>>735698937
has anyone tried dlss5 on kanmarisa?
>>735699442KEK
>>735699506
>>735698312Ok, I will buy the game once it releases then.
>>735697730>all those who try to oppose it will be left behindNah, as soon as you saw us having a good time drawing on the walls in our caves you'd rush back to ruin our fun.
>>735696527She should have huge tits that swing heavily from side to side as she moves.
>>735700137Sanae in booty shorts and a shimabra?????????????????
>>735695807Erm then how come every "hedonist" I've met is a miserable sack of shit and every mormon I've ever met has been the nicest happiest person ever?
>>735700369Oppawi...
>>735700462That's just one of many Sanae outfits.
yatsuliberals are so embarrassing today
What should Patchy wear?
>>735700935Borat swimsuit
>>735700935sling bikini
>>735700935Virgin killer sweater.
YATSUMEIRA BALLS WHEN BAKA 9 YUKARI 17 MSPAINT TEWIMOM SAGUME KOISNEED SUMISEXO I HATE YURI KANMARI ONION PS3 RETRO
>>735700994A swimsuit based on this robot?
>>735700935Sakuya's maid dress (It doesn't fit because Sakuya is FLAT and Patchouli's boobs are ENORMOUS)
I don't know a single 2hu after Clownpiece
>>735701256>koisneedGreat, now you summoned the sharteens.
>>735656639*AI is tabling at Retaisai this Spring
>>735700470>mormonLmao, cause retarded people are happy in their own retardation
>>735700935Koakuma
>>735701050
>>735700935Her birthday suit
>>735702965nice
>>735689489>103GORILLA GORILLLA OOOOO OOOOOOOGAAA DRAWRILLA DRAWGORILLA OOOO AAAAA OOOO AAAAA
>>735693346>redditrisa
